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Scout
(185 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(185 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(202 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(202 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(204 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(204 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(191 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(191 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(194 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(194 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(186 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(186 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(168 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(168 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(175 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(175 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(168 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(168 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Unknown Item 5802
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
(1)
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level
Level
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Level
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level
Level
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Antique Halloween Goodie Cauldron
Level 1 Package
You can pry open the lid of this cauldron to see what strangeness lies
within... from your backpack... IF YOU DARE.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5718
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5772
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5718
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
Unknown Item 5826
Level 15
(1)
(1)
(3)
(1)
(1)
(1)
(1447358400)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Unknown Item 5718
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Master Mind
Level 51
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to
oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you
glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that
capitalizes on both.
(1)
Master Mind
Level 95
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to
oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you
glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that
capitalizes on both.
(1)
Unknown Item 30720
Level 96
(1)
Unknown Item 30722
Level 76
(1)
Unknown Item 30306
Level 37
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30168 #23002
Level 72
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30738
Level 26
(1)
Unknown Item 30720
Level 7
(1)
Unknown Item 30720
Level 74
(1)
Unknown Item 30722
Level 88
(1)
Unknown Item 30722
Level 82
(1)
Unknown Item 30306
Level 26
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30720
Level 58
(1)
Unknown Item 30720
Level 74
(1)
Heroic Companion Badge #25818
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30738
Level 85
(1)
Unknown Item 30722
Level 78
(1)
Unknown Item 30722
Level 82
(1)
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
(1)
(1)
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
(1)
(1)
Atomic Accolade #39603
Level 25 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30569 #10719
Level 55
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30738
Level 9
(1)
Unknown Item 30569 #10528
Level 77
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30480
Level 61
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30707
Level 55
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30175 #23284
Level 49
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30738
Level 54
(1)
"I'm Batman"
Level 84
()
(1)
Unknown Item 30722
Level 57
(1)
Vigilant Pin #36205
Level 31 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30728
Level 72
(1)
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30724
Level 25
(1)
Unknown Item 30175 #17089
Level 42
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Merc Medal #44775
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
(1)
Unknown Item 30306
Level 40
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Merc Medal #44101
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
(1)
Unknown Item 30722
Level 78
(1)
Unknown Item 30168 #22090
Level 47
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30165 #20852
Level 32
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30707
Level 66
(1)
(1)
Faerie Solitaire Pin #32262
Level 70 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heroic Companion Badge #26332
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
(1)
Unknown Item 30175 #22751
Level 67
(1)
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30707
Level 35
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30720
Level 60
(1)
Smissmas Wreath #33872
Level 7 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hot Dogger #49732
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30707
Level 98
(30)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30737
Level 36
(1)
Hot Dogger #46322
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Steel Songbird #27667
Level 80
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Russian Rocketeer #21862
Level 52
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30068
Level 87
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30165 #13479
Level 90
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30168 #21656
Level 41
(1)
Planeswalker Helm #44407
Level 42 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30175 #16432
Level 29
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
"I'M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS!!!"
Level 48
()
(1)
Hot Dogger #48601
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 8 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
Unknown Item 1090 #15697
Level 6
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1096
Level 39
(1)
Unknown Item 30724
Level 74
(1)
Smissmas Wreath #32384
Level 84 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30136 #24915
Level 23
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30645
Level 4
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30720
Level 74
(1)
Unknown Item 30724
Level 45
(1)
Unknown Item 30563 #10755
Level 87
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Strange Private Eye
Level 96 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Company Man #49136
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Heroic Companion Badge #25255
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30139 #18812
Level 7
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 27 Hat
(1)
Steel Songbird #31029
Level 36
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30645
Level 87
(1)
(1)
Hot Dogger #42135
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
Unknown Item 1090 #10564
Level 18
(1)
Unknown Item 30126 #23750
Level 88
(1)
Scarecrow
Level 35 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Furious Fukaamigasa #50420
Level 5 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bombing Run
Level 5 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Sober Stuntman
Level 39 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
(1)
Stocking Stuffer
Level 65 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Stately Steel Toe
Level 70 Hat
(1)
Hot Dogger #47888
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
Hot Dogger #39604
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
Vigilant Pin #36479
Level 41 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30722
Level 7
(1)
Planeswalker Helm #50552
Level 8 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30306
Level 62
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 5 Hat
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 22 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Big Chief
Level 85 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30569 #7253
Level 27
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bot Dogger
Level 1 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30743
Level 6
(1)
(1)
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
(1)
(1)
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
(1)
(1)
Bolgan
Level 19
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 62
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Vigilant Pin #34864
Level 42 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Unknown Item 30480
Level 25
(1)
(1)
Doctor's Sack
Level 34 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Unknown Item 30747
Level 93
(1)
(1)
Handyman's Handle
Level 76 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Hitt Mann Badge #32986
Level 93 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
