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Out of Hats
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The following items were overlapping other items or in invalid backpack positions:
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Scout
(283 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(283 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(300 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(300 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(292 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(292 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(277 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(277 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(269 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(269 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(286 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(286 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(254 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(254 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(254 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(254 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(224 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(224 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Ol' Geezer
Level 89 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 5083
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
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Level
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Level
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level
Level
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
(1)
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5826
Level 5
(1)
(1)
(3)
(1)
(1)
(1)
(1604844000)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5900
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5910
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5923
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 30504
Level 44
(1)
Unknown Item 30504
Level 12
(1)
Unknown Item 30229
Level 5
(1)
Heroic Companion Badge #58639
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 38 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30506
Level 12
(1)
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 14 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 61 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Large Luchadore #86620
Level 61 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Burning Bongos #75971
Level 12 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
The Superfan
Level 10
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 68 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
Unknown Item 30399
Level 56
(1)
Heroic Companion Badge #55400
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30072
Level 6
(1)
Bolgan
Level 3
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 91 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
(1)
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 76 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
(1)
Unknown Item 30358 #45550
Level 80
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Détective Noir
Level 51 Hat
(1)
Pounding Father #63916
Level 43
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
The Superfan
Level 10
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30418
Level 73
(1)
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 53 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
(1)
#509154
Level 27
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scrap Sack
Level 84 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an
eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
(1)
Heroic Companion Badge #59911
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pounding Father #29977
Level 47
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolgan
Level 58
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolgan
Level 90
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vigilant Pin #68537
Level 15 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30418 #50424
Level 71
(1)
Conquistador
Level 31
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Unknown Item 30393
Level 70
(1)
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 4 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 5 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
(1)
Scottish Snarl
Level 29
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Sober Stuntman
Level 31 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 17
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
#469912
Level 57
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #71923
Level 76
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 70 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
(1)
Unknown Item 30416
Level 4
(1)
Unknown Item 30399
Level 20
(1)
Unknown Item 30107 #36686
Level 78
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30107 #47589
Level 40
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1097 #51413
Level 71
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 23
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30336 #48894
Level 27
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Medic Mech-bag
Level 8
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 66 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
Unknown Item 30417
Level 10
(1)
Flunkyware
Level 28 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Base Metal Billycock
Level 58 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
(1)
Unknown Item 30096
Level 7
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 14
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 52 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 36
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 16
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 25 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 76 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30096
Level 77
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 9 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 64 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 60
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Russian Rocketeer #70523
Level 12
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Russian Rocketeer #72854
Level 45
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Last Straw #65505
Level 40
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
Planeswalker Helm #88457
Level 5 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bot Dogger
Level 52 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Vigilant Pin #71194
Level 21 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 64 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
Unknown Item 30418
Level 35
(1)
Unknown Item 30336 #47804
Level 99
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30120
Level 72
(1)
Helmet Without a Home #77255
Level 54
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wrap Battler
Level 10
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 64 Hat
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 57 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(2)
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 68 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 91 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
(1)
Faerie Solitaire Pin #63044
Level 74 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolgan
Level 91
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pounding Father #62514
Level 94
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 71 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Unknown Item 30106
Level 11
(1)
Old Guadalajara
Level 17 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
(1)
Wrap Battler
Level 48
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Hetman's Headpiece #86055
Level 86 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30406
Level 45
(1)
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 62 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 1090 #51260
Level 62
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30125
Level 25
(1)
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 8 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
(1)
Unknown Item 30329
Level 47
(1)
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 59 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
(1)
Bolgan
Level 59
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 48 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Planeswalker Helm #81099
Level 22 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 85 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
(1)
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 44 Hat
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 31
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Conquistador
Level 37
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 62 Hat
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 59 Hat
(1)
Conquistador
Level 57
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 71 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 71 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 71 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 30 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 83
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 42 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 70
(1)
Unknown Item 30416
Level 58
(1)
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 61
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 68 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 42
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 34
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 81 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
(1)
Unknown Item 30136
Level 56
(1)
Unknown Item 30173
Level 81
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 61 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Atomic Accolade #67395
Level 61 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Le Party Phantom
Level 43
(1)
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #69699
Level 21
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #71727
Level 78
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #69786
Level 51
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #70403
Level 19
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 63
(1)
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 70 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Bot Dogger
Level 75 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Bot Dogger
Level 57 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 38
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 46 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 83 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 16
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 30 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Unknown Item 30418
Level 52
(1)
Unknown Item 30418
Level 58
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 38
(1)
Unknown Item 30416
Level 66
(1)
Unknown Item 30120
Level 11
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 31
(1)
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
Soldered Sensei
Level 14 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
(1)
Base Metal Billycock
Level 57 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 66 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 8 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
(1)
Unknown Item 30136
Level 75
(1)
Unknown Item 30106
Level 94
(1)
Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 8
(1)
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 56 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 25 Hat
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 62 Hat
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
The Superfan
Level 10
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30607 #46252
Level 74
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 51 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 71
(1)
Pugilist's Protector
Level 90 Hat
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 48 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Big Chief
Level 85 Hat
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 34 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Unknown Item 30548
Level 86
(1)
Cold War Luchador #82597
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 72 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Carouser's Capotain
Level 50 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30417
Level 28
(1)
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 2 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 4 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 68 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 34 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
(1)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 76 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 31
(1)
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 61 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30418
Level 28
(1)
Frenchman's Beret
Level 46 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)
Bolgan
Level 17
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Russian Rocketeer #73523
Level 10
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 45 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
(1)
Broadband Bonnet
Level 11 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
(1)
Unknown Item 1090 #51702
Level 79
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sign of the Wolf's School #89908
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30112 #58684
Level 32
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wrap Battler
Level 41
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30417
Level 100
(1)
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 94 Hat
(1)
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 89 Hat
(1)
Fortune Hunter #65065
Level 36 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fortune Hunter #66292
Level 60 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fortune Hunter #61266
Level 78 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Chief Constable #71189
Level 35
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Conquistador
Level 73
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 10 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 17 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 37
(1)
Western Wear
Level 58 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Unknown Item 30118 #5888
Level 79
(1)
Soldered Sensei
Level 73 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
(1)
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 5
(1)
Geisha Boy
Level 83 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Broadband Bonnet
Level 80 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
(1)
Large Luchadore #89885
Level 25 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pounding Father #66663
Level 55
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 14 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
(1)
Flight of the Monarch
Level 10 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Robot Running Man
Level 94
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Googly Gazer
Level 53 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 11
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 45
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Russian Rocketeer #32155
Level 46
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Robot Running Man
Level 58
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 48
(1)
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 96 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
(1)
Wrap Battler
Level 68
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Griffin's Gog
Level 81
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
The Superfan
Level 10
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doe-Boy #66821
Level 16
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Planeswalker Helm #89035
Level 6 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolgan
Level 79
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #72659
Level 11
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30359 #47246
Level 22
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sign of the Wolf's School #71265
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pounding Father #34428
Level 70
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 64 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 22 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 84
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30416
Level 24
(1)
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 38 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
(1)
Western Wear
Level 29 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Stahlhelm #83939
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30084 #60693
Level 96
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 5 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
(1)
#494174
Level 77
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration
#Attrib_MakersMark
Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
(1)
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 5 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
Big Country
Level 82
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 99 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
Le Party Phantom
Level 95
(1)
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 47 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30333
Level 33
(1)
