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Scout
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Soldier
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Pyro
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Demoman
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Heavy
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Engineer
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Medic
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Sniper
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Spy
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Unknown Item 30258
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30226
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30276
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 1 Uniform
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 1 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Koala Compact
Level 1 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Increased
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Increased
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
#Attrib_NoChargeImpactRange
#Attrib_ChargeImpactDamageIncreased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Valve Chargin' Targe
Level 100 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Antique Halloween Goodie Cauldron
Level 1 Package
You can pry open the lid of this cauldron to see what strangeness lies
within... from your backpack... IF YOU DARE.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor
Unknown Item 1070
Level 30
(0.5)
Level 1
Backpack Expander
Level 50 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(3000 spaces maximum)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Backpack Expander
Level 50 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(3000 spaces maximum)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Backpack Expander
Level 50 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(3000 spaces maximum)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Backpack Expander
Level 50 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(3000 spaces maximum)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Backpack Expander
Level 50 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(3000 spaces maximum)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Backpack Expander
Level 50 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(3000 spaces maximum)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30074
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 1 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Siberian Sophisticate
Level 1 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
Unknown Item 30092
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Gift Wrap
Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.
Self-Made Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30137
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Fast Learner
Level 1 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Track Terrorizer
Level 1 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Business Casual
Level 1 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
Unknown Item 30117
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30125
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 1 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Buck Turner All-Stars
Level 1 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record
for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to
escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes.
Both his feet were later amputated.
Unknown Item 30084
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30122
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30234
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30254
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30217
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30289
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30255
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30252
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30206
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Battery Canteens
Level 1
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid.
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Level 1
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 5 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
(1065353216)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Stocking Stuffer
Level 1 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 50 Axe
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
#Attrib_AirDashCountIncreased
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
(1065353216)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
#Attrib_BatLaunchesOrnaments
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_DropHealthPackOnKill
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Increased
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30096
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
(1065353216)
Festive Bat
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
Level 5
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 5
Vintage
Level 5
Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal
(1065353216)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine
Level 1
Unknown Item 30253
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30139
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage
Level 10
#Attrib_AddUber_OnHit_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
(1065353216)
Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
#Attrib_PreserveUbercharge
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Liquor Locker
Level 1 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 1 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
#Attrib_SeeEnemyHealth
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine
Level 1
#Attrib_Cleaver_Description
#Attrib_CritVsStunned
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MultDmgBonusWhileHalfDead
#Attrib_MultDmgPenaltyWhileHalfAlive
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
Tuxxy
Level 1 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
Unknown Item 30288
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30279
Level 1
(0)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 50 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Texas Half-Pants
Level 1 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 1 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage
Level 10
(1065353216)
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Lollichop
Level 1 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
#Attrib_DamageAllConnected
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Titanium Towel
Level 1 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered
in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you
slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Vintage
Level 10
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning
Level 42
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
#Attrib_CritKillWillGib
(1065353216)
Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
#Attrib_CritForcesLaugh
#Attrib_CritFromBehind
#Attrib_TickleEnemiesWieldingSameWeapon
#Attrib_CritDoesNoDamage
(1065353216)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
#Attrib_BurnDamageEarnsRage
#Attrib_AirblastDisabled
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
(1065353216)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1065353216)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased
#Attrib_WpnBurnDmg_Reduced
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_FlaregunPelletsWithKnockback
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
(1065353216)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
Genuine Lacking Moral Fiber Mask
Level 1 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
(1065353216)
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
(1065353216)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponChargedShot
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding
#Attrib_NoCritBoost
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Increased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced
Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DmgFromRanged_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgFromMelee_Increased
#Attrib_DeployTime_Increased
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
(1065353216)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
#Attrib_StickyAirBurstMode
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_Cannonball_Push_Back
override projectile type (1099431936)
#Attrib_Grenade_Launcher_Mortar_Mode
#Attrib_Grenade_Not_Explode_On_Impact
#Attrib_Grenade_Damage_Reduction_On_World_Contact
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death
#Attrib_MarkForDeath
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
(1065353216)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponPenetration
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_AddCloakOnKill
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
(1065353216)
Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
(1065353216)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise
(1065353216)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire
Wanga Prick
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise
(1065353216)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Knife
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
#Attrib_Sanguisuge
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
(1065353216)
Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
(1065353216)
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
(1065353216)
Vintage
Level 1
(1065353216)
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
(1065353216)
Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth
(1065353216)
Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
#Attrib_CaptureValue_Increased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Increased
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost
(1065353216)
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal
#Attrib_OverhealAmount_Negative
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides a 2.5 second resistance bubble that blocks 75%
base damage and 100% crit damage of the selected type to the Medic and
Patient.
