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Out of Hats
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The following items were overlapping other items or in invalid backpack positions:
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Scout
(316 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(316 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(342 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(342 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(343 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(343 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(295 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(295 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(294 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(294 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(310 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(310 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(274 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(274 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(261 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(261 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(243 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(243 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Master Mind
Level 20
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to
oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you
glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that
capitalizes on both.
(1)
Unknown Item 5083
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level 1
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level 1
Level 1
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level 1
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level 1
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Level 1
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level 1
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level 1
Level 1
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level 1
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level 1
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level 1
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
(1)
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5826
Level 5
(1)
(1)
(3)
(1)
(1)
(1)
(1604844000)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5900
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5910
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5923
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 71 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ol' Geezer
Level 89 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Larrikin Robin
Level 27 Hat
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30192
Level 89
(1)
Unknown Item 1074
Level 40
(1)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30504
Level 11
(1)
Unknown Item 30504
Level 44
(1)
Unknown Item 30504
Level 12
(1)
Unknown Item 30107 #23271
Level 36
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30737
Level 5
(1)
Vigilant Pin #69031
Level 70 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30229
Level 5
(1)
Doctor's Sack
Level 92 Hat
"Horrible cure for pneumonia!"
()
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Fruit Shoot #81267
Level 45
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heroic Companion Badge #58639
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #73722
Level 58
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pounding Father #64005
Level 91
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30058 #59037
Level 46
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Croft's Crest #63885
Level 31 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 38 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 33 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1074
Level 40
(1)
(1)
(1)
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 31 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reggaelator
Level 58 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Unknown Item 30737
Level 25
(1)
Unknown Item 30138
Level 82
(1)
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 37
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Pocket Purrer #65292
Level 28 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #74055
Level 5
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 52 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
(1)
Megapixel Beard
Level 7 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to
have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
(1)
Unknown Item 30204
Level 42
(1)
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 46 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Legend of Bugfoot
Level 16
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 52 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
(1)
Unknown Item 30506
Level 12
(1)
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 47 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30084 #58868
Level 65
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31116
Level 72
(1)
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 10 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(2)
(1)
Unknown Item 30329
Level 23
(1)
Silver Bullets
Level 21
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 31126
Level 37
(1)
(1)
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #33019
Level 38
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 14 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
Large Luchadore
Level 24 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Whoopee Cap
Level 57 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30086
Level 100
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 75 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30095
Level 34
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 61 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
The Superfan
Level 10
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30428
Level 94
(1)
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 3 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 19
(1)
Large Luchadore #86620
Level 61 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 35 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Handyman's Handle
Level 68 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Burning Bongos #75971
Level 12 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30417
Level 19
(1)
Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
(1)
Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
(1)
Unknown Item 30417
Level 55
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 64
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 7 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Fruit Shoot
Level 52
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 31 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
(1)
Unknown Item 30130 #51110
Level 95
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30517
Level 20
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 81
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 10
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Unknown Item 30099 #47481
Level 60
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Defiant Spartan
Level 32
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
War Head #79505
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30175
Level 73
(1)
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 100
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 76
(1)
Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 71 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she
wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop
throne.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 48 Hat
(1)
FR-0
Level 25 Hat
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic '70s film
"Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
(1)
The Superfan
Level 10
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30130
Level 20
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 49 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 68 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Old Guadalajara
Level 83 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Googol Glass Eyes
Level 26 Hat
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the
stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean
hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
(1)
Level 21
(1)
Unknown Item 30399
Level 56
(1)
Unknown Item 30417 #47676
Level 43
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
Dead Cone #88044
Level 80 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Spooky Shoes
Level 66 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
War Head #79247
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Copper's Hard Top #82115
Level 3
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30316
Level 48
(1)
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
(1)
Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 64 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30314
Level 16
(1)
Defiant Spartan
Level 49
(1)
Heroic Companion Badge #55400
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Large Luchadore
Level 34 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 75 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30329
Level 73
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 43
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Burning Bongos
Level 58 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Copper's Hard Top
Level 14
(1)
Unknown Item 30410 #38839
Level 85
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30072
Level 6
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 62 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
Bolgan
Level 3
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 91 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
(1)
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 76 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
(1)
Unknown Item 30112 #59218
Level 7
(1)
Unknown Item 30063 #54137
Level 78
(1)
Unknown Item 30175
Level 38
(1)
Level 7
(1)
Barnstormer #61069
Level 46
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Engineer's Cap
Level 41 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30078 #57172
Level 22
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30313
Level 31
(1)
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 51 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30173
Level 35
(1)
Unknown Item 30358 #45550
Level 80
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bot Dogger
Level 39 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 24 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Unknown Item 30416
Level 16
(1)
Pencil Pusher #47734
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 61
(1)
Pencil Pusher #83454
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Détective Noir
Level 58 Hat
(1)
Détective Noir
Level 51 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30553
Level 79
(1)
Level 79
(1)
Unknown Item 30099
Level 20
(1)
Pounding Father #63916
Level 43
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
The Superfan
Level 10
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Geisha Boy
Level 5 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 36
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 7
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Battle Bob
Level 89
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30417
Level 22
(1)
Whoopee Cap
Level 87 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
Unknown Item 1124 #41833
Level 52
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 56 Hat
(1)
Person in the Iron Mask #52623
Level 76
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
(1)
Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 1124 #37846
Level 42
(1)
Unknown Item 30542
Level 65
(1)
Unknown Item 30115 #57400
Level 50
(1)
Planeswalker Goggles #67682
Level 25 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30368 #46918
Level 49
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30553
Level 61
(1)
Unknown Item 30130 #59143
Level 39
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Last Straw #67852
Level 4
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 61 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
(1)
Unknown Item 30421 #51095
Level 41
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30418
Level 73
(1)
Unknown Item 30427
Level 80
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 4 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Unknown Item 30542
Level 51
(1)
Sandvich Safe #81731
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bonedolier
Level 18 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
Sober Stuntman
Level 96 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
Unknown Item 30406
Level 61
(1)
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Frenchman's Beret
Level 7 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)
Pugilist's Protector
Level 65 Hat
(1)
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 53 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
(1)
Scottish Snarl
Level 97
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
#509154
Level 27
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration
#Attrib_MakersMark
War Head #9524
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 55
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
(1)
Scrap Sack
Level 84 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an
eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
(1)
Heroic Companion Badge #59911
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Can Opener
Level 48
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Person in the Iron Mask #65523
Level 20
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
RoBro 3000
Level 86 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 90
(1)
Pounding Father #29977
Level 47
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30307
Level 68
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 92 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
(1)
Bolgan
Level 58
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Googol Glass Eyes
Level 60 Hat
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the
stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean
hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
(1)
Unknown Item 30123 #59928
Level 81
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolgan
Level 90
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31126
Level 31
(1)
(1)
Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.
(1)
Unknown Item 30857
Level 67
(1)
(1)
Vigilant Pin #68537
Level 15 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30078
Level 86
(1)
Safe'n'Sound
Level 67 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
(1)
Unknown Item 30418 #50424
Level 71
(1)
Tuxxy
Level 32 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
(1)
Unknown Item 1039 #63012
Level 16
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 87 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lone Star #73261
Level 62
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Can Opener
Level 13
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Conquistador
Level 31
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Geisha Boy
Level 84 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Scrap Pack #78386
Level 9 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 54
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 31040
Level 19
(1)
(1)
Dead Cone #87241
Level 7 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 9 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
(1)
Unknown Item 30391
Level 6
(1)
Unknown Item 30393
Level 70
(1)
Unknown Item 30137
Level 41
(1)
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 4 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Unknown Item 30116 #59323
Level 6
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Medic Mech-bag
Level 16
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 5 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
(1)
Scottish Snarl
Level 29
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Hermes #74063
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30058 #51285
Level 45
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sober Stuntman
Level 31 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
Exorcizor
Level 87 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 88 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 17
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 32
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30099 #57332
Level 48
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
#469912
Level 57
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1124 #47943
Level 61
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Steel Songbird #65735
Level 71
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #71923
Level 76
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30101
Level 16
(1)
Unknown Item 30142
Level 86
(1)
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 88 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
(1)
Level 44
(1)
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 70 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
(1)
Halogen Head Lamp
Level 40 Hat
This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor's head mirror by
replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be
seen from space. Peer inside your patients' disease-riddled ears,
noses and throats from a safe distance.