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
Bolgan Family Crest
Level 45 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
(1)
Unknown Item 30336 #49280
Level 55
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30548
Level 36
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 22
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
Unknown Item 30406 #46118
Level 41
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 49 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30080 #60547
Level 11
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30120
Level 92
(1)
Unknown Item 30417
Level 15
(1)
Conquistador
Level 7
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 39
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Russian Rocketeer #73117
Level 2
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Robot Running Man
Level 60
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Last Straw #64730
Level 84
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Last Straw #66728
Level 80
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Last Straw #62163
Level 7
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 72 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 63 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 96 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 77
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 22 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
Unknown Item 30336 #32993
Level 82
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 34 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 97 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Smissmas Wreath #46079
Level 56 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
Unknown Item 30425
Level 58
(1)
Last Straw #68817
Level 50
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stealth Steeler
Level 33
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 32
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Bolgan
Level 9
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30357 #48258
Level 21
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sign of the Wolf's School #88387
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brainiac Goggles #88621
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocleather Slouch
Level 52
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 48 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
Doe-Boy #67098
Level 36
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30314
Level 49
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 46 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30091
Level 42
(1)
Brainiac Hairpiece #86778
Level 18 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30542
Level 2
(1)
Ze Goggles
Level 54 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Infernal Impaler #84844
Level 13 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Smissmas Wreath #61228
Level 72 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
Sydney Straw Boat #66528
Level 71
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Safe'n'Sound
Level 89 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30120
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 61
(1)
Big Chief
Level 12 Hat
(1)
Defiant Spartan
Level 77
(1)
Flunkyware
Level 12 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Battle Bob
Level 3
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Camera Beard
Level 77 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30112
Level 85
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 29 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 30
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 4 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 75 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Unknown Item 30112
Level 25
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 76
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 30 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 21
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 9
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 15 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 25
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 12 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 50 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Unknown Item 30112
Level 16
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 6
(1)
Unknown Item 30106
Level 1
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 80 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 27
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Bolted Birdcage
Level 65 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
(1)
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #72662
Level 55
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Merryweather
Level 33 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
(1)
Unknown Item 30548
Level 28
(1065353216)
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 58
(1)
Unknown Item 30403
Level 4
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 76
(1)
Unknown Item 30403
Level 15
(1)
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Unknown Item 30403
Level 98
(1)
Carouser's Capotain
Level 89 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
(1)
Unknown Item 30403
Level 50
(1)
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Big Chief
Level 72 Hat
(1)
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 51 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 77 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 26
(1)
Brain Bucket
Level 73 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
Croft's Crest #64893
Level 15 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
(1)
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 84 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
(1)
Unknown Item 30548
Level 41
(1065353216)
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 78
(1)
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 3 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Pounding Father #53904
Level 12
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tomb Wrapper #66601
Level 80 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bot Dogger
Level 84 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote #73823
Level 88 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reindoonicorn #64340
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Frontier Flyboy
Level 24
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 100 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Fortune Hunter #66919
Level 97 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 83 Hat
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come
by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats
out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt
cactuses.
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience #81772
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30106 #59881
Level 72
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30182
Level 26
(1)
Unknown Item 30182 #58077
Level 77
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 68
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30091
Level 32
(1)
Unknown Item 30548
Level 28
(1)
Doe-Boy #66947
Level 38
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 14 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Unknown Item 30353 #50668
Level 22
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Carouser's Capotain
Level 19 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 72 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
(1)
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 87 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 21
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
(1)
Liquor Locker
Level 94 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 70
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Unknown Item 30329
Level 38
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Helmet Without a Home
Level 65
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Carouser's Capotain
Level 75 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
(1)
Carouser's Capotain
Level 87 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
(1)
Scottish Snarl
Level 48
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Vigilant Pin #65297
Level 4 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bot Dogger
Level 52 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30180
Level 41
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 53 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 54 Hat
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come
by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats
out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt
cactuses.
(1)
Croft's Crest #64818
Level 96 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
(1)
Unknown Item 30162 #59322
Level 99
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30162
Level 63
(1)
Idea Tube
Level 11 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
Big Country
Level 9
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
Ze Goggles
Level 51 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 86 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
(1)
Détective Noir
Level 83 Hat
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 59
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 68 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 17
(1)
Unknown Item 30403
Level 86
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 56
(1)
Unknown Item 30125
Level 99
(1)
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
Larrikin Robin
Level 2 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
Unknown Item 30329
Level 62
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 31
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Janissary Ketche
Level 55 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 41 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
Private Eye
Level 10 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Stately Steel Toe #88236
Level 64 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Steel Songbird #63568
Level 44
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Chief
Level 51 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hetman's Headpiece #90572
Level 3 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Attendant
Level 38 Hat
(1)
Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder #65186
Level 75
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Waxy Wayfinder #76320
Level 50
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #88286
Level 50 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30069
Level 62
(1)
Attendant
Level 42 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30406
Level 71
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 51
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Robot Running Man
Level 20
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Balloonicorn #64530
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Chief
Level 63 Hat
(1)
Crocleather Slouch #89286
Level 86
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30418
Level 26
(1)
Hetman's Headpiece #86522
Level 77 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30084 #61065
Level 57
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 20 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 28
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 63 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 20
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 53 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
Unknown Item 30607
Level 28
(1)
Unknown Item 30403
Level 46
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 5
(1)
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 27 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 58 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Pencil Pusher #79945
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coffin Kit
Level 66 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 51 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bombing Run
Level 93 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30399
Level 88
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 15
(1)
Big Chief
Level 24 Hat
(1)
Crocleather Slouch
Level 2
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
Helmet Without a Home #78610
Level 53
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 21 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Unknown Item 30393
Level 63
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 79 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Fortune Hunter #64351
Level 10 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tomb Wrapper #67982
Level 70 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Conquistador
Level 21
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Noh Mercy
Level 8 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
(1)
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Unknown Item 30136
Level 66
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 72 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Geisha Boy
Level 72 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 12
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
Unknown Item 30081 #59936
Level 59
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Conquistador
Level 12
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 85
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 95
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Conquistador
Level 72
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
Janissary Ketche #90409
Level 79 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Big Elfin Deal
Level 54 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 54
(1)
Frenchman's Beret
Level 53 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 74
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 41
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Safe'n'Sound
Level 23 Hat
"This is The Greatest Plaaaaaaan!"
()
(1)
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 20 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Carouser's Capotain
Level 39 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30136
Level 83
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 28
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 100
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Russian Rocketeer #73380
Level 80
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
(1)
Antlers
Level 49
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
(1)
Antlers
Level 43
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
(1)
Attendant
Level 15 Hat
(1)
Attendant
Level 38 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 1096 #53495
Level 89
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pounding Father #67164
Level 18
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
Unknown Item 30393
Level 23
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 21 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Unknown Item 30162 #58962
Level 33
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 47 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 4 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stahlhelm #86443
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heroic Companion Badge #58562
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
(1)
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Deus Specs #82521
Level 10 Glasses
(1)
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Fed-Fightin' Fedora #82035
Level 55 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
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Mark of the Saint #76112
Level 20 Badge
(1)
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Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 26 Hat
(1)
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Unknown Item 30353 #29730
Level 97
(1)
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 17 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Mark of the Saint #82323
Level 20 Badge
(1)
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Unknown Item 30393 #51342
Level 32
(1)
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Atomic Accolade #74615
Level 41 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
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Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 7 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
(1)
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 92 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters #80760
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 33 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
(1)
Unknown Item 30093 #38292
Level 37
(1)
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Spooky Shoes
Level 90 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora #81851
Level 20 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
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Unknown Item 30393
Level 67
(1)
Stereoscopic Shades #83232
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
Virtual Reality Headset #86237
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
(1)
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Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 49 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
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Unknown Item 30542
Level 73
(1)
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 18 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
Unknown Item 30736
Level 60
(1)
Unknown Item 30425
Level 75
(1)
Flight of the Monarch
Level 19 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.
