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Robin
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#5
1/16
Scout
(164 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(164 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(187 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(187 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(169 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(169 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(168 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(168 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(162 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(162 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(155 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(155 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(149 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(149 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(152 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(152 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(150 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(150 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Valve Eyelander
Level 100 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Valve Eyelander
Level 100 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Genuine Cold War Luchador
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 50 Axe
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
Vintage Sandman
(equipped)
Level 15 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Genuine Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
#Attrib_CritKillWillGib
Vintage
Level 5
Vintage
(equipped)
Level 10
Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
Bushwacka
(equipped)
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 50 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
Vintage
(equipped)
Level 10
Vintage
Level 10
Genuine Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
Genuine Bolgan
Level 1
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Jarate
(equipped)
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
Level 10
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Level 10
Vintage
Level 1
Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
#Attrib_CaptureValue_Increased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Increased
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty
Demoman's Fro
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Football Helmet
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Pyro's Beanie
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
Valve Rocket Launcher
Level 100 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Trophy Belt
Level 1 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
Vintage
Level 5
Fancy Fedora
Level 1
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
Razorback
Level 10 Shield
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Valve Eyelander
(equipped)
Level 100 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Blutsauger
(equipped)
Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 10 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Primeval Warrior
(equipped)
Level 20 Badge
A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle
even started.
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction
Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 19 Hat
Level 5
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Engineer's Cap
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 17 Hat
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 1 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 50 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Tyrant's Helm
Level 1 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 50 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Camera Beard
Level 1 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 63 Hat
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
(equipped)
Level 50 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Vintage Hotrod
Level 98 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Brigade Helm
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 1 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Professional's Panama
Level 1 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 62 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 1 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 1 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 18 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 96
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 50 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Vintage Hound Dog
Level 34 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 5
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 98 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 14 Hat
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 50 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Vintage Ze Goggles
(equipped)
Level 50 Glasses
Nothing
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 1 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
(equipped)
Level 15 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 1 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Earbuds
Level 85 Hat
OSX represent!
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 92 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 69 Hat
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Hotrod
Level 1 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 2 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 1 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 50 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 50 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 76 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 70 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Whoopee Cap
(equipped)
Level 50 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Whoopee Cap
Level 1 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ze Goggles
Level 1 Glasses
Nothing
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 1 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 61 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 50 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 70 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 1 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 27 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 49 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 1 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 1 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 50 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 10 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Attendant
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 58 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 59 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_WpnBurnDmg_Reduced
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 50 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 24 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Milkman
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 42
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 43 Hat
Familiar Fez
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Max's Severed Head
Level 1 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Lumbricus Lid
Level 1 Hat
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Valve Chargin' Targe
Level 100 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
(equipped)
Level 5
Level 5
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 30 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Level 5
Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Increased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 5
Level 10
Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
Vintage Companion Cube Pin
(equipped)
Level 1 Badge
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
Razorback
Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_BackstabShield
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Level 10
Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Pugilist's Protector
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Napper's Respite
Level 1 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Hard Counter
Level 1 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Carouser's Capotain
Level 1 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
override projectile type (14)
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Scotch Bonnet
Level 1 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
#Attrib_StickyAirBurstMode
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_AimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Larrikin Robin
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Prancer's Pride
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Madame Dixie
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
German Gonzila
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeTime_Increase
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DmgFromRanged_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgFromMelee_Increased
#Attrib_DeployTime_Increased
Coupe D'isaster
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Le Party Phantom
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Exquisite Rack
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Country
Level 1
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 1
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 1 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Googly Gazer
Level 1 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Honcho's Headgear
Level 1 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 1 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MultDmgBonusWhileHalfDead
#Attrib_MultDmgPenaltyWhileHalfAlive
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
Jag
Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased
Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
A Deep Commitment to Purple
Level 5
Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
"Robbin' Walker"
Level 78 Hat
"Keeping heads hatted and wallets empty."