(1)
Unknown Item 30503
Level 55
(1)
Unknown Item 30416
Level 4
(1)
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
(1)
Titanium Towel
Level 86 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered
in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you
slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
(1)
Stahlhelm #77017
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30399
Level 20
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel #75627
Level 68 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1094
Level 25
(1)
Scrap Pack #77198
Level 93 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
(1)
Unknown Item 30334
Level 87
(1)
Unknown Item 30368
Level 81
(1)
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 94 Hat
(1)
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 44
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 36
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30107 #36686
Level 78
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1097 #38476
Level 62
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolted Bushman
Level 78
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Unknown Item 30107 #47589
Level 40
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30120 #53548
Level 55
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1097 #51413
Level 71
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1097 #49421
Level 51
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pocket Medic #76748
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 23
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 1097 #46871
Level 43
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30117 #60103
Level 38
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolted Bushman
Level 85
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 58
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Der Wintermantel
Level 51 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
(1)
Frenchman's Beret
Level 71 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30336 #48894
Level 27
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30059 #59401
Level 43
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Medic Mech-bag
Level 8
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 60
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Brown Bomber #81126
Level 78
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sir Hootsalot
Level 16
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
(1)
Stahlhelm #81170
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 93 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
(1)
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 66 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
Unknown Item 30409
Level 2
(1)
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 70 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30417
Level 10
(1)
Flunkyware
Level 28 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30410
Level 44
(1)
Unknown Item 30120
Level 18
(1)
Unknown Item 30101
Level 8
(1)
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 83
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 76
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 100
(1)
Tin-1000
Level 23
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
(1)
Unknown Item 30142
Level 78
(1)
Unknown Item 30398
Level 4
(1)
Unknown Item 30086
Level 29
(1)
Unknown Item 30125 #57627
Level 61
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Base Metal Billycock
Level 58 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
(1)
Liquidator's Lid
Level 13 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
(1)
Unknown Item 30096
Level 7
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 86
(1)
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 60 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lucky Shot
Level 9
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 61 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
(1)
(1)
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 27 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
(1)
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30735
Level 93
(1)
Vintage Merryweather
Level 23 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30069
Level 44
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 14
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Unknown Item 30095 #48112
Level 33
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 48 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
Unknown Item 30086
Level 12
(1)
Unknown Item 30417
Level 43
(1)
Unknown Item 30128
Level 93
(1)
Liquor Locker
Level 58 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
(1)
Copper's Hard Top
Level 65
(1)
Executioner
Level 76
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 52 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 36
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 6
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Western Wear #27530
Level 31 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ol' Geezer #67666
Level 73 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teufort Tooth Kicker #7317
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 16
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Captain's Cocktails #76796
Level 46
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Conquistador
Level 76
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Conquistador
Level 11
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teufort Tooth Kicker #73510
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 25 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 76 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Koala Compact
Level 91 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Unknown Item 30096
Level 4
(1)
Unknown Item 30096
Level 77
(1)
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Unknown Item 30308
Level 89
(1)
Scrap Pack #73951
Level 10 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 9 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Unknown Item 30564
Level 56
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Unknown Item 30564
Level 89
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 64 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 8 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 60
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 69 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Russian Rocketeer #70523
Level 12
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Russian Rocketeer #72854
Level 45
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30545
Level 99
(1065353216)
(1)
Unknown Item 30540
Level 23
(1065353216)
(1)
Prize Plushy #46379
Level 68 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1124 #48179
Level 59
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 4 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Last Straw #65505
Level 40
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
Planeswalker Helm #88457
Level 5 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
Unknown Item 30108
Level 89
(1)
Bot Dogger
Level 52 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30163
Level 67
(1)
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 13 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
(1)
Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap #60882
Level 90
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pencil Pusher #83375
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vigilant Pin #71194
Level 21 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Planeswalker Goggles #76921
Level 83 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30125 #60497
Level 12
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30561
Level 36
(1)
Tin-1000
Level 66
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
(1)
Liquidator's Lid
Level 66 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 60
(1)
Whoopee Cap
Level 21 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
Familiar Fez
Level 26 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30564 #35591
Level 73
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30404 #51433
Level 26
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 88 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Exorcizor
Level 4 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bubble Pipe
Level 45
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Détective Noir
Level 40 Hat
(1)
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 64 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
Crafty Hair #74704
Level 23 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pocket Medic #23077
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30418
Level 35
(1)
Unknown Item 30092
Level 36
(1)
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 81 Hat
Straight outta control point.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Safe'n'Sound
Level 88 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
(1)
Unknown Item 30336 #47804
Level 99
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30074
Level 18
(1)
Unknown Item 30120
Level 72
(1)
Tam O' Shanter
Level 95 Hat
(1)
Helmet Without a Home #77255
Level 54
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap #60517
Level 64
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
(1)
Megapixel Beard
Level 31 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to
have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
(1)
Unknown Item 30564
Level 2
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Wrap Battler
Level 10
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Head Warmer #30043
Level 58
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
(1)
Unknown Item 30324
Level 2
(1)
Sir Hootsalot
Level 67
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
(1)
Unknown Item 30164
Level 83
(1)
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 64 Hat
(1)
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 72 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
Western Wear
Level 49 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 75
(1)
Stately Steel Toe
Level 41 Hat
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 57 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 93
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 39
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 66
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 68 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 32
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 91
(1)
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 91 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
(1)
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 40 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
(1)
Unknown Item 30393
Level 18
(1)
Faerie Solitaire Pin #63044
Level 74 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
War Head #79943
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heroic Companion Badge #58610
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolgan
Level 91
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Blind Justice #31517
Level 90 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pounding Father #62514
Level 94
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Brainiac Hairpiece #86043
Level 24 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
Tin-1000
Level 14
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
(1)
Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap #61524
Level 8
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30391 #51635
Level 72
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30517
Level 76
(1)
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 75 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 95
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Unknown Item 30409
Level 40
(1)
Crone's Dome
Level 66
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
(1)
Unknown Item 30829
Level 26
(1)
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 71 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 99 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
Détective Noir
Level 93 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30106
Level 11
(1)
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 56 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
(1)
Old Guadalajara
Level 17 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
(1)
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 46 Hat
(1)
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 89 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30084
Level 90
(1)
Unknown Item 30351
Level 37
(1)
Wrap Battler
Level 48
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Blind Justice #65063
Level 25 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30561
Level 49
(1)
Mutton Mann #71362
Level 65 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 35 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
(1)
Unknown Item 1187
Level 50
(1)
Backwards Ballcap
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
(1)
Hard Counter
Level 24 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyrotechnic Tote #71988
Level 50 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 14
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Crafty Hair #71741
Level 76 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Apparition's Aspect
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 10
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
(1)
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1
(1)
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 63 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
(1)
Unknown Item 30207
Level 84
(1)
Fruit Shoot
Level 2
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Familiar Fez
Level 59 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30115
Level 15
(1)
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1
(1)
Bonedolier
Level 43 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
Sir Hootsalot
Level 80
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
(1)
Unknown Item 30067
Level 16
(1)
Hetman's Headpiece #86055
Level 86 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30406
Level 45
(1)
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 62 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30351 #49033
Level 28
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1090 #51260
Level 62
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30125
Level 25
(1)
Exorcizor
Level 32 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30328
Level 65
(1)
Unknown Item 30123
Level 42
(1)
Hotrod
Level 46 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
(1)
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 65
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 37
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 34 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Armored Authority
Level 79 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 99
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 45
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 8 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
(1)
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 72 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
(1)
Unknown Item 30304
Level 27
(1)
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 14 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
(1)
Unknown Item 30329
Level 47
(1)
Big Chief
Level 67 Hat
(1)
Stout Shako
Level 97 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
(1)
Milkman
Level 30 Hat
(1)
()
Unknown Item 30321
Level 76
(1)
Ze Goggles
Level 54 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
Idea Tube
Level 52 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 84 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
(1)
Familiar Fez
Level 32 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 58
(1)
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 59 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
(1)
Unknown Item 30314
Level 63
(1)
Unknown Item 30123
Level 84
(1)
Brain Bucket
Level 67 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 69 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Western Wear
Level 22 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Unknown Item 30120
Level 62
(1)
Unknown Item 30097
Level 22
(1)
Capo's Capper
Level 76 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
(1)
One-Man Army
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
(1)
Unknown Item 30092
Level 92
(1)
Unknown Item 30078 #52430
Level 91
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 57 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30071
Level 99
(1)
Bolgan
Level 59
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doe-Boy #65736
Level 100
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30346 #49539
Level 76
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30351 #41197
Level 37
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 91 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 15
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 48 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Bonedolier
Level 17 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
Crocleather Slouch
Level 72
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
Unknown Item 30418
Level 61
(1)
Brain Bucket
Level 79 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
Unknown Item 30063 #59679
Level 59
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30341 #49566
Level 49
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
(1)
Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 71 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30136
Level 57
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 84 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Unknown Item 30421
Level 49
(1)
Geisha Boy
Level 23 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 86 Hat
(1)
Barnstormer
Level 66
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
(1)
Sir Hootsalot
Level 13
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
(1)
Hotrod
Level 44 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 70 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Pugilist's Protector
Level 57 Hat
(1)
Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
(1)
Planeswalker Helm #78854
Level 24 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Planeswalker Helm #81099
Level 22 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 63 Hat
(1)
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 85 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
