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Alucard
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Scout
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Soldier
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Pyro
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Demoman
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Heavy
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Engineer
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Medic
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Sniper
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Spy
(110 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
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A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
(1)
(1)
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth
()
(1)
(10)
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Unknown Item 5826
Level 16
(1)
(1)
(3)
(1)
(1)
(1)
(1510236000)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Item 30840
Level 12
(1)
(1)
(55)
(1)
(40)
(0.2)
Unknown Item 30535
Level 42
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
()
(1)
()
(0.455)
(72)
Strange Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
#Attrib_BatLaunchesOrnaments
#Attrib_EffectBarRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
Strange Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss
()
Strange Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
()
(1)
Festive Buff Banner
Level 5
()
(1)
(1)
Strange Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal
#Attrib_HealthRegen
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(1)
()
(0.608)
(1065353216)
Strange
Level 10
#Attrib_AddUber_OnHit_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
()
(1)
()
(0.608)
(1065353216)
Strange Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
()
Strange Unknown Item 1143
Level 24
()
(1)
Unknown Item 1143
Level 74
()
(1)
Festive Ubersaw
Level 10
#Attrib_AddUber_OnHit_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
(1)
()
(0.608)
(1)
(1065353216)
Strange
Level 16
#Attrib_Cleaver_Description
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(1)
Strange Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MultDmgBonusWhileHalfDead
#Attrib_MultDmgPenaltyWhileHalfAlive
()
(1)
()
(0.455)
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
Strange Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
()
Festive Huntsman
Level 10
override projectile type (1100480512)
()
(1)
(1065353216)
(1)
Strange Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
()
Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42
()
(0.455)
(1)
Apoco-Fists #48952
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
#Attrib_CritKillWillGib
()
(1065353216)
Strange Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
#Attrib_CritForcesLaugh
#Attrib_CritFromBehind
#Attrib_TickleEnemiesWieldingSameWeapon
#Attrib_CritDoesNoDamage
()
(1065353216)
Strange Fists
Level 1 Fists
()
(1065353216)
"POOTIS POW!"
Level 1 Fists
()
()
(1065353216)
"WM1 is skill"
Level 10
"WM1= 3000 KS"
()
()
(0)
(8.5)
(50)
(2450)
(2.8)
(0.6)
(0.1)
(20)
(1)
()
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(0)
(8.5)
(50)
(2450)
(2.8)
(0.6)
(0.1)
(20)
(1)
()
(1065353216)
Strange Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_WpnBurnDmg_Reduced
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
()
(1)
(0)
(8.5)
(50)
(2450)
(2.8)
(0.6)
(0.1)
(20)
()
(0.4)
Strange Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_WpnBurnDmg_Reduced
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
()
(1)
(0)
(8.5)
(50)
(2450)
(2.8)
(0.6)
(0.1)
(20)
()
(0.4)
Strange Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_WpnBurnDmg_Reduced
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
()
(1)
(0)
(8.5)
(50)
(2450)
(2.8)
(0.6)
(0.1)
(20)
()
(0.4)
"McGreaser"
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_WpnBurnDmg_Reduced
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
()
()
(1)
(0)
(8.5)
(50)
(2450)
(2.8)
(0.6)
(0.1)
(20)
()
(0.4)
Unknown Item 1146
Level 65
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
(0)
(8.5)
(50)
(2450)
(2.8)
(0.6)
(0.1)
(20)
()
(1)
Strange Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
()
(1)
(0)
(8.5)
(50)
(2450)
(2.8)
(0.6)
(0.1)
(20)
(1)
()
Strange Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1
(0)
(8.5)
(50)
(2450)
(2.8)
(0.6)
(0.1)
(20)
(1)
()
Strange Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Level 2
(0)
(8.5)
(50)
(2450)
(2.8)
(0.6)
(0.1)
(20)
(1)
()
"The Oven"
Level 94
()
(0)
(8.5)
(50)
(2450)
(2.8)
(0.6)
(0.1)
(20)
(1)
()
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 53
(0)
(8.5)
(50)
(2450)
(2.8)
(0.6)
(0.1)
(20)
(1)
()
Strange Diamond Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 6
(0)
(8.5)
(50)
(2450)
(2.8)
(0.6)
(0.1)
(20)
(1)
()
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1
(0)
(8.5)
(50)
(2450)
(2.8)
(0.6)
(0.1)
(20)
(1)
()
(1)
Strange Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1
(0)
(8.5)
(50)
(2450)
(2.8)
(0.6)
(0.1)
(20)
(1)
()
Strange Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_FlaregunPelletsWithKnockback
#Attrib_Minicrit_Vs_Burning_Player
#Attrib_SelfDmgPush_Decreased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(1)
()
(0.608)
(1065353216)
Strange Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Strange Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponChargedShot
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding
#Attrib_NoCritBoost
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Increased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(1)
Strange Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced
()
(1)
()
(0.455)
Strange Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(1.15)
(5)
(3)
Strange Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
()
(1.3)
(10)
(1.5)
Strange Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_HealOnKill
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
#Attrib_DmgTaken_Increased
()
Unknown Item 1100
Level 84
(1)
()
(1.3)
(10)
(1)
(1.5)
(1)
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 1084
Level 85
()
(1.3)
(10)
(1)
(1.5)
Unknown Item 1084
Level 70
()
(1.3)
(10)
(1)
(1.5)
Strange Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
#Attrib_StickyAirBurstMode
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
()
(1)
()
(1)
Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1
(1)
()
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 1151
Level 68
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
()
(1)
()
(1)
()
(0.7)
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death
#Attrib_MarkForDeath
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
Strange Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(1065353216)
(20)
Strange Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponPenetration
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding
()
Strange Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
()
(0.8)
Unknown Item 1083
Level 69
override projectile type (1102053376)
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
()
(1)
(0.8)
Unknown Item 1105
Level 65
override projectile type (1103101952)
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
()
(1)
(0.8)
Strange Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
()
(1)
(0.8)
Unknown Item 1121
Level 17
override projectile type (1103626240)
()
(1)
(1)
(0.8)
"Trapped Under Ice"
Level 1 Knife
"IT'S A TRAP !!!!"