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Level 10
Dead Ringer
(equipped)
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 6 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Safe'n'Sound
Level 51 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Jag
Level 15 Wrench
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 1
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
The Superfan
Level 10
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
(equipped)
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
Level 10
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat
Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
Genuine Scrap Pack
Level 1 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_JarateDuration
#Attrib_SniperCharge_Per_Sec
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death
#Attrib_MarkForDeath
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
Genuine Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_Honorbound
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
#Attrib_Sanguisuge
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Genuine Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
Level 5
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
#Attrib_SeeEnemyHealth
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Capo's Capper
Level 1 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 1 Facial Hair
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponPenetration
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_DamageForceReduction
#Attrib_BootsFallingStomp
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 1 Uniform
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
"Robin Walker's Service Medal"
(equipped)
Level 100 Medal
"The only Service Medal Mannly enough to be worn on the chest of Robin
Walker."
#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description
Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death
Genuine Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss
Genuine Hero's Tail
Level 1 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
#Attrib_AirDashCountIncreased
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_DmgBonus_Undisguised
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Made Man
Level 1 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Security Shades
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Stately Steel Toe
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 1 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Summer Hat
Level 10 Hat
E hele mākou i kahakai.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Hair of the Dog
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pickled Paws
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
B-ankh!
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Blazing Bull
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tail From the Crypt
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Idiot Box
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Shoestring Budget
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Proof of Purchase
(equipped)
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Genuine Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Griffin's Gog
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Can Opener
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Silver Bullets
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Buzz Killer
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Legend of Bugfoot
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Apparition's Aspect
Level 13 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Wanga Prick
Level 1 Knife
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this
skull-themed hate hat.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
#Attrib_BombinomiconEffectOnDeath
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
#Attrib_AltFireTeleportToSpawn
#Attrib_CannotPickUpBuildings
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
#Attrib_DamageAllConnected
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bubble Pipe
Level 1
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemiesDeploy
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
#Attrib_PreserveUbercharge
"King Robin Walker's Sovereignty"
Level 20
"A true king of Team Fortress Trivia needs not entry, but simply
presence!"
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
Southern Hospitality
(equipped)
Level 20 Wrench
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Hat With No Name
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Original
(equipped)
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Genuine Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Vintage Lo-Fi Longwave
Level 20 Hat
Can't stop the signal.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 39 Hat
Self-Made Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Self-Made Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Self-Made Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Self-Made Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Self-Made Anger
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Self-Made Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Self-Made Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
Genuine Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
Genuine El Jefe
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
#Attrib_ElectricalAirblast
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Genuine Killer Exclusive
(equipped)
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Jingle Belt
Level 1 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
#Attrib_CritForcesLaugh
#Attrib_CritFromBehind
#Attrib_TickleEnemiesWieldingSameWeapon
#Attrib_CritDoesNoDamage
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Bat
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Wrench
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
B.M.O.C.
Level 1
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Scattergun
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Brown Bomber
Level 1
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Lucky Shot
Level 1
Let's see you do that again, Private.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 1 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Conquistador
Level 1
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Backpack Expander
Level 50 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(3000 spaces maximum)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Battle Bob
Level 1
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
Genuine Bushman's Boonie
Level 1
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
Genuine Merc Medal
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Fast Learner
Level 1 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Snapped Pupil
Level 1 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 1 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ebenezer
Level 1
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Stocking Stuffer
Level 1 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Holiday Headcase
Level 1
Merry Smissmas, everyone! May all your miscellaneous holidays be happy
(or somber, depending on your cultural traditions) with this
ultra-rare TF item, donated by Steam User BANG!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Knife
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 1 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
Festive Minigun
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Elfin Deal
Level 1 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Kringle Collection
Level 1 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
#Attrib_BatLaunchesOrnaments
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Head Warmer
Level 1
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that
declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on
God's Earth.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Flair!
