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Out of Hats
#117
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The following items were overlapping other items or in invalid backpack positions:
Scout
(170 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(170 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(199 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(199 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(184 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(184 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(190 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(190 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(179 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(179 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(164 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(164 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(166 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(166 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(156 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(156 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(154 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(154 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Unknown Item 5888
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5887)
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 30 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
(1)
Level
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level
Level
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Level
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level
Level
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
(1)
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5826
Level 5
(1)
(1)
(3)
(1)
(1)
(1)
(1510236000)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 5886
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 60 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
(1)
Conquistador
Level 69
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 42
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 77 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 77
(1)
Unknown Item 30308
Level 84
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 40 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 62
(1)
Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 64 Hat
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of
Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must
kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep
boop kill all humans!
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina #389
Level 46 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Metal Slug
Level 66 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 75
(1)
Merc Medal #53444
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
(1)
Merc Medal #55561
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolted Bushman
Level 67
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Bolgan
Level 85
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1097 #29871
Level 24
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scarecrow
Level 64 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30183
Level 33
(1)
Bolgan
Level 70
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 34 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
(1)
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #48426
Level 47
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30080
Level 45
(1)
Roasted Goldfish
Level 1
The Pyromania Update just got so hot, it burned up all of your
mysterious treasures.
This item no longer has any use and is purely decorative.
Stocking Stuffer #58522
Level 10 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tungsten Toque
Level 84 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 96
(1)
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 89 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
Conquistador
Level 53
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Ol' Geezer
Level 41 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
Void Monk Hair
Level 1
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 51 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 31
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 50 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30416
Level 59
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 42
(1)
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 63 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 89
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Stocking Stuffer
Level 34 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Unknown Item 30483
Level 1
(1)
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience #48801
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Base Metal Billycock
Level 14 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
(1)
Unknown Item 30519
Level 68
(1)
The Superfan
Level 10
(1)
Unknown Item 30336 #25169
Level 68
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Conquistador
Level 55
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Janissary Ketche #64449
Level 35 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30336
Level 78
(1)
Doe-Boy #42833
Level 59
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Captain's Cocktails #52315
Level 1
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 78 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Sober Stuntman
Level 39 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 92
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Frontier Flyboy
Level 53
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30721
Level 36
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 87
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 4
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 31
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 21
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 5
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Griffin's Gog
Level 2
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Bot Dogger
Level 99 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Stocking Stuffer #59100
Level 47 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30091
Level 66
(1)
Unknown Item 30417 #28860
Level 98
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30493
Level 15
(1)
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Wrap Battler
Level 87
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 22 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Vigilant Pin #45095
Level 69 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Electric Escorter
Level 88 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
(1)
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 58 Hat
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained
urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through
a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
(1)
Holy Hunter
Level 80
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #48990
Level 71
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30417
Level 38
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 83 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30586
Level 98
(1)
(1)
Virus Doctor
Level 42 Hat
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler,
or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you
look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver
and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
(1)
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 2 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
Unknown Item 30183
Level 30
(1)
Unknown Item 30564
Level 15
(1)
Unknown Item 30136
Level 2
(1)
Buckaroos Hat
Level 3 Hat
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 24 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Can Opener
Level 73
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Geisha Boy
Level 56 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30371 #26354
Level 74
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 2 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
(1)
Unknown Item 30354 #25116
Level 95
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30354 #22091
Level 2
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Company Man #62689
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30371
Level 25
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 23 Hat
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 40 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30135
Level 88
(1)
Unknown Item 30914
Level 38
(1)
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 57
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Bolted Birdcage
Level 8 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 74 Hat
(1)
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #53434
Level 90
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Jingle Belt
Level 62 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Bolted Birdcage
Level 75 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
(1)
Unknown Item 30914
Level 34
(1)
(1)
Emerald Jarate
Level 86
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Futankhamun
Level 43
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
(1)
(1)
Scrap Pack #56800
Level 27 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
The Superfan
Level 10
(1)
Whoopee Cap
Level 86 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30596
Level 68
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30333
Level 23
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 73
(1)
Unknown Item 30354 #26680
Level 51
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30903
Level 48
(1)
(1)
Sydney Straw Boat #27050
Level 82
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
The Superfan
Level 10
(1)
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
(1)
Unknown Item 30112 #37877
Level 30
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1040 #41549
Level 56
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30593
Level 79
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30058 #19836
Level 80
(1)
Unknown Item 1072
Level 10
(1)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30564
Level 24
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 30 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 70 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 44 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
Hitt Mann Badge #46590
Level 20 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Buzz Killer
Level 71
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope #58197
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30090
Level 97
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Professor's Pineapple #40968
Level 45 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 35 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
(1)
Flight of the Monarch
Level 29 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flunkyware
Level 60 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
(1)
Bolgan Family Crest
Level 19 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 79 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
(1)
Unknown Item 30198
Level 50
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer #56245
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30490
Level 31
(1)
Pickled Paws
Level 86
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Can Opener
Level 80
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30098 #34430
Level 26
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Last Straw #44788
Level 88
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flipped Trilby
Level 47 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30094
Level 73
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 56
(1)
Pyro's Beanie
Level 84 Hat
(1)
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
Sober Stuntman
Level 44 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Counterfeit Billycock #61784
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tam O' Shanter
Level 62 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30136
Level 89
(1)
Unknown Item 30399
Level 53
(1)
Unknown Item 30751
Level 54
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30809
Level 28
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 1040 #41595
Level 74
(1)
Unknown Item 30403
Level 26
(1)
Bolgan
Level 49
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30827
Level 91
(1)
(1)
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 55 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
Attendant
Level 51 Hat
(1)
Flipped Trilby
Level 63 Hat
(1)
Wrap Battler
Level 37
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 68
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30904
Level 59
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30836
Level 83
(1)
(1)
Russian Rocketeer #49193
Level 52
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 22 Hat
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 94 Hat
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 28 Hat
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30099
Level 98
(1)
Prize Plushy #40604
Level 3 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Defiant Spartan
Level 93
(1)
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
(1)
Unknown Item 30333
Level 29
(1)
Conquistador
Level 36
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Mask of the Shaman #63319
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 26 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 52
(1)
Unknown Item 30836
Level 6
(1)
(1)
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #44880
Level 33
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Buckaroos Hat
Level 14 Hat
(1)
#395892
Level 78
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration
Unknown Item 30103 #38245
Level 51
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30182 #36672
Level 42
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30113
Level 37
(1)
Unknown Item 30098 #19753
Level 71
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 85 Hat
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 6
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Unknown Item 30094
Level 43
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 64
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 49
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Janissary Ketche
Level 34 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 61 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
(1)
Unknown Item 30564
Level 18
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 43 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Unknown Item 30795
Level 38
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30141
Level 57
(1)
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
(1)
Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 89 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 35 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Defiant Spartan
Level 94
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 21
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 37
(1)
Helmet Without a Home #37842
Level 65
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Infernal Impaler #61720
Level 13 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30318
Level 20
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30173 #30810
Level 35
(1)
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
(1)
(1)
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 72 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
(1)
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 93 Hat
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained
urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through
a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
(1)
Unknown Item 30139
Level 29
(1)
Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 100
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Holy Hunter
Level 76
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Smissmas Wreath #821
Level 49 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 93
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 64 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug.
Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something
in your mouth that is on fire.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 61 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
(1)
Unknown Item 30418
Level 49
(1)
Unknown Item 30756
Level 90
(1)
(1)
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 31 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 96 Hat
(1)
Bot Dogger
Level 13 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Western Wear
Level 73 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 56 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
(1)
Unknown Item 30676
Level 99
(1)
(1)
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
(1)
Unknown Item 30117 #35641
Level 91
(1)
Unknown Item 30916
Level 68
(1)
(1)
Letch's LED
Level 90 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1
(1)
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 6 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
(1)
Pugilist's Protector
Level 14 Hat
(1)
Defiant Spartan
Level 26
(1)
Unknown Item 30081 #37678
Level 6
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30080 #37598
Level 93
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30708
Level 10
(1)
(1)
Koala Compact
Level 10 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 35
(1)
Unknown Item 30087
Level 81
(1)
Unknown Item 30676
Level 72
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30676
Level 3
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30676
Level 63
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30084 #27882
Level 42
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30141
Level 58
(1)
Unknown Item 1072
Level 10
(1)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30136
Level 78
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 5 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Unknown Item 30719
Level 12
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30416 #29271
Level 58
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1093
Level 49
(1)
Sultan's Ceremonial #4223
Level 40 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Defiant Spartan
Level 3
(1)
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 48 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
(1)
Ze Goggles
Level 19 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
Unknown Item 30087 #38063
Level 9
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30069
Level 18
(1)
Unknown Item 30136 #31591
Level 30
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 98 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 7 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 26 Hat
(1)
Western Wear
Level 17 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 66
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote #7167
Level 10 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 46
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 57 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
(1)
Janissary Ketche
Level 18 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30427
Level 77
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
K-9 Mane #50305
Level 24
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30180 #36649
Level 4
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30746
Level 81
(1)
(1)
L'Inspecteur #63359
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Defiant Spartan
Level 52
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pocket Purrer #51224
Level 25 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Googly Gazer
Level 72 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
Unknown Item 30682
Level 85
(1)
(1)
Steel Shako
Level 4 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
(1)
Unknown Item 30629
Level 9
(1)
(1)
Heroic Companion Badge #39284
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1091 #28389
Level 32
(1)
Defiant Spartan
Level 36
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 86
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Western Wear
Level 66 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Griffin's Gog
Level 69
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Futankhamun
Level 30
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Futankhamun
Level 57
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Sober Stuntman
Level 73 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 63 Hat
(1)
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 99 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
(1)
Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
(1)
Unknown Item 30354
Level 28
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 41
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Bootie Time #60890
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Burning Bongos
Level 74 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Unknown Item 30409
Level 14
(1)
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 67 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30676
Level 38
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30889
Level 9
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30795
Level 24
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30795
Level 25
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30795
Level 99
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30094 #37955
Level 23
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30329
Level 47
(1)
Unknown Item 30836
Level 9
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30836
Level 85
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30795
Level 18
(1)
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 65
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 74
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
(1)
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 53 Hat
(1)
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 47 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Letch's LED
Level 68 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
(1)
Unknown Item 30654
Level 65
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30652
Level 87
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30636
Level 68
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30889
Level 67
(1)
(1)
Megapixel Beard
Level 17 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to
have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
(1)
Stout Shako
Level 68 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
(1)
Unknown Item 30426
Level 37
(1)
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 59 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
(1)
Lumbricus Lid
Level 80 Hat
(1)
(1)
Buzz Killer
Level 84
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Buzz Killer
Level 51
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel #56224
Level 73 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 36 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
(1)
Unknown Item 30898
Level 47
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30833
Level 56
(1)
(1)
Little Buddy #55938
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30793
Level 46
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30916
Level 67
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30315
Level 94
(1)
Unknown Item 30494
Level 49
(1)
Unknown Item 30495
Level 14
(1)
Unknown Item 30916
Level 93
(1)
(1)
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 43 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30125
Level 62
(1)
Western Wear #66463
Level 28 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30751
Level 15
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30371 #22562
Level 91
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 73 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30180 #36548
Level 79
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
L'Inspecteur #63703
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30788
Level 98
(1)
(1)
Hero's Hachimaki #63560
Level 31 Hat
(1)
Burning Bongos
Level 45 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Unknown Item 30916
Level 43
(1)
(1)
Battery Canteens
Level 4
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid.