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire
()
()
()
Strange Knife
Level 1 Knife
()
(1)
(0.455)
()
(1065353216)
Strange Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1
(0.455)
()
Strange Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.II
Level 3
(0.455)
()
"Bottle of 1942 Chateau Backstab"
Level 1
"Gives you a chill down your spine, and a stabbed back."
()
()
(0.455)
()
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 30
(0.455)
()
Festive Knife
Level 1
(0.455)
()
(1)
Strange Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1
(0.455)
()
Strange Blood Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1
(0.455)
()
Unknown Item 30668
Level 5
(1)
()
(1)
(1)
Strange Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
()
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Strange Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
()
(1065353216)
(1)
(5)
Strange Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
()
(1065353216)
(1)
(5)
Strange Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
()
(1065353216)
(1)
(5)
Strange Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
()
(1065353216)
(1)
(5)
Strange Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
()
(1065353216)
(1)
(5)
Strange Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
()
(1065353216)
(1)
(5)
Strange Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
()
(1065353216)
(1)
(5)
Strange Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
"Only to be used on VSH and FF2 servers."
()
()
(1065353216)
(1)
(5)
Strange Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
()
(1065353216)
(1)
(5)
"Lean"
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
()
()
(1065353216)
(1)
(5)
Strange Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth
()
(1)
(10)
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Unknown Item 1145
Level 5
()
(1)
(1065353216)
(1)
Festive Sandvich
Level 1
()
(1)
(30)
()
(1)
(1065353216)
(1)
Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1
(1)
()
Strange Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1
(1)
()
Strange Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Level 5
(1)
()
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 3
(1)
()
Strange Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 169
(1)
()
Strange Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1
(1)
()
Strange Blood Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1
(1)
()
Strange Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides a 2.5 second resistance bubble that blocks 75%
base damage and 100% crit damage of the selected type to the Medic and
Patient.
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_Resists
#Attrib_Overheal_Fill_Rate_Reduced
()
(0.67)
(0.1)
(0.75)
(0.1)
(0.75)
(0.1)
(0.75)
Strange Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
#Attrib_AimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
()
(1)
()
(0.8)
Strange
Level 17
#Attrib_Ring_Of_Fire_While_Aiming
#Attrib_Uses_Ammo_While_Aiming
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(1.25)
Genuine
Level 1
#Attrib_Ring_Of_Fire_While_Aiming
#Attrib_Uses_Ammo_While_Aiming
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(1.25)
Genuine
Level 1
#Attrib_Ring_Of_Fire_While_Aiming
#Attrib_Uses_Ammo_While_Aiming
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(1.25)
Genuine
Level 1
#Attrib_Ring_Of_Fire_While_Aiming
#Attrib_Uses_Ammo_While_Aiming
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(1.25)
Genuine
Level 1
#Attrib_Ring_Of_Fire_While_Aiming
#Attrib_Uses_Ammo_While_Aiming
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(1.25)
Strange Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
(1)
()
(0.8)
Strange Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
()
(1)
(1)
()
Strange Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Level 10
(1)
()
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1
(1)
()
Strange Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 247
(1)
()
Festive Minigun
Level 1
(1)
()
(1)
Strange Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1
(1)
()
Strange Blood Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 3
(1)
()
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
()
(1)
()
(0.66)
(1)
(1.2)
(1.2)
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing
()
(0.1)
(1065353216)
Strange Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
()
(0.1)
(1065353216)
"F4ke B00bs"
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
"By the way, if you are reading this, you just got shrekt!!"
()
()
()
(1)
(0.9)
()
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 2
(0.9)
()
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Level 12
(0.9)
()
Strange Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1
(0.9)
()
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 2
(0.9)
()
Strange Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 18
(0.9)
()
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1
(0.9)
()
(1)
Strange Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 19
(0.9)
()
"Kill your Mother :D"
Level 1
"Day Of Death"
()
()
(1)
(0.723)
()
(1)
Strange Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_CancelFallingDamage
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
()
Strange Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
()
(1)
(0.723)
()
Strange Winger
Level 15 Pistol
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
()
(1)
()
(0.723)
(1.25)
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
()
Ham Shank #252918
Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
()
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Strange
Level 5
#Attrib_RevolverUseHitLocations
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(1)
Festive Ambassador
Level 5
#Attrib_RevolverUseHitLocations
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(1)
(1)
Strange Unknown Item 1142
Level 56
(0.497)
()
(1)
Unknown Item 1142
Level 79
(0.497)
()
(1)
Strange Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
()
(1)
(0.497)
()
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
#Attrib_ElectricalAirblast
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Strange Beggar's Bazooka
Level 56 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_AutoFiresFullClip
#Attrib_CanOverload
#Attrib_Projectile_Spread_Angle_Negative
#Attrib_NoPrimaryAmmoFromDispensers
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
()
Strange Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
()
Strange Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
()
Strange Unknown Item 1104
Level 84
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(1)
()
(0.35)
(1)
(4)
Unknown Item 1085
Level 92
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
()
(1)
(20)
Strange Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
()
(1)
(1)
()
Strange Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
()
(1)
(1)
()
Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Level 19
(1)
()
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 39
(1)
()
Strange Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 7
(1)
()
Strange Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1
(1)
()
Strange Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
()
(1)
()
(0.5)
(1)
Strange Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
()
Strange Unknown Item 1103
Level 4
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_Spread_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
(0.608)
()
(1)
Unknown Item 1078
Level 87
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
()
(1)
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Spread_Positive
#Attrib_HypeOnDamage
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
#Attrib_HypeResetsOnJump
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
(1)
(0.608)
()
(4)
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1
(0.608)
()
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 3
(0.608)
()
Strange Diamond Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1
(0.608)
()
Strange Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1
(0.608)
()
Strange Blood Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1
"I love futa"
()
(0.608)
()
Strange Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemiesDeploy
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
()
(1)
()
(0.608)
(0.8)
(1065353216)
Strange Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(1)
()
(0.608)
Strange
Level 5
#Attrib_SentryKilledRevenge
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
()
(1)
(1065353216)
Strange Unknown Item 1141
Level 26
()
(0.608)
(1)
(1065353216)
Unknown Item 1141
Level 68
()
(0.608)
(1)
(1065353216)
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
#Attrib_CritWhileAirborne
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
#Attrib_CritWhileAirborne
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
#Attrib_CritWhileAirborne
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
#Attrib_CritWhileAirborne
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Strange
Level 3
#Attrib_CritVsWet
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Genuine
Level 1
#Attrib_CritVsWet
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Genuine
Level 1
#Attrib_CritVsWet
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Genuine
Level 1
#Attrib_CritVsWet
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Genuine
Level 1
#Attrib_CritVsWet
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Strange Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(1)
(8)
Unknown Item 1149
Level 1
(0.505)
()
(1)
Strange SMG
Level 1 SMG
(1)
()
(1)
(0.505)
()
Strange Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.
