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A Vacuum Full of Bees

Milkman
Physician's Procedure Mask
Surgeon's Stethoscope #4687
Fancy Dress Uniform
Lumbricus Lid
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Vintage Merryweather
Jingle Belt #11362
Killer's Kabuto
Dashin' Hashshashin #15288
Bonk Boy #23460
"My Souvenir from Ünderland"
Dillinger's Duffel
Fancy Dress Uniform
Le Party Phantom
Rogue's Col Roule #15969
Builder's Blueprints #13577
Physician's Procedure Mask
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Charmer's Chapeau
Toss-Proof Towel #3386
Texas Half-Pants
Hottie's Hoodie #20481
Fancy Fedora
Prussian Pickelhaube
Samur-Eye
Spooky Sleeves
Attendant
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Vintage Tyrolean
Defiant Spartan
Digit Divulger #694
Medic Mech-bag
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Blighted Beak
Teddy Roosebelt
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
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Fast Learner
Your Worst Nightmare #13815
Front Runner #6371
Bubble Pipe #12616
Surgeon's Stahlhelm #4424
Private Eye
Bearded Bombardier
Prince Tavish's Crown
Stainless Pot
Heavy's Hockey Hair #674
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
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Flipped Trilby
Teddy Roosebelt
Fast Learner
Brainiac Goggles #11628
Lumbricus Lid
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Tyrant's Helm
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Milkman

Level 41 Hat


Physician's Procedure Mask

Level 59 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.


Surgeon's Stethoscope #4687

Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.


Fancy Dress Uniform

Level 65 Uniform


Lumbricus Lid

Level 88 Hat


Vintage Merryweather

Level 59 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.



Jingle Belt #11362

Level 3 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.



Killer's Kabuto

Level 95 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.

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Dashin' Hashshashin #15288

Level 10
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!

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Bonk Boy #23460

Level 26 Hat
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"My Souvenir from Ünderland"

Level 42 Hat
"No holding...? Fine!  Zen put zem in ZE PANTRY!"


Dillinger's Duffel

Level 96 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)



Fancy Dress Uniform

Level 28 Uniform


Le Party Phantom

Level 53


Rogue's Col Roule #15969

Level 15 Apparel
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Builder's Blueprints #13577

Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
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Physician's Procedure Mask

Level 65 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.


Charmer's Chapeau

Level 75 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
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Toss-Proof Towel #3386

Level 29 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.



Texas Half-Pants

Level 9 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.



Hottie's Hoodie #20481

Level 78
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.

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Fancy Fedora

Level 83
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.

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Prussian Pickelhaube

Level 46 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.

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Samur-Eye

Level 74 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war



Spooky Sleeves

Level 64 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!

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Attendant

Level 84 Hat


Vintage Tyrolean

Level 87 Hat


Defiant Spartan

Level 82


Digit Divulger #694

Level 6 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.

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Medic Mech-bag

Level 26
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!



Blighted Beak

Level 19 Hat


Teddy Roosebelt

Level 72 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!

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Surgeon's Stahlhelm

Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!



Fast Learner

Level 19 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!



Your Worst Nightmare #13815

Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.

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Front Runner #6371

Level 48
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.

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Bubble Pipe #12616

Level 25
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.

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Surgeon's Stahlhelm #4424

Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!



Private Eye

Level 74 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.


Bearded Bombardier

Level 90 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.



Prince Tavish's Crown

Level 26


Stainless Pot

Level 84 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.



Heavy's Hockey Hair #674

Level 6 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.

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Bird-Man of Aberdeen

Level 22
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!



Flipped Trilby

Level 32 Hat


Teddy Roosebelt

Level 20 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!



Fast Learner

Level 19 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!



Brainiac Goggles #11628

Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.

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Lumbricus Lid

Level 20 Hat


Tyrant's Helm

Level 71 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.



Reggaelator

Level 51 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.


Tough Stuff Muffs #1130

Level 67
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.

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Cross-Comm Express #8597

Level 1
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.

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Teufort Tooth Kicker #7026

Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.

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Point and Shoot #15310

Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.

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Rail Spikes #2530

Level 99 Spikes
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're
cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits
welded onto the round bits.

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Archimedes #7218

Level 13
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.

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Bird-Man of Aberdeen #9387

Level 95
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!

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Reindoonicorn #2437

Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.

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Track Terrorizer #6481

Level 68 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.

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Capo's Capper #615

Level 7 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.



Brown Bomber #14920

Level 92
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.

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Noh Mercy

Level 49 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask

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Dillinger's Duffel #9396

Level 19 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)

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Ol' Snaggletooth

Level 82 Hat


Milkman

Level 38 Hat


HazMat Headcase #9460

Level 42 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.

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Security Shades

Level 83 Hat


Blighted Beak

Level 4 Hat


Horrific Headsplitter

Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.


Honcho's Headgear

Level 23 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)



Hero's Tail #22078

Level 49 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.

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Hunger Force #2615

Level 74 Shirt
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little
you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have
absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!

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Officer's Ushanka

Level 57
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.



Front Runner #10935

Level 93
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.

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Defiant Spartan

Level 22


Planeswalker Goggles #20965

Level 25 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
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Soldier's Stogie #7317

Level 7 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.

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Nine-Pipe Problem #12780

Level 47 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.

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Point and Shoot #15313

Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.

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Team Captain #1780

Level 9 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'


Vintage Tyrolean

Level 30 Hat
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Attendant

Level 86 Hat
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Milkman

Level 39 Hat


Old Guadalajara

Level 6 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
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Point and Shoot #15309

Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.

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Planeswalker Goggles #3323

Level 35 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.


Kringle Collection

Level 57 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.



Fancy Fedora

Level 30
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.



Prince Tavish's Crown

Level 80


Troublemaker's Tossle Cap

Level 77 Hat
Straight outta control point.


Sneaky Spats of Sneaking #10736

Level 99 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.

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Aqua Flops #2554

Level 13 Flip-Flops
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a
little taste of the tropics?

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Fancy Dress Uniform #23877

Level 96 Uniform
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Connoisseur's Cap

Level 53 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...


Crone's Dome

Level 93
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.

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Lumbricus Lid

Level 25 Hat


Last Straw #1186

Level 61
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.

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Killer's Kabuto

Level 6 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.



Killer's Kabuto

Level 32 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.



Triboniophorus Tyrannus

Level 19 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.


Triboniophorus Tyrannus

Level 9 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.


Lumbricus Lid

Level 88 Hat


Milkman

Level 27 Hat


Troublemaker's Tossle Cap

Level 2 Hat
Straight outta control point.


Itsy Bitsy Spyer #15813

Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!

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Magistrate's Mullet

Level 99 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.



"Pain Stewart"

Level 5 Hat


Spine-Chilling Skull

Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


"Sparks Nevada"

Level 15 Spurs
"For I've sworn by the burs of my astro-spurs to right the outlaw
wrongs on Mars."



DethKapp #2598

Level 44
For centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of
who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally
answers that age-old mystery: It was you!

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Vintage Merryweather

Level 55 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.



Rogue's Col Roule #19952

Level 15 Apparel
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Hustler's Hallmark

Level 71 Hat


Flight of the Monarch

Level 1 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.

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Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #24407

Level 42 Facial Hair
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Texas Ten Gallon

Level 59 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.



Hero's Hachimaki #5669

Level 46 Hat


Made Man

Level 26 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.


Hound Dog

Level 1 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.



Flamboyant Flamenco #3550

Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.

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Rogue's Col Roule

Level 15 Apparel


Pip-Boy #19200

Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
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Planeswalker Goggles #20967

Level 91 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
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Backwards Ballcap

Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.



Dragonborn Helmet

Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.



Prize Plushy #1218

Level 94 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!

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Football Helmet

Level 91 Hat


Soldier's Stash

Level 13 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.



Hottie's Hoodie

Level 39
"Comes equipped with JUICY yoga pants"


Brigade Helm

Level 29 Hat


Defiant Spartan

Level 2


That '70s Chapeau #3467

Level 75
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.

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Blighted Beak

Level 46 Hat


Cold Killer

Level 75
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.



Modest Pile of Hat

Level 27 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.


Business Casual #9429

Level 73 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.

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Honcho's Headgear

Level 46 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)



Rimmed Raincatcher

Level 56 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'



Rogue's Col Roule

Level 15 Apparel


Tavish DeGroot Experience #473

Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?


A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #17278

Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.

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Nose Candy #2484

Level 47 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!

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Surgeon's Stahlhelm #16942

Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!

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Modest Pile of Hat

Level 3 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
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Snapped Pupil

Level 82 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
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Planeswalker Goggles #20970

Level 37 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
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Planeswalker Goggles #625

Level 85 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.