(1)
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Nanobalaclava #87775
Level 10 Hat
(1)
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Unknown Item 30316
Level 46
(1)
Furious Fukaamigasa #85727
Level 6 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
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Unknown Item 30091
Level 10
(1)
Unknown Item 30180 #55877
Level 78
(1)
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Professional's Panama
Level 14 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 25
(1)
Koala Compact #74205
Level 70 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
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Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
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Connoisseur's Cap #90210
Level 78 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
(1)
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Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 25 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Unknown Item 30425
Level 53
(1)
Unknown Item 30561
Level 49
(1)
Bot Dogger
Level 13 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Bot Dogger
Level 100 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Vox Diabolus #18708
Level 84
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
(1)
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Unknown Item 30075
Level 21
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Faerie Solitaire Pin #66301
Level 74 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
(1)
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Steel Songbird #63320
Level 71
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
(1)
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Engineer's Cap
Level 1 Hat
(1)
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Unknown Item 30107
Level 54
(1)
Old Guadalajara
Level 29 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
(1)
Sydney Straw Boat #66456
Level 19
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
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Doe-Boy #59093
Level 92
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
(1)
Unknown Item 30106 #61063
Level 7
(1)
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Cold War Luchador #79835
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
(1)
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Unknown Item 30595
Level 6
(1)
(1)
Connoisseur's Cap #90259
Level 73 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
(1)
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Unknown Item 30346 #50552
Level 66
(1)
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Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30346 #50520
Level 50
(1)
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Unknown Item 30346 #50547
Level 48
(1)
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Unknown Item 30548
Level 71
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel #78174
Level 69 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
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Wraith Wrap
Level 59 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
(1)
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Unknown Item 30329
Level 16
(1)
Scottish Snarl
Level 88
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 57
(1)
Old Guadalajara
Level 48 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
(1)
Camera Beard
Level 5 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
(1)
Pugilist's Protector
Level 48 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30106
Level 87
(1)
Unknown Item 30096
Level 46
(1)
Unknown Item 30333
Level 75
(1)
Unknown Item 30357 #29582
Level 21
(1)
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Chief Constable #72155
Level 62
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
(1)
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Stovepipe Sniper Shako #71301
Level 19
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 36 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
(1)
Unknown Item 30094 #60901
Level 25
(1)
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Antlers
Level 79
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
(1)
Unknown Item 30084
Level 40
(1)
Metal Slug
Level 67 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
(1)
Metal Slug
Level 28 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
(1)
Wrap Battler
Level 44
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
(1)
Emerald Jarate
Level 57
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30359 #50287
Level 48
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Country
Level 54
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
Antlers
Level 62
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
(1)
Big Country
Level 67
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
Ze Goggles
Level 47 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
Safe'n'Sound
Level 10 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
(1)
Metal Slug
Level 70 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
(1)
Unknown Item 30112
Level 97
(1)
Unknown Item 30112
Level 96
(1)
Unknown Item 30406 #50355
Level 77
(1)
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Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 67
(1)
Frontier Flyboy
Level 15
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Bolgan
Level 65
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
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Antlers
Level 84
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
(1)
Lucky Shot
Level 16
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 61 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Vintage Merryweather
Level 75 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 27
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Big Country
Level 30
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 89 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
(1)
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 6 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
(1)
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 72 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
(1)
Heroic Companion Badge #61986
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Safe'n'Sound
Level 79 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 58 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Vigilant Pin #72363
Level 66 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
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Unknown Item 30118 #60994
Level 83
(1)
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Unknown Item 30081
Level 22
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 36 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Futankhamun
Level 90
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30117
Level 83
(1)
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 22 Hat
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Unknown Item 30106
Level 73
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience #76895
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30096
Level 96
(1)
Unknown Item 30416
Level 97
(1)
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 1 Hat
(1)
#457785
Level 10
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration
Helmet Without a Home
Level 49
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Unknown Item 30607
Level 32
(1)
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 40 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
(1)
Unknown Item 30183
Level 78
(1)
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 64 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 36 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Unknown Item 30607
Level 72
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 41
(1)
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 4 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
(1)
Big Chief
Level 46 Hat
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 76 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Frenchman's Beret
Level 76 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 38 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 9 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
(1)
Unknown Item 30090
Level 76
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 61
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30543
Level 6
(1)
Unknown Item 31166
Level 11
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30421
Level 2
(1)
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
(1)
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Unknown Item 30180
Level 91
(1)
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 7 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
(1)
Mutton Mann
Level 13 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
(1)
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Unknown Item 1090 #52030
Level 66
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Big Elfin Deal
Level 29 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Unknown Item 30106 #39813
Level 24
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Elfin Deal #82464
Level 38 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 5 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Elfin Deal #85487
Level 52 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 63 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
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Sultan's Ceremonial #2208
Level 37 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Larrikin Robin
Level 83 Hat
(1)
Large Luchadore
Level 71 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30393
Level 14
(1)
Big Country
Level 19
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
Unknown Item 30329
Level 64
(1)
Capo's Capper
Level 33 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
(1)
Larrikin Robin
Level 93 Hat
(1)
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 9 Hat
(1)
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 27 Hat
(1)
Le Party Phantom
Level 27
(1)
Larrikin Robin
Level 79 Hat
(1)
Détective Noir
Level 90 Hat
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 9 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Unknown Item 30329
Level 43
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 29
(1)
Unknown Item 30359 #49487
Level 20
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 25 Hat
(1)
Antlers
Level 55
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
(1)
Unknown Item 30425
Level 85
(1)
Stocking Stuffer
Level 21 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Stocking Stuffer
Level 79 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Unknown Item 30333
Level 81
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 2
(1)
Hard Counter
Level 82 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 33
(1)
Hard Counter
Level 2 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 51 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
Hard Counter
Level 54 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
Unknown Item 30096
Level 22
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 7 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Unknown Item 30393
Level 52
(1)
Unknown Item 30393
Level 57
(1)
Mutton Mann
Level 61 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 14
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 35
(1)
Unknown Item 30393
Level 72
(1)
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 88 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
Milkman
Level 35 Hat
(1)
()
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 99 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Unknown Item 30418
Level 81
(1)
Safe'n'Sound
Level 24 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
(1)
Hitt Mann Badge #67070
Level 41 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
(1)
Salty Dog #83967
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 27 Hat
(1)
Camera Beard
Level 63 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
(1)
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 59 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
(1)
Camera Beard
Level 19 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
(1)
Capo's Capper
Level 71 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
(1)
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 90 Hat
(1)
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 58 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
(1)
Defiant Spartan
Level 6
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flipped Trilby
Level 48 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30080 #60136
Level 35
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flight of the Monarch
Level 86 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30120
Level 25
(1)
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 55
(1)
Unknown Item 30399