#Attrib_MultSniperChargePenalty
()
(1)
()
(0.676)
Strange Unknown Item 1098
Level 63
#Attrib_DamageDone_Bodyshot_Negative
#Attrib_Sniper_NoHeadShot
()
(1)
(1)
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1
"Aoleu, pai ce-ai facut ma nene ma?"
()
(0.676)
()
AWPer Hand #361007
Level 1
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
(0.676)
()
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer
()
Strange Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1
(0.676)
()
Strange Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Level 29
(0.676)
()
Strange Diamond Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1
(0.676)
()
"Assassin's Weed"
Level 1
()
(0.676)
()
(1)
"DeathGun"
Level 1
"Das ist wahre Macht wahre Stärke ...Death Gun..."
()
()
(0.676)
()
Strange Blood Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1
(0.676)
()
Strange Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_Honorbound
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(72)
(1065353216)
Strange
Level 63
#Attrib_Sapper_Degenerates_Buildings
#Attrib_Sapper_Damage_Penalty
()
Unknown Item 1080
Level 25
()
(1)
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
()
()
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_AmmoBecomesHealth
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Reduced
()
(1)
()
(0.455)
(72)
(1065353216)
(0.2)
(1065353216)
Strange Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
()
Strange Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(1.2)
Quäckenbirdt #80601
Level 66 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.
()
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Jag
Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_RepairRate_Decreased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
(1)
(1)
()
(1)
()
(0.756)
(0.67)
Strange Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Strange Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
()
(1)
(0.756)
()
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Level 7
(0.756)
()
Strange Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Level 1
(0.756)
()
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 2
(0.756)
()
Strange Diamond Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 3
(0.756)
()
Festive Wrench
Level 1
(0.756)
()
(1)
Strange Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1
(0.756)
()
Haunted Exorcizor
Level 39 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
Exorcizor
Level 12 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30190 #16131
Level 33
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30185
Level 66
(1)
Unknown Item 30176 #38111
Level 21
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30176
Level 34
(1)
Unknown Item 30189 #38518
Level 55
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30178 #21133
Level 78
(1)
Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 39 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
(1)
Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 92 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
(1)
Flunkyware
Level 7 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30655
Level 8
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30068
Level 42
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30132
Level 65
(1)
Unknown Item 30100
Level 31
(1)
Unknown Item 30134 #28093
Level 24
(1)
Unknown Item 30350 #2999
Level 69
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30348 #22292
Level 37
(1)
Unknown Item 30366
Level 89
(1)
Unknown Item 30343 #17671
Level 36
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30342 #28342
Level 9
(1)
Unknown Item 30339 #4521
Level 93
(1)
Unknown Item 30367 #3666
Level 15
(1)
Unknown Item 30367
Level 80
(1)
Unknown Item 30376
Level 21
(1)
Unknown Item 30373 #28038
Level 33
(1)
Unknown Item 30372
Level 85
(1)
Unknown Item 30364
Level 33
(1)
Bootie Time #61127
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30405
Level 17
(1)
Unknown Item 30392
Level 48
(1)
Unknown Item 30394
Level 22
(1)
Unknown Item 30391
Level 66
(1)
Unknown Item 30400
Level 4
(1)
Spooky Sleeves
Level 83 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
(1)
Unknown Item 30060 #39016
Level 100
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Unknown Item 30061
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30061 #37861
Level 68
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30312
Level 17
(1)
Unknown Item 30304
Level 32
(1)
Unknown Item 30305
Level 6
(1)
Unknown Item 30328
Level 87
(1)
Unknown Item 30309
Level 62
(1)
Unknown Item 30742
Level 10
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30098 #38788
Level 64
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30126 #38003
Level 63
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30073
Level 90
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1088 #24231
Level 11
(1)
Genuine Unknown Item 30062
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30062 #36563
Level 19
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Purity Fist
Level 10
(1)
Googly Gazer
Level 33 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30652
Level 85
(1)
(1)
Genuine Fortune Hunter
Level 1 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
(1)
Fortune Hunter #43212
Level 19 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
(1)
Russian Rocketeer #48875
Level 71
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coffin Kit
Level 43 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Unknown Item 30751
Level 71
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30749
Level 72
(1)
(1)
Idea Tube
Level 83 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30216
Level 21
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30267
Level 1
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30267
Level 56
(1)
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 65 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 3 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
(1)
Unknown Item 30417 #26439
Level 82
(1)
Unknown Item 30403
Level 51
(1)
Unknown Item 30398 #26079
Level 60
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 12
(1)
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
(1)
Awesomenauts Badge #52101
Level 80 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Unknown Item 1096
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 1096 #29798
Level 50
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Heroic Companion Badge
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
(1)
Heroic Companion Badge #39903
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Croft's Crest
Level 1 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
(1)
Croft's Crest #3508
Level 42 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Whale Bone Charm
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
(1)
Whale Bone Charm #46249
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Hitt Mann Badge
Level 1 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
(1)
Hitt Mann Badge #47737
Level 62 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Merc Medal
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
(1)
Merc Medal #57669
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
(1)
(1)
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
(1)
(1)
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
(1)
(1)
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
(1)
(1)
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
(1)
(1)
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
(1)
(1)
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
(1)
(1)
Atomic Accolade #52173
Level 41 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
(1)
Mark of the Saint #57283
Level 20 Badge
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vigilant Pin #49135
Level 1 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Genuine Tomb Wrapper
Level 1 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
(1)
Tomb Wrapper #45842
Level 54 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30091
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30397
Level 13
(1)
Unknown Item 30090 #33550
Level 64
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Jingle Belt #47265
Level 53 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Battery Bandolier
Level 88
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 32
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #45071
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
(1)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Bonedolier
Level 75 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
(1)
Burning Bongos
Level 87 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 30 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30540
Level 67
(1)
Unknown Item 30543
Level 82
(1)
Unknown Item 30371 #28739
Level 34
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30358
Level 97
(1)
Unknown Item 30379 #28613
Level 9
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30354 #27686
Level 50
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30561 #25170
Level 27
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30822
Level 44
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30080
Level 91
(1)
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 65 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug.
Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something
in your mouth that is on fire.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30747
Level 36
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30539
Level 60
(1065353216)
(1)
Unknown Item 30601
Level 56
(1)
Unknown Item 30797
Level 20
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30129
Level 50
(1)
Unknown Item 30377 #2905
Level 71
(1)
Unknown Item 30361 #22338
Level 83
(1)
Unknown Item 30356 #28537
Level 74
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30476
Level 36
(1)
(1)
Kringle Collection #43626
Level 63 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30330
Level 69
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30310
Level 2
(1)
Unknown Item 30331
Level 43
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30199
Level 34
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30199
Level 56
(1)
Unknown Item 30633
Level 18
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30637
Level 55
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30629
Level 85
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30626
Level 2
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30635
Level 82
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30582
Level 42
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30598
Level 53
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30603
Level 65
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30583
Level 89
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30574
Level 9
(1)
(1)
Vintage Mining Light
Level 2
For Engineers with bright ideas.
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30558
Level 41
(1)
Unknown Item 30551
Level 18
(1)
Unknown Item 30552
Level 29
(1)
Exquisite Rack
Level 36
(1)
Unknown Item 30684
Level 2
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30788
Level 16
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30789
Level 57
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30773
Level 69
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30499
Level 38
(1)
Unknown Item 30517
Level 33
(1)
Unknown Item 30517
Level 51
(1)
Unknown Item 30517
Level 59
(1)
Unknown Item 30520
Level 90
(1)
Unknown Item 30526
Level 76
(1)
Unknown Item 30526
Level 93
(1)
Unknown Item 30508
Level 14
(1)
Unknown Item 30508
Level 70
(1)
"맞으면 피똥싼다"
Level 23
()
(1)
Unknown Item 30504
Level 25
(1)
Unknown Item 30515
Level 55
(1)
Unknown Item 30493
Level 37
(1)
Unknown Item 30522
Level 31
(1)
Unknown Item 30522
Level 62
(1)
Soldier's Stash
Level 28 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30471 #26875
Level 1
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Haunted Unknown Item 30232
Level 36
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30232
Level 67
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30241
Level 58
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30241
Level 65
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30241
Level 75
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30241
Level 86
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30259
Level 38
"This is what happens when you don't take your boots off for nine
years straight."
()
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30261
Level 8
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30261
Level 62
(1)
Unknown Item 30261
Level 40
(1)
Unknown Item 30261
Level 65
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30273
Level 11
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30228
Level 14
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30207
Level 63
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30235
Level 14
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30235
Level 72
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30235
Level 78
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30270
Level 8
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30293
Level 42
(1)
Unknown Item 30293
Level 95
(1)
Unknown Item 30257
Level 51
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30236
Level 14
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30236
Level 73
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30224
Level 25
(1)
Unknown Item 30795
Level 5
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30795
Level 35
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30795
Level 51
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30795
Level 82
(1)
(1)
Hair of the Dog
Level 47
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Haunted Scottish Snarl
Level 10
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Scottish Snarl
Level 28
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Haunted Pickled Paws
Level 33
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Einstein
Level 58
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Haunted Blazing Bull
Level 99
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Blazing Bull
Level 59
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Haunted Fallen Angel
Level 8
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Haunted Fallen Angel
Level 28
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Tail From the Crypt
Level 17
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Tail From the Crypt
Level 82
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Haunted Wrap Battler
Level 78
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Haunted Futankhamun
Level 27
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Haunted Futankhamun
Level 38
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Futankhamun
Level 24
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Holy Hunter
Level 75
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Holy Hunter
Level 91
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Silver Bullets
Level 43
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Steel Pipes
Level 4
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Shoestring Budget
Level 97
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Haunted Griffin's Gog
Level 4
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Haunted Intangible Ascot
Level 35
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Haunted Intangible Ascot
Level 69
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Haunted Intangible Ascot
Level 80
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Genuine Unknown Item 30472
Level 1
(1)
Deadliest Duckling #49558
Level 41 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
(1)
Unknown Item 30414
Level 84
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30213
Level 20
(1)
All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
(1)
Genuine Blind Justice
Level 1 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
(1)
Blind Justice #11186
Level 96 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
(1)
Brainiac Hairpiece #61443
Level 97 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30164
Level 30
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30227
Level 11
(1)
Unknown Item 30681
Level 56
(1)
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 9 Facial Hair
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 34 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
Bolted Bombardier
Level 71 Facial Hair
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his
beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and
they want to talk to you.
