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A Vacuum Full of Bees
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The following items were overlapping other items or in invalid backpack positions:
Scout
(393 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(393 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(345 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(345 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(327 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(327 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(390 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(390 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(348 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(348 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(420 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(420 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(331 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(331 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(349 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(349 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(313 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(313 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Unusual Samur-Eye
Level 35 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 62 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 22 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Unusual Bonk Boy
Level 38 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 9 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Steel Shako
Level 64 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 70 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage
Level 42
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 97 Invis Watch
Vintage
Level 70
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 87 Invis Watch
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 42 Scattergun
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 98 Boxing Gloves
Vintage Sandman
Level 67 Bat
Vintage Razorback
Level 15 Shield
Vintage Backburner
Level 83 Flame Thrower
Vintage
Level 76
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 23 Flare Gun
Vintage
Level 95
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 98 Syringe Gun
Vintage Jarate
Level 91 Jar Based Karate
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 68 Medi Gun
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 70 Lunch Box
Bolt Boy
Level 70 Hat
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to
an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's
also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on
here even we don't know what to make of it.
#1375
Level 94
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fast Learner
Level 33 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
Cross-Comm Express #8597
Level 1
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mutton Mann
Level 93 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
Tuxxy #1101
Level 75 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brainiac Hairpiece #19755
Level 38 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hero's Tail #22078
Level 49 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bearded Bombardier
Level 66 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
Nose Candy #2484
Level 47 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rail Spikes #2530
Level 99 Spikes
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're
cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits
welded onto the round bits.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brock's Locks #3550
Level 4 Hair
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased,
tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from
your lower back and buttocks years ago.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Carl #3526
Level 59 Hair
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the
unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long
flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness
wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you
the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!
#Attrib_MakersMark
"Seonaidh"
Level 39
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Archimedes #8205
Level 71
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
#Attrib_MakersMark
All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
Bearded Bombardier #9679
Level 88 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Team Captain #11229
Level 99 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Galvanized Gibus
Level 98 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
Bolted Bicorne
Level 100 Hat
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a
human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if
they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your
move, parrots.
Rusty Reaper
Level 79 Hat
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint
something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
Dashin' Hashshashin #15288
Level 10
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Aqua Flops #2554
Level 13 Flip-Flops
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a
little taste of the tropics?
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
Cockfighter #919
Level 10
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker
with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pugilist's Protector
Level 68 Hat
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
U-clank-a
Level 90
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
War Pig
Level 69
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 49 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Liquidator's Lid
Level 28 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Ninja Cowl
Level 1
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
Familiar Fez
Level 23 Hat
Hunger Force #2615
Level 74 Shirt
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little
you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have
absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Demoman's Fro
Level 33
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 90 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
Soviet Gentleman
Level 28 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
Sharp Dresser #22066
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
Cut Throat Concierge #3352
Level 64 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mecha-Medes
Level 5
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when
Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met
his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried
Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
Steam Pipe
Level 63 Pipe
Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the
harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and
dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman
Dracula glasses!
Kringle Collection
Level 89 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 72 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 69 Hat
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 61 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 26 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 93 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 12 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 46 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 67 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 73 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 3 Hat
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 43 Hat
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 71 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 8 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Mining Light
Level 20
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 21 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 69 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 69 Hat
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 2 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 67 Hat
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 6 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 89 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 31 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 74 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 2 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 68 Hat
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 74 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 61
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 55 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Hound Dog
Level 94 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 81 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 41 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 8 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 78 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 20
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 80 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 91 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 93 Hat
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 66 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 79 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 67 Glasses
Nothing
Vintage Mining Light
Level 8
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 45 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 53 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 43
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 25 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 22 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 98 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
"Jeff"
Level 44 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Hotrod
Level 62 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 90 Glasses
Nothing
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 84 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 16 Hat
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 95 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 43 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 82 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 92 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 77 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 44
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 82 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 42 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 2 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 4 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 79 Hat
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 17 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 49 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 31 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 17 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 95 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 62 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 75 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 84 Hat
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 39 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 13
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 25 Hat
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 66 Hat
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 93 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 42 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 17
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 98 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 61 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 53
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 84 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 6 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 59 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 97 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 34 Hat
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 72 Hat
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 11 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 79 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 94 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Mining Light
Level 81
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 32 Hat
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 56 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 74 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 19 Hat
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 38 Hat
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 39 Hat
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 63 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 30 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 91 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 23 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 27 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 10 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 60 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 82 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 21 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 60 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 43 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 19 Hat
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 93 Hat
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 5 Hat
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 50 Hat
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 4 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 79 Hat
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 96 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 23 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 66 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 70 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 57 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 9 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
"Hooligan's Hidden Hedge"
Level 58 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 99 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 50
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 64
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Hound Dog
Level 46 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Vintage Hound Dog
Level 93 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
"Always Bet On Duke"
Level 14 Hat
"Alternatively: "Bravo, Johnny Bravo""
Vintage Hound Dog
Level 7 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Vintage Hound Dog
Level 4 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 29 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Vintage Hound Dog
Level 64 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Vintage Hound Dog
Level 51 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Vintage Hound Dog
Level 28 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 30
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 76 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 16 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 52 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 64 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 76 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 98 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 25 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 41 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 71 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 80 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 47 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 23 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 89 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 40 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 83 Hat
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 75 Hat
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 16 Hat
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 98 Hat
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 34 Hat
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 58 Hat
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 4 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 32 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 15 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 31 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 8 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 81 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 65 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 32 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 37 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 71 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 25 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 33 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 47 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 52 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 79 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 33 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 82 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 74 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 81 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 61 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 56 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 87 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 49 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 81
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 48
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 15
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 86
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 15
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 97
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 62
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 93 Hat
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 38 Hat
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 50 Hat
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 32 Hat
"Coupe de Jimmy HENDRIX"
Level 97
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 82
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 76
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 50
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 16
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 72
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 77 Hat
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 71 Hat
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 48 Hat
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 26 Hat
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 26 Hat
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 36 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 54 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 44 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 64 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 91 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 99 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 79 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 15 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 8 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 30 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 55 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 50 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 97 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 15 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 61 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 96 Hat
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 12 Hat
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 30 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 38 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 56 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 66 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Mining Light
Level 74
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Mining Light
Level 16
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 63 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 65 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 75 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 16 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 25 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 60 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 72 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 41 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 10 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 48 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 8 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 34 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Hotrod
Level 92 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Vintage Hotrod
Level 71 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Vintage Hotrod
Level 15 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Vintage Hotrod
Level 45 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Vintage Hotrod
Level 18 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Vintage Hotrod
Level 54 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 37 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 3 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 61 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 13 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 54 Hat
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 64 Hat
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 51 Hat
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 44 Hat
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 9 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 45 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 27 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 47 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 14 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 4 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 63 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 81 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 9 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 59 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 72 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 55 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
"V.V. Merryweather, Attorney at Law"
Level 14 Hat
"Objection, your honor! I can't hear a word the prosecution is
saying."
