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Out of Hats
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The following items were overlapping other items or in invalid backpack positions:
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Scout
(280 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(280 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(257 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(257 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(254 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(254 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(254 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(254 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(247 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(247 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(255 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(255 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(237 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(237 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(262 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(262 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(205 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(205 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Unknown Item 30721
Level 39
(1)
Unknown Item 5083
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level
Level
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Level
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level
Level
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
(1)
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5826
Level 5
(1)
(1)
(3)
(1)
(1)
(1)
(1604844000)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5900
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5910
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5923
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
(1)
Unknown Item 30249
Level 88
(1)
Unknown Item 30222
Level 39
(1)
Unknown Item 30222
Level 24
(1)
Unknown Item 30280
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30277
Level 40
(1)
Unknown Item 30214
Level 34
(1)
Master Mind
Level 20
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to
oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you
glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that
capitalizes on both.
(1)
Unknown Item 31008
Level 46
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30292
Level 69
(1)
Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
(1)
Unknown Item 31008
Level 82
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31008
Level 41
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30817
Level 87
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30817
Level 76
(20)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30226
Level 76
(1)
Unknown Item 30999
Level 48
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30817
Level 73
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30267
Level 21
(1)
Unknown Item 30267
Level 79
(1)
Unknown Item 30267
Level 48
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope #75494
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 16 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
Geisha Boy
Level 9 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 71 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 39
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 45 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30418 #36668
Level 56
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coupe D'isaster
Level 51 Hat
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 27
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 47
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 93 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30406
Level 22
(1)
Unknown Item 30125
Level 65
(1)
Unknown Item 31034
Level 70
(1)
(1)
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
(1)
(1)
Ol' Geezer
Level 89 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30091 #56341
Level 17
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30139 #53912
Level 84
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30793
Level 71
(1)
(1)
Faerie Solitaire Pin #63230
Level 55 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
B-ankh!
Level 39
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30799
Level 28
(70)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30203
Level 53
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 4
(1)
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 79 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
Copper's Hard Top
Level 19
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Unknown Item 30098
Level 49
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 15
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 58
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
Unknown Item 30643
Level 43
(10)
(1)
(1)
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 44 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocodile Smile #81164
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30080 #55893
Level 95
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30505
Level 18
(1)
Builder's Blueprints #81009
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30912
Level 71
(1)
(1)
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 31 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30083 #56719
Level 45
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 86 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
(1)
Unknown Item 30912
Level 22
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30360
Level 37
(1)
Unknown Item 30735
Level 30
(1)
Unknown Item 30973
Level 98
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30260
Level 41
(1)
Unknown Item 30087
Level 71
(1)
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Unknown Item 30403
Level 92
(1)
Pencil Pusher #49251
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
Mask of the Shaman #82218
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30316
Level 39
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30118 #56443
Level 24
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 57
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30735
Level 71
(1)
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30084
Level 12
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
(1)
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30810
Level 22
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30083
Level 91
(1)
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 85 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
(1)
Unknown Item 30260
Level 54
(1)
Unknown Item 30260
Level 35
(1)
Unknown Item 30087
Level 24
(1)
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 19 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 93 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
(1)
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 91 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
(1)
Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 48
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30084
Level 49
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 84 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Unknown Item 30580
Level 66
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30222
Level 79
(1)
Unknown Item 30528
Level 93
(1)
Unknown Item 30528
Level 2
(1)
Unknown Item 30793
Level 17
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30793
Level 29
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30793
Level 48
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30793
Level 64
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30817
Level 64
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30817
Level 7
(1)
(1)
"I Want To Break Free"
Level 61
"It's strange but it's true, can't get over the way you love me like
you do."
()
()
(1)
(1)
"Lick my chest hairs UwU"
Level 50
()
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30817
Level 96
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30817
Level 44
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30817
Level 17
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30817
Level 25
(10)
(1)
(1)
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
Unknown Item 30716
Level 84
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30716
Level 6
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30716
Level 29
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30716
Level 69
(20)
(1)
(1)
Camera Beard
Level 53 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
(1)
Emerald Jarate
Level 47
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
B-ankh!
Level 68
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 1 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
Unknown Item 30810
Level 59
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30413
Level 48
(1)
Unknown Item 30258
Level 17
(1)
Unknown Item 30223
Level 12
(1)
Unknown Item 30223
Level 19
(1)
Unknown Item 30553
Level 49
(1)
Conjurer's Cowl #7907
Level 73 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30084 #57151
Level 33
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30247
Level 97
(1)
Unknown Item 30207
Level 2
(1)
Desert Marauder #92286
Level 6 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30265
Level 84
(1)
Liquor Locker #41740
Level 99 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
(1)
Unknown Item 30241
Level 39
(1)
Unknown Item 30241
Level 57
(1)
Unknown Item 30241
Level 97
(1)
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
(1)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 17 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
Desert Marauder
Level 93 Hat
(1)
Football Helmet
Level 65 Hat
(1)
(1)
Steam Pipe
Level 41 Pipe
Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the
harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and
dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman
Dracula glasses!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 48
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 91 Hat
(1)
Larrikin Robin
Level 27 Hat
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
Unknown Item 30597
Level 84
(1)
(1)
Le Party Phantom
Level 25
(1)
Unknown Item 30999
Level 30
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31000
Level 83
(1)
(1)
Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
(1)
Camera Beard
Level 66 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31005
Level 57
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30810
Level 7
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30472 #41540
Level 90
(1)
Unknown Item 30582
Level 32
(1)
(1)
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Swagman's Swatter #69896
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31005
Level 81
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31009
Level 63
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30192
Level 89
(1)
Unknown Item 30472 #45687
Level 80
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30768
Level 35
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30084
Level 2
(1)
Unknown Item 30869
Level 47
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30238
Level 22
(1)
()
Frontier Flyboy
Level 42
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Griffin's Gog
Level 31
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 64
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Emerald Jarate
Level 24
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Holy Hunter
Level 89
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30969
Level 92
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30912
Level 92
(1)
(1)
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 88
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 27
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30746
Level 24
(1)
(1)
Emerald Jarate
Level 58
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30573
Level 94
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30229
Level 34
(1)
Unknown Item 1074
Level 40
(1)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30198
Level 28
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30504
Level 11
(1)
Unknown Item 30504
Level 44
(1)
Unknown Item 30504
Level 12
(1)
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
(1)
(1)
Reggaelator
Level 28 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 31013
Level 98
(1)
(1)
Pyro's Beanie
Level 14 Hat
"From Mowse: FINE Femme, here's your freakin' beanie."
()
(1)
(1)
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
(1)
Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
(1)
(1)
Carl #66925
Level 78 Hair
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the
unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long
flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness
wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you
the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30863
Level 25
(1)
(1)
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 37 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30124
Level 85
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Rail Spikes #67666
Level 83 Spikes
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're
cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits
welded onto the round bits.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30794
Level 34
(1)
(1)
Mecha-Medes
Level 61
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when
Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met
his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried
Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
(1)
Unknown Item 31013
Level 33
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30107 #23271
Level 36
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30958
Level 74
(1)
(1)
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 77
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Emerald Jarate
Level 52
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30084
Level 66
(1)
Unknown Item 30133
Level 78
(1)
Carl #56343
Level 73 Hair
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the
unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long
flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness
wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you
the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30065 #56233
Level 89
vision opt in flags (4)
(1)
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31072
Level 30
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31002
Level 87
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30908
Level 6
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30908
Level 73
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 1088 #47203
Level 52
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 58 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
(1)
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 11 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
Swagman's Swatter #79345
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 81 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 27 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30404
Level 75
(1)
Unknown Item 30810
Level 4
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30746
Level 78
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30768
Level 99
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30768
Level 73
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30567
Level 98
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 84
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 77 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Helmet Without a Home #75066
Level 45
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Battery Bandolier
Level 85
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Unknown Item 30101 #57134
Level 34
(1)
Blind Justice #57259
Level 66 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
(1)
Unknown Item 30175 #55339
Level 61
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30335
Level 49
(1)
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #66292
Level 23 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30994
Level 17
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 44 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Little Buddy #82687
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30313
Level 10
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30399
Level 76
(1)
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 76 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30607 #43279
Level 26
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 58 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 95 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
(1)
Menpo #69255
Level 50 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
(1)
Unknown Item 30887
Level 29
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30887
Level 94
(1)
(1)
Hitt Mann Badge #67696
Level 47 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30567
Level 38
(1)
Unknown Item 30314
Level 90
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30314
Level 77
(1)
Unknown Item 30417
Level 23
(1)
Tam O' Shanter
Level 2 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 32
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 84
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 55
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Pocket Purrer #65260
Level 44 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Copper's Hard Top #84115
Level 8
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 94 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
(1)
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 82 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
(1)
Gridiron Guardian
Level 93 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
(1)
Unknown Item 31009
Level 17
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30175
Level 98
(1)
Unknown Item 30099
Level 40
(1)
Unknown Item 30187 #44345
Level 48
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Unknown Item 30406
Level 98
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
(1)
Executioner
Level 12
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
(1)
Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 95 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she
wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop
throne.
