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Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
#14581
Level 33
#Attrib_MakersMark
Aged Moustache Grey
Level 5
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5
Australium Gold
Level 5
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Level 5
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 68 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 69 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Helmet Without a Home
Level 17
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
Blighted Beak
Level 23 Hat
Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
Camera Beard
Level 58 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hat of Cards
Level 79
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 64 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Fancy Fedora
Level 21
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Country
Level 91
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
Pocket Purrer
Level 28 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
Pocket Purrer
Level 63 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
Surgeon's Side Satchel #3122
Level 48 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
Nanobalaclava #6454
Level 10 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 2 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 61 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
Dead Cone #15918
Level 100 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Track Terrorizer
Level 2 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Security Shades
Level 71 Hat
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 14 Hat
Hat With No Name
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 37 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage
Level 92
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 45 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
Vintage
Level 87
Vintage
Level 85
Vintage
Level 56
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 41 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 71 Invis Watch
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 97 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased
Vintage Natascha
Level 37 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
Vintage Natascha
Level 86 Minigun
Vintage Natascha
Level 53 Minigun
Vintage Natascha
Level 59 Minigun
Vintage Backburner
Level 12 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
Vintage Jarate
Level 40 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 82 Flare Gun
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 35 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 75 Flare Gun
Vintage
Level 70
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 71 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 24 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 28 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
"Vintage Villains Black Gallon"
Level 57 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 37 Hat
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 59
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 74 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 38 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 55 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Unusual Pyro's Beanie
Level 74 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
"Steelers"
Level 99 Hat
"BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW"
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
#Attrib_Sanguisuge
Vintage Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Vintage Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_Honorbound
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Lumbricus Lid
Level 63 Hat
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Max's Severed Head
Level 58 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
#Attrib_ElectricalAirblast
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is
there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
Lumbricus Lid
Level 37 Hat
Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
Level 15
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 95 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 88 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 87 Scattergun
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 78 Scattergun
Vintage Sandman
Level 69 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
Vintage Sandman
Level 0 Bat
Vintage Sandman
Level 100 Bat
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 42 Lunch Box
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 0 Lunch Box
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Soda Popper #579
Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_MakersMark
Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss
Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_DropHealthPackOnKill
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Increased
Level 42
"EHG's Bonkinator"
Level 1 Bat
"BAMP BAMP! YA DEAD!"
Strange Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Winger
Level 15 Pistol
Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
Strange Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death
#Attrib_MarkForDeath
Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
#Attrib_AirDashCountIncreased
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
Genuine Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
Strange Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Strange Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Unarmed Combat #432
Level 50 Severed Arm
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
#Attrib_BatLaunchesOrnaments
Strange
Level 42
Strange Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Baby Face's Blaster #10480
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Spread_Positive
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
#Attrib_HypeResetsOnJump
(1)
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_CancelFallingDamage
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Increased
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence
Liberty Launcher #10558
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponChargedShot
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding
#Attrib_NoCritBoost
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Increased
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
"Bazooka"
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Strange Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Strange Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Strange Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Strange Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemiesDeploy
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased
Vintage
Level 5
Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction
Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_DamageForceReduction
#Attrib_BootsFallingStomp
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing
Genuine Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponPenetration
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
Beggar's Bazooka
Level 99 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_AutoFiresFullClip
#Attrib_CanOverload
#Attrib_Projectile_Spread_Angle_Negative
#Attrib_NoPrimaryAmmoFromDispensers
Strange Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1
Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
#Attrib_SpeedBuffAlly
Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
#Attrib_CritWhileAirborne
Genuine Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Vintage Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Strange Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
"Cake Spoon"
Level 1 Shovel
Vintage Backburner
Level 69 Flame Thrower
Vintage Backburner
Level 88 Flame Thrower
Vintage Backburner
Level 100 Flame Thrower
Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 4
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 100 Flare Gun
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 0 Flare Gun
Vintage
Level 91
Vintage
Level 52
"The BAN Hammer"
Level 5 Sledgehammer
"Upon kill with this weapon, the Steam I.D. of the victim will be
Vac-banned."