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 25 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 29 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 37 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 62 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 9 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
"Mr. Mxyzptlk's Mantlepiece"
Level 45 Hat
"Ask me about saying my own name backwards!"
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 75 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 89 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 29 Glasses
Nothing
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 29 Glasses
Nothing
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Nothing
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 73 Glasses
Nothing
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 71 Glasses
Nothing
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 30 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 85 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 2 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 15 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 29 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 73 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 22 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 18 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 51 Hat
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 7 Hat
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 64 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 59 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 15 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 15 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 43 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 3 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 57 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 68 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 27 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 60 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 93 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 30 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 45 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 27 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 1 Hat
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
#Attrib_ReferencedItem
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
#Attrib_ReferencedItem
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
#Attrib_ReferencedItem
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
#Attrib_ReferencedItem
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
#Attrib_ReferencedItem
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
#Attrib_ReferencedItem
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
#Attrib_ReferencedItem
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
#Attrib_ReferencedItem
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
#Attrib_ReferencedItem
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
#Attrib_ReferencedItem
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
#Attrib_ReferencedItem
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
#Attrib_ReferencedItem
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
Holiday Headcase
Level 100
Merry Smissmas, everyone! May all your miscellaneous holidays be happy
(or somber, depending on your cultural traditions) with this
ultra-rare TF item, donated by Steam User BANG!
Ebenezer
Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.
Ebenezer
Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.
Ebenezer
Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.
Ebenezer
Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.
Ebenezer
Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.
Ebenezer
Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.
Ebenezer
Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.
Ebenezer
Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.
Ebenezer
Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
"Raspberry Beret"
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
"The kind you'd find in a second hand store"
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description
Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this
skull-themed hate hat.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this
skull-themed hate hat.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description
"Summon Force of Nature, 8/8, Trampling"
Level 100 Scattergun
"The Tsar Bonka"
Level 100 Lunch Box
"Hits yer stomach like a 50 megaton bomb. And breaks windows 900
kilometres away."
"Bugs Bunny's Baseball Bat"
Level 100 Bat
"Come on give it the 'ol peppa, the 'ol peppa. Throw it right down the
ol' alley!"
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
"Dragon's Breath Flamer"
Level 100 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
"The Solar Flare Gun"
Level 100 Flare Gun
Vintage
Level 100
"Tsar's Tarpit"
Level 100 Minigun
"THE KING KRAKENBURGER"
Level 100
"THE SANDWICH THAT EVEN THE GODS FEAR. RELEASE THE SANDVICH!"
"Rocky's Repertoire"
Level 100 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description
"Force-0-Nature"
Level 0 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
"Botulism Beverage"
Level 0 Lunch Box
"Casey's Catapult"
Level 0 Bat
"But there is no joy in Mudville — mighty Casey has struck out."
"The Hair Dryer"
Level 0 Flame Thrower
"Shooting Blanks"
Level 0 Flare Gun
Vintage
Level 0
Vintage Natascha
Level 0 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
"The Malodorous Manwich"
Level 0
"Even the Heavy has to hold his nose while taking a bite of this
stinky sandvich."
"Sock'em Boppers"
Level 0 Boxing Gloves
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 0 Medi Gun
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 0 Syringe Gun
"The 0bersaw"
Level 0
"The Crosseyed Crossbow"
Level 0
Vintage Razorback
Level 0 Shield
"Fat Free, Sugar Free, 0 Calorie Lemonade"
Level 0 Jar Based Karate
"Delicious! And aside from some mild acidity and minicrits, good for
you, too!"
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
"The Negligible Negotiator"
Level 0
"The Obvious Obfuscator"
Level 0 Invis Watch
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 0 Invis Watch
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
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Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 100 Medi Gun
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost
"Life Vortex"
Level 100 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain
"Monomolecular-Edged Combat Knife"
Level 100
"Cupid's Cannon"
Level 100
"The Perfect Pavise"
Level 100 Shield
#Attrib_BackstabShield
"Alien's Blood, From Concentrate"
Level 100 Jar Based Karate
"Many Marines died collecting this sample. I think it's eating through
the jar..."
