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#119
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The following items were overlapping other items or in invalid backpack positions:
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#108
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Scout
(188 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(188 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(244 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(244 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(333 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(333 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(279 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(279 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(224 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(224 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(272 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(272 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(212 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(212 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(236 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(236 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(200 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(200 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Unknown Item 5893
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5892)
(1)
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Master Mind
Level 51
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to
oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you
glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that
capitalizes on both.
(1)
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
(1)
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level
Level
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Level
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level
Level
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Antique Halloween Goodie Cauldron
Level 1 Package
You can pry open the lid of this cauldron to see what strangeness lies
within... from your backpack... IF YOU DARE.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5718
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5772
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5718
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5826
Level 15
(1)
(1)
(3)
(1)
(1)
(1)
(1542290400)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 5718
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5718
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Unknown Item 5886
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Unknown Item 5900
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 31027
Level 15
(1)
(1)
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Wingstick #70111
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wingstick #69768
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Birdcage #68861
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 28 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 56 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 1096
Level 84
"Yes, this says that i'm actually better than you!"
()
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 75 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30081
Level 41
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 96
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 24
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 98
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 1096
Level 83
(1)
Wingstick #65270
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Waxy Wayfinder #63133
Level 9
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 70 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hetman's Headpiece #74001
Level 89 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocodile Smile #69180
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Janissary Ketche #69583
Level 98 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Unknown Item 1096 #37705
Level 93
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30070
Level 49
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 32
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 56 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 80 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Unknown Item 1096 #37223
Level 28
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 39
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 49 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Crocodile Smile #68661
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 99
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 67 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 63 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 45 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 60
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 22
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 53
(1)
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Stocking Stuffer #66019
Level 58 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 98 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Helmet Without a Home
Level 98
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 54
(1)
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 88 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 16 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 10 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 84
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coupe D'isaster
Level 43 Hat
(1)
Birdcage #67235
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Janissary Ketche #74085
Level 15 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1096 #34906
Level 19
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1096 #37497
Level 30
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30071
Level 2
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 79 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30081
Level 86
(1)
Stately Steel Toe #65221
Level 74 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hetman's Headpiece #74019
Level 38 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30181
Level 39
(1)
Smissmas Wreath #42574
Level 5 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1096
Level 3
(1)
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 27 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 20 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 82
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Crocodile Smile #69035
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 94
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 83 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Unknown Item 1097 #37516
Level 6
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30070
Level 64
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 26 Hat
(1)
Janissary Ketche
Level 37 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 72
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 46
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Unknown Item 1097 #36400
Level 6
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 16 Hat
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 73 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coupe D'isaster
Level 50 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30070
Level 46
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coffin Kit
Level 87 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 90
(1)
Smissmas Wreath #52572
Level 61 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 60 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 59 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 39
(1)
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 63
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 14
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
Stately Steel Toe #71048
Level 97 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Janissary Ketche
Level 4 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 67
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 41
(1)
Copper's Hard Top
Level 26
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 70
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30094
Level 40
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 58
(1)
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 76
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Unknown Item 1096 #37766
Level 46
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stocking Stuffer #65868
Level 41 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stocking Stuffer #63289
Level 2 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stocking Stuffer #66233
Level 88 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stocking Stuffer #66286
Level 83 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stocking Stuffer #65493
Level 67 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30081
Level 7
(1)
Janissary Ketche
Level 12 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Copper's Hard Top
Level 69
(1)
Copper's Hard Top #68639
Level 95
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #55082
Level 52
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1097
Level 58
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience #69365
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stately Steel Toe #43483
Level 78 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stocking Stuffer #66365
Level 99 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tam O' Shanter
Level 47 Hat
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 13 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 61
(1)
Unknown Item 1097
Level 57
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 21 Hat
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience #68830
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Unknown Item 30094
Level 17
(1)
Unknown Item 30162 #43008
Level 18
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30162 #43009
Level 15
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1096
Level 58
(1)
Unknown Item 30103 #44556
Level 63
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Copper's Hard Top #70517
Level 28
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30181 #41303
Level 92
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1096 #37793
Level 86
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tam O' Shanter
Level 77 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30094
Level 45
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 85
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Pugilist's Protector
Level 46 Hat
(1)
Tam O' Shanter #70602
Level 50 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tam O' Shanter #68351
Level 86 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tam O' Shanter
Level 93 Hat
(1)
Tam O' Shanter #71055
Level 9 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #56117
Level 75
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tam O' Shanter #71262
Level 9 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #54485
Level 89
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #54781
Level 26
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #54767
Level 38
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30103
Level 20
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 44
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 41
(1)
Unknown Item 30091 #42917
Level 40
(1)
Stately Steel Toe #70396
Level 99 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
Unknown Item 30094
Level 90
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 78
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 61 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30103
Level 8
(1)
Unknown Item 30114
Level 40
(1)
Unknown Item 1097
Level 52
(1)
Stocking Stuffer #66383
Level 36 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Moonman Backpack #73861
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 60 Hat
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 89 Hat
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 58 Hat
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 99 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 48 Hat
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 34 Hat
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 68 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30094
Level 83
(1)
Unknown Item 30103
Level 94
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 37 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30071
Level 14
(1)
Unknown Item 30081 #41939
Level 45
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coffin Kit
Level 46 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Stately Steel Toe #71569
Level 51 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30087
Level 78
(1)
Copper's Hard Top #70441
Level 30
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30094 #44038
Level 38
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Helmet Without a Home
Level 17
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #42688
Level 69
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30072
Level 37
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30072
Level 47
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 92 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 15 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 97
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 11
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 27
(1)
Unknown Item 30107 #11514
Level 13
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 11
(1)
Pocket Purrer #57172