All-Father #45415
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30563 #10894
Level 4
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolted Bushman
Level 16
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 9 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
Unknown Item 30737
Level 74
(1)
Unknown Item 30306
Level 98
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Surgeon's Side Satchel #37564
Level 17 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Robot Running Man
Level 37
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Unknown Item 30175 #12501
Level 55
(1)
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #37028
Level 23
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 41 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30738
Level 57
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Bot Dogger
Level 85 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30724
Level 94
(1)
Unknown Item 1096 #18772
Level 4
(1)
Unknown Item 30168 #23660
Level 2
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Handyman's Handle
Level 77 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 17 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tin Pot
Level 19
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 77
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 77
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30480
Level 6
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30126 #23289
Level 86
(1)
Russian Rocketeer #38065
Level 83
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bot Dogger
Level 40 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Unknown Item 1090 #16120
Level 33
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30091 #24678
Level 86
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dread Knot
Level 94 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 72 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brainiac Goggles #47248
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30068
Level 94
(1)
Unknown Item 30136
Level 99
(1)
Unknown Item 30136 #17289
Level 56
(1)
Unknown Item 30738
Level 45
(1)
Doctor's Sack #54100
Level 46 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30354 #14218
Level 82
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Unknown Item 30480
Level 22
(1)
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 43
(1)
Big Elfin Deal
Level 89 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Unknown Item 30126 #24420
Level 61
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30187 #23657
Level 82
(1)
Atomic Accolade #39918
Level 46 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 73 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Moonman Backpack #49697
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
L'Inspecteur #39199
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #9807
Level 35
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
Scarecrow
Level 39 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1096 #16588
Level 49
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1096 #14310
Level 74
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolted Bushman
Level 25
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Ze Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Koala Compact
Level 1 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #39310
Level 35 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30117
Level 52
(1)
Dead Cone #54411
Level 27 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Unknown Item 30125
Level 66
(1)
Doctor's Sack
Level 37 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
Unknown Item 30117
Level 23
(1)
Unknown Item 30747
Level 68
(1)
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 49
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Fortune Hunter #28266
Level 90 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30071
Level 46
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hat With No Name #50099
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1090 #15417
Level 41
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dread Knot
Level 29 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Stocking Stuffer #43450
Level 89 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #37072
Level 85
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stately Steel Toe
Level 89 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30168 #22187
Level 90
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hitt Mann Badge #34987
Level 79 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hat With No Name #50122
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30367 #13943
Level 57
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Snapped Pupil
Level 90 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 53
(1)
Unknown Item 30720
Level 28
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 85
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Prize Plushy #30359
Level 87 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
(1)
Sober Stuntman
Level 95 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30720
Level 4
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #51765
Level 74 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Itsy Bitsy Spyer #45942
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Elfin Deal
Level 13 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 40
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 18 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
Unknown Item 1093 #17118
Level 4
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience #49295
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1090 #15527
Level 49
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 92 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #40442
Level 36
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30071
Level 31
(1)
Unknown Item 30653
Level 92
(60)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30722
Level 87
(1)
Unknown Item 30738
Level 75
(1)
Hot Dogger #49013
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doublecross-Comm #40991
Level 42
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
(1)
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
Geisha Boy
Level 79 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 85
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Steel Songbird #31111
Level 70
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Croft's Crest #30561
Level 4 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Croft's Crest #31044
Level 58 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 96 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
L'Inspecteur #50311
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Moonman Backpack #52774
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Buckaroos Hat
Level 12 Hat
(1)
Builder's Blueprints #47601
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 22 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Bolgan Family Crest
Level 72 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30569 #10973
Level 29
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30068
Level 47
(1)
Unknown Item 30569 #8923
Level 38
(1)
Koala Compact
Level 33 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Birdcage #49570
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bombing Run
Level 6 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Unknown Item 30747
Level 11
(1)
(1)
Steel Songbird #31132
Level 46
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30736
Level 95
(1)
Copper's Hard Top #51893
Level 86
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tin Pot
Level 10
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel #42147
Level 21 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolted Bushman
Level 51
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 49
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Buckaroos Hat
Level 48 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 88 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 60 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #35859
Level 49
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1093 #16714
Level 83
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Awesomenauts Badge #37591
Level 6 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
(1)
Unknown Item 30081 #22507
Level 12
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Koala Compact
Level 8 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Moonman Backpack #26688
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Geisha Boy
Level 24 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Prize Plushy #33069
Level 80 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 29 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pounding Father #30959