(1)
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 44 Hat
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 31
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Conquistador
Level 37
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 72 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 88 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 64
(1)
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 44 Hat
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 60 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30314
Level 87
(1)
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 62 Hat
(1)
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 69 Hat
(1)
Head Warmer
Level 41
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 21 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 28 Hat
(1)
Big Chief
Level 42 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 21
(1)
Conquistador
Level 8
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 59 Hat
(1)
Conquistador
Level 80
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Conquistador
Level 57
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 47
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 66 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 16
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 94 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 71 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 34 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 71 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 71 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Burning Bongos
Level 55 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 30 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Unknown Item 30542
Level 23
(1)
Stout Shako
Level 65 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hero's Hachimaki #89559
Level 31 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolted Bushman
Level 83
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 73 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30393
Level 46
(1)
Unknown Item 1040 #64265
Level 66
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 90
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
(1)
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 42 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina #75391
Level 3 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Defiant Spartan
Level 60
(1)
Bubble Pipe
Level 27
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 3 Hat
(1)
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Scarecrow
Level 69 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Unknown Item 30123
Level 83
(1)
Ze Goggles
Level 89 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 72
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Safe'n'Sound
Level 62 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
(1)
Unknown Item 30313
Level 77
(1)
Old Guadalajara
Level 3 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
(1)
Détective Noir
Level 31 Hat
(1)
Barnstormer
Level 11
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
(1)
Idea Tube
Level 7 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 70
(1)
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 51 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
Unknown Item 30416
Level 58
(1)
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 79 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 90
(1)
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30087
Level 46
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 1
(1)
Googly Gazer
Level 29 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
Unknown Item 30099
Level 3
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Idea Tube
Level 5 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 61
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 16
(1)
Idea Tube
Level 45 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 12
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 61
(1)
Unknown Item 30403
Level 62
(1)
Vintage Merryweather
Level 8 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
(1)
Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30099
Level 69
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 94
(1)
Bubble Pipe
Level 18
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 94 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 68 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 42
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 34
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30403
Level 59
(1)
Unknown Item 30403
Level 18
(1)
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 81 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
(1)
Unknown Item 30130
Level 9
(1)
Unknown Item 30115
Level 65
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 77 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1089 #51565
Level 88
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Snapped Pupil
Level 43 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Balloonicorn #30776
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1094 #54695
Level 62
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30136
Level 56
(1)
Tyrant's Helm
Level 88 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
(1)
Big Chief
Level 77 Hat
(1)
Sir Hootsalot
Level 34
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
(1)
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 53 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pilotka #84684
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Der Wintermantel #68550
Level 24 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30405 #52569
Level 35
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 23 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30173
Level 81
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30078
Level 49
(1)
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 61 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
RoBro 3000
Level 33 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
(1)
Old Guadalajara
Level 3 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Spooky Shoes
Level 92 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
Jingle Belt #81237
Level 71 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Atomic Accolade #67395
Level 61 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30334
Level 17
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30334
Level 91
(1)
Private Eye
Level 75 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30359
Level 87
(1)
Head Warmer #82838
Level 82
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30410
Level 46
(1)
Planeswalker Helm #88615
Level 8 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fed-Fightin' Fedora #81004
Level 12 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tyrant's Helm
Level 85 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 91 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Unknown Item 30415
Level 44
(1)
Unknown Item 30117
Level 10
(1)
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 63 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 7 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
Security Shades #87222
Level 70 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 49 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
(1)
Le Party Phantom
Level 43
(1)
Unknown Item 30792
Level 55
(1)
(1)
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #44584
Level 9
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #69699
Level 21
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 91
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #71727
Level 78
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #69786
Level 51
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #70403
Level 19
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #70460
Level 51
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 11
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 57 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 58 Hat
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 90 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 63
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Level 78
(1)
Unknown Item 30425
Level 84
(1)
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 70 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Dead Cone
Level 49 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Unknown Item 30425
Level 96
(1)
Bot Dogger
Level 75 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 79 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
(1)
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 36 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Bot Dogger
Level 57 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Level 2
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 38
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 12
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 46 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Unknown Item 30357
Level 58
(1)
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 83 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 75 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 16
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Unknown Item 30115
Level 15
(1)
Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Salty Dog
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
(1)
Unknown Item 1040 #63658
Level 85
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 30 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Unknown Item 1097
Level 43
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 61
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 74
(1)
Unknown Item 30418
Level 75
(1)
Unknown Item 30314
Level 57
(1)
Unknown Item 30391
Level 60
(1)
Unknown Item 30418
Level 52
(1)
Unknown Item 30418
Level 58
(1)
Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 81 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 96 Hat
(1)
Geisha Boy
Level 66 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Level 79
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 38
(1)
Lucky Shot
Level 40
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
Unknown Item 30141
Level 7
(1)
Unknown Item 30416
Level 66
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 73 Hat
(1)
Larrikin Robin
Level 34 Hat
(1)
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 34 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 42 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
(1)
Unknown Item 30403
Level 26
(1)
Unknown Item 30120
Level 11
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 24 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Engineer's Cap
Level 72 Hat
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 27 Hat
(1)
Janissary Ketche
Level 60 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 31
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 4
(1)
Tam O' Shanter
Level 11 Hat
(1)
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
(1)
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 51 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
(1)
Tam O' Shanter
Level 5 Hat
(1)
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
Frenchman's Beret
Level 46 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)
Bonedolier
Level 89 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
Unknown Item 30087
Level 95
(1)
Unknown Item 30626
Level 45
(1)
(1)
Company Man #85590
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 9 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
(1)
Soldered Sensei
Level 14 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
(1)
Base Metal Billycock
Level 57 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
(1)
Void Monk Hair
Level 1
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
(1)
Unknown Item 30426
Level 54
(1)
Unknown Item 30278
Level 35
(1)
Hero's Hachimaki #88401
Level 2 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30307
Level 98
(1)
Unknown Item 30163
Level 90
(1)
Level 54
(1)
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 68
(1)
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 37 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 1094
Level 10
(1)
Unknown Item 30545
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30548
Level 77
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 66 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Private Eye
Level 48 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
(1)
Unknown Item 30324
Level 40
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Last Breath #56773
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 1 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 8 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
(1)
Unknown Item 30086
Level 92
(1)
Unknown Item 30542
Level 11
(1)
Unknown Item 30183
Level 17
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 10
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 47 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
Unknown Item 30136
Level 75
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 2 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30106
Level 94
(1)
Stout Shako
Level 90 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
(1)
Unknown Item 30112
Level 29
(1)
Unknown Item 30567
Level 37
(1)
Conquistador
Level 34
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Unknown Item 30334
Level 89
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30078
Level 84
(1)
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 40 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 8
(1)
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 56 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 25 Hat
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 62 Hat
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Unknown Item 30428
Level 27
(1)
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 22 Hat
(1)
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 71
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
(1)
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 84
(1)
Unknown Item 30120
Level 73
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Unknown Item 30417
Level 23
(1)
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
Unknown Item 30081 #60112
Level 67
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
The Superfan
Level 10
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30093 #60687
Level 37
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gym Rat #84754
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30607 #46252
Level 74
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 51 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 79 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 20 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
(1)
Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
(1)
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30117
Level 3
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 71
(1)
Pugilist's Protector
Level 90 Hat
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 24 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 48 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30090
Level 47
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 61 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
(1)
Unknown Item 30398
Level 47
(1)
Big Chief
Level 85 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 7
(1)
Crocleather Slouch
Level 3
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
Sober Stuntman
Level 13 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 56
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Handyman's Handle
Level 15 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
Idea Tube
Level 13 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30399
Level 37
(1)
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 34 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Unknown Item 30409
Level 64
(1)
Unknown Item 30103 #59802
Level 100
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30548
Level 86
(1)
Tyrant's Helm
Level 89 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Cold War Luchador #82597
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30410
Level 80
(1)
Level 14
(1)
Le Party Phantom
Level 67
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 65
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Stainless Pot
Level 18 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 72 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 55 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
Sign of the Wolf's School #84006
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
(1)
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 54 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
(1)
Unknown Item 30093 #60414
Level 32
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30316
Level 85
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 37
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Pocket Purrer #62061
Level 88 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Carouser's Capotain
Level 50 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tam O' Shanter
Level 100 Hat
(1)
Vintage Merryweather
Level 53 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30417
Level 28
(1)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 25 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 2 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mutton Mann
Level 67 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
(1)
Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 10
(1)
Unknown Item 30398
Level 42
(1)
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 4 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
Unknown Item 30567
Level 51
(1)
Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
(1)
Unknown Item 30130 #60591
Level 83
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30425
Level 28
(1)
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 68 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 34 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
(1)
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30410
Level 87
(1)
Unknown Item 30101
Level 78
(1)
Unknown Item 30410
Level 68
(1)
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 35 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 76 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
Unknown Item 30415
Level 42
(1)
Unknown Item 30163
Level 46
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 31
(1)