(1)
Unknown Item 30477
Level 35
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30482
Level 84
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30401
Level 68
(1)
Unknown Item 30410
Level 57
(1)
Genuine Camera Beard
Level 17 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
(1)
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 80 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
(1)
Camera Beard
Level 50 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
(1)
Unknown Item 30322
Level 7
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30317
Level 100
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flair! #49960
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
(1)
Unknown Item 30831
Level 97
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30430
Level 1
(1)
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
(1)
Deus Specs #63837
Level 10 Glasses
(1)
Unknown Item 30168
Level 21
(1)
Unknown Item 30661
Level 1
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30141
Level 64
(1)
Unknown Item 30104
Level 13
(1)
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 10 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
Ze Goggles
Level 26 Glasses
Nothing
(1)
Unknown Item 30368 #28546
Level 38
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine
Level 1
(1)
#53701
Level 50
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Unknown Item 30569
Level 25
(1)
Unknown Item 30737
Level 64
(1)
Unknown Item 30737
Level 65
(1)
Unknown Item 30737
Level 66
(1)
Unknown Item 30737
Level 67
(1)
Unknown Item 30737
Level 80
(1)
"The Pussy Puncher"
Level 99
"Fear the power of the PUSSY PUNCH"
()
()
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30196
Level 66
(1)
Digit Divulger
Level 61 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
(1)
Unknown Item 30107 #35286
Level 84
(1)
Brock's Locks
Level 55 Hair
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased,
tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from
your lower back and buttocks years ago.
(1)
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.
(1)
Brütal Bouffant #41785
Level 100 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Carl #46743
Level 59 Hair
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the
unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long
flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness
wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you
the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!
(1)
Heavy's Hockey Hair #46608
Level 39 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
Unknown Item 30078
Level 23
(1)
Unknown Item 30099 #27116
Level 27
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30121
Level 52
(1)
Unknown Item 30428
Level 89
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30479
Level 91
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30406
Level 88
(1)
Mutton Mann
Level 23 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
(1)
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
(1)
"het leelijke haar"
Level 1 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
()
(1)
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
(1)
Lone Star #44833
Level 17
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1040 #40886
Level 53
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30720
Level 75
(1)
"Because I'm BATMAN"
Level 1
()
(1)
Genuine Unknown Item 30739
Level 1
(1)
Genuine Unknown Item 30741
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30721
Level 32
(1)
Unknown Item 30721
Level 33
(1)
Unknown Item 30723
Level 10
(1)
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 7 Hat
(1)
Big Chief
Level 66 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Country
Level 30
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
Blighted Beak
Level 12 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bonk Boy #64752
Level 99 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 1038 #41934
Level 40
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Anger #62027
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30066
Level 52
(1)
Bubble Pipe #68259
Level 22
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Buckaroos Hat
Level 83 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
Brain Bucket #68216
Level 91 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Capo's Capper
Level 75 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
(1)
Unknown Item 30627
Level 35
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30644
Level 63
(1)
(1)
Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap #40560
Level 35
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Combat Medic's Crusher Cap
Level 1
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
(1)
Industrial Festivizer
Level 33
(1)
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
(1)
Conjurer's Cowl #52083
Level 76 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Connoisseur's Cap #30702
Level 96 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
(1)
Conquistador
Level 89
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
(1)
Cosa Nostra Cap #72668
Level 3 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coupe D'isaster
Level 36 Hat
(1)
Crocleather Slouch
Level 28
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
Crone's Dome
Level 83
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
(1)
Unknown Item 30484 #27478
Level 21
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30746
Level 64
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30755
Level 64
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30748
Level 28
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30743
Level 19
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30823
Level 18
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30827
Level 21
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30836
Level 84
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30835
Level 57
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30829
Level 87
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30833
Level 80
(10)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30580
Level 30
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30576
Level 47
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30592
Level 23
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30588
Level 32
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30578
Level 26
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30589
Level 55
(1)
(1)
Defiant Spartan
Level 76
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 74
(1)
(1)
Demoman's Fro
Level 31
(1)
(1)
Genuine Glengarry Bonnet
Level 92 Hat
(1)
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 11 Hat
(1)
Genuine Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 73 Hat
(1)
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 61 Hat
(1)
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
(1)
Carouser's Capotain
Level 13 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Samur-Eye
Level 93 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 77 Hat
(1)
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 35 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 54 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 18 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Sober Stuntman
Level 83 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
Détective Noir
Level 26 Hat
(1)
DethKapp #49155
Level 80
For centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of
who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally
answers that age-old mystery: It was you!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Doctor's Sack #68115
Level 79 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Doe-Boy
Level 1
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
(1)
Doe-Boy #29297
Level 94
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
(1)
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
(1)
Unknown Item 1095 #23917
Level 35
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 31
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 82
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 41 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
(1)
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 58 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
(1)
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 83 Hat
(1)
Engineer's Cap
Level 81 Hat
(1)
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 97 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
(1)
Safe'n'Sound
Level 98 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
(1)
Vintage Hotrod
Level 42 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
(1)
Hotrod
Level 84 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30069
Level 49
(1)
Unknown Item 30545
Level 94
(1)
Unknown Item 30546
Level 32
(1)
Unknown Item 30549
Level 8
(1065353216)
(1)
Unknown Item 30538
Level 36
(1)
Unknown Item 30553
Level 71
(1)
Unknown Item 30547
Level 91
(1)
Executioner
Level 55
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
(1)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 13
(1)
Unknown Item 30162 #37775
Level 51
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30173 #35437
Level 54
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30187 #17543
Level 68
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30175 #19856
Level 82
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 20
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flipped Trilby
Level 84 Hat
(1)
Furious Fukaamigasa #67525
Level 53 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
German Gonzila
Level 43 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Apparition's Aspect
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Haunted Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 58
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
(1)
Haunted Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 85
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
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Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 91
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
(1)
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #54052
Level 63
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
(1)
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Genuine Cross-Comm Express
Level 1
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
(1)
Grimm Hatte
Level 16 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
(1)
Genuine Unknown Item 30058
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30058 #40550
Level 73
(1)
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Grenadier Helm
Level 1
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
(1)
Void Monk Hair
Level 1
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
(1)
Ninja Cowl
Level 1
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
(1)
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 76 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
(1)
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 86 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
(1)
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 72 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
(1)
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Football Helmet
Level 12 Hat
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U-clank-a
Level 26
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Genuine Tough Guy's Toque
Level 9 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
(1)
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 20 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
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Officer's Ushanka
Level 5
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
(1)
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Heavy Duty Rag
Level 76 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
(1)
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Vintage Hound Dog
Level 27 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
(1)
Hound Dog
Level 69 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
(1)
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Gym Rat #61216
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
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Pugilist's Protector
Level 69 Hat
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Dread Knot
Level 55 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
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Hard Counter
Level 6 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
(1)
Hanger-On Hood
Level 10
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your
complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the
stomach for dressing up like a moth.
