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I Love Hats
#119
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The following items were overlapping other items or in invalid backpack positions:
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Scout
(185 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(185 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(186 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(186 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(199 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(199 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(172 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(172 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(213 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(213 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(180 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(180 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(190 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(190 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(182 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(182 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(156 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(156 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Unknown Item 5893
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5892)
(1)
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30483
Level 14
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 5083
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level
Level
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Level
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level
Level
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5826
Level 95
(1)
(1)
(3)
(1)
(1)
(1)
(1510236000)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
HDMI Patch
Level 34 Photograph
Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide
Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your
friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face.
(1)
Unknown Item 30483
Level 42
(1)
(1)
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30483
Level 45
(1)
(1)
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30682
Level 67
(1)
(1)
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
(1)
Whale Bone Charm #47884
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
(1)
Halogen Head Lamp
Level 29 Hat
This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor's head mirror by
replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be
seen from space. Peer inside your patients' disease-riddled ears,
noses and throats from a safe distance.
(1)
Unknown Item 30682
Level 58
(1)
(1)
Whale Bone Charm #49145
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30653
Level 81
(1)
(1)
Whale Bone Charm #49282
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Faerie Solitaire Pin #27564
Level 52 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Faerie Solitaire Pin #46334
Level 67 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Faerie Solitaire Pin #46051
Level 2 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Football Helmet
Level 84 Hat
(1)
(1)
Plug-In Prospector
Level 31 Hat
Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend you're a grizzled,
cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of
nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of
3047.
(1)
Whale Bone Charm #49825
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tungsten Toque
Level 84 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
(1)
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 34 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
(1)
Electric Escorter
Level 88 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
(1)
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 93 Hat
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained
urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through
a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
(1)
Scrap Pack #58274
Level 25 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30600
Level 60
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30536
Level 4
(1)
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 92 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
(1)
Unknown Item 30600
Level 60
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 1072
Level 10
(1)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30481
Level 81
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30532
Level 98
(1)
Unknown Item 30653
Level 63
(1)
(1)
Whale Bone Charm #50143
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scrap Pack #59388
Level 4 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scrap Sack
Level 93 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an
eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
(1)
Scrap Sack
Level 87 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an
eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
(1)
Pure Tin Capotain
Level 77 Hat
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you
could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger?
Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention
since the electric can opener.
(1)
Metal Slug
Level 3 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
(1)
Metal Slug
Level 55 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
(1)
Whale Bone Charm #50283
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tungsten Toque
Level 69 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
(1)
Plug-In Prospector
Level 83 Hat
Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend you're a grizzled,
cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of
nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of
3047.
(1)
Titanium Towel
Level 99 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered
in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you
slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
(1)
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 5 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
(1)
Electric Escorter
Level 34 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
(1)
Electric Escorter
Level 40 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
(1)
Teddy Robobelt
Level 26 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
(1)
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 31 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
(1)
Doe-Boy #44731
Level 70
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Koala Compact
Level 86 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Koala Compact
Level 22 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Metal Slug
Level 34 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
(1)
Unknown Item 30231
Level 61
(1)
Whale Bone Charm #48457
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Koala Compact
Level 58 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Bolgan Family Crest
Level 27 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30600
Level 8
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30738
Level 23
(1)
Koala Compact
Level 92 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Unknown Item 30483
Level 4
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30505
Level 45
(1)
Scrap Pack #2878
Level 8 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
(1)
Cold War Luchador #62269
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
(1)
"Well, up to visit your mother!"
Level 68
()
(1)
(1)
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 3 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 19
(1)
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 4 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
(1)
Level 84
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
(1)
()
Unknown Item 30769
Level 84
(1)
(1)
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 33 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
(1)
Unknown Item 30794
Level 95
(1)
(1)
Planeswalker Goggles #52748
Level 9 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Plug-In Prospector
Level 62 Hat
Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend you're a grizzled,
cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of
nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of
3047.
(1)
Batter's Helmet
Level 42 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
(1)
(1)
Bolted Birdcage
Level 74 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
(1)
Metal Slug
Level 49 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
(1)
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 10 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
(1)
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 44 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
(1)
Metal Slug
Level 86 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
(1)
Unknown Item 30718
Level 15
(1)
(1)
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 38 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
(1)
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 58 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
(1)
Unknown Item 30813
Level 60
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30794
Level 1
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30719
Level 81
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30903
Level 83
(1)
(1)
Hitt Mann Badge #39779
Level 41 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30181
Level 78
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 49 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Unknown Item 30547
Level 6
(1)
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
(1)
(1)
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 9 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
(1)
Shoestring Budget
Level 52
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
Frontier Flyboy
Level 13
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Bolgan Family Crest
Level 36 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30718
Level 30
(1)
(1)
Scrap Sack
Level 5 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an
eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
(1)
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 84 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
(1)
Mask of the Shaman #65599
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 99 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
(1)
Tungsten Toque
Level 31 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
(1)
Tungsten Toque
Level 5 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
(1)
Unknown Item 30869
Level 21
(1)
(1)
Stahlhelm #66103
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30907
Level 45
(1)
(1)
Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30547
Level 94
(1065353216)
(1)
Unknown Item 30547
Level 79
(1)
Unknown Item 30903
Level 79
(1)
(1)
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
(1)
(1)
Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
(1)
(1)
Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
(1)
(1)
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Pure Tin Capotain
Level 18 Hat
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you
could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger?
Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention
since the electric can opener.