Level 23
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30113 #23637
Level 30
(1)
Unknown Item 30168 #23545
Level 19
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Croft's Crest #31088
Level 5 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Geisha Boy
Level 84 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Atomic Accolade #29458
Level 91 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
All-Father #48049
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30120
Level 29
(1)
Steel Songbird #29815
Level 82
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doctor's Sack #48802
Level 29 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1097
Level 94
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 95 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Stately Steel Toe
Level 83 Hat
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Unknown Item 30175 #23602
Level 39
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fruit Shoot #30836
Level 45
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Unknown Item 1097 #17652
Level 76
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Robot Running Man
Level 10
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Spooky Shoes
Level 32 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 71 Hat
(1)
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
(1)
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
(1)
All-Father #48014
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1040 #28992
Level 2
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30724
Level 29
(1)
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
(1)
Exorcizor
Level 59 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
Awesomenauts Badge #35906
Level 81 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 32 Hat
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 1
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30364
Level 15
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote #37038
Level 85 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stahlhelm #48681
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolgan
Level 70
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
(1)
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 19
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Unknown Item 30747
Level 70
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30139 #24455
Level 72
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30707
Level 19
(30)
(1)
(1)
Hetman's Headpiece #36136
Level 36 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wingstick #49552
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spooky Sleeves
Level 37 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
(1)
Unknown Item 30367 #14039
Level 79
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Battery Bandolier
Level 84
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Bolgan Family Crest
Level 53 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolgan Family Crest
Level 90 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 37 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Ol' Geezer #54066
Level 32 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30070
Level 47
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 5 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 99 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Unknown Item 30601
Level 41
(1)
Faerie Solitaire Pin #32434
Level 66 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Merc Medal #45073
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30181 #23490
Level 30
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
U-clank-a
Level 6
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 16
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Vigilant Pin #35512
Level 2 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
Fortune Hunter #30481
Level 40 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
(1)
Company Man #49441
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 1096 #14978
Level 6
(1)
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
Dead Cone #54464
Level 86 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 39 Hat
(1)
Handyman's Handle
Level 75 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
Unknown Item 30168 #22511
Level 15
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vigilant Pin #36432
Level 72 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30080 #23859
Level 68
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #52644
Level 15 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 30 Hat
(1)
Stocking Stuffer
Level 70 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Stocking Stuffer #45388
Level 22 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30308
Level 10
(1)
Spooky Sleeves
Level 55 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30601
Level 82
(1)
Unknown Item 30120
Level 66
(1)
Buck Turner All-Stars #32963
Level 39 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record
for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to
escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes.
Both his feet were later amputated.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30081 #25016
Level 2
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wingstick #50925
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30070
Level 36
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Croft's Crest #31126
Level 17 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 44 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
Awesomenauts Badge #37834
Level 88 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
(1)
Unknown Item 30354 #14237
Level 45
(1)
Merc Medal #43142
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
(1)
Unknown Item 30068
Level 16
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 21 Hat
(1)
Lucky Shot
Level 79
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
Sober Stuntman
Level 56 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel #41742
Level 16 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lucky Shot
Level 1
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 66 Hat
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder #44130
Level 6
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30091
Level 73
(1)
Unknown Item 30569 #10830
Level 23
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1089 #15927
Level 66
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 17
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Doublecross-Comm #35497
Level 49
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 8 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
(1)
Unknown Item 30107 #24372
Level 73
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 45 Hat
(1)
Hard Counter
Level 86 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30120
Level 54
(1)
Unknown Item 30168 #23772
Level 60
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30139 #21248
Level 71
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Snapped Pupil
Level 20 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30117 #21384
Level 79
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sober Stuntman
Level 49 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Unknown Item 30645
Level 32
(1)
(1)
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
(1)
(1)
Bot Dogger
Level 56 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 32 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30601
Level 89
(1)
Unknown Item 1040 #26890
Level 14
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bootie Time #47310
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 66 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
Unknown Item 30563 #8912
Level 22
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Flunkyware
Level 33 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
(1)
Faerie Solitaire Pin #30250
Level 32 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Idea Tube #36374
Level 35 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ze Goggles
Level 9 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Birdcage #48799
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30181
Level 71
(1)
Stocking Stuffer
Level 37 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Unknown Item 30117 #24190
Level 87
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30113 #22377
Level 35
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30746
Level 6
(1)
(1)
Handyman's Handle
Level 39 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30750
Level 30
(1)
(1)
Birdcage #49760
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Unknown Item 30651
Level 19
(1)
(1)
Bolgan Family Crest