(1)
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Genuine That '70s Chapeau
Level 1
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
(1)
That '70s Chapeau #49546
Level 14
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
(1)
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Genuine Chief Constable
Level 1
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
(1)
Chief Constable #48916
Level 41
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
(1)
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Hero's Hachimaki #50433
Level 84 Hat
(1)
Honcho's Headgear
Level 53 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
(1)
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 93
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30294
Level 96
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Unknown Item 30718
Level 46
(1)
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Unknown Item 30686
Level 97
(1)
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Unknown Item 30708
Level 67
(1)
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Unknown Item 30682
Level 31
(1)
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Unknown Item 30798
Level 93
(1)
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Unknown Item 30792
Level 50
(1)
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Unknown Item 30810
Level 79
(1)
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Unknown Item 30796
Level 61
(1)
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Unknown Item 30805
Level 58
(1)
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Unknown Item 30809
Level 42
(1)
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Last Breath #26182
Level 13 Hat
(1)
Infernal Impaler #63111
Level 13 Hat
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Unknown Item 30662
Level 96
(1)
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Unknown Item 30653
Level 47
(1)
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Unknown Item 30658
Level 39
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Genuine Battle Bob
Level 1
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
(1)
Battle Bob
Level 62
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
(1)
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Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat
"Ey şanlı ordu,ey şanlı askerHaydi gazanfer, umman-ı safterBir
elde kalkan, bi"
()
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Janissary Ketche #67340
Level 71 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
(1)
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Unknown Item 30093 #36236
Level 94
(1)
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Unknown Item 30109
Level 92
(1)
Unknown Item 30128
Level 72
(1)
Unknown Item 30123 #36863
Level 91
(1)
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Unknown Item 30136
Level 69
(1)
Unknown Item 30120 #30470
Level 98
(1)
Unknown Item 30135 #39599
Level 86
(1)
Unknown Item 30114
Level 33
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 71
(1)
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 68 Hat
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Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
(1)
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Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
(1)
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Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
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Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
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Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
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Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
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Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
(1)
Large Luchadore
Level 54 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)
Larrikin Robin
Level 15 Hat
(1)
Genuine Last Straw
Level 1
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
Last Straw #28319
Level 56
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 45 Hat
(1)
Lucky Shot
Level 52
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
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Madame Dixie
Level 78 Hat
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Magnificent Mongolian
Level 69 Hat
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Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
(1)
Unknown Item 30767
Level 57
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30779
Level 93
(1)
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Unknown Item 30769
Level 54
(1)
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Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 86 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
(1)
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Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 22 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 75 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
(1)
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 72 Hat
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Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 8 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 24 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
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Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Geisha Boy
Level 10 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Surgeon's Stahlhelm #63966
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
(1)
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Planeswalker Helm #66406
Level 68 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
(1)
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Gentleman's Ushanka #55670
Level 72
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
(1)
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The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
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Modest Pile of Hat
Level 93 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
(1)
Unknown Item 1186
Level 50
(1)
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 98 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
Unknown Item 1124 #18153
Level 99
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"The Haden Hat"
Level 35 Hat
"Mary Haden, I tip my hats to you. And I will kill those BLU idiots
for you, too."
()
()
(1)
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 94 Hat
(1)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 70 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
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Pilotka #63173
Level 10 Hat
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Plutonidome
Level 29 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
(1)
Plutonidome
Level 81 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
(1)
Hetman's Headpiece #65680
Level 32 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
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Pounding Father #9830
Level 87
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
(1)
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Private Eye
Level 40 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Liquidator's Lid
Level 46 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 96
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 13 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
(1)
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 74 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
(1)
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 47 Hat
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Brigade Helm
Level 75 Hat
(1)
Pyro's Beanie
Level 19 Hat
(1)
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Napper's Respite
Level 6 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
(1)
Waxy Wayfinder #58609
Level 45
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
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Old Guadalajara
Level 36 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
(1)
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Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
(1)
Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
(1)
HazMat Headcase #48666
Level 68 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
(1)
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Pyromancer's Mask
Level 74 Hat
(1)
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Handyman's Handle
Level 67 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
Reggaelator
Level 59 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
(1)
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Stahlhelm #63048
Level 10 Hat
(1)
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Galvanized Gibus
Level 25 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
(1)
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 84 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 55 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 47 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Bolted Bicorne
Level 47 Hat
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a
human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if
they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your
move, parrots.
(1)
Pure Tin Capotain
Level 67 Hat
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you
could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger?
Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention
since the electric can opener.
(1)
Plug-In Prospector
Level 41 Hat
Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend you're a grizzled,
cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of
nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of
3047.
(1)
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 93 Hat
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come
by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats
out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt
cactuses.
(1)
Gridiron Guardian
Level 90 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
(1)
Tungsten Toque
Level 48 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
(1)
Byte'd Beak
Level 75 Hat
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day
masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for
dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
(1)
Halogen Head Lamp
Level 93 Hat
This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor's head mirror by
replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be
seen from space. Peer inside your patients' disease-riddled ears,
noses and throats from a safe distance.
(1)
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 36 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
(1)
Electric Escorter
Level 90 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
(1)
Filamental
Level 90 Hat
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only
your electrician knows for sure!
(1)
Firewall Helmet
Level 40 Hat
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better
hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why?
The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool
and refreshed, probably.
(1)
Plumber's Pipe
Level 85 Hat
Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes
with pipe, length of wire.
(1)
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 22 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
(1)
Googol Glass Eyes
Level 82 Hat
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the
stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean
hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
(1)
Metal Slug
Level 83 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
(1)
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 41 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
(1)
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 63 Hat
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained
urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through
a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
(1)
Bolt Boy
Level 98 Hat
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to
an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's
also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on
here even we don't know what to make of it.
