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The following items were found but not yet placed in the backpack:
Scout
(196 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(196 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(206 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(206 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(213 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(213 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(197 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(197 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(191 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(191 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(174 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(174 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(177 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(177 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(181 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(181 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(177 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(177 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30331
Level 33
(1)
Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 2 Hat
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of
Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must
kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep
boop kill all humans!
(1)
Unknown Item 30306
Level 19
(1)
Unknown Item 30310
Level 37
(1)
Unknown Item 30304
Level 67
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 95
(1)
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Unknown Item 1108
Level 68
(1)
Unknown Item 30334
Level 81
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 30311
Level 8
(1)
Unknown Item 30390
Level 87
(1)
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
(1)
(0.25)
(1.1)
Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
#Attrib_SeeEnemyHealth
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
()
Level 42
()
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_Minicrit_Vs_Burning_Player
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(1065353216)
Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
#Attrib_SeeEnemyHealth
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
()
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
()
(0.1)
(1065353216)
Genuine Unknown Item 1091
Level 1
(1)
Genuine Unknown Item 1090
Level 1
(1)
Genuine Unknown Item 1089
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 1118
Level 60
(1)
(1)
(50)
(50)
(1065353216)
()
Unknown Item 1111
Level 72
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Battery Canteens
Level 4
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid.
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration
Unknown Item 1119
Level 7
(1)
Unknown Item 1114
Level 6
(1)
Unknown Item 30392
Level 59
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Halogen Head Lamp
Level 26 Hat
This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor's head mirror by
replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be
seen from space. Peer inside your patients' disease-riddled ears,
noses and throats from a safe distance.
(1)
Zepheniah's Greed
Level 5
(1)
(1)
Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
(1)
Unknown Item 30141
Level 68
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30278
Level 4
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Haunted Unknown Item 30519
Level 84
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30475
Level 68
(1)
(1)
Teddy Robobelt
Level 29 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
(1)
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
(1)
Unknown Item 1112
Level 98
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Robo Community Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Robo Community Crate Key to unlock.
The Robo Community Crate contains Unusual effects that will only come
from this crate.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5636)
Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
#Attrib_AirDashCountIncreased
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
()
(1065353216)
Unknown Item 30481
Level 18
(1)
(1)
Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
()
Unknown Item 30095
Level 88
(1)
Galvanized Gibus
Level 52 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
(1)
Unknown Item 30083
Level 41
(1)
Distinguished Rogue #15474
Level 4 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30112
Level 96
(1)
Unknown Item 30122
Level 12
(1)
Unknown Item 1070
Level 1
(0.5)
Unknown Item 30078
Level 22
(1)
Unknown Item 1069
Level 1
(1)
(1)
(1)
(0.5)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Haunted Unknown Item 30253
Level 69
(1)
Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
()
(1)
Unknown Item 30476
Level 26
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30260
Level 60
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Unknown Item 30261
Level 5
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30477
Level 39
(1)
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30240
Level 42
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30215
Level 45
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted Unknown Item 30217
Level 82
(1)
Unknown Item 30206
Level 16
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(1065353216)
(20)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss
()
Unknown Item 30480
Level 54
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30192
Level 92
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides a 2.5 second resistance bubble that blocks 75%
base damage and 100% crit damage of the selected type to the Medic and
Patient.