Level 13 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel #43376
Level 89 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30126 #22316
Level 55
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Copper's Hard Top #47926
Level 44
(1)
Unknown Item 1096 #18789
Level 77
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lucky Shot
Level 64
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
Professor's Pineapple #36111
Level 96 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stately Steel Toe
Level 35 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30093 #25291
Level 81
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hat With No Name
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
Big Elfin Deal
Level 88 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Strange Private Eye
Level 5 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 67 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Brain Bucket #48474
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
Unknown Item 1096
Level 14
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 84 Hat
(1)
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 94 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scarecrow
Level 78 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scarecrow
Level 91 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #51401
Level 59 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 53 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Cold War Luchador #43996
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
(1)
Couvre Corner #49744
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Private Eye
Level 61 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30139 #21916
Level 37
(1)
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 99 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sober Stuntman
Level 24 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30746
Level 9
(1)
(1)
Doctor's Sack #54315
Level 67 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 54 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 32 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Stahlhelm #44123
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lucky Shot
Level 90
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
Planeswalker Helm #53396
Level 4 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1091 #15990
Level 99
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30162 #23799
Level 83
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30162
Level 48
(1)
Unknown Item 30367
Level 49
(1)
Bolgan
Level 35
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 22
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Copper's Hard Top
Level 30
(1)
"Allahu Akbhar Plane Engine"
Level 57
"Gonna Blow U UP LIKE THE WORLD TRADE CENTER"
()
()
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30735
Level 35
(1)
Spooky Sleeves
Level 21 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Unknown Item 30549
Level 18
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30752
Level 60
(1)
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 99 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 56 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1093
Level 44
(1)
Unknown Item 30306
Level 9
(1)
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 38 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tam O' Shanter
Level 99 Hat
(1)
Western Wear
Level 88 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Unknown Item 30136 #22867
Level 52
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Birdcage #48568
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Atomic Accolade #36393
Level 37 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Strange Private Eye
Level 24 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 79 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30126 #24359
Level 35
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Buckaroos Hat
Level 65 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scrap Pack #44095
Level 68 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Faerie Solitaire Pin #32207
Level 66 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30738
Level 51
(1)
Unknown Item 30367
Level 34
(1)
Unknown Item 30125
Level 83
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 55 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 1097
Level 64
(1)
Unknown Item 30103 #23051
Level 18
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hitt Mann Badge #32862
Level 31 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hermes #50132
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Buck Turner All-Stars #31701
Level 65 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record
for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to
escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes.
Both his feet were later amputated.
(1)
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 1089 #16036
Level 18
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Toss-Proof Towel #42631
Level 46 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
Unknown Item 30175
Level 67
(1)
Bootie Time #43840
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyrotechnic Tote #38359
Level 20 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scarecrow
Level 82 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Buck Turner All-Stars #10664
Level 56 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record
for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to
escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes.
Both his feet were later amputated.
(1)
Unknown Item 30165 #23895
Level 4
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30165 #23894
Level 7
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30306
Level 6
(1)
Hat With No Name #38973
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30306
Level 6
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 57 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 34 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Unknown Item 30601
Level 22
(1)
Smissmas Wreath
Level 1 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 73
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 11
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30754
Level 7
(1)
(1)
Planeswalker Helm #44376
Level 67 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
(1)
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 50 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
Stately Steel Toe
Level 43 Hat
(1)
Ol' Geezer
Level 78 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 83
(1)
Unknown Item 30336 #10315
Level 1
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30724
Level 42
(1)
Unknown Item 30738
Level 9
(1)
Unknown Item 30563 #9826
Level 16
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer #43262
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tavish DeGroot Experience #48717
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1097 #17743
Level 53
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doublecross-Comm #40563
Level 16
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Captain's Cocktails #41849
Level 29
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30162
Level 37
(1)
Buckaroos Hat
Level 22 Hat
(1)
Bolgan
Level 79
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30367 #14530
Level 74
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 27
(1)
All-Father #42932
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30117 #23329
Level 86
(1)
Hanger-On Hood
Level 71
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your
complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the
stomach for dressing up like a moth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prancer's Pride
Level 69 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 1090 #4053
Level 70
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Moonman Backpack #52883
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flunkyware
Level 8 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience #50133
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Unknown Item 30743
Level 74
(1)
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #57868
Level 70 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
All-Father #42020
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #38991
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30746
Level 58
(1)
(1)
Flunkyware
Level 88 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 46 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
Buck Turner All-Stars #32825
Level 54 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record
for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to
escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes.