Level 84
(1)
Western Wear
Level 15 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 94 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30425
Level 15
(1)
Camera Beard
Level 96 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
(1)
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina #77755
Level 58 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Nose Candy #68024
Level 1 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30353 #51034
Level 6
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spooky Shoes
Level 4 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30340 #50705
Level 55
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Napper's Respite
Level 51 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
(1)
Unknown Item 30406
Level 72
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 14
(1)
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 3 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
(1)
Unknown Item 30096
Level 75
(1)
Pencil Pusher #83820
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
The Superfan
Level 10
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 3 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30081
Level 50
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 38
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Cold War Luchador #6594
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wrap Battler
Level 67
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Sign of the Wolf's School #19631
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30173
Level 32
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 97
(1)
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
Frenchman's Beret
Level 21 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)
Unknown Item 30183
Level 92
(1)
Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30391
Level 62
(1)
Barnstormer
Level 20
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
(1)
Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 90 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
(1)
Stahlhelm #84356
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1091 #50913
Level 100
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Whale Bone Charm #71182
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
(1)
Chief Constable #72396
Level 59
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Apparition's Aspect
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 88 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 15
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 79 Hat
(1)
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 28 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
(1)
Unknown Item 30173
Level 52
(1)
Stout Shako
Level 50 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 78 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
Unknown Item 30084
Level 87
(1)
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 82 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 23 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Unknown Item 1090 #44093
Level 58
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stout Shako
Level 4 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
(1)
Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
(1)
Stout Shako
Level 41 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 61 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30421
Level 1
(1)
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 22 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 69 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
#65302
Level 11
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30318
Level 89
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Chief Constable #71950
Level 39
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30096
Level 21
(1)
Flight of the Monarch
Level 72 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
U-clank-a
Level 46
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 63 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
Stout Shako
Level 24 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
(1)
Sydney Straw Boat #67152
Level 40
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31172
Level 65
(1)
(1)
Fruit Shoot
Level 55
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 83 Hat
(1)
Balloonicorn #24696
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Wraith Wrap
Level 29 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30829
Level 36
(1)
(1)
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 84 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
(1)
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 95 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
Unknown Item 30183
Level 51
(1)
Swagman's Swatter #79557
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wrap Battler
Level 3
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 38
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Professional's Panama
Level 70 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
(1)
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 31 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30103
Level 48
(1)
Stately Steel Toe
Level 71 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30112
Level 23
(1)
Unknown Item 30403
Level 64
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 86 Hat
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 73 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 73
(1)
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Western Wear
Level 11 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 93
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 36
(1)
Unknown Item 30114
Level 28
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker #53732
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Moonman Backpack #92401
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 14 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Russian Rocketeer #71954
Level 44
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 76 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30418 #21374
Level 14
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 8 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Apparition's Aspect
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 31170
Level 8
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30060 #48306
Level 41
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30857
Level 82
(20)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31164
Level 10
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31128
Level 45
(1)
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 90
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Conjurer's Cowl #40009
Level 34 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Barnstormer
Level 15
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
(1)
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
Steam Pipe
Level 66 Pipe
Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the
harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and
dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman
Dracula glasses!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Bot Dogger
Level 73 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Scarecrow
Level 47 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
Unknown Item 30136
Level 32
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 95
(1)
Unknown Item 30101
Level 26
"Best mate"
()
(1)
Unknown Item 30116 #56947
Level 54
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30118
Level 63
(1)
Vigilant Pin #71042
Level 37 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 5 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 90 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
(1)
War Head #83504
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Soldered Sensei
Level 19 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
(1)
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 22 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dr. Whoa #80851
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Unknown Item 30425
Level 71
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30329
Level 84
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #77061
Level 14 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 19 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
(1)
Steam Pipe
Level 93 Pipe
Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the
harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and
dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman
Dracula glasses!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Bot Dogger
Level 87 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Bot Dogger
Level 64 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30357
Level 87
(1)
Doe-Boy #62657
Level 76
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spectre's Spectacles #80462
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30488
Level 44
(1)
Unknown Item 30101
Level 90
(1)
Le Party Phantom
Level 52
(1)
Backwards Ballcap
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
(1)
Unknown Item 30067
Level 61
(1)
Unknown Item 30426
Level 90
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Nose Candy #62555
Level 54 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pilotka #85723
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30101 #58766
Level 2
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Russian Rocketeer #48967
Level 86
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stately Steel Toe #88743
Level 40 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30421 #50446
Level 97
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Helmet Without a Home
Level 30
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 14
(1)
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 83 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Barnstormer
Level 53
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
(1)
Level 51
(1)
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 30 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
Unknown Item 30404
Level 42
(1)
Big Country
Level 100
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
Western Wear #71730
Level 48 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Hard Counter
Level 13 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolted Bushman
Level 75
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Professional's Panama
Level 43 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
(1)
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 77 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
(1)
Frenchman's Beret
Level 24 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flipped Trilby
Level 1 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dead Cone #77318
Level 53 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 46 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 4
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 53 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 71 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 48
(1)
Geisha Boy
Level 24 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Unknown Item 30561
Level 13
(1)
Unknown Item 30117 #51627
Level 48
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Steel Songbird #59400
Level 90
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Attendant
Level 56 Hat
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 29
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Milkman
Level 57 Hat
(1)
()
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
Camera Beard
Level 39 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
(1)
Emerald Jarate
Level 47
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Doe-Boy #51147
Level 3
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30827
Level 99
(1)
(1)
Cold War Luchador #83698
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
(1)
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 10 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
(1)
Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Unknown Item 1091 #52861
Level 70
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doe-Boy #61771
Level 70
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30425
Level 63
(1)
Unknown Item 30346 #48764
Level 83
(1)
Unknown Item 30417
Level 16
(1)
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Engineer's Cap
Level 75 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30183 #60934
Level 19
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 43 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 97 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 55
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Lucky Shot
Level 87
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
Unknown Item 30340 #45875
Level 68
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 23 Hat