Pyromancer's Mask

Level 71 Hat


Shooter's Sola Topi

Level 74 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.


Doc's Holiday

Level 61 Apparel
Comes in "Fever", "Flu", and "Virus" styles, depending on the epidemic
you'd most like to embody while on vacation.



Milkman

Level 17 Hat


Prairie Heel Biters

Level 15 Spurs


Kringle Collection

Level 60 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.



Jingle Belt

Level 76 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.



Gentleman's Ushanka

Level 10
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.



Koala Compact

Level 86 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!



Teddy Roosebelt

Level 43 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!

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Noble Amassment of Hats

Level 88 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
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Pocket Medic

Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.


Armored Authority #1509

Level 13 Hat


Cosa Nostra Cap #156

Level 80 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.



Flair! #1202

Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!

Custom decals can be applied to this item.



Digit Divulger

Level 40 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.



Boston Boom-Bringer

Level 71 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.



Bearded Bombardier

Level 26 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.



Buccaneer's Bicorne #1219

Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.



Noh Mercy

Level 30 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask



Spectre's Spectacles #17960

Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
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Wingstick #796

Level 10 Wingstick
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Security Shades

Level 37 Hat


Deus Specs #3024

Level 10 Glasses


Sight for Sore Eyes

Level 13 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
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Spectre's Spectacles #1791

Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.


Last Breath #630

Level 13 Hat


Prince Tavish's Crown

Level 32


Prince Tavish's Crown

Level 77


Prince Tavish's Crown

Level 75
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Conquistador

Level 9
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.

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Physician's Procedure Mask

Level 27 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.


Defiant Spartan

Level 51


Apparition's Aspect #12799

Level 13 Hat
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Apparition's Aspect #3363

Level 13 Hat


Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun

Level 65 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!



Sight for Sore Eyes

Level 37 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.


Hermes #2659

Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!

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Buccaneer's Bicorne #1692

Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.



Buccaneer's Bicorne

Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.



Familiar Fez

Level 15 Hat


Physician's Procedure Mask

Level 58 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.


Magistrate's Mullet

Level 1 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.



Magistrate's Mullet

Level 78 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.



Magistrate's Mullet

Level 79 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.



Magistrate's Mullet

Level 67 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.



Bird-Man of Aberdeen

Level 20
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!



Grimm Hatte

Level 99 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.



Armored Authority

Level 49 Hat


Gym Rat #17946

Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
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Dillinger's Duffel #9630

Level 43 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)

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Ye Olde Baker Boy

Level 70 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
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Villain's Veil

Level 10 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.


Villain's Veil

Level 40 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.


Villain's Veil

Level 82 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.


Bearded Bombardier

Level 27 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.



Bloke's Bucket Hat

Level 56 Hat
Gone Snipin'.


Bubble Pipe #13395

Level 26
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.

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Hottie's Hoodie #6058

Level 100
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.



Hottie's Hoodie #19550

Level 68
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.

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"Mr. Bison's Hat"

Level 13 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'


Tam O' Shanter

Level 75 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Industrial Festivizer

Level 34


Teufort Tooth Kicker #7267

Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.

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The Athletic Supporter

Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]


Fancy Dress Uniform

Level 7 Uniform


Fancy Dress Uniform

Level 21 Uniform


Fancy Dress Uniform #21237

Level 64 Uniform
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Fancy Dress Uniform #6772

Level 19 Uniform
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Copper's Hard Top

Level 10


Security Shades

Level 83 Hat


Cut Throat Concierge #248

Level 63 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.

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All-Father #14365

Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!

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Stately Steel Toe #20208

Level 14 Hat
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The Superfan

Level 10


Tyrant's Helm

Level 91 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.

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Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative

Level 51 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.

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Pocket Purrer #6704

Level 65 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.

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Bootie Time #15584

Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.

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Rogue's Col Roule

Level 15 Apparel


Fast Learner

Level 33 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!

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Madame Dixie

Level 13 Hat


Dr. Whoa #14929

Level 15 Shirt
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Prancer's Pride

Level 76 Hat
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Sir Hootsalot

Level 89
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.

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Balloonicorn #9642

Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.

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Apparition's Aspect #16920

Level 13 Hat
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Old Guadalajara

Level 72 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
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Executioner

Level 2
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)

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Bombing Run

Level 44 Hat
Death from above!


Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun

Level 56 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!



A Rather Festive Tree

Level 2


Hard Counter

Level 100 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.

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Ol' Snaggletooth

Level 72 Hat
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Company Man #19055

Level 10 Hat
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Killer's Kabuto

Level 83 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.

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Sir Hootsalot

Level 68
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.

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#8685

Level 63
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Old Guadalajara

Level 42 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
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Blighted Beak

Level 62 Hat
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Villain's Veil

Level 51 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.


RoBro 3000

Level 11 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!



Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Bird-Man of Aberdeen

Level 9
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!



El Jefe #10600

Level 10 Hat
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#2655

Level 56
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Blighted Beak

Level 84 Hat


Liquidator's Lid #6950

Level 100 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.

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Fancy Dress Uniform #23439

Level 22 Uniform
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Last Breath #12113

Level 13 Hat
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Manniversary Paper Hat

Level 10


Scotsman's Stove Pipe

Level 63 Hat
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Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Texas Ten Gallon

Level 7 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Football Helmet

Level 68 Hat

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Glengarry Bonnet

Level 22 Hat

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Fancy Fedora

Level 76
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Batter's Helmet

Level 41 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Familiar Fez

Level 84 Hat

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Lumbricus Lid

Level 41 Hat


Berliner's Bucket Helm

Level 73 Hat

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Professional's Panama

Level 2 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Old Guadalajara

Level 81 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.


Deus Specs

Level 10 Glasses

( Not Usable in Crafting )


"Da Bause"

Level 47 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.


Flamboyant Flamenco #10731

Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.

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Tribal Bones

Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.



Grenadier Helm

Level 1
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.



Ninja Cowl

Level 1
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."



Void Monk Hair

Level 1
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.



Attendant

Level 77 Hat

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Heavy Duty Rag

Level 90 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.


Soldier's Stash

Level 20 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Hustler's Hallmark

Level 89 Hat

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Resurrection Associate Pin

Level 13 Badge


Flipped Trilby

Level 60 Hat


The Superfan

Level 10


The Athletic Supporter

Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]


Pocket Medic

Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Scotch Bonnet

Level 3 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Ol' Snaggletooth

Level 69 Hat

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Made Man

Level 88 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Capo's Capper

Level 65 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Cosa Nostra Cap

Level 45 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Vintage Tyrolean

Level 33 Hat


Mining Light

Level 17
For Engineers with bright ideas.


Pyromancer's Mask

Level 99 Hat
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Vintage Modest Pile of Hat

Level 2 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.


Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap

Level 40 Hat
Straight outta control point.


Vintage Officer's Ushanka

Level 81
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.



Vintage Football Helmet

Level 16 Hat


Vintage Camera Beard

Level 66 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?



Vintage Vintage Tyrolean

Level 77 Hat


Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask

Level 80 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.


Vintage Hustler's Hallmark

Level 50 Hat


Vintage Professional's Panama

Level 48 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.


Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap

Level 23 Hat
Straight outta control point.


Vintage Vintage Merryweather

Level 72 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.



Vintage Officer's Ushanka

Level 15
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.



Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat

Level 29 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.



Vintage Camera Beard

Level 23 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?



Vintage Whiskered Gentleman

Level 81 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.



Vintage Demoman's Fro

Level 82


Vintage Hotrod

Level 54 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.



Vintage Tough Guy's Toque

Level 79 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.



Vintage Safe'n'Sound

Level 56 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!



Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus

Level 43 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.


Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror

Level 61 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.


Vintage Hound Dog

Level 51 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.



Vintage Stainless Pot

Level 57 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.



Vintage Fancy Fedora

Level 50
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.



Vintage Bonk Helm

Level 38 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.


Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove

Level 3 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.


Vintage Engineer's Cap

Level 44 Hat


Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube

Level 72 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.



Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats

Level 43 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.



Vintage Camera Beard

Level 70 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?



Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask

Level 45 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.


Vintage Stainless Pot

Level 27 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.



Vintage Hotrod

Level 18 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.



Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove

Level 61 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.


Vintage Pyro's Beanie

Level 12 Hat


Vintage Engineer's Cap

Level 51 Hat


Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy

Level 37 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!


Vintage Batter's Helmet

Level 61 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!



Vintage Tough Guy's Toque

Level 15 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.



Vintage Magistrate's Mullet

Level 4 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.



Vintage Modest Pile of Hat

Level 85 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.


Vintage Officer's Ushanka

Level 86
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.



Vintage Professional's Panama

Level 34 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.


Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi

Level 27 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.


Vintage Heavy Duty Rag

Level 47 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.