Both his feet were later amputated.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 5 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder #1642
Level 81
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30136 #24961
Level 83
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 95 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
Spooky Shoes
Level 60 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
Dead Cone
Level 70 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 61 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
(1)
Western Wear
Level 81 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Western Wear
Level 18 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 77 Hat
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 70 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
Unknown Item 30563
Level 19
(1)
Dead Cone
Level 83 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 29 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coffin Kit
Level 62 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 93 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
Unknown Item 30125
Level 93
(1)
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 83 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 68 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 66
(1)
Pounding Father #30201
Level 57
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 93
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Unknown Item 30747
Level 32
(1)
(1)
Copper's Hard Top #47546
Level 9
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30306
Level 75
(1)
Unknown Item 30162 #23947
Level 76
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30645
Level 51
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30563 #10690
Level 34
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30563 #4505
Level 79
(1)
Merc Medal #43058
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vigilant Pin #35703
Level 80 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30091
Level 43
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 65
(1)
Unknown Item 30113 #22358
Level 34
(1)
Wingstick #49768
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 24 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Whale Bone Charm #35460
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30071
Level 2
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Googly Gazer
Level 80 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
Bolgan
Level 12
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brainiac Goggles #44557
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolgan Family Crest
Level 36 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 28 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1096 #18885
Level 30
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dead Cone #49737
Level 81 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 57 Hat
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 77 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Fruit Shoot
Level 21
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30136
Level 65
(1)
Unknown Item 30747
Level 93
(1)
(1)
War Head #47617
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
(1)
Unknown Item 30068
Level 54
(1)
Idea Tube #18623
Level 24 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30321
Level 84
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 84 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Unknown Item 30747
Level 31
(1)
(1)
Copper's Hard Top
Level 5
(1)
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 22 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 40 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Unknown Item 30080
Level 30
(1)
Stout Shako
Level 70 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
(1)
Carouser's Capotain
Level 73 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
(1)
Unknown Item 30564 #6970
Level 100
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30746
Level 6
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30306
Level 70
(1)
Lucky Shot
Level 5
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 88
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Cold War Luchador #25795
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30139 #25059
Level 100
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Koala Compact #32081
Level 33 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 43 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern #35588
Level 84 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30355 #14396
Level 72
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Burning Bongos #41629
Level 66 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30162 #23956
Level 88
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heavy's Hockey Hair #33228
Level 84 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30135 #17413
Level 2
(1)
Unknown Item 30403 #16963
Level 92
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30601
Level 18
(1065353216)
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 40 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 5
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 69 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
Unknown Item 30367
Level 33
(1)
Spooky Shoes
Level 66 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tin Pot
Level 27
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Unknown Item 30125 #23957
Level 15
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30746
Level 16
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30068
Level 1
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30736
Level 76
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 24
(1)
Unknown Item 30165 #23925
Level 41
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Elfin Deal
Level 48 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 77 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
(1)
Stately Steel Toe
Level 94 Hat
(1)
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 66 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
Professional's Panama
Level 5 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
(1)
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 70 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
Unknown Item 30746
Level 65
(1)
(1)
Point and Shoot #46918
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 68
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 83
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #38552
Level 11
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30367 #13766
Level 5
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30563
Level 46
(1)
Doublecross-Comm #35866
Level 89
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 87 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Photo Badge #49514
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30125 #25437
Level 6
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flamboyant Flamenco #49549
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
(1)
All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
(1)
Unknown Item 30168 #23134
Level 22
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30601
Level 37
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 28 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Professional's Panama
Level 59 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30601
Level 16
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 96 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 41 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Unknown Item 30747
Level 82
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30068
Level 77
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 56
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Geisha Boy
Level 18 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Brain Bucket
Level 69 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 39
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
Professional's Panama
Level 35 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
(1)
Unknown Item 30601
Level 57
(1)
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 83 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30601
Level 83
(1)
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 55 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
Unknown Item 30175 #23599
Level 6
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Unknown Item 30480
Level 19
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30367
Level 37
(1)
Unknown Item 30177
Level 15
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 73
(1)
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 15 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
Flunkyware
Level 72 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
(1)
Bearded Bombardier #3832
Level 52 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Brain Bucket
Level 50 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote #38801
Level 56 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30704
Level 10
(1)
(1)
Spooky Sleeves
Level 35 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
(1)
Steel Songbird #31274
Level 36
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30569 #11058
Level 41
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30563 #4751
Level 21
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30165 #20366
Level 58
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 11 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30424
Level 63
(1)
Unknown Item 30126 #23517
Level 76
(1)
Unknown Item 30175
Level 41
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30367
Level 73
"Cuteness levels: It's OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
()
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience #37554
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Unknown Item 30120 #24563
Level 6
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
All-Father #44878
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 5
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 78
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 18
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Unknown Item 30186
Level 17
(1)
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
(1)
All-Father #23742
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
(1)
Pencil Pusher #48933
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
Buck Turner All-Stars #30985
Level 46 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record
for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to
escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes.
Both his feet were later amputated.