(1)
Unknown Item 30737
Level 67
(1)
Unknown Item 30488
Level 29
(1)
Unknown Item 30488
Level 61
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Gridiron Guardian
Level 31 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
(1)
Unknown Item 30900
Level 90
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30173
Level 7
(1)
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
(1)
Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 1039 #38577
Level 1
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
(1)
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 6 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Unknown Item 30794
Level 39
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30135 #40316
Level 31
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30135
Level 62
(1)
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 72 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
(1)
Bootie Time #52976
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
(1)
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
(1)
Frenchman's Beret
Level 47 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 31 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 9 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Unknown Item 30059 #40035
Level 58
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coffin Kit
Level 26 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Frontier Flyboy
Level 1
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Last Straw #11598
Level 70
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30903
Level 64
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30737
Level 80
(1)
Unknown Item 30591
Level 3
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30738
Level 84
(1)
Unknown Item 30738
Level 87
(1)
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 65 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
(1)
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 14 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Unknown Item 30606
Level 11
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30065 #39981
Level 19
vision opt in flags (4)
(1)
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30769
Level 74
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30606
Level 94
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30588
Level 55
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30769
Level 49
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30606
Level 36
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30869
Level 30
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30908
Level 22
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30912
Level 21
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30721
Level 25
(1)
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
Unknown Item 30718
Level 49
(1)
(1)
Frontier Flyboy
Level 49
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30737
Level 56
(1)
Unknown Item 30737
Level 64
(1)
Unknown Item 30351
Level 7
(1)
Unknown Item 1039 #33048
Level 30
(1)
Football Helmet
Level 75 Hat
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30769
Level 73
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30162 #39848
Level 63
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 29 Hat
(1)
Defiant Spartan
Level 33
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 30 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 70 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Big Chief
Level 43 Hat
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 66 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 80
(1)
Tomb Wrapper #44077
Level 61 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30588
Level 99
(1)
(1)
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 53 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
(1)
Planeswalker Goggles #68903
Level 49 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wingstick #67167
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doe-Boy #47214
Level 64
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30736
Level 14
(1)
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 16 Hat
(1)
Letch's LED
Level 79 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 72 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30231
Level 8
(1)
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30496
Level 89
(1)
Unknown Item 30495
Level 61
(1)
Unknown Item 30427
Level 17
(1)
Unknown Item 30406
Level 98
(1)
Tomb Wrapper #46648
Level 83 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ze Goggles
Level 68 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
Ze Goggles
Level 76 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
Unknown Item 30406
Level 86
(1)
Teddy Robobelt
Level 61 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
(1)
Unknown Item 30813
Level 54
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30809
Level 89
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30813
Level 67
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30813
Level 46
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30181 #38226
Level 66
(1)
Cold War Luchador #63536
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30588
Level 28
(1)
(1)
Merc Medal #54915
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocleather Slouch
Level 30
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
Unknown Item 30416
Level 40
(1)
Koala Compact
Level 44 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Unknown Item 30736
Level 73
(1)
Counterfeit Billycock #42677
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
(1)
Frenchman's Beret
Level 54 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30823
Level 95
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30698
Level 2
(1)
(1)
Western Wear
Level 61 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel #55041
Level 45 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 42 Hat
(1)
Merc Medal #61111
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1039 #44013
Level 9
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30900
Level 19
(1)
(1)
Pocket Medic #69062
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doe-Boy #44732
Level 97
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Planeswalker Goggles #66738
Level 63 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 60 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30093 #40902
Level 68
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30355
Level 52
(1)
Stately Steel Toe
Level 60 Hat
(1)
Ze Goggles
Level 8 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
(1)
Unknown Item 30098 #41011
Level 17
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
Tomb Wrapper #38476
Level 57 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30735
Level 84
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 35
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Outdoorsman #65624
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prize Plushy #43390
Level 7 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Defiant Spartan
Level 50
(1)
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 98 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug.
Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something
in your mouth that is on fire.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30575
Level 40
(1)
(1)
Scrap Pack #54210
Level 21 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
(1)
Unknown Item 30139 #41070
Level 80
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30698
Level 4
(1)
(1)
Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
(1)
Planeswalker Goggles #50750
Level 100 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
(1)
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope #66410
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30505
Level 20
(1)
Steel Shako
Level 86 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 73 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30869
Level 81
(1)
(1)
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 61 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Flunkyware
Level 63 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30606
Level 94
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30823
Level 90
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30078 #32264
Level 32
(1)
Unknown Item 30582
Level 80
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30735
Level 27
(1)
Cold War Luchador #59419
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ze Goggles
Level 15 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
Unknown Item 30094 #36352
Level 41
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30094 #38940
Level 27
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Grizzled Growth #49114
Level 74 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30231
Level 26
(1)
Unknown Item 30812
Level 37
(1)
(1)
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
(1)
Unknown Item 30065
Level 14
vision opt in flags (4)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 1072
Level 10
(1)
(1)
(1)
Pilotka #65529
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30096
Level 89
(1)
Unknown Item 30872
Level 78
(1)
(1)
Siberian Sophisticate #51348
Level 62 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30369
Level 47
(1)
Practitioner's Processing Mask
Level 38
Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This
handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of
soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
(1)
Unknown Item 30575
Level 94
(1)
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Megapixel Beard
Level 40 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to
have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
(1)
Conquistador
Level 57
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Scrap Pack #60810
Level 84 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Steel Shako
Level 80 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
(1)
Mark of the Saint #63678
Level 20 Badge
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30491
Level 30
(1)
Unknown Item 30491
Level 55
(1)
Unknown Item 30491
Level 65
(1)
Unknown Item 30491
Level 20
(1)
Unknown Item 30496
Level 41
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 72 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
(1)
Grizzled Growth #48891
Level 53 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
(1)
Scrap Pack #60857
Level 86 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 23 Hat
(1)
Battery Bandolier
Level 6
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Unknown Item 30592
Level 68
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30418 #32904
Level 88
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 16 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
(1)
Unknown Item 30418 #31384
Level 96
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30173
Level 66
(1)
Security Shades
Level 23 Hat
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 64 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 74 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30136
Level 74
(1)
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 5 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
(1)
Unknown Item 30813
Level 57
(1)
(1)
Wilson Weave #44296
Level 12 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
(1)
Unknown Item 30896
Level 43
(1)
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Unknown Item 30058 #42195
Level 71
(1)
Frontier Flyboy
Level 26
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30416
Level 75
(1)
Unknown Item 30604
Level 3
(1)
(1)
Big Country
Level 54
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
Unknown Item 30058 #28651
Level 64
(1)
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 95
(1)
Unknown Item 30173
Level 63
(1)
Unknown Item 30173
Level 43
(1)
Unknown Item 30120
Level 36
(1)
Unknown Item 30958
Level 67
(1)
(1)
Professional's Panama
Level 89 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
(1)
Unknown Item 30526
Level 49
(1)
Mask of the Shaman #62692
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
(1)
Bolted Bicorne
Level 23 Hat
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a
human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if
they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your
move, parrots.
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30368 #28720
Level 42
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #67753
Level 22 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Unknown Item 30524
Level 63
(1)
Unknown Item 30863
Level 92
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 30
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 93
(1)
Scrap Pack #60686
Level 21 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Larrikin Robin
Level 65 Hat
(1)
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 29 Hat
(1)
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 60 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
(1)
Unknown Item 30406
Level 40
(1)
Unknown Item 30704
Level 67
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30357 #25995
Level 65
(1)
Stocking Stuffer #63523
Level 51 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flight of the Monarch
Level 89 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.