Vintage Brigade Helm

Level 38 Hat


Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror

Level 81 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.


Vintage Demoman's Fro

Level 76


Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus

Level 60 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.


Vintage Mining Light

Level 74
For Engineers with bright ideas.


Vintage Backbiter's Billycock

Level 62 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.



Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat

Level 27 Hat
Gone Snipin'.


Vintage Master's Yellow Belt

Level 30 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.



Vintage Ze Goggles

Level 29 Glasses
Nothing


Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe

Level 7 Hat


Vintage Vintage Tyrolean

Level 48 Hat


Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat

Level 73 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.



Vintage Glengarry Bonnet

Level 93 Hat


Vintage Hound Dog

Level 4 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.



Vintage Hustler's Hallmark

Level 43 Hat


Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats

Level 59 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.


Vintage Texas Ten Gallon

Level 65 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.



Vintage Safe'n'Sound

Level 87 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!



Vintage Bonk Helm

Level 56 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.


Vintage Football Helmet

Level 58 Hat


Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby

Level 50 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.



Vintage Tyrant's Helm

Level 52 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.



Vintage Killer's Kabuto

Level 91 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.



Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube

Level 16 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.



Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap

Level 84 Hat
Straight outta control point.


Vintage Vintage Merryweather

Level 55 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.



Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats

Level 15 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.



Vintage Glengarry Bonnet

Level 38 Hat


Vintage Brigade Helm

Level 39 Hat


Vintage Vintage Tyrolean

Level 71 Hat


Vintage Hound Dog

Level 64 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.



Vintage Soldier's Stash

Level 54 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.



Vintage Soldier's Stash

Level 91 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.



Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus

Level 82 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.


Vintage Tough Guy's Toque

Level 8 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.



Vintage Hound Dog

Level 62 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.



"Hooligan's Hidden Hedge"

Level 58 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?



Vintage Camera Beard

Level 9 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?



Vintage Camera Beard

Level 57 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?



Vintage Stainless Pot

Level 3 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.



Vintage Professional's Panama

Level 8 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.


Vintage Hustler's Hallmark

Level 5 Hat


Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask

Level 73 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.


Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube

Level 75 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.



Vintage Whoopee Cap

Level 32 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.



Vintage Hotrod

Level 71 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.



Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat

Level 45 Hat
Gone Snipin'.


Vintage Football Helmet

Level 83 Hat


Vintage Whiskered Gentleman

Level 8 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.



Vintage Officer's Ushanka

Level 15
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.



Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat

Level 18 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.



Vintage Tippler's Tricorne

Level 9 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.



Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror

Level 74 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.


Vintage Football Helmet

Level 98 Hat


Vintage Demoman's Fro

Level 50


Vintage Stainless Pot

Level 68 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.



Vintage Hustler's Hallmark

Level 79 Hat


Vintage Whoopee Cap

Level 71 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.



Vintage Hound Dog

Level 46 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.



"Mr. Mxyzptlk's Mantlepiece"

Level 45 Hat
"Ask me about saying my own name backwards!"


Vintage Tyrant's Helm

Level 76 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.



Vintage Ze Goggles

Level 29 Glasses
Nothing


Vintage Ze Goggles

Level 20 Glasses
Nothing


Vintage Heavy Duty Rag

Level 33 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.


Vintage Engineer's Cap

Level 64 Hat


Vintage Bonk Helm

Level 30 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.


Vintage Magistrate's Mullet

Level 32 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.



Vintage Backbiter's Billycock

Level 89 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.



Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror

Level 82 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.


Vintage Tyrant's Helm

Level 64 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.



Vintage Professional's Panama

Level 10 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.


Vintage Soldier's Stash

Level 64 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.



Vintage Soldier's Stash

Level 44 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.



"V.V. Merryweather, Attorney at Law"

Level 14 Hat
"Objection, your honor! I can't hear a word the prosecution is
saying."



Vintage Trophy Belt

Level 4 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.



Vintage Hustler's Hallmark

Level 19 Hat


Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror

Level 79 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.


Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask

Level 41 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.


Vintage Vintage Tyrolean

Level 26 Hat


Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube

Level 60 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.



Vintage Hound Dog

Level 93 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.



Vintage Ze Goggles

Level 71 Glasses
Nothing


Vintage Fancy Fedora

Level 30
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.



Vintage Whiskered Gentleman

Level 31 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.



Vintage Killer's Kabuto

Level 60 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.



Vintage Killer's Kabuto

Level 30 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.



Vintage Killer's Kabuto

Level 71 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.



A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

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A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!



A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


Vintage Hotrod

Level 45 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.



Vintage Tippler's Tricorne

Level 81 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.



A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


"Salmon Max"

Level 1 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.



Gentle Manne's Service Medal

Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.

#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description


B.M.O.C.

Level 30
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!


B.M.O.C.

Level 30
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!


B.M.O.C.

Level 30
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!


B.M.O.C.

Level 30
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!


B.M.O.C.

Level 30
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!


B.M.O.C.

Level 30
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!


B.M.O.C.

Level 30
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!


B.M.O.C.

Level 30
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!


Ebenezer

Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.



Ebenezer

Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.



Ebenezer

Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.



Ebenezer

Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.



Ebenezer

Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.



Ebenezer

Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.



Ebenezer

Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.



Ebenezer

Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.



Ebenezer

Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.



Ebenezer

Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.



Bill's Hat

Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.


Bill's Hat

Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.


Bill's Hat

Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.


Earbuds

Level 26 Hat
OSX represent!


Earbuds

Level 30 Hat
OSX represent!


Earbuds

Level 96 Hat
OSX represent!


Earbuds

Level 16 Hat
OSX represent!


Earbuds

Level 12 Hat
OSX represent!


Earbuds

Level 85 Hat
OSX represent!


Earbuds

Level 26 Hat
OSX represent!


Unusual Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet

Level 39 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle


"The Weedeater"

Level 21
#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Unusual Fruit Shoot

Level 28
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.

#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Summer Hat

Level 10 Hat
E hele mākou i kahakai.

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Flip-Flops

Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Lucky No. 42

Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?

( Not Usable in Crafting )


"Witch Doctor's Wardrobe"

Level 31 Hat
"That Voodoo That You Do So Well"


Spine-Chilling Skull

Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.


Big Kill

Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.



Big Kill

Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.



Vintage Lugermorph

Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?



"Force-0-Nature"

Level 0 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative


"Botulism Beverage"

Level 0 Lunch Box


"Casey's Catapult"

Level 0 Bat
"But there is no joy in Mudville — mighty Casey has struck out."


"The Hair Dryer"

Level 0 Flame Thrower


"Shooting Blanks"

Level 0 Flare Gun


Vintage

Level 0


Vintage Natascha

Level 0 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased


"The Malodorous Manwich"

Level 0
"Even the Heavy has to hold his nose while taking a bite of this
stinky sandvich."



"Sock'em Boppers"

Level 0 Boxing Gloves


Gentle Manne's Service Medal

Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.

#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description


"Summon Force of Nature, 8/8, Trampling"

Level 100 Scattergun


"The Tsar Bonka"

Level 100 Lunch Box
"Hits yer stomach like a 50 megaton bomb. And breaks windows 900
kilometres away."



"Bugs Bunny's Baseball Bat"

Level 100 Bat
"Come on give it the 'ol peppa, the 'ol peppa. Throw it right down the
ol' alley!"

#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


"Dragon's Breath Flamer"

Level 100 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased


"The Solar Flare Gun"

Level 100 Flare Gun


Vintage

Level 100


"Tsar's Tarpit"

Level 100 Minigun


"THE KING KRAKENBURGER"

Level 100
"THE SANDWICH THAT EVEN THE GODS FEAR.  RELEASE THE SANDVICH!"


"Rocky's Repertoire"

Level 100 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative


Gentle Manne's Service Medal

Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.

#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description


Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf

Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.


Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf

Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.


Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf

Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.


Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf

Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.


Genuine El Jefe

Level 10 Hat


Vintage

Level 69


Vintage Natascha

Level 69 Minigun


Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin

Level 10
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!



Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 69 Boxing Gloves


Gentle Manne's Service Medal

Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.

#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description


Vintage Kritzkrieg

Level 0 Medi Gun


Vintage Blutsauger

Level 0 Syringe Gun


"The 0bersaw"

Level 0


"The Crosseyed Crossbow"

Level 0


Vintage Razorback

Level 0 Shield


"Fat Free, Sugar Free, 0 Calorie Lemonade"

Level 0 Jar Based Karate
"Delicious! And aside from some mild acidity and minicrits, good for
you, too!"

#Attrib_Jarate_Description


"The Negligible Negotiator"

Level 0


"The Obvious Obfuscator"

Level 0 Invis Watch


Vintage Cloak and Dagger

Level 0 Invis Watch


Gentle Manne's Service Medal

Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.