#Attrib_Medigun_Resists
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Overheal_Fill_Rate_Reduced
(0.1)
(0.75)
(0.03)
(0.1)
(0.75)
(0.75)
(0.1)
(0.75)
(0.01)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_AimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine
Level 1
#Attrib_Ring_Of_Fire_While_Aiming
#Attrib_Uses_Ammo_While_Aiming
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunNoSpinSounds
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Festive Minigun
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
(1)
(1.8)
(1.8)
(1.2)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing
(1065353216)
Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing
(1065353216)
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing
(1065353216)
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty
Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
override projectile type (1096810496)
#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Decreased
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
#Attrib_CancelFallingDamage
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Winger
Level 15 Pistol
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
(1.25)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_DmgBonus_Undisguised
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_AddCloakOnHit
#Attrib_CloakConsumeRate_Decreased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Level 5
#Attrib_RevolverUseHitLocations
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
#Attrib_SpeedBuffAlly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
#Attrib_ElectricalAirblast
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
(36)
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
(1065353216)
Beggar's Bazooka
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_AutoFiresFullClip
#Attrib_CanOverload
#Attrib_Projectile_Spread_Angle_Negative
#Attrib_NoPrimaryAmmoFromDispensers
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
Self-Made Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
Valve Rocket Launcher
Level 100 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Increased
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Spread_Positive
#Attrib_HypeOnDamage
#Attrib_HypeResetsOnJump
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
(1)
Festive Scattergun
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unarmed Combat
Level 1 Severed Arm
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemiesDeploy
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
(1065353216)
Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage
Level 5
#Attrib_SentryKilledRevenge
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
(1065353216)
Rescue Ranger
Level 1 Shotgun
#Attrib_Building_Telporting_PickUp
#Attrib_ArrowHealsBuildings
override projectile type (1099956224)
#Attrib_MarkedForDeathOnBuildingPickup
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
#Attrib_CritWhileAirborne
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine
Level 1
#Attrib_CritVsWet
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Genuine Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_DmgTaken_Increased
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.
#Attrib_MultSniperChargePenalty
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer
Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
#Attrib_RageGainOnKill
#Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
#Attrib_SniperRageDisplayOnly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Bodyshot_Negative
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_JarateDuration
#Attrib_SniperCharge_Per_Sec
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_Honorbound
(1065353216)
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
Genuine
Level 1
#Attrib_Sapper_Degenerates_Buildings
#Attrib_Sapper_Damage_Penalty
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeTime_Increase
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
(1065353216)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_AmmoBecomesHealth
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
(1065353216)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss
Valve Eyelander
Level 100 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
(1065353216)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Valve Eyelander
Level 100 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
(1065353216)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Valve Eyelander
Level 100 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
(1065353216)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
(1065353216)
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain
Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Quäckenbirdt
Level 1 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.
Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate
Jag
Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Festive Wrench
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
#Attrib_AltFireTeleportToSpawn
#Attrib_CannotPickUpBuildings
(1065353216)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Archimedes
Level 1
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 1
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mecha-Medes
Level 1
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when
Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met
his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried
Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Steel Songbird
Level 1
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
Unknown Item 30171
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30179
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30183
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30170
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30190
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30185
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30176
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30189
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30178
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30068
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30132
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30138
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30100
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30133
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30142
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30124
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30131
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30129
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30113
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30076
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30134
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30077
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Unknown Item 30060
Level 1
Genuine Unknown Item 30061
Level 1
Self-Made Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30098
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30126
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30073
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Unknown Item 30062
Level 1
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10
Googly Gazer
Level 1 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Fortune Hunter
Level 1 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
#Attrib_HealthRegen
#Attrib_AimingKnockbackResistance
#Attrib_AimingNoFlinch
#Attrib_SniperAimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_Increased
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Idea Tube
Level 1 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30216
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30277
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30267
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30296
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Medic Mech-bag
Level 1
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 1 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 1 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 1
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 1 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Scrap Sack
Level 1 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an
eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
#Attrib_BombinomiconEffectOnDeath
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Heroic Companion Badge
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
Genuine Croft's Crest
Level 1 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
Genuine Whale Bone Charm
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that
declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on
God's Earth.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Level 15 Badge
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 10 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Primeval Warrior
Level 20 Badge
A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle
even started.