(1)
Megapixel Beard
Level 54 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to
have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
(1)
Unknown Item 30098
Level 9
(1)
Unknown Item 30098
Level 40
(1)
Unknown Item 30098
Level 62
(1)
Unknown Item 30098 #39897
Level 38
(1)
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 49 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30591
Level 70
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30575
Level 20
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30574
Level 46
(1)
(1)
Western Wear
Level 80 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Doctor's Sack
Level 56 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
Unknown Item 1096
Level 36
(1)
Unknown Item 30567
Level 92
(1)
Honcho's Headgear
Level 30 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
(1)
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
(1)
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 74 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
Unknown Item 30567
Level 6
(1)
Janissary Ketche
Level 74 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30075
Level 47
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 62
(1)
Unknown Item 30082
Level 87
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
Conquistador
Level 15
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 10
(1)
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
Unknown Item 30094
Level 53
(1)
Fruit Shoot
Level 12
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30117
Level 81
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 86
(1)
Unknown Item 30181
Level 15
(1)
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 26 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 96 Hat
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 23 Hat
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 64
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 19 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Letch's LED
Level 46 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
(1)
Unknown Item 30098
Level 21
(1)
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 38 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30355 #15690
Level 34
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30355
Level 48
(1)
Spooky Shoes
Level 16 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Last Straw #47695
Level 64
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 14 Hat
(1)
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 87 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
(1)
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 50 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
(1)
Unknown Item 30173 #40137
Level 44
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Battery Canteens
Level 27
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid.
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration
Barnstormer
Level 28
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
(1)
Unknown Item 30182
Level 95
(1)
Dead Cone #69171
Level 42 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Unknown Item 30826
Level 17
(1)
(1)
Big Chief
Level 69 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30769
Level 71
(1)
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 20
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Grizzled Growth #49949
Level 21 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bonk Leadwear
Level 60 Hat
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by
mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932,
American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this
mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
(1)
Unknown Item 30187 #31602
Level 99
(1)
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 43 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 98 Hat
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained
urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through
a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
(1)
Planeswalker Goggles #58464
Level 75 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 6 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Futankhamun
Level 8
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Futankhamun
Level 77
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 7
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Unknown Item 30372 #29899
Level 52
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 79 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30072
Level 95
(1)
Unknown Item 30340
Level 17
(1)
Bolted Bicorne
Level 87 Hat
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a
human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if
they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your
move, parrots.
(1)
Unknown Item 30078 #39811
Level 90
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30521
Level 30
(1)
Unknown Item 30547
Level 71
(1)
Last Straw #34101
Level 43
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30355 #15691
Level 63
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
(1)
Unknown Item 30903
Level 36
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30914
Level 27
(1)
(1)
Dread Knot
Level 9 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
(1)
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 40 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
(1)
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 99 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
(1)
Unknown Item 30112
Level 90
(1)
Unknown Item 30120
Level 95
(1)
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 45 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30187
Level 8
(1)
Unknown Item 1093
Level 65
(1)
Pugilist's Protector
Level 48 Hat
(1)
Honcho's Headgear
Level 1 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 15 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 11 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 38 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30114
Level 45
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 77
(1)
Unknown Item 30426
Level 55
(1)
Handyman's Handle
Level 53 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 30 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 34 Hat
(1)
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 16 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 1096
Level 65
(1)
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30719
Level 2
(1)
(1)
Gym Rat #64803
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Unknown Item 30540
Level 64
(1)
Handyman's Handle
Level 19 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
Unknown Item 30175
Level 84
(1)
Awesomenauts Badge #54153
Level 70 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
(1)
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1
(1)
Big Elfin Deal #64245
Level 83 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30426
Level 86
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pilotka #64748
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Birdcage #65205
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30698
Level 61
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30718
Level 98
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30681
Level 9
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30912
Level 80
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 1097 #33903
Level 15
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 41 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 62 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 30 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Unknown Item 30114 #40769
Level 41
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30571 #26555
Level 86
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 1
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 24
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #21985
Level 67 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Unknown Item 30357
Level 5
(1)
Unknown Item 30092 #41455
Level 62
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30563 #6632
Level 52
(1)
Unknown Item 30371
Level 51
(1)
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 21 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
(1)
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 80 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
(1)
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 52 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
(1)
Unknown Item 30371
Level 89
(1)
Soldered Sensei
Level 48 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
(1)
Letch's LED
Level 68 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
(1)
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 35 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 79
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30078
Level 75
(1)
Unknown Item 30546
Level 75
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30357
Level 29
(1)
Unknown Item 30526
Level 30
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 87 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wingstick #63451
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hard Counter
Level 10 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
Bolted Birdcage
Level 67 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
(1)
Awesomenauts Badge #49401
Level 34 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
(1)
Large Luchadore
Level 93 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 43
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 19
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 75
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 90 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 1090 #29669
Level 64
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tungsten Toque
Level 18 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
(1)
Unknown Item 30958
Level 42
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30073
Level 19
(1)
Pickled Paws
Level 93
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 21 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Unknown Item 30133
Level 79
(1)
Unknown Item 30078
Level 85
(1)
Big Country
Level 21
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
Unknown Item 1096
Level 8
(1)
Unknown Item 30908
Level 33
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30972
Level 69
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30908
Level 22
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30863
Level 3
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30972
Level 89
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30825
Level 63
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30972
Level 23
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30872
Level 76
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 34
(1)
Unknown Item 30907
Level 94
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30872
Level 14
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30084 #41456
Level 48
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Prancer's Pride
Level 7 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30315
Level 93
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 62
(1)
Unknown Item 30308
Level 70
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 86
(1)
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 5 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30334
Level 36
(1)
Unknown Item 30133
Level 41
(1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 38 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30187
Level 77
(1)
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
Unknown Item 30083
Level 20
(1)
Unknown Item 30074
Level 72
(1)
Texas Half-Pants
Level 19 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
(1)
Unknown Item 30420 #29380
Level 11
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
Unknown Item 30074
Level 51
(1)
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
Unknown Item 30348 #8012
Level 12
(1)
Exorcizor
Level 43 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
Exorcizor
Level 52 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
Dead Cone
Level 55 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 67 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 14 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Unknown Item 30078
Level 43
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 49 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 24 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 25 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Unknown Item 1093 #34537
Level 23
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocleather Slouch
Level 91
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 14 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
(1)
Unknown Item 30059 #41067
Level 22
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tomb Wrapper #39080
Level 35 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1039 #42595
Level 59
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30096 #36045
Level 49
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
Tomb Wrapper #45387
Level 9 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
(1)
Unknown Item 1039 #44782
Level 45
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1039 #44970
Level 99
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Blind Justice #46808
Level 51 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Nose Candy #50981
Level 48 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30096
Level 89
(1)
Chief Constable #47735
Level 94
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Chief Constable #39121
Level 87
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
(1)
Outdoorsman #56793
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
(1)
Chief Constable #46045
Level 53
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hard Counter
Level 13 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Chief Constable #32395
Level 3
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hard Counter
Level 47 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30368 #24045
Level 93
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30368 #21111
Level 79
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hitt Mann Badge #51691
Level 3 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolted Bombardier
Level 29 Facial Hair
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his
beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and
they want to talk to you.