Level 46 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pocket Purrer #57675
Level 87 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coffin Kit
Level 53 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 28
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Janissary Ketche #73786
Level 51 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30117 #44035
Level 36
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 3 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30162 #42075
Level 28
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Waxy Wayfinder #63621
Level 39
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 50 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30072
Level 30
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 26
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Unknown Item 1097
Level 29
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30416 #32130
Level 10
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pugilist's Protector
Level 78 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30103 #44579
Level 20
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 79
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 72
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Unknown Item 30117
Level 51
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 98 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Stately Steel Toe
Level 33 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30418
Level 57
(1)
Stocking Stuffer
Level 90 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles #69311
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 57 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
(1)
Pugilist's Protector
Level 6 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30181
Level 15
(1)
Janissary Ketche
Level 70 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30181 #42628
Level 30
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 93
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 26 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 61
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Ornament Armament #67625
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 87
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 71
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 98
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Copper's Hard Top #65957
Level 21
(1)
Smissmas Wreath #53317
Level 83 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Private Eye
Level 90 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30418 #35772
Level 98
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30069
Level 87
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 69
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 2
(1)
Copper's Hard Top #70829
Level 60
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Helmet Without a Home #61717
Level 92
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 95 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Unknown Item 30346 #32539
Level 66
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 12
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 55
(1)
Unknown Item 30114
Level 1
(1)
Smissmas Wreath #53267
Level 28 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience #69433
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Copper's Hard Top
Level 6
(1)
Unknown Item 30418 #7699
Level 28
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 78 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pugilist's Protector
Level 43 Hat
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 69 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 86
(1)
Unknown Item 30094 #43993
Level 21
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30346
Level 43
(1)
Unknown Item 30416 #35849
Level 92
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30071
Level 90
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 8 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spectre's Spectacles #69407
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tam O' Shanter
Level 68 Hat
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 38
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Tam O' Shanter
Level 7 Hat
(1)
Tam O' Shanter
Level 57 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30103
Level 7
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 53
(1)
Doctor's Sack
Level 90 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 7
(1)
Copper's Hard Top
Level 58
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 70 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Stocking Stuffer
Level 51 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Unknown Item 30114
Level 21
(1)
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
Doctor's Sack
Level 59 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
Unknown Item 30418
Level 2
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 56
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 37 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30136 #44560
Level 31
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30072
Level 10
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 48
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Unknown Item 30346 #33645
Level 76
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Itsy Bitsy Spyer #68142
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30308
Level 50
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Smissmas Wreath #50697
Level 16 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Captain's Cocktails
Level 86
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 68
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Private Eye
Level 57 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 43 Hat
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 45 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 57
(1)
Tam O' Shanter
Level 38 Hat
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 19
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Unknown Item 30118 #39117
Level 33
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 69
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Unknown Item 30346 #25961
Level 44
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolted Bushman
Level 62
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Stately Steel Toe
Level 60 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30416
Level 45
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 40 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30081
Level 19
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 29
(1)
Unknown Item 30329
Level 100
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coupe D'isaster
Level 90 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Medic Mech-bag
Level 97
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 45
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Doctor's Sack #73262
Level 26 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Copper's Hard Top
Level 20
(1)
Moonman Backpack #69735
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
Idea Tube #57211
Level 21 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 57
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Unknown Item 30094
Level 79
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 74 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 1097
Level 32
(1)
Unknown Item 30346 #32259
Level 53
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30081
Level 43
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 96
(1)
Pocket Purrer #42118
Level 68 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30070
Level 42
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30903
Level 39
(1)
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30329
Level 100
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 60
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel #59905
Level 70 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 98 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 99
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers #51964
Level 62
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Unknown Item 30346 #33664
Level 23
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coffin Kit
Level 42 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 88
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 27
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 55 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 73 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 11
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 58
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 61
(1)
Tam O' Shanter
Level 26 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 1093 #17224
Level 20
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30308
Level 23
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Battery Bandolier
Level 53
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 46
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Unknown Item 1097
Level 92
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 32
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Unknown Item 30136 #35012
Level 100
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 3 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30094 #43998
Level 67
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ornament Armament #67758
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 45 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Little Buddy #69233
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 40
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 98
(1)
Stocking Stuffer
Level 56 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30903
Level 52
(1)
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern #54578
Level 59 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Medic Mech-bag
Level 97
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Unknown Item 30087 #44323
Level 74
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Photo Badge #68684
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Idea Tube #60723
Level 53 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Birdcage #69137
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Robot Running Man
Level 81
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
Private Eye
Level 24 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 69 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 42
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Unknown Item 30112
Level 86
(1)
Unknown Item 1096
Level 14
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 22
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 48 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
Unknown Item 30329
Level 9
(1)
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 55 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
(1)
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 8 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30071
Level 37
(1)
Unknown Item 1093 #38040
Level 2
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coupe D'isaster
Level 70 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spectre's Spectacles #68949
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Helmet Without a Home #61781
Level 53
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30327
Level 63
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker #57958
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stealth Steeler
Level 97
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 22
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Birdcage #68858
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
U-clank-a
Level 62
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Private Eye
Level 39 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 27
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 27
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 18
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 31
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 3
(1)
Sydney Straw Boat #49831
Level 45
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30114 #43099
Level 87
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
#57542
Level 35
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30321
Level 99
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 80 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 25
(1)
Unknown Item 30117 #44489
Level 26
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30091
Level 93
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 15
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Furious Fukaamigasa #5640
Level 74 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 89
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Tam O' Shanter #69957
Level 18 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30107 #43152
Level 46
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bootie Time #67479
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 78
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 57
(1)
Unknown Item 30103
Level 41
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 1
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 98
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Captain's Cocktails #60465
Level 79
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teufort Tooth Kicker #60474
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30346 #25978
Level 69
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30329
Level 98
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Koala Compact #57144
Level 3 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30181
Level 81