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Hitt Mann Badge
Level 1 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
Genuine Merc Medal
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Companion Cube Pin
Level 1 Badge
Genuine Atomic Accolade
Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
Genuine Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
Genuine Mark of the Saint
Level 20 Badge
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Vigilant Pin
Level 1 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
Genuine Tomb Wrapper
Level 1 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
Unknown Item 30091
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30108
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30090
Level 1
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Jingle Belt
Level 1 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30239
Level 1
(0)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30238
Level 1
(0)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30282
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30237
Level 1
(0)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30284
Level 1
(0)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Battery Bandolier
Level 1
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Captain's Cocktails
Level 1
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
Burning Bongos
Level 1 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 1 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_DamageForceReduction
#Attrib_BootsFallingStomp
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction
Unknown Item 30243
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30080
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 1 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug.
Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something
in your mouth that is on fire.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Soldier's Stogie
Level 1 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30169
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Kringle Collection
Level 1 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30199
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30083
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30260
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30211
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30221
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30285
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30232
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30240
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30241
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30203
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30259
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30225
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30195
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30283
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30266
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30204
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30222
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30223
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30248
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30261
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30273
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30228
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30207
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30265
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30242
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30263
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30229
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30235
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30299
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30264
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30301
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30205
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30270
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30281
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30230
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30208
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30293
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30303
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30249
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30286
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30245
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30297
Level 1
(0)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30257
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30215
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30236
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30224
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Hair of the Dog
Level 1
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Scottish Snarl
Level 1
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pickled Paws
Level 1
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Buzz Killer
Level 1
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Frontier Flyboy
Level 1
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Legend of Bugfoot
Level 1
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Can Opener
Level 1
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 1
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 1
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Einstein
Level 1
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 1
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Emerald Jarate
Level 1
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Blazing Bull
Level 1
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Fallen Angel
Level 1
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tail From the Crypt
Level 1
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Wrap Battler
Level 1
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
B-ankh!
Level 1
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Futankhamun
Level 1
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Holy Hunter
Level 1
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Silver Bullets
Level 1
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 1
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Idiot Box
Level 1
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Steel Pipes
Level 1
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Shoestring Budget
Level 1
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Under Cover
Level 1
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Griffin's Gog
Level 1
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Intangible Ascot
Level 1
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Deadliest Duckling
Level 1 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
Unknown Item 30167
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30213
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Blind Justice
Level 1 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 1 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bearded Bombardier
Level 1 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30186
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30164
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30165
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30172
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Grizzled Growth
Level 1 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
Unknown Item 30227
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30275
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 1 Facial Hair
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 1 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 50 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Bolted Bombardier
Level 1 Facial Hair
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his
beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and
they want to talk to you.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Megapixel Beard
Level 1 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to
have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Camera Beard
Level 1 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 58 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Flair!
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Practitioner's Processing Mask
Level 1
Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This
handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of
soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Unknown Item 30168
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30141
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30085
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30104
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ze Goggles
Level 1 Glasses
Nothing
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 50 Glasses
Nothing
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine
Level 1
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30103
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30196
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30107
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.
