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Scout
(80 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(80 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(63 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(63 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(78 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(78 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(97 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(97 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(80 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(80 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(76 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(76 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(66 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(66 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(65 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(65 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(48 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(48 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Unusual Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
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(1)
Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level 1
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level 1
Level 1
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level 1
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level 1
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Level 1
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level 1
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level 1
Level 1
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level 1
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level 1
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level 1
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
(1)
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( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5718
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #26852
Level 50
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
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Merc Medal #40183
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
(1)
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Merc Medal #12811
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
(1)
Merc Medal #36146
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
(1)
Gridiron Guardian
Level 26 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
(1)
Base Metal Billycock
Level 93 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
(1)
Sydney Straw Boat #27546
Level 79
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
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Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 23 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
(1)
Scarecrow
Level 92 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
(1)
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Sydney Straw Boat #27514
Level 72
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
(1)
Tam O' Shanter
Level 59 Hat
(1)
Tam O' Shanter
Level 88 Hat
(1)
Awesomenauts Badge #34723
Level 40 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
(1)
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Plug-In Prospector
Level 48 Hat
Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend you're a grizzled,
cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of
nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of
3047.
(1)
Merc Medal #42441
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
(1)
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Cold War Luchador #44486
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
(1)
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Unknown Item 1040 #24418
Level 64
(1)
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Unknown Item 30326
Level 44
(1)
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Coupe D'isaster
Level 35 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 1096
Level 54
(1)
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 19 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
(1)
Unknown Item 30360 #13562
Level 37
(1)
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Sign of the Wolf's School #47558
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
(1)
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Unknown Item 30091
Level 95
(1)
Unknown Item 30091
Level 92
(1)
Unknown Item 30346 #9623
Level 4
(1)
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Unknown Item 1093
Level 75
(1)
Sign of the Wolf's School #50221
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
(1)
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Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 57 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
(1)
Unknown Item 30416
Level 6
(1)
Electric Escorter
Level 70 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
(1)
Last Straw #27034
Level 87
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
(1)
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Doctor's Sack #54928
Level 1 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
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Unknown Item 30318
Level 32
(1)
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Unknown Item 30114 #24274
Level 73
(1)
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Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 87
(1)
Unknown Item 30071
Level 6
(1)
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 4 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
Geisha Boy
Level 32 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
(1)
Ol' Geezer
Level 62 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
Unknown Item 30327
Level 42
(1)
Electric Escorter
Level 99 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
(1)
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 1 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
(1)
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 7 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
Soldered Sensei
Level 88 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 26 Hat
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 86 Hat
(1)
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
Little Buddy #51779
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
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German Gonzila
Level 63 Hat
(1)
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Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
(1)
German Gonzila
Level 59 Hat
(1)
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Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 93 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 39
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 78
(1)
Unknown Item 30081 #26632
Level 50
(1)
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Bot Dogger
Level 78 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Bot Dogger
Level 23 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
(1)
Unknown Item 30316
Level 77
(1)
Pocket Purrer
Level 6 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
Unknown Item 30081
Level 25
(1)
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 32 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 83
(1)
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Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 86 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Soldered Sensei
Level 11 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
(1)
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
(1)
Couvre Corner #36875
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
(1)
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Captain's Cocktails #44033
Level 79
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
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Captain's Cocktails
Level 93
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 34
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
(1)
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 52 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 57 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 49 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
(1)
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Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 41 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
(1)
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Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 74 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
(1)
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Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 50 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
(1)
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Helmet Without a Home
Level 77
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
(1)
Tin Pot
Level 60
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 22 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Russian Rocketeer #41023
Level 8
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
(1)
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Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 44 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
(1)
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
(1)
Googly Gazer
Level 3 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
(1)
Bolted Bushman
Level 73
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
(1)
Doctor's Sack #54683
Level 16 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
(1)
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Tin Pot
Level 64
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
(1)
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 67 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
(1)
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Ol' Geezer
Level 85 Hat
Get off mah land!