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 8 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
(1)
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 61 Hat
(1)
Old Guadalajara
Level 72 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
(1)
Unknown Item 30418
Level 28
(1)
Crocleather Slouch
Level 77
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
Conjurer's Cowl #87850
Level 12 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Whoopee Cap
Level 85 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Frenchman's Beret
Level 46 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)
Bootie Time #82715
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sober Stuntman
Level 31 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30058 #57155
Level 27
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scrap Pack #79930
Level 84 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30095 #59856
Level 32
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1038 #63860
Level 72
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolgan
Level 17
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Planeswalker Goggles #88264
Level 29 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1094 #54688
Level 18
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Quadwrangler #76245
Level 26 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30355 #49631
Level 13
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Russian Rocketeer #73523
Level 10
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #76327
Level 4
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doe-Boy #66639
Level 24
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 99 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
(1)
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 45 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
(1)
Byte'd Beak
Level 58 Hat
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day
masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for
dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
(1)
Broadband Bonnet
Level 11 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
(1)
Unknown Item 1090 #51702
Level 79
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brock's Locks #70145
Level 40 Hair
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased,
tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from
your lower back and buttocks years ago.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30368 #50086
Level 71
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sign of the Wolf's School #89908
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Atomic Accolade #75061
Level 21 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spooky Shoes
Level 43 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 85 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
(1)
Spooky Shoes
Level 88 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Liquidator's Lid
Level 41 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
(1)
Unknown Item 30401
Level 10
(1)
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 89 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30108
Level 57
(1)
Bird-Man of Aberdeen #71334
Level 17
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
(1)
Unknown Item 30112 #58684
Level 32
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1039 #63872
Level 58
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wrap Battler
Level 41
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30417
Level 100
(1)
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 94 Hat
(1)
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 89 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 41
(1)
Fortune Hunter #66518
Level 75 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fortune Hunter #65065
Level 36 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fortune Hunter #65584
Level 97 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fortune Hunter #66661
Level 78 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fortune Hunter #66292
Level 60 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fortune Hunter #57997
Level 60 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fortune Hunter #18197
Level 18 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
(1)
Fortune Hunter #61266
Level 78 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Chief Constable #71189
Level 35
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1187
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30422
Level 40
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
(1)
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 40 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
Sir Hootsalot
Level 21
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
(1)
Unknown Item 30137
Level 11
(1)
Tuxxy #57913
Level 32 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Liquidator's Lid
Level 48 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
(1)
Unknown Item 30543
Level 9
(1)
Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
(1)
Unknown Item 1039 #59194
Level 87
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Googly Gazer
Level 94 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
Barnstormer
Level 87
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #86441
Level 31 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 8
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 29
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Conquistador
Level 73
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 86 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
(1)
Unknown Item 30078
Level 47
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 10 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 17 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 67 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 100 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Western Wear
Level 55 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 69
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 37
(1)
Western Wear
Level 58 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 45
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 23
(1)
Western Wear
Level 66 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Unknown Item 30391
Level 5
(1)
Unknown Item 30142
Level 47
(1)
Unknown Item 30163
Level 77
(1)
Area 451 #64708
Level 34
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
(1)
Outback Intellectual #82395
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 35 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
(1)
Bubble Pipe
Level 32
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Lone Star #15579
Level 9
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
(1)
Battle Bob
Level 81
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
(1)
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
(1)
Large Luchadore
Level 33 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30118 #5888
Level 79
(1)
Unknown Item 30164
Level 98
(1)
Hound Dog
Level 95 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
(1)
Soldered Sensei
Level 73 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
(1)
Unknown Item 1039 #62895
Level 76
(1)
Unknown Item 30123
Level 20
(1)
Safe'n'Sound
Level 88 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
(1)
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 5
(1)
Big Country
Level 98
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
Geisha Boy
Level 83 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Broadband Bonnet
Level 80 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
(1)
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 12 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
(1)
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 20
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
(1)
Crafty Hair #71013
Level 74 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
(1)
Unknown Item 30101 #60514
Level 36
(1)
Large Luchadore #89885
Level 25 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bubble Pipe
Level 81
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 44
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 54
(1)
Unknown Item 30341 #40217
Level 86
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pounding Father #66663
Level 55
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Exorcizor
Level 90 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
Unknown Item 30549
Level 88
(1)
Hat With No Name
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
Unknown Item 30067
Level 45
(1)
Unknown Item 30542
Level 92
(1)
Level 67
(1)
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 14 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
(1)
Unknown Item 30548
Level 77
(1)
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Level 54
(1)
Unknown Item 30425
Level 81
(1)
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 38 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
(1)
Unknown Item 30542
Level 75
(1)
Unknown Item 30542
Level 81
(1)
Unknown Item 30425
Level 68
(1)
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Level 33
(1)
Unknown Item 30425
Level 44
(1)
Hat With No Name
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 97 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
(1)
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Unknown Item 30425
Level 39
(1)
Hat With No Name
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
Scarecrow
Level 65 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
Hound Dog
Level 88 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Outback Intellectual #83507
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crone's Dome
Level 7
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
(1)
Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
(1)
Flight of the Monarch
Level 10 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hanger-On Hood
Level 78
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your
complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the
stomach for dressing up like a moth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30398 #50500
Level 83
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30125
Level 88
(1)
Unknown Item 30120
Level 80
(1)
Safe'n'Sound
Level 85 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30484 #30081
Level 77
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Texas Half-Pants
Level 97 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
(1)
Unknown Item 30324
Level 21
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30324
Level 84
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 36
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Gym Rat #69906
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Robot Running Man
Level 94
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Googly Gazer
Level 53 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 11
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 45
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Russian Rocketeer #32155
Level 46
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spooky Shoes
Level 1 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
Silver Bullets
Level 95
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 58
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Plumber's Pipe
Level 43 Hat
Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes
with pipe, length of wire.
(1)
Safe'n'Sound
Level 37 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
(1)
Unknown Item 1094
Level 27
(1)
Unknown Item 30358 #31476
Level 57
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30316
Level 19
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 48
(1)
Level 85
(1)
Unknown Item 30108
Level 73
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Ol' Geezer
Level 88 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
Crone's Dome
Level 2
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dead Cone
Level 59 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Unknown Item 30163
Level 56
(1)
Archimedes
Level 95
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
(1)
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
Unknown Item 30163
Level 15
(1)
Sober Stuntman
Level 33 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
Unknown Item 30082
Level 14
(1)
Unknown Item 30095
Level 39
(1)
Unknown Item 30141
Level 3
(1)
Vintage Merryweather
Level 45 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
(1)
Tyrant's Helm
Level 84 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30092
Level 40
(1)
Unknown Item 30074
Level 94
(1)
Unknown Item 30334
Level 76
(1)
Larrikin Robin
Level 79 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30075
Level 29
(1)
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
(1)
Unknown Item 30099
Level 86
(1)
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 80 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
(1)
Unknown Item 30829
Level 67
(30)
(1)
(1)
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 96 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
(1)
Scotch Bonnet
Level 76 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
(1)
Unknown Item 30163 #57408
Level 4
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30137
Level 68
(1)
Unknown Item 30142 #59774
Level 83
(1)
Unknown Item 30540
Level 92
(1)
Wrap Battler
Level 68
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 41
(1)
Unknown Item 30821
Level 63
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 1039 #62234
Level 42
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30304
Level 70
(1)
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 70 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
Unknown Item 30759 #23474
Level 49
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31082
Level 5
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30341 #44103
Level 39
(1)
Griffin's Gog
Level 81
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 31116
Level 68
(1)
(1)
The Superfan
Level 10
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
The Superfan
Level 10
(1)
Doe-Boy #66821
Level 16
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Planeswalker Helm #89035
Level 6 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1187
Level 50
(1)
Exorcizor
Level 69 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
Unknown Item 30341 #49494
Level 59
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30420
Level 20
(1)
Unknown Item 30115
Level 8
(1)
Unknown Item 30341 #7366
Level 89
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30759
Level 40
(1)
Unknown Item 30075
Level 63
(1)
Unknown Item 30167
Level 9
(1)
Milkman
Level 3 Hat
(1)
()
Unknown Item 30314
Level 42
(1)
Unknown Item 30137
Level 84
(1)
Texas Half-Pants
Level 67 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
(1)
Unknown Item 30346 #49178
Level 45
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30410 #52373
Level 77
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolgan
Level 79
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
El Jefe
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Level 43
(1)
Archimedes
Level 87
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
(1)
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30082
Level 99
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 56
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Unknown Item 30075
Level 18
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hound Dog
Level 3 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
(1)
Tuxxy
Level 53 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
(1)
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
Head Warmer
Level 64
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
(1)
Honcho's Headgear
Level 30 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
(1)
Scotch Bonnet
Level 38 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
(1)
Sign of the Wolf's School #73401
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
(1)
Gentleman's Ushanka #76532
Level 87
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Safe'n'Sound
Level 2 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
(1)
Unknown Item 30484 #48149
Level 38
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #72659
Level 11
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Merryweather
Level 40 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
(1)
Unknown Item 30359 #47246
Level 22
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sign of the Wolf's School #71265
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pounding Father #34428
Level 70
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 41 Hat
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30168
Level 98
(1)
Unknown Item 30333
Level 79
(1)
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 31 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30411
Level 72
(1)
Unknown Item 30357 #49832
Level 43
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 64 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
Archimedes
Level 89
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
(1)
Unknown Item 30333
Level 72
(1)
Unknown Item 30561
Level 7
(1)
Unknown Item 30078
Level 47
(1)
Napper's Respite
Level 80 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
(1)
Security Shades
Level 65 Hat
(1)
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
(1)
Vintage Merryweather
Level 94 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sultan's Ceremonial #98614
Level 14 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tuxxy
Level 10 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
(1)
Smissmas Wreath #47923
Level 12 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
Unknown Item 30824
Level 68
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30391
Level 53
(1)
Unknown Item 30130
Level 39
(1)
Unknown Item 30371 #50483
Level 11
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hermes #85202
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 30 Hat
(1)
Fruit Shoot
Level 60
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 74 Hat
(1)
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 61 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
(1)
Unknown Item 30087
Level 60
(1)
Engineer's Cap
Level 22 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30626
Level 53
(1)
(1)
Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 64
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Exorcizor
Level 89 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
Unknown Item 30163
Level 23
(1)
Plumber's Pipe
Level 81 Hat
Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes
with pipe, length of wire.