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Genuine Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
Strange
Level 10
Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning
Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
#Attrib_BurnDamageEarnsRage
#Attrib_AirblastDisabled
Manmelter #70410
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
#Attrib_MakersMark
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1
Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill
#Attrib_DmgFromMelee_Increased
Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
Strange Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Strange Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Strange Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_FlaregunPelletsWithKnockback
Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
#Attrib_DamageAllConnected
Strange Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Strange Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_WpnBurnDmg_Reduced
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
Lollichop
Level 87 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Strange Lollichop
Level 69 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Level 24
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty
Strange Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 3
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
#Attrib_CaptureValue_Increased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Increased
Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_StickyAirBurstMode
Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
Strange Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
Strange Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
Strange Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
#Attrib_NoChargeImpactRange
#Attrib_ChargeImpactDamageIncreased
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeTime_Increase
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 100 Axe
"Ë́H͍͇̥̭̤̪̯G's̡̤͙̹̥̳̬͇ Hͦ̑͜͞͞ax̰͈͕̬̣
A̬͙̗̲͆͂ͤ̃ͯͬ̀xe͆̌͛̈̚"
Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
override projectile type (14)
Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
Strange Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Strange Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Strange Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
"Pillz Here!!"
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_AmmoBecomesHealth
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 2
Vintage Natascha
Level 99 Minigun
Vintage Natascha
Level 0 Minigun
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 93 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 0 Boxing Gloves
Vintage
Level 100
Vintage
Level 0
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth
Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_AimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Apoco-Fists #4272
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
#Attrib_CritKillWillGib
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
#Attrib_CritForcesLaugh
#Attrib_CritFromBehind
#Attrib_TickleEnemiesWieldingSameWeapon
#Attrib_CritDoesNoDamage
Strange Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Strange Fists
Level 1 Fists
Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DmgFromRanged_Reduced
#Attrib_DeployTime_Increased
Strange Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
Eviction Notice #429
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_MakersMark
Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunNoSpinSounds
Strange Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Level 80
Strange Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
"The Iron Wrench"
Level 1 Wrench
Jag
Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Vintage
Level 5
Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
#Attrib_AltFireTeleportToSpawn
#Attrib_CannotPickUpBuildings
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 91 Medi Gun
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 46 Medi Gun
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 79 Syringe Gun
Strange Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
Strange
Level 10
Strange Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal
Strange Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Vintage
Level 0
Vintage
Level 99
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 47 Syringe Gun
Strange Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
Strange Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
Pomson 6000 #1435
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Strange Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
#Attrib_SeeEnemyHealth
Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
#Attrib_PreserveUbercharge
Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1
Vintage Jarate
Level 64 Jar Based Karate
Vintage Jarate
Level 100 Jar Based Karate
Vintage Razorback
Level 0 Shield
Vintage Razorback
Level 72 Shield
#Attrib_BackstabShield
Vintage
Level 0
Vintage
Level 100
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
Strange Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Strange Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Strange Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Strange Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
Strange SMG
Level 1 SMG
"VINTAGE PARKER-HALE M82"
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
#Attrib_RageGainOnKill
#Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
#Attrib_SniperRageDisplayOnly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Bodyshot_Negative
Cozy Camper #9220
Level 10 Backpack
#Attrib_HealthRegen
#Attrib_AimingKnockbackResistance
#Attrib_AimingNoFlinch
#Attrib_SniperAimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_JarateDuration
#Attrib_SniperCharge_Per_Sec
Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.
#Attrib_MultSniperChargePenalty
Cleaner's Carbine #3260
Level 1 SMG
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MultDmgBonusWhileHalfDead
#Attrib_MultDmgPenaltyWhileHalfAlive
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
Strange Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 2
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 100 Invis Watch
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 42 Invis Watch
Vintage
Level 0
Vintage
Level 95
Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_DmgBonus_Undisguised
Strange Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_AddCloakOnHit
"Meow"
Level 1 Knife
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise
Strange Knife
Level 1 Knife
Strange Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
Strange Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Strange L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
Strange
Level 5
Festive Knife
Level 1
Wanga Prick #17782
Level 54 Knife
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire
Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Sharp Dresser #24498
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits
Strange Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_AddCloakOnKill
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Level 56
Strange Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 91 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 94 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 90 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Earbuds
Level 86 Hat
"¸.·¯`·.´¯··´¯`· .·´¯·.´¯`·¸·´¯"
Max's Severed Head
Level 75 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 56
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap
Level 4 Craft Item
This is metal scrap taken from the Horseless Headless Horsemann. It
whispers faintly...'heads'...
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
Resurrection Associate Pin
Level 13 Badge
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Deus Specs #39
Level 10 Glasses
MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this
skull-themed hate hat.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Private Eye
Level 90 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
Team Captain
Level 64 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Unusual Hotrod
Level 57 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
#Attrib_BombinomiconEffectOnDeath
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Clan Pride #1108
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Level 15 Badge
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that
declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on
God's Earth.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Merc Medal #779
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
Flair! #3198
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Mark of the Saint
Level 20 Badge
Full Head Of Steam
Level 75
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 95
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is
there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
Vintage
Level 96
#Attrib_PyroYearNumber
Level 73
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Ebenezer
Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.