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 63
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Unknown Item 30136
Level 6
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 17
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30318
Level 83
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30107
Level 2
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 59
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 70
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 84
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 22 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 47
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Stocking Stuffer
Level 50 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30329
Level 31
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 72
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Unknown Item 30114 #44078
Level 63
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30117 #43915
Level 65
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30416
Level 7
(1)
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
Unknown Item 30113 #44584
Level 30
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 68 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 12
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 81
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 58
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 12
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 1
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 26
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder #39247
Level 56
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Jingle Belt
Level 25 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Unknown Item 30107 #43829
Level 56
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stealth Steeler
Level 94
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 15 Hat
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 40
(1)
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
Unknown Item 30180
Level 75
(1)
Unknown Item 30180
Level 46
(1)
Unknown Item 30180 #42010
Level 1
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Jingle Belt #66504
Level 73 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Jingle Belt
Level 7 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Jingle Belt #39853
Level 98 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Jingle Belt
Level 71 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Jingle Belt #65880
Level 17 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Jingle Belt
Level 20 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30087
Level 17
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 63
(1)
Koala Compact #55082
Level 83 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 98
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 21
(1)
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #56318
Level 12
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
U-clank-a
Level 61
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 88
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Unknown Item 30120 #37868
Level 48
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teufort Tooth Kicker #53869
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1096 #31486
Level 24
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolted Bushman
Level 36
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 80
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 88
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 62 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 95 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 21
(1)
Koala Compact
Level 80 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 49 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 31
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 67 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 24 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 31
(1)
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Doctor's Sack
Level 4 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 34
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 26 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 91
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer #68193
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Itsy Bitsy Spyer #68194
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stealth Steeler
Level 81
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 70
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 57
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 20
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30087 #41972
Level 7
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30081
Level 49
(1)
Janissary Ketche
Level 88 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30346 #32566
Level 85
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 4
(1)
Bolgan
Level 96
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Koala Compact
Level 100 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 72
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 17 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Stately Steel Toe
Level 85 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 46
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 40 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 70
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Unknown Item 30180
Level 97
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 99
(1)
Unknown Item 30117
Level 69
(1)
Copper's Hard Top
Level 56
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 94 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30416 #36120
Level 18
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30181 #43092
Level 19
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Furious Fukaamigasa #73200
Level 82 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30107 #43030
Level 16
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 82
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 52 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Unknown Item 30087
Level 47
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 11 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 86
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Koala Compact
Level 22 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 60
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 30
(1)
Unknown Item 30087
Level 18
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Stocking Stuffer #55471
Level 92 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Steel Songbird #50303
Level 85
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30091 #43917
Level 18
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stately Steel Toe #71536
Level 29 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30318
Level 45
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Robot Running Man
Level 83
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 99
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 13
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 67
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 24 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 33
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 14 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 66 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30136
Level 38
(1)
Pugilist's Protector
Level 55 Hat
(1)
Smissmas Wreath #53421
Level 21 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Photo Badge #68685
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Koala Compact
Level 27 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Unknown Item 30091 #44108
Level 11
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 68 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 95
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 52
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 16
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 79
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1097
Level 61
(1)
Bootie Time #66119
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Ornament Armament #64618
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30329
Level 71
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 85 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Scarecrow
Level 11 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
Unknown Item 30112
Level 98
(1)
Unknown Item 30120
Level 32
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 47
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30087
Level 27
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 57 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 14
(1)
Unknown Item 30418
Level 56
(1)
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 77 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30094
Level 25
(1)
Janissary Ketche
Level 39 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 44
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30328
Level 46
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 4
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 92
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 63
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Unknown Item 30162 #42390
Level 54
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30162
Level 28
(1)
Captain's Cocktails #61221
Level 22
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Helmet Without a Home
Level 50
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 2
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Unknown Item 30094 #44118
Level 81
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30308
Level 97
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30118
Level 77
(1)
Large Luchadore
Level 45 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer #65991
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pounding Father #50320
Level 67
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Little Buddy #67453
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30069
Level 87
(1)
Idea Tube #55960
Level 14 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coffin Kit
Level 40 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Medic Mech-bag
Level 78
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 81
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Pocket Purrer #45379
Level 8 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30136
Level 81
(1)
Unknown Item 30329
Level 93
(1)
Unknown Item 30136
Level 40
(1)
Stately Steel Toe #71328
Level 49 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 31
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 12
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 2
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 70
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 26
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 70
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 61
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 4
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 92
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 17
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 27
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 92
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 23
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 5
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 7
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 66 Hat
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 12
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 94
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 31
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Hot Dogger #59508
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 94 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina #60855
Level 18 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 51 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 13
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 65
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Birdcage #69125
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #56335
Level 87
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30326
Level 31
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 73 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 3 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Tam O' Shanter
Level 2 Hat
(1)
Stocking Stuffer
Level 11 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 48 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 29 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 98
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 68
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Stocking Stuffer
Level 90 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Pugilist's Protector
Level 74 Hat
(1)
Stocking Stuffer #65519
Level 81 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 33 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder #61530
Level 29
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Pugilist's Protector
Level 43 Hat
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote #32655
Level 71 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote #56022
Level 36 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30344
Level 52
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 31
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 22 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30903
Level 54
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30180
Level 48
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 99
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Unknown Item 30107 #44168
Level 34