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration
Unknown Item 30327
Level 32
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Buckaroos Hat
Level 35 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30322
Level 56
(1)
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Unknown Item 30406
Level 73
(1)
Unknown Item 30567
Level 78
(1)
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30098
Level 94
(1)
Unknown Item 30117
Level 23
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 99 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 31 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
(1)
Unknown Item 30409
Level 63
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 55 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30409
Level 86
(1)
Flipped Trilby
Level 81 Hat
(1)
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
(1)
Flipped Trilby
Level 15 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30333
Level 57
(1)
Grimm Hatte
Level 63 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
(1)
Unknown Item 30187
Level 19
(1)
Unknown Item 30135
Level 56
(1)
Private Eye
Level 56 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 18 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 62 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Unknown Item 1097
Level 59
(1)
Professional's Panama
Level 94 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 43
(1)
Unknown Item 30173
Level 49
(1)
Unknown Item 30136
Level 25
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 90
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30567
Level 25
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 16 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30112
Level 1
(1)
Defiant Spartan
Level 66
(1)
Unknown Item 30329
Level 90
(1)
Milkman
Level 84 Hat
(1)
()
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 51 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30121 #38009
Level 1
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30336 #26813
Level 74
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Foppish Physician #46112
Level 49 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vox Diabolus #43918
Level 82
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30112
Level 90
(1)
Stocking Stuffer
Level 14 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 44
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Unknown Item 30651
Level 20
(1)
(1)
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30087
Level 65
(1)
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 1 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
Unknown Item 1097 #31741
Level 51
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30371 #22505
Level 9
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pickled Paws
Level 71
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Ze Goggles
Level 30 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Buckaroos Hat
Level 8 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30596
Level 73
(1)
(1)
Tam O' Shanter #65578
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 66 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
Flunkyware
Level 44 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30098
Level 89
(1)
Unknown Item 30379 #21555
Level 83
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30060 #32484
Level 1
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30874
Level 41
(1)
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 9
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heavy's Hockey Hair #39858
Level 52 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hanger-On Hood
Level 82
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your
complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the
stomach for dressing up like a moth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30626
Level 8
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30139 #38164
Level 73
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30916
Level 22
(1)
(1)
Bonk Boy #77245
Level 5 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30719
Level 18
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30907
Level 33
(1)
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 92 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Vox Diabolus #44190
Level 54
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 77 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30429
Level 63
(1)
Crone's Dome
Level 62
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
(1)
Unknown Item 30682
Level 7
(1)
(1)
Combat Medic's Crusher Cap #37449
Level 89
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30827
Level 78
(1)
(1)
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 79 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
(1)
Unknown Item 30708
Level 46
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30133
Level 52
(1)
Pickled Paws
Level 15
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Scottish Snarl
Level 47
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30112
Level 39
(1)
Unknown Item 30358 #24841
Level 42
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30073
Level 19
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Einstein
Level 48
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 54
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30857
Level 68
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30698
Level 95
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30698
Level 70
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30121 #7710
Level 81
(1)
Unknown Item 30361 #27645
Level 40
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Unknown Item 30421
Level 62
(1)
Unknown Item 30902
Level 65
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30430
Level 60
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 34 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30062 #25956
Level 5
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vigilant Pin #49699
Level 20 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Megapixel Beard
Level 68 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to
have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
(1)
Soviet Gentleman
Level 76 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
(1)
Unknown Item 30810
Level 65
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30769
Level 40
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30769
Level 33
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30769
Level 91
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30769
Level 2
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30769
Level 61
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30372 #24792
Level 52
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30372 #27408
Level 9
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30625
Level 43
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30625
Level 87
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30625
Level 72
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30625
Level 32
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30625
Level 2
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30684
Level 33
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30684
Level 55
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30663
Level 29
(1)
(1)
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 41 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30663
Level 5
(1)
(1)
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 45 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
(1)
(1)
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 19 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30684
Level 97
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30684
Level 49
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30684
Level 3
(1)
(1)
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 16 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30428
Level 64
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 65 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
Unknown Item 30426
Level 5
(1)
Unknown Item 30769
Level 32
(1)
(1)
Mutton Mann #38080
Level 31 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
(1)
Unknown Item 30769
Level 50
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30180 #36891
Level 70
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Aqua Flops #45092
Level 57 Flip-Flops
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a
little taste of the tropics?
(1)
Killer's Kabuto
Level 58 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 81 Hat
(1)
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 96 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
(1)
Unknown Item 30813
Level 97
(1)
(1)
Einstein
Level 99
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Lumbricus Lid
Level 34 Hat
(1)
(1)
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 64 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 45
(1)
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
(1)
Bootie Time #57790
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30896
Level 24
(1)
(1)
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 4 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
(1)
Unknown Item 30882
Level 69
(1)
(1)
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 22 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
(1)
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 64 Hat
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained
urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through
a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
(1)
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 74 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Unknown Item 30680
Level 62
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30904
Level 19
(1)
(1)
Exorcizor
Level 17 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
Futankhamun
Level 76
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 48
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Unknown Item 30858
Level 91
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30590
Level 22
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30605
Level 81
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30898
Level 63
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30580
Level 60
(1)
(1)
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 16 Hat
(1)
Lucky Shot
Level 19
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30658
Level 21
(1)
(1)
Crocleather Slouch
Level 82
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
Unknown Item 30075
Level 67
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30737
Level 12
(1)
Unknown Item 30175
Level 68
(1)
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 8
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30112
Level 39
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30354 #16158
Level 20
(1)
Unknown Item 30060 #32398
Level 3
(1)
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #54417
Level 22
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Swagman's Swatter #58823
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
Pugilist's Protector
Level 24 Hat
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 11 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
Barnstormer #45055
Level 65
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sultan's Ceremonial #72603
Level 1 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30135 #37265
Level 17
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 76 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
(1)
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 99 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
(1)
Ze Goggles
Level 88 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
Unknown Item 30652
Level 73
(1)
(1)
Big Country
Level 23
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30880
Level 61
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 1039 #39173
Level 49
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30426
Level 59
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30532
Level 22
(1)
Familiar Fez
Level 59 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 95 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
(1)
Unknown Item 30187 #37261
Level 58
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30406 #21369
Level 61
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30793
Level 77
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30795
Level 47
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30793
Level 15
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30809
Level 12
(1)
(1)
Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
(1)
Attendant
Level 29 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30374 #16291
Level 17
(1)
Milkman
Level 12 Hat
(1)
()
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 82 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bombing Run
Level 31 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Megapixel Beard
Level 94 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to
have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
(1)
Unknown Item 30329
Level 5
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fortune Hunter #44558
Level 5 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30484 #21832
Level 47
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dragonborn Helmet #63975
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prize Plushy #44145
Level 59 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crone's Dome
Level 76
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
(1)
Nose Candy #47351
Level 44 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Blind Justice #44196
Level 18 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1039 #8897
Level 41
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Menpo
Level 17 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
(1)
Unknown Item 30421
Level 31
(1)
Unknown Item 30872
Level 53
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30737
Level 5
(1)
Flunkyware
Level 77 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
(1)
Tomb Wrapper #44829
Level 95 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Jingle Belt
Level 26 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #64655
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
(1)
Unknown Item 30890
Level 12
(1)
(1)
Idea Tube
Level 43 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30080 #27252
Level 7
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30431
Level 35
(1)
Unknown Item 30430
Level 42
(1)
Unknown Item 30090
Level 27
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Bootie Time #52958
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Clan Pride #62414
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30428
Level 61
(1)
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 64 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
(1)
Pencil Pusher #60650
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 70 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
Flair! #61762
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30590
Level 91
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30098
Level 52
(1)
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 30 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug.
Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something
in your mouth that is on fire.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Sultan's Ceremonial #74169
Level 29 Hat
(1)
King of Scotland Cape #50304
Level 49 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
(1)
Hunger Force #47312
Level 6 Shirt
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little
you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have
absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cremator's Conscience #62969
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
(1)
El Jefe #63362
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30393 #28994
Level 83
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30583
Level 7
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30426
Level 45
(1)
Unknown Item 30078
Level 19
(1)
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 48 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 1094
Level 84
(1)
Flipped Trilby
Level 43 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30167 #36523
Level 96
(1)
Last Straw #46364
Level 84
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mecha-Medes
Level 41
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when
Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met
his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried
Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 45 Hat
(1)
Large Luchadore
Level 17 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 1 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
(1)
Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
(1)
Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
(1)
Dragonborn Helmet #56916
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30391
Level 96
(1)
Unknown Item 30911
Level 10
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30777
Level 29
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30351
Level 33
(1)
Unknown Item 30567 #24410
Level 66
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flipped Trilby
Level 43 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Nine-Pipe Problem #58229
Level 60 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Planeswalker Helm #66889
Level 65 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Galvanized Gibus
Level 41 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
(1)
Area 451 #29738
Level 75
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
(1)
Unknown Item 30419 #29565
Level 4
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30892
Level 62
(1)
(1)
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 92 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30101
Level 46
(1)
Hermes #63005
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30399
Level 34
(1)
El Jefe #35183
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30139
Level 13
(1)
Flunkyware
Level 95 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
(1)
Steel Songbird #36008
Level 40
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30118
Level 26
(1)
Unknown Item 30084 #34656
Level 20
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30350 #19581
Level 15
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lumbricus Lid
Level 91 Hat
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30398
Level 25
(1)
Unknown Item 30334
Level 84
(1)
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 59 Uniform
(1)
Hard Counter
Level 2 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
Awesomenauts Badge #51227
Level 79 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
(1)
Unknown Item 30676
Level 61
(1)
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30404 #24998
Level 69
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hero's Hachimaki #47103
Level 20 Hat
(1)
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
(1)
Unknown Item 1040
Level 87
(1)
Unknown Item 30329
Level 9
(1)
Unknown Item 30058 #39960
Level 56
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30863
Level 40
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30084
Level 7
(1)
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
Cross-Comm Express #45535
Level 33
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30681
Level 12
(1)
(1)
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 32 Hat
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 17 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30698
Level 80
(1)
(1)
Galvanized Gibus
Level 87 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
(1)
Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
(1)
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 77 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
(1)
Planeswalker Goggles #66231
Level 89 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder #44689
Level 17
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30099
Level 70
(1)
Sultan's Ceremonial #65477
Level 18 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Siberian Sophisticate #32685
Level 50 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 94 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
(1)
Unknown Item 30323
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30792
Level 46
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30063 #37645
Level 26
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30717
Level 58
(1)
(1)
Hero's Hachimaki #55642
Level 34 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30546
Level 3
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 1
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tam O' Shanter #64975
Level 20 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30429
Level 55
(1)
Blind Justice #33951
Level 97 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lucky Shot
Level 25
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Battery Canteens
Level 52
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid.
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration
Unknown Item 30063 #37679
Level 53
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30340 #23634
Level 92
(1)
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #53613
Level 33
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
(1)
Unknown Item 30484 #26603
Level 3
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Firewall Helmet
Level 42 Hat
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better
hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why?
The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool
and refreshed, probably.
(1)
Unknown Item 30349
Level 52
(1)
Unknown Item 30323
Level 32
(1)
Unknown Item 30553
Level 30
(1)
Unknown Item 30428
Level 52
(1)
Unknown Item 30543
Level 26
(1)
Unknown Item 30429
Level 47
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30430
Level 86
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30431
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30361
Level 96
(1)
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 34 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
(1)
Unknown Item 30746
Level 39
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30421
Level 87
(1)
Siberian Sophisticate #46840
Level 29 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
(1)
Exorcizor
Level 96 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Western Wear #58764
Level 28 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30333
Level 91
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Professional's Panama
Level 67 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 62 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30323
Level 4
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 21 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
(1)
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 78 Uniform
(1)
Unknown Item 30392
Level 60
(1)
Professional's Panama
Level 93 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
(1)
Unknown Item 30629
Level 7
(1)
(1)
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 37 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
Unknown Item 30827
Level 12
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30827
Level 12
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30899
Level 91
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30890
Level 1
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30636
Level 47
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30872
Level 63
(1)
(1)
Dragonborn Helmet #63402
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30354 #27592
Level 99
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
Unknown Item 30742
Level 75
(1)
(1)
Hotrod
Level 37 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30719
Level 13
(1)
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1
(1)
Combat Medic's Crusher Cap #14754
Level 45
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Megapixel Beard
Level 57 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to
have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
(1)
Head Warmer #44076
Level 59
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
(1)
Fortune Hunter #42408
Level 32 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30061 #29535
Level 38
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30071
Level 54
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30569
Level 48
(1)
Unknown Item 30124
Level 35
(1)
Backwards Ballcap
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
(1)
Unknown Item 30475
Level 24
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30116
Level 28
(1)
Bolted Bombardier
Level 81 Facial Hair
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his
beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and
they want to talk to you.
(1)
Chief Constable #49386
Level 90
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30553
Level 7
(1065353216)
(1)
Unknown Item 30361 #27513
Level 69
(1)
Unknown Item 30129 #35718
Level 28
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap #40044
Level 61
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Battery Canteens
Level 1
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid.
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration
Unknown Item 30475
Level 7
(1)
(1)
Hound Dog
Level 45 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
(1)
Unknown Item 30182 #36739
Level 55
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30899
Level 51
(1)
(1)
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 2
(1)
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 38 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
Unknown Item 30538
Level 37
(1)
Idiot Box
Level 28
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Shoestring Budget
Level 94
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Steel Pipes
Level 40
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Sir Hootsalot
Level 79
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
(1)
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 94 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 83
(1)
Unknown Item 30629
Level 33
(1)
(1)
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 99 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Unknown Item 30751
Level 66
(1)
(1)
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 100 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
(1)
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 98 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
(1)
Unknown Item 30183
Level 72
(1)
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Idea Tube
Level 4 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30398
Level 52
(1)
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 89
(1)
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 58 Hat
(1)
Crocleather Slouch
Level 96
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 1 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
(1)
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 45
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
Unknown Item 30425
Level 38
(1)
Crocleather Slouch
Level 62
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
Détective Noir
Level 3 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30583
Level 56
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30853
Level 2
(1)
(1)
Buzz Killer
Level 41
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30309
Level 35
(1)
Unknown Item 30187
Level 75
(1)
Unknown Item 30427
Level 64
(1)
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 99 Hat
(1)
Flipped Trilby
Level 72 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 52
(1)
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 42 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30182
Level 64
(1)
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 69 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
Unknown Item 30414
Level 20
(1)
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 71 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 97 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 52
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 71
(1)
Hound Dog
Level 4 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
(1)
Unknown Item 30084
Level 73
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 97
(1)
Unknown Item 30329
Level 39
(1)
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 20 Hat
(1)
Made Man
Level 44 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
(1)
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 87 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
(1)
Unknown Item 30332
Level 38
(1)
One-Man Army #51283
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Blazing Bull
Level 79
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Football Helmet
Level 36 Hat
(1)
(1)
Bearded Bombardier
Level 40 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 97
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Unknown Item 30470 #25276
Level 6