(1)
Capo's Capper #98185
Level 58 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolted Bushman
Level 11
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 52
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 90 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
(1)
(1)
Deus Specs #79429
Level 10 Glasses
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30629
Level 66
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30964
Level 44
(1)
(1)
Master Mind
Level 89
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to
oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you
glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that
capitalizes on both.
(1)
Unknown Item 30737
Level 5
(1)
Vintage Merryweather
Level 81 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
(1)
Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
(1)
K-9 Mane #69014
Level 11
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30314
Level 34
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hitt Mann Badge #61878
Level 97 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Noh Mercy
Level 45 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30911
Level 81
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30751
Level 89
(1)
(1)
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 75 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30371 #47402
Level 44
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30116 #56738
Level 3
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30375 #47835
Level 27
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Helmet Without a Home #75239
Level 81
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Engineer's Cap
Level 60 Hat
(1)
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 80 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Unknown Item 30954
Level 39
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30060 #56692
Level 64
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30872
Level 36
(1)
(1)
Mask of the Shaman #82362
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30103
Level 85
(1)
Unknown Item 30083 #37598
Level 90
(1)
Fortune Hunter #63509
Level 32 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30336 #46355
Level 58
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30810
Level 95
(1)
(1)
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
(1)
Unknown Item 30296
Level 36
(1)
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #85591
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Helmet Without a Home #47538
Level 2
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30175
Level 61
(1)
Wrap Battler
Level 30
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Sydney Straw Boat #59806
Level 8
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Exorcizor
Level 57 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
Safe'n'Sound
Level 88 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
(1)
Unknown Item 30128
Level 80
(1)
Unknown Item 30059 #57137
Level 72
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vigilant Pin #69031
Level 70 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30471 #29627
Level 23
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Idiot Box
Level 16
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30427
Level 17
(1)
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 63 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30083
Level 26
(1)
Your Worst Nightmare #82774
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
War Head #80030
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reindoonicorn #66132
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30078
Level 32
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30413
Level 9
(1)
Unknown Item 30413
Level 37
(1)
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Barnstormer #65717
Level 54
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Geisha Boy
Level 62 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Old Guadalajara
Level 44 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
(1)
Big Country
Level 49
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dead Cone #81374
Level 81 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30316
Level 44
(1)
Unknown Item 30314
Level 7
(1)
Unknown Item 30175
Level 98
(1)
Conquistador
Level 2
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Defiant Spartan
Level 84
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30065 #39917
Level 30
vision opt in flags (4)
(1)
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Deadliest Duckling #57809
Level 78 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30369 #45986
Level 6
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
One-Man Army
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
(1)
Unknown Item 30836
Level 24
(1)
(1)
Vigilant Pin #69043
Level 93 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Blind Justice #63618
Level 78 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30874
Level 38
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30849
Level 42
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30874
Level 66
(1)
(1)
Bolgan
Level 11
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30964
Level 3
(1)
(1)
Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 47
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Détective Noir
Level 75 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Futankhamun
Level 30
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30336 #28593
Level 68
(1)
Unknown Item 30086 #50580
Level 37
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30182 #42186
Level 75
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30890
Level 20
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 1097 #50825
Level 58
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1089 #48540
Level 14
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30352 #46889
Level 49
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30083
Level 66
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 48 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #73436
Level 39
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brain Bucket #86741
Level 27 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30313
Level 63
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wilson Weave #64008
Level 48 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30329
Level 10
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tam O' Shanter #84732
Level 9 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Large Luchadore #86915
Level 44 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sir Hootsalot
Level 99
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Executioner
Level 9
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30137 #57574
Level 56
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30133 #58131
Level 22
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30183
Level 1
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Unknown Item 30422
Level 43
(1)
Unknown Item 30422 #47566
Level 99
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fruit Shoot #81803
Level 4
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doctor's Sack #85167
Level 69 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Liquor Locker #73115
Level 59 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bushman's Boonie
Level 55
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 49 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 4 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30405 #48094
Level 12
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Security Shades #83296
Level 94 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flunkyware
Level 62 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30393 #47768
Level 33
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sign of the Wolf's School #85804
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
K-9 Mane #68603
Level 67
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30321
Level 96
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30058 #57469
Level 56
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Your Worst Nightmare #81716
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Swagman's Swatter #81639
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Planeswalker Helm #84960
Level 45 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Faerie Solitaire Pin #63194
Level 6 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Russian Rocketeer #69694
Level 30
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Russian Rocketeer #69713
Level 32
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Madame Dixie
Level 7 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
War Head #79337
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Deus Specs #81963
Level 10 Glasses
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
The Superfan
Level 10
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brock's Locks #66538
Level 96 Hair
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased,
tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from
your lower back and buttocks years ago.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30099 #57073
Level 21
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30060 #56593
Level 55
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Googly Gazer
Level 21 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 99 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Your Worst Nightmare #82360
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30133 #57656
Level 20
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1089 #48239
Level 86
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bubble Pipe #84837
Level 83
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Idea Tube #73542
Level 18 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30471 #41431
Level 29
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 96
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 35 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
Emerald Jarate
Level 6
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers #47106
Level 60
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31021
Level 73
(1)
(1)
Flight of the Monarch
Level 71 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flipped Trilby
Level 46 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 92
(1)
Unknown Item 30375
Level 35
(1)
Unknown Item 30795
Level 29
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30122
Level 56
(1)
Unknown Item 30328
Level 84
(1)
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 91 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
(1)
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 89 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
(1)
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 73 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Swagman's Swatter #82779
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Le Party Phantom
Level 85
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 29 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Croft's Crest #63384
Level 29 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mutton Mann #68607
Level 67 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30720
Level 64
(1)
Vigilant Pin #69071
Level 84 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30354 #46926
Level 54
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Professor's Pineapple #74743
Level 51 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30863
Level 87
(1)
(1)
Sandvich Safe #80351
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
Reggaelator
Level 42 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1097 #43897
Level 36
(1)
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 9 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
(1)
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 92 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
(1)
Unknown Item 30075
Level 8
(1)
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 40
(1)
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 38
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
(1)
Texas Half-Pants
Level 37 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
(1)
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 45
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
(1)
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 59
(1)
Grimm Hatte
Level 47 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
(1)
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Handyman's Handle
Level 99 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
Le Party Phantom
Level 61
(1)
Unknown Item 30138
Level 32
(1)
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 38 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
(1)
Unknown Item 30390
Level 15
(1)
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Whoopee Cap
Level 79 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
Détective Noir
Level 83 Hat
(1)
Hotrod
Level 49 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
(1)
Unknown Item 30332
Level 69
(1)
Unknown Item 30315
Level 32
(1)
Unknown Item 30425
Level 57
(1)
Unknown Item 30137
Level 49
(1)
Sir Hootsalot
Level 52
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
(1)
Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 40 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Defiant Spartan
Level 37
(1)
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 49
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 42 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
Chief Constable #68575
Level 57
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
El Jefe #25980
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30121
Level 52
(1)
Unknown Item 30163
Level 25
(1)
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 80 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
(1)
Lacking Moral Fiber Mask #44116
Level 79 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.