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30120 #44442
Level 34
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ornament Armament #67985
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Helmet Without a Home
Level 96
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 95
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern #54685
Level 100 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1096 #36144
Level 100
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sydney Straw Boat #50064
Level 58
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doctor's Sack
Level 100 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
Unknown Item 30087 #44387
Level 99
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 41 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 1089 #35374
Level 21
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30114 #44293
Level 69
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Photo Badge #67491
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
Unknown Item 30416
Level 87
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 29 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30329
Level 14
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 3
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 13 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Unknown Item 30112
Level 63
(1)
Koala Compact
Level 97 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 85 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 60 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30162 #43160
Level 100
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pugilist's Protector
Level 55 Hat
(1)
Bonedolier
Level 71 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
Birdcage #68430
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30103
Level 13
(1)
Larrikin Robin
Level 26 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 84
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina #61221
Level 51 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel #61477
Level 62 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stocking Stuffer
Level 73 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 30
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 88
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern #52751
Level 3 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
U-clank-a
Level 24
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Tam O' Shanter
Level 87 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 79
(1)
Bolgan
Level 53
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1096 #37783
Level 26
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 2
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coffin Kit
Level 11 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 7
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 9
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 81
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 57 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 48 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 28
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 54
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Bonedolier
Level 27 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 78 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 8 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
Unknown Item 30094 #43907
Level 95
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 35 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30329
Level 67
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 6
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30329
Level 27
(1)
Unknown Item 30180
Level 35
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 49 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Unknown Item 1097
Level 4
(1)
Unknown Item 30308
Level 79
(1)
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 24 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Koala Compact
Level 38 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 80 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 12 Hat
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 73 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 80
(1)
Scarecrow
Level 9 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
Tam O' Shanter #71662
Level 42 Hat
(1)
Tam O' Shanter #66802
Level 65 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Janissary Ketche
Level 13 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
Bonedolier
Level 27 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 32 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30418
Level 63
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30087 #38092
Level 2
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
U-clank-a
Level 66
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Tam O' Shanter #71656
Level 38 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30180
Level 29
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 20 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 22
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Koala Compact
Level 34 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Dr. Whoa #68293
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pocket Purrer
Level 43 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 6 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Burning Bongos
Level 68 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 60 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30867
Level 96
(1)
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30867
Level 76
(1)
(1)
Doctor's Sack #64016
Level 4 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30416
Level 59
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 81 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30867
Level 99
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30091 #44323
Level 35
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30094
Level 7
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 100
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 8
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 37
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 66
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 67
(1)
Copper's Hard Top
Level 73
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 36 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 38
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 52 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #62495
Level 78 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Surgeon's Side Satchel #61550
Level 31 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Elfin Deal #68188
Level 97 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Elfin Deal #68233
Level 99 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Elfin Deal #68207
Level 73 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 4
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
#58478
Level 100
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ornament Armament #67974
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30326
Level 69
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 33 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Little Buddy #68827
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hot Dogger #69293
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30326
Level 38
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30162
Level 99
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 73
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 34 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 1097
Level 50
(1)
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 78 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30087 #44414
Level 81
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Jingle Belt #61577
Level 8 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spectre's Spectacles #68774
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pocket Purrer
Level 11 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30417 #32521
Level 49
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 24 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Strange Virus Doctor
Level 51 Hat
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler,
or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you
look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver
and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer #68060
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30071
Level 38
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stocking Stuffer
Level 50 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 21 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
(1)
Unknown Item 30113 #32993
Level 25
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 79
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Clan Pride #68459
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
Unknown Item 30346
Level 5
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
#58282
Level 39
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30118 #44336
Level 86
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 27
(1)
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 94
(1)
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 61 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 86
(1)
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 5
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 99
(1)
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 92
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 46 Hat
(1)
Private Eye
Level 22 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30103
Level 87
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker #55709
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 54 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Burning Bongos
Level 2 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Unknown Item 30136
Level 49
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 53
(1)
Pugilist's Protector
Level 52 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30103 #44746
Level 16
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30329
Level 4
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles #58194
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Copper's Hard Top #70983
Level 24
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sydney Straw Boat #50372
Level 52
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30398
Level 2
(1)
Scarecrow
Level 33 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 93
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Unknown Item 1096 #37985
Level 30
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tam O' Shanter #50455
Level 70 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30180 #40485
Level 37
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30398
Level 34
(1)
Conquistador
Level 1
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Stately Steel Toe
Level 86 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30103
Level 61
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 26
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 70
(1)
Burning Bongos
Level 42 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 78
(1)
Pugilist's Protector
Level 41 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 7
(1)
Unknown Item 1096
Level 16
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 67
(1)
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
Unknown Item 30417
Level 24
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 65
(1)
Conquistador
Level 47
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Doctor's Sack
Level 44 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
Koala Compact
Level 18 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 96
(1)
Unknown Item 30094
Level 6
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 79
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 96
(1)
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 43 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Unknown Item 30114
Level 92
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 69
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers #52909
Level 63
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30416 #36191
Level 86
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rump-o'-Lantern #55306
Level 26 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ornament Armament #68028
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stealth Steeler
Level 22
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 7
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 87 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Bonedolier
Level 83 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 23 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Conquistador
Level 13
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Furious Fukaamigasa #70924
Level 34 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Elfin Deal #67181
Level 28 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Medic Mech-bag
Level 31
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 48
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30321
Level 40
(1)
Unknown Item 30103 #44752
Level 41
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30327
Level 86
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bootie Time #67981
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Pugilist's Protector
Level 63 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30103
Level 46
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 14
(1)
Unknown Item 30094
Level 3
(1)
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 77