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30682
Level 45
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30061 #37484
Level 71
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30777
Level 60
(1)
(1)
Exorcizor
Level 87 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
Bonk Boy
Level 48 Hat
(1)
Last Straw #40442
Level 23
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
Unknown Item 30929
Level 74
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30115 #814
Level 8
(1)
Unknown Item 30067
Level 6
(1)
Unknown Item 30538
Level 67
(1)
Unknown Item 30853
Level 49
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30420 #29583
Level 43
(1)
Unknown Item 30471 #22316
Level 82
(1)
Archimedes #50463
Level 36
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
(1)
Unknown Item 30769
Level 88
(10)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30911
Level 34
(1)
(1)
Idiot Box
Level 76
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Steel Pipes
Level 84
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30853
Level 18
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30175
Level 13
(1)
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 37 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Unknown Item 30789
Level 5
(1)
(1)
Fruit Shoot
Level 81
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Hotrod
Level 35 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Anger #54668
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30742
Level 99
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30742
Level 36
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30756
Level 79
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30756
Level 58
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30742
Level 80
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30824
Level 9
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30364 #27395
Level 26
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Old Guadalajara
Level 46 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
(1)
Unknown Item 30392 #28974
Level 29
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30529
Level 95
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles #58650
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Private Eye
Level 45 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30602
Level 74
(1)
(1)
Ninja Cowl
Level 1
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
(1)
Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30546
Level 71
(1065353216)
(1)
Grimm Hatte
Level 66 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30717
Level 25
(1)
(1)
Bubble Pipe
Level 48
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Der Wintermantel
Level 18 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
(1)
Unknown Item 30901
Level 71
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30555
Level 19
(1)
Unknown Item 30890
Level 72
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30749
Level 70
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30538
Level 21
(1)
Virus Doctor
Level 83 Hat
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler,
or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you
look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver
and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
(1)
Unknown Item 30872
Level 65
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30125
Level 11
(1)
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 81 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
(1)
Unknown Item 30339 #18407
Level 35
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30122
Level 95
(1)
Unknown Item 30167
Level 33
(1)
Unknown Item 30398
Level 74
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 64
(1)
Bonk Helm
Level 24 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
(1)
Unknown Item 30538
Level 95
(1)
Unknown Item 30405
Level 17
(1)
Hero's Tail #59945
Level 55 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
(1)
Unknown Item 30590
Level 8
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30553
Level 62
(1)
One-Man Army
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
(1)
Battery Canteens
Level 49
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid.
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration
Balloonicorn #50950
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 12 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30789
Level 33
(1)
(1)
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 20 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
Crone's Dome
Level 5
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
(1)
Grizzled Growth #47033
Level 68 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30061 #35179
Level 77
(1)
Unknown Item 30130
Level 9
(1)
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 19 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
(1)
RoBro 3000
Level 35 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
(1)
Unknown Item 30863
Level 55
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30886
Level 27
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30067
Level 79
(1)
Unknown Item 30366 #27444
Level 52
(1)
Unknown Item 30607 #13171
Level 93
(1)
Unknown Item 30429
Level 60
(1)
War Head #52126
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
(1)
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 36 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
(1)
Fruit Shoot
Level 48
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Buccaneer's Bicorne #66053
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 12 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 34
(1)
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 3
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30366 #3252
Level 25
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30631
Level 50
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30168
Level 25
(1)
Unknown Item 30089 #38088
Level 96
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30307
Level 91
(1)
Unknown Item 30890
Level 97
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30424
Level 38
(1)
Unknown Item 1187
Level 50
(1)
Hair of the Dog
Level 77
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30410 #30511
Level 68
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bubble Pipe
Level 10
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 84 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
(1)
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 25 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote #51857
Level 41 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lucky Shot
Level 9
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel #56045
Level 16 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30360 #23224
Level 40
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30567 #23863
Level 39
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Helmet Without a Home #53564
Level 54
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 94
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 54 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30173
Level 94
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 74
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Unknown Item 30417 #30328
Level 7
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30320
Level 80
(1)
Sultan's Ceremonial #72311
Level 58 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30106
Level 37
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 6 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Unknown Item 30551
Level 17
(1)
Unknown Item 30631
Level 40
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30789
Level 66
(1)
(1)
Crone's Dome
Level 13
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
(1)
Unknown Item 30424 #29996
Level 1
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Anger
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30916
Level 51
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30635
Level 77
(1)
(1)
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 59 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30105 #38400
Level 84
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30658
Level 96
(1)
(1)
Archimedes #52621
Level 14
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Medi-Mask #52096
Level 55 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30379 #27234
Level 74
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30571 #24460
Level 33
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30424
Level 39
(1)
Sneaky Spats of Sneaking #56374
Level 97 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
(1)
Anger
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30061 #37517
Level 84
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30073
Level 52
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30420
Level 30
(1)
Practitioner's Processing Mask
Level 71
Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This
handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of
soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
(1)
Practitioner's Processing Mask
Level 26
Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This
handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of
soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
(1)
Practitioner's Processing Mask
Level 98
Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This
handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of
soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
(1)
Practitioner's Processing Mask
Level 59
Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This
handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of
soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
(1)
Exquisite Rack
Level 13
(1)
Unknown Item 30373
Level 37
(1)
Chief Constable #49450
Level 55
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30404 #30329
Level 41
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30554
Level 54
(1)
Unknown Item 30752
Level 13
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30752
Level 46
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30410 #30613
Level 35
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30552
Level 53
(1)
Merc's Muffler
Level 19 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
(1)
Exquisite Rack
Level 55
(1)
Familiar Fez
Level 88 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30662
Level 28
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30348
Level 87
(1)
Unknown Item 30079
Level 81
(1)
Unknown Item 30073
Level 47
(1)
Unknown Item 30082
Level 4
(1)
Unknown Item 30875
Level 74
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30550
Level 96
(1)
Unknown Item 30349 #26177
Level 58
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30428
Level 29
(1)
Unknown Item 30314
Level 99
(1)
Big Elfin Deal #61957
Level 36 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30375 #28852
Level 12
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30122 #34003
Level 82
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30342 #28055
Level 78
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1
(1)
Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 100
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30682
Level 51
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30651
Level 88
(1)
(1)
Ol' Geezer #53732
Level 21 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Head Warmer
Level 97
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
(1)
Crone's Dome
Level 30
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
(1)
Unknown Item 30786
Level 64
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30676
Level 56
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30471 #27164
Level 100
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30349 #26231
Level 51
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30124 #35972
Level 92
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30074
Level 3
(1)
Unknown Item 30542
Level 94
(1)
Reggaelator
Level 66 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
(1)
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
(1)
"Wankers club"
Level 73
"do not wank, it is a sin. A very bad sin"
()
()
(1)
Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 7 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30361 #23737
Level 56
(1)
Unknown Item 30607 #24665
Level 55
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doe-Boy #30016
Level 48
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30352 #21911
Level 3
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30374 #27307
Level 91
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30141
Level 31
(1)
Siberian Sophisticate #44287
Level 58 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30079 #38300
Level 26
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Combat Medic's Crusher Cap #37344
Level 65
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
(1)
Liquidator's Lid
Level 82 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
(1)
Unknown Item 30376 #1849
Level 41
(1)
Unknown Item 30427
Level 1
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1075
Level 60
(1)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30323
Level 44
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30127 #37430
Level 7
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30420 #25347
Level 47
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Conjurer's Cowl #65937
Level 26 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30574
Level 15
(1)
(1)
Kringle Collection #28930
Level 23 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
(1)
Unknown Item 30075
Level 39
(1)
Nose Candy #43982
Level 82 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 8 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
(1)
Grimm Hatte
Level 58 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