(1)
Barnstormer #41351
Level 6
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
(1)
Unknown Item 30423 #24178
Level 88
(1)
Sign of the Wolf's School #62712
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
(1)
Backwards Ballcap #57067
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Grimm Hatte
Level 100 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
(1)
Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
(1)
Brain Bucket #83473
Level 98 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Idea Tube #70844
Level 66 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30430
Level 26
(1)
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 2
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30189
Level 66
(1)
Unknown Item 30958
Level 7
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30874
Level 22
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30429
Level 12
(1)
Unknown Item 30420
Level 81
(1)
Détective Noir
Level 36 Hat
(1)
Attendant
Level 69 Hat
(1)
Wraith Wrap
Level 37 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
(1)
Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Private Eye
Level 43 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 21
(1)
Killer's Kabuto
Level 70 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
(1)
Bonedolier
Level 9 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 93
(1)
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 61 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
(1)
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 4 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
(1)
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
(1)
Salty Dog
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
(1)
Unknown Item 30420
Level 19
(1)
Hat With No Name
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 33 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Unknown Item 1095
Level 43
(1)
Ze Goggles
Level 45 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
(1)
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 91 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
(1)
Unknown Item 30425
Level 92
(1)
Idea Tube
Level 58 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
Grimm Hatte
Level 77 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
(1)
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 80 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 91 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Unknown Item 30125
Level 39
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Sir Hootsalot
Level 43
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
El Jefe
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 91 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolgan Family Crest
Level 44 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Emerald Jarate
Level 32
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 22 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teufort Tooth Kicker #74165
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Defiant Spartan
Level 37
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wraith Wrap
Level 54 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 59 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Backwards Ballcap #82745
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Front Runner #75836
Level 52
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Geisha Boy
Level 22 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 97 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
Unknown Item 1097
Level 58
(1)
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
Backwards Ballcap
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
(1)
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 43 Hat
(1)
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 21 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30112
Level 96
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
Bubble Pipe
Level 9
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30607
Level 82
(1)
Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Unknown Item 30139
Level 42
(1)
Unknown Item 30138
Level 46
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 75
(1)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 90 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
Unknown Item 30393
Level 11
(1)
Bonedolier
Level 72 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
Unknown Item 30125
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30334
Level 36
(1)
Tam O' Shanter
Level 65 Hat
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 33 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 49
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 28
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
Salty Dog
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
(1)
Large Luchadore
Level 3 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Tomb Wrapper #62469
Level 88 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30391
Level 33
(1)
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
(1)
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
(1)
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 69 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30163
Level 81
(1)
Security Shades
Level 17 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30108
Level 3
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 21
(1)
Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Dead Cone
Level 44 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Whoopee Cap
Level 16 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
Honcho's Headgear
Level 1 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
(1)
Unknown Item 30428
Level 13
(1)
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 5
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
(1)
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 81 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
Unknown Item 30086
Level 62
(1)
Brainiac Goggles #85207
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doctor's Sack
Level 50 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
Unknown Item 30087
Level 98
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 9
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 43
(1)
Unknown Item 30086
Level 11
(1)
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 94 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
(1)
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Private Eye
Level 8 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 56
(1)
Unknown Item 30175
Level 24
(1)
Hotrod
Level 76 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Helmet Without a Home
Level 26
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Unknown Item 30080 #46067
Level 46
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 10 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
(1)
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 97 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
Unknown Item 30818
Level 42
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30404
Level 68
(1)
Unknown Item 30099
Level 53
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 93 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Sir Hootsalot
Level 63
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
(1)
Honcho's Headgear
Level 34 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
(1)
Unknown Item 30229
Level 5
(1)
Unknown Item 30899
Level 66
(1)
(1)
Napper's Respite
Level 71 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Robot Running Man
Level 27
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Unknown Item 30141
Level 58
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Unknown Item 30629
Level 15
(1)
(1)
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
(1)
Unknown Item 30822
Level 27
(1)
(1)
Master Mind
Level 2
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to
oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you
glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that
capitalizes on both.
(1)
Executioner
Level 14
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
(1)
Idea Tube #72832
Level 56 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doctor's Sack
Level 92 Hat
"Horrible cure for pneumonia!"
()
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30336 #45868
Level 31
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30410
Level 8
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 59
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Mutton Mann #68050
Level 60 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30393
Level 43
(1)
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Unknown Item 1089 #47882
Level 68
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30329
Level 62
(1)
Unknown Item 30836
Level 69
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30078
Level 81
(1)
One-Man Army
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
(1)
Unknown Item 1040 #61668
Level 96
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Whale Bone Charm #67619
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30137 #57831
Level 14
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Croft's Crest #63565
Level 23 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wilson Weave #64303
Level 91 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
War Head #80211
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1187
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
Unknown Item 30410 #31831
Level 88
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
Unknown Item 30645
Level 55
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30645
Level 36
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30645
Level 63
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30645
Level 88
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30645
Level 46
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30645
Level 36
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30645
Level 99
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Buzz Killer
Level 74
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30409
Level 84
(1)
Prize Plushy #42981
Level 84 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30059 #37379
Level 47
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30423 #30817
Level 25
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31000
Level 67
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31072
Level 74
(1)
(1)
Steel Songbird #54741
Level 95
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Steel Songbird #54742
Level 99
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31024
Level 33
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31024
Level 76
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31024
Level 91
(1)
(1)
Faerie Solitaire Pin #59424
Level 35 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30538
Level 88
(1)
Reggaelator
Level 11 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vigilant Pin #66150
Level 5 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stealth Steeler
Level 25
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
War Head #79661
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30081
Level 40
(1)
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Big Chief
Level 15 Hat
(1)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora #70685
Level 89 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30749
Level 26
(1)
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 40 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #71509
Level 87
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Steel Songbird #62248
Level 47
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 66
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30336 #42205
Level 73
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30058 #58473
Level 50
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Smissmas Wreath #66784
Level 62 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
Scottish Snarl
Level 61
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Battle Bob
Level 37
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
(1)
Unknown Item 30114 #7322
Level 7
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 93 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
(1)
Faerie Solitaire Pin #58478
Level 65 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rump-o'-Lantern #62472
Level 29 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
(1)
Unknown Item 30287
Level 77
(1)
Unknown Item 1094
Level 11
(1)
Sign of the Wolf's School #35369
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
(1)
Unknown Item 30164 #7872
Level 3
(1)
Tyrant's Helm
Level 86 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
(1)
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 50 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30336 #11409
Level 95
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wrap Battler
Level 11
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Sober Stuntman
Level 45 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
Unknown Item 30358
Level 77
(1)
Larrikin Robin
Level 86 Hat
(1)
Big Elfin Deal #52353
Level 4 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30078
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30413
Level 17
(1)
Mutton Mann #40349
Level 79 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cross-Comm Express #21518
Level 16
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
(1)
Flunkyware
Level 76 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flight of the Monarch
Level 23 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
B.M.O.C.