(1)
Bonk Leadwear
Level 45 Hat
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by
mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932,
American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this
mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
(1)
Bot Dogger
Level 50 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Letch's LED
Level 47 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
(1)
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 81 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
(1)
Soldered Sensei
Level 83 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
(1)
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 5 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
(1)
Base Metal Billycock
Level 74 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
(1)
Unknown Item 30375 #23827
Level 93
(1)
Unknown Item 30344 #15973
Level 68
(1)
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Unknown Item 30357 #28505
Level 83
(1)
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Unknown Item 30362 #25075
Level 23
(1)
Unknown Item 30360 #28634
Level 25
(1)
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Unknown Item 30374
Level 61
(1)
Unknown Item 30338
Level 42
(1)
Unknown Item 30351 #28626
Level 1
(1)
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Unknown Item 30346
Level 87
(1)
Unknown Item 30336 #26783
Level 25
(1)
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Unknown Item 30369 #28996
Level 66
(1)
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Scarecrow
Level 65 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
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Bonk Helm
Level 21 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
(1)
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Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 66 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
(1)
(1)
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 27 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 41
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
(1)
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 56 Hat
Straight outta control point.
(1)
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Bombing Run
Level 35 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
Genuine Hero's Tail
Level 1 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
(1)
Hero's Tail #67095
Level 2 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
(1)
Backwards Ballcap
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
(1)
Hermes #64636
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
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Front Runner
Level 49
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
(1)
Planeswalker Goggles #67208
Level 51 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
(1)
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Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 94 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
Whoopee Cap
Level 91 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
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Genuine Cockfighter
Level 10
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker
with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
(1)
Genuine
Level 1
(1)
Level 94
(1)
Unknown Item 30475
Level 81
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30521
Level 65
(1)
Unknown Item 30421 #30430
Level 35
(1)
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Unknown Item 30418 #30465
Level 34
(1)
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Unknown Item 30413
Level 86
(1)
Unknown Item 30416
Level 13
(1)
Unknown Item 30390
Level 91
(1)
Unknown Item 30399
Level 67
(1)
Unknown Item 30425
Level 56
(1)
Trophy Belt
Level 1 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
(1)
(1)
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 81 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 96
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Fruit Shoot #63528
Level 71
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
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Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 61 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
(1)
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Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 13 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
(1)
Genuine Stainless Pot
Level 5 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 45 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Stainless Pot
Level 20 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 10
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Genuine Tyrant's Helm
Level 49 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
(1)
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 10 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
(1)
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 12 Hat
(1)
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 42 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
(1)
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 68 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
(1)
Hat With No Name #64065
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
(1)
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Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 39 Hat
"Ode to war, Kill all of you , Honor to the Scarlet's"
()
(1)
Killer's Kabuto
Level 43 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
(1)
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Stout Shako
Level 72 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Soldier's Slope Scopers #47347
Level 62
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
(1)
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War Pig
Level 87
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.
(1)
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 65 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
(1)
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Unknown Item 30874
Level 1
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30863
Level 98
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30868
Level 28
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30848
Level 2
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30848
Level 6
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30848
Level 77
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30866
Level 57
(1)
(1)
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 99 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
(1)
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 37 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
(1)
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Frenchman's Beret
Level 40 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)
Hat of Cards
Level 31
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
(1)
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
(1)
L'Inspecteur #59998
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 29 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
(1)
Noh Mercy
Level 93 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
(1)
Stately Steel Toe #63325
Level 44 Hat
(1)
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Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 61 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
(1)
Sydney Straw Boat #42508
Level 53
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
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Tam O' Shanter #52237
Level 36 Hat
(1)
Attendant
Level 25 Hat
(1)
Barnstormer
Level 16
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
(1)
Cold Killer
Level 65
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
(1)
Big Elfin Deal #62580
Level 73 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
(1)
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Grenadier's Softcap
Level 49 Hat
(1)
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Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 40
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
(1)
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 54 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
(1)
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Genuine Unknown Item 30567
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30567
Level 30
(1)
Point and Shoot #60643
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
(1)
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Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
(1)
War Head #61381
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
El Jefe #60225
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Genuine Unknown Item 30059
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30059 #37775
Level 94
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30064 #37270
Level 25
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Unknown Item 30065
Level 1
vision opt in flags (4)
(1)
(1)
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #48171
Level 51
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Villain's Veil #63378
Level 57 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 56 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
(1)
Genuine Vox Diabolus
Level 1
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
(1)
Vox Diabolus #45213
Level 51
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Warsworn Helmet
Level 1
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
(1)
Unknown Item 1039 #42197
Level 68
(1)
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Ebenezer
Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.