(1)
Unknown Item 30836
Level 74
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30836
Level 82
(1)
(1)
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 56 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30900
Level 92
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30183
Level 7
(1)
Unknown Item 30182 #35639
Level 75
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30794
Level 83
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30355 #30339
Level 22
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Buccaneer's Bicorne #69688
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scarecrow
Level 27 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tin Pot
Level 50
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Hard Counter
Level 41 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
Carouser's Capotain
Level 95 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30093
Level 55
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 51
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Unknown Item 30915
Level 53
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30561
Level 45
(1)
Practitioner's Processing Mask
Level 75
Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This
handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of
soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
(1)
Unknown Item 30093 #41845
Level 68
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Unknown Item 1038 #40376
Level 78
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolgan
Level 12
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolgan
Level 2
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolgan
Level 19
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30180
Level 56
(1)
Unknown Item 1038 #42265
Level 51
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1038 #36284
Level 39
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 91 Hat
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of
Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must
kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep
boop kill all humans!
(1)
Teufort Tooth Kicker #56862
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Janissary Ketche
Level 35 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30423 #21167
Level 28
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #61999
Level 10 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Country
Level 20
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30813
Level 75
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30341
Level 66
(1)
Unknown Item 30187
Level 39
(1)
Fancy Dress Uniform #51540
Level 47 Uniform
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30341
Level 47
(1)
Bunsen Brave
Level 8 Hat
Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction
of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native
Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame
temperature of 3100 °C.
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 67
(1)
Larrikin Robin
Level 24 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30322
Level 37
(1)
Unknown Item 30067
Level 25
(1)
Wingstick #59116
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30567
Level 48
(1)
Teddy Robobelt
Level 16 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
(1)
Unknown Item 30420
Level 10
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 91 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
(1)
Stocking Stuffer
Level 38 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
(1)
Unknown Item 30563
Level 16
(1)
Unknown Item 30128
Level 85
(1)
Reggaelator
Level 61 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
(1)
Samur-Eye
Level 56 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
(1)
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 28 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
(1)
Unknown Item 30322
Level 19
(1)
Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
(1)
War Head #63835
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Battery Canteens
Level 56
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid.
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration
Bolt Boy
Level 26 Hat
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to
an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's
also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on
here even we don't know what to make of it.
(1)
Bolt Boy
Level 11 Hat
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to
an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's
also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on
here even we don't know what to make of it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30322
Level 97
(1)
Bolt Boy
Level 64 Hat
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to
an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's
also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on
here even we don't know what to make of it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30857
Level 6
(1)
(1)
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 62
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
(1)
Unknown Item 30826
Level 71
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 1094
Level 36
(1)
Exquisite Rack
Level 54
(1)
Unknown Item 30780
Level 20
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30163
Level 95
(1)
Unknown Item 30180 #38474
Level 32
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30552
Level 91
(1)
Unknown Item 30814
Level 58
(1)
(1)
Titanium Towel
Level 25 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered
in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you
slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
(1)
Einstein
Level 30
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30086
Level 12
(1)
Scrap Sack
Level 86 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an
eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
(1)
Scrap Sack
Level 53 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an
eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
(1)
Scrap Sack
Level 5 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an
eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
(1)
Titanium Towel
Level 37 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered
in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you
slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
(1)
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 23 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
(1)
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 50 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
(1)
Unknown Item 30662
Level 82
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30588
Level 56
(1)
(1)
Large Luchadore
Level 8 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 57
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 75
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Lucky Shot
Level 61
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Robot Running Man
Level 51
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 95
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 49 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
(1)
Unknown Item 30079
Level 93
(1)
Faerie Solitaire Pin #46764
Level 76 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30545
Level 3
(1)
Unknown Item 30182 #39547
Level 24
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tam O' Shanter
Level 30 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30849
Level 11
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30826
Level 70
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30662
Level 40
(1)
(1)
Made Man #76310
Level 6 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
Unknown Item 1088 #32209
Level 50
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
That '70s Chapeau #45304
Level 63
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
That '70s Chapeau
Level 3
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
(1)
That '70s Chapeau
Level 13
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
(1)
That '70s Chapeau #47889
Level 41
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
That '70s Chapeau #51386
Level 68
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
That '70s Chapeau #45613
Level 84
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30795
Level 40
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30992
Level 59
(30)
(1)
(1)
Western Wear
Level 100 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
(1)
Unknown Item 1188
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30073
Level 62
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30830
Level 55
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30773
Level 37
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30930
Level 19
(1)
(1)
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 52 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
(1)
Unknown Item 30809
Level 35
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30548
Level 52
(1)
Unknown Item 1038 #40855
Level 6
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30564
Level 98
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 50
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Bolt Boy
Level 8 Hat
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to
an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's
also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on
here even we don't know what to make of it.
(1)
Googly Gazer
Level 19 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
Bolted Birdcage
Level 27 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
(1)
Samur-Eye
Level 92 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
(1)
Unknown Item 30360 #31350
Level 64
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30819
Level 44
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30662
Level 96
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30084 #40829
Level 100
(1)
Under Cover
Level 74
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30358
Level 57
(1)
Unknown Item 30173 #32795
Level 37
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30173 #39964
Level 43
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pocket Medic #26828
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Unknown Item 30785
Level 31
(1)
(1)
Byte'd Beak
Level 43 Hat
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day
masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for
dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
(1)
Unknown Item 30365
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30092 #41995
Level 49
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1039 #45142
Level 77
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1094
Level 83
(1)
Frenchman's Beret
Level 42 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)
Unknown Item 30748
Level 87
(1)
(1)
K-9 Mane #53360
Level 5
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Jingle Belt
Level 36 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Little Buddy #66478
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30718
Level 85
(1)
(1)
Battery Canteens
Level 40
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid.