(1)
Unknown Item 30103
Level 49
(1)
Tam O' Shanter
Level 50 Hat
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 31 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 49
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Scarecrow
Level 16 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 45 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 25
(1)
Bonedolier
Level 10 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Unknown Item 30087
Level 90
(1)
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Unknown Item 1097 #37928
Level 71
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Level 6
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 43
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Hetman's Headpiece #70769
Level 91 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coffin Kit
Level 75 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tin Pot
Level 90
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Scarecrow
Level 91 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 95 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Ornament Armament #67834
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Medic Mech-bag
Level 78
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Unknown Item 1097
Level 67
(1)
Large Luchadore
Level 29 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Builder's Blueprints #69043
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
Unknown Item 30117
Level 44
(1)
Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Private Eye
Level 77 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Smissmas Wreath #53485
Level 29 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30114
Level 89
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 86
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
Unknown Item 30087 #44142
Level 51
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Moonman Backpack #74222
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
(1)
Idea Tube #59959
Level 16 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scarecrow
Level 95 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 52 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Itsy Bitsy Spyer #8969
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 62
(1)
Unknown Item 30329
Level 51
(1)
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 2 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 6
(1)
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 84 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Unknown Item 30329
Level 45
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Unknown Item 30398
Level 44
(1)
Scarecrow
Level 92 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 87 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 55 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 49
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 22 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Unknown Item 30417
Level 90
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 78
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 98
(1)
Unknown Item 30135
Level 72
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 99
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 23
(1)
Unknown Item 30418
Level 56
(1)
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 6 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 33 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 5 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 99
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30072
Level 23
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doctor's Sack
Level 60 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 2 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
German Gonzila
Level 47 Hat
(1)
Mutton Mann
Level 32 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
(1)
Level 63
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 93
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Fruit Shoot
Level 70
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 12 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 2
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 62 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
Unknown Item 30136
Level 45
(1)
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 1 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 42
(1)
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 13
(1)
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 33 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Large Luchadore
Level 61 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 96
(1)
Unknown Item 1096
Level 53
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 47
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30867
Level 44
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 5
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30181 #43166
Level 19
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doctor's Sack #72785
Level 4 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocodile Smile #68917
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ol' Geezer
Level 82 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Furious Fukaamigasa #72469
Level 86 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
Pocket Purrer #57227
Level 66 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30398
Level 67
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Strange Der Wintermantel
Level 95 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 91 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
Tam O' Shanter #71759
Level 46 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30114 #42342
Level 51
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 71 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel #61558
Level 63 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prairie Heel Biters #71581
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Medic Mech-bag
Level 12
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Level 88
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 65
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Nanobalaclava #70460
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stealth Steeler
Level 74
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Merc Medal #63537
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1096
Level 21
(1)
Pocket Purrer #57820
Level 33 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Builder's Blueprints #69035
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Unknown Item 30903
Level 89
(1)
(1)
Scarecrow
Level 55 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hetman's Headpiece #74294
Level 3 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Large Luchadore #73944
Level 90 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30175 #42392
Level 40
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30091
Level 76
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 98
(1)
Bolgan
Level 44
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30113 #35143
Level 49
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mutton Mann
Level 82 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
(1)
Ornament Armament #61858
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 96
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Idea Tube #60494
Level 47 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tin Pot
Level 1
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Unknown Item 30418 #36114
Level 19
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30313
Level 65
(1)
Unknown Item 30112
Level 60
(1)
Helmet Without a Home #61822
Level 32
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30118 #44472
Level 25
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30354 #33608
Level 65
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mutton Mann
Level 2 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
(1)
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 85 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Larrikin Robin
Level 9 Hat
(1)
Copper's Hard Top
Level 3
(1)
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 2 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Hard Counter
Level 68 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
Lucky Shot
Level 65
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyrotechnic Tote #57524
Level 19 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30316
Level 43
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 14
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 80
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina #61276
Level 39 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30181 #43191
Level 17
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30080
Level 42
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 1 Hat
(1)
Private Eye
Level 36 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Ol' Geezer
Level 2 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
Lucky Shot
Level 21
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 4 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Spooky Shoes
Level 48 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
Unknown Item 30080
Level 45
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 34
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 52
(1)
Unknown Item 30418
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30106
Level 55
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 90 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 36 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Bot Dogger
Level 56 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
Grimm Hatte
Level 46 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
(1)
Level 33
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Level 83
(1)
Unknown Item 30091 #42067
Level 100
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 96 Hat
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 63
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 9
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Googly Gazer
Level 39 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 90 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30180 #43054
Level 36
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 42 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30315
Level 10
(1)
Bonedolier
Level 96 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
Stocking Stuffer #64317
Level 67 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30308
Level 86
(1)
Bootie Time #66471
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mutton Mann
Level 8 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
(1)
Copper's Hard Top #71009
Level 7
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 30
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 27
(1)
Unknown Item 30175 #38566
Level 12
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Robot Running Man
Level 7
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Unknown Item 30180
Level 93
(1)
Big Elfin Deal #68245
Level 44 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Grimm Hatte
Level 14 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
(1)
Unknown Item 1187
Level 50
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 59 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Fruit Shoot
Level 89
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Doctor's Sack #73605
Level 96 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Burning Bongos #61319
Level 7 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30135 #44343
Level 19
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30326
Level 45
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30326
Level 9
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 16
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Idea Tube
Level 97 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 62
(1)
Unknown Item 30080
Level 31
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 47 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 66 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 86 Hat
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 73 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30313
Level 45
(1)
Lucky Shot
Level 34
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 6 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
Unknown Item 30308
Level 92
(1)
Unknown Item 30313
Level 91
(1)
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 90 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
Grimm Hatte
Level 34 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
(1)
Unknown Item 30090
Level 13
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
L'Inspecteur #70160
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Big Elfin Deal
Level 31 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Level 76
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 31
(1)
Lucky Shot
Level 7
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 84
(1)
Executioner
Level 24
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
(1)
Janissary Ketche
Level 7 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 61
(1)
Unknown Item 30180
Level 44
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 39
(1)
Unknown Item 30094
Level 59
(1)
Unknown Item 1096
Level 60
(1)
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 94 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
Unknown Item 30403
Level 7
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 63 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Unknown Item 30417
Level 59
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 44 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Crocleather Slouch