#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description


Vintage Kritzkrieg

Level 100 Medi Gun
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost


"Life Vortex"

Level 100 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain


"Monomolecular-Edged Combat Knife"

Level 100


"Cupid's Cannon"

Level 100


"The Perfect Pavise"

Level 100 Shield
#Attrib_BackstabShield


"Alien's Blood, From Concentrate"

Level 100 Jar Based Karate
"Many Marines died collecting this sample. I think it's eating through
the jar..."



"The Despicable Diplomat"

Level 100


"The Deceptive Doppelganger"

Level 100 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate


Vintage Cloak and Dagger

Level 100 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased


Gentle Manne's Service Medal

Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.

#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description


Genuine Archimedes

Level 63
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.



Vintage Blutsauger

Level 69 Syringe Gun


Genuine Archimedes

Level 48
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.



Vintage

Level 69


Vintage Razorback

Level 69 Shield


Vintage Jarate

Level 69 Jar Based Karate


Vintage

Level 69


Vintage Dead Ringer

Level 69 Invis Watch


Vintage Cloak and Dagger

Level 69 Invis Watch


Unusual Samur-Eye

Level 35 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war

#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Unusual Hustler's Hallmark

Level 48 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Unusual Hustler's Hallmark

Level 26 Hat
"420 smoke weed nigga"
#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Unusual Hotrod

Level 13 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.

#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Unusual Tippler's Tricorne

Level 36 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.

#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Unusual Sober Stuntman

Level 14 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Unusual Conquistador

Level 84
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.

#Attrib_AttachedParticle


"Combustive Constructor"

Level 36 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Unusual Industrial Festivizer

Level 93
#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Unusual Pyro's Beanie

Level 31 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Vintage Sandman

Level 15 Bat


Vintage Direct Hit

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased


Vintage

Level 10


Vintage Natascha

Level 5 Minigun


Vintage Gunslinger

Level 15 Robot Arm


Vintage Force-A-Nature

Level 10 Scattergun


Vintage Pain Train

Level 5 Makeshift Club


Vintage Chargin' Targe

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.



Vintage Homewrecker

Level 5 Sledgehammer


Unusual Brigade Helm

Level 64 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Vintage Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch


Vintage Gunboats

Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction


Vintage Jarate

Level 5 Jar Based Karate


Vintage Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing


Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch

Level 5 Lunch Box


Vintage Kritzkrieg

Level 8 Medi Gun


Vintage Escape Plan

Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost


Vintage Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun


Vintage

Level 10


Genuine Ap-Sap

Level 59 Sapper
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science
facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly
defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient,
and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're
trying to work.

#Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak
#Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak_Idle_Wait


Vintage Cloak and Dagger

Level 5 Invis Watch


Vintage

Level 1


Vintage Crit-a-Cola

Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.



Vintage

Level 10


Vintage

Level 5


Vintage Backburner

Level 10 Flame Thrower


Vintage Wrangler

Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.



Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter

Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty


Vintage Eyelander

Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.



Vintage Tribalman's Shiv

Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration


Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 7 Boxing Gloves


Vintage Flare Gun

Level 10 Flare Gun


Vintage Southern Hospitality

Level 20 Wrench
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased


Vintage Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty


Vintage

Level 5


Vintage

Level 5


Vintage Razorback

Level 10 Shield


Vintage Dalokohs Bar

Level 1 Lunch Box
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth


DethKapp #16

Level 79
For centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of
who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally
answers that age-old mystery: It was you!

#Attrib_MakersMark


Carl #11

Level 57 Hair
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the
unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long
flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness
wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you
the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!

#Attrib_MakersMark


Hunger Force #26

Level 87 Shirt
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little
you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have
absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!

#Attrib_MakersMark


Antlers #28

Level 48
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Brock's Locks #3

Level 79 Hair
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased,
tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from
your lower back and buttocks years ago.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Furious Fukaamigasa #999

Level 55 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.


Buck Turner All-Stars #166

Level 37 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record
for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to
escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes.
Both his feet were later amputated.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Buck Turner All-Stars #165

Level 58 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record
for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to
escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes.
Both his feet were later amputated.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Flair! #58

Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!

Custom decals can be applied to this item.

#Attrib_MakersMark


The Essential Accessories

Level 10 Apparel


Taunt: The Meet the Medic

Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Taunt: The Meet the Medic

Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Taunt: The Meet the Medic

Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Taunt: The Schadenfreude

Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.



Taunt: The Schadenfreude

Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.



Taunt: The Schadenfreude

Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.



The Essential Accessories

Level 10 Apparel


The Essential Accessories

Level 10 Apparel


The Essential Accessories

Level 10 Apparel


The Essential Accessories

Level 10 Apparel


Strange Sapper

Level 1 Sapper


Strange Sapper

Level 1 Sapper


Strange Sapper

Level 1 Sapper


Strange Sapper

Level 1 Sapper


Strange Sapper

Level 1 Sapper


Vintage Cloak and Dagger

Level 100 Invis Watch


Vintage

Level 69


Vintage Stainless Pot

Level 1 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.



Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask

Level 69 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.


Vintage Officer's Ushanka

Level 42
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.



Vintage Killer's Kabuto

Level 100 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.



Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat

Level 1 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.



Vintage Backburner

Level 69 Flame Thrower


Vintage Vintage Merryweather

Level 42 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.



Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe

Level 69 Hat


Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy

Level 100 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!


Vintage Safe'n'Sound

Level 100 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!



Vintage Safe'n'Sound

Level 1 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!



Vintage Hustler's Hallmark

Level 42 Hat


Vintage Hustler's Hallmark

Level 69 Hat


Vintage

Level 100


Vintage Force-A-Nature

Level 0 Scattergun


Vintage Cloak and Dagger

Level 100 Invis Watch


Vintage Cloak and Dagger

Level 1 Invis Watch


Vintage Dead Ringer

Level 69 Invis Watch


Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 1 Boxing Gloves


Vintage Camera Beard

Level 100 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?



Vintage Camera Beard

Level 69 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?



Vintage Camera Beard

Level 69 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?



Vintage Camera Beard

Level 69 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?



Festive Wrench

Level 1


Festive Flame Thrower

Level 1


Festive Sniper Rifle

Level 1


Festive Stickybomb Launcher

Level 1


Festive Minigun

Level 1


Festive Minigun

Level 1


"DONT LET ME DIE YOU IDIOT"

Level 1 Medi Gun


Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker

Level 94 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.



Strange Part: Headshot Kills

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of headshot kills you make with that weapon.



Strange Part: Headshot Kills

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of headshot kills you make with that weapon.



Festive Medi Gun

Level 1


Festive Scattergun

Level 1


Festive Scattergun

Level 1


Festive Rocket Launcher

Level 1


Festive Rocket Launcher

Level 1


Festive Rocket Launcher

Level 1


Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Strange

Level 42


Genuine Bushman's Boonie

Level 1
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.



Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School

Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!


Genuine Hero's Tail

Level 1 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.



Genuine Anger

Level 10 Hat


Genuine

Level 1


Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat

Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.

NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.



Genuine Battle Bob

Level 1
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.



Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School

Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!


Genuine Hero's Hachimaki

Level 1 Hat


Genuine Point and Shoot

Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.



Genuine Warsworn Helmet

Level 1
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.



Genuine Wingstick

Level 10 Wingstick


Genuine Conjurer's Cowl

Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.


Genuine Conjurer's Cowl

Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.


Genuine Conjurer's Cowl

Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.


Genuine Conjurer's Cowl

Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.


Genuine Conjurer's Cowl

Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.


Genuine Conjurer's Cowl

Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.


Genuine Conjurer's Cowl

Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.


Genuine Conjurer's Cowl

Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.


Genuine Conjurer's Cowl

Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.


Genuine Anger

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Anger

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Anger

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Anger

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Anger

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Anger

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Anger

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Anger

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Anger

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Anger

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Anger

Level 10 Hat


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Genuine Deus Specs

Level 10 Glasses


Genuine Purity Fist

Level 10


Genuine Deus Specs

Level 10 Glasses


Genuine Purity Fist

Level 10


Genuine Crafty Hair

Level 1 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.



Genuine Mark of the Saint

Level 20 Badge


Genuine Bolgan

Level 1
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.



Genuine Bolgan

Level 1
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.



Genuine Samur-Eye

Level 1 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war



Genuine Samur-Eye

Level 1 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war



Genuine Deus Specs

Level 10 Glasses


Genuine Deus Specs

Level 10 Glasses


Genuine Deus Specs

Level 10 Glasses


Genuine Deus Specs

Level 10 Glasses


Genuine

Level 1


Genuine Scrap Pack

Level 1 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.



Genuine Scrap Pack

Level 1 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.