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_Resists
#Attrib_Overheal_Fill_Rate_Reduced
()
(0.67)
(0.1)
(0.75)
(0.1)
(0.75)
(0.1)
(0.75)
Unknown Item 30483
Level 92
(1)
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30300
Level 99
(1)
()
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_HypeOnDamage
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
#Attrib_HypeResetsOnJump
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
(0.608)
()
(4)
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Increased
(1)
Level 10
#Attrib_AddUber_OnHit_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
()
(1065353216)
Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
()
(0.1)
(1065353216)
Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
()
(72)
Vintage Razorback
Level 83 Shield
#Attrib_BackstabShield
(1)
Level 10
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Unknown Item 30482
Level 57
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30479
Level 42
(1)
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Level 79
#Attrib_Cleaver_Description
#Attrib_CritVsStunned
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
()
(20)
Unknown Item 30478
Level 66
(1)
(1)
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
(1)
(1)
Level 1
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
()
(0.1)
(1065353216)
Unknown Item 30491
Level 38
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
Pocket Purrer
Level 28 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30242
Level 48
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 8937
Level 5
Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
#Attrib_RageGainOnKill
#Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
#Attrib_SniperRageDisplayOnly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Bodyshot_Negative
()
Unknown Item 30285
Level 72
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30514
Level 51
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
()
(0.1)
(1065353216)
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
(1)
Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_DamageForceReduction
#Attrib_BootsFallingStomp
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 70 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
(1)
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 88 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 49 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 44 Hat
(1)
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 9 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
(1)
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 42 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Vintage Hotrod
Level 36 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
(1)
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 56 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 74 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
(1)
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 16 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
(1)
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 74 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 48 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
(1)
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 43 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 21 Hat
(1)
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 6 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
(1)
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 9 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
(1)
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 55 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
(1)
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 34 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
(1)
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 62 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 28 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
(1)
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 21 Hat
(1)
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 37 Hat
(1)
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 38 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
(1)
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 88 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Vintage
Level 95
#Attrib_RevolverUseHitLocations
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Vintage
Level 92
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 45 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
()
Vintage
Level 87
#Attrib_AddUber_OnHit_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
()
(1065353216)
Vintage
Level 85
#Attrib_AddUber_OnHit_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
()
(1065353216)
Vintage
Level 56
#Attrib_RevolverUseHitLocations
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Vintage Natascha
Level 37 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(0.8)
Vintage Natascha
Level 86 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
()
(0.8)
Vintage Natascha
Level 53 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
()
(0.8)
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 41 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain
()
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 71 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased
()
(1)
(0.65)
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 97 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased
()
(1)
(0.65)
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
#Attrib_ElectricalAirblast
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
#Attrib_ElectricalAirblast
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Vintage Natascha
Level 59 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
()
(0.8)
Vintage Backburner
Level 12 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
()
(20)
Vintage Jarate
Level 40 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
()
(0.8)
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
#Attrib_Sanguisuge
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
()
(1065353216)
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
()
(1)
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 82 Flare Gun
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 35 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakConsumeRate_Decreased
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate
()
(0.5)
(1)
(0.65)
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 75 Flare Gun
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Vintage
Level 70
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
(1)
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
(1)
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
(1)
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
(1)
(1)
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
(1)
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
(1)
(1)
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
(1)
(1)
Lumbricus Lid
Level 37 Hat
(1)
(1)
Lumbricus Lid
Level 63 Hat
(1)
(1)
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is
there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
(1)
(1)
Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
(1)
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 88 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
()
(72)
(1065353216)
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat
()
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
()
Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
()
(1)
(1.2)
(1.2)
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
()
(1065353216)
(1)
(1.1)
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 0 Lunch Box
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 42 Lunch Box
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Vintage Sandman
Level 100 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
()
(1065353216)
Vintage Sandman
Level 0 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
()
(1065353216)
Vintage Sandman
Level 69 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
()
(1065353216)
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 78 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
()
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 87 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
()
Soda Popper #579
Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
()
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
()
(1)
(0.8)
Strange Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
()
(1)
(0.8)
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(0.75)
Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(0.75)
Winger
Level 15 Pistol
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
()
(1.25)
Strange Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
(0.723)
()
"EHG's Bonkinator"
Level 1 Bat
"BAMP BAMP! YA DEAD!"
()
()
()
Level 42
()
Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_DropHealthPackOnKill
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Increased
()
Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
#Attrib_BatLaunchesOrnaments
#Attrib_EffectBarRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
Strange
Level 42
()
Unarmed Combat #432
Level 50 Severed Arm
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
()
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
()
Strange Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss
()
Strange Sandman
Level 15 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
()
(1065353216)
Genuine Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss
()
Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
#Attrib_AirDashCountIncreased
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
()
(1065353216)
Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death
#Attrib_MarkForDeath
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss
()