(1)
All-Father #28381
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
(1)
Unknown Item 30177
Level 32
(1)
Ornament Armament #9112
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel #37856
Level 17 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30355 #10834
Level 17
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30120
Level 82
(1)
Unknown Item 30081 #21135
Level 37
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 23
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 66
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Lucky Shot
Level 72
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
Flunkyware
Level 51 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30735
Level 13
(1)
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 44 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spooky Shoes
Level 77 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Exorcizor
Level 37 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Unknown Item 30348
Level 21
(1)
Large Luchadore
Level 67 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30737
Level 75
(1)
Exorcizor
Level 41 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 59
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Handyman's Handle
Level 49 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
Cold War Luchador #45518
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
(1)
Unknown Item 30336 #14376
Level 28
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 24 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
Unknown Item 30177
Level 33
(1)
Hetman's Headpiece #54913
Level 7 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30416 #17000
Level 93
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 28
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 31 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Unknown Item 30181 #23765
Level 49
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 44 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Unknown Item 30087
Level 19
(1)
Brain Bucket #40712
Level 78 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
Dead Cone
Level 55 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Defiant Spartan
Level 8
(1)
Exorcizor
Level 68 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
Antlers #28730
Level 18
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
(1)
Big Elfin Deal
Level 68 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Unknown Item 30107 #24297
Level 28
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 2
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Outdoorsman #49588
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 22 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 93
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 90
(1)
Gym Rat #44358
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
L'Inspecteur #45155
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 74
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
Handyman's Handle
Level 85 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 87
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 79
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 31 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 75 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
(1)
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
Stocking Stuffer
Level 42 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 35
(1)
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
Spooky Shoes
Level 14 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 10 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 5
(1)
Unknown Item 30080
Level 11
(1)
Doctor's Sack
Level 91 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 48
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Scarecrow
Level 96 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 3 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Unknown Item 30403
Level 37
(1)
Unknown Item 30653
Level 48
(1)
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 86
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 57 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Bearded Bombardier #38775
Level 86 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Frenchman's Beret
Level 26 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Birdcage #30212
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Antlers
Level 25
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
(1)
Point and Shoot #46459
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30653
Level 33
(1)
(1)
Doublecross-Comm #39073
Level 70
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 69 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Sign of the Wolf's School #53018
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Larrikin Robin
Level 54 Hat
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 65
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Antlers #32123
Level 62
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Janissary Ketche #54623
Level 74 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Stahlhelm #50404
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 83 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Bearded Bombardier #36603
Level 93 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Professional's Panama
Level 16 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
(1)
Copper's Hard Top #15635
Level 97
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30081 #25025
Level 77
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30126 #22598
Level 78
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #37048
Level 39
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30403
Level 72
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 61 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Atomic Accolade #40114
Level 64 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 92 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bombing Run
Level 31 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fruit Shoot #48175
Level 92
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30564 #2708
Level 42
(1)
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 17 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
Unknown Item 30187 #23877
Level 40
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30117
Level 79
(1)
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 83 Hat
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #51304
Level 4 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 9 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 76 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 78 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
(1)
Attendant
Level 90 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
(1)
Doublecross-Comm #39598
Level 90
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
(1)
Unknown Item 1090 #12663
Level 80
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pounding Father #28217
Level 25
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Buck Turner All-Stars #33012
Level 49 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record
for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to
escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes.
Both his feet were later amputated.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30067
Level 4
(1)
Unknown Item 30136
Level 94
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 63 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30175
Level 71
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 30
(1)
Unknown Item 30104
Level 81
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 36
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina #41408
Level 55 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #37606
Level 31
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30126 #22332
Level 23
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30098
Level 76
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30126 #24396
Level 81
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30177 #23440
Level 76
(1)
Unknown Item 30177 #20803
Level 73
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30118 #23888
Level 78
(1)
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 84 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 58 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 21 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 35 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 32 Hat
(1)
Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Geisha Boy
Level 41 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Stocking Stuffer
Level 13 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker #15477
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30112
Level 90
(1)
Russian Rocketeer #36607
Level 65
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vigilant Pin #35132
Level 60 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 21 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 52 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stealth Steeler
Level 75
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
Unknown Item 30308
Level 9
(1)
Hermes #50035
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pocket Purrer #34339
Level 34 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 5 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Unknown Item 30398 #15027
Level 85
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
War Head #43778
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #48007
Level 13 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Ol' Geezer
Level 7 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
Fruit Shoot #48698
Level 2
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
(1)
Dead Cone #54609
Level 82 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pugilist's Protector
Level 21 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 8 Hat
(1)
Conquistador
Level 13
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 94
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 9
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 24
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Googly Gazer
Level 52 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
Point and Shoot #45920
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Burning Bongos #41678
Level 85 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Buck Turner All-Stars #33057
Level 52 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record
for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to
escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes.
Both his feet were later amputated.