Genuine Scrap Pack

Level 1 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.



Genuine Crafty Hair

Level 1 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.



Genuine Crafty Hair

Level 1 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.



Genuine Crafty Hair

Level 1 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.



Genuine Planeswalker Goggles

Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.


Genuine Planeswalker Goggles

Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.


Genuine Planeswalker Goggles

Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.


Genuine

Level 1


Genuine Area 451

Level 1
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.



Genuine Area 451

Level 1
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.



Genuine Area 451

Level 1
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.



Genuine Area 451

Level 1
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.



Genuine Area 451

Level 1
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.



Genuine Area 451

Level 1
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.



Genuine Battle Bob

Level 1
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.



Genuine Battle Bob

Level 1
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.



Genuine King of Scotland Cape

Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.



Genuine Awesomenauts Badge

Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.



Genuine Distinguished Rogue

Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.



Genuine Foppish Physician

Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.



Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako

Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.



Genuine K-9 Mane

Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!



Genuine Russian Rocketeer

Level 1
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!



Genuine Atomic Accolade

Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.



Genuine Brain Bucket

Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.


Genuine Distinguished Rogue

Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.



Genuine Foppish Physician

Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.



Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Genuine Dead Cone

Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.


Genuine Brain Bucket

Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.


Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako

Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.



Genuine Foppish Physician

Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.



Genuine Distinguished Rogue

Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.



Genuine Distinguished Rogue

Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.



Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Genuine Brain Bucket

Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.


Genuine Dead Cone

Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.


Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat

Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.

NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.



Genuine Janissary Ketche

Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.



Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Genuine Brain Bucket

Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.


Genuine Mask of the Shaman

Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.



Genuine Stahlhelm

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Foppish Physician

Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.



Genuine K-9 Mane

Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!



Genuine Mask of the Shaman

Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.



Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Genuine Hetman's Headpiece

Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.


Genuine Nanobalaclava

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Mask of the Shaman

Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.



Genuine Stahlhelm

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Genuine Foppish Physician

Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.



Genuine Distinguished Rogue

Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.



Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako

Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.



Genuine Nanobalaclava

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Vigilant Pin

Level 1 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.



Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Genuine Nanobalaclava

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Genuine Brain Bucket

Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.


Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako

Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.



Genuine Atomic Accolade

Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.



Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Genuine Distinguished Rogue

Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.



Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Genuine Distinguished Rogue

Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.



Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Genuine Dead Cone

Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.


Genuine K-9 Mane

Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!



Genuine Dead Cone

Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.


Genuine Awesomenauts Badge

Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.



Genuine Stahlhelm

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Russian Rocketeer

Level 1
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!



Genuine Foppish Physician

Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.



Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Genuine Vigilant Pin

Level 1 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.



Genuine Bolgan Family Crest

Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.



Genuine Brain Bucket

Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.


Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako

Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.



Genuine Nanobalaclava

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Brain Bucket

Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.


Genuine Russian Rocketeer

Level 1
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!



Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Genuine Atomic Accolade

Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.



Genuine Brain Bucket

Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.


Genuine Nanobalaclava

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Genuine War Head

Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.



Genuine Distinguished Rogue

Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.



Genuine Janissary Ketche

Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.



Genuine Foppish Physician

Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.



Genuine Brain Bucket

Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.


Genuine Brain Bucket

Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.


Genuine Distinguished Rogue

Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.



Genuine Dead Cone

Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.


Genuine Awesomenauts Badge

Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.



Genuine Mask of the Shaman

Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.



Genuine Stahlhelm

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Distinguished Rogue

Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.



Genuine Pilotka

Level 10 Hat


Genuine War Head

Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.



Genuine Dead Cone

Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.


Genuine Hetman's Headpiece

Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.


Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako

Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.



Genuine Foppish Physician

Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.



Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Genuine Pilotka

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Hetman's Headpiece

Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.


Genuine Foppish Physician

Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.



Genuine Mask of the Shaman

Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.



Genuine Nanobalaclava

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Bolgan Family Crest

Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.



Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Genuine Brain Bucket

Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.


Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Genuine Foppish Physician

Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.



Genuine Hetman's Headpiece

Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.


Genuine Dead Cone

Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.


Genuine K-9 Mane

Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!



Genuine Janissary Ketche

Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.



Genuine Brain Bucket

Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.


Genuine Stahlhelm

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Genuine Stahlhelm

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Bolgan Family Crest

Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.



Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako

Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.



Genuine Janissary Ketche

Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.



Genuine Janissary Ketche

Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.



Genuine Brain Bucket

Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.


Genuine Hetman's Headpiece

Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.


Genuine Foppish Physician

Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.



Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Genuine Brain Bucket

Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.


Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Genuine Dead Cone

Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.


Genuine K-9 Mane

Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!



Genuine Distinguished Rogue

Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.



Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Genuine Dead Cone

Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.


Genuine Distinguished Rogue

Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.



Genuine Dead Cone

Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.


Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Genuine Dead Cone

Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.


Genuine Nanobalaclava

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Brain Bucket

Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.


Genuine Pilotka

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Distinguished Rogue

Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.



Genuine Dead Cone

Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.


Genuine K-9 Mane

Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!



Genuine Distinguished Rogue

Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.



Genuine Nanobalaclava

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Vigilant Pin

Level 1 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.



Genuine Mask of the Shaman

Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.



Genuine Nanobalaclava

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Dead Cone

Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.


Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Genuine Foppish Physician

Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.



Genuine Brain Bucket

Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.


Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako

Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.



Genuine Foppish Physician

Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.



Genuine Pilotka

Level 10 Hat


Genuine K-9 Mane

Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!



Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako

Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.



Genuine Professor's Pineapple

Level 1 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.



Genuine Stahlhelm

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Genuine Vigilant Pin

Level 1 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.



Genuine Bolgan Family Crest

Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.



Genuine Foppish Physician

Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.



Genuine Atomic Accolade

Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.



Genuine Pilotka

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Genuine K-9 Mane

Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!



Genuine Faerie Solitaire Pin

Level 1 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.



Genuine Distinguished Rogue

Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.



Genuine Mask of the Shaman

Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.



Genuine Dead Cone

Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.


Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Genuine Menpo

Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!



Genuine Dead Cone

Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.


Genuine King of Scotland Cape

Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.



Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Genuine Brain Bucket

Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.


Genuine Bolgan

Level 1
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.



Genuine Foppish Physician

Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.



Genuine Brain Bucket

Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.


Genuine Distinguished Rogue

Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.



Genuine Foppish Physician

Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.



Genuine Vigilant Pin

Level 1 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.



Genuine King of Scotland Cape

Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.



Genuine Distinguished Rogue

Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.



Genuine Company Man

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Nanobalaclava

Level 10 Hat


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Squad Surplus Voucher

Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.



Squad Surplus Voucher

Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.



Squad Surplus Voucher

Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.



Squad Surplus Voucher

Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.



Squad Surplus Voucher

Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.



Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.



Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.



Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.



Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.



Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.



Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.



Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.



Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.



Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.



Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.



Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.



Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.



Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.



Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.



Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.



Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.



Strange Festive Sandvich

Level 1


Strange Festive Sandvich

Level 1


Strange Festive Sandvich

Level 1


Strange Festive Sandvich

Level 1


Strange Festive Sandvich

Level 1


Strange Festive Sandvich

Level 1


Strange Festive Sandvich

Level 1


Strange Festive Sandvich

Level 1


Strange Festive Sandvich

Level 1


Strange Festive Sandvich

Level 1


Strange Festive Ambassador

Level 5


Strange Festive Ambassador

Level 5


Strange Festive Ambassador

Level 5


Strange Festive Ambassador

Level 5


Strange Festive Frontier Justice

Level 5


Strange Festive Frontier Justice

Level 5


Strange Festive Frontier Justice

Level 5


Strange Festive Huntsman

Level 10


Strange Festive Huntsman

Level 10


Strange Festive Huntsman

Level 10


Strange Festive Grenade Launcher

Level 1


Strange Festive Grenade Launcher

Level 1


Strange Festive Grenade Launcher

Level 1


Strange Festive Grenade Launcher

Level 1


Strange Festive Grenade Launcher

Level 1


Strange Festive Holy Mackerel

Level 42


Strange Festive Holy Mackerel

Level 42


Strange Festive Axtinguisher

Level 10


Strange Festive Buff Banner

Level 5


Strange Festive Buff Banner

Level 5


Strange Festive Ubersaw

Level 10


Noise Maker - Black Cat

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Werewolf

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Witch

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Banshee

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Stabby

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Werewolf

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Witch

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Stabby

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Banshee

Level 5 Party Favor


Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela

Level 5 Party Favor


Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela

Level 5 Party Favor


Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela

Level 5 Party Favor


Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela

Level 5 Party Favor


Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela

Level 5 Party Favor


Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela

Level 5 Party Favor


Genuine Noise Maker - Koto

Level 5 Party Favor


Genuine Noise Maker - Koto

Level 5 Party Favor


Genuine Noise Maker - Koto

Level 5 Party Favor


Genuine Noise Maker - Koto

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Vuvuzela

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Noise Maker - Fireworks

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Noise Maker - Fireworks

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Haunted Holy Hunter

Level 53


Fishcake

Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)

Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product



Fishcake

Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)

Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product

#Attrib_MakersMark


Fishcake

Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)

Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product

#Attrib_MakersMark


Fishcake

Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)

Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product



A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


A Carefully Wrapped Gift

Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!