(1)
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 22 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
(1)
Teddy Robobelt
Level 97 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
(1)
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 46 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
(1)
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 66 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
(1)
Warsworn Helmet
Level 81
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30082
Level 57
(1)
Unknown Item 30542
Level 91
(1)
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 33 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fruit Shoot #86800
Level 71
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 89 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
(1)
Unknown Item 30333
Level 59
(1)
Winter Wonderland Wrap #62964
Level 5 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 17 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
(1)
Unknown Item 30123
Level 55
(1)
Unknown Item 30313
Level 20
(1)
Unknown Item 30167
Level 1
(1)
Last Breath
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30800
Level 56
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30128 #60630
Level 84
(1)
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Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 97 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
(1)
Napper's Respite
Level 3 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
(1)
Unknown Item 30427
Level 27
(1)
Unknown Item 30422
Level 97
(1)
Conjurer's Cowl
Level 94 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
(1)
Spooky Shoes
Level 73 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
Unknown Item 30097
Level 91
(1)
Tyrant's Helm
Level 96 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
(1)
Texas Half-Pants
Level 97 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
(1)
Executioner
Level 37
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
(1)
Crafty Hair #72832
Level 25 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
(1)
Unknown Item 30324
Level 20
(1)
Hat With No Name
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Level 75
(1)
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 32 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 84
(1)
Unknown Item 30829
Level 6
(100)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Détective Noir
Level 33 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 60
(1)
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 23 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
(1)
Unknown Item 30358
Level 19
(1)
Bubble Pipe
Level 62
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Last Straw #25856
Level 84
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
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Bubble Pipe #91380
Level 51
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
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Unknown Item 30415 #41905
Level 42
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31012
Level 93
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 1124 #39733
Level 47
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30416
Level 24
(1)
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 38 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
(1)
Western Wear
Level 29 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Unknown Item 30138
Level 39
(1)
Unknown Item 30411
Level 5
(1)
Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 50 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
(1)
Capo's Capper
Level 86 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
(1)
Unknown Item 30401
Level 61
(1)
Sober Stuntman
Level 2 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
Unknown Item 30419
Level 35
(1)
Stahlhelm #83939
Level 10 Hat
(1)
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Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 8 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
(1)
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 41 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
Safe'n'Sound
Level 21 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
(1)
Milkman
Level 11 Hat
(1)
()
Bubble Pipe
Level 38
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Texas Half-Pants
Level 100 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
(1)
Backwards Ballcap
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
(1)
Familiar Fez
Level 82 Hat
(1)
Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
(1)
Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 95 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 30
(1)
Unknown Item 30133
Level 54
(1)
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 74 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
(1)
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #92317
Level 33 Hat
(1)
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Unknown Item 30084 #60693
Level 96
(1)
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Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Gridiron Guardian
Level 19 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 41 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30426
Level 74
(1)
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 2 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
(1)
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Honcho's Headgear
Level 14 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
(1)
Unknown Item 30180
Level 60
(1)
Unknown Item 30333
Level 60
(1)
Armored Authority
Level 79 Hat
(1)
Archimedes #61435
Level 55
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
(1)
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Unknown Item 30721
Level 21
(1)
Unknown Item 30721
Level 14
(1)
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 37 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
(1)
Soviet Gentleman
Level 60 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
(1)
Unknown Item 30314
Level 68
(1)
Unknown Item 30393
Level 71
(1)
Unknown Item 30399
Level 92
(1)
Unknown Item 30411
Level 38
(1)
Hotrod
Level 23 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
(1)
Liquidator's Lid
Level 79 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
(1)
Old Guadalajara
Level 45 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
(1)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 92 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
Bonk Boy
Level 75 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30328
Level 64
(1)
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
(1)
Executioner
Level 6
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
(1)
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 5 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
(1)
Unknown Item 30409
Level 20
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 28 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 24
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
(1)
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 8 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
(1)
Big Country
Level 19
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
#494174
Level 77
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration
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Unknown Item 30409
Level 95
(1)
Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
(1)
Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
(1)
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 18 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 5 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
Unknown Item 30141
Level 87
(1)
Tyrant's Helm
Level 63 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
(1)
Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
(1)
Texas Half-Pants
Level 96 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
(1)
Big Country
Level 82
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 94 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
Napper's Respite
Level 71 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
(1)
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 87 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
Level 94
(1)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 99 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
Napper's Respite
Level 15 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
(1)
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 92 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
Le Party Phantom
Level 95
(1)
Soviet Gentleman
Level 16 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
(1)
Unknown Item 31126
Level 45
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30902
Level 87
(1)
(1)
RoBro 3000
Level 98 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
(1)
Unknown Item 30314
Level 87
(1)
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 47 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
(1)
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Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30314
Level 97
(1)
Unknown Item 30422 #45197
Level 25
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30541
Level 42
(1)
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 26 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
Unknown Item 30333
Level 33
(1)
Person in the Iron Mask #66515
Level 52
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
(1)
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Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
Apparition's Aspect
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #76459
Level 91
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
(1)
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Industrial Festivizer
Level 69
(1)
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 91
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
(1)
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #68781
Level 12
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
(1)
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Hound Dog
Level 84 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
(1)
Unknown Item 30100 #60773
Level 67
(1)
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Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 20 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 22
(1)
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Unknown Item 30357
Level 55
(1)
Scrap Pack #78436
Level 24 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
(1)
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Person in the Iron Mask #53400
Level 68
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31040
Level 61
(1)
(1)
Bolgan Family Crest
Level 45 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
(1)
Unknown Item 30336 #49280
Level 55
(1)
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Unknown Item 30353 #42847
Level 35
(1)
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Unknown Item 1039 #61152
Level 57
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30548
Level 20
(1)
Unknown Item 30548
Level 36
(1)
Unknown Item 30549
Level 18
(1)
Unknown Item 30422
Level 29
(1)
Unknown Item 30800
Level 12
(1)
(1)
Level 53
(1)
Chief Constable #71495
Level 78
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
(1)
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Unknown Item 31016
Level 68
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30981
Level 76
(1)
(1)
Safe'n'Sound
Level 71 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Last Straw #67883
Level 61
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30108
Level 16
(1)
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 22
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
Unknown Item 30406 #46118
Level 41
(1)
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Engineer's Cap
Level 53 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30106
Level 37
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 76
(1)
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 49 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30344 #49962
Level 63
(1)
Salty Dog #79055
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 78
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters #87196
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
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Tin-1000
Level 69
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
(1)
Ornament Armament #81705
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Unknown Item 30080 #60547
Level 11
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hot Dogger #85152
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Builder's Blueprints #85358
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Galvanized Gibus
Level 37 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
(1)
Last Breath #58520
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30332
Level 100
(1)
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 27 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
(1)
Unknown Item 30128
Level 96
(1)
Unknown Item 1094 #48247
Level 66
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30135 #54720
Level 29
(1)
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Blind Justice #42426
Level 15 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Familiar Fez
Level 2 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Honcho's Headgear
Level 46 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
(1)
Tuxxy
Level 69 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
(1)
War Head #83047
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30120
Level 92
(1)
Unknown Item 30419
Level 20
(1)
Last Breath
Level 13 Hat
(1)
That '70s Chapeau #65271
Level 26
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
(1)
Unknown Item 30182 #59534
Level 46
(1)
Stately Steel Toe
Level 76 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30417
Level 15
(1)
Burning Bongos
Level 62 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Conquistador
Level 7
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Burning Bongos
Level 4 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 53
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Unknown Item 30168
Level 30
(1)
Head Warmer
Level 69
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
(1)
Unknown Item 30142
Level 30
(1)
Unknown Item 30163
Level 15
(1)
Hard Counter
Level 97 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 36
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
(1)
Unknown Item 30142
Level 32
(1)
Unknown Item 30304
Level 67
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 87 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 39
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Big Country
Level 42
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30128
Level 55
(1)
Liquidator's Lid #83168
Level 85 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Big Elfin Deal
Level 7 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Russian Rocketeer #73117
Level 2
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Robot Running Man
Level 60
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Unknown Item 30123
Level 82
(1)
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Galvanized Gibus
Level 81 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Unknown Item 1038 #35244
Level 87
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30138
Level 18
(1)
Unknown Item 30422
Level 74
(1)
Unknown Item 30182 #59414
Level 90
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Last Straw #67302
Level 50
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Last Straw #64730
Level 84
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Last Straw #66728
Level 80