Level 30
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30593
Level 74
(1)
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 32 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Stocking Stuffer
Level 7 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 95 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Large Luchadore
Level 50 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 13 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
(1)
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 23 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 88 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 43 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30414
Level 66
(1)
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
Unknown Item 30425
Level 28
(1)
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 37 Hat
(1)
Bubble Pipe
Level 62
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 75 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
(1)
Unknown Item 30106
Level 31
(1)
Unknown Item 30399
Level 82
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 91
(1)
Bonedolier
Level 32 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 27
(1)
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 11 Hat
(1)
Stout Shako
Level 19 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
(1)
Big Country
Level 31
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 15 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
(1)
Unknown Item 30125
Level 94
(1)
Stocking Stuffer
Level 9 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 5 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Honcho's Headgear
Level 41 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
One-Man Army
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
(1)
Unknown Item 30401
Level 43
(1)
Reggaelator
Level 40 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30822
Level 93
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30911
Level 53
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30354 #46506
Level 60
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30307
Level 13
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 25 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 32 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
(1)
Bot Dogger
Level 14 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Unknown Item 31021
Level 21
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30863
Level 13
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30849
Level 84
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30872
Level 26
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30872
Level 62
(1)
(1)
Stahlhelm #80002
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pugilist's Protector
Level 67 Hat
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 10 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Unknown Item 30409
Level 97
(1)
Unknown Item 30080
Level 65
(1)
Bonedolier
Level 44 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 99 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Vintage Merryweather
Level 93 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
(1)
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 38 Hat
(1)
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 25 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
Executioner
Level 18
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
(1)
Pugilist's Protector
Level 97 Hat
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 21
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
Unknown Item 30406
Level 88
(1)
Old Guadalajara
Level 79 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
(1)
Pugilist's Protector
Level 77 Hat
(1)
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 74 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 71
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 1095
Level 96
(1)
Unknown Item 30109
Level 82
(1)
Unknown Item 30189
Level 42
(1)
Unknown Item 30075
Level 60
(1)
Hound Dog
Level 94 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 10 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Sandvich Safe #76306
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 72 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
(1)
Security Shades
Level 60 Hat
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 68 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 89 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30328
Level 74
(1)
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
(1)
Sir Hootsalot
Level 32
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
(1)
Unknown Item 30084
Level 71
(1)
Unknown Item 30175 #49522
Level 90
(1)
Unknown Item 30421
Level 47
(1)
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 69
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
(1)
Texas Half-Pants
Level 42 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
(1)
Capo's Capper
Level 61 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
(1)
Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
(1)
Unknown Item 30334
Level 26
(1)
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
(1)
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 70 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Unknown Item 30325
Level 3
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Reggaelator
Level 35 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
(1)
Liquor Locker
Level 80 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Safe'n'Sound
Level 90 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
(1)
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 94 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 86
(1)
Unknown Item 30717
Level 56
(1)
(1)
Last Straw #60181
Level 28
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30405
Level 39
(1)
Unknown Item 30428
Level 67
(1)
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 27 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
Grimm Hatte
Level 1 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 59 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31085
Level 45
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30083
Level 5
(1)
Unknown Item 30183
Level 81
(1)
Unknown Item 30182
Level 95
(1)
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 23
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
(1)
Unknown Item 30795
Level 7
(1)
(1)
Surgeon's Stahlhelm #82440
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #85563
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30162 #43390
Level 8
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30313
Level 49
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocodile Smile #79598
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30399 #20293
Level 8
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Counterfeit Billycock #83104
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fruit Shoot #81267
Level 45
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coupe D'isaster
Level 60 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
German Gonzila
Level 16 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Geisha Boy
Level 39 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30113 #54645
Level 48
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Moonman Backpack #1674
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stately Steel Toe
Level 84 Hat
(1)
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 53 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Large Luchadore #87173
Level 34 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Elfin Deal #82018
Level 80 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Idea Tube #72622
Level 89 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30101 #57812
Level 28
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Nanobalaclava #84215
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Unknown Item 1089 #48198
Level 56
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30405 #49906
Level 27
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sydney Straw Boat #63742
Level 71
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30567 #43380
Level 51
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heroic Companion Badge #58305
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30086
Level 87
(1)
Antlers
Level 55
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
(1)
Ze Goggles
Level 32 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
Sydney Straw Boat #63832
Level 84
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heroic Companion Badge #58639
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Battle Bob
Level 54
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cold War Luchador #78473
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
(1)
Unknown Item 30826
Level 45
(1)
(1)
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 72
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 42
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 93
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
Bushman's Boonie
Level 4
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30391
Level 66
(1)
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 41 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
(1)
Unknown Item 30084 #51332
Level 45
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #73722
Level 58
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 50 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Lacking Moral Fiber Mask #69078
Level 56 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 52 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30099
Level 18
(1)
Ornament Armament #27458
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 51
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Frontier Flyboy
Level 63
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 99 Hat
(1)
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 68 Hat
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come
by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats
out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt
cactuses.
(1)
Unknown Item 30059 #57158
Level 27
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1038 #54626
Level 61
(1)
Wrap Battler
Level 60
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Futankhamun
Level 35
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Flamboyant Flamenco #75474
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 74
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 29
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
(1)
Spooky Sleeves
Level 14 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
(1)
Unknown Item 30929
Level 88
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30972
Level 90
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30571 #42391
Level 49
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Attendant
Level 22 Hat
(1)
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
Scotch Bonnet
Level 13 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
(1)
Void Monk Hair
Level 1
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
(1)
Unknown Item 30409 #49406
Level 44
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31165
Level 45
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30183
Level 57
(1)
Unknown Item 30414 #48193
Level 37
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30428
Level 70
(1)
Unknown Item 31181
Level 85
(1)
(1)
Last Straw #64730
Level 84
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Mutton Mann #68526
Level 50 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sultan's Ceremonial #95839
Level 15 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1187
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30868
Level 67
(20)
(1)
(1)
Deadliest Duckling #59849
Level 19 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31008
Level 17
(1)
(1)
Antlers
Level 61
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 88
(1)
Villain's Veil
Level 42 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
(1)
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 62 Hat
(1)
Desert Marauder
Level 35 Hat
(1)
Sydney Straw Boat #63524
Level 95
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 98 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30323
Level 94
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
Unknown Item 30404
Level 66
(1)
Flunkyware
Level 30 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30189 #52764
Level 77
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Napper's Respite
Level 46 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
(1)
Unknown Item 30430
Level 61
(1)
Officer's Ushanka
Level 64
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
(1)
Unknown Item 30430
Level 32
(1)
Unknown Item 30083
Level 82
(1)
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 63 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
(1)
Unknown Item 30095
Level 98
(1)
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
(1)
Bonk Boy
Level 21 Hat
(1)
Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Janissary Ketche
Level 50 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30095
Level 19
(1)
Executioner
Level 39
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
(1)
Unknown Item 30121
Level 77
(1)
Scotch Bonnet
Level 17 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
(1)
Unknown Item 30429
Level 32
(1)
Unknown Item 30420
Level 68
(1)
Unknown Item 30075
Level 3
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 88
(1)
Idea Tube
Level 46 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30574
Level 56
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 1095
Level 27
(1)
Unknown Item 1094
Level 98
(1)
Unknown Item 1095 #51802
Level 71
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sir Hootsalot
Level 49
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
(1)
Unknown Item 30359
Level 19
(1)
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 67 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Geisha Boy
Level 88 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Unknown Item 31166
Level 84
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31085
Level 47
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30825
Level 62
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30405
Level 55
(1)
Unknown Item 30826
Level 90
(1)
(1)
Tyrant's Helm
Level 92 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1095 #51793
Level 61
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fallen Angel
Level 84
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Team Captain #77329
Level 21 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
(1)
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 69 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Western Wear
Level 9 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Unknown Item 30315
Level 85
(1)
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 92 Hat
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 47 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 89 Hat
(1)
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 58 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
(1)
Western Wear
Level 44 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Reggaelator