"The Despicable Diplomat"
Level 100
"The Deceptive Doppelganger"
Level 100 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 100 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
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Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 69 Boxing Gloves
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 69 Syringe Gun
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 47 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 68 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 94 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 56 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 60 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 50 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
Virus Doctor
Level 75 Hat
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler,
or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you
look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver
and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 66 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
Firewall Helmet
Level 80 Hat
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better
hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why?
The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool
and refreshed, probably.
Megapixel Beard
Level 48 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to
have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 35 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
Bolted Birdcage
Level 61 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 47 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 1 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
Rusty Reaper
Level 67 Hat
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint
something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
Rusty Reaper
Level 31 Hat
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint
something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 94 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 42 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
Steam Pipe
Level 19 Pipe
Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the
harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and
dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman
Dracula glasses!
Metal Slug
Level 85 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 69 Hat
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained
urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through
a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 14 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 83 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 7 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
Galvanized Gibus
Level 93 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
Electric Escorter
Level 50 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
Base Metal Billycock
Level 100 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
Halogen Head Lamp
Level 94 Hat
This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor's head mirror by
replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be
seen from space. Peer inside your patients' disease-riddled ears,
noses and throats from a safe distance.
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 91 Hat
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come
by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats
out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt
cactuses.
Galvanized Gibus
Level 75 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
Battery Canteens
Level 96
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid.
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 93 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug.
Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something
in your mouth that is on fire.
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 78 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
Googol Glass Eyes
Level 90 Hat
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the
stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean
hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 23 Hat
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come
by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats
out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt
cactuses.
DethKapp #16
Level 79
For centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of
who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally
answers that age-old mystery: It was you!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Antlers #28
Level 48
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hunger Force #26
Level 87 Shirt
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little
you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have
absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Furious Fukaamigasa #999
Level 55 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
Gym Rat #14
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gym Rat #15
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flair! #58
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Janissary Ketche #9
Level 24 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Western Wear #80
Level 95 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
Balloonicorn #56
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Market Gardener #34
Level 10 Shovel
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Steel Songbird #12
Level 60
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pounding Father #16
Level 51
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Original #96
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Rogue's Col Roule #52
Level 15 Apparel
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sydney Straw Boat #19
Level 64
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Soda Popper #86
Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Atomizer #80
Level 10 Bat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 99 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 100 Invis Watch
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 69 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 99 Invis Watch
Vintage
Level 42
Steel Shako
Level 73 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
Galvanized Gibus
Level 92 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
Bonk Leadwear
Level 26 Hat
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by
mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932,
American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this
mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
Broadband Bonnet
Level 11 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 95 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 100
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 1 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Vintage Hound Dog
Level 99 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 42 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 100 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 100 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 1 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 1 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 42 Hat
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 42
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage
Level 100
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 0 Scattergun
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 100 Invis Watch
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 1 Invis Watch
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 69 Invis Watch
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 1 Boxing Gloves
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 100 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 69 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 69 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 69 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1
Battery Canteens
Level 77
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid.
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 60 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1
Festive Minigun
Level 1
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1
Festive Wrench
Level 1
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1
Festive Scattergun
Level 1
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
"That's Terror"
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Strange Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
Strange Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
Strange Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
Haunted Legend of Bugfoot
Level 45
Haunted Holy Hunter
Level 53
Haunted Einstein
Level 3
Haunted Silver Bullets
Level 5
Haunted Pickled Paws
Level 64
Haunted Wrap Battler
Level 52
Haunted Tail From the Crypt
Level 39
Haunted Steel Pipes
Level 80
Haunted Idiot Box
Level 13
Haunted Emerald Jarate
Level 90
Haunted Frontier Flyboy
Level 54
Haunted Fallen Angel
Level 58
Haunted Hair of the Dog
Level 30
Haunted Futankhamun
Level 78
Haunted Scottish Snarl
Level 23
Haunted Under Cover
Level 51
Haunted Futankhamun
Level 77
Haunted B-ankh!
Level 80
Haunted Can Opener
Level 20
Haunted Dr. Gogglestache
Level 34
Strange Part: Headshot Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of headshot kills you make with that weapon.
Genuine Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
Genuine Faerie Solitaire Pin
Level 1 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!
Strange Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Strange Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
A Deep Commitment to Purple
Level 5
Haunted Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 7 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug.
Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something
in your mouth that is on fire.
Rusty Reaper
Level 59 Hat
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint
something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.
Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
Brock's Locks
Level 5 Hair
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased,
tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from
your lower back and buttocks years ago.
Hanger-On Hood
Level 3
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your
complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the
stomach for dressing up like a moth.
Flunkyware
Level 44 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
Flight of the Monarch
Level 48 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat
Genuine Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
Genuine Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
"Good thing I brought my Invisibility Scarf."
Strange Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
"DONT LET ME DIE YOU IDIOT"
Level 1 Medi Gun
"I hate playing medic"
Level 1 Medi Gun
Plug-In Prospector
Level 33 Hat
Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend you're a grizzled,
cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of
nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of
3047.