(1)
Unknown Item 30087
Level 23
(1)
Fruit Shoot
Level 87
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 35 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
Pugilist's Protector
Level 44 Hat
(1)
Sober Stuntman
Level 97 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
(1)
Unknown Item 30321
Level 19
(1)
Pilotka #44599
Level 10 Hat
(1)
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Pilotka #44622
Level 10 Hat
(1)
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Pilotka #44822
Level 10 Hat
(1)
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Pilotka #41815
Level 10 Hat
(1)
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Pilotka #47062
Level 10 Hat
(1)
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Pilotka #46812
Level 10 Hat
(1)
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Unknown Item 30316
Level 96
(1)
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 69 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
(1)
Blind Justice #25598
Level 44 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
(1)
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Unknown Item 30091
Level 48
(1)
Pilotka #52419
Level 10 Hat
(1)
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Pilotka #53265
Level 10 Hat
(1)
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Unknown Item 1040 #32701
Level 59
(1)
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Unknown Item 1040 #32646
Level 8
(1)
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Pilotka #31628
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 65 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
(1)
Unknown Item 30334
Level 50
(1)
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Sign of the Wolf's School #57837
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
(1)
Timeless Topper
Level 5 Hat
Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that
decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper's built for
the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core
of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers.
(1)
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 61 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
(1)
Sign of the Wolf's School #52042
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
(1)
Plug-In Prospector
Level 66 Hat
Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend you're a grizzled,
cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of
nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of
3047.
(1)
Vox Diabolus #31865
Level 42
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
(1)
Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 84 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
(1)
Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 9 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
(1)
Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 84 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
(1)
Unknown Item 30340 #11147
Level 60
(1)
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Unknown Item 30346
Level 42
(1)
Unknown Item 30346 #18196
Level 92
(1)
Unknown Item 30346 #17612
Level 90
(1)
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Unknown Item 30346 #15831
Level 2
(1)
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Unknown Item 30351
Level 97
(1)
Tam O' Shanter
Level 48 Hat
(1)
Mask of the Shaman #51025
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
(1)
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Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 4 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
(1)
Unknown Item 30334
Level 43
(1)
Unknown Item 30406 #21228
Level 26
(1)
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Fruit Shoot #53462
Level 23
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
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Unknown Item 30368 #19142
Level 98
(1)
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Teddy Robobelt
Level 65 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
(1)
Teddy Robobelt
Level 51 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
(1)
Teddy Robobelt
Level 97 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
(1)
Unknown Item 30368 #19130
Level 33
(1)
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Vox Diabolus #35744
Level 27
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
(1)
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Teddy Robobelt
Level 42 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
(1)
Teddy Robobelt
Level 32 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
(1)
Teddy Robobelt
Level 26 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
(1)
Teddy Robobelt
Level 93 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
(1)
Unknown Item 30368 #16779
Level 22
(1)
Unknown Item 30368 #16985
Level 24
(1)
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Tungsten Toque
Level 30 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
(1)
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 27 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
(1)
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Unknown Item 30093 #18427
Level 21
(1)
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Unknown Item 30368
Level 8
(1)
Unknown Item 30114
Level 61
(1)
Unknown Item 30106
Level 66
(1)
Tam O' Shanter
Level 31 Hat
(1)
Stahlhelm #50146
Level 10 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Copper's Hard Top #43907
Level 65
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Copper's Hard Top #37292
Level 37
(1)
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 86 Hat
(1)
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 89
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
(1)
Sultan's Ceremonial #64904
Level 56 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 8 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
(1)
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 18 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
(1)
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 47 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Old Guadalajara
Level 78 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
(1)
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 37 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
(1)
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
L'Inspecteur #38884
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1093
Level 95
(1)
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
(1)
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 30 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
(1)
Unknown Item 30547
Level 73
(1065353216)
(1)
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
(1)
Unknown Item 30182
Level 45
(1)
Private Eye
Level 95 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 90 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
(1)
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 50
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
(1)
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
(1)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
(1)
Unknown Item 30117
Level 9
(1)
Outdoorsman #34670
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
(1)
Unknown Item 30125 #21536
Level 67
(1)
Unknown Item 30318
Level 80
(1)
Unknown Item 30547
Level 65
(1)
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 5803
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5803
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 5803
Level 20
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)
Unknown Item 30344 #12867
Level 41
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lucky Shot
Level 34
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)
Wilson Weave #37890
Level 28 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 69 Hat
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of
Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must
kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep
boop kill all humans!