Photo Badge #124
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Brown Bomber
Level 40
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Summer Hat
Level 10 Hat
E hele mākou i kahakai.
Genuine Atomic Accolade
Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
Warsworn Helmet
Level 66
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
Genuine Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 1 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
RoBro 3000
Level 79 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
Level 58
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Spacemetal Scrap
Level 1 Pin Fragment
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
'Fish'
Level 1 Fishcake Fragment
It's packed with protein.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 95 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 96 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 59 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 55 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 70 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 27 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Milkman
Level 92 Hat
Bombing Run
Level 63 Hat
Death from above!
Flipped Trilby
Level 95 Hat
Backwards Ballcap #281
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
Hot Dogger #85
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
#Attrib_MakersMark
El Jefe #423
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
Genuine Hero's Tail
Level 1 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
Bonk Boy #1062
Level 44 Hat
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
The Superfan
Level 10
Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
Hermes #1063
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
Haunted Wrap Battler
Level 95
Haunted B-ankh!
Level 96
Haunted Futankhamun
Level 10
Big Elfin Deal
Level 79 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 47 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
(1)
Front Runner #849
Level 82
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 80 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 96 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Genuine Cross-Comm Express
Level 1
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
Robot Running Man
Level 97
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
Track Terrorizer
Level 70 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
Void Monk Hair
Level 1
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
Fast Learner
Level 4 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 3 Hat
Lumbricus Lid
Level 100 Hat
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 93 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
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Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 72 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 79 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 63 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 95 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
Stout Shako
Level 55 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 99 Hat
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 92 Hat
Exquisite Rack
Level 16
Defiant Spartan
Level 99
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat
Honcho's Headgear
Level 80 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
Furious Fukaamigasa #16083
Level 47 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 72 Hat
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 95
Haunted Steel Pipes
Level 81
Haunted Idiot Box
Level 4
Salty Dog #762
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
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Hat With No Name #570
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
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Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Fancy Dress Uniform #379
Level 60 Uniform
Armored Authority #964
Level 97 Hat
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #5916
Level 94 Facial Hair
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Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #226
Level 11 Hat
Infernal Impaler #615
Level 13 Hat
Kringle Collection
Level 16 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Lucky Shot
Level 67
Let's see you do that again, Private.
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Conquistador
Level 25
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
Battle Bob
Level 96
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
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Helmet Without a Home
Level 100
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
Captain's Cocktails
Level 41
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
Genuine Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 1
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
Tin Pot
Level 78
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 71 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 81 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
Soldier's Stogie #1748
Level 96 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
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Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Grenadier Helm
Level 1
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
War Pig
Level 1
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 50 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 69 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 76 Hat
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 71 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 72 Hat
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 65 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 54 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Old Guadalajara
Level 85 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Attendant
Level 5 Hat
Napper's Respite
Level 57 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
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Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Connoisseur's Cap #1025
Level 99 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 62 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
Hottie's Hoodie #2048
Level 97
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
Madame Dixie
Level 69 Hat
Prancer's Pride
Level 98 Hat
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 54 Hat
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Handyman's Handle
Level 47 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Stately Steel Toe
Level 82 Hat
Little Buddy #580
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
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Flamboyant Flamenco #1553
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
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Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
Haunted Blazing Bull
Level 96
Haunted Fallen Angel
Level 80
Haunted Tail From the Crypt
Level 33
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 68 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
Waxy Wayfinder #824
Level 18
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
Cremator's Conscience #2712
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
Burning Bongos #1214
Level 63 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
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HazMat Headcase
Level 72 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
Apparition's Aspect #380
Level 13 Hat
Last Breath #685
Level 13 Hat
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
Head Warmer
Level 43
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
Jingle Belt
Level 52 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
Moonman Backpack #760
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
Bubble Pipe #850
Level 82
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
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Pyrobotics Pack
Level 88
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 79 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 79
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 82 Hat
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 88
Scotch Bonnet
Level 81 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
Carouser's Capotain
Level 93 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
Sober Stuntman
Level 87 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 72 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 46 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 67 Hat
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 81 Hat
Tavish DeGroot Experience #1521
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Haunted Pickled Paws
Level 87
Haunted Scottish Snarl
Level 47
Haunted Hair of the Dog
Level 2
Buccaneer's Bicorne #177
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Tam O' Shanter
Level 13 Hat
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Sultan's Ceremonial #132
Level 20 Hat
Reggaelator
Level 55 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bearded Bombardier
Level 9 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
Battery Bandolier
Level 32
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 46
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
Liquor Locker #205
Level 58 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
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Snapped Pupil
Level 7 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
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Bolgan
Level 67
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
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Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 49 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
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A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 22 Hat
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 86
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 56 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Hound Dog
Level 86 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 68 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Pugilist's Protector
Level 91 Hat
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
Capo's Capper #360
Level 4 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
Large Luchadore #383
Level 94 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Coupe D'isaster
Level 95 Hat
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 100 Hat
Big Chief
Level 77 Hat
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
Hard Counter
Level 79 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
Copper's Hard Top
Level 80
Security Shades
Level 95 Hat
Haunted Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 32
Haunted Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 22
Haunted Can Opener
Level 75
Outdoorsman #473
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
One-Man Army #101
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
Gym Rat #206
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10
Soviet Gentleman
Level 67 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
U-clank-a
Level 24
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 28 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
Toss-Proof Towel #845
Level 4 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
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Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
Cold War Luchador #577
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 88 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Genuine Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Mining Light
Level 93
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 78 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 89 Hat
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 44 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Googly Gazer
Level 71 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
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Ol' Geezer #5943
Level 95 Hat
Get off mah land!
