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Scout
(234 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(234 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(285 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(285 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(330 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(330 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(266 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(266 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(250 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(250 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(298 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(298 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(257 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(257 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(241 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(241 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(223 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(223 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Unknown Item 5893
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5892)
(1)
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Master Mind
Level 51
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to
oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you
glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that
capitalizes on both.
(1)
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
(1)
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level
Level
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Level
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level
Level
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Antique Halloween Goodie Cauldron
Level 1 Package
You can pry open the lid of this cauldron to see what strangeness lies
within... from your backpack... IF YOU DARE.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5718
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5772
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5718
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5826
Level 15
(1)
(1)
(3)
(1)
(1)
(1)
(1542290400)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 5718
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5718
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Unknown Item 5886
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Unknown Item 5900
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 31027
Level 15
(1)
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30903
Level 39
(1)
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30903
Level 52
(1)
(1)
Smissmas Wreath #53421
Level 21 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Unknown Item 30328
Level 46
(1)
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #56335
Level 87
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Unknown Item 30903
Level 54
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30087 #38092
Level 2
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 81 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
Unknown Item 30087 #44414
Level 81
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Virus Doctor
Level 51 Hat
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler,
or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you
look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver
and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
(1)
Unknown Item 30087
Level 90
(1)
Smissmas Wreath #53485
Level 29 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30087 #44142
Level 51
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30071
Level 78
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 33 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30903
Level 89
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 77
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 3
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 12 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #56060
Level 56
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Janissary Ketche #71883
Level 2 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30071
Level 20
(1)
Janissary Ketche
Level 12 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 56 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Janissary Ketche
Level 8 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Atomic Accolade #58589
Level 82 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30346 #33827
Level 30
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Surgeon's Side Satchel #61528
Level 2 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Waxy Wayfinder #63811
Level 87
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 71 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 54 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 90 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 16
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 14
(1)
Unknown Item 30114
Level 75
(1)
Unknown Item 30346 #33847
Level 71
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30071
Level 16
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Surgeon's Side Satchel #60791
Level 5 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30093
Level 16
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 10
(1)
Jingle Belt #60920
Level 78 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Jingle Belt
Level 28 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #56473
Level 91
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 76 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Smissmas Wreath #53462
Level 49 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30087
Level 25
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 68 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 22 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 51
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 51
(1)
Janissary Ketche
Level 16 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Big Elfin Deal #68366
Level 32 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Jingle Belt
Level 57 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Unknown Item 30162 #42075
Level 28
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Koala Compact #46021
Level 84 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30162
Level 25
(1)
Big Elfin Deal #67894
Level 1 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #55739
Level 40
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Jingle Belt #66243
Level 90 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Janissary Ketche #74425
Level 19 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30139 #38929
Level 38
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #56211
Level 69
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Elfin Deal
Level 31 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Unknown Item 30114
Level 95
(1)
Big Elfin Deal
Level 15 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 76
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 9 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Unknown Item 30087
Level 7
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 41
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Medic Mech-bag
Level 36
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Atomic Accolade #57999
Level 33 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31029
Level 91
(1)
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 27
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 50
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 67
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 66
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 46
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 23
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 8
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 47 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 11 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 90
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Unknown Item 30114
Level 24
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 40
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 91 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30114
Level 92
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 84
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 32 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 44
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 15
(1)
Unknown Item 30103 #43931
Level 39
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Idea Tube #60899
Level 69 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Surgeon's Side Satchel #61698
Level 38 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Idea Tube #60955
Level 4 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30114
Level 94
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 86
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 22
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 46 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
Atomic Accolade #59044
Level 24 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tin Pot
Level 72
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel #62759
Level 9 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #43165
Level 48
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Toss-Proof Towel #57747
Level 56 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Elfin Deal
Level 49 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Unknown Item 30103
Level 12
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel #62824
Level 81 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30180
Level 51
(1)
Unknown Item 1093 #35017
Level 44
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30071
Level 51
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fruit Shoot #67461
Level 88
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Elfin Deal
Level 98 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Unknown Item 30139
Level 5
(1)
Builder's Blueprints #69187
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1093
Level 62
(1)
Janissary Ketche #74085
Level 15 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Medic Mech-bag
Level 92
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 66
(1)
Janissary Ketche #74278
Level 82 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30103
Level 56
(1)
Unknown Item 30139
Level 86
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 58
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 36 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30087
Level 41
(1)
Unknown Item 30117
Level 96
(1)
Unknown Item 30139
Level 11
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 63
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 32
(1)
Unknown Item 30081 #43137
Level 54
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 2
(1)
Unknown Item 30114 #41486
Level 55
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Toss-Proof Towel #62786
Level 84 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30087
Level 74
(1)
Unknown Item 30114 #42514
Level 86
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 78 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Unknown Item 31029
Level 53
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30180
Level 53
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 57
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 30
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 93
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 97
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 21 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Elfin Deal #68489
Level 61 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30071
Level 9
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 64 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Captain's Cocktails #61630
Level 45
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #56603
Level 64
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #49847
Level 39
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30081
Level 25
(1)
Unknown Item 30139
Level 30
(1)
Unknown Item 30180
Level 26
(1)
Unknown Item 30180
Level 23
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder #63741
Level 30
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1093
Level 82
(1)
Unknown Item 30103
Level 82
(1)
Unknown Item 30117
Level 70
(1)
Idea Tube #60890
Level 62 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30071
Level 31
(1)
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 44
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 60
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 63
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30909
Level 39
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30087
Level 67
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 45
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 13 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Big Elfin Deal #68245
Level 44 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Jingle Belt
Level 77 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 21
(1)
Unknown Item 30087
Level 62
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel #62821
Level 28 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coffin Kit
Level 94 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 70
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 74
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Spooky Shoes
Level 69 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
Spooky Shoes
Level 7 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 93
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder #63886
Level 66
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Idea Tube #60921
Level 54 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Jingle Belt
Level 51 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 7
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spooky Shoes
Level 43 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 75
(1)
Big Elfin Deal
Level 2 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Conquistador
Level 47
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Koala Compact
Level 54 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 63 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 8
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Unknown Item 30139
Level 54
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 37
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 64
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 65
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 48
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 96
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Jingle Belt #67198
Level 43 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30117
Level 60
(1)
Unknown Item 30087 #39279
Level 98
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30318
Level 63
(1)
Unknown Item 30180 #43187
Level 87
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coffin Kit
Level 16 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Battery Bandolier
Level 81
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 36
(1)
Koala Compact #58255
Level 22 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30120 #37868
Level 48
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30081
Level 34
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 82
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 7
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 63
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Bolgan
Level 69
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Elfin Deal
Level 85 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Conquistador
Level 37
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 41 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 65 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 66 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 10