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 27 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Big Country
Level 88
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
Prize Plushy #69600
Level 43 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30545
Level 13
(1)
Unknown Item 30406 #53280
Level 56
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Level 29
(1)
Brainiac Hairpiece #81836
Level 49 Facial Hair
"i dont really use it but you can have it"
()
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Griffin's Gog
Level 68
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 25 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
Unknown Item 30425 #49254
Level 14
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30321
Level 16
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Whoopee Cap
Level 77 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30103 #61925
Level 82
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bombing Run
Level 62 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Unknown Item 30425
Level 21
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 58
(1)
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 37 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30427
Level 73
(1)
Googly Gazer
Level 55 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 20 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Unknown Item 30120
Level 87
(1)
Private Eye
Level 5 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 66
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern #72174
Level 18 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 11 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30081 #60343
Level 94
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sir Hootsalot
Level 47
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
(1)
Stately Steel Toe
Level 83 Hat
(1)
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 41 Hat
(1)
Dead Cone
Level 67 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Attendant
Level 58 Hat
(1)
Attendant
Level 67 Hat
(1)
Lucky Shot
Level 95
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
Unknown Item 30094
Level 42
(1)
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
Defiant Spartan
Level 14
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 55 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 96
(1)
Hard Counter
Level 69 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
Unknown Item 30393
Level 27
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 57
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 87
(1)
Unknown Item 30135
Level 47
(1)
Big Elfin Deal
Level 79 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 23
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
(1)
Scarecrow
Level 5 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
Sir Hootsalot
Level 59
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 1
(1)
Stout Shako
Level 80 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
(1)
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 88 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
(1)
Large Luchadore
Level 9 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 77
(1)
Larrikin Robin
Level 82 Hat
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 78 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Whoopee Cap
Level 70 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
Fruit Shoot
Level 53
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Conquistador
Level 16
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Unknown Item 31126
Level 53
(1)
(1)
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 46
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
(1)
Wraith Wrap
Level 50 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Country
Level 25
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
K-9 Mane #44233
Level 41
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
(1)
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 23 Hat
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Wrap Battler
Level 97
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30426
Level 15
(1)
Unknown Item 30141
Level 82
(1)
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 48 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30141
Level 83
(1)
Liquidator's Lid
Level 75 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
(1)
Unknown Item 30141
Level 57
(1)
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 77
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
(1)
Brown Bomber
Level 20
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
(1)
Awesomenauts Badge #71805
Level 67 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1091 #49832
Level 41
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30417
Level 65
(1)
Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30116 #60133
Level 53
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dread Knot
Level 72 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gridiron Guardian
Level 82 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
(1)
Apparition's Aspect #85129
Level 13 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30426
Level 53
(1)
Smissmas Wreath #69149
Level 25 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31172
Level 68
(1)
(1)
Gentleman's Ushanka #76463
Level 70
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Last Straw #68519
Level 21
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1090 #51467
Level 67
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
The Superfan
Level 10
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Broadband Bonnet
Level 54 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
(1)
Broadband Bonnet
Level 60 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
(1)
Unknown Item 30340
Level 20
(1)
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 52 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
(1)
Broadband Bonnet
Level 71 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
(1)
Unknown Item 1039 #64370
Level 14
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vox Diabolus #66807
Level 67
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30351 #50220
Level 40
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vigilant Pin #72303
Level 49 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wilson Weave #67573
Level 16 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30549
Level 43
(1)
Big Chief
Level 25 Hat
(1)
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 71 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
(1)
Big Chief
Level 97 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30545
Level 63
(1)
Doe-Boy #65800
Level 2
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1091 #51158
Level 50
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Chief
Level 64 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 3 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
(1)
Unknown Item 31000
Level 87
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 32
(1)
Safe'n'Sound
Level 13 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 88 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Unknown Item 30358
Level 49
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 47
(1)
Whoopee Cap
Level 99 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 58
(1)
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
(1)
Unknown Item 30090
Level 94
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 4 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30809
Level 70
(1)
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 25 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 91
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Unknown Item 31108
Level 76
(1)
(1)
Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
(1)
Vox Diabolus #67457
Level 27
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Metal Slug
Level 14 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
(1)
Grimm Hatte
Level 55 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
(1)
Deadliest Duckling #74900
Level 87 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Frenchman's Beret
Level 10 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)
Unknown Item 30065 #60409
Level 42
vision opt in flags (4)
(1)
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Kringle Collection #84107
Level 8 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30106
Level 17
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 18 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
Unknown Item 30358 #50993
Level 19
(1)
Unknown Item 31074
Level 20
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30128
Level 54
(1)
Unknown Item 1096 #28674
Level 49
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 64 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Unknown Item 30112
Level 84
(1)
Private Eye
Level 94 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30112
Level 84
(1)
Koala Compact #69081
Level 9 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cold Killer
Level 48
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
(1)
Hard Counter
Level 67 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Chief Constable #56619
Level 3
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 29 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Company Man #86865
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30721
Level 99
(1)
Western Wear
Level 44 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap #63072
Level 8
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30393 #36141
Level 40
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Medic Mech-bag
Level 62
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Level 86
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel #78269
Level 50 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sandvich Safe #79543
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Copper's Hard Top
Level 28
(1)
Unknown Item 30428
Level 35
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31175
Level 82
(10)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30333
Level 51
(1)
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 7 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
(1)
Unknown Item 31164
Level 82
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30426
Level 38
(1)
Unknown Item 30308
Level 91
(1)
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 40 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
Le Party Phantom
Level 38
(1)
Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 55
(1)
Unknown Item 30427
Level 57
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30564 #13691
Level 41
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sober Stuntman
Level 14 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coffin Kit
Level 99 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Idea Tube #70846
Level 8 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pocket Medic #87572
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lucky Shot
Level 16
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30162 #60378
Level 14
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Furious Fukaamigasa #89175
Level 53 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30314
Level 92
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30081
Level 29
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30103 #61660
Level 65
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Birdcage #86324
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30417 #53325
Level 50
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dread Knot
Level 31 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Frenchman's Beret
Level 19 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)
Unknown Item 30415 #47080
Level 90
(1)
Unknown Item 30187
Level 17
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 81
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Hermes #86944
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30809
Level 77
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 80
(1)
Unknown Item 30138
Level 5
(1)
Unknown Item 30379 #50390
Level 62
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doctor's Sack #90578
Level 58 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Futankhamun
Level 74
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 32 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
(1)
Unknown Item 30770
Level 71
(1)
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 16 Hat
(1)
Stahlhelm #87014
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1089 #52044
Level 17
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brown Bomber
Level 10
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
(1)
Bushman's Boonie
Level 25
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
The Superfan
Level 10
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
"Komi-san's Pair of Cat Ears"
Level 51
"Anxiety Point #5: Why do I sometimes grow cat ears?"