(1)
(1)
Genuine Area 451
Level 1
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
(1)
Area 451 #50698
Level 23
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30334
Level 77
(1)
Unknown Item 30315
Level 46
(1)
Unknown Item 30313
Level 94
(1)
Unknown Item 30311
Level 15
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 97
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30329
Level 57
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 67
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30326
Level 95
(1)
Unknown Item 30332
Level 90
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 58
(1)
Unknown Item 30314
Level 42
(1)
Unknown Item 30307
Level 76
(1)
Virtual Reality Headset #64211
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
(1)
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Unknown Item 30646
Level 18
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30082
Level 76
(1)
Unknown Item 30112
Level 87
(1)
Unknown Item 30106 #38080
Level 74
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Unknown Item 1087
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 1087 #28223
Level 87
(1)
Unknown Item 30473 #13271
Level 17
(1)
Genuine Unknown Item 30571
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30750
Level 78
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30557
Level 44
(1)
Unknown Item 30685
Level 41
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30478
Level 11
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30873
Level 50
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30663
Level 15
(1)
(1)
Cool Breeze
Level 52 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
(1)
Haunted Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 89 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 52 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
(1)
Unknown Item 30654
Level 68
(1)
(1)
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
Unknown Item 30825
Level 67
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30101 #38065
Level 26
(1)
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Unknown Item 30130
Level 81
(1)
Unknown Item 30115 #21537
Level 32
(1)
Unknown Item 30353
Level 81
"You bet this boy is hungry"
()
(1)
Sir Hootsalot
Level 72
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
(1)
Genuine Steel Songbird
Level 1
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
(1)
Steel Songbird #45380
Level 49
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30320
Level 33
(1)
Genuine Unknown Item 1090
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 1090 #29082
Level 31
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Unknown Item 1091
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 1091 #27807
Level 29
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30231
Level 25
(1)
Unknown Item 30231
Level 42
(1)
Unknown Item 30231
Level 49
(1)
Unknown Item 30231
Level 52
(1)
Unknown Item 30231
Level 62
(1)
Unknown Item 30231
Level 95
(1)
Unknown Item 30192
Level 84
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30290
Level 67
(1)
Unknown Item 30676
Level 91
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30806
Level 16
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30815
Level 75
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30801
Level 9
(1)
(1)
Cold War Luchador #60865
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
(1)
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Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
(1)
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 60 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
(1)
Nose Candy #33970
Level 55 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
(1)
Le Party Phantom
Level 9
(1)
Practitioner's Processing Mask
Level 51
Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This
handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of
soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
(1)
Unknown Item 30859
Level 59
(1)
(1)
Winter Wonderland Wrap #46782
Level 50 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description
(1)
(1)
Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
(1)
Sign of the Wolf's School #68639
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
(1)
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Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 98 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30302
Level 11
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30302
Level 26
(1)
Genuine
Level 1
(1)
Level 18
(1)
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Unknown Item 30819
Level 12
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30719
Level 13
(1)
(1)
Snapped Pupil
Level 11 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
(1)
Genuine Faerie Solitaire Pin
Level 1 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
(1)
Faerie Solitaire Pin #43852
Level 31 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Smissmas Wreath #46931
Level 1 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 66 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Steam Pipe
Level 11 Pipe
Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the
harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and
dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman
Dracula glasses!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unknown Item 30880
Level 8
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 1097
Level 23
(1)
Genuine Unknown Item 1089
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 1089 #26123
Level 87
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
(1)
Genuine Prize Plushy
Level 1 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
(1)
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 97 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
(1)
Teddy Robobelt
Level 62 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
(1)
Unknown Item 30089 #35385
Level 53
(1)
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Unknown Item 30821
Level 7
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30359 #3710
Level 25
(1)
Unknown Item 30087
Level 22
(1)
RoBro 3000
Level 88 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
(1)
Genuine Scrap Pack
Level 1 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
(1)
Scrap Pack #58751
Level 91 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30095
Level 77
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel #36356
Level 48 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30415
Level 59
(1)
Koala Compact
Level 29 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
(1)
Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
(1)
Unknown Item 30419 #15790
Level 62
(1)
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Merc's Muffler #45221
Level 84 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1144
Level 31
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
(1)
(1)
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
(1)
Unknown Item 30803
Level 99
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30092 #28235
Level 99
(1)
Unknown Item 30137 #39407
Level 44
(1)
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Unknown Item 30426
Level 56
(1)
Fast Learner
Level 84 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
(1)
Unknown Item 30395
Level 43
(1)
Unknown Item 30875
Level 49
(1)
(1)
Business Casual #56343
Level 84 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
(1)
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Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
(1)
Unknown Item 30117
Level 91
(1)
Unknown Item 30125 #35294
Level 93
(1)
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Unknown Item 30427
Level 27
(1)
Spooky Shoes
Level 28 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
"WHAT ARE THOSE!!!"
Level 65 Shoes
"What are those?"
()
()
(1)
Unknown Item 30563
Level 87
(1)
Unknown Item 30308
Level 23
(1)
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Unknown Item 30396 #31164
Level 58
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rail Spikes #43821
Level 39 Spikes
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're
cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits
welded onto the round bits.
(1)
Unknown Item 30122 #21580
Level 68
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30234
Level 57
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30254
Level 84
(1)
Haunted Unknown Item 30206
Level 95
(1)
Prairie Heel Biters #38763
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
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Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
Unknown Item 30745
Level 49
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30826
Level 69
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30544
Level 37
(1065353216)
(1)
Genuine
Level 1
(1)
Level 40
(1)
"Banana Shoes"
Level 26
"goin' squish squish squish squish squish squish knock it out of the
park!11!1!!1"
()
()
(1)
Unknown Item 30813
Level 6
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 30139
Level 7
(1)
Liquor Locker
Level 52 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
(1)
Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 47 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
(1)
Unknown Item 30279
Level 43
(1)
()
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 46 Uniform
(1)
Unknown Item 30556
Level 84
(1)
Flight of the Monarch
Level 34 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.
(1)
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Genuine Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
(1)
Der Wintermantel #24702
Level 83 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
(1)
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Doc's Holiday
Level 57 Apparel
Comes in "Fever", "Flu", and "Virus" styles, depending on the epidemic
you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
(1)
Texas Half-Pants
Level 28 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
(1)
Toss-Proof Towel #54342
Level 68 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
(1)
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Titanium Towel
Level 68 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered
in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you
slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
(1)
Unknown Item 30424
Level 1
(1)
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
(1)
Foppish Physician #51314
Level 48 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
(1)
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Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
(1)
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
(1)
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
(1)
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
(1)
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
(1)
Distinguished Rogue #46621
Level 29 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teufort Tooth Kicker #19547
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
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Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
(1)
King of Scotland Cape #47293
Level 92 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
(1)
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Lacking Moral Fiber Mask #46324
Level 61 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.
(1)
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Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
(1)
Unknown Item 30409
Level 27
(1)
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
(1)
K-9 Mane #30186
Level 77
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
(1)
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Level 1 Fire Axe
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Level 1 Bottle
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Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
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Level 1 Pistol
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Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
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Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
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SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
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Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
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Level 1 Pistol
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Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
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Level 1 Shotgun
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Level 1 Fire Axe
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Level 1 Bottle
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Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
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Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
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Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
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SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 388 |
| Hats | 146 |
| Misc | 100 |
| Metal | 0 items worth 0 scrap |
| Unknown | 402 |
| Total | 1036 |
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