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration
Unknown Item 30067
Level 23
(1)
Pilotka #53588
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Battery Canteens
Level 67
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid.
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration
Galvanized Gibus
Level 53 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
(1)
Unknown Item 30357
Level 15
(1)
Unknown Item 30551
Level 98
(1)
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
Unknown Item 30059 #39801
Level 93
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 74 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Under Cover
Level 42
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Under Cover
Level 49
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Under Cover
Level 31
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 1094
Level 71
(1)
Unknown Item 30548
Level 33
(1)
Unknown Item 1094 #7210
Level 79
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30874
Level 69
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30365 #26243
Level 35
(1)
Unknown Item 30878
Level 21
(10)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30472 #24237
Level 32
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30561
Level 37
(1)
That '70s Chapeau #41780
Level 53
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 16 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 64
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hermes #55147
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30137 #37688
Level 42
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doe-Boy #47621
Level 64
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Smissmas Wreath #45099
Level 58 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1097 #35036
Level 41
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 5 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Elfin Deal #64289
Level 30 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Surgeon's Side Satchel #58627
Level 78 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30093 #16125
Level 72
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rump-o'-Lantern #51834
Level 40 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1089 #32080
Level 13
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flipped Trilby
Level 41 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 27 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Couvre Corner #42156
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30139 #12718
Level 35
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1090 #32292
Level 69
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Awesomenauts Badge #52208
Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mark of the Saint #62820
Level 20 Badge
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1089 #31261
Level 8
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
"Golden days when stuff was Awesome."
Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
()
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1090 #27781
Level 34
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heroic Companion Badge #40735
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Couvre Corner #63217
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sydney Straw Boat #33975
Level 49
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Couvre Corner #65127
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1089 #31780
Level 79
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30112 #23230
Level 14
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Steel Songbird #46409
Level 42
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Carouser's Capotain
Level 61 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teufort Tooth Kicker #56089
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bombing Run
Level 27 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocodile Smile #66285
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocodile Smile #66287
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Smissmas Wreath #25044
Level 77 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
One-Man Army #66162
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Surgeon's Side Satchel #58630
Level 14 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
German Gonzila
Level 67 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30181 #16601
Level 94
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prize Plushy #48955
Level 46 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Détective Noir
Level 54 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Professor's Pineapple #22365
Level 95 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30094 #41439
Level 45
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Atomic Accolade #55418
Level 75 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Little Buddy #61920
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocodile Smile #65961
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Whale Bone Charm #51180
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Awesomenauts Badge #50943
Level 65 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prize Plushy #39824
Level 86 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30354 #30338
Level 54
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Merc Medal #61227
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Croft's Crest #47286
Level 97 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doctor's Sack #62834
Level 59 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30315
Level 47
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prancer's Pride
Level 40 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Whale Bone Charm #44133
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Steel Songbird #42159
Level 13
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hetman's Headpiece #67400
Level 72 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
Unknown Item 30135 #38960
Level 92
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Captain's Cocktails #57270
Level 11
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wingstick #67368
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Whoopee Cap
Level 66 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Furious Fukaamigasa #70108
Level 42 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Furious Fukaamigasa #69004
Level 70 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bombing Run
Level 19 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Handyman's Handle
Level 38 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prairie Heel Biters #68378
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1089 #32086
Level 26
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Handyman's Handle
Level 1 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 21 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Surgeon's Side Satchel #58506
Level 78 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rump-o'-Lantern #52305
Level 46 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30418 #32918
Level 66
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolgan
Level 56
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Helmet Without a Home #57367
Level 34
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Big Elfin Deal #64995
Level 47 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
War Head #56342
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
German Gonzila
Level 47 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stately Steel Toe #62041
Level 58 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30360 #30676
Level 48
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vigilant Pin #53048
Level 49 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Awesomenauts Badge #51468
Level 86 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Surgeon's Stethoscope #66432
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30136 #41627
Level 12
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30314
Level 31
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hitt Mann Badge #51337
Level 74 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wingstick #65710
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Croft's Crest #47520
Level 89 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 48 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heroic Companion Badge #34816
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Koala Compact #55079
Level 34 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doe-Boy #46623
Level 63
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Atomic Accolade #39900
Level 87 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Awesomenauts Badge #36288
Level 73 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1089 #12873
Level 90
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bubble Pipe #70598
Level 23
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30314
Level 2
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Atomic Accolade #55445
Level 65 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
War Head #61295
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocodile Smile #48978
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Jingle Belt #64209
Level 26 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30106 #40918
Level 85
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Planeswalker Helm #55442
Level 52 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30314
Level 12
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30162 #39782
Level 32
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Furious Fukaamigasa #67219
Level 81 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30344
Level 27
(1)
Unknown Item 30095
Level 30
(1)
Unknown Item 30095
Level 96
(1)
Unknown Item 30140
Level 58
(1)
Unknown Item 30140
Level 6
(1)
Unknown Item 30140
Level 58
(1)
Unknown Item 30095
Level 19
(1)
Unknown Item 30390
Level 59
(1)
Unknown Item 30095
Level 39
(1)
Unknown Item 30390
Level 36
(1)
Unknown Item 30095
Level 67
(1)
Tyrant's Helm
Level 2 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
(1)
Unknown Item 30095
Level 24
(1)
Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
(1)
Unknown Item 30095
Level 25
(1)
Unknown Item 30390
Level 67
(1)
Vintage Merryweather
Level 83 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
(1)
Unknown Item 30140
Level 24
(1)
Unknown Item 1095
Level 32
(1)
Unknown Item 30551
Level 68
(1)
Unknown Item 30133
Level 25
(1)
Virus Doctor
Level 57 Hat
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler,
or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you
look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver
and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
(1)
Unknown Item 30122
Level 29
(1)
Unknown Item 30304
Level 97
(1)
Unknown Item 30900
Level 17
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30964
Level 54
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30822
Level 88
(1)
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 48 Hat
Straight outta control point.
(1)
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 96 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
(1)
Unknown Item 1094
Level 95
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30308
Level 74
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30136 #41906
Level 26
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #57645
Level 7
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30848
Level 78
(1)
(1)
Big Country
Level 28
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
Bubble Pipe
Level 2
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 53
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
(1)
Unknown Item 30390
Level 20
(1)
Unknown Item 30420
Level 52
(1)
Unknown Item 30407 #30075
Level 3
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Battery Canteens
Level 91
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid.