Level 40 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 67
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 86
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 56 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30109
Level 88
(1)
Unknown Item 30103
Level 16
(1)
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 80 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
(1)
Tuxxy
Level 91 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 60
(1)
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 68 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
(1)
Scotch Bonnet
Level 19 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
(1)
Big Country
Level 19
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
Unknown Item 30087
Level 38
(1)
Copper's Hard Top
Level 83
(1)
Unknown Item 30410
Level 99
(1)
Unknown Item 30092
Level 1
(1)
Liquidator's Lid
Level 19 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
(1)
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 86 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
(1)
Unknown Item 30189
Level 7
(1)
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 30 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30390
Level 99
(1)
Unknown Item 30137
Level 90
(1)
Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
Unknown Item 30128
Level 38
(1)
Big Elfin Deal
Level 99 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Hound Dog
Level 27 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
(1)
Unknown Item 30328
Level 76
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 42 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Unknown Item 30413
Level 73
(1)
Vintage Merryweather
Level 42 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
(1)
Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 19 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
(1)
Killer's Kabuto
Level 55 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
(1)
Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30422
Level 4
(1)
Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30419
Level 18
(1)
Tyrant's Helm
Level 32 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
(1)
Unknown Item 30095
Level 33
(1)
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 81 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
(1)
Unknown Item 30075
Level 80
(1)
Unknown Item 30083
Level 97
(1)
Unknown Item 30561
Level 28
(1)
Le Party Phantom
Level 56
(1)
Unknown Item 1094
Level 64
(1)
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30163
Level 86
(1)
Unknown Item 30429
Level 6
(1)
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 57
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
(1)
Unknown Item 30324
Level 72
(1)
Salty Dog
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
(1)
Unknown Item 30083
Level 21
(1)
Unknown Item 1093 #41175
Level 12
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 80 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30114
Level 46
(1)
Unknown Item 30117
Level 53
(1)
Hottie's Hoodie #61638
Level 65
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30142
Level 48
(1)
Hard Counter
Level 42 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
Unknown Item 30108
Level 10
(1)
Unknown Item 30328
Level 49
(1)
Fruit Shoot
Level 75
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 55 Hat
(1)
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Unknown Item 30521
Level 36
(1)
Unknown Item 30375
Level 79
(1)
Unknown Item 31166
Level 70
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30836
Level 80
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30717
Level 49
(1)
(1)
Menpo #70465
Level 7 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30375
Level 37
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 40 Hat
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 42 Hat
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 54 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bushman's Boonie
Level 40
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
(1)
Unknown Item 30286
Level 37
(1)
Unknown Item 30371 #47795
Level 62
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Croft's Crest #63727
Level 14 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30354 #47147
Level 96
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sign of the Wolf's School #66739
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lacking Moral Fiber Mask #69681
Level 1 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
The Superfan
Level 10
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hat of Cards #71586
Level 98
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Carl #67308
Level 49 Hair
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the
unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long
flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness
wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you
the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Jingle Belt
Level 25 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Deadliest Duckling #70939
Level 89 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30929
Level 62
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30136
Level 77
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 48
(1)
Flunkyware
Level 80 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
(1)
Unknown Item 30419 #49557
Level 22
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30378 #46686
Level 89
(1)
Unknown Item 30899
Level 55
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30098
Level 23
(1)
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 42
(1)
Fruit Shoot
Level 1
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 33 Hat
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 74 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 17 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 26
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 11 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Stocking Stuffer
Level 54 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 100
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
(1)
Unknown Item 30399
Level 84
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30139
Level 11
(1)
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 98 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
Unknown Item 30426
Level 98
(1)
Unknown Item 30120
Level 54
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 25 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Unknown Item 30167 #56512
Level 54
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Steel Songbird #63380
Level 17
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 84 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Helmet Without a Home #63038
Level 19
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Pounding Father #63979
Level 62
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Faerie Solitaire Pin #61109
Level 22 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30394 #47511
Level 9
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30519
Level 83
(1)
Bonk Boy #100369
Level 49 Hat
(1)
FR-0
Level 4 Hat
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic '70s film
"Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
(1)
Unknown Item 30979
Level 31
(1)
(1)
Frontier Flyboy
Level 58
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Frontier Flyboy
Level 75
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Frontier Flyboy
Level 81
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Frontier Flyboy
Level 85
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Team Captain #82312
Level 92 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30895
Level 69
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30393
Level 16
(1)
Unknown Item 30391
Level 20
(1)
Unknown Item 30068
Level 34
(1)
Villain's Veil
Level 49 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
(1)
Capo's Capper
Level 77 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
(1)
Unknown Item 30826
Level 71
(1)
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30810
Level 44
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30415 #50002
Level 17
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scrap Pack #77502
Level 51 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prize Plushy #64751
Level 91 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30069
Level 36
(1)
Capo's Capper
Level 94 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
(1)
Texas Half-Pants
Level 72 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
(1)
Unknown Item 30391
Level 68
(1)
Unknown Item 30128 #56799
Level 78
(1)
Unknown Item 30344 #43529
Level 26
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30128 #57673
Level 3
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30895
Level 79
(1)
(1)
Deus Specs #69762
Level 10 Glasses
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolted Birdcage
Level 14 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
(1)
Larrikin Robin
Level 86 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30115
Level 35
(1)
Unknown Item 30089
Level 72
(1)
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 77 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
(1)
Exorcizor
Level 65 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
Unknown Item 30549
Level 17
(1)
Unknown Item 31098
Level 65
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30815
Level 52
(1)
(1)
Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
(1)
Unknown Item 30089
Level 8
(1)
Hot Dogger #82537
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 63 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
(1)
Unknown Item 30177
Level 46
(1)
Crone's Dome
Level 83
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1
(1)
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 33 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
(1)
Unknown Item 30826
Level 75
(1)
(1)
Villain's Veil #87731
Level 37 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hound Dog
Level 63 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
(1)
Unknown Item 30417 #41094
Level 18
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30070
Level 94
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Whoopee Cap
Level 60 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30314
Level 93
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #93087
Level 35 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mutton Mann #59526
Level 62 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30107 #48578
Level 42
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30425 #49556
Level 80
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pugilist's Protector
Level 96 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pugilist's Protector
Level 42 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Private Eye
Level 56 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 62
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Unknown Item 30268
Level 16
(1)
()
Unknown Item 30058 #54878
Level 57
(1)
Security Shades
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap #59328
Level 49
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cold Killer #66758
Level 28
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bonk Helm
Level 95 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pocket Medic #85347
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
(1)
Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Attendant
Level 49 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30314
Level 41
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 54 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30414 #49335
Level 94
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30068
Level 3
(1)
Unknown Item 30623
Level 15
(1)
(1)
Spooky Sleeves
Level 36 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
(1)
Unknown Item 31010
Level 34
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30413 #49504
Level 99
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 30 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30375
Level 13
(1)
Unknown Item 30122
Level 80
(1)
Unknown Item 30401
Level 73
(1)
Unknown Item 30410 #38340
Level 21
(1)
Cold Killer
Level 53
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
(1)
Front Runner
Level 60
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
(1)
Your Worst Nightmare #78477
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30652
Level 40
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30767
Level 52
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30084
Level 70
(1)
Big Chief
Level 66 Hat
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 18
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 27
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
Pencil Pusher #76542
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 11 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 84 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Scotch Bonnet
Level 64 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30686
Level 82
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30686
Level 65
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30686
Level 96
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30686
Level 74
(1)
(1)
Company Man #76374
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31085
Level 69
(1)
(1)
Engineer's Cap
Level 64 Hat
(1)
Pilotka #80885
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Distinguished Rogue #69688
Level 12 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30068
Level 8
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Unknown Item 30328
Level 9
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
HazMat Headcase
Level 16 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
(1)
Unknown Item 31170
Level 77
(1)
(1)
Croft's Crest #47318
Level 41 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Steel Songbird #63619
Level 9
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Western Wear #87181
Level 35 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Antlers
Level 6
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
(1)
Unknown Item 30128
Level 29
(1)
Unknown Item 30137
Level 95
(1)
One-Man Army
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30429
Level 2
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 89
(1)
Desert Marauder
Level 9 Hat
(1)
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
Unknown Item 30414
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30323
Level 95
(1)
Unknown Item 30405
Level 23
(1)
Unknown Item 30128
Level 31
(1)
Unknown Item 30135
Level 63
(1)
Exorcizor
Level 23 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 85 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
Unknown Item 30427
Level 76
(1)
Détective Noir
Level 90 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30314
Level 38
(1)
Vintage Merryweather
Level 12 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
(1)
Villain's Veil
Level 9 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
(1)
Unknown Item 30183
Level 64
(1)
Unknown Item 30413
Level 86
(1)
Unknown Item 30353 #47761
Level 39
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Merryweather
Level 72 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
(1)