Strange Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
#Attrib_AirDashCountIncreased
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
()
(1065353216)
Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
(0.723)
()
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_CancelFallingDamage
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_DmgTaken_Increased
()
Baby Face's Blaster #10480
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Spread_Positive
#Attrib_HypeOnDamage
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
#Attrib_HypeResetsOnJump
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
(0.608)
()
(4)
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
()
(1)
(1.2)
(1.2)
Level 48
#Attrib_Cleaver_Description
#Attrib_CritVsStunned
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(1)
Strange Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
(0.608)
()
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1
(0.608)
()
Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42
()
(1)
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
()
Strange Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
(1)
()
Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
()
(20)
Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Increased
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Liberty Launcher #10558
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponChargedShot
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding
#Attrib_NoCritBoost
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Increased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
()
"Bazooka"
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
()
(1)
()
Strange Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
()
Strange Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
()
(20)
Strange Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
()
(0.608)
(1065353216)
Strange Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
()
(0.8)
(1065353216)
Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemiesDeploy
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
()
(0.8)
(1065353216)
Vintage
Level 5
()
(1)
Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
()
(1)
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
#Attrib_HealthRegen
()
(1)
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction
(1)
Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_DamageForceReduction
#Attrib_BootsFallingStomp
(1)
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
()
(0.1)
(1065353216)
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing
()
(0.1)
(1065353216)
Genuine Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponPenetration
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding
()
Beggar's Bazooka
Level 99 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_AutoFiresFullClip
#Attrib_CanOverload
#Attrib_Projectile_Spread_Angle_Negative
#Attrib_NoPrimaryAmmoFromDispensers
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
()
Strange Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
()
(0.1)
(1065353216)
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
()
(0.1)
(1065353216)
Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
#Attrib_SpeedBuffAlly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
#Attrib_CritWhileAirborne
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Genuine Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_Honorbound
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(72)
(1065353216)
Vintage Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_Honorbound
()
(72)
(1065353216)
Strange Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_Honorbound
()
(72)
(1065353216)
"Cake Spoon"
Level 1 Shovel
()
()
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1
(1)
()
Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 4
(1)
()
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
#Attrib_CritWhileAirborne
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Vintage Backburner
Level 100 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
()
(20)
Vintage Backburner
Level 88 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
()
(20)
Vintage Backburner
Level 69 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
()
(20)
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 100 Flare Gun
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 0 Flare Gun
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Vintage
Level 91
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
()
(1.75)
Vintage
Level 52
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
()
(1.75)
Strange Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced
()
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_Minicrit_Vs_Burning_Player
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(1065353216)
Strange Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
#Attrib_BurnDamageEarnsRage
#Attrib_AirblastDisabled
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(1065353216)
Strange
Level 10
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
()
(1.75)
Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
()
(1.75)
Genuine Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
()
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
"The BAN Hammer"
Level 5 Sledgehammer
"Upon kill with this weapon, the Steam I.D. of the victim will be
Vac-banned."
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
()
()
()
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_Minicrit_Vs_Burning_Player
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(1065353216)
Strange Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
()
(20)
Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced
()
Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_DmgFromMelee_Increased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_Increased
()
Manmelter #70410
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(1065353216)
(20)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_FlaregunPelletsWithKnockback
#Attrib_Minicrit_Vs_Burning_Player
#Attrib_SelfDmgPush_Decreased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(1065353216)
Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
#Attrib_DamageAllConnected
()
Strange Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_DmgTaken_Increased
()
Strange Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
(1)
()
(20)
Strange Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 3
(1)
()
(20)
Level 24
#Attrib_CritVsWet
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Strange Lollichop
Level 69 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
()
Lollichop
Level 87 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
()
Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
()
(20)
(1065353216)
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
()
(20)
(1065353216)
Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_WpnBurnDmg_Reduced
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
()
(0.4)
(20)
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty
()
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
(1)
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
()
(72)
(1065353216)
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
(1)
(0.25)
(1.1)
Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
#Attrib_NoChargeImpactRange
#Attrib_ChargeImpactDamageIncreased
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
(1)
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Reduced
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(72)
(1065353216)
(0.2)
(1065353216)
Strange Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
()
Strange Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty
()
Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(2)
Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_StickyAirBurstMode
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
()
(1)
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
#Attrib_CaptureValue_Increased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Increased
()
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
()
(72)
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
#Attrib_CaptureValue_Increased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Increased
()
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
()
(72)
(1065353216)
Strange Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
(1)
Strange Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
()
(72)
(1065353216)
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
(0.9)
()
Strange Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
(1)
()
Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
(1)
(0.25)
(1.1)
Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
override projectile type (1096810496)
#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Decreased
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence
()
Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
()
(1)
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 100 Axe
"Ë́H͍͇̥̭̤̪̯G's̡̤͙̹̥̳̬͇ Hͦ̑͜͞͞ax̰͈͕̬̣
A̬͙̗̲͆͂ͤ̃ͯͬ̀xe͆̌͛̈̚"
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
()
()
(72)
(1065353216)
Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_Cannonball_Push_Back
override projectile type (1099431936)
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_Grenade_Launcher_Mortar_Mode
#Attrib_Grenade_Not_Explode_On_Impact
#Attrib_Grenade_Damage_Reduction_On_World_Contact
()
Strange Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1
(0.9)
()
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
()
(72)
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 2
(0.9)
()
Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_AmmoBecomesHealth
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Reduced
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(72)
(1065353216)
(0.2)
(1065353216)
Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
()
"Pillz Here!!"