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Last Straw #62163
Level 7
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30529
Level 71
(1)
Unknown Item 30491
Level 77
(1)
Unknown Item 31172
Level 9
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30794
Level 17
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30994
Level 68
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30794
Level 48
(1)
(1)
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 72 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 63 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 96 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Brown Bomber
Level 2
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30109
Level 5
(1)
Stout Shako
Level 93 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30321
Level 75
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mark of the Saint #82326
Level 20 Badge
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30775
Level 33
(100)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30773
Level 25
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30138 #43434
Level 24
(1)
Unknown Item 30086
Level 64
(1)
Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 77
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30138
Level 16
(1)
Unknown Item 30413
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30589
Level 18
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30365 #48649
Level 35
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
Sir Hootsalot
Level 24
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
(1)
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 52 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
Brown Bomber
Level 2
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30420
Level 27
(1)
Unknown Item 30405
Level 3
(1)
Armored Authority
Level 72 Hat
(1)
Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 22 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
Buccaneer's Bicorne #84004
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30428
Level 56
(1)
Killer's Kabuto
Level 5 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
(1)
Unknown Item 30109
Level 58
(1)
Lone Star #69260
Level 52
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Geisha Boy
Level 53 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Unknown Item 30096
Level 29
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 2 Hat
(1)
Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Bonk Boy
Level 92 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30858
Level 28
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30067
Level 95
(1)
Big Country
Level 24
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Connoisseur's Cap #79807
Level 71 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30113 #50231
Level 73
(1)
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 53 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30420
Level 51
(1)
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 40 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
(1)
Honcho's Headgear
Level 88 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
(1)
Vintage Merryweather
Level 51 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
(1)
Unknown Item 30336 #32993
Level 82
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 34 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 97 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 10 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Unknown Item 30127
Level 6
(1)
One-Man Army
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
(1)
Unknown Item 30058 #60661
Level 97
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Smissmas Wreath #46079
Level 56 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
Unknown Item 30751
Level 29
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 1094 #17217
Level 32
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 14
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 83
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Unknown Item 30425
Level 58
(1)
Unknown Item 30099 #52620
Level 88
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30320
Level 15
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30334
Level 16
(1)
Milkman
Level 84 Hat
(1)
()
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gentleman's Ushanka #73185
Level 47
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
(1)
Last Straw #68817
Level 50
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Texas Half-Pants
Level 88 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
(1)
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 70 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
(1)
Whoopee Cap
Level 65 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 39
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 33
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Unknown Item 30558
Level 85
(1)
Unknown Item 31176
Level 59
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31165
Level 40
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31167
Level 32
(1)
(1)
Scarecrow
Level 20 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 32
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Unknown Item 30350 #5788
Level 8
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Front Runner #66102
Level 36
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30363 #36992
Level 23
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
One-Man Army #72885
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flamboyant Flamenco #73166
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30304
Level 24
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolgan
Level 9
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30340 #39622
Level 28
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Area 451 #61817
Level 13
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brock's Locks #59831
Level 3 Hair
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased,
tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from
your lower back and buttocks years ago.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30379 #39929
Level 51
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Menpo #63159
Level 36 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30075
Level 77
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
That '70s Chapeau #60687
Level 12
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Familiar Fez
Level 78 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Killer Exclusive #79440
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30357 #48258
Level 21
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sign of the Wolf's School #88387
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30392 #50818
Level 13
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30364 #48501
Level 34
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1039 #62689
Level 89
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Outback Intellectual #82199
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1040 #63218
Level 73
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
#73335
Level 46
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wilson Weave #65890
Level 94 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Deus Specs #84425
Level 10 Glasses
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30063 #58599
Level 46
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heavy's Hockey Hair #67275
Level 89 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hat With No Name #85653
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bonedolier
Level 5 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Brainiac Goggles #88621
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 53 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Unknown Item 31034
Level 61
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30362
Level 74
(1)
Unknown Item 30872
Level 16
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30082
Level 31
(1)
Unknown Item 30358
Level 25
(1)
Unknown Item 30355 #50106
Level 20
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30749
Level 45
(1)
(1)
Honcho's Headgear
Level 28 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
(1)
Person in the Iron Mask #55068
Level 51
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
(1)
Bonk Helm
Level 25 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Surgeon's Stahlhelm #65595
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
(1)
Unknown Item 30350 #47356
Level 41
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30099
Level 21
(1)
Honcho's Headgear
Level 48 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Apparition's Aspect #84228
Level 13 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30402
Level 14
(1)
Crafty Hair #75238
Level 99 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30341 #49877
Level 3
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flair! #84436
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Warsworn Helmet
Level 23
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30083 #60796
Level 34
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30378 #50114
Level 21
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30351 #49989
Level 77
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bonk Boy
Level 39 Hat
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 97
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Liquidator's Lid
Level 15 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
(1)
One-Man Army
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
(1)
Unknown Item 30820
Level 46
(10)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30065 #58767
Level 79
vision opt in flags (4)
(1)
(1)
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
#75933
Level 29
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30824
Level 85
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Stately Steel Toe
Level 36 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30168
Level 26
(1)
Unknown Item 30420
Level 84
(1)
Unknown Item 30405
Level 72
(1)
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Surgeon's Stahlhelm #74249
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30414
Level 99
(1)
Unknown Item 30328
Level 45
(1)
Unknown Item 30105
Level 1
(1)
Conjurer's Cowl
Level 12 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30551
Level 53
(1)
Private Eye
Level 91 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30402
Level 93
(1)
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 69
(1)
Flair!
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Unknown Item 30109
Level 42
(1)
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 85 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
(1)
Cut Throat Concierge
Level 71 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
(1)
Flair!
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Hound Dog
Level 18 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
(1)
Scotch Bonnet
Level 80 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
(1)
Level 26
(1)
Armored Authority
Level 38 Hat
(1)
Bonk Boy #93265
Level 27 Hat
(1)
Crafty Hair #61129
Level 53 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
(1)
Familiar Fez
Level 62 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Texas Half-Pants
Level 15 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bonedolier
Level 55 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 72 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
(1)
Unknown Item 30115
Level 71
(1)
Unknown Item 30422
Level 96
(1)
Killer's Kabuto
Level 3 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
(1)
Quadwrangler #76234
Level 33 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Front Runner
Level 79
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
(1)
One-Man Army
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
(1)
Unknown Item 30074
Level 61
(1)
Bonk Helm
Level 3 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30401
Level 85
(1)
Unknown Item 30759 #550
Level 9
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30083 #60354
Level 79
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30414
Level 75
(1)
Last Breath #70056
Level 13 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 29
(1)
Unknown Item 30119
Level 54
(1)
Head Warmer #83361
Level 42
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hotrod
Level 98 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
(1)
Buccaneer's Bicorne #58093
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
(1)
Galvanized Gibus
Level 28 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
(1)
Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 53 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
(1)
Flair!
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Gridiron Guardian
Level 28 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
(1)
Brock's Locks #67424
Level 64 Hair
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased,
tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from
your lower back and buttocks years ago.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Balloonicorn #39911
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Milkman
Level 19 Hat
(1)
()
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 61 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
(1)
Familiar Fez
Level 46 Hat
(1)
Grimm Hatte
Level 44 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
(1)
Unknown Item 30180
Level 75
(1)
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Unknown Item 30315
Level 50
(1)
Crocleather Slouch
Level 52
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
Unknown Item 30332
Level 3
(1)
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 48 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
Tam O' Shanter
Level 77 Hat
(1)
Grimm Hatte
Level 71 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
(1)
Cut Throat Concierge
Level 53 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
(1)
Familiar Fez
Level 44 Hat
(1)
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 33 Hat
(1)
Hound Dog
Level 38 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
(1)
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 41 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
(1)
Honcho's Headgear
Level 29 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
(1)
Unknown Item 30127
Level 2
(1)
Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30410
Level 44
(1)
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 41 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
(1)
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
Hound Dog
Level 27 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
(1)
Unknown Item 30142
Level 35
(1)
Unknown Item 30099
Level 42
(1)
Unknown Item 30108
Level 90
(1)
Unknown Item 30115
Level 44
(1)
Le Party Phantom
Level 68
(1)
Unknown Item 30110
Level 66
(1)
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 48
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
(1)
Armored Authority
Level 82 Hat
(1)
Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
(1)
Kringle Collection
Level 66 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
(1)
Head Warmer
Level 9
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
(1)
Unknown Item 30171
Level 56
(1)
Bonk Boy
Level 15 Hat
(1)
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 88 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
(1)
Unknown Item 30079
Level 34
(1)
Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
(1)
Merc's Muffler
Level 90 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
(1)
Level 23
(1)
Unknown Item 30419
Level 40
(1)
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 11 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
(1)
Flair!