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 26 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
(1)
Spooky Sleeves
Level 73 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
(1)
Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 88 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
(1)
Unknown Item 30564
Level 14
(1)
Unknown Item 30401
Level 79
(1)
Unknown Item 30164
Level 39
(1)
Unknown Item 30368 #46937
Level 74
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 73 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
Executioner
Level 40
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
(1)
Unknown Item 30334
Level 60
(1)
Bonedolier
Level 85 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
Bolgan Family Crest
Level 67 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Desert Marauder
Level 11 Hat
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 18 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Heroic Companion Badge #54854
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30369
Level 3
(1)
Pounding Father #64005
Level 91
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30130 #51139
Level 81
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 34
(1)
Smissmas Wreath #63861
Level 22 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
Unknown Item 31009
Level 88
(1)
(1)
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 34 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30334
Level 64
(1)
Unknown Item 30325
Level 2
(1)
Unknown Item 30075
Level 74
(1)
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Scotch Bonnet
Level 74 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
(1)
Unknown Item 30315
Level 67
(1)
Ol' Geezer
Level 26 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
Unknown Item 30089
Level 10
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 28 Hat
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 85 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Bonk Helm
Level 28 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
(1)
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 75 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
(1)
Unknown Item 30324
Level 16
(1)
Unknown Item 30420
Level 91
(1)
Unknown Item 30142
Level 84
(1)
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 44
(1)
Unknown Item 30328
Level 50
(1)
Medi-Mask
Level 10 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
(1)
Unknown Item 30324
Level 100
(1)
HazMat Headcase
Level 69 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
(1)
Person in the Iron Mask #63998
Level 95
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sydney Straw Boat #39199
Level 75
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30378 #26893
Level 55
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Desert Marauder #73196
Level 96 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30177
Level 88
(1)
Unknown Item 30368
Level 66
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 61
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30546
Level 72
(1)
Unknown Item 30351 #46568
Level 14
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30749
Level 61
(1)
(1)
Digit Divulger
Level 58 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
(1)
Emerald Jarate
Level 99
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30163
Level 7
(1)
Unknown Item 30304
Level 78
(1)
Medi-Mask
Level 11 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
(1)
Antlers
Level 79
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
(1)
Anger
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 60 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Capo's Capper #96841
Level 18 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Milkman
Level 77 Hat
(1)
()
Unknown Item 31177
Level 98
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30058 #59037
Level 46
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Under Cover
Level 56
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Tuxxy
Level 55 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
(1)
Team Captain #45486
Level 44 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
(1)
Reggaelator
Level 59 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
(1)
Unknown Item 30351
Level 18
(1)
Unknown Item 30350 #32454
Level 39
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30413
Level 91
(1)
Unknown Item 30345 #45778
Level 96
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30086 #21137
Level 26
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
(1)
Unknown Item 31092
Level 44
(1)
(1)
Whale Bone Charm #65094
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Geisha Boy
Level 32 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30548
Level 87
(1)
Tomb Wrapper #63494
Level 33 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Nose Candy #34230
Level 53 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
(1)
The Superfan
Level 10
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Aqua Flops #67862
Level 26 Flip-Flops
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a
little taste of the tropics?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pounding Father #60203
Level 74
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
Unknown Item 30059 #30426
Level 4
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31170
Level 11
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30786
Level 40
(10)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30340 #8030
Level 57
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30394
Level 76
(1)
Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 7 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
(1)
Unknown Item 30375 #35753
Level 41
(1)
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 39 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
(1)
Western Wear
Level 49 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Team Captain #83648
Level 39 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30072
Level 49
(1)
Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Emerald Jarate
Level 8
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30824
Level 52
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30824
Level 2
(1)
(1)
Frontier Flyboy
Level 33
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30936
Level 4
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31090
Level 36
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30178
Level 89
(1)
Chief Constable #68579
Level 21
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
The Superfan
Level 10
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30064 #56758
Level 68
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1091 #47288
Level 16
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30835
Level 67
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30121 #43678
Level 100
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31166
Level 30
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30835
Level 60
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30835
Level 57
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30835
Level 93
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30644
Level 70
(1)
(1)
Spooky Shoes
Level 62 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 4
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spooky Sleeves
Level 72 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
(1)
Unknown Item 30422
Level 71
(1)
Unknown Item 30064 #42445
Level 69
(1)
Anger
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Carl #66738
Level 72 Hair
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the
unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long
flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness
wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you
the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Merc Medal #71242
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Team Captain
Level 8 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
(1)
Unknown Item 1039 #26405
Level 72
(1)
Unknown Item 30353 #46135
Level 72
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30177 #45366
Level 93
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31006
Level 60
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30644
Level 10
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30118 #55591
Level 3
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Distinguished Rogue #70181
Level 49 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cold War Luchador #80063
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Team Captain #86652
Level 29 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30177
Level 44
(1)
Unknown Item 30369
Level 34
(1)
Unknown Item 31095
Level 1
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30824
Level 28
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30682
Level 98
(1)
(1)
Anger
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30396
Level 30
(1)
Unknown Item 30410 #43871
Level 56
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 17 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
(1)
Unknown Item 30364
Level 20
(1)
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 41 Hat
Straight outta control point.
(1)
Unknown Item 30115 #57875
Level 90
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31172
Level 31
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30969
Level 52
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31170
Level 16
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31170
Level 67
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31170
Level 47
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30170 #49249
Level 88
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30875
Level 90
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30109
Level 76
(1)
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 90 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
(1)
Steel Shako
Level 29 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
(1)
Steel Shako
Level 31 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
(1)
Steel Shako
Level 10 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
(1)
Steel Shako
Level 49 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
(1)
Front Runner
Level 52
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
(1)
Spooky Sleeves
Level 39 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
(1)
Ze Goggles
Level 92 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
Unknown Item 30893
Level 86
(1)
(1)
That '70s Chapeau #64613
Level 66
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30893
Level 99
(1)
(1)
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 18 Hat
(1)
Defiant Spartan
Level 55
(1)
Unknown Item 30135
Level 42
(1)
Unknown Item 30135 #57022
Level 86
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30428
Level 5
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30178
Level 57
(1)
Reggaelator
Level 32 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Cross-Comm Express #73420
Level 31
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Silver Bullets
Level 45
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Captain's Cocktails #74711
Level 40
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Captain's Cocktails #71341
Level 15
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Captain's Cocktails
Level 23
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Anger
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 31015
Level 32
(1)
(1)
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 91 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
(1)
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30985
Level 55
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30803
Level 55
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30564 #39812
Level 100
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Company Man #83188
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30417 #49867
Level 60
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pocket Medic #86012
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30136 #46892
Level 29
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stainless Pot
Level 9 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Hot Dogger #78047
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dread Knot
Level 87 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Country
Level 69
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30123 #58366
Level 96
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30327
Level 15
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Chief Constable #63921
Level 70
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Last Straw #66459
Level 2
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30818
Level 41
(1)
(1)
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
(1)
Unknown Item 30064 #56256
Level 12
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30092
Level 15
(1)
Unknown Item 30190
Level 39
(1)
Carouser's Capotain
Level 18 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
(1)
Exquisite Rack
Level 53
(1)
Flipped Trilby
Level 82 Hat
(1)
Anger
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30130
Level 15
(1)
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 31 Hat
(1)
Carouser's Capotain
Level 34 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
(1)
Executioner
Level 77
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
(1)
Camera Beard
Level 53 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
(1)
Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 16 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
(1)
Unknown Item 30130
Level 87
(1)
Unknown Item 30097
Level 45
(1)
Level 85
(1)
Camera Beard
Level 61 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
(1)
Unknown Item 31175
Level 61
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30569
Level 71
(1)
Unknown Item 30189 #49488
Level 30
(1)
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 6 Hat
(1)
Grenadier Helm
Level 39
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
(1)
Unknown Item 30391 #42782
Level 14
(1)
Bonk Boy #103489
Level 82 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30362 #45612
Level 93
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30068
Level 47
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30930
Level 9
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30997
Level 20
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30846
Level 59
(1)
(1)
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 48 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
Unknown Item 31060
Level 9
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31062
Level 19
(1)
(1)
Photo Badge #82257
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Scottish Snarl
Level 56
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30178 #57587
Level 10
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30402
Level 37
(1)
Unknown Item 30178 #57311
Level 91
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30645
Level 23
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31087
Level 54
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30178
Level 92
(1)
Planeswalker Goggles #86088
Level 75 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Last Breath #81890