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Backwards Ballcap
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Salty Dog
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Antique Halloween Goodie Cauldron
Level 1 Package
You can pry open the lid of this cauldron to see what strangeness lies
within... from your backpack... IF YOU DARE.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
One-Man Army
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
#Attrib_BurnDamageEarnsRage
#Attrib_AirblastDisabled
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 1 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unarmed Combat
Level 1 Severed Arm
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Last Breath
Level 13 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Frontier Flyboy
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Holy Hunter
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Intangible Ascot
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Under Cover
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Steel Pipes
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Emerald Jarate
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Einstein
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Fallen Angel
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Futankhamun
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Wrap Battler
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Scottish Snarl
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tam O' Shanter
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Copper's Hard Top
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_AddCloakOnKill
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 1 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonk Boy
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Winger
Level 15 Pistol
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
#Attrib_SpeedBuffAlly
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Armored Authority
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Level 15 Badge
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponChargedShot
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding
#Attrib_NoCritBoost
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Increased
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunNoSpinSounds
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
#Attrib_CritWhileAirborne
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
#Attrib_NoChargeImpactRange
#Attrib_ChargeImpactDamageIncreased
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_AmmoBecomesHealth
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.
#Attrib_MultSniperChargePenalty
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Desert Marauder
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Reggaelator
Level 1 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Private Eye
Level 1 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 1 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Grimm Hatte
Level 1 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 1 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Defiant Spartan
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Industrial Festivizer
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Jag
Level 15 Wrench
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Flipped Trilby
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Buckaroos Hat
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Détective Noir
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_DropHealthPackOnKill
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Increased
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Blighted Beak
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Chief
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Even more ghastly.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 5 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Sober Stuntman
Level 1 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Handyman's Handle
Level 1 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Stout Shako
Level 1 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bombing Run
Level 1 Hat
Death from above!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Old Guadalajara
Level 1 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_AddCloakOnHit
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 1 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 1 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Merryweather
Level 1 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Frenchman's Beret
Level 1 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Safe'n'Sound
Level 1 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 1 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 1 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Killer's Kabuto
Level 1 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 1 Hat
Straight outta control point.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 1 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Hound Dog
Level 1 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Earbuds
Level 1 Hat
OSX represent!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 5
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 1 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 1 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 1 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 1 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 1 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonk Helm
Level 1 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 1 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 1 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Stainless Pot
Level 1 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Officer's Ushanka
Level 1
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 1 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 10
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Soldier's Stash
Level 1 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Batter's Helmet
Level 1 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 1 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mining Light
Level 1
For Engineers with bright ideas.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Sandman
Level 15 Bat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 10
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
Genuine Warsworn Helmet
Level 1
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Genuine Mark of the Saint
Level 20 Badge
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 1
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
#Attrib_HealthRegen
#Attrib_AimingKnockbackResistance
#Attrib_AimingNoFlinch
#Attrib_SniperAimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.
Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 1 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Texas Half-Pants
Level 1 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
HazMat Headcase
Level 1 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Area 451
Level 1
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
Liquor Locker
Level 1 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bearded Bombardier
Level 1 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine
Level 1
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 1 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 1 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Captain's Cocktails
Level 1
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 1
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
Lollichop
Level 1 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Stealth Steeler
Level 1
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Hat of Cards
Level 1
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Soldier's Stogie
Level 1 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Liquidator's Lid
Level 1 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Spread_Positive
#Attrib_HypeResetsOnJump
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine
Level 1
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Genuine
Level 1
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
Genuine Lacking Moral Fiber Mask
Level 1 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.