(1)
Fast Learner
Level 28 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
(1)
Archimedes
Level 74
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
(1)
Unknown Item 30095
Level 52
(1)
Soviet Gentleman
Level 41 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
(1)
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 65 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
(1)
Unknown Item 30073
Level 49
(1)
Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 84 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
(1)
Dead Cone
Level 5 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Bonk Boy
Level 37 Hat
(1)
Anger
Level 10 Hat
(1)
One-Man Army
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
(1)
Unknown Item 30176
Level 53
(1)
Unknown Item 30073
Level 7
(1)
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
(1)
Napper's Respite
Level 17 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
(1)
Lone Star #52451
Level 74
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
El Jefe #64777
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30856
Level 98
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30284
Level 53
(1)
()
Unknown Item 30576
Level 23
(1)
(1)
Exquisite Rack
Level 18
(1)
Unknown Item 30092 #38487
Level 96
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30335
Level 62
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Professional's Panama
Level 32 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Kringle Collection
Level 46 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
(1)
Tyrant's Helm
Level 39 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
(1)
Unknown Item 30339
Level 49
(1)
Unknown Item 30339 #27767
Level 74
(1)
Unknown Item 30349
Level 16
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 67
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30700
Level 24
(1)
(1)
Pyro's Beanie
Level 49 Hat
(1)
(1)
Killer's Kabuto
Level 9 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
(1)
Unknown Item 30636
Level 41
(1)
(1)
Menpo #50258
Level 88 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30902
Level 84
(1)
(1)
"Noel Baba'nın Hediyesi"
Level 21
()
(1)
Unknown Item 30661
Level 11
(1)
(1)
Outback Intellectual #57197
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Brigade Helm
Level 21 Hat
(1)
Photo Badge #63088
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 21 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
(1)
Tough Stuff Muffs #31973
Level 33
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
(1)
Soldered Sensei
Level 68 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
(1)
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 76 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
(1)
Balloonicorn #51384
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30134 #38674
Level 62
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30311
Level 87
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30311
Level 42
(1)
Unknown Item 30311
Level 86
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 90 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30405
Level 13
(1)
Soviet Gentleman #50913
Level 82 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Siberian Sophisticate #48217
Level 87 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30539
Level 9
(1)
Unknown Item 30813
Level 33
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30675
Level 60
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30827
Level 34
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30349 #26520
Level 31
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30350
Level 62
(1)
Unknown Item 30351 #18426
Level 41
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1
(1)
Der Wintermantel #46831
Level 62 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brigade Helm
Level 36 Hat
(1)
Timeless Topper
Level 24 Hat
Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that
decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper's built for
the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core
of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers.
(1)
Unknown Item 30904
Level 51
(1)
(1)
Anger #65152
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30750
Level 71
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30403
Level 51
(1)
Unknown Item 30330
Level 30
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30389
Level 87
(1)
Unknown Item 30375 #25513
Level 75
(1)
Unknown Item 30108
Level 66
(1)
Unknown Item 30335
Level 99
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Practitioner's Processing Mask
Level 80
Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This
handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of
soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
(1)
Mecha-Medes
Level 94
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when
Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met
his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried
Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
(1)
Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
(1)
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 58 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
(1)
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 14 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
(1)
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30066
Level 64
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Intangible Ascot
Level 5
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Under Cover
Level 24
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Brütal Bouffant #39682
Level 46 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30186
Level 91
(1)
Griffin's Gog
Level 12
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 71 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
(1)
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 4 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30075
Level 52
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1
(1)
#422739
Level 89
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration
#Attrib_MakersMark
Halogen Head Lamp
Level 16 Hat
This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor's head mirror by
replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be
seen from space. Peer inside your patients' disease-riddled ears,
noses and throats from a safe distance.
(1)
Unknown Item 30584
Level 10
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30343 #18603
Level 92
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30414
Level 2
(1)
Salty Dog
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
(1)
Unknown Item 30373
Level 37
(1)
Unknown Item 30309
Level 41
(1)
Unknown Item 30119
Level 7
(1)
Unknown Item 30412 #14043
Level 79
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1
(1)
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
(1)
Hotrod
Level 9 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tyrant's Helm
Level 25 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30100
Level 1
(1)
Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 20
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30132 #14850
Level 90
(1)
Unknown Item 30062 #13844
Level 42
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30078
Level 22
(1)
Unknown Item 30631
Level 20
(1)
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Frenchman's Beret
Level 64 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)
HDMI Patch
Level 22 Photograph
Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide
Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your
friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face.
(1)
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 12 Hat
(1)
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 99 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
Unknown Item 30549
Level 65
(1)
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 33
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
(1)
Unknown Item 30571 #24508
Level 66
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30472 #27150
Level 28
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 86
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Carl #28692
Level 39 Hair
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the
unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long
flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness
wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you
the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hunger Force #47490
Level 7 Shirt
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little
you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have
absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30353 #5001
Level 10
(1)
Business Casual
Level 49 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
(1)
Unknown Item 30358
Level 50
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Cut Throat Concierge
Level 86 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Bonk Boy
Level 58 Hat
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Frenchman's Beret
Level 63 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)
Unknown Item 30334
Level 30
(1)
One-Man Army
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
(1)
Unknown Item 30186
Level 31
(1)
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 84 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
(1)
Brown Bomber
Level 62
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30419
Level 78
(1)
Idea Tube
Level 21 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
Exorcizor
Level 41 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
Unknown Item 30397
Level 78
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 13
(1)
Hat of Cards
Level 6
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
(1)
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 37 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
(1)
Apparition's Aspect
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
(1)
Unknown Item 30309
Level 58
(1)
Scotch Bonnet
Level 50 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
(1)
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
(1)
Unknown Item 30607
Level 92
(1)
Unknown Item 30425
Level 92
(1)
Stocking Stuffer
Level 66 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 14 Hat
(1)
Fruit Shoot
Level 4
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30167
Level 97
(1)
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 87
(1)
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 22 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
Unknown Item 30180
Level 67
(1)
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
Attendant
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Bonk Helm
Level 43 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
(1)
Archimedes
Level 8
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 67 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 37 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
Defiant Spartan
Level 47
(1)
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 34 Hat
(1)
Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
(1)
Lucky Shot
Level 97
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
Unknown Item 30420
Level 80
(1)
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 55 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
(1)
Unknown Item 30431
Level 4
(1)
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 47 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
(1)
Lucky Shot
Level 75
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
Unknown Item 30167
Level 77
(1)
Conjurer's Cowl
Level 37 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
(1)
Brown Bomber
Level 23
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30607
Level 85
(1)
Killer's Kabuto
Level 80 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 91 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Unknown Item 30124
Level 44
(1)
Scotch Bonnet
Level 6 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
(1)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 86 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 37 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 75 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
(1)
Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
(1)
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 94 Hat
(1)
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 65 Hat
(1)
Flipped Trilby
Level 82 Hat
(1)
Professional's Panama
Level 90 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
(1)
Lucky Shot
Level 68
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
Unknown Item 30332
Level 80
(1)
Unknown Item 30095
Level 14
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 32 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 48 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
(1)
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 53 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
(1)
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 29 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
(1)
Dead Cone
Level 87 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Last Breath
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30391
Level 81
(1)
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 88 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Steel Pipes
Level 26
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Bearded Bombardier
Level 66 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30169 #37469
Level 4
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30077 #38813
Level 34
(1)
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 35 Hat
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come
by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats
out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt
cactuses.