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration
Futankhamun
Level 27
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Head Warmer
Level 89
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
(1)
Unknown Item 30796
Level 46
(1)
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Archimedes
Level 7
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
(1)
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 94 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
(1)
Unknown Item 30992
Level 23
(1)
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 70 Hat
Straight outta control point.
(1)
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 18 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30964
Level 65
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30363 #30206
Level 48
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30348 #30213
Level 17
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
B-ankh!
Level 93
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Tyrant's Helm
Level 48 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30061 #38161
Level 96
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 94 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Steel Songbird #47588
Level 37
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30390 #31600
Level 58
(1)
Unknown Item 30061 #38835
Level 43
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30930
Level 35
(1)
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Tin-1000
Level 54
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
(1)
Unknown Item 30555
Level 7
(1)
Unknown Item 30846
Level 72
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30555
Level 68
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30555
Level 90
(1)
Unknown Item 30555
Level 16
(1)
Made Man #62263
Level 37 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolt Boy
Level 71 Hat
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to
an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's
also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on
here even we don't know what to make of it.
(1)
Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
(1)
Electric Escorter
Level 25 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
(1)
Unknown Item 30753
Level 20
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30231
Level 11
(1)
Professional's Panama
Level 31 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Made Man
Level 63 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
(1)
Unknown Item 30550
Level 37
(1065353216)
(1)
Executioner
Level 3
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30809
Level 64
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30186 #28921
Level 99
(1)
Unknown Item 30186 #30723
Level 11
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30186 #38842
Level 26
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30186
Level 13
(1)
Unknown Item 30825
Level 93
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30936
Level 94
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30169 #37097
Level 32
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 30
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
(1)
El Jefe
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30399
Level 56
(1)
K-9 Mane #47156
Level 93
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Merryweather
Level 4 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
(1)
Unknown Item 30067
Level 43
(1)
Frenchman's Beret
Level 77 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 59 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 37
(1)
Unknown Item 30096
Level 33
(1)
El Jefe
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30415
Level 54
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 70 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 29 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30086
Level 50
(1)
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 20 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 69 Hat
(1)
Big Chief
Level 16 Hat
(1)
Lucky Shot
Level 3
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 96
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 41 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
(1)
Big Country
Level 1
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 17 Hat
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 98 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 25 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
(1)
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 92 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30399
Level 71
(1)
Conjurer's Cowl
Level 5 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
(1)
Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
(1)
Brown Bomber
Level 13
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
(1)
Vintage Merryweather
Level 2 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
(1)
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 46
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
(1)
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
(1)
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 50 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
(1)
Barnstormer
Level 67
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
(1)
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 40 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 91
(1)
Unknown Item 30391
Level 59
(1)
Unknown Item 1094
Level 5
(1)
Unknown Item 30092
Level 23
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 45
(1)
Unknown Item 30095
Level 89
(1)
Unknown Item 30067
Level 35
(1)
Unknown Item 30095
Level 30
(1)
Unknown Item 30393
Level 93
(1)
Unknown Item 30092
Level 28
(1)
Unknown Item 30393
Level 76
(1)
Barnstormer
Level 73
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 43
(1)
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 93 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30086
Level 14
(1)
Unknown Item 30086
Level 21
(1)
Unknown Item 30086
Level 50
(1)
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 57 Hat
(1)
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 43 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30399
Level 77
(1)
Unknown Item 30399
Level 79
(1)
Unknown Item 30121
Level 86
(1)
Unknown Item 30061 #40693
Level 67
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap #39324
Level 61
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
(1)
Hard Counter
Level 13 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 76
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Unknown Item 30334
Level 4
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 27 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
(1)
Level 98
(1)
Level 39
(1)
Unknown Item 30364 #29526
Level 73
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Executioner
Level 57
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
(1)
Bubble Pipe
Level 3
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Bolted Birdcage
Level 12 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30846
Level 80
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30752
Level 3
(1)
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30338 #31540
Level 22
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Killer's Kabuto
Level 40 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
HDMI Patch
Level 89 Photograph
Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide
Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your
friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face.
(1)
Unknown Item 30753
Level 19
(1)
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel #57498
Level 93 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30821
Level 50
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30338 #27184
Level 6
(1)
Battery Canteens
Level 7
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid.
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration
Unknown Item 30542
Level 35
(1)
Barnstormer #49794
Level 14
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30804
Level 39
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30427
Level 35
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30789
Level 44
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30752
Level 84
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30589
Level 95
(1)
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30849
Level 67
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30973
Level 56
(1)
(1)
Hat With No Name
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
Unknown Item 30193
Level 57
(1)
Hat of Cards
Level 47
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
(1)
Tin-1000
Level 20
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
(1)
Unknown Item 30422
Level 67
(1)
Unknown Item 30186 #37024
Level 60
(1)
Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
(1)
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 2 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 50
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Unknown Item 30085 #22336
Level 23
(1)
Unknown Item 30073
Level 40
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30831
Level 3
(1)
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30177 #39666
Level 8
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30542
Level 58
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 15 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30120
Level 32
(1)
Unknown Item 30120
Level 37
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 56 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30085
Level 13
(1)
Unknown Item 30182
Level 54
(1)
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 69
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
(1)
Burning Bongos
Level 85 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Unknown Item 30075
Level 64
(1)
Purity Fist
Level 10
(1)
Ze Goggles
Level 26 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 28
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
(1)
Exorcizor
Level 82 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
Unknown Item 30099
Level 43
(1)
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 98 Hat
Straight outta control point.
(1)
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 7 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
Unknown Item 30098
Level 48
(1)
Front Runner
Level 93
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
(1)
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
Honcho's Headgear
Level 17 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
(1)
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 45 Hat
Straight outta control point.