Battery Bandolier
Level 1
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Bolted Bushman
Level 1
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 1 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine
Level 1
Void Monk Hair
Level 1
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
Genuine
Level 1
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tin Pot
Level 1
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ninja Cowl
Level 1
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
Tin-1000
Level 1
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine
Level 1
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
U-clank-a
Level 1
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 1
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Business Casual
Level 1 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Front Runner
Level 1
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_FlaregunPelletsWithKnockback
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Robot Running Man
Level 1
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 1
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
Medic Mech-bag
Level 1
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 1 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pocket Purrer
Level 1 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Koala Compact
Level 1 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Idea Tube
Level 1 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine
Level 1
Fruit Shoot
Level 1
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Beggar's Bazooka
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_AutoFiresFullClip
#Attrib_CanOverload
#Attrib_Projectile_Spread_Angle_Negative
#Attrib_NoPrimaryAmmoFromDispensers
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Track Terrorizer
Level 1 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Cross-Comm Express
Level 1
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
War Pig
Level 1
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Whale Bone Charm
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
Medi-Mask
Level 1 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Triclops
Level 10
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick:
You won't be able to see at all!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Grenadier Helm
Level 1
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 1
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
Archimedes
Level 1
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Flamingo Kid
Level 10
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 1 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Doublecross-Comm
Level 1
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 1 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 1
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
#Attrib_CancelFallingDamage
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Atomic Accolade
Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
#Attrib_RageGainOnKill
#Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
#Attrib_SniperRageDisplayOnly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Bodyshot_Negative
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 1 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Soviet Gentleman
Level 1 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine
Level 1
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
Genuine Vigilant Pin
Level 1 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
Burning Bongos
Level 1 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Helmet Without a Home
Level 1
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
Genuine Quäckenbirdt
Level 1 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Level 10
Genuine That '70s Chapeau
Level 1
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
Genuine Hitt Mann Badge
Level 1 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
Genuine Cockfighter
Level 10
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker
with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap
Level 1
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Tuxxy
Level 1 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Combat Medic's Crusher Cap
Level 1
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Deadliest Duckling
Level 1 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
Genuine Chief Constable
Level 1
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
Genuine Heroic Companion Badge
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Siberian Sophisticate
Level 1 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Gift Wrap
Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.
Genuine Faerie Solitaire Pin
Level 1 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Last Straw
Level 1
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides a 2.5 second resistance bubble that blocks 75%
base damage and 100% crit damage of the selected type to the Medic and
Patient.
#Attrib_Medigun_Resists
#Attrib_Overheal_Fill_Rate_Reduced
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Antlers
Level 1
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
Antlers
Level 1
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_Cannonball_Push_Back
#Attrib_Grenade_Launcher_Mortar_Mode
#Attrib_Grenade_Not_Explode_On_Impact
#Attrib_Grenade_Damage_Reduction_On_World_Contact
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Smissmas Wreath
Level 1 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Grizzled Growth
Level 1 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
Genuine Prize Plushy
Level 1 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
Smissmas Wreath
Level 1 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
Rescue Ranger
Level 1 Shotgun
#Attrib_Building_Telporting_PickUp
#Attrib_ArrowHealsBuildings
#Attrib_MarkedForDeathOnBuildingPickup
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.
"Robin's Hood"
Level 89 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
Level
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 50 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
"Robin Walker's Service Medal"
Level 100 Medal
"The only Service Medal Mannly enough to be worn on the chest of Robin
Walker."
#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Level
Level
Valve Eyelander
Level 100 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Primeval Warrior
Level 20 Badge
A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle
even started.
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Primeval Warrior
Level 20 Badge
A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle
even started.
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 50 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Primeval Warrior
Level 20 Badge
A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle
even started.
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
Level
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 50 Glasses
Nothing
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 15 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Level
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Companion Cube Pin
Level 1 Badge
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Level
Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 50 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
"Robin Walker's Service Medal"
Level 100 Medal
"The only Service Medal Mannly enough to be worn on the chest of Robin
Walker."
#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Level
Level
Valve Eyelander
Level 100 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Primeval Warrior
Level 20 Badge
A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle
even started.
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Primeval Warrior
Level 20 Badge
A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle
even started.
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 50 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Primeval Warrior
Level 20 Badge
A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle
even started.
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
Level
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 50 Glasses
Nothing
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 15 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Level
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Companion Cube Pin
Level 1 Badge
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
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Summary
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 466 |
| Hats | 201 |
| Misc | 105 |
| Metal | 4 items worth 14 scrap |
| Total | 776 |
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