()
()
(1)
(1)
Sir Hootsalot
Level 14
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fed-Fightin' Fedora #74195
Level 2 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
Fortune Hunter #57997
Level 60 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 21 Uniform
(1)
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 44 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bonedolier
Level 96 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
Unknown Item 30125
Level 57
(1)
Unknown Item 31175
Level 25
(1)
(1)
#36271
Level 71
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30083
Level 31
(1)
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 86 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
(1)
Napper's Respite
Level 57 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Sober Stuntman
Level 9 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30543
Level 26
(1)
Bushman's Boonie
Level 88
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Le Party Phantom
Level 91
(1)
Sign of the Wolf's School #91173
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 24
(1)
Dead Cone #90567
Level 23 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Unknown Item 30413 #45035
Level 24
(1)
Unknown Item 30542
Level 46
(1)
Western Wear #88069
Level 75 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Unknown Item 30163
Level 17
(1)
Unknown Item 30308
Level 90
(1)
Unknown Item 31061
Level 59
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30139
Level 19
(1)
Salty Dog
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
(1)
Unknown Item 30426
Level 71
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30065 #50863
Level 58
vision opt in flags (4)
(1)
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30068
Level 6
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30357 #42312
Level 53
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sydney Straw Boat #59159
Level 42
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Atomic Accolade #69994
Level 52 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Antlers #64994
Level 74
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stereoscopic Shades #82091
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
Unknown Item 31178
Level 31
(1)
(1)
Sydney Straw Boat #67413
Level 8
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Void Monk Hair
Level 21
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
(1)
Sydney Straw Boat #67140
Level 22
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30738
Level 75
(1)
Big Elfin Deal #77829
Level 58 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Napper's Respite
Level 41 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
(1)
Brain Bucket
Level 30 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
Last Straw #70159
Level 46
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30137
Level 78
(1)
Unknown Item 30074
Level 15
(1)
Unknown Item 30322
Level 39
(1)
Unknown Item 30074
Level 40
(1)
Hat With No Name
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
One-Man Army
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
(1)
Desert Marauder
Level 9 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30391
Level 87
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30105
Level 61
(1)
Liquor Locker
Level 32 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
(1)
Unknown Item 30116
Level 14
(1)
Brown Bomber
Level 42
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
(1)
Holy Hunter
Level 71
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 35
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Large Luchadore
Level 34 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30182
Level 79
(1)
Crocleather Slouch
Level 44
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
Antlers
Level 6
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
(1)
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 23 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
(1)
Desert Marauder
Level 64 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30423
Level 69
(1)
Unknown Item 30423
Level 32
(1)
Salty Dog
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
(1)
Unknown Item 30068
Level 31
(1)
Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 22 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Safe'n'Sound
Level 76 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
(1)
Unknown Item 30176
Level 90
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 59 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Unknown Item 30183
Level 25
(1)
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 34 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
Soviet Gentleman
Level 81 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
(1)
Unknown Item 30418
Level 14
(1)
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 22 Hat
(1)
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 39 Hat
(1)
Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
(1)
Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
(1)
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 32 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
(1)
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 72
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 59 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
(1)
Unknown Item 30115 #28624
Level 28
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30167
Level 58
(1)
Unknown Item 30082
Level 84
(1)
Unknown Item 30346 #50749
Level 17
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Shoestring Budget
Level 67
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30597
Level 72
(1)
(1)
Whoopee Cap
Level 43 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
Bonedolier
Level 84 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 43 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Unknown Item 30313
Level 45
(1)
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Idea Tube
Level 9 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30103
Level 34
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Unknown Item 30313
Level 83
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 49 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30187
Level 31
(1)
Large Luchadore
Level 36 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 7 Hat
(1)
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 31 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Googly Gazer
Level 34 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
Unknown Item 30135
Level 44
(1)
Unknown Item 30315
Level 55
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 56 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Hard Counter
Level 62 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 47
(1)
Unknown Item 30393
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 1097
Level 32
(1)
Unknown Item 1096
Level 86
(1)
Ze Goggles
Level 3 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
Unknown Item 30561
Level 10
(1)
Unknown Item 30114
Level 84
(1)
Big Chief
Level 5 Hat
(1)
Scarecrow
Level 28 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
Unknown Item 30141
Level 99
(1)
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 14 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 65
(1)
Fruit Shoot
Level 81
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30398
Level 35
(1)
Dead Cone
Level 84 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 96
(1)
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
(1)
Larrikin Robin
Level 100 Hat
(1)
Geisha Boy
Level 86 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 9
(1)
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 84 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
Unknown Item 30417
Level 83
(1)
Unknown Item 30564
Level 22
(1)
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 65
(1)
Unknown Item 30329
Level 77
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 9 Hat
(1)
Lucky Shot
Level 28
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 67 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Backwards Ballcap #86771
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 24
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Unknown Item 30357 #50773
Level 43
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30669
Level 91
"Soldado Perez"
()
(1)
(1)
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
(1)
Can Opener
Level 79
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Sober Stuntman
Level 82 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 76 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30180
Level 22
(1)
Safe'n'Sound
Level 6 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
(1)
Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
(1)
Russian Rocketeer #74764
Level 18
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Attendant
Level 68 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolgan Family Crest
Level 35 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Camera Beard
Level 32 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
(1)
Unknown Item 30115
Level 29
(1)
Noh Mercy
Level 64 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
(1)
Unknown Item 30785
Level 5
(1)
(1)
K-9 Mane #29211
Level 66
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30105
Level 59
(1)
Unknown Item 30358 #50229
Level 20
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prancer's Pride
Level 65 Hat
(1)
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 42 Hat
(1)
Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 73 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30478
Level 84
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30548
Level 7
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 99 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Soviet Gentleman
Level 55 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
(1)
El Jefe
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Tin-1000
Level 57
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
(1)
Atomic Accolade #75613
Level 2 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hanger-On Hood
Level 27
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your
complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the
stomach for dressing up like a moth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hitt Mann Badge #71264
Level 68 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30075
Level 88
(1)
One-Man Army #84150
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Smissmas Wreath #69002
Level 43 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30333
Level 67
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Soviet Gentleman #70371
Level 73 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fortune Hunter #63912
Level 62 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 97 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
(1)
Atomic Accolade #72446
Level 39 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Broadband Bonnet
Level 21 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
(1)
K-9 Mane #68875
Level 80
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Honcho's Headgear
Level 23 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Western Wear #70376
Level 40 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
One-Man Army
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
(1)
Unknown Item 30325
Level 27
(1)
Unknown Item 30186
Level 74
(1)
Unknown Item 30419
Level 86
(1)
Unknown Item 30068
Level 82
(1)
Unknown Item 30424
Level 23
(1)
Bonedolier
Level 91 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
Unknown Item 30109
Level 60
(1)
Unknown Item 30068
Level 44
(1)
Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 70 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Sultan's Ceremonial #100712
Level 61 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sultan's Ceremonial #100713
Level 17 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Kringle Collection
Level 44 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
(1)
K-9 Mane #72430
Level 53
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 26 Uniform
(1)
Unknown Item 30186 #49892
Level 99
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Brown Bomber
Level 44
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
(1)
Lucky Shot
Level 98
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30425
Level 30
(1)
Unknown Item 31063
Level 42
(1)
(1)
Spooky Shoes
Level 64 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30333
Level 88
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 64 Hat
(1)
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 56 Hat
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 7 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Doctor's Sack
Level 78 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
Unknown Item 30415
Level 49
(1)
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 22 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
Unknown Item 30393
Level 8
(1)
Unknown Item 30068
Level 99
(1)
Unknown Item 30068
Level 33
(1)
Merc's Muffler
Level 83 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
(1)
Unknown Item 30068
Level 47
(1)
Unknown Item 30394
Level 72
(1)
Unknown Item 30424
Level 66
(1)
Unknown Item 30103 #62075
Level 35
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 11 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
(1)
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30120
Level 58
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30115
Level 74
(1)
Camera Beard
Level 88 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
(1)
Unknown Item 30058 #62563
Level 67
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
#513667
Level 66
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 72 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 6 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 46
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
One-Man Army #86533
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fruit Shoot
Level 89
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 18 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Whoopee Cap
Level 26 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 95 Hat
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 97 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Unknown Item 30117
Level 84
(1)
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
Barnstormer
Level 99
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
(1)
Attendant
Level 89 Hat
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 11 Hat
(1)
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
Megapixel Beard
Level 31 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to
have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
(1)
Futankhamun
Level 3
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Defiant Spartan
Level 61
(1)
Unknown Item 30138
Level 60
(1)
Unknown Item 31053
Level 92
(1)
(1)
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 82 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers #70248
Level 39
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30326
Level 70
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Merc's Muffler #69406
Level 48 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30472 #50283
Level 32
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30471 #50344
Level 31
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30629
Level 8
(1)
(1)
Connoisseur's Cap #88525
Level 83 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
(1)
Unknown Item 30060 #55264
Level 94
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30162 #57750
Level 4
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 38 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 60
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 91
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 9
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 9
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Unknown Item 30430
Level 15
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 75
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 11
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 15
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Unknown Item 30116
Level 35
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 41
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 3
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Unknown Item 30545
Level 85
(1)
Hitt Mann Badge #70290
Level 63 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tomb Wrapper #68780
Level 10 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30084
Level 24
(1)
Smissmas Wreath #70910
Level 77 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30406
Level 98
(1)
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
Gym Rat #45598
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rump-o'-Lantern #63388
Level 85 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 72 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
(1)
Unknown Item 30086 #59119
Level 93
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
Unknown Item 30405
Level 1
(1)
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30125 #62329
Level 12
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Armored Authority #45538
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30175
Level 86
(1)
Unknown Item 30103
Level 95
(1)
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 32
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
(1)
Idea Tube
Level 27 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 92 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
Unknown Item 30183
Level 10
(1)
Unknown Item 30904
Level 78
(1)
(1)
Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
(1)
Unknown Item 30398 #29857
Level 68
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
(1)
Flipped Trilby
Level 58 Hat
(1)
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 32 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30138
Level 74
(1)
Unknown Item 30358
Level 52
(1)
Vox Diabolus #62143
Level 51
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Electric Escorter
Level 84 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
(1)
Unknown Item 30333
Level 86
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Security Shades #88789
Level 92 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30329
Level 80
(1)
Unknown Item 30404
Level 40
(1)
Brain Bucket
Level 95 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
Unknown Item 30971
Level 72
(1)
(1)
Filamental
Level 49 Hat
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only
your electrician knows for sure!