(1)
Unknown Item 30347 #25617
Level 18
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30066
Level 29
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 9 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
(1)
Brigade Helm
Level 52 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30349
Level 91
(1)
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 99
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
(1)
Unknown Item 30539
Level 39
(1)
Unknown Item 30311
Level 60
(1)
Pilotka #61187
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30138
Level 66
(1)
Unknown Item 30122 #37956
Level 3
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Digit Divulger
Level 20 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
(1)
Backwards Ballcap
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30478
Level 86
(1)
(1)
Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30571 #15021
Level 79
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Emerald Jarate
Level 31
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Purity Fist
Level 10
(1)
Unknown Item 30391
Level 10
(1)
Unknown Item 30391 #30422
Level 70
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
Unknown Item 30974
Level 33
(1)
(1)
Hat of Cards #34232
Level 45
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
(1)
Unknown Item 30187
Level 54
(1)
Unknown Item 30170
Level 16
(1)
Unknown Item 30317
Level 83
(1)
"Jew Coat"
Level 53
()
(1)
Unknown Item 30397
Level 56
(1)
Unknown Item 30090
Level 41
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30335
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30130
Level 48
(1)
Unknown Item 30124 #38853
Level 49
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30821
Level 47
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30971
Level 32
(1)
(1)
Killer's Kabuto
Level 98 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
(1)
Frenchman's Beret
Level 59 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
Spooky Sleeves
Level 3 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lone Star #51792
Level 51
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30105 #37424
Level 3
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30339 #24444
Level 10
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
War Pig
Level 86
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.
(1)
Unknown Item 30555
Level 2
(1)
Unknown Item 30330
Level 93
(1)
Unknown Item 30317
Level 46
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 53 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30388
Level 83
(1)
Unknown Item 30304
Level 58
(1)
Nose Candy #33701
Level 5 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30339
Level 98
(1)
Merc's Muffler #28794
Level 29 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
(1)
Unknown Item 30126 #21612
Level 45
(1)
Unknown Item 30339 #7004
Level 21
(1)
Kringle Collection
Level 36 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
(1)
Unknown Item 30348
Level 84
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 96
(1)
Unknown Item 30167
Level 75
(1)
Unknown Item 30430
Level 23
(1)
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30390
Level 35
(1)
Backwards Ballcap
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Apparatchik's Apparel #53642
Level 61 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30309
Level 9
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1094 #32651
Level 58
(1)
Scottish Snarl
Level 22
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 19 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 99 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30331
Level 59
(1)
Unknown Item 30330
Level 79
(1)
Unknown Item 30122
Level 44
(1)
Unknown Item 30172
Level 57
(1)
Merc's Muffler #43413
Level 26 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30127
Level 87
(1)
Unknown Item 30323
Level 82
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 26 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Unknown Item 30365 #28154
Level 89
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spectre's Spectacles #63157
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tough Stuff Muffs #46012
Level 63
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Country
Level 55
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teddy Robobelt
Level 71 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
(1)
Unknown Item 30132 #38392
Level 99
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Made Man #73259
Level 76 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30190 #22871
Level 2
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Business Casual
Level 65 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1
(1)
Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
(1)
Unknown Item 30365
Level 66
(1)
Unknown Item 30373
Level 13
(1)
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 73 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
(1)
Unknown Item 30849
Level 17
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30132 #25595
Level 55
(1)
Foppish Physician #49160
Level 4 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doc's Holiday
Level 4 Apparel
Comes in "Fever", "Flu", and "Virus" styles, depending on the epidemic
you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
(1)
Unknown Item 30104 #38414
Level 13
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30086 #37442
Level 67
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Buccaneer's Bicorne #66891
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30353 #28591
Level 76
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30378
Level 98
(1)
Unknown Item 30394 #21469
Level 68
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Digit Divulger
Level 37 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
(1)
Unknown Item 30132
Level 20
(1)
Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
(1)
Unknown Item 30189
Level 60
(1)
Unknown Item 30190 #35746
Level 64
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Buck Turner All-Stars #23108
Level 32 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record
for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to
escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes.
Both his feet were later amputated.