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Unknown Item 30561
Level 7
(1)
Der Wintermantel
Level 92 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
(1)
Unknown Item 30115
Level 41
(1)
Unknown Item 30099
Level 39
(1)
Doe-Boy #67098
Level 36
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30183 #60177
Level 16
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fed-Fightin' Fedora #81798
Level 80 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
K-9 Mane #68746
Level 43
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Barnstormer
Level 46
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
(1)
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 64
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Carl #69288
Level 34 Hair
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the
unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long
flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness
wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you
the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30353 #36688
Level 47
(1)
Unknown Item 30334
Level 97
(1)
Unknown Item 30110
Level 27
(1)
Familiar Fez
Level 51 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1040 #61202
Level 40
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30073
Level 85
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 82
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 50
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1188
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30163 #59222
Level 93
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30378 #50259
Level 14
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Level 75
(1)
Old Guadalajara
Level 24 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
(1)
Unknown Item 30324
Level 16
(1)
Unknown Item 30314
Level 49
(1)
Unknown Item 30138
Level 97
(1)
Unknown Item 31163
Level 80
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31176
Level 63
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31176
Level 40
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31163
Level 64
(1)
(1)
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 31 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hound Dog
Level 67 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
(1)
Unknown Item 31078
Level 45
(1)
(1)
Bonk Helm
Level 36 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cut Throat Concierge
Level 40 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
(1)
Tin-1000
Level 85
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
(1)
Tam O' Shanter
Level 75 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30175
Level 43
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 46 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30091
Level 42
(1)
Unknown Item 30080 #45220
Level 20
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Chief
Level 97 Hat
(1)
Big Chief
Level 96 Hat
(1)
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
Unknown Item 30171 #59459
Level 57
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30558
Level 77
(1)
Unknown Item 30838
Level 8
(10)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30558
Level 92
(1)
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 43 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 2 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Quadwrangler #19976
Level 59 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
(1)
Unknown Item 30601
Level 45
(1)
Unknown Item 1187
Level 50
(1)
Brainiac Hairpiece #86778
Level 18 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30543
Level 59
(1)
Hound Dog
Level 92 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30410 #51661
Level 2
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30349 #46703
Level 58
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Security Shades #85543
Level 100 Hat
"Try to Outsmart a Level 100 Guard!"
()
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30333
Level 88
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30083 #60562
Level 62
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30078 #60590
Level 36
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Détective Noir
Level 37 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30549
Level 77
(1)
Exorcizor
Level 24 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
Unknown Item 30167
Level 13
(1)
Unknown Item 30413
Level 58
(1)
Unknown Item 30542
Level 2
(1)
Exorcizor
Level 75 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30064 #59586
Level 47
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 26 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ze Goggles
Level 54 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30334
Level 34
(1)
Unknown Item 30128
Level 34
(1)
Infernal Impaler #84844
Level 13 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 97 Hat
(1)
Smissmas Wreath #61228
Level 72 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
Larrikin Robin
Level 67 Hat
(1)
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 47 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
(1)
Unknown Item 30397 #51056
Level 85
(1)
Unknown Item 31029
Level 47
(1)
(1)
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 66 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
(1)
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 68 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sydney Straw Boat #66528
Level 71
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1124 #49019
Level 79
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Safe'n'Sound
Level 89 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30073
Level 67
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pilotka #85220
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30425
Level 34
(1)
Swagman's Swatter #85642
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
(1)
Made Man #97201
Level 8 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30395
Level 84
(1)
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
(1)
Unknown Item 30329
Level 95
(1)
Unknown Item 30080
Level 55
(1)
Vintage Merryweather
Level 59 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
(1)
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30120
Level 99
(1)
Unknown Item 30103
Level 77
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 71
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Unknown Item 30314
Level 86
(1)
Lucky Shot
Level 90
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 94 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30406
Level 95
(1)
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 64 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
(1)
Mutton Mann
Level 100 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
(1)
Tam O' Shanter
Level 52 Hat
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 97 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 39 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
(1)
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 51 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30175
Level 70
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 47
(1)
Unknown Item 30120
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 61
(1)
Mutton Mann
Level 61 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
(1)
Jumper's Jeepcap #97154
Level 29 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Chief
Level 12 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30167
Level 87
(1)
Bonedolier
Level 75 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
Defiant Spartan
Level 77
(1)
Big Country
Level 59
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
Defiant Spartan
Level 2
(1)
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 16 Hat
(1)
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 96 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hat With No Name
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
Unknown Item 30068
Level 19
(1)
Unknown Item 30304
Level 5
(1)
Killer's Kabuto
Level 52 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
(1)
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Officer's Ushanka
Level 53
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
(1)
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 14 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
(1)
Medi-Mask
Level 71 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
(1)
Unknown Item 30137
Level 46
(1)
Unknown Item 30397
Level 72
(1)
Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 97 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
(1)
Unknown Item 30075
Level 77
(1)
Unknown Item 30402
Level 95
(1)
Milkman
Level 66 Hat
(1)
()
#Attrib_MakersMark
Apparition's Aspect
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Hat With No Name
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
Apparition's Aspect
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 1095
Level 5
(1)
Unknown Item 30424
Level 54
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 11 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Unknown Item 30392
Level 33
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 40 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
(1)
Honcho's Headgear
Level 27 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
(1)
Conjurer's Cowl
Level 15 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
(1)
Digit Divulger
Level 2 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
(1)
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
(1)
Crone's Dome
Level 62
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
(1)
Soldier's Stogie
Level 29 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30142
Level 91
(1)
Unknown Item 30126
Level 3
(1)
Officer's Ushanka
Level 34
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
(1)
Unknown Item 30420
Level 8
(1)
Unknown Item 30305
Level 75
(1)
Safe'n'Sound
Level 69 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
(1)
Antlers
Level 17
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
(1)
Napper's Respite
Level 80 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
(1)
Front Runner
Level 69
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
(1)
Industrial Festivizer
Level 9
(1)
Soldier's Stogie
Level 50 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 29
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 64 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Crafty Hair #71499
Level 37 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hanger-On Hood
Level 35
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your
complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the
stomach for dressing up like a moth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1038 #60690
Level 13
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Person in the Iron Mask #63153
Level 87
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cut Throat Concierge #65765
Level 29 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Digit Divulger #66079
Level 25 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Purity Fist #83741
Level 10
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30108 #56849
Level 7
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lacking Moral Fiber Mask #69005
Level 67 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30341 #46425
Level 87
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scrap Pack #76715
Level 22 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Planeswalker Goggles #85112
Level 80 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pilotka #81572
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30369 #46463
Level 6
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flunkyware
Level 12 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Exorcizor
Level 12 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30179 #56366
Level 44
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30473 #45936
Level 50
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30115 #57456
Level 96
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Area 451 #68585
Level 4
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reggaelator
Level 80 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30351 #46478
Level 57
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 80 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Battle Bob
Level 3
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30341 #1025
Level 96
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reindoonicorn #65964
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30373
Level 57
(1)
Silver Bullets
Level 85
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30401 #52749
Level 62
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30122
Level 42
(1)
Outdoorsman #85403
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hotrod
Level 56 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
(1)
Unknown Item 30397 #51976
Level 87
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30078
Level 25
(1)
Unknown Item 30589
Level 62
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31081
Level 38
(1)
(1)
Camera Beard
Level 77 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31134
Level 95
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30167
Level 81
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 42
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Unknown Item 30167
Level 70
(1)
Unknown Item 30167
Level 83
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 97 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 5
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 39 Hat
(1)
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 86
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 41 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 5
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 73 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 20
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 15 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Larrikin Robin
Level 94 Hat
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 41 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Unknown Item 30112
Level 85
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 74 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 82 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 29 Hat
(1)
Larrikin Robin
Level 46 Hat
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 50 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 30
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 25 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 3
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 99
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 4 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 98
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
(1)
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 85
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 12 Hat
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 55 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 62
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 76
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 34 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 75 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Unknown Item 30112
Level 25
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 17
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 74
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 76
(1)
Unknown Item 30106
Level 100
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 30 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 21
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 1
(1)
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 57
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 58 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 9
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 15 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Hotrod
Level 49 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 25
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 12 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Hotrod
Level 46 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 46 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 50 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 97 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 12
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
(1)
Unknown Item 30112
Level 20
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 100 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Unknown Item 30112
Level 16
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 18
(1)
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 1 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 6
(1)
Hotrod
Level 54 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 26
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 21 Hat
(1)
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 65 Hat
(1)
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 91 Hat
(1)
Bonk Helm
Level 98 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
(1)
Hotrod
Level 44 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
(1)
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 56 Hat
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 3 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 35 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30106
Level 1
(1)
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 76 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 21
(1)
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 52
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
(1)
Unknown Item 30106
Level 1
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 80 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Conjurer's Cowl
Level 97 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
(1)
Sir Hootsalot
Level 60
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
(1)
Conjurer's Cowl
Level 81 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 93
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 45 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 13
(1)
Unknown Item 30082
Level 60
(1)
Unknown Item 30115
Level 55
(1)
Tyrant's Helm
Level 78 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
(1)
Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Familiar Fez
Level 98 Hat
(1)
Idea Tube
Level 71 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
Unknown Item 31172
Level 46
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31139
Level 91
(1)
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 27
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 33
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30750
Level 82
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31168
Level 41
(1)
(1)
Bolted Birdcage
Level 65 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
(1)
Unknown Item 30826
Level 35
(1)
(1)
Villain's Veil
Level 94 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
(1)
Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(1065353216)
(20)
Unknown Item 30133 #61617
Level 65
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30126 #60915
Level 94
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30407 #52805
Level 3
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fancy Dress Uniform #96450
Level 84 Uniform
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #72662
Level 55
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Teddy Robobelt
Level 30 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
(1)
Data Mining Light
Level 31 Hat
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing
away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how
tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not
wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
(1)
RoBro 3000
Level 48 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
(1)
Vintage Merryweather
Level 33 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
(1)
Purity Fist #87404
Level 10
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30548
Level 28
(1065353216)
(1)
Unknown Item 30558
Level 86
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 73 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Carouser's Capotain
Level 53 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
(1)
Carouser's Capotain
Level 76 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 58
(1)
Unknown Item 30403
Level 4
(1)
Unknown Item 30103
Level 42
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 76
(1)
Unknown Item 30403
Level 15
(1)
Flipped Trilby
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Unknown Item 30187
Level 4
(1)
Unknown Item 30403
Level 98
(1)
Carouser's Capotain
Level 89 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Unknown Item 30315
Level 25
(1)
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 33 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Googly Gazer
Level 64 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 27 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Unknown Item 30403
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30127
Level 28
(1)
Unknown Item 30123
Level 65
(1)
Unknown Item 30123
Level 48
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 34 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Flipped Trilby
Level 54 Hat
(1)
War Pig
Level 97
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.