Unknown Item 30127
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30078
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30099
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30121
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
Antlers
Level 1
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
Armored Authority
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Unknown Item 1040
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Chief
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Country
Level 1
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Blighted Beak
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Bolgan
Level 1
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
Bonk Boy
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 1038
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Self-Made Anger
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30066
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bubble Pipe
Level 1
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Buckaroos Hat
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Capo's Capper
Level 1 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 1 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30071
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap
Level 1
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
Genuine Combat Medic's Crusher Cap
Level 1
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
Industrial Festivizer
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Conquistador
Level 1
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Security Shades
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Copper's Hard Top
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 1 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Coupe D'isaster
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
Defiant Spartan
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Demoman's Fro
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 19 Hat
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Carouser's Capotain
Level 1 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 17 Hat
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 1 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 50 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Sober Stuntman
Level 1 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
"Robin's Hood"
Level 89 Hat
(0)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Détective Noir
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Doe-Boy
Level 1
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Even more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 1
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Self-Made Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Helmet Without a Home
Level 1
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 50 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Mining Light
Level 1
For Engineers with bright ideas.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tin-1000
Level 1
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 63 Hat
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 50 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Hotrod
Level 98 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Unknown Item 30069
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Exquisite Rack
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30072
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30162
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30173
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30163
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30177
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30187
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30180
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30182
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30175
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Flipped Trilby
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
German Gonzila
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Apparition's Aspect
Level 13 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 1
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
Genuine Cross-Comm Express
Level 1
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
Genuine Doublecross-Comm
Level 1
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
Grimm Hatte
Level 1 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Unknown Item 30058
Level 1
Grenadier Helm
Level 1
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
Void Monk Hair
Level 1
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
Ninja Cowl
Level 1
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this
skull-themed hate hat.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 62 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 1 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 1 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30075
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Football Helmet
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
U-clank-a
Level 1
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 18 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 96
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 50 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Vintage Hound Dog
Level 34 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
One-Man Army
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Soviet Gentleman
Level 1 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pugilist's Protector
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Hard Counter
Level 1 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine That '70s Chapeau
Level 1
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
Genuine Chief Constable
Level 1
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat
Honcho's Headgear
Level 1 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30219
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30256
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30212
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30294
Level 1
(0)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30274
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30233
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30251
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30214
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30268
Level 1
(0)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30278
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30300
Level 1
(0)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30295
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Last Breath
Level 13 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Head Warmer
Level 1
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Person in the Iron Mask
Level 1
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
Genuine Battle Bob
Level 1
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
Genuine Bushman's Boonie
Level 1
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Unknown Item 30093
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30105
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30109
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30128
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30123
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30094
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30136
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30120
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30097
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30135
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30119
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30116
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30114
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30081
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
"Robbin' Walker"
Level 78 Hat
"Keeping heads hatted and wallets empty."
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(0)
(0)
Genuine Last Straw
Level 1
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Cold War Luchador
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
Lucky Shot
Level 1
Let's see you do that again, Private.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Madame Dixie
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 1 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 30 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 1 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 6 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 98 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 14 Hat
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 50 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 1 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 15 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 1
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
The Superfan
Level 10
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 1 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 1 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 1 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Earbuds
Level 1 Hat
OSX represent!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Earbuds
Level 85 Hat
OSX represent!
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Le Party Phantom
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 1 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Self-Made Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
Prancer's Pride
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Private Eye
Level 1 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Liquidator's Lid
Level 1 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 1
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 92 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 69 Hat
Pyro's Beanie
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Napper's Respite
Level 1 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 2 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 1
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Old Guadalajara
Level 1 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
HazMat Headcase
Level 1 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 50 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Handyman's Handle
Level 1 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Reggaelator
Level 1 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30067
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Self-Made Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Galvanized Gibus
Level 1 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 1 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 1 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 1 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bolted Bicorne
Level 1 Hat
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a
human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if
they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your
move, parrots.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pure Tin Capotain
Level 1 Hat
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you
could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger?
Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention
since the electric can opener.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
FR-0
Level 1 Hat
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic '70s film
"Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Broadband Bonnet
Level 1 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 1 Hat
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of
Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must
kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep
boop kill all humans!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 1 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Plug-In Prospector
Level 1 Hat
Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend you're a grizzled,
cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of
nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of
3047.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Data Mining Light
Level 1 Hat
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing
away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how
tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not
wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Timeless Topper
Level 1 Hat
Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that
decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper's built for
the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core
of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 1 Hat
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come
by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats
out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt
cactuses.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bunsen Brave
Level 1 Hat
Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction
of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native
Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame
temperature of 3100 °C.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Gridiron Guardian
Level 1 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tungsten Toque
Level 1 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Byte'd Beak
Level 1 Hat
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day
masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for
dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Virus Doctor
Level 1 Hat
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler,
or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you
look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver
and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Halogen Head Lamp
Level 1 Hat
This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor's head mirror by
replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be
seen from space. Peer inside your patients' disease-riddled ears,
noses and throats from a safe distance.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 1 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 1 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bolted Birdcage
Level 1 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Electric Escorter
Level 1 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Filamental
Level 1 Hat
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only
your electrician knows for sure!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Firewall Helmet
Level 1 Hat
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better
hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why?