#Attrib_ReferencedItem


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 4 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative

Level 64 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.



Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative

Level 35 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.



Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative

Level 41 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.



Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative

Level 48 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.



Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine

Level 41 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?



Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine

Level 35 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?



Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine

Level 17 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?



Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine

Level 10 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?



Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine

Level 88 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?



Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative

Level 5 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.



Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative

Level 20 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.



Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative

Level 27 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.



Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative

Level 81 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.



Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative

Level 88 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.



Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine

Level 63 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?



Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine

Level 75 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?



Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine

Level 56 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?



Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine

Level 37 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?



Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine

Level 23 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?



Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative

Level 24 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.



Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative

Level 84 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.



Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative

Level 33 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.



Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative

Level 1 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.



Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative

Level 75 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.



Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine

Level 69 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?



Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine

Level 100 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?



Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine

Level 47 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?



Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine

Level 51 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?



Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine

Level 9 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?



Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative

Level 61 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.



Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative

Level 60 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.



Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative

Level 22 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.



Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative

Level 74 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.



Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative

Level 63 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.



Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 75 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 62 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 85 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 60 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 58 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 91 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 78 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 28 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 15 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 96 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 87 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 22 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 93 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 83 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 96 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 16 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 74 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 90 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 69 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 80 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 91 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 48 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 39 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 26 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 42 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 12 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 7 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 41 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 4 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 54 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 23 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 81 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 8 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 62 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 85 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 66 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 67 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 27 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 55 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 25 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 89 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 4 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 51 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 49 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 57 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 56 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 28 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 31 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 91 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 2 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Strange Bottle

Level 1 Bottle


Strange Bottle

Level 1 Bottle


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Level 1 Bottle


Strange Bottle

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Strange Bottle

Level 1 Bottle


Noise Maker - Witch

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Banshee

Level 5 Party Favor


Bombinomicon

Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'

#Attrib_BombinomiconEffectOnDeath

( Not Tradable or Marketable )




Level 39

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Soldier of Fortune

Level 10 Badge
Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do
it better.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Cheater's Lament

Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.

#Attrib_AttachedParticle

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head

Level 31 Hat

He had one all along...

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Noise Maker - Gong

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Noise Maker - Gong

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Noise Maker - Gong

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Noise Maker - Werewolf

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh

Level 5 Party Favor


Seal Mask

Level 31 Mask

Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


World Traveler's Hat

Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!

#Attrib_AttachedParticle

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Party Hat

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


License to Maim

Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Humanitarian's Hachimaki

Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Noise Maker - Gong

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Noise Maker - Gong

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Noise Maker - Gong

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Noise Maker - Gremlin

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Black Cat

Level 5 Party Favor


MONOCULUS!

Level 31 Hat

Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Bounty Hat

Level 30 Hat
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Mann Co. Cap

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Iron Curtain

Level 5 Minigun

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Benefactor's Kanmuri

Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Noise Maker - Gong

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Noise Maker - Gong

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Noise Maker - Gong

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Noise Maker - Koto

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Skull Island Topper

Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Summer Shades

Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Proof of Purchase

Level 50 Hat
From another era.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Enthusiast's Timepiece

Level 5 Invis Watch

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Noise Maker - TF Birthday

Level 5 Party Favor

#Attrib_Unlimited

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Noise Maker - Gong

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Noise Maker - Gong

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Noise Maker - Gong

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Saxxy Clapper Badge

Level 100 Badge
Harness the seductive black magic of Hollywood with this commemorative
clapper board—the same used by actual movie directors. Now YOU can
tell Ryan Reynolds what to do!


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Operation Gear Grinder Badge

Level 7 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this
badge.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Operation Steel Trap Badge

Level 6 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Operation Oil Spill Badge

Level 2 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this
badge.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask

Level 10 Holiday Hat

Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


"Poor Man's Untradeable Overvaluedmorph"

Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Noise Maker - Bell

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Noise Maker - Gong

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Noise Maker - Gong

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Noise Maker - Gong

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Noise Maker - Winter Holiday

Level 5 Party Favor





Level 17

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Ball-Kicking Boots

Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Winter Wonderland Wrap

Level 8 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!



Merc's Muffler

Level 99 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!



Battery Bandolier

Level 57
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].



"Pyro's Pestilent Pustule"

Level 90 Hat
"Don't get too close, it could go at any second!"


Genuine Prize Plushy

Level 1 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!



Genuine Grizzled Growth

Level 1 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.



Genuine Last Straw

Level 1
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.



Genuine That '70s Chapeau

Level 1
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.



Genuine Siberian Sophisticate

Level 1 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.



Genuine Quäckenbirdt

Level 1 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.



Genuine Deadliest Duckling

Level 1 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.



Cool Breeze

Level 58 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.


Robot Chicken Hat

Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.



Mann Co. Online Cap

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Hunger Force #1698

Level 88 Shirt
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little
you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have
absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!

#Attrib_MakersMark


Aqua Flops #1628

Level 72 Flip-Flops
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a
little taste of the tropics?

#Attrib_MakersMark


Genuine Last Straw

Level 1
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.



Strange Festive Buff Banner

Level 5


Strange Festive Sandvich

Level 1


Strange Festive Ambassador

Level 5


Strange Festive Huntsman

Level 10


Strange Festive Axtinguisher

Level 10


Strange Festive Ubersaw

Level 10


Strange Festive Grenade Launcher

Level 1


Strange Festive Holy Mackerel

Level 42


Strange Festive Frontier Justice

Level 5


"Merry Christmas, Zach"

Level 1
"Why don't we watch Home Alone, that classic Christmas movie by John
Hughes?"



Strange Festive Minigun

Level 1


"Sonic's Spectacular Sparkle Shiv"

Level 1
"This guy is so good he just stabbed you with a God-dammed beacon"


Strange Festive Flame Thrower

Level 1


"Parrrley"

Level 1


Strange Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

Level 1


Strange Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 4


Strange Diamond Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 1


Strange Diamond Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 1


Strange Diamond Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 5


Strange Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Level 1


Strange Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 1


Strange Diamond Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Level 3


Strange Diamond Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 2


Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker

Level 100 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.

#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Strange Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

Level 5


Strange Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 4


Strange Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 4


Strange Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 3


Strange Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 1


Strange Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Level 2


Strange Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 1


Strange Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Level 3


Strange Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 1


Haunted Bat Outta Hell

Level 5 Skull Bat


Strange Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

Level 2


Strange Blood Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 2


Strange Blood Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 1


Strange Blood Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 1


Strange Blood Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 2


"If We Die, Its Your Fault"

Level 1


Strange Blood Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 1


Strange Blood Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Level 1


Strange Blood Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 1


Haunted Bat Outta Hell

Level 5 Skull Bat


Strange Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

Level 2


"Our protector"

Level 1
"little man still crying ? don't worry the giant man is here , You can
go back to"



Strange Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 2


Strange Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 6


Strange Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 1


Strange Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Level 2


Strange Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 5


Strange Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Level 2


Strange Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 1


Haunted Bat Outta Hell

Level 5 Skull Bat


Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

Level 1


Strange Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 1


Strange Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 1


Strange Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 4


Strange Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 2


Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Level 1


Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 2


Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Level 6


Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 4


Haunted Bat Outta Hell

Level 5 Skull Bat


Strange Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I

Level 4


Strange Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 12


Strange Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I

Level 3


Strange Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

Level 2


Strange Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I

Level 2


Strange Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I

Level 5


Strange Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

Level 1


Strange Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I

Level 12


Strange Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

Level 7


Strange Spirit Of Giving

Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Vintage Wrangler

Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.



Vintage Cloak and Dagger

Level 93 Invis Watch


Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?



Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.

#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite


Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick

Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
#Attrib_CritVsBurning


Candy Cane

Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_DropHealthPackOnKill
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Increased


"GET OUT"

Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.



"You are likely to be eaten by a GRU."

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
"It is pitch black."
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive


Fishcake

Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)

Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product

#Attrib_MakersMark


Vintage Crit-a-Cola

Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.



"Rocket-Powered Shitkickers"

Level 10 Boots


"The Sandvich of Retards"

Level 1 Lunch Box


Vintage Warrior's Spirit

Level 10 Boxing Gloves


"The Soldierin' Satchel"

Level 5


Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch

Level 74 Lunch Box


Spy-cicle

Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.

#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire


Ali Baba's Wee Booties

Level 10 Boots


"BWONG! BWONG! BWONG! BWONG! BWONG!"