Gridiron Guardian
Level 78 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
Megapixel Beard
Level 25 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to
have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
Tungsten Toque
Level 47 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 67 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
Data Mining Light
Level 50 Hat
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing
away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how
tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not
wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
HDMI Patch
Level 79 Photograph
Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide
Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your
friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face.
Plumber's Pipe
Level 68 Hat
Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes
with pipe, length of wire.
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 80 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
FR-0
Level 9 Hat
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic '70s film
"Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
Timeless Topper
Level 50 Hat
Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that
decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper's built for
the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core
of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers.
Halogen Head Lamp
Level 19 Hat
This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor's head mirror by
replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be
seen from space. Peer inside your patients' disease-riddled ears,
noses and throats from a safe distance.
Bolted Bombardier
Level 2 Facial Hair
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his
beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and
they want to talk to you.
Bonk Leadwear
Level 59 Hat
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by
mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932,
American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this
mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
Steam Pipe
Level 10 Pipe
Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the
harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and
dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman
Dracula glasses!
Bot Dogger
Level 26 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 37 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 21 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 75 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
Scrap Sack
Level 12 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an
eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
Galvanized Gibus
Level 3 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
Letch's LED
Level 6 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 12 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 26 Hat
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained
urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through
a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
Base Metal Billycock
Level 43 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
Bunsen Brave
Level 46 Hat
Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction
of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native
Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame
temperature of 3100 °C.
Broadband Bonnet
Level 38 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 1 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 54 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug.
Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something
in your mouth that is on fire.
Steel Shako
Level 77 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 56 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 64 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 7 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
Electric Escorter
Level 42 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
Teddy Robobelt
Level 77 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 10 Hat
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come
by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats
out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt
cactuses.
Virus Doctor
Level 23 Hat
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler,
or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you
look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver
and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 96 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
Practitioner's Processing Mask
Level 22
Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This
handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of
soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 11 Hat
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of
Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must
kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep
boop kill all humans!
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 71 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 38 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
Firewall Helmet
Level 82 Hat
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better
hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why?
The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool
and refreshed, probably.
Pure Tin Capotain
Level 57 Hat
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you
could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger?
Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention
since the electric can opener.
Bolted Bicorne
Level 32 Hat
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a
human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if
they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your
move, parrots.
Metal Slug
Level 23 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
Rusty Reaper
Level 5 Hat
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint
something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
Mecha-Medes
Level 82
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when
Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met
his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried
Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
Googol Glass Eyes
Level 60 Hat
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the
stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean
hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
Bolt Boy
Level 70 Hat
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to
an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's
also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on
here even we don't know what to make of it.
Byte'd Beak
Level 81 Hat
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day
masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for
dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
Battery Canteens
Level 31
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid.
Filamental
Level 13 Hat
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only
your electrician knows for sure!
Bolted Birdcage
Level 39 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
Soldered Sensei
Level 94 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
Blighted Beak
Level 48 Hat
Genuine Ap-Sap
Level 46 Sapper
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science
facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly
defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient,
and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're
trying to work.
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Genuine Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
Haunted Griffin's Gog
Level 57
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Level 1
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Genuine Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
Gift Wrap
Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Strange Festive Sandvich
Level 1
Strange Festive Sandvich
Level 1
Strange Festive Sandvich
Level 1
Strange Festive Sandvich
Level 1
Strange Festive Sandvich
Level 1
Strange Festive Sandvich
Level 1
Strange Festive Sandvich
Level 1
Strange Festive Sandvich
Level 1
Strange Festive Sandvich
Level 1
Strange Festive Sandvich
Level 1
Strange Festive Ambassador
Level 5
Strange Festive Ambassador
Level 5
Strange Festive Ambassador
Level 5
Strange Festive Ambassador
Level 5
Strange Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10
Strange Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10
"I HAVE A GREAT IDEA!"
Level 10
"It's like a bulb lit up in my head!"
Strange Festive Huntsman
Level 10
Strange Festive Ambassador
Level 5
Strange Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1
Strange Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1
Strange Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1
Strange Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1
Strange Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42
Strange Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42
Strange Festive Ubersaw
Level 10
Strange Festive Buff Banner
Level 5
Strange Festive Buff Banner
Level 5
Strange Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5
Strange Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5
Strange Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 67 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Genuine Vox Diabolus
Level 1
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
Genuine Blind Justice
Level 1 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
Genuine Person in the Iron Mask
Level 1
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
Genuine Doe-Boy
Level 1
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
Genuine Steel Songbird
Level 1
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 46 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 83 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 20 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Noise Maker - Werewolf
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Witch
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Stabby
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Banshee
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Banshee
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Werewolf
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
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Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)
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Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)
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Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)
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Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
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Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
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Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
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it, or unwrap it if you received it!
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it, or unwrap it if you received it!
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Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 48 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 51 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 21 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 63 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 41 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 52 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 31 Hat
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down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 46 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 7 Hat
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down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 93 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 60 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 10 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 35 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 82 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 57 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 46 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 35 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 95 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 98 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 75 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 1 Hat
"Ready to be shot into space."
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 34 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 7 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 34 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 51 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 69 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 41 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 10 Hat
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down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 100 Hat
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down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 3 Hat
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them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 76 Hat
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down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 61 Hat
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down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 92 Hat
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down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 23 Hat
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down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 9 Hat
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Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 88 Hat
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them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 10 Hat
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Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 96 Hat
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down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 79 Hat
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down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 47 Hat
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down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 32 Hat
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down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 21 Hat
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them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 35 Hat
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down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 8 Hat
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them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 37 Hat
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down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 73 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 79 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 34 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 17 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 56 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
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Level 85 Hat
His bullet was close.