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
()
(1)
()
Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeTime_Increase
#Attrib_HealOnKill
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_DmgTaken_Increased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(0.25)
(72)
(1065353216)
Vintage Natascha
Level 99 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
()
(0.8)
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth
(1065353216)
(1)
Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_AimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
()
(0.8)
Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_HealOnKill
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_DmgTaken_Increased
()
Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
()
(1065353216)
(1)
(1.25)
Vintage
Level 0
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Vintage
Level 100
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 0 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
()
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 93 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
()
Vintage Natascha
Level 0 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
()
(0.8)
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(1.5)
Strange Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(1.5)
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
(1)
()
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
()
(0.8)
Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DmgFromRanged_Reduced
#Attrib_DeployTime_Increased
#Attrib_DmgFromMelee_Increased
()
(2)
Strange Fists
Level 1 Fists
()
(1065353216)
Strange Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
#Attrib_CritForcesLaugh
#Attrib_CritFromBehind
#Attrib_TickleEnemiesWieldingSameWeapon
#Attrib_CritDoesNoDamage
()
(1065353216)
Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
#Attrib_CritForcesLaugh
#Attrib_CritFromBehind
#Attrib_TickleEnemiesWieldingSameWeapon
#Attrib_CritDoesNoDamage
()
(1065353216)
Strange Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
#Attrib_AimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
()
(0.8)
Apoco-Fists #4272
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
#Attrib_CritKillWillGib
()
(1065353216)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunNoSpinSounds
#Attrib_Spread_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
()
Strange Festive Sandvich
Level 1
()
(1)
(1065353216)
(1)
Strange Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1
(1)
()
Level 80
#Attrib_Ring_Of_Fire_While_Aiming
#Attrib_Uses_Ammo_While_Aiming
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(1.25)
Strange Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
(1)
()
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunNoSpinSounds
#Attrib_Spread_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
()
Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
Eviction Notice #429
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_DmgTaken_Increased
()
(3)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
(0.723)
()
Vintage
Level 5
#Attrib_SentryKilledRevenge
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
()
(1)
(1065353216)
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
()
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_Sentry_Build_Rate
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(1)
(1065353216)
Rescue Ranger
Level 49 Shotgun
#Attrib_Building_Telporting_PickUp
#Attrib_ArrowHealsBuildings
override projectile type (1099956224)
#Attrib_MarkedForDeathOnBuildingPickup
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
()
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1
(0.756)
()
Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
#Attrib_AltFireTeleportToSpawn
#Attrib_CannotPickUpBuildings
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Decreased
()
(1065353216)
(0.8)
(0.5)
Strange Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
(0.756)
()
"The Iron Wrench"
Level 1 Wrench
()
(0.756)
()
Jag
Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_RepairRate_Decreased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(0.67)
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
#Attrib_ElectricalAirblast
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
()
(1.1)
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
()
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 91 Medi Gun
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost
()
(1065353216)
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 46 Medi Gun
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost
()
(1065353216)
Strange
Level 10
#Attrib_AddUber_OnHit_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
()
(1065353216)
Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal
#Attrib_OverhealAmount_Negative
()
Strange Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
()
(1)
Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal
#Attrib_HealthRegen
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(1065353216)
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
()
(1)
Vintage
Level 0
#Attrib_AddUber_OnHit_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
()
(1065353216)
Vintage
Level 99
#Attrib_AddUber_OnHit_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
()
(1065353216)
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 47 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain
()
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 79 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain
()
Strange Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal
#Attrib_HealthRegen
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(1065353216)
Strange Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal
#Attrib_OverhealAmount_Negative
()
Strange Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(1.2)
Pomson 6000 #1435
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding
()
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
()
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
(1)
()
Strange Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
()
Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(1.2)
Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
#Attrib_SeeEnemyHealth
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
()
Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
#Attrib_PreserveUbercharge
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
()
Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides a 2.5 second resistance bubble that blocks 75%
base damage and 100% crit damage of the selected type to the Medic and
Patient.
#Attrib_Medigun_Resists
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Overheal_Fill_Rate_Reduced
()
(0.67)
(0.1)
(0.75)
(0.1)
(0.75)
(0.1)
(0.75)
Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1
(1)
()
Vintage
Level 100
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Vintage
Level 0
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Vintage Razorback
Level 72 Shield
#Attrib_BackstabShield
(1)
Vintage Razorback
Level 0 Shield
#Attrib_BackstabShield
(1)
Vintage Jarate
Level 100 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
()
(0.8)
Vintage Jarate
Level 60 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
()
(0.8)
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.