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Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
Big Country
Level 77
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
Western Wear
Level 55 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 80 Hat
"SENNHEISER PC350 Circumaural Headset"
Vintage Hotrod
Level 48 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Industrial Festivizer
Level 60
Buckaroos Hat
Level 55 Hat
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 62
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 72 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Pencil Pusher #526
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
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Virtual Reality Headset #314
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
Haunted Buzz Killer
Level 92
Haunted Frontier Flyboy
Level 86
Haunted Legend of Bugfoot
Level 57
Builder's Blueprints #399
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
Pocket Purrer
Level 65 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
Tin-1000
Level 55
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Idea Tube
Level 66 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
Texas Half-Pants
Level 12 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
Genuine Scrap Pack
Level 1 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
Brainiac Hairpiece #1992
Level 77 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
Itsy Bitsy Spyer #1120
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
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Stocking Stuffer
Level 79 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
Brainiac Goggles #596
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
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Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 49 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 24 Hat
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 77 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 79 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 64 Glasses
Nothing
Haunted Dr. Gogglestache
Level 82
Haunted Einstein
Level 72
Haunted Emerald Jarate
Level 65
Dr. Whoa #5891
Level 15 Shirt
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 69 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
German Gonzila
Level 18 Hat
Blighted Beak
Level 60 Hat
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 46 Hat
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 96 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Couvre Corner #255
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
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Surgeon's Stahlhelm #448
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
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Surgeon's Stethoscope #168
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
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Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Doctor's Sack
Level 51 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
Grimm Hatte
Level 57 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
Nine-Pipe Problem #2336
Level 72 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
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Surgeon's Side Satchel #448
Level 44 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
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Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 48
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 63 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Medic Mech-bag
Level 39
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
Medi-Mask
Level 94 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 82 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 46 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 96 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 65 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 54 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Crocleather Slouch
Level 12
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 34 Hat
Larrikin Robin
Level 52 Hat
Villain's Veil #942
Level 83 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Desert Marauder
Level 47 Hat
Fruit Shoot
Level 30
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
Bushman's Boonie
Level 75
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
Crocodile Smile #254
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
Haunted Garlic Flank Stake
Level 83
Haunted Silver Bullets
Level 45
Haunted Holy Hunter
Level 93
Swagman's Swatter #178
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
Liquidator's Lid
Level 35 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Genuine Doublecross-Comm
Level 1
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
Bolted Bushman
Level 93
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
Koala Compact
Level 76 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Spectre's Spectacles #861
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
#Attrib_MakersMark
L'Inspecteur #1767
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
Le Party Phantom
Level 83
Détective Noir
Level 69 Hat
Familiar Fez
Level 94 Hat
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 94 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 47 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 77 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 100 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 97
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Counterfeit Billycock #409
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
Made Man #885
Level 60 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 43 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 60 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Haunted Under Cover
Level 94
Haunted Griffin's Gog
Level 57
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Stealth Steeler
Level 39
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
Hat of Cards
Level 85
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Ninja Cowl
Level 1
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
Business Casual
Level 33 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Sneaky Spats of Sneaking #591
Level 20 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
Haunted Intangible Ascot
Level 37
Level 1
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level 1
Level 1
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level 1
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level 1
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Level 1
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level 1
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level 1
Level 1
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level 1
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level 1
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level 1
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 447 |
| Hats | 201 |
| Misc | 105 |
| Metal | 2 items worth 12 scrap |
| Total | 755 |
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