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Level 61 Hat
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Level 49 Hat
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Level 25 Hat
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Level 67 Hat
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Level 62 Hat
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Level 79 Hat
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Level 45 Hat
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Level 43 Hat
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Level 41 Hat
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Level 89 Hat
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Level 46 Hat
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Level 21 Hat
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Level 77 Hat
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Level 51 Hat
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Level 14 Hat
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Level 48 Hat
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Level 46 Hat
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Level 41 Hat
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Level 11 Hat
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Level 62 Hat
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Level 42 Hat
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Level 82 Hat
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Level 64 Hat
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Level 27 Hat
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Level 1 Hat
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Level 20 Hat
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Level 35 Hat
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Level 88 Hat
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Level 81 Hat
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Level 30 Hat
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Level 5 Hat
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Level 33 Hat
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Level 84 Hat
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Level 26 Hat
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Level 33 Hat
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I lost my hat.
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Level 26 Hat
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Level 52 Hat
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Level 24 Hat
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Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 75 Hat
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Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 27 Hat
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Level 43 Hat
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Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 88 Hat
His bullet was close.
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Level 60 Hat
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Level 63 Hat
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Level 74 Hat
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He lost his head.
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Level 22 Hat
His bullet was close.
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My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
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Level 26 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
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Level 97 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
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Level 41 Hat
His bullet was close.
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My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
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Level 85 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 97 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 63 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
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Level 45 Hat
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Level 95 Hat
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Level 60 Hat
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Level 4 Hat
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Level 22 Hat
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Level 43 Hat
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Level 85 Hat
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Level 60 Hat
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Level 52 Hat
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Level 45 Hat
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Level 4 Hat
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Level 67 Hat
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Level 2 Hat
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Level 63 Hat
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Level 79 Hat
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Level 40 Hat
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Level 28 Hat
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Level 75 Hat
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Level 55 Hat
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Level 70 Hat
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Level 23 Hat
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Level 27 Hat
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Level 82 Hat
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Level 75 Hat
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Level 4 Hat
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Level 59 Hat
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Level 71 Hat
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Level 94 Hat
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Level 73 Hat
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Level 38 Hat
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Level 70 Hat
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Level 4 Hat
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Level 32 Hat
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Level 41 Hat
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Level 75 Hat
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Level 7 Hat
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Level 52 Hat
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Level 52 Hat
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Level 44 Hat
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Level 23 Hat
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Level 71 Hat
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Level 52 Hat
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Level 21 Hat
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Level 36 Hat
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Level 71 Hat
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Level 16 Hat
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Level 75 Hat
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Level 62 Hat
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Level 85 Hat
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Level 60 Hat
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Level 58 Hat
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Level 91 Hat
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Level 78 Hat
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Level 28 Hat
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Level 15 Hat
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Level 96 Hat
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Level 87 Hat
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Level 22 Hat
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Level 93 Hat
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Level 96 Hat
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Level 16 Hat
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Level 74 Hat
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Level 90 Hat
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Level 69 Hat
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Level 80 Hat
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Level 91 Hat
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Level 48 Hat
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Level 42 Hat
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Level 12 Hat
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Level 41 Hat
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Level 54 Hat
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Level 81 Hat
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Level 8 Hat
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Level 62 Hat
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Level 55 Hat
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Level 25 Hat
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Level 89 Hat
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Level 51 Hat
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Level 57 Hat
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Level 56 Hat
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Level 31 Hat
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Level 91 Hat
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Level 2 Hat
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Soldier of Fortune
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Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do
it better.
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Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mann Co. Online Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Gong
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Gong
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Werewolf
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh
Level 5 Party Favor
Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Noise Maker - Gong
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Gong
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Gong
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Gremlin
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Black Cat
Level 5 Party Favor
MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Benefactor's Kanmuri
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Gong
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Gong
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Gong
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Noise Maker - Gong
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Gong
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Gong
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Saxxy Clapper Badge
Level 100 Badge
Harness the seductive black magic of Hollywood with this commemorative
clapper board—the same used by actual movie directors. Now YOU can
tell Ryan Reynolds what to do!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 7 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 6 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 2 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 1 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
"Poor Man's Untradeable Overvaluedmorph"
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Noise Maker - Bell
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Gong
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Gong
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Gong
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Level 17
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 8 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
Merc's Muffler
Level 99 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
Battery Bandolier
Level 57
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Hunger Force #1698
Level 88 Shirt
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little
you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have
absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Aqua Flops #1628
Level 72 Flip-Flops
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a
little taste of the tropics?
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Last Straw
Level 1
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
Genuine That '70s Chapeau
Level 1
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
Genuine Siberian Sophisticate
Level 1 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
Genuine Quäckenbirdt
Level 1 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.
Genuine Deadliest Duckling
Level 1 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
Cool Breeze
Level 58 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
Samson Skewer
Level 45 Decorative Knife
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of
the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of
matches and three raisins.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Dapper Disguise
Level 20 Mask
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the
exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free
bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though,
because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than
before.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Necronomicrown
Level 96
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's
neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in
your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart!
Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bloodhound
Level 91
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing
gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take
a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Last Straw
Level 1
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
Genuine Buck Turner All-Stars
Level 1 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record
for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to
escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes.
Both his feet were later amputated.