#Attrib_MultSniperChargePenalty
()
Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_JarateDuration
#Attrib_SniperCharge_Per_Sec
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Cozy Camper #9220
Level 10 Backpack
#Attrib_HealthRegen
#Attrib_AimingKnockbackResistance
#Attrib_AimingNoFlinch
#Attrib_SniperAimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
(1)
Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
#Attrib_RageGainOnKill
#Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
#Attrib_SniperRageDisplayOnly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Bodyshot_Negative
()
"VINTAGE PARKER-HALE M82"
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
()
(0.676)
()
Strange SMG
Level 1 SMG
(0.505)
()
Strange Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer
()
Strange Razorback
Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_BackstabShield
(1)
Strange Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
()
(0.8)
Strange Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_DmgTaken_Increased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Cleaner's Carbine #3260
Level 1 SMG
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(1)
(8)
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_DmgTaken_Increased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Increased
(1)
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer
()
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_JarateDuration
#Attrib_SniperCharge_Per_Sec
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MultDmgBonusWhileHalfDead
#Attrib_MultDmgPenaltyWhileHalfAlive
()
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
(0.676)
()
Strange Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 2
(0.676)
()
Strange Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1
(0.676)
()
Festive Huntsman
Level 10
override projectile type (1100480512)
()
(1)
(1065353216)
(1)
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1
(0.676)
()
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1
(0.676)
()
(1)
Vintage
Level 100
#Attrib_RevolverUseHitLocations
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Vintage
Level 0
#Attrib_RevolverUseHitLocations
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 42 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakConsumeRate_Decreased
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
()
(0.5)
(1)
(0.65)
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 100 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased
()
(1)
(0.65)
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
#Attrib_Sanguisuge
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
()
(1065353216)
Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_DmgBonus_Undisguised
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
()
(1)
Strange Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakConsumeRate_Decreased
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
()
(0.5)
(1)
(0.65)
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_AddCloakOnHit
#Attrib_CloakConsumeRate_Decreased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
"Meow"
Level 1 Knife
()
(0.455)
()
(1065353216)
Strange Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
#Attrib_Sanguisuge
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
()
(1065353216)
Sharp Dresser #24498
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
(0.455)
()
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Strange Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
(0.497)
()
Strange
Level 5
#Attrib_RevolverUseHitLocations
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Strange L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_AddCloakOnHit
#Attrib_CloakConsumeRate_Decreased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
Strange Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Strange Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_AddCloakOnKill
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
()
(1065353216)
(3)
Strange Knife
Level 1 Knife
(0.455)
()
(1065353216)
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise
()
(1065353216)
Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
()
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
(0.455)
()
(1065353216)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
(0.497)
()
(1)
Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire
()
Wanga Prick #17782
Level 54 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise
()
(1065353216)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Festive Knife
Level 1
(0.455)
()
(1)
Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_AddCloakOnKill
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
()
(1065353216)
(3)
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
#Attrib_Sanguisuge
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
()
(1065353216)
Level 56
#Attrib_Sapper_Degenerates_Buildings
#Attrib_Sapper_Damage_Penalty
()
Strange Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1
(0.455)
()
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
(1)
(1)
Vintage Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
(1)
(1)
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 91 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
(1)
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 94 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
(1)
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 90 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
(1)
Earbuds
Level 86 Hat
"¸.·¯`·.´¯··´¯`· .·´¯·.´¯`·¸·´¯"
()
(1)
(1)
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
(1)
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
(1)
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
(1)
(1)
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 56
(1)
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
(1)
Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap
Level 4 Craft Item
This is metal scrap taken from the Horseless Headless Horsemann. It
whispers faintly...'heads'...
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
(1)
(1)
Resurrection Associate Pin
Level 13 Badge
(1)
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
(1)
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Deus Specs #39
Level 10 Glasses
(1)
MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this
skull-themed hate hat.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Private Eye
Level 90 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Team Captain
Level 64 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
(1)
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
(1)
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
(1)
Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
#Attrib_BombinomiconEffectOnDeath
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Clan Pride #1108
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
(1)
()
(1.9)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Level 15 Badge
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that
declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on
God's Earth.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Merc Medal #779
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
(1)
Flair! #3198
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Mark of the Saint
Level 20 Badge
(1)
Full Head Of Steam
Level 75
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 95
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is
there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
(1)
(1)
Vintage
Level 96
#Attrib_PyroYearNumber
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
(1)
()
Level 73
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
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()
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Ebenezer
Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.
(1)
(1)
Photo Badge #124
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
(1)
Brown Bomber
Level 40
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
(1)
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
(1)
(1)
Summer Hat
Level 10 Hat
E hele mākou i kahakai.
(1)
(1)
Genuine Atomic Accolade
Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
Warsworn Helmet
Level 66
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
(1)
Genuine Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
(1)
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 2 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this
badge.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 2 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vigilant Pin #1729
Level 78 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Genuine
Level 1
(1)
RoBro 3000
Level 79 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
(1)
#2835
Level 78
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
#2924
Level 45
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
B.M.O.C.
Level 30
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
(1)
(1)
Haunted Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.