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Unknown Item 30117
Level 32
(1)
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 99
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Idea Tube #8251
Level 25 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1089 #27477
Level 50
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
Couvre Corner #69414
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30162 #30989
Level 60
(1)
Unknown Item 30087
Level 19
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 99
(1)
Unknown Item 30103
Level 31
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 13
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 18
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 32
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 73 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 98 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Helmet Without a Home
Level 19
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Atomic Accolade #53802
Level 17 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Conquistador
Level 59
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 60
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Bolgan
Level 38
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Elfin Deal #67181
Level 28 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel #62737
Level 7 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Conquistador
Level 15
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Idea Tube #60693
Level 43 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30081
Level 56
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Unknown Item 30120
Level 80
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 87
(1)
Unknown Item 30180
Level 48
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 8
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 67
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30903
Level 22
(1)
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30903
Level 56
(1)
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30903
Level 18
(1)
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30903
Level 92
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 1096 #38184
Level 27
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Conquistador
Level 94
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 98 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 23
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 82
(1)
Heavy's Hockey Hair #50289
Level 16 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Unknown Item 30903
Level 30
(1)
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30903
Level 4
(1)
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 85 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 69 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Atomic Accolade #53597
Level 67 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Jingle Belt
Level 79 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 16 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Unknown Item 30103 #43844
Level 56
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coffin Kit
Level 72 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 32 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 63
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30417 #36423
Level 23
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spooky Shoes
Level 80 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 82
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30320
Level 24
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Unknown Item 30903
Level 1
(1)
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 88 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Bolgan Family Crest
Level 12 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 83
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 58
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 41
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 40
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 70 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 81
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel #57131
Level 58 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
Stately Steel Toe #70113
Level 32 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stately Steel Toe
Level 74 Hat
(1)
Stately Steel Toe
Level 83 Hat
(1)
Stately Steel Toe #61773
Level 88 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stately Steel Toe
Level 53 Hat
(1)
Stately Steel Toe
Level 15 Hat
(1)
Stately Steel Toe
Level 11 Hat
(1)
Stately Steel Toe #71765
Level 89 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spectre's Spectacles #69467
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Surgeon's Side Satchel #61779
Level 65 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Medic Mech-bag
Level 22
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 41 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 51
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 6
(1)
Koala Compact
Level 64 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Unknown Item 30103
Level 16
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 41 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Vigilant Pin #54874
Level 35 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spooky Shoes
Level 26 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Couvre Corner #67881
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Janissary Ketche #69583
Level 98 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 7 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 42 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 14 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Smissmas Wreath #49575
Level 24 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1093
Level 97
(1)
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 97 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 2 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Conquistador
Level 75
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Bolgan
Level 96
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Merc Medal #64657
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Steel Songbird #49997
Level 52
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Steel Songbird #40594
Level 74
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Smissmas Wreath #53113
Level 28 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30418 #36380
Level 35
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Snapped Pupil
Level 87 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 26 Hat
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 69 Hat
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30187
Level 47
(1)
Unknown Item 30417 #35340
Level 47
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30070
Level 79
(1)
Big Elfin Deal
Level 34 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 42
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Doctor's Sack #73402
Level 64 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #78754
Level 22 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #71600
Level 3 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 69 Hat
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 53 Hat
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 91 Hat
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 67 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 19
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
Brainiac Goggles #70040
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dread Knot
Level 47 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30326
Level 56
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 85
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 14
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Little Buddy #69759
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 4
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 51
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 99 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 52 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dread Knot
Level 3 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 78 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 87 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 47 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 4 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 95 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 67 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Unknown Item 30114
Level 3
(1)
Unknown Item 30117
Level 10
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 83 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
Burning Bongos
Level 25 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 32 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
Heavy's Hockey Hair #52480
Level 88 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolgan
Level 100
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30313
Level 56
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 64 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern #55138
Level 30 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30313
Level 82
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30117 #44813
Level 38
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spectre's Spectacles #69379
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30162
Level 72
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 31
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30406
Level 27
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 68 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30117
Level 66
(1)
Unknown Item 30080
Level 92
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 66
(1)
Copper's Hard Top #70748
Level 58
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30180 #43040
Level 9
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30072
Level 37
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 29
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Unknown Item 30139
Level 4
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 62 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 12 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 78
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Unknown Item 30114 #43175
Level 35
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30327
Level 86
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 6 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
Unknown Item 30180
Level 42
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 5
(1)
Unknown Item 30080
Level 6
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 72
(1157349376)
(1)
Unknown Item 30417 #3478
Level 82
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 50
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 78 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1157349376)
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 23
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 60
(1)
Unknown Item 30406 #36378
Level 70
(1)
Unknown Item 31020
Level 81
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30139
Level 15
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30322
Level 92
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30322
Level 67
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30322
Level 23
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30322
Level 24
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30322
Level 94
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 5
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Builder's Blueprints #65822
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Helmet Without a Home #58703
Level 36
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30114
Level 21
(1)
Stately Steel Toe
Level 5 Hat
(1)
Big Elfin Deal
Level 13 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Fruit Shoot
Level 62
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 90 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 38
(1)
Unknown Item 1096
Level 8
(1)
Unknown Item 30125
Level 2
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 36 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Unknown Item 30103
Level 19
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 53
(1)
Gym Rat #63296
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 62 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 74
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 62 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 4
(1)
Unknown Item 1096 #38182
Level 77
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brainiac Goggles #70539
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Helmet Without a Home
Level 2
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 30
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker #60731
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30113
Level 17
(1)
Stocking Stuffer #63073
Level 75 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Koala Compact
Level 66 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Gym Rat #69110
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Moonman Backpack #73714
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Unknown Item 30322
Level 40
(1)
Unknown Item 30117 #43698
Level 80
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Battery Bandolier
Level 33
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Unknown Item 30180
Level 53
(1)
Unknown Item 30114
Level 40
(1)
Unknown Item 31020
Level 59
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 21
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 49 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30417 #34595
Level 46
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30087 #44672
Level 37
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Conquistador
Level 73
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 5
(1)
Unknown Item 30117
Level 42
(1)
Unknown Item 31020
Level 24
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 31020
Level 82
(1)
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 61 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 63
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 64
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 71
(1)
Fruit Shoot #69528
Level 93
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ol' Geezer
Level 17 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 42 Hat
(1)
Stocking Stuffer
Level 64 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Unknown Item 30313
Level 92
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 29
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 7 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 62
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stocking Stuffer
Level 44 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Jingle Belt #66800
Level 43 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 29
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30125
Level 96
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 4 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Conquistador
Level 22
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Unknown Item 30406
Level 86
(1)
Unknown Item 30087
Level 3
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 48
(1)
Unknown Item 31020
Level 17
(1)
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 23 Hat
(1)
Idea Tube
Level 86 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 72
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 42
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 8
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
Conquistador
Level 17
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 48
(1)
Spooky Shoes
Level 86 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 69
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 75 Hat
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 36
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 48
(1)