Level 5 Frying Pan
"BWANG! BWONG! BWONG! BWANG! BWONG! BWANG! BWANG! BWONG! BWANG! BWONG!
BWONG!"



Sticky Jumper

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.

override projectile type (14)

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Cow Mangler 5000

Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponChargedShot
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding
#Attrib_NoCritBoost
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Increased


Battalion's Backup

Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.



Postal Pummeler

Level 10 Mailbox
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning


Beggar's Bazooka

Level 99 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_AutoFiresFullClip
#Attrib_CanOverload
#Attrib_Projectile_Spread_Angle_Negative
#Attrib_NoPrimaryAmmoFromDispensers


Baby Face's Blaster

Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Spread_Positive
#Attrib_HypeResetsOnJump
(1)

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Scottish Handshake

Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!



Cleaner's Carbine

Level 1 SMG


Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponPenetration
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect


Pomson 6000

Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.

#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit


Third Degree

Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.

#Attrib_DamageAllConnected


Claidheamh Mòr

Level 5 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeTime_Increase


Phlogistinator #42455

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.

#Attrib_BurnDamageEarnsRage
#Attrib_AirblastDisabled
#Attrib_MakersMark


Bootlegger

Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!

#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl


Scorch Shot

Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_FlaregunPelletsWithKnockback


Nessie's Nine Iron

Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.





Level 69


Unarmed Combat

Level 25 Severed Arm
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Cozy Camper #1553

Level 10 Backpack
#Attrib_HealthRegen
#Attrib_AimingKnockbackResistance
#Attrib_AimingNoFlinch
#Attrib_SniperAimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
#Attrib_MakersMark


Splendid Screen

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.

#Attrib_NoChargeImpactRange
#Attrib_ChargeImpactDamageIncreased


Manmelter

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.

#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge


Fists of Steel

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DmgFromRanged_Reduced
#Attrib_DeployTime_Increased


Enforcer

Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_DmgBonus_Undisguised


Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
#Attrib_SeeEnemyHealth


Winger

Level 15 Pistol


Disciplinary Action

Level 10 Riding Crop
#Attrib_SpeedBuffAlly


Eviction Notice

Level 10 Boxing Gloves


Rocket Jumper

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.

#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Increased
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Hitman's Heatmaker

Level 1 Sniper Rifle

Heads will roll.

#Attrib_RageGainOnKill
#Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
#Attrib_SniperRageDisplayOnly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Bodyshot_Negative


Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol

Level 10 Pistol
#Attrib_CancelFallingDamage


Wrap Assassin

Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.

#Attrib_BatLaunchesOrnaments


Strange Scattergun

Level 1 Scattergun


Strange Force-A-Nature

Level 10 Scattergun


Strange Shortstop

Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!

Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.



Strange Soda Popper

Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.



Strange Baby Face's Blaster

Level 10 Scattergun


Strange Mad Milk

Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.



Strange Bat

Level 1 Bat


Strange Sandman

Level 15 Bat


Strange

Level 42


Strange Atomizer

Level 10 Bat
#Attrib_AirDashCountIncreased


Strange Rocket Launcher

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


Strange Direct Hit

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


Strange Black Box

Level 5 Rocket Launcher


Strange Liberty Launcher

Level 25 Rocket Launcher


Strange Mantreads

Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_DamageForceReduction
#Attrib_BootsFallingStomp


Strange Shovel

Level 1 Shovel


Strange Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe


Strange Escape Plan

Level 10 Pickaxe


Strange Market Gardener

Level 10 Shovel
#Attrib_CritWhileAirborne


Strange Flame Thrower

Level 1 Flame Thrower


Strange Backburner

Level 10 Flame Thrower


Strange Degreaser

Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased
#Attrib_WpnBurnDmg_Reduced


"PROPANE ACCESSORY"

Level 10 Flare Gun


Strange Detonator

Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.



Strange

Level 10


Strange Powerjack

Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill
#Attrib_DmgFromMelee_Increased


Strange Homewrecker

Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased


Strange Back Scratcher

Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced


Strange Grenade Launcher

Level 1 Grenade Launcher


Strange Loch-n-Load

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
#Attrib_StickyAirBurstMode


Strange Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher


Strange Stickybomb Launcher

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Strange Chargin' Targe

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.

#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced


Strange Ullapool Caber

Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion



Strange Eyelander

Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.



Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter

Level 5 Axe


Strange Persian Persuader

Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_AmmoBecomesHealth


Strange Minigun

Level 1 Minigun


Strange Natascha

Level 5 Minigun


Strange Brass Beast

Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_AimingMoveSpeed_Decreased


Strange Tomislav

Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunNoSpinSounds


Strange Family Business

Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive


Strange Fists

Level 1 Fists


Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 7 Boxing Gloves


Strange Holiday Punch

Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
#Attrib_CritForcesLaugh
#Attrib_CritFromBehind
#Attrib_TickleEnemiesWieldingSameWeapon
#Attrib_CritDoesNoDamage


Strange

Level 5


Strange Widowmaker

Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo


Strange Wrench

Level 1 Wrench


Strange Gunslinger

Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry


Strange Southern Hospitality

Level 20 Wrench


Strange Jag

Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased


Strange Medi Gun

Level 1 Medi Gun


Strange Kritzkrieg

Level 8 Medi Gun
"I do not need the drugs, I am the drugs"


Strange Quick-Fix

Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal


Strange Syringe Gun

Level 1 Syringe Gun


Strange Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun


Strange Crusader's Crossbow

Level 15 Crossbow
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced


Strange Overdose

Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%



Strange Bonesaw

Level 1 Bonesaw


Strange

Level 10


Strange Amputator

Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal


Strange Sniper Rifle

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


Strange

Level 10


Strange Sydney Sleeper

Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_JarateDuration
#Attrib_SniperCharge_Per_Sec


Strange Machina

Level 5 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer


Strange Bazaar Bargain

Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.

#Attrib_MultSniperChargePenalty


Strange SMG

Level 1 SMG


Strange Razorback

Level 10 Shield


Strange Jarate

Level 5 Jar Based Karate


Strange Bushwacka

Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits


Strange Tribalman's Shiv

Level 5 Kukri


Strange Revolver

Level 1 Revolver


Strange

Level 5


Strange L'Etranger

Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_AddCloakOnHit


Strange Diamondback

Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits


Strange Sapper

Level 1 Sapper


Strange Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch


Strange Knife

Level 1 Knife


Strange Your Eternal Reward

Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise


Strange Conniver's Kunai

Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health

#Attrib_Sanguisuge


Strange Big Earner

Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_AddCloakOnKill


Strange Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Strange Pistol

Level 1 Pistol


Strange Reserve Shooter

Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemiesDeploy


Strange Pain Train

Level 5 Makeshift Club
#Attrib_CaptureValue_Increased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Increased


Strange Half-Zatoichi

Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill

#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_Honorbound


"MY BABY"

Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.



"LET ME DIE AND I'LL HAUNT YOUR DUMB ASS"

Level 1 Medi Gun


Vita-Saw

Level 5 Bonesaw
#Attrib_PreserveUbercharge

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Genuine Ham Shank

Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Concheror

Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.



Genuine Three-Rune Blade

Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss


Genuine

Level 1


Genuine AWPer Hand

Level 1
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.



Genuine Original

Level 5 Rocket Launcher


Genuine

Level 1


Genuine Fan O'War

Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death

#Attrib_MarkForDeath


Genuine

Level 1


Genuine Apoco-Fists

Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!

#Attrib_CritKillWillGib


Genuine

Level 1


Genuine Short Circuit

Level 5 Robot Arm
#Attrib_ElectricalAirblast
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType


Genuine Freedom Staff

Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.



"The Vintage Overvaluedmorph"

Level 5 Pistol
"Fires caseless hollow-point bullets made entirely of condensed
Mannconomy tears."



Strange Lollichop

Level 18 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter


Strange Rainblower

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)



Digit Divulger

Level 75 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.



Wrap Battler

Level 73


Idiot Box

Level 27


Blazing Bull

Level 87


Hair of the Dog

Level 26


Haunted Can Opener

Level 50


Buzz Killer

Level 93


Holy Hunter

Level 6


Under Cover

Level 5


Cut Throat Concierge

Level 57 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.



B-ankh!

Level 83


Steel Pipes

Level 26


Fallen Angel

Level 4


Scottish Snarl

Level 96


Soviet Stitch-Up

Level 6


Frontier Flyboy

Level 36


Haunted Dr. Gogglestache

Level 22


Silver Bullets

Level 66


Griffin's Gog

Level 16


Tough Stuff Muffs

Level 84
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.