Strange Festive Buff Banner
Level 5
Strange Festive Sandvich
Level 1
Strange Festive Ambassador
Level 5
Strange Festive Huntsman
Level 10
Strange Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10
Strange Festive Ubersaw
Level 10
Strange Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1
Strange Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42
Strange Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5
Genuine Ap-Sap
Level 22 Sapper
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science
facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly
defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient,
and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're
trying to work.
#Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak
#Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak_Idle_Wait
"Merry Christmas, Zach"
Level 1
"Why don't we watch Home Alone, that classic Christmas movie by John
Hughes?"
Strange Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1
"Parrrley"
Level 1
Genuine Grizzled Growth
Level 1 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
Strange Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 4
Strange Diamond Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Diamond Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Diamond Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 5
Strange Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Diamond Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 3
Strange Diamond Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 2
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 100 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Strange Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 5
Strange Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 4
Strange Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 4
Strange Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 3
Strange Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 2
Strange Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 3
Strange Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat
Strange Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 2
Strange Blood Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 2
Strange Blood Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Blood Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Blood Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 2
"If We Die, Its Your Fault"
Level 1
Strange Blood Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Blood Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Blood Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat
Strange Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 2
"Our protector"
Level 1
"little man still crying ? don't worry the giant man is here , You can
go back to"
Strange Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 2
Strange Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 6
Strange Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 2
Strange Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 5
Strange Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 2
Strange Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat
Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 4
Strange Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 2
Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 2
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 6
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 4
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 4
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 12
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 3
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 2
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 2
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 5
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 12
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 7
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 93 Invis Watch
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_DropHealthPackOnKill
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Increased
"GET OUT"
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
"You are likely to be eaten by a GRU."
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
"It is pitch black."
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
"Rocket-Powered Shitkickers"
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction
"The Sandvich of Retards"
Level 1 Lunch Box
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth
Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
"The Soldierin' Satchel"
Level 5
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 74 Lunch Box
Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
"BWONG! BWONG! BWONG! BWONG! BWONG!"
Level 5 Frying Pan
"BWANG! BWONG! BWONG! BWANG! BWONG! BWANG! BWANG! BWONG! BWANG! BWONG!
BWONG!"
Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
override projectile type (14)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponChargedShot
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding
#Attrib_NoCritBoost
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Increased
Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning
Beggar's Bazooka
Level 99 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_AutoFiresFullClip
#Attrib_CanOverload
#Attrib_Projectile_Spread_Angle_Negative
#Attrib_NoPrimaryAmmoFromDispensers
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Spread_Positive
#Attrib_HypeResetsOnJump
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponPenetration
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit
Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
#Attrib_DamageAllConnected
Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeTime_Increase
Phlogistinator #42455
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
#Attrib_BurnDamageEarnsRage
#Attrib_AirblastDisabled
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_FlaregunPelletsWithKnockback
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Level 69
Unarmed Combat
Level 25 Severed Arm
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Cozy Camper #1553
Level 10 Backpack
#Attrib_HealthRegen
#Attrib_AimingKnockbackResistance
#Attrib_AimingNoFlinch
#Attrib_SniperAimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
#Attrib_MakersMark
Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
#Attrib_NoChargeImpactRange
#Attrib_ChargeImpactDamageIncreased
Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DmgFromRanged_Reduced
#Attrib_DeployTime_Increased
Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_DmgBonus_Undisguised
Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
#Attrib_SeeEnemyHealth
Winger
Level 15 Pistol
Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
#Attrib_SpeedBuffAlly
Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Increased
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
#Attrib_RageGainOnKill
#Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
#Attrib_SniperRageDisplayOnly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Bodyshot_Negative
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
#Attrib_CancelFallingDamage
Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
#Attrib_BatLaunchesOrnaments
Strange Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Strange Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Strange Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
Strange Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
Strange Bat
Level 1 Bat
Strange Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Strange
Level 42
Strange Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
#Attrib_AirDashCountIncreased
Strange Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Strange Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
Strange Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Strange Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
Strange Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_DamageForceReduction
#Attrib_BootsFallingStomp
Strange Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing
Strange Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
#Attrib_CritWhileAirborne
Strange Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Strange Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased
#Attrib_WpnBurnDmg_Reduced
"PROPANE ACCESSORY"
Level 10 Flare Gun
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Strange
Level 10
Strange Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill
#Attrib_DmgFromMelee_Increased
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
Strange Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced
Strange
Level 72
Strange Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Strange Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
#Attrib_StickyAirBurstMode
Strange Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Strange Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
Strange Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
Strange Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
Strange Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_AmmoBecomesHealth
Strange Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
Strange Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_AimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
Strange Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunNoSpinSounds
Strange Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive
Strange Fists
Level 1 Fists
Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
Strange Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
#Attrib_CritForcesLaugh
#Attrib_CritFromBehind
#Attrib_TickleEnemiesWieldingSameWeapon
#Attrib_CritDoesNoDamage
Strange
Level 5
Strange Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
Strange Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Strange Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry
Strange Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
Strange Jag
Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Strange Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal
Strange Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Strange Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
Strange Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
Strange Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
Strange Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Strange
Level 10
Strange Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal
Strange Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Strange
Level 10
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_JarateDuration
#Attrib_SniperCharge_Per_Sec
Strange Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer
Strange Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.