Copper's Hard Top
Level 72
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 64 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 70
(1)
Big Elfin Deal
Level 35 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Doctor's Sack #47356
Level 29 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bootie Time #51815
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 53
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 1
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Unknown Item 30080 #43669
Level 68
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 86 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 60
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 36
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 97
(1)
Private Eye
Level 54 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 82
(1)
Janissary Ketche
Level 38 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 19
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 49 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Unknown Item 30117
Level 8
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 52 Hat
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 95
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 64
(1)
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 73
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 84
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 69 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 39
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 53
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 19
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Stocking Stuffer #66794
Level 56 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Janissary Ketche #72284
Level 12 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 99 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30106
Level 47
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 48 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Moonman Backpack #74417
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Birdcage #68969
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30120
Level 67
(1)
Unknown Item 31020
Level 95
(1)
(1)
Bolgan
Level 91
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Birdcage #69481
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Birdcage #69482
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Birdcage #69483
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30318
Level 65
(1)
Unknown Item 30125 #44412
Level 81
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30316
Level 93
(1)
Unknown Item 30106
Level 62
(1)
Unknown Item 30093 #45085
Level 40
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fruit Shoot
Level 99
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 90
(1)
Burning Bongos
Level 28 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 64
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Little Buddy #27927
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30162
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 31020
Level 36
(1)
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Unknown Item 30162 #31875
Level 27
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ol' Geezer #73278
Level 80 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Unknown Item 30113 #44874
Level 52
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30120 #44696
Level 52
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Medic Mech-bag
Level 45
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 31
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Clan Pride #68709
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wingstick #9070
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 96
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Unknown Item 30125 #35417
Level 41
(1)
Wingstick #69925
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Toss-Proof Towel #62735
Level 72 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30316
Level 24
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wingstick #70648
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Private Eye
Level 3 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30106
Level 42
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers #48922
Level 94
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stocking Stuffer #66813
Level 90 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Large Luchadore #70764
Level 32 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teufort Tooth Kicker #60934
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 72 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel #61961
Level 60 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30103
Level 3
(1)
Unknown Item 30125 #44982
Level 29
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30307
Level 8
(1)
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 48 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 25
(1)
Copper's Hard Top
Level 14
(1)
Geisha Boy
Level 87 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Ol' Geezer
Level 50 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Unknown Item 30106
Level 62
(1)
Stocking Stuffer
Level 40 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 15
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 32
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coupe D'isaster
Level 73 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
L'Inspecteur #70421
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30106 #44402
Level 88
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1093 #38458
Level 11
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #56709
Level 27
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30106
Level 57
(1)
Janissary Ketche
Level 59 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 87
(1)
Unknown Item 30120
Level 20
(1)
Unknown Item 30120 #41917
Level 32
(1)
Unknown Item 31020
Level 55
(1)
(1)
Idea Tube
Level 14 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 16
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 97 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Ol' Geezer
Level 78 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #56031
Level 39
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Birdcage #69226
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
U-clank-a
Level 57
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Unknown Item 30125
Level 98
(1)
Unknown Item 30180
Level 94
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 88
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 14
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 83 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 45
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 15
(1)
Burning Bongos
Level 97 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 63
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 45
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 31
(1)
Burning Bongos
Level 58 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 8 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Geisha Boy
Level 23 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Geisha Boy
Level 44 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Geisha Boy
Level 89 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dread Knot
Level 65 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dread Knot
Level 59 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 44 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 46 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Private Eye
Level 70 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 15 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
Janissary Ketche
Level 42 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Janissary Ketche
Level 39 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Janissary Ketche
Level 50 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Janissary Ketche
Level 57 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #78418
Level 77 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #77789
Level 57 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Janissary Ketche #40217
Level 77 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Private Eye
Level 97 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Private Eye
Level 77 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Private Eye
Level 6 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 22 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Private Eye
Level 52 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Private Eye
Level 97 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 29 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Private Eye
Level 87 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel #61128
Level 52 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Medic Mech-bag
Level 12
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 82 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
L'Inspecteur #67301
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Geisha Boy
Level 15 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 82
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30114
Level 27
(1)
Jingle Belt #66753
Level 43 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30091 #40371
Level 46
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doctor's Sack
Level 65 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
Bot Dogger
Level 45 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 10 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 36 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 82 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
Dead Cone
Level 90 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Unknown Item 30399 #15347
Level 3
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30093 #45124
Level 22
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 54
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 71
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Big Elfin Deal #62378
Level 23 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Fruit Shoot #68272
Level 90
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30114
Level 21
(1)
Unknown Item 30120
Level 83
(1)
Doctor's Sack
Level 85 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 87
(1)
Unknown Item 30406
Level 99
(1)
Unknown Item 30417
Level 54
(1)
Stocking Stuffer
Level 76 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 95
(1)
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 60
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 59
(1)
Unknown Item 30187
Level 56
(1)
Janissary Ketche
Level 12 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30417
Level 79
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 8 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 17 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30107
Level 13
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 28 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #53251
Level 49 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30103
Level 4
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Ol' Geezer
Level 77 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 93 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 37 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Unknown Item 30080
Level 35
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 89
(1)
Unknown Item 30181 #39593
Level 37
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Madame Dixie
Level 4 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30180
Level 69
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 38
(1)
Unknown Item 30418
Level 60
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Unknown Item 30120
Level 2
(1)
Janissary Ketche
Level 76 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Private Eye
Level 54 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #60626
Level 37 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30318
Level 49
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30318
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 77
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30318
Level 52
(1)
Private Eye
Level 4 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30418
Level 47
(1)
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
Idea Tube #55116
Level 68 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Unknown Item 30406 #36560
Level 92
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stately Steel Toe #54468
Level 26 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30103
Level 34
(1)
Fruit Shoot
Level 42
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Unknown Item 1096 #38232
Level 84
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30117
Level 63
(1)
Unknown Item 30406
Level 18
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 93
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 17
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1096
Level 51
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 53
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 47 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
L'Inspecteur #67406
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 94 Hat
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30903
Level 16
(1)
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Large Luchadore
Level 80 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Copper's Hard Top #71135
Level 3
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
L'Inspecteur #69475
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30307
Level 42
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 3
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 83 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 61 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30418
Level 52
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 42 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Private Eye
Level 4 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 84
(1)
Koala Compact
Level 81 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 36
(1)
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 74 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 90
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 80
(1)
Copper's Hard Top
Level 66
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 75
(1)
Gym Rat #68832
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Captain's Cocktails
Level 34
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Unknown Item 30117 #40165
Level 15
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Robot Running Man
Level 94
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Unknown Item 30180 #43149
Level 77
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #58239
Level 97 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 70 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
Private Eye
Level 86 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 64
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Idea Tube #60914
Level 61 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 91 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Unknown Item 30093 #43293
Level 2
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30417 #1192
Level 16
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 42
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 80 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fruit Shoot #59173
Level 70
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30417
Level 64
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 98
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Birdcage #69512
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 8 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 92
(1)
Ol' Geezer #73671
Level 32 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30120 #44443
Level 74
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30417
Level 67
(1)
Atomic Accolade #57668