(1)
Unknown Item 30367
Level 81
(1)
Buckaroos Hat
Level 74 Hat
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30080
Level 61
(1)
Unknown Item 30403
Level 52
(1)
Merc Medal #45282
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #58335
Level 15 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
Doe-Boy #27633
Level 91
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30090
Level 11
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30653
Level 99
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30601
Level 44
(1)
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
(1)
Tin-1000
Level 95
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
(1)
Unknown Item 30403
Level 13
(1)
Unknown Item 30168
Level 39
(1)
Attendant
Level 48 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 59
(1)
Furious Fukaamigasa #53255
Level 48 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
Professional's Panama
Level 71 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
(1)
Professor's Pineapple #41037
Level 77 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
(1)
Pocket Purrer #37930
Level 22 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30096 #24637
Level 3
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel #41866
Level 61 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #51110
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 61
(1)
Unknown Item 30068
Level 36
(1)
Tin-1000
Level 43
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 53
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 33
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Unknown Item 30177
Level 33
(1)
Unknown Item 30186
Level 85
(1)
Barnstormer #33147
Level 14
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 70
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 41 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
(1)
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #37137
Level 88
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 58 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 15 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 25 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 82 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
(1)
Unknown Item 30120
Level 67
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 36
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
Fruit Shoot
Level 5
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Unknown Item 1096
Level 30
(1)
Conquistador
Level 28
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
(1)
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 19 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
(1)
Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
(1)
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 40 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
Unknown Item 30313
Level 81
(1)
Fruit Shoot
Level 43
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 1 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 12
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Unknown Item 30416
Level 16
(1)
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 77 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 23 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Unknown Item 30564 #9713
Level 49
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hat With No Name #49314
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Merc Medal #45285
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30315
Level 93
(1)
Outback Intellectual #45733
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Tam O' Shanter
Level 33 Hat
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 50 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 80
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Hat With No Name #50344
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Snapped Pupil
Level 77 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Fruit Shoot
Level 23
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30186 #23757
Level 84
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 98 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 67 Hat
(1)
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 1 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30071
Level 69
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 88
(1)
Unknown Item 30098 #18694
Level 27
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30068
Level 56
(1)
Unknown Item 30313
Level 10
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 35
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Unknown Item 30315
Level 83
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 17 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Unknown Item 30126
Level 15
(1)
Unknown Item 30403 #15639
Level 49
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30406 #14490
Level 52
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 75 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 95
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30072
Level 69
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30162 #22413
Level 98
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Idea Tube #34184
Level 75 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
Unknown Item 30403 #16447
Level 8
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30336
Level 73
(1)
Unknown Item 30165 #23799
Level 83
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flunkyware
Level 62 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
(1)
Unknown Item 30561 #10587
Level 87
(1)
Unknown Item 1089 #7093
Level 11
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30081
Level 57
(1)
Unknown Item 1089 #14544
Level 89
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30081 #23943
Level 52
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1089 #13253
Level 51
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Burning Bongos
Level 1 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 93
(1)
Unknown Item 30080
Level 68
(1)
Doctor's Sack
Level 45 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
Unknown Item 30080 #23916
Level 14
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Conquistador
Level 23
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Conquistador
Level 37
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Unknown Item 30080 #23627
Level 55
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mark of the Saint #46128
Level 20 Badge
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mark of the Saint #46197
Level 20 Badge
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scarecrow
Level 66 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 17 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Doctor's Sack
Level 47 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 86 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scarecrow
Level 24 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
Scarecrow
Level 32 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
Unknown Item 30114 #23860
Level 14
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30114 #23662
Level 58
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30114 #23908
Level 80
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30114 #23977
Level 88
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30114
Level 27
(1)
Unknown Item 30114 #24105
Level 31
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30114 #24089
Level 57
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30114
Level 88
(1)
Unknown Item 1090 #14946
Level 73
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1090 #14931
Level 85
(1)
Unknown Item 30091 #25024
Level 88
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Snapped Pupil
Level 45 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30180
Level 49
(1)
Hat With No Name #50275
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30187 #13327
Level 21
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Blind Justice #30742
Level 10 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30747
Level 54
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30645
Level 35
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 45
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30724
Level 73
(1)
HazMat Headcase #40094
Level 68 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
(1)
Unknown Item 30093 #20048
Level 49
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1097
Level 40
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30748
Level 13
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30417
Level 5
(1)
Ze Goggles
Level 14 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Vigilant Pin #36796
Level 62 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 84 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
Unknown Item 30427
Level 67
(1)
Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 33
(1)
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 35 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30735
Level 40
(1)
Nanobalaclava #51200
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30359 #13240
Level 18
(1)
Unknown Item 30720
Level 81