(1)
Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
()
Connoisseur's Cap #61336
Level 36 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
(1)
Private Eye
Level 22 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30121 #31754
Level 48
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Idea Tube
Level 63 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
Idea Tube #26294
Level 5 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Idea Tube #47433
Level 99 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30320
Level 47
(1)
Unknown Item 30112 #29275
Level 21
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Executioner
Level 18
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
(1)
Bonedolier
Level 17 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
Unknown Item 30607
Level 94
(1)
Bolgan
Level 52
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30139
Level 53
(1)
Bubble Pipe #59470
Level 66
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30098
Level 91
(1)
Bonedolier
Level 26 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
(1)
Executioner
Level 97
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
(1)
Unknown Item 30138 #31664
Level 87
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 5719
Level 13
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5720)
Unknown Item 5738
Level 20
(30431)
(30416)
(30424)
(30419)
()
(1)
(215)
()
()
(5740)
(1)
Unknown Item 5842
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5841)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 5842
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5841)
(1)
(1)
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 30 Hat
(1)
Crocleather Slouch #62089
Level 78
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30101 #32567
Level 19
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sandvich Safe #55028
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Grimm Hatte
Level 22 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
(1)
Unknown Item 30333
Level 33
(1)
Unknown Item 1097
Level 41
(1)
Unknown Item 30097
Level 47
(1)
Unknown Item 30109
Level 40
(1)
Grimm Hatte
Level 98 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30109
Level 28
(1)
Unknown Item 30097
Level 5
(1)
Unknown Item 30414
Level 36
(1)
Executioner
Level 13
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
(1)
Liquor Locker
Level 27 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
(1)
Spooky Shoes
Level 76 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heroic Companion Badge #33457
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30355 #18710
Level 40
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 63 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30567 #18469
Level 56
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30414
Level 33
(1)
Capo's Capper #64697
Level 14 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 51 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30109
Level 35
(1)
Liquor Locker #33379
Level 26 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
(1)
Salty Dog
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
(1)
Hotrod
Level 85 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
(1)
Professional's Panama
Level 39 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
(1)
Unknown Item 30355 #21892
Level 19
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30112 #32777
Level 4
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
(1)
Balloonicorn #3843
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30344
Level 64
(1)
Whoopee Cap
Level 21 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 25
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocleather Slouch #62345
Level 2
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30096
Level 52
(1)
Unknown Item 30090 #27317
Level 34
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1090 #24049
Level 57
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30060 #1741
Level 5
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30101
Level 23
(1)
Tuxxy
Level 81 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
(1)
Unknown Item 30101 #33362
Level 54
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brock's Locks #38883
Level 69 Hair
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased,
tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from
your lower back and buttocks years ago.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Flunkyware
Level 34 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 61 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
(1)
Tin-1000
Level 83
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
(1)
Capo's Capper #43728
Level 29 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
(1)
Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced
()
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 15 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Bubble Pipe #60935
Level 15
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30113
Level 68
(1)
Timeless Topper
Level 93 Hat
Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that
decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper's built for
the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core
of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers.