Level 20 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Atomic Accolade #57555
Level 3 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30326
Level 63
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dread Knot
Level 85 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30069
Level 99
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 15
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gym Rat #57186
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dread Knot
Level 56 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Robot Running Man
Level 57
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Unknown Item 31020
Level 82
(1)
(1)
Private Eye
Level 30 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bombing Run
Level 64 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30318
Level 43
(1)
Unknown Item 30417 #34780
Level 77
(1)
Unknown Item 30417
Level 55
(1)
Unknown Item 30417 #33098
Level 81
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30417
Level 39
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 43 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Unknown Item 30417
Level 88
(1)
Private Eye
Level 17 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 77 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
Unknown Item 30106 #44434
Level 85
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hitt Mann Badge #54888
Level 57 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Toss-Proof Towel #62915
Level 77 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hard Counter
Level 82 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30406
Level 48
(1)
Unknown Item 30313
Level 68
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doctor's Sack #73989
Level 33 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30103 #43056
Level 81
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30117
Level 9
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 88 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 19
(1)
Strange Professor's Peculiarity
Level 23
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
Strange Professor's Peculiarity
Level 20
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Idea Tube #61156
Level 46 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30081 #44606
Level 94
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30070
Level 28
(1)
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30120
Level 92
(1)
Unknown Item 30117
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30117 #44265
Level 13
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30307
Level 1
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30346 #34073
Level 67
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30080
Level 51
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters #68856
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30081
Level 96
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 46 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Fruit Shoot #68681
Level 73
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
U-clank-a
Level 78
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Vigilant Pin #56277
Level 45 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30087
Level 2
(1)
Swagman's Swatter #63996
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Little Buddy #69141
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31031
Level 58
(1)
(1)
Burning Bongos #57078
Level 73 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocodile Smile #65404
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Madame Dixie
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Swagman's Swatter #65595
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
Swagman's Swatter #69891
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #49904
Level 70
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 76 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30326
Level 65
(1)
Unknown Item 30125
Level 61
(1)
Unknown Item 30125
Level 77
(1)
Unknown Item 30125
Level 73
(1)
"Pyro's Little Friend <3"
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
()
(1)
Unknown Item 30406
Level 94
(1)
Unknown Item 30080
Level 9
(1)
Fruit Shoot #15428
Level 84
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker #60634
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stately Steel Toe
Level 63 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 1093 #37067
Level 9
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1089 #35350
Level 30
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spooky Shoes
Level 27 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 78
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 26
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30417
Level 44
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 94 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 39
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Unknown Item 30106
Level 60
(1)
Copper's Hard Top
Level 26
(1)
Unknown Item 30090
Level 73
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 25 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Dead Cone #73056
Level 69 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Janissary Ketche #72771
Level 24 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30417
Level 43
(1)
Dead Cone
Level 28 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 16
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 12
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 55
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Unknown Item 30180 #43335
Level 46
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Idea Tube #60494
Level 47 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30181 #41844
Level 89
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30087 #42061
Level 56
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30107 #44541
Level 17
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
L'Inspecteur #70412
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30081 #44345
Level 38
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Large Luchadore
Level 57 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30106
Level 89
(1)
Large Luchadore
Level 93 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Unknown Item 30090 #44895
Level 39
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30120 #44770
Level 69
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30418 #36487
Level 58
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Unknown Item 1040 #35100
Level 61
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 28
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 26 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
Doctor's Sack
Level 48 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
Swagman's Swatter #68616
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30313
Level 51
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Private Eye
Level 93 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30162 #42425
Level 5
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Captain's Cocktails #56138
Level 46
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hard Counter
Level 53 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30399 #36640
Level 58
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dead Cone #74198
Level 32 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30090
Level 53
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Big Elfin Deal
Level 68 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 68
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 69 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 67
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 38 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 38
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 87
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 90
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30117
Level 13
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 39
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 75
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 82
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 33
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 23
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 17
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Bootie Time #68426
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dead Cone #69836
Level 68 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Copper's Hard Top #70630
Level 33
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Elfin Deal
Level 31 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 25
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30418
Level 72
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 64
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Unknown Item 30114
Level 46
(1)
Unknown Item 30101 #45075
Level 25
(1)
Dead Cone #73657
Level 35 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 95
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 70 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Hitt Mann Badge
Level 61 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
(1)
Hitt Mann Badge #54882
Level 91 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 34
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30175
Level 12
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 91 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30106
Level 72
(1)
Koala Compact
Level 98 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Stocking Stuffer
Level 56 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 12
(1)
Unknown Item 30418
Level 53
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 16
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30187
Level 52
(1)
Large Luchadore
Level 83 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Hard Counter
Level 54 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 5 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 80
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Geisha Boy
Level 100 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Koala Compact
Level 99 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Unknown Item 30313
Level 25
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 74 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Unknown Item 30418
Level 78
(1)
Unknown Item 30125
Level 50
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 66 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 67 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
Stately Steel Toe
Level 1 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30403
Level 10
(1)
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 42 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 68
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30320
Level 37
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30069
Level 77
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 36
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 88
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 41
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bot Dogger
Level 97 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Bot Dogger
Level 96 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 93
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 34 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 15 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 85
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 93
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 81
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 32
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 47 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 51 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
(1)
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 28 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
(1)
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 11 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 93
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 54
(1)
Unknown Item 30106
Level 28
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 4
(1)
Ol' Geezer #73547
Level 50 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30070
Level 2
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Dead Cone
Level 63 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 13 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 43
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 84 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 24 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
Hard Counter
Level 82 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
Big Elfin Deal
Level 60 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 84
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
Large Luchadore
Level 29 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 61
(1)
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 72 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 23 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 74
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 63
(1)
Unknown Item 30180 #18060
Level 84
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 34
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 11
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 25 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 73
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stocking Stuffer
Level 13 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 93 Hat
(1)
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 94
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Western Wear #72597
Level 84 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 27 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 67 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
(1)
Dr. Whoa #68798
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brainiac Goggles #47114
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Unknown Item 30125
Level 96
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 88
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 69
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 43
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Unknown Item 30087 #44754
Level 15
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teufort Tooth Kicker #20047
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Brainiac Goggles #51874
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 33 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
Nanobalaclava #51290
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Ol' Geezer
Level 29 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 86
(1)
Unknown Item 30175
Level 77
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 16
(1)
Unknown Item 30313
Level 78
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 33
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 18
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 43 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Unknown Item 30403 #32260
Level 28
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30090
Level 1
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30135
Level 58
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 3
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30093 #44444
Level 46
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Western Wear
Level 89 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Unknown Item 30180 #43354
Level 53
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Unknown Item 30103 #39109
Level 13
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stocking Stuffer
Level 62 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 31035
Level 92
(1)
(1)
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 5 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bot Dogger
Level 26 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #60242
Level 37
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Battery Bandolier
Level 34