Level 58
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
Janissary Ketche
Level 40 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30114 #35091
Level 52
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
U-clank-a
Level 70
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Crocleather Slouch
Level 2
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30080
Level 69
(1)
Unknown Item 30416
Level 53
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 77
(1)
Burning Bongos
Level 78 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Unknown Item 30120
Level 30
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 22 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 30 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Unknown Item 30398
Level 56
(1)
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Unknown Item 30087
Level 94
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 32 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Lucky Shot
Level 62
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
Conquistador
Level 29
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 70 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 79
(1)
Unknown Item 30135
Level 89
(1)
Unknown Item 30135
Level 96
(1)
Unknown Item 30135 #37209
Level 89
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Koala Compact #51378
Level 58 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Koala Compact
Level 88 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Koala Compact
Level 57 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 25 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 98
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Conquistador
Level 34
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Conquistador
Level 33
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mutton Mann
Level 54 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
(1)
Unknown Item 30314
Level 29
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 68
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Unknown Item 30135
Level 94
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 33 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 99
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
Conquistador
Level 84
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Lucky Shot
Level 99
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
Lucky Shot
Level 59
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
Bonedolier
Level 100 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
Stocking Stuffer
Level 16 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Lucky Shot
Level 20
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 79 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30329
Level 55
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 55
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 73 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Unknown Item 30173
Level 88
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 9 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Unknown Item 30090
Level 67
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 94 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Unknown Item 30112
Level 83
(1)
Stocking Stuffer
Level 58 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1187
Level 50
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 33
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 72 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 41 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Unknown Item 30399
Level 12
(1)
Unknown Item 30094
Level 36
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 99
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30180
Level 25
(1)
Unknown Item 30187
Level 62
(1)
Private Eye
Level 95 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Whoopee Cap
Level 34 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Barnstormer #52647
Level 73
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30175
Level 67
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters #70248
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bootie Time #67514
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pounding Father #49926
Level 23
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coupe D'isaster
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 55
(1)
Unknown Item 30106
Level 47
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 40
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 98
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers #26719
Level 32
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Googly Gazer
Level 84 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ol' Geezer
Level 89 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 34 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30755
Level 70
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30810
Level 78
(1)
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 57 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 28
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Unknown Item 30094
Level 1
(1)
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 99 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 74
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 54
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 76 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 3
(1)
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 90 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 26
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 50
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Unknown Item 1096
Level 14
(1)
Unknown Item 1187
Level 50
(1)
Atomic Accolade #59173
Level 11 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 20
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30091 #43608
Level 34
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30315
Level 86
(1)
Furious Fukaamigasa #68412
Level 51 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bombing Run
Level 11 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tam O' Shanter
Level 83 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 88
(1)
Brainiac Goggles #60507
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Koala Compact
Level 21 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Unknown Item 30117
Level 3
(1)
Koala Compact
Level 50 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters #71606
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Faerie Solitaire Pin #51464
Level 12 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Captain's Cocktails #61496
Level 98
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 12 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30117 #44224
Level 28
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #56060
Level 56
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Infernal Orchestrina #53454
Level 36 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Mutton Mann
Level 85 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
(1)
Tomb Wrapper #50597
Level 24 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30107 #44234
Level 65
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Googly Gazer
Level 94 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
Unknown Item 30118 #43800
Level 29
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30403 #36464
Level 18
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1187
Level 50
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 53
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Copper's Hard Top #70295
Level 52
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ornament Armament #67686
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Professor's Pineapple #54133
Level 41 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Jingle Belt
Level 77 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 26
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#55221
Level 71
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Furious Fukaamigasa #71439
Level 29 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 97 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30403
Level 80
(1)
Atomic Accolade #59182
Level 67 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30107 #44237
Level 44
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Robot Running Man
Level 24
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 44
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 38
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
Bootie Time #66038
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 55 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Merc Medal #54822
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dead Cone
Level 66 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #57041
Level 37
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
Gym Rat #68382
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Atomic Accolade #59116
Level 96 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 77 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
(1)
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 43 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolgan
Level 15
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Chief
Level 12 Hat
(1)
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 35 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
Sober Stuntman
Level 27 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 96 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 46 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
Unknown Item 30090
Level 7
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Dead Cone
Level 57 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Unknown Item 30308
Level 19
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 85 Hat
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles #37260
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 1 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
(1)
Private Eye
Level 95 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30138 #44370
Level 44
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30120 #44433
Level 79
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Captain's Cocktails
Level 80
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 77
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Dr. Whoa #68476
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scarecrow
Level 63 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
Unknown Item 30332
Level 69
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Moonman Backpack #73520
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 69 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
Grimm Hatte
Level 56 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bootie Time #68086
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 36 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
Googly Gazer
Level 7 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
Mutton Mann #33955
Level 37 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope #55659
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coupe D'isaster
Level 57 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flipped Trilby
Level 17 Hat
(1)
Big Elfin Deal
Level 83 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30094
Level 94
(1)
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
(1)
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Brain Bucket
Level 58 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
Unknown Item 30112
Level 14
(1)
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Hard Counter
Level 29 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
Carouser's Capotain
Level 73 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
(1)
Professional's Panama
Level 39 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
(1)
Copper's Hard Top
Level 44
(1)
Big Elfin Deal
Level 50 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 67 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Scarecrow
Level 59 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
Ol' Geezer #73401
Level 89 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tomb Wrapper #50985
Level 60 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1089 #35339
Level 29
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Soldier's Slope Scopers #52743
Level 93
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Unknown Item 30315
Level 62
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30090
Level 42
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Bot Dogger
Level 35 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Bonedolier
Level 20 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
Mutton Mann
Level 33 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
(1)
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 57 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Unknown Item 31022
Level 18
(1)
(1)
Ornament Armament #53268
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30327
Level 32
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 80
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30404 #16910
Level 3
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30175 #18018
Level 21
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fruit Shoot
Level 31
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Unknown Item 1090 #34426
Level 22
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1090 #34942
Level 83
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1090 #17094
Level 90
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1090 #35371
Level 91