(1)
Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
(1)
Haunted Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your
pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know
anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and
house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
(1)
Haunted Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 52 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
#Attrib_Merasmus_Hat_Level
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Haunted Executioner
Level 95
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
(1)
Haunted Crone's Dome
Level 42
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
(1)
'Fish'
Level 1 Fishcake Fragment
It's packed with protein.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Spacemetal Scrap
Level 1 Pin Fragment
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
(1)
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
(1)
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
(1)
Genuine Whale Bone Charm
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
(1)
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine
Level 1
(1)
Australium Gold
Level 5
(1)
(1)
Level 15
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
#14581
Level 33
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tuxxy
Level 20 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
(1)
Mutton Mann
Level 12 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
(1)
Genuine Hitt Mann Badge
Level 1 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
(1)
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 12
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
(1)
Smissmas Wreath #1036
Level 84 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Antlers #767
Level 44
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
(1)
Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
That '70s Chapeau #898
Level 19
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Merc's Muffler
Level 62 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
(1)
Genuine Deadliest Duckling
Level 1 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
(1)
Tux
Level 15 Mascot
Linux represent!
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.
(1)
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
(1)
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 95 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
(1)
(1)
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 96 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
(1)
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 59 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 55 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
(1)
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
(1)
El Jefe #423
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Hot Dogger #85
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
Backwards Ballcap #281
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
(1)
Flipped Trilby
Level 95 Hat
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 63 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Milkman
Level 92 Hat
(1)
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Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 27 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 70 Hat
Straight outta control point.
(1)
Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
(1)
Genuine Hero's Tail
Level 1 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
(1)
Bonk Boy #1062
Level 44 Hat
(1)
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
(1)
(1)
The Superfan
Level 10
(1)
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 80 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
(1)
Front Runner #849
Level 82
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
(1)
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 47 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Big Elfin Deal
Level 79 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Void Monk Hair
Level 1
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 97
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Track Terrorizer
Level 70 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
(1)
Genuine Cross-Comm Express
Level 1
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
(1)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 96 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
(1)
Hermes #1063
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Haunted Wrap Battler
Level 95
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Haunted B-ankh!
Level 96
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Haunted Futankhamun
Level 10
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Fast Learner
Level 4 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1
(1)
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 21 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
(1)
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 44 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
Digit Divulger
Level 25 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
(1)
Flight of the Monarch
Level 98 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flunkyware
Level 19 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hanger-On Hood
Level 2
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your
complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the
stomach for dressing up like a moth.
(1)
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description
(1)
(1)
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 72 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
(1)
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 79 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
(1)
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 63 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 95 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
(1)
(1)
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 93 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
(1)
Lumbricus Lid
Level 100 Hat
(1)
(1)
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 3 Hat
(1)
Stout Shako
Level 55 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
(1)
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 99 Hat
(1)
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 92 Hat
(1)
Exquisite Rack
Level 16
(1)
Defiant Spartan
Level 99
(1)
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat
(1)
Honcho's Headgear
Level 80 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
(1)
Salty Dog #762
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hat With No Name #570
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Fancy Dress Uniform #379
Level 60 Uniform
(1)
Armored Authority #964
Level 97 Hat
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #5916
Level 94 Facial Hair
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #226
Level 11 Hat
(1)
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 72 Hat
(1)
Furious Fukaamigasa #16083
Level 47 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
Haunted Idiot Box
Level 4
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Haunted Steel Pipes
Level 81
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 95
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Infernal Impaler #615
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Kringle Collection
Level 16 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
(1)
Lucky Shot
Level 67
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Conquistador
Level 25
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Battle Bob
Level 96
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Helmet Without a Home
Level 100
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 41
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Chief Constable #516
Level 59
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Haunted Zipperface
Level 6
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know,
thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an
idiot in front of your kids again!