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Unknown Item 30125
Level 32
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Medic Mech-bag
Level 64
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 13
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 84
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Unknown Item 30162 #43496
Level 83
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Itsy Bitsy Spyer #62540
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #56402
Level 80
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30307
Level 84
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30307
Level 60
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30101 #42773
Level 92
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30321
Level 42
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30406
Level 52
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 43 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
"Sir im a cop"
Level 15
"Sir, Sir imma have to arrest you"
()
()
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 57 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
Unknown Item 30180
Level 34
(1)
Large Luchadore #70160
Level 93 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Idea Tube #61191
Level 25 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Captain's Cocktails #60469
Level 2
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Helmet Without a Home
Level 20
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Bot Dogger
Level 4 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30107 #40138
Level 95
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Geisha Boy
Level 38 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Unknown Item 30096 #44531
Level 73
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Burning Bongos
Level 12 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Private Eye
Level 89 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 55
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 5
(1)
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 40 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 79 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 16 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Geisha Boy
Level 61 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Spooky Shoes
Level 68 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 46
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Little Buddy #68025
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Nanobalaclava #71129
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Battery Bandolier
Level 76
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 69 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 53 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 3 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 98 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 33 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote #58252
Level 46 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 23 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 19 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote #44759
Level 59 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 68 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 84 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 50
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 97
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 30
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 24 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 69 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 28 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 82
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 66
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 14
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 94
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 5
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Fruit Shoot
Level 41
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 82 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 65
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 40 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 85
(1)
Unknown Item 30093 #45121
Level 90
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30406
Level 30
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 48
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 4
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 4 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Unknown Item 30313
Level 35
(1)
Merc Medal #61283
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bootie Time #68199
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolgan Family Crest
Level 61 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Smissmas Wreath #53656
Level 5 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Robot Running Man
Level 4
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience #69817
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Unknown Item 30117
Level 61
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 76
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 31
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 8
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 11
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 68
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Spooky Shoes
Level 54 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 35
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 87
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 97 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder #63885
Level 55
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Fruit Shoot
Level 64
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Idea Tube #61216
Level 76 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heavy's Hockey Hair #52620
Level 65 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30118 #44827
Level 32
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Robot Running Man
Level 34
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Unknown Item 30114
Level 50
(1)
Nanobalaclava #67986
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1093
Level 89
(1)
Bolgan
Level 22
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 72 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Elfin Deal
Level 37 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 70 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Ornament Armament #68098
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 89
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Unknown Item 30180
Level 50
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 31020
Level 93
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 37
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 34
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 13
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 44 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 6
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 47
(1)
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30185
Level 78
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina #61592
Level 35 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Helmet Without a Home #61996
Level 87
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Private Eye
Level 26 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Company Man #69705
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ol' Geezer
Level 22 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
Crocleather Slouch
Level 55
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
Unknown Item 1187
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 31031
Level 81
(1)
(1)
Fruit Shoot
Level 12
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Burning Bongos
Level 60 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Unknown Item 30567
Level 56
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 46 Hat
(1)
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 70
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Unknown Item 30406
Level 88
(1)
Ol' Geezer
Level 55 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 49
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 77
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
Unknown Item 30125
Level 23
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers #52091
Level 12
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30121 #39944
Level 24
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1187
Level 50
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 84 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Unknown Item 30096 #44575
Level 36
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Soldier's Slope Scopers #46584
Level 16
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tin Pot
Level 19
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Unknown Item 30418
Level 17
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 34
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 95
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30135
Level 61
(1)
Unknown Item 30107 #44501
Level 45
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 21
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Unknown Item 1096
Level 69
(1)
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30106
Level 16
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 52
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 23 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
Unknown Item 31031
Level 42
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 99
(1)
Hermes #70010
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 60
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Unknown Item 30417
Level 88
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 22 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31031
Level 84
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 85
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30069
Level 95
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 89
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 41
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 27 Hat
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Geisha Boy
Level 63 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Unknown Item 30406
Level 43
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 22 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
Unknown Item 30406
Level 2
(1)
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 22
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Dead Cone
Level 25 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Geisha Boy
Level 84 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 7 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Geisha Boy
Level 11 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Stately Steel Toe #66957
Level 64 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 13 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 88 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 25 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Unknown Item 30187
Level 14
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30120
Level 39
(1)
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
Geisha Boy
Level 14 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Copper's Hard Top
Level 36
(1)
Unknown Item 1187
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Ol' Geezer #73803
Level 7 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
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Unknown Item 30106
Level 69
(1)
Unknown Item 30406
Level 96
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 82
(1)
Bolgan
Level 95
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
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German Gonzila
Level 45 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30175
Level 72
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 53
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 2 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Private Eye
Level 7 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 63 Hat
(1)
Ol' Geezer #73012
Level 24 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
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Unknown Item 30318
Level 50
(1)
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Unknown Item 30313
Level 56
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30399 #33021
Level 86
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker #55088
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 29
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Unknown Item 30106
Level 43
(1)
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
Idea Tube #59634
Level 42 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
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Unknown Item 30175
Level 15
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel #46690
Level 99 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
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Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 83 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30117 #30295
Level 36
(1)
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Itsy Bitsy Spyer #56660
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
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Spooky Shoes
Level 50 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
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Pocket Purrer #50627
Level 20 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
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Teufort Tooth Kicker #53287
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
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Rump-o'-Lantern #52173
Level 64 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
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Unknown Item 30181 #39928
Level 87
(1)
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Spooky Shoes
Level 56 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
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Teddy Roosebelt
Level 11 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
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Unknown Item 30175
Level 41
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #78494
Level 54 Hat
(1)
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 90 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 38
(1)
Koala Compact
Level 98 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Unknown Item 30181 #43114
Level 43
(1)
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Bolted Bushman
Level 71
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 82 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
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Tin Pot
Level 99
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 23
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Smissmas Wreath #47719
Level 16 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
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Unknown Item 30117
Level 26
(1)
Unknown Item 31031
Level 67
(1)
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 25
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 97
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Stocking Stuffer #66923
Level 4 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
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Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1187
Level 50
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer #68421
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
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Unknown Item 30175
Level 5
(1)
Doctor's Sack
Level 36 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 42
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Crocleather Slouch
Level 74
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 39 Hat
(1)
Heavy's Hockey Hair #49814