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1090 #23456
Level 4
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pocket Purrer #38595
Level 61 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Grimm Hatte
Level 88 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 50
(1)
Pounding Father #49078
Level 21
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
Defiant Spartan
Level 24
(1)
Unknown Item 30106 #43948
Level 48
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1188
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30113 #12098
Level 41
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 89 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
(1)
Unknown Item 30555
Level 9
(1)
Unknown Item 30555
Level 28
(1)
Unknown Item 31022
Level 58
(1)
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 10
(1)
Unknown Item 1187
Level 50
(1)
Grimm Hatte
Level 35 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
(1)
Grimm Hatte
Level 44 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Googly Gazer
Level 33 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
Unknown Item 30086 #43116
Level 67
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30086
Level 11
(1)
Unknown Item 30094 #44248
Level 90
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 43
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Unknown Item 30117 #39239
Level 49
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30117
Level 3
(1)
Janissary Ketche #71883
Level 2 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ornament Armament #67736
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stahlhelm #60492
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 40
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Salty Dog #63552
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ornament Armament #62607
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heavy's Hockey Hair #46774
Level 41 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Idea Tube #55422
Level 73 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30120 #38978
Level 56
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30360
Level 30
(1)
Unknown Item 30181 #42862
Level 68
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 44 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 27
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 72
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 48
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 38 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Nanobalaclava #70634
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Googly Gazer
Level 95 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
Private Eye
Level 26 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 53
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bubble Pipe
Level 14
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Brain Bucket
Level 48 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
Professional's Panama
Level 96 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 99 Hat
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 48 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flipped Trilby
Level 11 Hat
(1)
Brain Bucket #66135
Level 91 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
(1)
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
(1)
Infernal Impaler #5725
Level 13 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stahlhelm #56499
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 32
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Atomic Accolade #58242
Level 67 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Conquistador
Level 58
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Spooky Shoes
Level 36 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 87
(1)
Googly Gazer
Level 23 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
Private Eye
Level 9 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 21
(1)
Crocleather Slouch
Level 63
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 73
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 34 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
(1)
Janissary Ketche
Level 81 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 30
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 90
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Crocleather Slouch
Level 92
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 76
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 82
(1)
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 63 Hat
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 17
(1)
Unknown Item 30094
Level 37
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 95 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 53 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
Ze Goggles
Level 80 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 92 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prize Plushy #52291
Level 10 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mutton Mann
Level 67 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
(1)
Attendant
Level 39 Hat
(1)
Larrikin Robin
Level 18 Hat
(1)
Capo's Capper
Level 29 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
(1)
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters #70473
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 65
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Koala Compact
Level 66 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Unknown Item 1090 #30659
Level 56
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1187
Level 50
(1)
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 56 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Unknown Item 1188
Level 50
(1)
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
(1)
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
Pugilist's Protector
Level 68 Hat
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 67 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 52 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
(1)
Handyman's Handle
Level 41 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
(1)
Executioner
Level 92
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
(1)
Whoopee Cap
Level 86 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
Defiant Spartan
Level 76
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
Prize Plushy #50964
Level 93 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 36 Hat
(1)
Doctor's Sack #70064
Level 59 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30071
Level 20
(1)
Ze Goggles
Level 14 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Big Elfin Deal
Level 33 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Unknown Item 30404
Level 49
(1)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora #63961
Level 49 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30103
Level 18
(1)
Unknown Item 31022
Level 12
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30393
Level 99
(1)
Mask of the Shaman #69934
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30167
Level 87
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Pugilist's Protector
Level 54 Hat
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30399 #31328
Level 2
(1)
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 12 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Unknown Item 30084 #43532
Level 79
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Sydney Straw Boat #49556
Level 42
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Counterfeit Billycock #68704
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Bot Dogger
Level 80 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Tam O' Shanter
Level 47 Hat
(1)
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 28 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1188
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1187
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30175
Level 29
(1)
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 77 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
(1)
Counterfeit Billycock #56946
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
(1)
Salty Dog #66532
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Salty Dog #68715
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 39 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
(1)
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 55 Hat
(1)
Grimm Hatte
Level 85 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
(1)
Dead Cone
Level 10 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Stately Steel Toe
Level 63 Hat
(1)
Planeswalker Helm #71369
Level 94 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Janissary Ketche
Level 12 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Salty Dog
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
(1)
Salty Dog
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
(1)
Salty Dog
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
(1)
Whoopee Cap
Level 85 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 50 Hat
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 49 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 61 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 31 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocleather Slouch #67378
Level 74
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Large Luchadore
Level 11 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Planeswalker Helm #72621
Level 88 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
(1)
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German Gonzila
Level 47 Hat
(1)
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 56 Hat
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 33 Hat
(1)
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Bombing Run
Level 58 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
German Gonzila
Level 34 Hat
(1)
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 79 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 17 Hat
(1)
Handyman's Handle
Level 57 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
Pugilist's Protector
Level 79 Hat
(1)
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Whiskered Gentleman
Level 81 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
(1)
Big Chief
Level 96 Hat
(1)
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 21 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 2 Hat
(1)
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 23
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 32 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Salty Dog #53418
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
(1)
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 6 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30394 #10833
Level 26
(1)
Infernal Impaler #68592
Level 13 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brainiac Goggles #71058
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
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Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 50
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
L'Inspecteur #70147
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Metal Slug
Level 19 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
(1)
Unknown Item 30063 #6644
Level 2
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30139 #1622
Level 55
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 50
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Attendant
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30403
Level 42
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Salty Dog #64104
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Koala Compact #37726
Level 1 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Lucky Shot
Level 49
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Stout Shako
Level 21 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Byte'd Beak
Level 92 Hat
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day
masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for
dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30315
Level 55
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30094
Level 33
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Honcho's Headgear
Level 29 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
Unknown Item 30110 #43228
Level 44
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30318
Level 20
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Unknown Item 31031
Level 3
(1)
(1)
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
(1)
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
Unknown Item 30082
Level 48
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 9
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Genuine Brigade Helm
Level 33 Hat
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30135
Level 76
(1)
Unknown Item 30135
Level 3
(1)
Unknown Item 30135
Level 97
(1)
Unknown Item 30135
Level 79
(1)
Unknown Item 30135
Level 90
(1)
Unknown Item 30406
Level 57
(1)
Unknown Item 30135
Level 59
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30698
Level 80
(10)
(1)
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 31
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Professional's Panama
Level 72 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
(1)
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Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 80 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30564
Level 7
(1)
Unknown Item 30368 #33962
Level 93
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Stainless Pot
Level 5 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 32 Hat
Straight outta control point.