(1)
Smissmas Wreath #42122
Level 89 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spooky Shoes
Level 24 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coffin Kit
Level 99 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
(1)
Smissmas Wreath #42137
Level 98 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30167
Level 26
(1)
Unknown Item 30109
Level 48
(1)
Spooky Shoes
Level 44 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Titanium Towel
Level 78 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered
in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you
slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 25
(1)
Bombing Run
Level 15 Hat
Death from above!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teufort Tooth Kicker #42629
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
(1)
Unknown Item 30130
Level 92
(1)
Unknown Item 30125
Level 46
(1)
Unknown Item 30430
Level 70
(1)
Vintage Merryweather
Level 100 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
(1)
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
(1)
U-clank-a
Level 42
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
(1)
Unknown Item 30082
Level 6
(1)
Unknown Item 30419
Level 24
(1)
Unknown Item 30414 #17854
Level 6
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30404
Level 56
(1)
Unknown Item 30175 #27399
Level 67
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 84 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30417
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 30183 #23656
Level 81
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30094 #32635
Level 45
(1)
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #45204
Level 74
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30561
Level 38
(1)
Unknown Item 30564 #8373
Level 92
(1)
Unknown Item 30398 #24660
Level 63
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced
()
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
()
(72)
(1065353216)
Unknown Item 30112 #9189
Level 56
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30355
Level 18
(1)
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
(1)
Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced
()
Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(1.2)
Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(1.2)
Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
()
Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(2)
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 35 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
(1)
Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeTime_Increase
#Attrib_HealOnKill
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_DmgTaken_Increased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(0.25)
(72)
(1065353216)
Unknown Item 30366 #21913
Level 39
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30366 #15305
Level 29
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30107 #21369
Level 1
(1)
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 89 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
(1)
Big Country
Level 100
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30060 #33294
Level 63
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30107
Level 1
(1)
K-9 Mane #41344
Level 62
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 74 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flight of the Monarch
Level 21 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30075
Level 26
(1)
Titanium Towel
Level 87 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered
in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you
slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
(1)
Fruit Shoot
Level 79
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
(1)
Idea Tube
Level 72 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
(1)
Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
()
(20)
Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
Unknown Item 30366 #22576
Level 89
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doe-Boy #28236
Level 44
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30366
Level 83
(1)
Winger
Level 15 Pistol
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
()
(1.25)
Unknown Item 5867
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5866)
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 5867
Level 1
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(1)
(5866)
(1)
(1)
Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
#Attrib_CritForcesLaugh
#Attrib_CritFromBehind
#Attrib_TickleEnemiesWieldingSameWeapon
#Attrib_CritDoesNoDamage
()
(1065353216)
Ornament Armament #33827
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
(1)
Unknown Item 30419
Level 55
(1)
Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
#Attrib_DamageAllConnected
()
Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain
()
Fed-Fightin' Fedora #48058
Level 45 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
(1)
Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
#Attrib_AltFireTeleportToSpawn
#Attrib_CannotPickUpBuildings
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Decreased
()
(1065353216)
(0.8)
(0.5)
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
(1)
Unknown Item 30121 #33890
Level 33
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30431
Level 56
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Détective Noir
Level 30 Hat
(1)
Armored Authority
Level 29 Hat
(1)
Unknown Item 30335
Level 55
(1)
Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
#Attrib_BatLaunchesOrnaments
#Attrib_EffectBarRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
Level 95
(1)
Dillinger's Duffel #42048
Level 33 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30419
Level 67
(1)
Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
()
(1065353216)
(1)
(1.1)
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(1.5)
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
(1)
Unknown Item 30116
Level 30
(1)
Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
(1)
(0.25)
(1.1)
Blind Justice #33313
Level 7 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DmgFromRanged_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgFromMelee_Increased
#Attrib_DeployTime_Increased
()
(2)
Level 10
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
()
(1.75)
Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing
()
(0.1)
(1065353216)
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(0.8)
Level 10
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
()
(1.75)
Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction
(1)
Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction
(1)
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 52 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tomb Wrapper #28517
Level 78 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30426
Level 50
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lone Star #45132
Level 51
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hanger-On Hood
Level 86
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your
complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the
stomach for dressing up like a moth.
(1)
Hanger-On Hood
Level 55
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your
complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the
stomach for dressing up like a moth.
(1)
Hanger-On Hood
Level 16
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your
complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the
stomach for dressing up like a moth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hanger-On Hood
Level 13
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your
complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the
stomach for dressing up like a moth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hanger-On Hood
Level 95
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your
complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the
stomach for dressing up like a moth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hanger-On Hood
Level 58
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your
complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the
stomach for dressing up like a moth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hanger-On Hood
Level 77
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your
complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the
stomach for dressing up like a moth.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flight of the Monarch
Level 24 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.
(1)
Flight of the Monarch
Level 14 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.
(1)
Flight of the Monarch
Level 95 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flight of the Monarch
Level 39 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.