Level 18 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
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Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 69 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
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Unknown Item 30182
Level 73
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 62 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Unknown Item 30175
Level 86
(1)
Conquistador
Level 71
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 7
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 4
(1)
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Unknown Item 30114 #44455
Level 53
(1)
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Doctor's Sack #73656
Level 94 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
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Copper's Hard Top #70976
Level 34
(1)
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Unknown Item 30326
Level 6
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1093 #38153
Level 11
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31031
Level 18
(1)
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #60360
Level 40
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 84
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
Unknown Item 30588
Level 76
(1)
(1)
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 69 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 64 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 76
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 99
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 68 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 98
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 50
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 20 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
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Unknown Item 30113
Level 99
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 21
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Unknown Item 30121
Level 92
(1)
Unknown Item 30588
Level 27
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 66
(1)
Doctor's Sack
Level 44 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 43
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 67
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 11
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 92 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30187
Level 28
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 12
(1)
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Unknown Item 30187 #42835
Level 56
(1)
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Unknown Item 30320
Level 33
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 61 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
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Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1187
Level 50
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 36 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
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Geisha Boy
Level 98 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Birdcage #69534
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
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Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #60794
Level 65
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
(1)
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Koala Compact
Level 56 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Unknown Item 30819
Level 4
(1)
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 7
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Tam O' Shanter #72098
Level 38 Hat
(1)
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Builder's Blueprints #67245
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
Copper's Hard Top
Level 81
(1)
Unknown Item 30118 #28680
Level 6
(1)
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Unknown Item 30070
Level 47
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30313
Level 82
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30071
Level 69
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocodile Smile #69880
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
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Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
(1)
Unknown Item 1187
Level 50
(1)
Geisha Boy
Level 91 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Idea Tube #57041
Level 19 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 89
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Unknown Item 30180
Level 85
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 71
(1)
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Strange Unknown Item 30112
Level 61
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 7 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Elfin Deal #68712
Level 97 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30118
Level 11
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Geisha Boy
Level 64 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
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Ol' Geezer #71644
Level 36 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
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Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 33
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Unknown Item 30101
Level 72
(1)
Fruit Shoot
Level 26
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 66 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Company Man #70056
Level 10 Hat
(1)
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Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Unknown Item 1187
Level 50
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 54
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Unknown Item 1187
Level 50
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 1 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Unknown Item 31031
Level 73
(1)
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 14 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
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Crocleather Slouch #74382
Level 99
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
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Vigilant Pin #56368
Level 95 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
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Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 35 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
(1)
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Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 44 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30058 #45676
Level 67
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tam O' Shanter #65794
Level 23 Hat
(1)
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Unknown Item 30114
Level 42
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 33 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 31031
Level 80
(1)
(1)
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 15 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30136 #44137
Level 40
(1)
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Unknown Item 30069
Level 39
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 24
(1)
Unknown Item 30313
Level 5
(1)
Unknown Item 30175
Level 32
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 54
(1)
Unknown Item 30182
Level 22
(1)
Unknown Item 1187
Level 50
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 82 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
Flipped Trilby
Level 14 Hat
(1)
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 78 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Unknown Item 1096
Level 3
(1)
Unknown Item 30096 #42525
Level 80
(1)
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Unknown Item 30409
Level 75
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 7 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 1187
Level 50
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 41 Hat
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30313
Level 88
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 1
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Copper's Hard Top
Level 3
(1)
Ornament Armament #68443
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
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Unknown Item 1096 #37188
Level 55
(1)
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Unknown Item 30399
Level 83
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 75 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
L'Inspecteur #70347
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
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Unknown Item 30403
Level 74
(1)
Jumper's Jeepcap #64238
Level 88 Hat
(1)
Ol' Geezer
Level 64 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 89 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 15
(1)
Fruit Shoot
Level 13
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30403
Level 55
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #71236
Level 96 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Builder's Blueprints #69440
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stealth Steeler
Level 80
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Frenchman's Beret
Level 38 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 91 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bot Dogger
Level 39 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30567 #30783
Level 52
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30069
Level 85
(1)
Crocleather Slouch
Level 95
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
Unknown Item 30346 #31958
Level 66
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolted Bushman
Level 18
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Idea Tube #55422
Level 73 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bombing Run
Level 39 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Doctor's Sack
Level 72 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 60 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
Unknown Item 30403
Level 15
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 94 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Unknown Item 30121
Level 6
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 57
(1)
Western Wear
Level 68 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Unknown Item 1096
Level 60
(1)
Unknown Item 30182
Level 51
(1)
Unknown Item 30114
Level 27
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 28
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 1
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Unknown Item 30313
Level 80
(1)
Dead Cone
Level 35 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 90
(1)
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 69 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
Unknown Item 30135
Level 38
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 39 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Unknown Item 30406
Level 16
(1)
Madame Dixie
Level 44 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30087
Level 85
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 86
(1)
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 32
(1)
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 96
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 29 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30106
Level 92
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30125 #45120
Level 96
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Captain's Cocktails #61850
Level 91
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Dead Cone #73777
Level 70 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30182
Level 38
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 11
(1)
Unknown Item 30113 #44752
Level 36
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30058 #2445
Level 22
(1)
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 82
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 35
(1)
Unknown Item 30416
Level 81
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 44
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30316
Level 26
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 93
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 68
(1)
Unknown Item 30125 #45118
Level 82
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30406
Level 71
(1)
Spooky Shoes
Level 57 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
Brainiac Goggles #50733
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
Unknown Item 30125 #44974
Level 77
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Professional's Panama
Level 9 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 34
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 71
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 63
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Unknown Item 30399
Level 96
(1)
Unknown Item 30107 #44542
Level 64
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
Stahlhelm #70029
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30417
Level 46
(1)
Unknown Item 30417
Level 44
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30087
Level 60
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 44
(1)
Brainiac Goggles #62075
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
(1)
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mark of the Saint #64980
Level 20 Badge
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30316
Level 88
(1)
Unknown Item 30121 #43542
Level 99
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30101
Level 40
(1)
Unknown Item 30175
Level 33
(1)
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 32 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 71 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
(1)
Unknown Item 30406
Level 71
(1)
Professor's Pineapple #60361
Level 46 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Captain's Cocktails
Level 82
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Dr. Whoa #58935
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Medic Mech-bag
Level 22
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles #69518
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coffin Kit
Level 44 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 83 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 4
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Crocleather Slouch
Level 33
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 99
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 28 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 39 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
Koala Compact
Level 34 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
(1)
Conquistador
Level 21
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Ol' Geezer
Level 62 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Unknown Item 30418
Level 34
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 22 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 34
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 27
(1)
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Burning Bongos
Level 7 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Handyman's Handle
Level 51 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
Unknown Item 30418
Level 67
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 41 Hat
(1)
Geisha Boy
Level 84 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 59 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Stately Steel Toe #72166
Level 85 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30747
Level 29
(1)
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 82 Hat
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Unknown Item 30418
Level 17
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 88 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 82 Hat