(1)
Unknown Item 30592
Level 36
(1)
(1)
Grimm Hatte
Level 42 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
(1)
Desert Marauder
Level 35 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30426
Level 82
(1)
Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
(1)
Unknown Item 30411
Level 97
(1)
Unknown Item 30419
Level 81
(1)
Unknown Item 30563
Level 30
(1)
Merc's Muffler
Level 14 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
(1)
Merc's Muffler
Level 3 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
(1)
Desert Marauder
Level 17 Hat
(1)
Soviet Gentleman
Level 39 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
(1)
Unknown Item 30333
Level 26
(1)
Unknown Item 1039 #59643
Level 82
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Whale Bone Charm #67640
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30336 #49883
Level 48
(1)
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 66 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
(1)
Unknown Item 31083
Level 87
(1)
(1)
Hat With No Name
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
Unknown Item 30353 #51230
Level 9
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Merc's Muffler #66122
Level 34 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30307
Level 55
(1)
Capo's Capper
Level 67 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
(1)
Unknown Item 30313
Level 53
(1)
Wraith Wrap
Level 84 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Tin-1000
Level 47
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
(1)
Scottish Snarl
Level 68
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Winter Wonderland Wrap #65979
Level 73 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
(1)
Firewall Helmet
Level 49 Hat
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better
hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why?
The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool
and refreshed, probably.
(1)
Geisha Boy
Level 63 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 93 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
(1)
Unknown Item 30314
Level 94
(1)
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
Unknown Item 30090
Level 18
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Unknown Item 30187
Level 75
(1)
Private Eye
Level 27 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30183
Level 91
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 80 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Tin-1000
Level 75
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
(1)
Jingle Belt #34480
Level 82 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 2 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 49 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Hound Dog
Level 50 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
(1)
Vox Diabolus #63352
Level 7
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30358
Level 85
(1)
Birdcage #74782
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vox Diabolus #67639
Level 3
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30108
Level 29
(1)
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30895
Level 78
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30895
Level 95
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 89
(1)
Unknown Item 30404 #53795
Level 66
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30563
Level 53
(1)
Unknown Item 30424 #37103
Level 12
(1)
Unknown Item 30592
Level 93
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31063
Level 52
(1)
(1)
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
(1)
(1)
War Head #84522
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 18 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wilson Weave #68494
Level 86 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30103
Level 41
(1)
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 7 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Liquor Locker
Level 70 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
(1)
Unknown Item 30738
Level 97
(1)
Hat With No Name #87963
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1091 #53100
Level 71
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fed-Fightin' Fedora #78664
Level 42 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30127
Level 60
(1)
War Head #84527
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30971
Level 93
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30415 #33049
Level 25
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 68 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Unknown Item 30108
Level 95
(1)
Bolted Bicorne
Level 12 Hat
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a
human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if
they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your
move, parrots.
(1)
HDMI Patch
Level 9 Photograph
Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide
Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your
friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face.
(1)
Unknown Item 30429
Level 63
(1)
Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 85 Hat
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of
Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must
kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep
boop kill all humans!
(1)
Unknown Item 30363
Level 75
(1)
Unknown Item 30773
Level 9
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30473 #50607
Level 47
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30405 #53584
Level 72
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30074
Level 61
(1)
Unknown Item 30133
Level 72
(1)
Unknown Item 30124
Level 67
(1)
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30478
Level 33
(1)
(1)
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 11 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30793
Level 82
(1)
(1)
Stout Shako
Level 45 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
(1)
Unknown Item 30325
Level 98
(1)
Unknown Item 30135 #61724
Level 27
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 96 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
(1)
Unknown Item 31169
Level 53
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31178
Level 65
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30105
Level 77
(1)
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 78 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1188
Level 50
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Industrial Festivizer
Level 21
(1)
Bonk Helm
Level 100 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
(1)
Unknown Item 30133 #62551
Level 54
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30987
Level 79
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30353 #51335
Level 51
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 88
(1)
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 93 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 47 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Madame Dixie
Level 59 Hat
(1)
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 87
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
(1)
Shoestring Budget
Level 2
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Soldier's Stash
Level 46 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
(1)
(1)
Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
(1)
Unknown Item 30134
Level 55
(1)
Reggaelator
Level 97 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
(1)
Bonk Helm
Level 89 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
(1)
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
(1)
Unknown Item 30123
Level 98
(1)
Unknown Item 30423
Level 69
(1)
Unknown Item 30390
Level 73
(1)
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
(1)
Desert Marauder
Level 59 Hat
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 91 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Unknown Item 1094
Level 78
(1)
Pugilist's Protector
Level 19 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30128
Level 4
(1)
Unknown Item 30429
Level 49
(1)
Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
(1)
Unknown Item 1094
Level 6
(1)
Unknown Item 30123
Level 78
(1)
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 75 Hat
(1)
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 99 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
(1)
Unknown Item 30390
Level 68
(1)
Last Straw #70337
Level 24
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
(1)
(1)
Wilson Weave #68531
Level 32 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30937
Level 48
(1)
(1)
Frenchman's Beret
Level 31 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)
Unknown Item 30406
Level 98
(1)
Unknown Item 31040
Level 58
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31017
Level 12
(1)
(1)
Medi-Mask #73221
Level 32 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30331
Level 96
(1)
Smissmas Wreath #63506
Level 20 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 89 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
#75725
Level 64
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30987
Level 4
(1)
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 70 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Unknown Item 30415
Level 100
(1)
Unknown Item 30394 #49580
Level 32
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30100
Level 56
(1)
Unknown Item 30371
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30075
Level 76
(1)
Backwards Ballcap
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
(1)
Noh Mercy
Level 79 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
(1)
Unknown Item 30405
Level 25
(1)
El Jefe
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Person in the Iron Mask #55810
Level 77
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30543
Level 81
(1)
Unknown Item 30988
Level 55
(1)
(1)
Can Opener
Level 18
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30554
Level 78
(1)
Bolted Birdcage
Level 11 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
(1)
Unknown Item 31016
Level 37
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31169
Level 83
(1)
(1)
Noh Mercy
Level 85 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
(1)
Kringle Collection
Level 61 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
(1)
Unknown Item 31022
Level 12
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31062
Level 34
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30388
Level 57
(1)
Unknown Item 30308
Level 78
(1)
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 22 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 31078
Level 52
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31108
Level 63
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30795
Level 29
(1)
(1)
Chief Constable #67242
Level 15
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30355 #50535
Level 48
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1039 #64602
Level 13
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1038 #64758
Level 6
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30123 #61624
Level 68
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30900
Level 76
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30066
Level 3
(1)
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 64 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 65 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bonk Leadwear
Level 87 Hat
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by
mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932,
American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this
mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
(1)
Unknown Item 31026
Level 87
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31172
Level 30
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30096
Level 30
(1)
Unknown Item 30538
Level 7
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 13 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30398
Level 41
(1)
Holy Hunter
Level 15
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Noh Mercy
Level 18 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
(1)
Unknown Item 30375
Level 42
(1)
Team Captain
Level 61 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
(1)
Unknown Item 30331
Level 27
(1)
Bonk Helm
Level 22 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
(1)
Unknown Item 30411
Level 14
(1)
Wraith Wrap
Level 39 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Made Man #99004
Level 37 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Unknown Item 30583
Level 69
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30351 #37925
Level 29
(1)
Unknown Item 30759
Level 11
(1)
Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(1)
()
(0.608)
Tuxxy #66359
Level 43 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30393
Level 37
(1)
Level 63
(1)
Unknown Item 31177
Level 11
(1)
(1)
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
Unknown Item 30095 #61193
Level 74
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30471 #50261
Level 51
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 44 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bearded Bombardier
Level 22 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Bonk Leadwear
Level 58 Hat
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by
mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932,
American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this
mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 26
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30592
Level 68
(1)
(1)
Football Helmet
Level 56 Hat
(1)
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Stainless Pot
Level 39 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Winter Wonderland Wrap #58687
Level 90 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wilson Weave #66254
Level 11 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30417
Level 55
(1)
Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
Buck Turner All-Stars #29200
Level 99 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record
for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to
escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes.