#Attrib_MultSniperChargePenalty
Strange SMG
Level 1 SMG
Strange Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Strange Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Strange Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
Strange Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Strange
Level 5
Strange L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_AddCloakOnHit
Strange Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits
Strange Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
Strange Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
Strange Knife
Level 1 Knife
Strange Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise
Strange Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
#Attrib_Sanguisuge
Strange Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_AddCloakOnKill
Strange Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Strange Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Strange Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemiesDeploy
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
#Attrib_CaptureValue_Increased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Increased
Strange Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_Honorbound
Strange Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
"MY BABY"
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
"LET ME DIE AND I'LL HAUNT YOUR DUMB ASS"
Level 1 Medi Gun
Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
#Attrib_PreserveUbercharge
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
Genuine Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss
Genuine
Level 1
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Genuine
Level 1
Quäckenbirdt #3751
Level 3 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.
Genuine
Level 1
Genuine Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
#Attrib_CritKillWillGib
Genuine
Level 1
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
#Attrib_ElectricalAirblast
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
"The Vintage Overvaluedmorph"
Level 5 Pistol
"Fires caseless hollow-point bullets made entirely of condensed
Mannconomy tears."
Strange Lollichop
Level 18 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
Digit Divulger
Level 75 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
Wrap Battler
Level 73
Idiot Box
Level 27
Blazing Bull
Level 87
Hair of the Dog
Level 26
Haunted Can Opener
Level 50
Buzz Killer
Level 93
Holy Hunter
Level 6
Under Cover
Level 5
Cut Throat Concierge
Level 57 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
B-ankh!
Level 83
Steel Pipes
Level 26
Fallen Angel
Level 4
Scottish Snarl
Level 96
Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 6
Frontier Flyboy
Level 36
Haunted Dr. Gogglestache
Level 22
Silver Bullets
Level 66
Griffin's Gog
Level 16
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 84
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
Futankhamun
Level 53
Shoestring Budget
Level 89
Tail From the Crypt
Level 12
Pickled Paws
Level 51
Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 78
Legend of Bugfoot
Level 71
Emerald Jarate
Level 19
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 31
Intangible Ascot
Level 12
Flunkyware
Level 71 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 40 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
Mutton Mann
Level 24 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
Pocket Medic #16462
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tuxxy #22
Level 37 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cockfighter #918
Level 10
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker
with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
#Attrib_MakersMark
That '70s Chapeau #87
Level 94
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
#Attrib_MakersMark
#65
Level 36
#10
Level 85
Stereoscopic Shades #15245
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 69 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
Your Worst Nightmare #71
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
Hermes #48
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
#Attrib_MakersMark
RoBro 3000
Level 55 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
Surgeon's Stethoscope #14087
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Photo Badge #8812
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 27 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
Last Breath #1017
Level 13 Hat
Crafty Hair #1007
Level 11 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #320
Level 41 Facial Hair
#Attrib_MakersMark
"CAN'T SEE SHIT"
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #19038
Level 93 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
"My Morality Is Making A Complete 180"
Level 63 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Made Man
Level 69 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Burning Bongos #5536
Level 95 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Surgeon's Side Satchel #6376
Level 70 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brainiac Goggles #12794
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ornament Armament #12040
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Backwards Ballcap #13992
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sneaky Spats of Sneaking #7169
Level 52 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dragonborn Helmet #16089
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spectre's Spectacles #14261
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Track Terrorizer
Level 22 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #12741
Level 29 Facial Hair
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prairie Heel Biters #16067
Level 15 Spurs
#Attrib_MakersMark
Texas Half-Pants
Level 70 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Nine-Pipe Problem #1076
Level 33 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
Le Party Phantom
Level 1
One-Man Army #14131
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Buccaneer's Bicorne #8182
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 57 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 97 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
Haunted Scarecrow
Level 50 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
Haunted Exorcizor
Level 45 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
Haunted Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your
pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know
anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and
house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 1 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
Haunted Sir Hootsalot
Level 87
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
Genuine
Level 1
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
"ARE YOU READY GUYS?!"
Level 1 Hat
"PUT YA GUNS ON!!"
Genuine
Level 1
"Pyro's Pestilent Pustule"
Level 90 Hat
"Don't get too close, it could go at any second!"
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Genuine Prize Plushy
Level 1 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
Sydney Straw Boat #22
Level 22
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Battery Bandolier
Level 93
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
"Statler and Waldorf"
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
#Attrib_MakersMark
"EXPLODIQUATRO"
Level 69
"The lesser-known legendary bird."
U-clank-a
Level 42
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
Tin-1000
Level 36
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Robot Running Man
Level 13
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
Tin Pot
Level 93
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
Vintage
Level 95
#Attrib_PyroYearNumber
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!
"Old Blanchy"
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
Connoisseur's Cap #9002
Level 66 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
#Attrib_MakersMark
Snapped Pupil
Level 3 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flamboyant Flamenco #14529
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Toss-Proof Towel #7896
Level 82 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
"JOHNNY NUKEM, SON OF DUKE BRAVO"
Level 100 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 3 Uniform
Jingle Belt #4195
Level 38 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
Brainiac Hairpiece #12712
Level 23 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flair! #563
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Cross-Comm Express #5159
Level 64
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
Soldier's Stogie #3404
Level 51 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
"The Smelly Old Man Hat"
Level 29 Hat
"Stolen off his grandpa's head while he was sleeping. Hasn't been
washed. Ever."
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
"The Tainted Tyrant"
Level 29 Hat
"He shows no mercy. He feels no remorse."
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
"The Malodorous Merryweather"
Level 97 Hat
"Found upside-down, full of some unspeakable liquid. Pyro plopped it
on anyways."
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
"Date Masamune's Rotten Banana Hat"
Level 29 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
"The Parasitic Pompadour"
Level 72 Hat
"Don't run, it's only lice!"