(1)
Unknown Item 30138
Level 13
(1)
Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
(1)
Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 73 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
(1)
Unknown Item 30112
Level 4
(1)
Made Man
Level 21 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
(1)
Unknown Item 30907
Level 33
(1)
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Ninja Cowl
Level 75
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
(1)
Blind Justice #42612
Level 7 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30473 #19434
Level 48
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Tin-1000
Level 82
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Hottie's Hoodie #69506
Level 19
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Batter's Helmet
Level 34 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
(1)
(1)
Pyro's Beanie
Level 5 Hat
(1)
(1)
Football Helmet
Level 100 Hat
(1)
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30112 #41691
Level 82
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30183
Level 59
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30884
Level 90
(1)
(1)
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 67 Hat
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30826
Level 70
(1)
(1)
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30350 #31349
Level 59
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30836
Level 19
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30328
Level 60
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30892
Level 69
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30555
Level 72
(1)
Unknown Item 30186 #13453
Level 7
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30074
Level 68
(1)
Unknown Item 30372 #3644
Level 47
(1)
Unknown Item 30128 #41454
Level 17
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30347 #29407
Level 73
(1)
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 89 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
(1)
(1)
Pyro's Beanie
Level 52 Hat
(1)
(1)
Batter's Helmet
Level 31 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
(1)
(1)
Mecha-Medes
Level 72
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when
Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met
his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried
Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
(1)
Big Chief
Level 92 Hat
(1)
Bonk Helm
Level 93 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
(1)
Unknown Item 30073
Level 64
(1)
Exquisite Rack
Level 18
(1)
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
(1)
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 98 Hat
(1)
Liquidator's Lid
Level 46 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 67
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 62 Hat
(1)
Big Chief
Level 68 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30420
Level 29
(1)
Unknown Item 1038 #45283
Level 82
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30532
Level 83
(1)
Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 9 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
(1)
Unknown Item 30895
Level 44
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30532
Level 28
(1)
Football Helmet
Level 26 Hat
(1)
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
B-ankh!
Level 25
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Holy Hunter
Level 98
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
B-ankh!
Level 48
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Holy Hunter
Level 82
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Holy Hunter
Level 79
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Holy Hunter
Level 14
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Intangible Ascot
Level 50
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Griffin's Gog
Level 44
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Griffin's Gog
Level 44
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Bonk Helm
Level 20 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
(1)
Unknown Item 30571 #24485
Level 21
(1)
Unknown Item 30571 #21762
Level 70
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30571 #24645
Level 68
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bonk Helm
Level 79 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 38 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
(1)
Your Worst Nightmare #49129
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
(1)
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30571 #14444
Level 77
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30571 #26600
Level 87
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30571 #22792
Level 56
(1)
Unknown Item 30571 #23500
Level 32
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Your Worst Nightmare #66692
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 64 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
(1)
Unknown Item 30863
Level 53
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30556
Level 83
(1)
Unknown Item 30915
Level 3
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30652
Level 49
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30930
Level 5
(1)
(1)
Blazing Bull
Level 30
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30959
Level 19
(1)
(1)
Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
(1)
(1)
Blazing Bull
Level 93
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30363 #30269
Level 13
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Bolted Bombardier
Level 70 Facial Hair
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his
beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and
they want to talk to you.
(1)
Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 30 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
(1)
Unknown Item 30831
Level 39
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30915
Level 33
(1)
(1)
Tyrant's Helm
Level 16 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cockfighter #47777
Level 10
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker
with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30959
Level 27
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30077 #7858
Level 9
(1)
Menpo #50345
Level 25 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30929
Level 91
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30930
Level 4
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30930
Level 26
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30652
Level 74
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30176
Level 70
(1)
Blazing Bull
Level 71
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30176 #19442
Level 62
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30652
Level 94
(1)
(1)
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30872
Level 39
(1)
(1)
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Bolted Bombardier
Level 8 Facial Hair
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his
beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and
they want to talk to you.
(1)
Outback Intellectual #46110
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30915
Level 36
(1)
(1)
Bird-Man of Aberdeen #44361
Level 34
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Area 451 #52469
Level 57
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30363
Level 77
(1)
Area 451 #52823
Level 45
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
(1)
(1)
Fast Learner
Level 81 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
(1)
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 46 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tyrant's Helm
Level 33 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30491
Level 59
(1)
Unknown Item 30519
Level 9
(1)
Unknown Item 30779
Level 47
(20)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30491
Level 78
(1)
Unknown Item 30779
Level 75
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30519
Level 48
(1)
Unknown Item 30779
Level 81
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30748
Level 63
(1)
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30742
Level 24
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30742
Level 14
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30742
Level 48
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30742
Level 92
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30742
Level 21
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30742
Level 14
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30304
Level 79
(1)
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 79 Uniform
(1)
Archimedes
Level 19
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
(1)
Unknown Item 30197
Level 9
(1)
()
Unknown Item 30785
Level 66
(1)
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30862
Level 22
(1)
(1)
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 54 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
Googly Gazer
Level 96 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Googly Gazer
Level 14 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
Unknown Item 30821
Level 84
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30681
Level 75
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30325
Level 67
(1)
Unknown Item 30366 #29917
Level 4
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30316
Level 91
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30543
Level 12
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 1094 #35944
Level 99
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30363 #30871
Level 41
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Private Eye
Level 37 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30551
Level 87
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30550
Level 37
(1)
Unknown Item 30471 #29860
Level 12
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30366 #30331
Level 19
(1)
Unknown Item 30348
Level 65
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30773
Level 77
(1)
(1)
Apparatchik's Apparel #32805
Level 74 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Einstein
Level 35
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Futankhamun
Level 93
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 5
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 36 Hat
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30333
Level 10
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30089 #28737
Level 44
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Soldier's Stogie
Level 15 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
War Pig
Level 6
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.