Both his feet were later amputated.
(1)
Level 10
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 62 Hat
(1)
Level 41
#Attrib_Cleaver_Description
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 60 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30421
Level 93
(1)
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
(1)
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
Unknown Item 30078
Level 37
(1)
Unknown Item 30350 #49720
Level 35
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 63 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 67 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 68 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
(1)
Spooky Sleeves
Level 73 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
(1)
Unknown Item 31063
Level 44
(1)
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 34 Facial Hair
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Soldier's Stogie #76431
Level 49 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30767
Level 91
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31094
Level 21
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30770
Level 95
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30365 #24684
Level 94
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30406
Level 11
(1)
Détective Noir
Level 92 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30186 #55856
Level 34
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30324
Level 21
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 58 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
(1)
Unknown Item 30400
Level 58
(1)
Unknown Item 30176
Level 24
(1)
Unknown Item 31182
Level 5
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30473 #50308
Level 32
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Capo's Capper #103519
Level 33 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Medi-Mask
Level 86 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
(1)
Unknown Item 30100 #49509
Level 76
(1)
Unknown Item 31100
Level 73
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30168
Level 25
(1)
Exquisite Rack
Level 35
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30335
Level 42
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dragonborn Helmet #65685
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
(1)
Unknown Item 30400
Level 88
(1)
Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 31022
Level 8
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30823
Level 90
(1)
(1)
Combat Medic's Crusher Cap #63162
Level 94
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30342 #44651
Level 54
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30362
Level 34
(1)
Buck Turner All-Stars #41539
Level 94 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record
for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to
escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes.
Both his feet were later amputated.
(1)
Unknown Item 30569 #47849
Level 42
(1)
Unknown Item 30402 #54147
Level 66
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30543
Level 51
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 41
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 34 Facial Hair
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Kringle Collection
Level 91 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30312
Level 26
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
El Jefe
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Exquisite Rack
Level 96
(1)
Last Breath
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30064 #57631
Level 97
(1)
Unknown Item 30124
Level 93
(1)
Officer's Ushanka
Level 72
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
(1)
Unknown Item 30556
Level 8
(1)
Texas Half-Pants
Level 46 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
(1)
Hat With No Name #78720
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
Archimedes #75380
Level 91
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
(1)
Kringle Collection #57507
Level 58 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
(1)
King of Scotland Cape #70325
Level 47 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
(1)
Unknown Item 30169 #59918
Level 22
(1)
Cold Killer
Level 69
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
(1)
Unknown Item 30424
Level 50
(1)
Noh Mercy
Level 4 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
(1)
Unknown Item 30389
Level 19
(1)
Dashin' Hashshashin #71421
Level 10
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
(1)
Unknown Item 30397
Level 73
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Private Eye
Level 97 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31112
Level 56
(1)
(1)
Ol' Geezer
Level 32 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
Unknown Item 30872
Level 13
(1)
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30556
Level 91
(1065353216)
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 3 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
(0)
(8.5)
(50)
(2450)
(2.8)
(0.6)
(0.1)
(20)
()
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Unknown Item 31104
Level 89
(1)
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 28 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 1094
Level 14
(1)
Unknown Item 1095 #28094
Level 32
(1)
Unknown Item 30421
Level 35
(1)
Unknown Item 30330
Level 53
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 47
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Anger #88047
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Deadliest Duckling #75205
Level 88 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30142 #61788
Level 98
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30189
Level 67
(1)
Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
()
(1)
(30)
()
(1065353216)
(1)
(1.2)
Level 31
#Attrib_CritVsWet
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(1065353216)
(20)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
#Attrib_RageGainOnKill
#Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
#Attrib_SniperRageDisplayOnly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Bodyshot_Negative
()
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
()
(1.3)
(10)
(1.5)
Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost
()
(1065353216)
Unknown Item 1092
Level 10
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30789
Level 59
(1)
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Honcho's Headgear
Level 53 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
(1)
Unknown Item 30098
Level 14
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Unknown Item 1188
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30324
Level 69
(1)
Unknown Item 30121 #39650
Level 86
(1)
Unknown Item 30471 #50490
Level 14
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Croft's Crest #53981
Level 75 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
(1)
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 49
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 1101
Level 71
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1103
Level 21
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_Spread_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
(0.608)
()
(1)
Clan Pride #85896
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30429
Level 19
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30139 #61350
Level 71
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30548
Level 8
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30389 #52855
Level 37
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30130
Level 23
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30123 #52531
Level 39
(1)
Bushman's Boonie
Level 76
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
(1)
Honcho's Headgear
Level 98 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
(1)
Unknown Item 30371 #30042
Level 29
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1094 #55863
Level 14
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Exorcizor
Level 59 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Level 1
(1)
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
(1)
(1)
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level 1
()
(1)
(30)
()
(1065353216)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
()
(1)
()
(0.455)
(72)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level 19
#Attrib_Sapper_Degenerates_Buildings
#Attrib_Sapper_Damage_Penalty
()
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Quality 15 Unknown Item 16391
Level 99
(0.2)
()
(1)
(1)
(1)
(0)
(2)
(391)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Summary
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 612 |
| Hats | 426 |
| Misc | 200 |
| Metal | 355 items worth 2809 scrap |
| Unknown | 665 |
| Total | 2258 |
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