Level 13 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Point and Shoot #73338
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Point and Shoot #69988
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
(1)
Point and Shoot #65032
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Point and Shoot #73346
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Point and Shoot #77967
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Point and Shoot #79370
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30824
Level 65
(1)
(1)
Scotch Bonnet
Level 10 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30178
Level 32
(1)
Unknown Item 30068
Level 21
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cut Throat Concierge #65961
Level 74 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Last Breath
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1
(1)
Siberian Sophisticate #67799
Level 81 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Grizzled Growth #66042
Level 60 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30868
Level 20
(1)
(1)
Rusty Reaper
Level 37 Hat
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint
something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
(1)
Unknown Item 31174
Level 30
(1)
(1)
Wilson Weave #64451
Level 37 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Team Captain #89372
Level 58 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30637
Level 4
(1)
(1)
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 90 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30975
Level 78
(1)
(1)
Bonk Boy
Level 69 Hat
(1)
Anger
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30402
Level 45
(1)
Unknown Item 30414
Level 21
(1)
Unknown Item 30402
Level 50
(1)
Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 59 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
(1)
Unknown Item 30397
Level 37
(1)
Der Wintermantel
Level 62 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
(1)
Unknown Item 30165
Level 43
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 99 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
(1)
Unknown Item 30131
Level 37
(1)
Unknown Item 30105
Level 79
(1)
Unknown Item 30392
Level 45
(1)
Unknown Item 30089
Level 73
(1)
Team Captain
Level 28 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
(1)
Dead Cone
Level 76 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 25 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30164
Level 65
(1)
Last Breath #48004
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30178
Level 83
(1)
Unknown Item 30178 #57414
Level 34
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Unknown Item 30121
Level 20
(1)
Digit Divulger
Level 33 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
(1)
Villain's Veil
Level 69 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
(1)
Last Breath
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30121
Level 31
(1)
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Unknown Item 30328
Level 80
(1)
Familiar Fez
Level 76 Hat
(1)
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 41 Hat
(1)
Villain's Veil
Level 5 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
(1)
Unknown Item 30173
Level 51
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 7
(1)
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 30 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
Unknown Item 30186
Level 37
(1)
Unknown Item 30066
Level 67
(1)
Unknown Item 30773
Level 6
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30340 #45860
Level 94
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30340 #47377
Level 71
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30364 #30753
Level 14
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
(1)
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30523
Level 23
(1)
Unknown Item 30204
Level 32
(1)
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Big Country
Level 36
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 8 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 76 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bonk Boy
Level 66 Hat
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 45 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Hotrod
Level 36 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
(1)
Gym Rat #82176
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31178
Level 40
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30309
Level 45
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30403 #49461
Level 34
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tomb Wrapper #64937
Level 12 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cockfighter #63536
Level 10
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker
with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
(1)
Camera Beard
Level 17 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
(1)
Blind Justice #60704
Level 43 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
(1)
Unknown Item 30110
Level 46
(1)
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
(1)
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 19 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30362
Level 30
(1)
Unknown Item 30178
Level 77
(1)
Unknown Item 30556
Level 91
(1)
Unknown Item 30569 #41323
Level 73
(1)
Unknown Item 30939
Level 77
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30352 #44627
Level 49
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30835
Level 34
(1)
(1)
Atomic Accolade #72681
Level 77 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Officer's Ushanka
Level 70
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
(1)
Unknown Item 31109
Level 18
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31114
Level 63
(1)
(1)
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 34 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
(1)
Unknown Item 30553
Level 28
(1)
Unknown Item 30396 #45628
Level 61
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30177 #41495
Level 9
(1)
Fallen Angel
Level 79
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Der Wintermantel
Level 36 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
(1)
Unknown Item 30379
Level 86
(1)
Cut Throat Concierge #63998
Level 100 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30165
Level 73
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30361 #43561
Level 75
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30324
Level 27
(1)
"Durrr eheheh im redarded"
Level 71
"Durrr eheheh im redarded"
()
()
(1)
Merc's Muffler
Level 36 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
(1)
Unknown Item 30066
Level 1
(1)
Steam Pipe
Level 27 Pipe
Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the
harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and
dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman
Dracula glasses!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 83 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Western Wear
Level 46 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Brown Bomber
Level 66
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
(1)
Bubble Pipe
Level 52
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30165
Level 65
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Industrial Festivizer
Level 58
(1)
Unknown Item 30177
Level 30
(1)
Unknown Item 30379 #43582
Level 59
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
(1)
Medi-Mask
Level 74 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
(1)
Unknown Item 30402
Level 66
(1)
Unknown Item 31114
Level 4
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30131
Level 11
(1)
Apparition's Aspect
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Pickled Paws
Level 8
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Hair of the Dog
Level 18
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 39 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
(1)
Unknown Item 30396
Level 80
(1)
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
(1)
Level 68
(1)
Camera Beard
Level 63 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
(1)
Der Wintermantel
Level 64 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
(1)
Unknown Item 30960
Level 40
(1)
(1)
Digit Divulger
Level 70 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
(1)
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Conjurer's Cowl
Level 94 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30391
Level 28
(1)
Unknown Item 30324
Level 28
(1)
Level 28
(1)
Unknown Item 30402
Level 71
(1)
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 74 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
(1)
Unknown Item 30480
Level 42
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30178 #54841
Level 39
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30351 #47387
Level 28
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30324
Level 47
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30482
Level 67
(1)
(1)
Tomb Wrapper #60991
Level 46 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Unknown Item 31078
Level 86
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30745
Level 47
(1)
(1)
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 53 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
(1)
Unknown Item 30177
Level 50
(1)
Camera Beard
Level 59 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
(1)
Unknown Item 30117 #58183
Level 23
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30825
Level 26
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30412 #28393
Level 71
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30853
Level 92
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30571 #43632
Level 67
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
B-ankh!
Level 28
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30413
Level 21
(1)
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 45
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30482
Level 54
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30103 #58319
Level 90
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Intangible Ascot
Level 14
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30796
Level 18
(1)
(1)
Last Breath
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
(1)
(1.35)
()
Croft's Crest #63898
Level 11 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Blighted Beak
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30352 #47600
Level 25
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30328
Level 55
(1)
Unknown Item 31179
Level 61
(1)
(1)
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 11 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
(1)
Unknown Item 30409
Level 44
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 31129
Level 31
(1)
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 31128
Level 50
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31067
Level 56
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31083
Level 64
(1)
(1)
Steel Songbird #62568
Level 52
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
#60032
Level 76
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Carl #66359
Level 72 Hair
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the
unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long
flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness
wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you
the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30826
Level 27
(1)
(1)
Exorcizor
Level 47 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
Bonk Boy
Level 12 Hat
(1)
Hound Dog
Level 65 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 13
(1)
Exorcizor
Level 96 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spooky Sleeves
Level 90 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
(1)
Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 27 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
(1)
Burning Bongos
Level 99 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Hat of Cards
Level 3
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
(1)
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 66 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30333
Level 73
(1)
Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
(1)
Unknown Item 30170
Level 3
(1)
Unknown Item 30186
Level 78
(1)
Unknown Item 30563
Level 71
(1)
Unknown Item 30324
Level 11
(1)
Unknown Item 30178
Level 84
(1)
Hat With No Name
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 57 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30394
Level 24
(1)
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 70
(1)
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 85 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
(1)
Flair!
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Backwards Ballcap
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
(1)
Unknown Item 30124 #45222
Level 65
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spooky Sleeves
Level 55 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
(1)
Unknown Item 30310
Level 65
(1)
HazMat Headcase
Level 92 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
(1)
Unknown Item 30390
Level 99
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 41 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 31081
Level 26
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30396
Level 55
(1)
Unknown Item 30427
Level 99
(1)
Unknown Item 30323
Level 33
(1)
Unknown Item 30402
Level 74
(1)
Unknown Item 30331
Level 5
(1)
Unknown Item 30110
Level 55
(1)
Scotch Bonnet
Level 43 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
(1)
Conjurer's Cowl
Level 32 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
(1)
Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 95 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
(1)
Unknown Item 30398
Level 46
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 26 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Unknown Item 30076
Level 70
(1)
HazMat Headcase
Level 94 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
(1)
Camera Beard
Level 89 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
(1)
Unknown Item 30561
Level 68
(1)
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 42
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
(1)
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 92 Hat
(1)
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 66 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
(1)
Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
(1)
Unknown Item 1095
Level 57
(1)
Unknown Item 31087
Level 62
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31086
Level 56
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30131
Level 76
(1)
Der Wintermantel
Level 66 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
(1)
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 59 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
(1)
Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 38 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
(1)
Hat With No Name #82872
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
Unknown Item 30392
Level 28
(1)
Unknown Item 30083
Level 28
(1)
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 40 Hat
Straight outta control point.