(1)
Battle Bob
Level 72
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30124
Level 33
(1)
Unknown Item 30124 #43823
Level 71
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30124 #41791
Level 92
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30124 #44305
Level 2
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30124
Level 27
(1)
Unknown Item 30124 #30364
Level 98
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30124 #7763
Level 34
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30124
Level 5
(1)
Unknown Item 30124 #40498
Level 6
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30124 #42792
Level 82
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 88
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
(1)
"Ugly Penguin God"
Level 89
()
(1)
Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap #43024
Level 38
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30412
Level 77
(1)
Brain Bucket
Level 6 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
Unknown Item 30422
Level 19
(1)
Cut Throat Concierge #40860
Level 1 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
(1)
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5893
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5892)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 5875
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5877)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 5893
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5892)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 5893
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5892)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 5893
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5892)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 5875
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5877)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 5893
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5892)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 5893
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5892)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 5888
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5887)
(1)
Unknown Item 5893
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5892)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 5888
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5887)
(1)
Unknown Item 5893
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5892)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 5893
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5892)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 5897
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5898)
(1)
Unknown Item 5894
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5895)
(1)
Unknown Item 5897
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5898)
(1)
Unknown Item 5894
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5895)
(1)
Unknown Item 5894
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5895)
(1)
Unknown Item 5894
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5895)
(1)
Unknown Item 5897
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5898)
(1)
Unknown Item 5902
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5901)
(1)
Unknown Item 5902
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5901)
(1)
Unknown Item 5902
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5901)
(1)
Unknown Item 5902
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5901)
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Summary
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 716 |
| Hats | 313 |
| Misc | 197 |
| Metal | 288 items worth 1744 scrap |
| Unknown | 628 |
| Total | 2142 |
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Historical data for this player:
Wed, 16 Jul 25 10:53:34 +0000
Sun, 13 Jul 25 03:20:17 +0000
Mon, 07 Jul 25 00:49:01 +0000
Sat, 21 Jun 25 03:06:21 +0000
Wed, 18 Jun 25 15:46:50 +0000
Sat, 24 May 25 19:36:23 +0000
Fri, 16 May 25 17:29:18 +0000
Mon, 02 Dec 24 22:40:59 +0000
Sat, 08 Jun 24 01:16:19 +0000
Fri, 07 Jun 24 09:22:45 +0000
Tue, 28 May 24 10:20:25 +0000
Thu, 02 Mar 23 16:22:23 +0000
Wed, 22 Feb 23 03:08:46 +0000
Fri, 28 Oct 22 20:51:48 +0000
Sat, 15 Oct 22 06:17:44 +0000
Wed, 04 May 22 18:13:34 +0000
Mon, 20 Sep 21 07:46:30 +0000
Mon, 06 Sep 21 19:01:08 +0000
Thu, 26 Aug 21 20:31:10 +0000
Mon, 21 Sep 20 07:39:07 +0000
Thu, 09 Jul 20 02:47:00 +0000
Wed, 15 Jan 20 21:20:02 +0000
Wed, 11 Dec 19 16:19:54 +0000
Sat, 07 Dec 19 20:24:14 +0000
Wed, 04 Dec 19 17:59:51 +0000
Fri, 18 Oct 19 06:22:46 +0000
Tue, 03 Sep 19 01:42:09 +0000
Thu, 29 Aug 19 00:39:56 +0000
Mon, 26 Aug 19 06:52:42 +0000
Tue, 13 Aug 19 18:32:01 +0000
Wed, 07 Aug 19 06:53:57 +0000
Wed, 24 Jul 19 06:03:16 +0000
Sat, 29 Jun 19 16:06:53 +0000
Fri, 28 Jun 19 09:46:39 +0000
Sun, 16 Jun 19 07:39:33 +0000
Sat, 04 May 19 10:34:50 +0000
Fri, 15 Mar 19 01:48:03 +0000
Tue, 12 Feb 19 21:22:24 +0000 (currently shown)
Tue, 25 Dec 18 23:01:24 +0000
Mon, 01 Oct 18 11:37:53 +0000
Fri, 03 Aug 18 06:48:59 +0000
Fri, 15 Jun 18 21:35:06 +0000
Thu, 14 Jun 18 12:57:18 +0000
Sat, 09 Jun 18 22:56:38 +0000
Mon, 16 Apr 18 06:07:39 +0000
Sun, 25 Feb 18 21:01:51 +0000
Sun, 04 Feb 18 16:28:47 +0000
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Thu, 21 Dec 17 05:31:00 +0000
Sun, 10 Dec 17 07:36:00 +0000
Sat, 07 Oct 17 02:23:01 +0000
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Sat, 26 Aug 17 03:18:49 +0000
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Wed, 05 Jul 17 01:14:14 +0000
Sat, 03 Jun 17 14:25:39 +0000
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Sun, 02 Apr 17 21:27:09 +0000
Wed, 22 Mar 17 19:03:15 +0000
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Thu, 22 Dec 16 01:31:34 +0000
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Mon, 27 Jun 16 22:59:24 +0000
Wed, 15 Jun 16 04:19:12 +0000
Sat, 28 May 16 02:14:16 +0000
Thu, 26 May 16 09:36:13 +0000
Mon, 23 May 16 23:40:48 +0000
Fri, 20 May 16 15:59:48 +0000
Tue, 17 May 16 06:47:42 +0000
Tue, 26 Apr 16 19:54:02 +0000
Thu, 21 Apr 16 17:35:25 +0000
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Mon, 15 Feb 16 13:12:43 +0000
Fri, 12 Feb 16 12:37:41 +0000
Thu, 11 Feb 16 00:08:37 +0000
Wed, 20 Jan 16 15:43:22 +0000
Fri, 25 Dec 15 10:32:31 +0000
Thu, 17 Dec 15 22:46:34 +0000
Wed, 09 Dec 15 13:53:18 +0000
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Sun, 15 Nov 15 15:20:29 +0000
Wed, 11 Nov 15 14:33:09 +0000
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Sun, 25 Oct 15 05:20:48 +0000
Thu, 15 Oct 15 10:34:36 +0000
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Thu, 20 Aug 15 05:09:27 +0000
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Sat, 18 Apr 15 02:00:47 +0000
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Sat, 21 Mar 15 07:42:30 +0000
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Mon, 29 Dec 14 13:11:23 +0000
Sat, 29 Nov 14 13:00:38 +0000
Sun, 23 Nov 14 02:48:31 +0000
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Thu, 25 Sep 14 15:18:56 +0000
Fri, 29 Aug 14 10:03:14 +0000
Wed, 27 Aug 14 16:19:56 +0000
Sat, 02 Aug 14 17:20:02 +0000
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