(1)
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1
(1)
Soldier's Stogie #1748
Level 96 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
(1)
Grenadier Helm
Level 1
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
(1)
War Pig
Level 1
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 78
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Genuine Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 1
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
(1)
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 16
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 54 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
(1)
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 65 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 72 Hat
(1)
(1)
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 71 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
(1)
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 76 Hat
(1)
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 69 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
(1)
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 50 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
(1)
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 71 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
(1)
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 81 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
(1)
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Old Guadalajara
Level 85 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
(1)
Attendant
Level 5 Hat
(1)
Napper's Respite
Level 57 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
(1)
(1)
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
(1)
(1)
Handyman's Handle
Level 47 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 54 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prancer's Pride
Level 98 Hat
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 69 Hat
(1)
Hottie's Hoodie #2048
Level 97
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
(1)
Haunted Tail From the Crypt
Level 33
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Haunted Fallen Angel
Level 80
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Haunted Blazing Bull
Level 96
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Flamboyant Flamenco #1553
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Little Buddy #580
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stately Steel Toe
Level 82 Hat
(1)
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Connoisseur's Cap #1025
Level 99 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
(1)
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 62 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 68 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder #824
Level 18
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Cremator's Conscience #2712
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
(1)
Bubble Pipe #850
Level 82
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Moonman Backpack #760
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 52 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Head Warmer
Level 43
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Last Breath #685
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Apparition's Aspect #380
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Haunted Coffin Kit
Level 5 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 45 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1
(1)
Genuine Area 451
Level 1
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
(1)
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 79 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 88
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
(1)
Burning Bongos #1214
Level 63 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
HazMat Headcase
Level 72 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
(1)
Haunted Wraith Wrap
Level 53 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
(1)
Haunted Plutonidome
Level 38 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
(1)
Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 77 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
(1)
DethKapp
Level 84
For centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of
who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally
answers that age-old mystery: It was you!
(1)
Nose Candy
Level 47 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
(1)
Rail Spikes
Level 53 Spikes
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're
cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits
welded onto the round bits.
(1)
Genuine Person in the Iron Mask
Level 1
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
(1)
Necronomicrown
Level 1
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's
neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in
your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart!
Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 17 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
(1)
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 72 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
(1)
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 46 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 67 Hat
(1)
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 81 Hat
(1)
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 82 Hat
(1)
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 79
(1)
(1)
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Sober Stuntman
Level 87 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
Carouser's Capotain
Level 93 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
(1)
Scotch Bonnet
Level 81 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
(1)
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 88
(1)
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience #1521
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Haunted Pickled Paws
Level 87
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Haunted Scottish Snarl
Level 47
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Haunted Hair of the Dog
Level 2
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 7 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolgan
Level 67
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 49 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
(1)
Reggaelator
Level 55 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
(1)
Sultan's Ceremonial #132
Level 20 Hat
(1)
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
(1)
Tam O' Shanter
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
(1)
Buccaneer's Bicorne #177
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
(1)
Liquor Locker #205
Level 58 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 46
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 32
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Bearded Bombardier
Level 9 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
(1)
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1
(1)
Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 65 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
Cool Breeze
Level 17 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
(1)
Genuine Bolgan
Level 1
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
Genuine Blind Justice
Level 1 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
(1)
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 86
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
(1)
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 22 Hat
(1)
(1)
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 94 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
(1)
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 56 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
(1)
Vintage Hound Dog
Level 86 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
(1)
Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 68 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
(1)
Pugilist's Protector
Level 91 Hat
(1)
Hard Counter
Level 79 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
(1)
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
(1)
(1)
Big Chief
Level 77 Hat
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 100 Hat
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 95 Hat
(1)
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
(1)
Haunted Can Opener
Level 75
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Haunted Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 22
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Haunted Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 32
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Security Shades
Level 95 Hat
(1)
Copper's Hard Top
Level 80
(1)
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
(1)
Capo's Capper
Level 45 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
(1)
Large Luchadore #383
Level 94 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
One-Man Army #101
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
(1)
Gym Rat #206
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10
(1)
Genuine Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 88 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
(1)
Cold War Luchador #577
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
(1)
All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
(1)
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
Genuine Siberian Sophisticate
Level 1 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
(1)
Haunted Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 12 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
(1)
Haunted Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 38 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she
wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop
throne.
(1)
Haunted Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 94
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
(1)
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1
(1)
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
(1)
Soviet Gentleman
Level 67 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 24
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 28 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel #845
Level 4 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 59 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
Brock's Locks
Level 98 Hair
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased,
tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from
your lower back and buttocks years ago.
(1)
Carl
Level 82 Hair
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the
unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long
flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness
wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you
the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!
(1)
Hunger Force #3183
Level 28 Shirt
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little
you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have
absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Big Country
Level 77
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
Western Wear
Level 55 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 80 Hat
"SENNHEISER PC350 Circumaural Headset"
()
(1)
Vintage Hotrod
Level 48 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
(1)
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 44 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
(1)
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 89 Hat
(1)
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 78 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
(1)
Vintage Mining Light
Level 93
For Engineers with bright ideas.