(1)
Flight of the Monarch
Level 47 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flight of the Monarch
Level 21 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30417
Level 49
(1)
Connoisseur's Cap #59753
Level 51 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 5702
Level 1
(1)
Unknown Item 5702
Level 1
(1)
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 9 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
(1)
Surgeon's Side Satchel #42006
Level 23 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Deus Specs #50248
Level 10 Glasses
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Your Worst Nightmare #49489
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brown Bomber
Level 2
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
(1)
Liquidator's Lid #54760
Level 78 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30092
Level 74
(1)
Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal
#Attrib_HealthRegen
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(1065353216)
Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
()
(1065353216)
(1)
(1.25)
Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponPenetration
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding
()
Chargin' Targe
Level 46 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
(1)
Chargin' Targe
Level 13 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
(1)
Chargin' Targe
Level 6 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
(1)
Chargin' Targe
Level 4 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
(1)
Chargin' Targe
Level 99 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
(1)
Chargin' Targe
Level 87 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
(1)
Chargin' Targe
Level 72 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
(1)
Chargin' Targe
Level 53 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
(1)
Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
(1)
Chargin' Targe
Level 18 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
(1)
Chargin' Targe
Level 20 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
(1)
Brown Bomber
Level 37
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
(1)
Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_HealOnKill
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_DmgTaken_Increased
()
Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
()
(20)
Razorback
Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_BackstabShield
(1)
Level 42
()
Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced
()
Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal
#Attrib_OverhealAmount_Negative
()
Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
#Attrib_AirDashCountIncreased
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
()
(1065353216)
Unknown Item 1103
Level 60
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_Spread_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
(0.608)
()
(1)
Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
#Attrib_DamageAllConnected
()
Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction
(1)
Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
()
(20)
Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_Honorbound
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(72)
(1065353216)
Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_AimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
()
(0.8)
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
(1)
(0.25)
(1.1)
Unknown Item 1101
Level 56
(1)
(1)
Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
()
(1)
Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_Honorbound
()
(72)
(1065353216)
Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_AmmoBecomesHealth
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Reduced
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(72)
(1065353216)
(0.2)
(1065353216)
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Spread_Positive
#Attrib_HypeOnDamage
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
#Attrib_HypeResetsOnJump
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
(1)
(0.608)
()
(4)
Unknown Item 30362
Level 9
(1)
Infernal Orchestrina #42497
Level 71 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(2)
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Burning Bongos
Level 51 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction
(1)
Unknown Item 30551
Level 23
(1)
Surgeon's Stahlhelm #59148
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
HazMat Headcase #35859
Level 3 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30392
Level 34
(1)
HazMat Headcase #49695
Level 54 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 20 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Samur-Eye
Level 44 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
HazMat Headcase
Level 38 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
(1)
Unknown Item 30561 #18504
Level 93
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brown Bomber
Level 73
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
(1)
Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty
()
Unknown Item 30569 #20555
Level 96
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocleather Slouch
Level 3
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)
Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal
#Attrib_OverhealAmount_Negative
()
Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
(1)
(0.25)
(1.1)
Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Reduced
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
()
(72)
(1065353216)
(0.2)
(1065353216)
Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
#Attrib_NoChargeImpactRange
#Attrib_ChargeImpactDamageIncreased
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
(1)
Unknown Item 20002
Level 4
(1065353216)
()
()
()
()
()
()
()
Level 10
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Sandman
Level 15 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
()
(1065353216)
Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
()
Unknown Item 20002
Level 5
(1065353216)
()
()
()
()
()
()
()
Unknown Item 20002
Level 24
(1065353216)
()
()
()
()
()
()
()
Unknown Item 20002
Level 39
(1065353216)
()
()
()
()
()
()
Hermes #54559
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 37 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
(1)
Carouser's Capotain
Level 71 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
(1)
Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 49 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
HazMat Headcase
Level 86 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
(1)
Level 97
(1)
Unknown Item 30390
Level 72
(1)
Unknown Item 30413
Level 82
(1)
Unknown Item 30422
Level 46
(1)
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 53 Hat
(1)
Soviet Gentleman #48068
Level 22 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
(1)
Unknown Item 30420
Level 5
(1)
Summary
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 221 |
| Hats | 76 |
| Misc | 37 |
| Metal | 0 items worth 0 scrap |
| Unknown | 144 |
| Total | 478 |
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