Futankhamun

Level 53


Shoestring Budget

Level 89


Tail From the Crypt

Level 12


Pickled Paws

Level 51


Steel-Toed Stompers

Level 78


Legend of Bugfoot

Level 71


Emerald Jarate

Level 19


Garlic Flank Stake

Level 31


Intangible Ascot

Level 12


Flunkyware

Level 71 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul

Level 1


Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul

Level 1


Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul

Level 1


Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul

Level 1


Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul

Level 1


Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul

Level 1


Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul

Level 1


Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul

Level 1


Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul

Level 1


Vintage Foster's Facade

Level 1 Hat


Heavy's Hockey Hair

Level 40 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.



Mutton Mann

Level 24 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.



Genuine Wilson Weave

Level 1 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Pocket Medic #16462

Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
#Attrib_MakersMark


Tuxxy

Level 64 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.



That '70s Chapeau #87

Level 94
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.

#Attrib_MakersMark


#65

Level 36


#10

Level 85


Stereoscopic Shades #15245

Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Apparatchik's Apparel

Level 69 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.



Your Worst Nightmare #71

Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.



Hermes #48

Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!

#Attrib_MakersMark


RoBro 3000

Level 55 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!



Surgeon's Stethoscope #14087

Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
#Attrib_MakersMark


Photo Badge #8812

Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Dillinger's Duffel

Level 27 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)



Last Breath #1017

Level 13 Hat


Crafty Hair #1007

Level 11 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #320

Level 41 Facial Hair
#Attrib_MakersMark


"CAN'T SEE SHIT"

Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #19038

Level 93 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark


"My Morality Is Making A Complete 180"

Level 63 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Made Man

Level 69 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.


Burning Bongos #5536

Level 95 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)

#Attrib_MakersMark


Surgeon's Side Satchel #6376

Level 70 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Brainiac Goggles #12794

Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Ornament Armament #12040

Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Backwards Ballcap #13992

Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Sneaky Spats of Sneaking #7169

Level 52 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Dragonborn Helmet #16089

Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Spectre's Spectacles #14261

Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
#Attrib_MakersMark


Track Terrorizer

Level 22 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.



Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #12741

Level 29 Facial Hair
#Attrib_MakersMark


Prairie Heel Biters #16067

Level 15 Spurs
#Attrib_MakersMark


Texas Half-Pants

Level 70 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Nine-Pipe Problem #1076

Level 33 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.



Le Party Phantom

Level 1


One-Man Army #14131

Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Buccaneer's Bicorne #8182

Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Genuine Noise Maker - Koto

Level 5 Party Favor


Genuine Foppish Physician

Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.



Genuine Pip-Boy

Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!


Haunted Spooky Sleeves

Level 57 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!



Haunted Spooky Shoes

Level 97 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.



Haunted Scarecrow

Level 50 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.



Haunted Exorcizor

Level 45 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!



Haunted Dead Little Buddy

Level 20 Ghost
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your
pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know
anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and
house-trained (ghosts don't poop).



Haunted Bonedolier

Level 1 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.



Haunted Sir Hootsalot

Level 87
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.



Genuine

Level 1


Genuine Noh Mercy

Level 1 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask



Genuine Distinguished Rogue

Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.



Genuine Lone Star

Level 1
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.



"ARE YOU READY GUYS?!"

Level 1 Hat
"PUT YA GUNS ON!!"


Genuine

Level 1


Genuine King of Scotland Cape

Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.



Genuine Brütal Bouffant

Level 1 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.



Genuine Deus Specs

Level 10 Glasses


"Statler and Waldorf"

Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'

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"EXPLODIQUATRO"

Level 69
"The lesser-known legendary bird."


U-clank-a

Level 42
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!



Tin-1000

Level 36
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!



Robot Running Man

Level 13
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!



Tin Pot

Level 93
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).



Vintage

Level 95
#Attrib_PyroYearNumber


Genuine Shred Alert

Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!



"Old Blanchy"

Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.



A Whiff of the Old Brimstone

Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.



Connoisseur's Cap #9002

Level 66 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
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Snapped Pupil

Level 3 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
#Attrib_MakersMark


Flamboyant Flamenco #14529

Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Toss-Proof Towel #7896

Level 82 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Builder's Blueprints

Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Bill's Hat

Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.


Lucky No. 42

Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Fancy Dress Uniform

Level 3 Uniform


Jingle Belt #4195

Level 38 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.



Brainiac Hairpiece #12712

Level 23 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Flair! #563

Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!

Custom decals can be applied to this item.



Cross-Comm Express #5159

Level 64
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Bootie Time

Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.

#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps


Soldier's Stogie #3404

Level 51 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Taunt: The Schadenfreude

Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.



Taunt: The High Five!

Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.



Taunt: The Meet the Medic

Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


"The Smelly Old Man Hat"

Level 29 Hat
"Stolen off his grandpa's head while he was sleeping.  Hasn't been
washed.  Ever."

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"The Tainted Tyrant"

Level 29 Hat
"He shows no mercy. He feels no remorse."
#Attrib_AttachedParticle


"The Malodorous Merryweather"

Level 97 Hat
"Found upside-down, full of some unspeakable liquid. Pyro plopped it
on anyways."

#Attrib_AttachedParticle


"Date Masamune's Rotten Banana Hat"

Level 29 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war

#Attrib_AttachedParticle


"The Parasitic Pompadour"

Level 72 Hat
"Don't run, it's only lice!"
#Attrib_AttachedParticle


"The Chilean Miner"

Level 20
"If you were down there that long, you'd be covered in flies too."
#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Unusual Vintage Tyrolean

Level 26 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle


"The Swinger's Strawhat"

Level 69 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle


"Fancy Fliedora"

Level 59
"A Trillby found in a filthy gutter, Spy felt classier wearing it.
Smellier, too."

#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap

Level 4 Craft Item
This is metal scrap taken from the Horseless Headless Horsemann. It
whispers faintly...'heads'...



El Jefe #15256

Level 10 Hat
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"The Spectral Elk"

Level 50
#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Vintage Brigade Helm

Level 100 Hat


"Goldenweave Strutter of the Night's Hat"

Level 100 Hat


Unusual Coupe D'isaster

Level 43 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Brainiac Hairpiece #6844

Level 71 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.



"This Mask means I'm better than you."

Level 93 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.


Outback Intellectual #7240

Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!

#Attrib_MakersMark


Vintage Camera Beard

Level 0 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?



"What?  What?  What?  What?  What?  What?"

Level 36 Hat
"What was that? I didn't hear you. What? Speak up! WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
WHAT? WHAT?"



The Essential Accessories

Level 10 Apparel


Vintage Stainless Pot

Level 100 Hat
"Made of an unbelievably hard metal unknown to man. Or found under
Soldiers sink."



"A Vegetarian Never Wet My Girth"

Level 4 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.



Bearded Bombardier

Level 10 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.



"JOHNNY NUKEM, SON OF DUKE BRAVO"

Level 100 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.



Googly Gazer

Level 69 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.



"THE RAREST HAT IN THE GAME"

Level 44 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.



Villain's Veil

Level 26 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.


"Fez, Am I Frail?"

Level 22 Hat

( Not Usable in Crafting )


"Keechwatimbo's Heretical Headgear"

Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Fast Learner

Level 1 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Gentle Manne's Service Medal

Level 100 Medal
"October 22"
#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description


Vintage Whiskered Gentleman

Level 100 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.



Bird-Man of Aberdeen

Level 67
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!



Siberian Sophisticate #18

Level 10 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.



Teddy Roosebelt

Level 69 Pocket Buddy
"I-it's not like I want to be in your pocket all the time or
anything...!"



Medic Mech-bag

Level 97
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!



Koala Compact

Level 23 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!



B.M.O.C.

Level 30
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!


Boston Boom-Bringer

Level 65 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.

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Kringle Collection #3512

Level 100 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.



Sight for Sore Eyes

Level 69 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.


Liquor Locker #6650

Level 36 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.

#Attrib_MakersMark


All-Father #1942

Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!



Itsy Bitsy Spyer #12441

Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!

#Attrib_MakersMark


Teufort Tooth Kicker #3310

Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Dr. Whoa

Level 15 Shirt


Team Captain #3741

Level 100 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'




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Level 1 Bonesaw




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Level 1 SMG


Kukri

Level 1 Kukri


Revolver

Level 1 Revolver




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Invis Watch

Level 1 Invis Watch




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Level 1 Pistol




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Level 1 Shotgun


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Level 1 Shovel




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Level 1 Fire Axe




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Level 1 Bottle




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Level 1 Shotgun


Fists

Level 1 Fists


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Pistol

Level 1 Pistol




Level 1


Syringe Gun

Level 1 Syringe Gun




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Level 1 Bonesaw




Level 1


SMG

Level 1 SMG


Kukri

Level 1 Kukri


Revolver

Level 1 Revolver


Invis Watch

Level 1 Invis Watch




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Hats488
Misc286
Metal5 items worth 45 scrap
Total1698

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