The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool
and refreshed, probably.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Rusty Reaper
Level 1 Hat
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint
something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Plumber's Pipe
Level 1 Hat
Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes
with pipe, length of wire.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 1 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Googol Glass Eyes
Level 1 Hat
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the
stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean
hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Metal Slug
Level 1 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 1 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 1 Hat
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained
urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through
a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bolt Boy
Level 1 Hat
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to
an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's
also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on
here even we don't know what to make of it.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonk Leadwear
Level 1 Hat
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by
mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932,
American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this
mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bot Dogger
Level 1 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Letch's LED
Level 1 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 1 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Soldered Sensei
Level 1 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 1 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Steel Shako
Level 1 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 1 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Base Metal Billycock
Level 1 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 1 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Scotch Bonnet
Level 1 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonk Helm
Level 1 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Batter's Helmet
Level 1 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 76 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Robot Running Man
Level 1
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 70 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Bombing Run
Level 1 Hat
Death from above!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Hero's Tail
Level 1 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Backwards Ballcap
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Front Runner
Level 1
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 50 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Genuine Cockfighter
Level 10
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker
with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
Genuine
Level 1
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Trophy Belt
Level 1 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 1 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bolted Bushman
Level 1
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 61 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Fruit Shoot
Level 1
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 1 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 50 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 70 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Soldier's Stash
Level 1 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 27 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Tin Pot
Level 1
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 49 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 50 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Salty Dog
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Hat With No Name
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 10 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Stout Shako
Level 1 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
War Pig
Level 1
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 1 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 59 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Fancy Fedora
Level 1
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Stealth Steeler
Level 1
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 50 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Hat of Cards
Level 1
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 24 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Stately Steel Toe
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 1 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Summer Hat
Level 10 Hat
E hele mākou i kahakai.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Triclops
Level 10
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick:
You won't be able to see at all!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Flamingo Kid
Level 10
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tam O' Shanter
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
"King Robin Walker's Sovereignty"
Level 20
"A true king of Team Fortress Trivia needs not entry, but simply
presence!"
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Attendant
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Elfin Deal
Level 1 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Familiar Fez
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 43 Hat
Milkman
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Lo-Fi Longwave
Level 20 Hat
Can't stop the signal.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 1 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
Genuine El Jefe
Level 10 Hat
Max's Severed Head
Level 1 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Genuine Unknown Item 30059
Level 1
Genuine Unknown Item 30064
Level 1
Genuine Unknown Item 30063
Level 1
Genuine Unknown Item 30065
Level 1
vision opt in flags (4)
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Genuine Vox Diabolus
Level 1
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
Genuine Warsworn Helmet
Level 1
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
Unknown Item 1039
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ebenezer
Level 1
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Holiday Headcase
Level 1
Merry Smissmas, everyone! May all your miscellaneous holidays be happy
(or somber, depending on your cultural traditions) with this
ultra-rare TF item, donated by Steam User BANG!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
B.M.O.C.
Level 1
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Brown Bomber
Level 1
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Lumbricus Lid
Level 1 Hat
Genuine Area 451
Level 1
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30140
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30194
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30118
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30082
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30112
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30106
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 30200
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30247
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30101
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30130
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30079
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30115
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tux
Level 1 Mascot
Linux represent!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30191
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30231
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30192
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30220
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30193
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30280
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30290
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30218
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30197
Level 1
(0)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30269
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30287
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30292
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30298
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Medi-Mask
Level 1 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
"Robin Walker's Service Medal"
Level 100 Medal
"The only Service Medal Mannly enough to be worn on the chest of Robin
Walker."
#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description
(0)
(0)
Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 1 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30302
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine
Level 1
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Snapped Pupil
Level 1 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
HDMI Patch
Level 1 Photograph
Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide
Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your
friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Faerie Solitaire Pin
Level 1 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
Smissmas Wreath
Level 1 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
Smissmas Wreath
Level 1 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 1 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Steam Pipe
Level 1 Pipe
Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the
harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and
dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman
Dracula glasses!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30181
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30198
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30070
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Prize Plushy
Level 1 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 1 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Teddy Robobelt
Level 1 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 1 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30089
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30110
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 1
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30087
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Scrap Pack
Level 1 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
Made Man
Level 1 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30095
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pocket Purrer
Level 1 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30086
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
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Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
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Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
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Level
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
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Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
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SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
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Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
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Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
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Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
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Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
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Level
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
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Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
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Summary
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 406 |
| Hats | 156 |
| Misc | 102 |
| Metal | 0 items worth 0 scrap |
| Unknown | 213 |
| Total | 877 |
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