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 7 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 63 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Idea Tube
Level 42 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30125
Level 4
(1)
Unknown Item 30182
Level 89
(1)
Unknown Item 30406
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30180
Level 46
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 50 Hat
(1)
Conquistador
Level 72
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 83
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Tam O' Shanter
Level 56 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30136
Level 57
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 12
(1)
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 22
(1)
Unknown Item 30406 #36710
Level 1
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1096 #38353
Level 84
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30416 #36576
Level 99
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Carouser's Capotain
Level 71 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #66745
Level 52 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 70
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30182
Level 41
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 60
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Sober Stuntman
Level 49 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30409
Level 74
(1)
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #56803
Level 15
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Faerie Solitaire Pin #51616
Level 65 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 79
(1)
Unknown Item 1093 #37098
Level 1
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Copper's Hard Top
Level 16
(1)
Unknown Item 30090
Level 33
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 22 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Virtual Reality Headset #69316
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
(1)
Unknown Item 1073
Level 20
(1)
(1)
(1)
Planeswalker Goggles #72517
Level 14 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Planeswalker Goggles #72468
Level 79 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Idea Tube
Level 30 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 55
(1)
Unknown Item 30417
Level 87
(1)
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 57 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel #62764
Level 10 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coupe D'isaster
Level 89 Hat
(1)
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Unknown Item 30101
Level 31
(1)
Unknown Item 30116
Level 55
(1)
Unknown Item 30399
Level 49
(1)
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #38043
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1073
Level 20
(1)
(1)
(1)
Bubble Pipe #74213
Level 14
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 85 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Unknown Item 1187
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30314
Level 15
(1)
Security Shades #66707
Level 68 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocleather Slouch
Level 3
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
Unknown Item 1187
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 86
(1)
Unknown Item 30313
Level 54
(1)
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 30903
Level 90
(1)
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 22 Hat
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 47 Hat
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 79 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
Unknown Item 30399
Level 46
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 43 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 41
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Janissary Ketche
Level 24 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Copper's Hard Top
Level 89
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 21 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Carouser's Capotain
Level 82 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Unknown Item 30418
Level 44
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 78 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Unknown Item 30173
Level 25
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 60
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 25
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 51
(1)
Unknown Item 30313
Level 62
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 12 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 51
(1)
Unknown Item 30182
Level 10
(1)
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 18 Hat
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 36 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30135
Level 62
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Big Chief
Level 65 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30121
Level 55
(1)
Unknown Item 30107
Level 23
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 6 Hat
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 31 Hat
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Unknown Item 30080
Level 79
(1)
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 79 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
Dead Cone
Level 65 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Western Wear
Level 66 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Ol' Geezer
Level 52 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Bonedolier
Level 44 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
Unknown Item 30399
Level 27
(1)
Deadliest Duckling #57481
Level 54 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30314
Level 6
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30346
Level 84
(1)
Unknown Item 1090 #35420
Level 35
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
(1)
Carouser's Capotain
Level 49 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
(1)
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 79 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
Unknown Item 30167
Level 63
(1)
Unknown Item 30187 #42817
Level 93
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 26
(1)
Unknown Item 30567 #29348
Level 43
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bubble Pipe #63263
Level 4
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30136
Level 48
(1)
Unknown Item 30107 #44605
Level 84
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30113
Level 2
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1187
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30167 #43705
Level 76
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 25 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 20 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 26 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 73
(1)
Crocleather Slouch
Level 60
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Unknown Item 30136
Level 6
(1)
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30116
Level 11
(1)
Copper's Hard Top
Level 46
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 81 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30406
Level 25
(1)
Unknown Item 30332
Level 67
(1)
Doctor's Sack
Level 92 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
Unknown Item 30120
Level 65
(1)
Unknown Item 30167
Level 15
(1)
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
(1)
Unknown Item 30173
Level 14
(1)
Unknown Item 30101
Level 88
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 88
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Big Elfin Deal #67483
Level 19 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Frenchman's Beret
Level 94 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)
Unknown Item 30096
Level 77
(1)
Frenchman's Beret
Level 50 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)
Unknown Item 30167 #42033
Level 79
(1)
Unknown Item 30118
Level 60
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 18
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 58 Hat
(1)
Larrikin Robin
Level 98 Hat
(1)
Crocleather Slouch #73679
Level 34
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1090 #33814
Level 19
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 91
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Bubble Pipe #74238
Level 30
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 44 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 30 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 83 Hat
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Crocleather Slouch #74151
Level 53
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dead Cone
Level 54 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 31 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Ol' Geezer
Level 30 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 80
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Unknown Item 30093 #45172
Level 85
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 86 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 69 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 22 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teufort Tooth Kicker #61073
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30118 #32528
Level 38
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stout Shako
Level 83 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
(1)
Unknown Item 30090 #44830
Level 3
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Unknown Item 30133
Level 76
(1)
Stout Shako
Level 77 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
(1)
Unknown Item 30120 #44864
Level 92
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30307
Level 19
(1)
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 12 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
Brain Bucket
Level 75 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
Unknown Item 30106
Level 74
(1)
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 34 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 22 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 2 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
(1)
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 3 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
(1)
Stealth Steeler
Level 94
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 44 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Brain Bucket
Level 62 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
Crocleather Slouch #73870
Level 90
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Madame Dixie
Level 76 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30399
Level 82
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 36
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Unknown Item 30747
Level 77
(1)
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Stately Steel Toe
Level 79 Hat
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 71 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Unknown Item 30417 #25762
Level 81
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1187
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30117
Level 70
(1)
Moonman Backpack #68453
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
Fruit Shoot #65392
Level 75
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Deadliest Duckling #56902
Level 87 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Burning Bongos
Level 45 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 76
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 12 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30315
Level 85
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30747
Level 55
(1)
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 33 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30567
Level 79
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 9 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Unknown Item 30175
Level 20
(1)
Ol' Geezer
Level 28 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
Unknown Item 30849
Level 93
(1)
(1)
Bot Dogger
Level 93 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Blind Justice #50458
Level 9 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
(1)
Unknown Item 30120 #44651
Level 22
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coupe D'isaster
Level 81 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 82 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30120 #44866
Level 57
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hot Dogger #50969
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 31010
Level 62
(1)
(1)
Handyman's Handle
Level 33 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
Bubble Pipe
Level 63
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30136
Level 85
(1)
Private Eye
Level 3 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 86 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 79 Hat
(1)
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 57 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
Ol' Geezer
Level 74 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
Unknown Item 30399
Level 93
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30117
Level 75
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 57
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 8 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 49
(1)
Unknown Item 30117
Level 8
(1)
Dead Cone
Level 58 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Unknown Item 30125
Level 75
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 55 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Genuine Camera Beard
Level 26 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
(1)
Unknown Item 30346 #32079
Level 10
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30125
Level 70
(1)
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 8 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
(1)
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Stately Steel Toe
Level 58 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30113
Level 8
(1)
Sober Stuntman
Level 9 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
Unknown Item 30313
Level 54
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Itsy Bitsy Spyer #67496
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30135
Level 99
(1)
Hitt Mann Badge #54570
Level 21 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30101 #34814
Level 45
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doctor's Sack #67126
Level 41 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Itsy Bitsy Spyer #62225
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30175 #39061
Level 89
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 71 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stout Shako
Level 79 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ol' Geezer #73414
Level 82 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 30
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
Whoopee Cap
Level 35 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
Bonedolier
Level 81 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
Brain Bucket
Level 60 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
Unknown Item 31019
Level 86
(1)
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 58
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
(1)
Unknown Item 30106 #43973
Level 7
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30346 #33610
Level 20
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Conquistador
Level 86
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30629
Level 32
(1)
(1)
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 28 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 20
(1)
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Unknown Item 30348 #7851
Level 31
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30348 #7938
Level 8
(1)
Defiant Spartan
Level 16
(1)
Unknown Item 30115
Level 26
(1)
"Demo- SWAggies hat EVER!"