(1)
Unknown Item 30142
Level 3
(1)
Tuxxy
Level 75 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
(1)
Security Shades
Level 91 Hat
(1)
Hat of Cards
Level 21
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
(1)
Cool Breeze
Level 78 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
(1)
Grimm Hatte
Level 44 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
(1)
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 62 Uniform
(1)
Kringle Collection
Level 63 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
(1)
Purity Fist
Level 10
(1)
Unknown Item 30177
Level 56
(1)
Unknown Item 30164
Level 85
(1)
Unknown Item 1094
Level 75
(1)
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
(1)
El Jefe
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30140
Level 98
(1)
Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 87 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 91 Hat
(1)
Exquisite Rack
Level 87
(1)
Kringle Collection
Level 99 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
(1)
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 50 Uniform
(1)
Unknown Item 30623
Level 58
(1)
(1)
Villain's Veil
Level 24 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
(1)
Liquor Locker
Level 35 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
(1)
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
(1)
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 19 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
(1)
Unknown Item 30401
Level 21
(1)
Unknown Item 30312
Level 60
(1)
Unknown Item 30306
Level 18
(1)
Unknown Item 30333
Level 29
(1)
Front Runner
Level 46
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
(1)
Noh Mercy
Level 54 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
(1)
Salty Dog
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
(1)
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 51 Hat
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30423
Level 25
(1)
Unknown Item 30379 #48146
Level 15
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30177 #56295
Level 37
(1)
Unknown Item 30311
Level 66
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30312
Level 45
(1)
Exquisite Rack
Level 71
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30602
Level 77
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30375 #48666
Level 51
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Deadliest Duckling #71793
Level 52 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
(1)
Unknown Item 31169
Level 40
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31151
Level 62
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31053
Level 27
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31114
Level 92
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31029
Level 10
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31180
Level 9
(1)
(1)
Kringle Collection
Level 17 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
(1)
Unknown Item 30685
Level 79
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31063
Level 99
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30862
Level 7
(1)
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 30
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 27
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
(1)
Lucky Shot
Level 90
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
Exorcizor
Level 5 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
Unknown Item 30334
Level 35
(1)
Level 64
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 1095
Level 31
(1)
Unknown Item 30319
Level 62
(1)
Unknown Item 30305
Level 24
(1)
Unknown Item 30128
Level 30
(1)
Archimedes
Level 77
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
(1)
Unknown Item 30179
Level 10
(1)
Merc's Muffler
Level 5 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
(1)
Unknown Item 30171
Level 5
(1)
Unknown Item 30083
Level 4
(1)
Unknown Item 30311
Level 60
(1)
Brown Bomber
Level 99
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
(1)
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 33 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
(1)
Camera Beard
Level 43 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
(1)
Unknown Item 30304
Level 39
(1)
Unknown Item 30171
Level 72
(1)
Exquisite Rack
Level 86
(1)
Unknown Item 30304
Level 92
(1)
Unknown Item 30310
Level 17
(1)
Officer's Ushanka
Level 37
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
(1)
Unknown Item 30119
Level 33
(1)
Unknown Item 30388
Level 75
(1)
Tyrant's Helm
Level 85 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
(1)
Unknown Item 1095
Level 62
(1)
El Jefe
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30420
Level 60
(1)
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 50 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
(1)
Unknown Item 30388
Level 3
(1)
Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(2)
Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss
()
Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(1065353216)
(20)
Unknown Item 1178
Level 92
()
(1)
()
(1)
(0.8)
()
(0.25)
(1)
(1)
(1)
(20)
Unknown Item 1124 #43871
Level 64
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30182
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30971
Level 33
(1)
(1)
Level 5
#Attrib_RevolverUseHitLocations
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(1)
Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
()
(1)
()
(0.608)
(1)
Level 5
#Attrib_RevolverUseHitLocations
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(1)
Unknown Item 31056
Level 46
(1)
(1)
Desert Marauder #73912
Level 92 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31151
Level 37
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30168
Level 86
(1)
Unknown Item 30117
Level 68
(1)
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 62
(1)
Pugilist's Protector
Level 40 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30422
Level 39
(1)
Unknown Item 30132
Level 48
(1)
Unknown Item 30170
Level 86
(1)
Unknown Item 30067
Level 1
(1)
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30868
Level 72
(1)
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Birdcage #84071
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Handyman's Handle
Level 8 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 1181
Level 77
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
(1)
Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire
()
Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
(0)
(8.5)
(50)
(2450)
(2.8)
(0.6)
(0.1)
(20)
()
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate
()
(1065353216)
(1065353216)
Unknown Item 30177
Level 4
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30558
Level 88
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 36
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30576
Level 92
(1)
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30397 #42078
Level 47
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Team Captain #89366
Level 57 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cold Killer
Level 7
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
(1)
Unknown Item 30310
Level 91
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30330
Level 99
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30347 #42399
Level 6
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30331
Level 62
(1)
Last Breath
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30362 #46911
Level 67
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30342 #41078
Level 24
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30753
Level 32
(1)
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30821
Level 47
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31097
Level 68
(1)
(1)
Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Rescue Ranger
Level 100 Shotgun
#Attrib_Building_Telporting_PickUp
#Attrib_ArrowHealsBuildings
override projectile type (1099956224)
#Attrib_MarkedForDeathOnBuildingPickup
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
()
(1)
()
(0.608)
(4)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30602
Level 90
(1)
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30602
Level 17
(1)
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Sultan's Ceremonial #88541
Level 5 Hat
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 75 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30833
Level 63
(1)
(1)
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 85 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
(1)
Unknown Item 30060 #49074
Level 88
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Void Monk Hair
Level 21
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
(1)
Unknown Item 30395 #50655
Level 75
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Big Chief
Level 72 Hat
(1)
Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 100 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
(1)
Level 10
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30859
Level 95
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31051
Level 92
(1)
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Business Casual #75958
Level 8 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30304
Level 45
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
(1)
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30319
Level 16
(1)
Unknown Item 30134
Level 54
(1)
Unknown Item 30190 #57506
Level 6
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Medi-Mask
Level 86 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
(1)
Unknown Item 30905
Level 82
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31051
Level 69
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30558
Level 20
(1)
Unknown Item 31025
Level 25
(1)
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Stealth Steeler
Level 59
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Unknown Item 31167
Level 90
(1)
(1)
Lone Star #73617
Level 67
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30858
Level 35
(1)
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Level 1
(1)
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
(1)
(1)
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level 1
()
(1)
(30)
()
(1065353216)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
()
(1)
()
(0.455)
(72)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level 19
#Attrib_Sapper_Degenerates_Buildings
#Attrib_Sapper_Damage_Penalty
()
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Quality 15 Unknown Item 16391
Level 99
(0.2)
()
(1)
(1)
(1)
(0)
(2)
(391)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Summary
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 702 |
| Hats | 491 |
| Misc | 214 |
| Metal | 362 items worth 2888 scrap |
| Unknown | 846 |
| Total | 2615 |
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