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
"The Chilean Miner"
Level 20
"If you were down there that long, you'd be covered in flies too."
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Vintage Tyrolean
Level 26 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
"The Swinger's Strawhat"
Level 69 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
"Fancy Fliedora"
Level 59
"A Trillby found in a filthy gutter, Spy felt classier wearing it.
Smellier, too."
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap
Level 4 Craft Item
This is metal scrap taken from the Horseless Headless Horsemann. It
whispers faintly...'heads'...
El Jefe #15256
Level 10 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
"The Spectral Elk"
Level 50
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 100 Hat
"Goldenweave Strutter of the Night's Hat"
Level 100 Hat
Unusual Coupe D'isaster
Level 43 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Brainiac Hairpiece #6844
Level 71 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
"This Mask means I'm better than you."
Level 93 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Outback Intellectual #7240
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
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Vintage Camera Beard
Level 0 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
"What? What? What? What? What? What?"
Level 36 Hat
"What was that? I didn't hear you. What? Speak up! WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
WHAT? WHAT?"
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 100 Hat
"Made of an unbelievably hard metal unknown to man. Or found under
Soldiers sink."
"A Vegetarian Never Wet My Girth"
Level 4 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Bearded Bombardier
Level 10 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
"THE POOP DISASTER"
Level 15 Hat
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Googly Gazer
Level 69 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
"THE RAREST HAT IN THE GAME"
Level 44 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Villain's Veil
Level 26 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
"Fez, Am I Frail?"
Level 22 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
"Keechwatimbo's Heretical Headgear"
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Fast Learner
Level 1 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
"October 22"
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Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 100 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 67
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
Siberian Sophisticate #18
Level 10 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 69 Pocket Buddy
"I-it's not like I want to be in your pocket all the time or
anything...!"
Medic Mech-bag
Level 97
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
Koala Compact
Level 23 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
B.M.O.C.
Level 30
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 65 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
(1)
Kringle Collection #3512
Level 100 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 69 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
Liquor Locker #6650
Level 36 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
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All-Father #1942
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
Itsy Bitsy Spyer #12441
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
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Teufort Tooth Kicker #3310
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
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Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
Team Captain #3741
Level 100 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Level 1
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level 1
Level 1
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level 1
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level 1
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Level 1
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level 1
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level 1
Level 1
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level 1
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level 1
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level 1
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 97 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 23 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 65 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 62 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 39 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 83 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 65 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 51 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 38 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 27 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 86 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 26 Hat
Vintage Mining Light
Level 75
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 23
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Strange Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Villain's Veil
Level 39 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Strange Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Strange Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Strange Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
"One Hit Wonder"
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 74 Uniform
Strange Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Strange Jag
Level 15 Wrench
Strange Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
Lumbricus Lid
Level 97 Hat
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 25 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Tyrant's Helm
Level 58 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 15 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Flipped Trilby
Level 7 Hat
Pugilist's Protector
Level 43 Hat
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Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 28 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Haunted Scottish Snarl
Level 17
Larrikin Robin
Level 24 Hat
Genuine Warsworn Helmet
Level 1
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
Genuine Bolgan
Level 1
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
Genuine Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
Genuine Faerie Solitaire Pin
Level 1 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 21 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 89 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Unusual Unknown Item 30072
Level 24
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 87 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 52 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 22 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 87 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 21 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 11 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage
Level 98
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 29 Hat
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 5 Glasses
Nothing
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
Vintage
Level 5
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
Vintage
Level 10
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
Vintage
Level 5
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 19 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Vintage
Level 10
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 19 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage
Level 5
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
"Hell yeah PUNCHING"
Level 55 Boxing Gloves
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5
Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
Attendant
Level 37 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Familiar Fez
Level 9 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 90 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 40 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 42
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Milkman
Level 17 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Officer's Ushanka
Level 41
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Class Token - Demoman
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5
Australium Gold
Level 5
A Deep Commitment to Purple
Level 5
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 89 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
"Silly Hats ONLY"
Level 91 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Level 1
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
A Deep Commitment to Purple
Level 5
Sober Stuntman
Level 88 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Level 1
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 54 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Level 1
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 4 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 92 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5
Milkman
Level 82 Hat
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 93 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Handyman's Handle
Level 29 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
Aged Moustache Grey
Level 5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 76 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Chief
Level 42 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Scotch Bonnet
Level 40 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
Jag
Level 15 Wrench
Pink as Hell
Level 5
Drably Olive
Level 5
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 100 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
Larrikin Robin
Level 6 Hat
Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Level 5
Hotrod
Level 59 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 74 Hat
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 66 Hat
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 2 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
The Superfan
Level 10
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 61 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 4 Hat
German Gonzila
Level 19 Hat
"LAWL PIPE SPAM"
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
"It really doesn't take any skill to kill people with it"
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Level 1
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Noble Hatter's Violet
Level 5
Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death
#Attrib_MarkForDeath
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Soldier's Stash
Level 19 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 69 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Genuine Warsworn Helmet
Level 1
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
Genuine Bolgan
Level 1
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
Genuine Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 4
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 31 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 18 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 97 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 86 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 51 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 33 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 36 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 65 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 12 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
"Steamin Segal"
Level 74 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 100 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Summary
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 1000 |
| Hats | 636 |
| Misc | 182 |
| Metal | 45 items worth 383 scrap |
| Unknown | 1 |
| Total | 1864 |
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