(1)
Burning Bongos
Level 42 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Unknown Item 30323
Level 20
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30651
Level 29
(1)
(1)
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 97 Hat
(1)
Spooky Sleeves
Level 73 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 15
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 81
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Unknown Item 30418 #15663
Level 30
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30177
Level 8
(1)
Cross-Comm Express #31347
Level 70
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
(1)
Unknown Item 30415
Level 17
(1)
Unknown Item 30737
Level 48
(1)
Unknown Item 30736
Level 59
(1)
Unknown Item 30735
Level 83
(1)
Doublecross-Comm #41120
Level 55
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 6
(1)
Big Country
Level 65
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Doublecross-Comm #40984
Level 80
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 70
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 14
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
"Cummies on my face /)*3*(\"
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
()
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30177
Level 94
(1)
HazMat Headcase #17656
Level 13 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Itsy Bitsy Spyer #32535
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Unknown Item 30186 #23708
Level 63
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30746
Level 21
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30424 #3510
Level 54
(1)
Unknown Item 30107 #2320
Level 14
(1)
Unknown Item 30104
Level 96
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles #37293
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Furious Fukaamigasa #53830
Level 26 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Company Man #50505
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30339
Level 94
(1)
Security Shades #45758
Level 58 Hat
(1)
Big Elfin Deal #47105
Level 7 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bootie Time #48332
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Unknown Item 30747
Level 50
(1)
(1)
Security Shades
Level 34 Hat
(1)
Brainiac Goggles #45472
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #58354
Level 25 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30394
Level 42
(1)
Unknown Item 30109 #12154
Level 63
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Vigilant Pin #36512
Level 14 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30334
Level 63
(1)
Koala Compact
Level 26 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 67 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30653
Level 54
(1)
(1)
Gym Rat #35616
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 27 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
(1)
Hat With No Name #50109
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hat With No Name
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
Unknown Item 30104 #22068
Level 94
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 19 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 14
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Unknown Item 30118 #23867
Level 91
(1)
Unknown Item 30361 #12446
Level 89
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Villain's Veil
Level 36 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30742
Level 81
(1)
(1)
Tin-1000
Level 91
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 49 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
(1)
Outdoorsman #26161
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 7
(1)
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 67 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
(1)
Sober Stuntman
Level 25 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
Tin-1000
Level 34
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
(1)
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 64 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
(1)
Defiant Spartan
Level 22
(1)
Defiant Spartan
Level 23
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30361
Level 93
(1)
Unknown Item 30130
Level 49
(1)
Unknown Item 30104
Level 1
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 66
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Unknown Item 30377
Level 19
(1)
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 91 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Exorcizor
Level 32 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 94
(1)
All-Father #46596
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Furious Fukaamigasa #50432
Level 4 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
Unknown Item 30669
Level 18
(1)
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Point and Shoot #47336
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30068
Level 46
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 10
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Builder's Blueprints #49442
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30377 #11506
Level 51
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30104 #24555
Level 33
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30736
Level 89
(1)
Unknown Item 1097 #13530
Level 15
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30069
Level 57
(1)
Fancy Fedora
Level 85
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
(1)
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30476
Level 88
(1)
(1)
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 10 Hat
Straight outta control point.
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 62
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Unknown Item 30099
Level 90
(1)
Unknown Item 30138
Level 41
(1)
Unknown Item 30108
Level 20
(1)
Old Guadalajara
Level 12 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 72
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Stout Shako
Level 12 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Strange Unknown Item 30649
Level 36
(1)
(1)
Merc's Muffler
Level 64 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
(1)
Unknown Item 1124 #2939
Level 36
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30550
Level 55
(1065353216)
(1)
Unknown Item 30344 #14018
Level 16
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30072
Level 97
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 88
(1)
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 20 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30429
Level 48
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30355 #7042
Level 92
(1)
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 47 Hat
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30623
Level 20
(1)
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
HazMat Headcase
Level 68 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 38
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Security Shades
Level 72 Hat
(1)
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 81 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 13 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Unknown Item 30163 #18811
Level 13
(1)
Unknown Item 30128 #24698
Level 13
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30328
Level 4
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5781
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5803
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5781
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5803
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5802
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5802
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5781
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5781
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5781
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5802
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5781
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5781
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5802
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5781
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5781
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5803
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5803
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5802
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5802
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5802
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5803
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5849
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5848)
(1)
Unknown Item 5849
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5848)
(1)
Unknown Item 5803
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Summary
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 384 |
| Hats | 234 |
| Misc | 120 |
| Metal | 88 items worth 598 scrap |
| Unknown | 480 |
| Total | 1306 |
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Sun, 13 Jul 25 03:20:17 +0000
Mon, 07 Jul 25 00:49:01 +0000
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