(1)
(1)
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
Ol' Geezer #5943
Level 95 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
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Googly Gazer
Level 71 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
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Industrial Festivizer
Level 60
(1)
Buckaroos Hat
Level 55 Hat
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 62
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 72 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Pencil Pusher #526
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
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Genuine Scrap Pack
Level 1 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
(1)
Brainiac Hairpiece #1992
Level 77 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer #1120
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
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Stocking Stuffer
Level 79 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Brainiac Goggles #596
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
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Builder's Blueprints #399
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
Haunted Legend of Bugfoot
Level 57
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(1)
Haunted Frontier Flyboy
Level 86
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(1)
Haunted Buzz Killer
Level 92
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(1)
Texas Half-Pants
Level 12 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
(1)
Idea Tube
Level 66 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
Tin-1000
Level 55
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 65 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1
(1)
Haunted Master Mind
Level 68
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to
oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you
glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that
capitalizes on both.
(1)
Barnstormer
Level 78
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
(1)
Grizzled Growth #168
Level 13 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
(1)
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Genuine Last Straw
Level 1
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
Genuine Prize Plushy
Level 1 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
(1)
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 77 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 24 Hat
(1)
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 49 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
(1)
(1)
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Genuine Vox Diabolus
Level 1
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
(1)
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 79 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
(1)
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 64 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 96 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 46 Hat
(1)
Blighted Beak
Level 60 Hat
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 18 Hat
(1)
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 69 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
Dr. Whoa #5891
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Haunted Emerald Jarate
Level 65
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(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel #448
Level 44 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
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Nine-Pipe Problem #2336
Level 72 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
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(1)
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Grimm Hatte
Level 57 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
(1)
Doctor's Sack
Level 51 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope #168
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
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Surgeon's Stahlhelm #448
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
(1)
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Couvre Corner #255
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
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Haunted Einstein
Level 72
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(1)
Haunted Dr. Gogglestache
Level 82
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
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Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 48
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
(1)
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
(1)
Medi-Mask
Level 94 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 39
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
(1)
Genuine
Level 1
(1)
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1
(1)
Doc's Holiday
Level 76 Apparel
Comes in "Fever", "Flu", and "Virus" styles, depending on the epidemic
you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
(1)
Der Wintermantel
Level 69 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
(1)
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 63 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
(1)
(1)
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Mecha-Medes
Level 55
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when
Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met
his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried
Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
(1)
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 82 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
(1)
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 46 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
(1)
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 96 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
(1)
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 65 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
(1)
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 54 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
Crocleather Slouch
Level 12
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 34 Hat
(1)
Larrikin Robin
Level 52 Hat
(1)
Villain's Veil #942
Level 83 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
(1)
Desert Marauder
Level 47 Hat
(1)
Fruit Shoot
Level 30
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
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(1)
Bushman's Boonie
Level 75
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
(1)
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Crocodile Smile #254
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Haunted Garlic Flank Stake
Level 83
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(1)
Haunted Silver Bullets
Level 45
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(1)
Haunted Holy Hunter
Level 93
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Swagman's Swatter #178
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
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Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
(1)
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Liquidator's Lid
Level 35 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 93
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Koala Compact
Level 76 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
(1)
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1
(1)
Haunted Sir Hootsalot
Level 70
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
(1)
Cold Killer
Level 46
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
(1)
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
"Irish Beard"
Level 50 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
()
(1)
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 97
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
(1)
(1)
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Letch's LED
Level 93 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
(1)
Bloodhound
Level 24
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing
gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take
a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
(1)
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Genuine Steel Songbird
Level 1
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
(1)
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 100 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
(1)
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 77 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
(1)
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 47 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
(1)
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 94 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)
Familiar Fez
Level 94 Hat
(1)
Détective Noir
Level 69 Hat
(1)
Le Party Phantom
Level 83
(1)
L'Inspecteur #1767
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles #861
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
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Counterfeit Billycock #409
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
(1)
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Haunted Intangible Ascot
Level 37
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(1)
Haunted Griffin's Gog
Level 57
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(1)
Haunted Under Cover
Level 94
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(1)
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
(1)
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 60 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
(1)
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 43 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
(1)
Made Man #885
Level 60 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
(1)
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
(1)
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
(1)
Sneaky Spats of Sneaking #591
Level 20 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
(1)
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Business Casual
Level 33 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
(1)
Hat of Cards
Level 85
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
(1)
Ninja Cowl
Level 1
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 39
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
(1)
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1
(1)
Haunted Scarecrow
Level 53 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
Haunted Exorcizor
Level 86 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
Cut Throat Concierge
Level 60 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
(1)
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Level 1 Pistol
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Level 1 Shotgun
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Level 1 Shovel
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Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
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Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
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Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
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Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
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Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
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SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
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Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
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Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
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Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
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Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
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Level 1 Bottle
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Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
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Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
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Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
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SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
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Level 13
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Summary
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 567 |
| Hats | 201 |
| Misc | 111 |
| Metal | 10 items worth 76 scrap |
| Unknown | 52 |
| Total | 941 |
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