(1)
Anger #55306
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30397
Level 25
(1)
Unknown Item 30649
Level 1
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30651
Level 14
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30853
Level 34
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30810
Level 56
(1)
(1)
Reggaelator
Level 45 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
(1)
Mask of the Shaman #61187
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
(1)
Unknown Item 30796
Level 84
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30126 #36107
Level 98
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30129
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30390
Level 1
(1)
RoBro 3000
Level 33 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
(1)
Apparatchik's Apparel #21440
Level 61 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
(1)
Unknown Item 30557
Level 90
(1)
Unknown Item 30377
Level 90
(1)
Data Mining Light
Level 62 Hat
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing
away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how
tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not
wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
(1)
Bearded Bombardier #43651
Level 13 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30064 #37088
Level 73
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30104
Level 27
(1)
Unknown Item 30304
Level 92
(1)
Unknown Item 30900
Level 55
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30125
Level 28
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1
(1)
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
(1)
Anger #60576
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30769
Level 57
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30100 #36123
Level 10
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Anger
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30428
Level 64
(1)
Unknown Item 30104
Level 29
(1)
Unknown Item 30134
Level 81
(1)
Unknown Item 30305
Level 93
(1)
Unknown Item 30336
Level 30
(1)
Unknown Item 30337 #23563
Level 12
(1)
Unknown Item 30547
Level 69
(1)
Unknown Item 30372 #27822
Level 80
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30364 #28109
Level 23
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30075
Level 21
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Warsworn Helmet
Level 50
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bird-Man of Aberdeen #52610
Level 79
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30104
Level 19
(1)
Unknown Item 30753
Level 72
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30133 #39124
Level 17
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pilotka #62864
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30401
Level 86
(1)
Unknown Item 30388 #21961
Level 4
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30078
Level 28
(1)
Unknown Item 30411
Level 75
(1)
Unknown Item 30812
Level 70
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30812
Level 23
(30)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30812
Level 23
(10)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30812
Level 9
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30812
Level 4
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30812
Level 13
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30754
Level 10
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30803
Level 35
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30803
Level 55
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30803
Level 13
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30590
Level 15
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30590
Level 97
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30590
Level 36
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30590
Level 14
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30623
Level 92
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30104
Level 70
(1)
Cross-Comm Express #53360
Level 42
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30109
Level 50
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Unknown Item 30142 #38591
Level 8
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Level 24
(1)
Level 8
(1)
Unknown Item 30105 #38392
Level 25
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Liquor Locker #55663
Level 18 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 17 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Unknown Item 30686
Level 5
(10)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30583
Level 13
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30100 #38525
Level 92
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30332
Level 40
(1)
Unknown Item 30676
Level 51
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30337
Level 18
(1)
Unknown Item 30348 #28089
Level 73
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30394
Level 70
(1)
Unknown Item 30073
Level 14
(1)
Unknown Item 30754
Level 40
(1)
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Industrial Festivizer
Level 17
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Unknown Item 30813
Level 49
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30096
Level 45
(1)
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 21 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
Unknown Item 30412
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30859
Level 31
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30140
Level 84
(1)
Virtual Reality Headset #63760
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost
()
(1065353216)
Unknown Item 30134
Level 55
(1)
Cut Throat Concierge
Level 2 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30309
Level 7
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 62 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Wraith Wrap
Level 13 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
(1)
Unknown Item 30305
Level 44
(1)
Unknown Item 30187 #36903
Level 71
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30913
Level 97
(1)
(1)
King of Scotland Cape #14309
Level 39 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30815
Level 1
(1)
(1)
Killer Exclusive #59412
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30066
Level 97
(1)
Unknown Item 30104
Level 98
(1)
Unknown Item 30397 #30147
Level 39
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30363 #27982
Level 62
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 54
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Level 41
(1)
All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
(1)
Idiot Box
Level 30
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
King of Scotland Cape #48871
Level 61 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
(1)
Unknown Item 30099
Level 75
(1)
Le Party Phantom
Level 85
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Kringle Collection #46984
Level 83 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 92 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
(1)
Unknown Item 30662
Level 76
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30170 #36718
Level 41
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30314
Level 43
(1)
Hat With No Name
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
Unknown Item 30142
Level 19
(1)
Pickled Paws
Level 53
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Scottish Snarl
Level 98
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30126 #31596
Level 3
(1)
Unknown Item 30338
Level 38
(1)
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 30 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
(1)
Unknown Item 30821
Level 17
(1)
(1)
Flair! #4685
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
(1)
Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 68
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
War Head #1713
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
(1)
Mark of the Saint #4037
Level 20 Badge
(1)
Flamboyant Flamenco #3759
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
(1)
Purity Fist #8929
Level 10
(1)
Liquidator's Lid
Level 97 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
(1)
Birdcage #8678
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Furious Fukaamigasa #12802
Level 72 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
Liquor Locker #754
Level 20 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
(1)
One-Man Army #8456
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
(1)
The Superfan
Level 10
(1)
Stout Shako
Level 73 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
(1)
Mask of the Shaman #7578
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
(1)
Soviet Gentleman
Level 78 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 89 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Business Casual
Level 92 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel #20380
Level 10 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30333
Level 33
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tomb Wrapper #41243
Level 22 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30408 #11416
Level 22
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30424
Level 18
(1)
Unknown Item 30862
Level 80
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30073
Level 45
(1)
Unknown Item 30309
Level 63
(1)
Unknown Item 30077 #18286
Level 92
(1)
Unknown Item 30074
Level 41
(1)
Unknown Item 30324
Level 68
(1)
Rail Spikes #47057
Level 10 Spikes
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're
cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits
welded onto the round bits.
(1)
Unknown Item 30400
Level 53
(1)
Brütal Bouffant #42220
Level 71 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.
(1)
Unknown Item 30514
Level 97
(1)
Unknown Item 30551
Level 42
(1)
Kringle Collection
Level 1 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
(1)
Kringle Collection #46914
Level 23 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wraith Wrap
Level 51 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
(1)
Unknown Item 30330
Level 34
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30170
Level 75
(1)
Unknown Item 30169
Level 27
(1)
Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 57
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Unknown Item 30551
Level 88
(1)
Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
(1)
Unknown Item 30646
Level 12
(10)
(1)
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30192
Level 94
(1)
Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
()
Unknown Item 30061 #30860
Level 69
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 14 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 48 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30189 #20710
Level 83
(1)
Hero's Tail #67499
Level 11 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30665
Level 5
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer
(1)
()
(1)
Unknown Item 1108
Level 84
(1)
Genuine Unknown Item 30058
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30372 #11809
Level 57
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1146
Level 98
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
(0)
(8.5)
(50)
(2450)
(2.8)
(0.6)
(0.1)
(20)
()
(1)
Unknown Item 1106
Level 53
(1)
()
(0.3)
Festive Ambassador
Level 5
#Attrib_RevolverUseHitLocations
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
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()
(1)
(1)
Sydney Straw Boat #44799
Level 47
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1095 #32870
Level 51
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30363 #23720
Level 28
(1)
Quadwrangler #39914
Level 61 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30356 #25203
Level 47
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
AWPer Hand #289465
Level 1
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
(0.676)
()
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 66 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
(1)
Unknown Item 30061 #37397
Level 21
(1)
Unknown Item 30392 #30586
Level 89
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scotch Bonnet
Level 89 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
(1)
Unknown Item 30116 #35113
Level 80
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
()
(1)
(0.497)
()
Unknown Item 30664
Level 10
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 1119
Level 76
(1)
Spooky Sleeves
Level 37 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
(1)
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 25 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Hat of Cards
Level 78
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
(1)
Unknown Item 30132
Level 83
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Unknown Item 1187
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30803
Level 95
(1)
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30801
Level 35
(1)
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Bearded Bombardier #51210
Level 22 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30110 #37007
Level 45
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reggaelator
Level 39 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
(1)
Strange Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
()
(1)
(1)
()
Unknown Item 30543
Level 1
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Summary
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 472 |
| Hats | 291 |
| Misc | 124 |
| Metal | 22 items worth 26 scrap |
| Unknown | 757 |
| Total | 1666 |
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