Level 19
()
(1)
Big Elfin Deal #41519
Level 28 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
Unknown Item 30115 #17876
Level 3
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30418 #34561
Level 45
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Brain Bucket #73583
Level 68 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bonedolier
Level 64 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
Unknown Item 30167
Level 22
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1188
Level 50
(1)
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 29 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
(1)
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 53 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
(1)
Unknown Item 30329
Level 51
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Professor's Pineapple #61589
Level 72 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30426
Level 61
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 25 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1188
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1187
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 57 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Level 73
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 35
(1)
Bootie Time #68510
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30393
Level 51
(1)
Unknown Item 30567 #30841
Level 25
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 40
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 85
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 3
(1)
Janissary Ketche
Level 48 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Burning Bongos
Level 50 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 85 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Professional's Panama
Level 35 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
(1)
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 93 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
(1)
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 15 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30315
Level 16
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 68
(1)
Unknown Item 30139
Level 5
(1)
Unknown Item 30406
Level 34
(1)
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 19 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 23
(1)
Unknown Item 30314
Level 5
(1)
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
(1)
Stocking Stuffer
Level 33 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Unknown Item 30315
Level 86
(1)
Bubble Pipe
Level 30
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Professional's Panama
Level 74 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Unknown Item 30314
Level 94
(1)
Hottie's Hoodie #74306
Level 55
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Unknown Item 30104
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30308
Level 31
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30348 #33839
Level 95
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30115
Level 13
(1)
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Unknown Item 30121
Level 85
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Janissary Ketche #74333
Level 34 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30307
Level 76
(1)
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 14 Hat
(1)
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 17
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
(1)
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 18 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
Unknown Item 30315
Level 49
(1)
Capo's Capper
Level 3 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
(1)
Unknown Item 30138
Level 83
(1)
Familiar Fez
Level 38 Hat
(1)
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 21 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
Unknown Item 30108
Level 27
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 1 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Unknown Item 30117
Level 61
(1)
Unknown Item 30122
Level 58
(1)
Unknown Item 30399
Level 12
(1)
Brain Bucket
Level 52 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 35
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Unknown Item 30070
Level 15
(1)
Coupe D'isaster
Level 17 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30399
Level 3
(1)
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 14 Hat
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Hard Counter
Level 95 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 27
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30183 #20231
Level 62
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
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Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
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Level 3 Craft Item
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Level 3 Craft Item
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Level 3 Craft Item
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Level 3 Craft Item
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Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
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Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
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Level 3 Craft Item
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Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
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Level 3 Craft Item
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Level 3 Craft Item
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Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
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Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
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Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
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Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30121
Level 50
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
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Level 3 Craft Item
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Level 3 Craft Item
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Level 3 Craft Item
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Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
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Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
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Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
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Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
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Level 3 Craft Item
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Level 3 Craft Item
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Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
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Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
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Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5893
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5892)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 5875
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5877)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 5893
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5892)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 5893
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5892)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 5893
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5892)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 5875
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5877)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 5893
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5892)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 5893
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5892)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 5888
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5887)
(1)
Unknown Item 5893
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5892)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 5888
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5887)
(1)
Unknown Item 5893
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5892)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 5893
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5892)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 5897
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5898)
(1)
Unknown Item 5894
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5895)
(1)
Unknown Item 5897
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5898)
(1)
Unknown Item 5894
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5895)
(1)
Unknown Item 5894
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5895)
(1)
Unknown Item 5894
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5895)
(1)
Unknown Item 5897
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5898)
(1)
Unknown Item 5902
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5901)
(1)
Unknown Item 5902
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5901)
(1)
Unknown Item 5902
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5901)
(1)
Unknown Item 5902
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5901)
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Summary
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 721 |
| Hats | 346 |
| Misc | 237 |
| Metal | 783 items worth 6137 scrap |
| Unknown | 833 |
| Total | 2920 |
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Wed, 16 Jul 25 10:53:34 +0000
Sun, 13 Jul 25 03:20:17 +0000
Mon, 07 Jul 25 00:49:01 +0000
Sat, 21 Jun 25 03:06:21 +0000
Wed, 18 Jun 25 15:46:50 +0000
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Fri, 07 Jun 24 09:22:45 +0000
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Fri, 18 Oct 19 06:22:46 +0000
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Sat, 29 Jun 19 16:06:53 +0000
Fri, 28 Jun 19 09:46:39 +0000
Sun, 16 Jun 19 07:39:33 +0000
Sat, 04 May 19 10:34:50 +0000
Fri, 15 Mar 19 01:48:03 +0000 (currently shown)
Tue, 12 Feb 19 21:22:24 +0000
Tue, 25 Dec 18 23:01:24 +0000
Mon, 01 Oct 18 11:37:53 +0000
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Thu, 14 Jun 18 12:57:18 +0000
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Sat, 03 Jun 17 14:25:39 +0000
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Wed, 12 Apr 17 13:15:30 +0000
Sun, 02 Apr 17 21:27:09 +0000
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Wed, 28 Dec 16 11:04:35 +0000
Thu, 22 Dec 16 01:31:34 +0000
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Fri, 20 May 16 15:59:48 +0000
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Thu, 21 Apr 16 17:35:25 +0000
Fri, 08 Apr 16 19:42:33 +0000
Fri, 25 Mar 16 06:03:21 +0000
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Mon, 15 Feb 16 13:12:43 +0000
Fri, 12 Feb 16 12:37:41 +0000
Thu, 11 Feb 16 00:08:37 +0000
Wed, 20 Jan 16 15:43:22 +0000
Fri, 25 Dec 15 10:32:31 +0000
Thu, 17 Dec 15 22:46:34 +0000
Wed, 09 Dec 15 13:53:18 +0000
Sun, 06 Dec 15 04:26:58 +0000
Sun, 15 Nov 15 15:20:29 +0000
Wed, 11 Nov 15 14:33:09 +0000
Tue, 03 Nov 15 11:56:34 +0000
Sun, 25 Oct 15 05:20:48 +0000
Thu, 15 Oct 15 10:34:36 +0000
Wed, 07 Oct 15 01:27:10 +0000
Sun, 04 Oct 15 01:10:55 +0000
Sat, 12 Sep 15 07:38:53 +0000
Wed, 09 Sep 15 06:27:41 +0000
Fri, 21 Aug 15 05:49:45 +0000
Thu, 20 Aug 15 05:09:27 +0000
Thu, 13 Aug 15 04:25:13 +0000
Wed, 12 Aug 15 18:33:46 +0000
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Sat, 08 Aug 15 05:49:37 +0000
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Thu, 18 Jun 15 09:17:35 +0000
Wed, 17 Jun 15 04:40:32 +0000
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Sun, 24 May 15 06:17:27 +0000
Sat, 02 May 15 00:31:04 +0000
Thu, 30 Apr 15 03:40:22 +0000
Sat, 18 Apr 15 02:00:47 +0000
Tue, 14 Apr 15 11:03:50 +0000
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Thu, 26 Mar 15 02:46:43 +0000
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Sat, 21 Mar 15 07:42:30 +0000
Tue, 17 Mar 15 13:00:09 +0000
Sat, 14 Mar 15 01:57:53 +0000
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