(1)
Honcho's Headgear
Level 99 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30074
Level 6
(1)
Unknown Item 1124 #21298
Level 58
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1124 #27849
Level 20
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1124 #29598
Level 1
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lucky Shot
Level 15
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
Unknown Item 1094
Level 39
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Vox Diabolus #44757
Level 95
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Googly Gazer
Level 4 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30590
Level 53
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30590
Level 22
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30590
Level 77
(1)
(1)
Hat With No Name #58518
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
Unknown Item 30086 #19645
Level 87
(1)
Unknown Item 30563 #16112
Level 30
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30752
Level 29
(1)
(1)
Intangible Ascot
Level 62
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30911
Level 41
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30912
Level 76
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30698
Level 38
(1)
(1)
Tin-1000
Level 57
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
(1)
Unknown Item 30304
Level 97
(1)
Spooky Sleeves
Level 27 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
(1)
Unknown Item 30550
Level 72
(1)
Unknown Item 30872
Level 94
(1)
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30720
Level 95
(1)
Swagman's Swatter #54609
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30814
Level 6
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30814
Level 7
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30814
Level 69
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30814
Level 32
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30814
Level 16
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30788
Level 30
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30788
Level 35
(1)
(1)
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 42
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Einstein
Level 33
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30423
Level 83
(1)
Menpo #48639
Level 87 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
(1)
Cockfighter #38540
Level 10
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker
with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
(1)
Unknown Item 30971
Level 68
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30407
Level 3
(1)
Unknown Item 30546
Level 54
(1)
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 12 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30415
Level 78
(1)
Safe'n'Sound
Level 72 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
(1)
Le Party Phantom
Level 61
(1)
Unknown Item 30427
Level 34
(1)
Unknown Item 30428
Level 68
(1)
Unknown Item 30073
Level 47
(1)
Unknown Item 30358
Level 55
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30338 #24458
Level 73
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Under Cover
Level 96
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Griffin's Gog
Level 86
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Intangible Ascot
Level 24
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Scottish Snarl
Level 57
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Pickled Paws
Level 34
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Hair of the Dog
Level 96
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Can Opener
Level 12
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 7
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 10
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Unknown Item 30823
Level 30
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30804
Level 16
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30804
Level 4
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30885
Level 100
(1)
(1)
Lacking Moral Fiber Mask #53055
Level 57 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30773
Level 93
(1)
(1)
Conjurer's Cowl
Level 20 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
(1)
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30895
Level 79
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30795
Level 5
(1)
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Cockfighter #47773
Level 10
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker
with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30681
Level 85
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30821
Level 56
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30377 #30225
Level 23
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Intangible Ascot
Level 18
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 68
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Cool Breeze
Level 70 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
(1)
Infernal Impaler #42593
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30377
Level 38
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30882
Level 87
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30426
Level 12
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 82 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 89 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
(1)
Unknown Item 30859
Level 53
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30348
Level 40
(1)
Apparatchik's Apparel #57912
Level 96 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coupe D'isaster
Level 25 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30479
Level 99
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30888
Level 32
(1)
(1)
Point and Shoot #59525
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
(1)
Hat of Cards
Level 45
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
(1)
Unknown Item 30890
Level 91
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30645
Level 78
(1)
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 1188
Level 50
(1)
Crocleather Slouch
Level 67
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30169 #36749
Level 23
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
All-Father #64430
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dashin' Hashshashin #62981
Level 10
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
(1)
Der Wintermantel #49767
Level 45 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 6
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30539
Level 19
(1)
Unknown Item 30367
Level 45
(1)
Unknown Item 30539
Level 25
(1065353216)
(1)
Unknown Item 30165
Level 85
(1)
Unknown Item 30540
Level 70
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
(1)
Unknown Item 30862
Level 14
(1)
(1)
Hat of Cards
Level 5
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
(1)
Flipped Trilby
Level 72 Hat
(1)
Track Terrorizer #55602
Level 14 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Nose Candy #51104
Level 1 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tin-1000
Level 94
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
(1)
Unknown Item 30647
Level 63
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30325
Level 62
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30662
Level 64
(1)
(1)
Lacking Moral Fiber Mask #46785
Level 57 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30971
Level 93
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30364 #30352
Level 40
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scotch Bonnet
Level 92 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30313
Level 33
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30873
Level 64
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 1189
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 1185
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30902
Level 17
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30104
Level 31
(1)
Unknown Item 30119 #41438
Level 5
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Team Captain #72907
Level 29 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30990
Level 55
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30419 #11899
Level 22
(1)
Quadwrangler #50974
Level 96 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
(1)
Unknown Item 30179
Level 31
(1)
Unknown Item 30363
Level 41
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30538
Level 11
(1)
Unknown Item 30472 #29562
Level 5
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Industrial Festivizer
Level 48
(1)
Winter Wonderland Wrap #21321
Level 31 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
(1)
Unknown Item 30888
Level 8
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30685
Level 2
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30707
Level 8
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30686
Level 97
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30716
Level 76
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30684
Level 22
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30685
Level 50
(1)
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Holy Hunter
Level 51
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 65
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Blazing Bull
Level 100
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Tail From the Crypt
Level 20
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Unknown Item 30089 #41788
Level 31
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30138 #40069
Level 74
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30179
Level 47
(1)
Unknown Item 30698
Level 62
(1)
(1)
Tough Stuff Muffs #48970
Level 74
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Point and Shoot #63812
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30129
Level 69
(1)
Unknown Item 30574
Level 50
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30717
Level 40
(1)
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Sultan's Ceremonial #70917
Level 76 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Blind Justice #36264
Level 98 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
(1)
Unknown Item 30124 #30665
Level 48
(1)
Unknown Item 30078
Level 37
(1)
Bolt Boy
Level 72 Hat
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to
an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's
also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on
here even we don't know what to make of it.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30536
Level 60
(1)
Unknown Item 30407
Level 3
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30066
Level 23
(1)
Made Man
Level 69 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
(1)
Business Casual #58715
Level 25 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30100
Level 83
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30871
Level 73
(1)
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30319
Level 61
(1)
Unknown Item 30069
Level 29
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reggaelator
Level 70 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
(1)
Unknown Item 30662
Level 1
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30875
Level 14
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30969
Level 7
(1)
(1)
Reggaelator
Level 96 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30375
Level 26
(1)
Unknown Item 30875
Level 24
(1)
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30139
Level 70
(1)
Unknown Item 30882
Level 27
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30746
Level 7
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30347 #30503
Level 9
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Backwards Ballcap #56710
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
(1)
Stereoscopic Shades #41803
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30185 #23971
Level 25
(1)
Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
()
(1)
(30)
()
(1065353216)
(1)
(1.2)
Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing
()
(0.1)
(1065353216)
Jag
Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_RepairRate_Decreased
()
(1)
()
(0.756)
(0.67)
Unknown Item 1098
Level 45
#Attrib_DamageDone_Bodyshot_Negative
#Attrib_Sniper_NoHeadShot
()
(1)
(1)
(1)
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30704
Level 73
(1)
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30077 #26561
Level 36
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30744
Level 24
(1)
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Level 1
(1)
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
(1)
(1)
Australium Gold
Level 5
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding
()
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 1103
Level 76
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_Spread_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
(0.608)
()
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Quality 15 Unknown Item 16391
Level 99
(0.2)
()
(1)
(1)
(1)
(0)
(2)
(391)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5875
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5877)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 5893
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5892)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 5888
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5887)
(1)
Unknown Item 5893
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5892)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 5875
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5877)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 5893
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5892)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 5893
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5892)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 5875
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5877)
(1)
(1)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Summary
Profile views: 518
Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 492 |
| Hats | 247 |
| Misc | 152 |
| Metal | 146 items worth 924 scrap |
| Unknown | 691 |
| Total | 1728 |
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