(1)
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 36 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
(1)
Spooky Sleeves
Level 55 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30389 #36797
Level 88
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Your Worst Nightmare #35821
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
(1)
Cross-Comm Express #69366
Level 6
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30312
Level 39
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30066
Level 32
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Level 18
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Vigilant Pin #69518
Level 44 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rogue's Col Roule #48585
Level 15 Apparel
(1)
Idiot Box
Level 64
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
B-ankh!
Level 10
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Wrap Battler
Level 21
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30414
Level 76
(1)
Unknown Item 30130
Level 11
(1)
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
(1)
Hat With No Name
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
Unknown Item 30419 #46826
Level 30
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31109
Level 79
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31110
Level 80
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31114
Level 30
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31148
Level 13
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30682
Level 13
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30977
Level 21
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30862
Level 30
(1)
(1)
Doublecross-Comm #72237
Level 78
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
(1)
Vintage Merryweather
Level 39 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30336 #47221
Level 60
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30351 #47436
Level 9
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30074
Level 96
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30085 #62660
Level 85
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 76 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 50 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30550
Level 78
(1)
Unknown Item 30821
Level 75
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30821
Level 18
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30066
Level 72
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Blighted Beak
Level 40 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30750
Level 55
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30750
Level 98
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30317
Level 43
(1)
Unknown Item 31139
Level 62
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31137
Level 88
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31141
Level 73
(1)
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30165
Level 80
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 81 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Merc's Muffler
Level 82 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
(1)
Unknown Item 30165
Level 96
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30550
Level 66
(1)
Virus Doctor
Level 76 Hat
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler,
or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you
look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver
and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
(1)
Gridiron Guardian
Level 13 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
(1)
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 91 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
(1)
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 87 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
(1)
Teddy Robobelt
Level 41 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
(1)
Bolt Boy
Level 30 Hat
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to
an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's
also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on
here even we don't know what to make of it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30379
Level 79
(1)
Merc's Muffler
Level 57 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30309
Level 60
(1)
Jag
Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_RepairRate_Decreased
()
(1)
()
(0.756)
(0.67)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30388 #49849
Level 81
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30744
Level 76
(1)
(1)
Aqua Flops #67885
Level 22 Flip-Flops
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a
little taste of the tropics?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30983
Level 20
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30626
Level 30
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30788
Level 16
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30893
Level 24
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30971
Level 5
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31113
Level 33
(1)
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 1153
Level 80
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(1)
()
(0.608)
(0.5)
(1)
(1065353216)
Unknown Item 30631
Level 48
(1)
(1)
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
()
(1)
()
(0.608)
(1)
Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing
()
(0.1)
(1065353216)
Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
(1)
(0.25)
(1.1)
Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(1.15)
(5)
(3)
Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
#Attrib_HealthRegen
()
(1)
Unknown Item 30108
Level 49
(1)
Unknown Item 31030
Level 45
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31030
Level 94
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30339 #47877
Level 86
(1)
Unknown Item 30747
Level 39
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30305
Level 1
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30397 #49339
Level 24
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hound Dog
Level 89 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
El Jefe #43895
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Fruit Shoot
Level 81
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Apparition's Aspect
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 1
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
(1)
Soldier's Stogie
Level 35 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Armored Authority
Level 40 Hat
(1)
Medi-Mask
Level 35 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
(1)
Le Party Phantom
Level 57
(1)
Geisha Boy
Level 34 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Unknown Item 30929
Level 6
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30422
Level 48
(1)
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 21 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 31136
Level 75
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30325
Level 91
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 90
(1)
Safe'n'Sound
Level 56 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
(1)
Spooky Sleeves
Level 30 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
(1)
Bonk Boy
Level 90 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30312
Level 34
(1)
Unknown Item 30400
Level 77
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 34 Facial Hair
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 86 Facial Hair
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 71 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30067
Level 42
(1)
Unknown Item 30312
Level 21
(1)
Flipped Trilby
Level 36 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30133
Level 67
(1)
Unknown Item 30395
Level 16
(1)
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 30 Hat
(1)
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 98 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30110
Level 87
(1)
Unknown Item 30412
Level 10
(1)
Unknown Item 30164
Level 62
(1)
One-Man Army
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
(1)
Unknown Item 30431
Level 88
(1)
Head Warmer
Level 12
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
(1)
Conjurer's Cowl
Level 43 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
(1)
Blighted Beak
Level 68 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30306
Level 28
(1)
Level 10
(1)
Blighted Beak
Level 68 Hat
(1)
All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
(1)
Cold Killer
Level 70
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
(1)
Unknown Item 30571 #43150
Level 38
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30412
Level 99
(1)
Unknown Item 30190
Level 69
(1)
Merc's Muffler
Level 21 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
(1)
Unknown Item 30395
Level 13
(1)
Unknown Item 30317
Level 29
(1)
Unknown Item 30419
Level 16
(1)
Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Industrial Festivizer
Level 53
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 83 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
(1)
Unknown Item 30563
Level 23
(1)
Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
(1)
All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
(1)
Unknown Item 31129
Level 65
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30771
Level 10
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30165
Level 2
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30092
Level 3
(1)
Unknown Item 30187 #53117
Level 9
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30324
Level 97
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30983
Level 67
(1)
(1)
Backwards Ballcap #76778
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 98
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
(1)
Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_AmmoBecomesHealth
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Reduced
()
(1)
()
(0.455)
(72)
(1065353216)
(0.2)
(1065353216)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(1)
()
(0.608)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Tuxxy #62493
Level 8 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30856
Level 26
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30939
Level 34
(1)
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 1188
Level 50
(1)
Bearded Bombardier #57494
Level 62 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30085
Level 44
(1)
Unknown Item 30062 #43523
Level 78
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30960
Level 82
(1)
(1)
Villain's Veil
Level 44 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30107
Level 80
(1)
Idea Tube
Level 21 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30313
Level 99
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 98
(1)
Unknown Item 30135
Level 29
(1)
Attendant
Level 54 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30115
Level 84
(1)
Unknown Item 30084
Level 23
(1)
Unknown Item 30422
Level 37
(1)
Unknown Item 30123
Level 41
(1)
Digit Divulger
Level 7 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
(1)
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 89
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
(1)
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 94 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30987
Level 85
(10)
(1)
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30313
Level 64
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30773
Level 88
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30773
Level 63
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30773
Level 39
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30773
Level 10
(1)
(1)
Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 50 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30165
Level 71
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30997
Level 21
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30340
Level 15
(1)
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30397 #19052
Level 19
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hero's Hachimaki #37675
Level 85 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Stealth Steeler
Level 60
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Kringle Collection
Level 17 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
(1)
Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
(1)
Last Breath
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30402
Level 92
(1)
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #74128
Level 96
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Apparition's Aspect #66034
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 31075
Level 17
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30079 #47127
Level 84
(1)
Unknown Item 30420
Level 95
(1)
Unknown Item 31106
Level 55
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30309
Level 55
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30342 #42600
Level 73
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
(1)
Unknown Item 31117
Level 72
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30807
Level 74
(1)
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 80
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30178 #41583
Level 3
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30838
Level 16
(1)
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Level 1
(1)
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
(1)
(1)
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level 1
()
(1)
(30)
()
(1065353216)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
()
(1)
()
(0.455)
(72)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level 19
#Attrib_Sapper_Degenerates_Buildings
#Attrib_Sapper_Damage_Penalty
()
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Quality 15 Unknown Item 16391
Level 99
(0.2)
()
(1)
(1)
(1)
(0)
(2)
(391)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Summary
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 517 |
| Hats | 332 |
| Misc | 233 |
| Metal | 371 items worth 2901 scrap |
| Unknown | 914 |
| Total | 2367 |
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