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Scout
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Spy
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Unusual El Jefe
Level 10 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
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Pistol
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Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
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Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
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Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
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Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
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Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
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Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
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Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
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Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
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Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
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Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5718
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 34 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
Plumber's Pipe
Level 48 Hat
Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes
with pipe, length of wire.
Halogen Head Lamp
Level 89 Hat
This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor's head mirror by
replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be
seen from space. Peer inside your patients' disease-riddled ears,
noses and throats from a safe distance.
Genuine Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
Unusual Mining Light
Level 14
For Engineers with bright ideas.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Pounding Father #7804
Level 43
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
Pilotka #32114
Level 10 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 94 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
Steel Songbird #3033
Level 28
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Heroic Companion Badge
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 94 Hat
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of
Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must
kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep
boop kill all humans!
Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
Pilotka #26829
Level 10 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 13 Hat
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained
urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through
a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
Electric Escorter
Level 22 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
Unknown Item 30093
Level 74
Unknown Item 30327
Level 22
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doctor's Sack
Level 49 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
Steel Songbird #5901
Level 92
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
Unknown Item 30093 #8671
Level 8
#Attrib_MakersMark
Electric Escorter
Level 57 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
Googly Gazer
Level 92 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 52 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 95 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
Genuine Unknown Item 1096
Level 1
Unknown Item 30058 #10627
Level 54
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
(1)
Medic Mech-bag
Level 97
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
Unusual Brain Bucket
Level 73 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(0.57)
(1065353216)
Genuine Unknown Item 1096
Level 1
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 33 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 16 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 83 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
Dread Knot
Level 46 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
Stocking Stuffer
Level 91 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
Brain Bucket
Level 66 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Janissary Ketche
Level 12 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Pounding Father #14994
Level 88
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
#Attrib_MakersMark
German Gonzila
Level 13 Hat
Brain Bucket #38285
Level 11 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1093 #2673
Level 80
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Unknown Item 30081 #8851
Level 46
#Attrib_MakersMark
U-clank-a
Level 8
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
Handyman's Handle
Level 52 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
Madame Dixie
Level 34 Hat
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 67 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
(1)
Haunted Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 23 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 5 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
Broadband Bonnet
Level 34 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
Titanium Towel
Level 96 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered
in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you
slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
Broadband Bonnet
Level 18 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
Tungsten Toque
Level 97 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
Cold War Luchador #16907
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brain Bucket
Level 28 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 42 Hat
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained
urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through
a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
Genuine Steel Songbird
Level 1
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 94 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Jingle Belt
Level 78 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 83 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Genuine Heroic Companion Badge
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
Cold War Luchador #31748
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 52 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Russian Rocketeer #22432
Level 71
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30058 #10710
Level 15
#Attrib_MakersMark
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gridiron Guardian
Level 20 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
Steel Songbird #15516
Level 43
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
#Attrib_MakersMark
Infernal Orchestrina #9150
Level 24 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tin Pot
Level 11
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
Unknown Item 30318
Level 29
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolted Bicorne
Level 25 Hat
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a
human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if
they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your
move, parrots.
Genuine Unknown Item 1090
Level 1
Atomic Accolade #24497
Level 69 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30162
Level 39
Hard Counter
Level 80 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hard Counter
Level 5 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 90 Hat
Coupe D'isaster
Level 35 Hat
Unknown Item 30091
Level 4
Tam O' Shanter
Level 26 Hat
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 31 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Helmet Without a Home #9277
Level 97
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 31 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
Fortune Hunter #15263
Level 10 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Planeswalker Helm #37756
Level 28 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teddy Robobelt
Level 71 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
Jingle Belt
Level 12 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
Dread Knot
Level 76 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Pugilist's Protector
Level 58 Hat
Coupe D'isaster
Level 77 Hat
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
Unknown Item 30168
Level 76
Madame Dixie
Level 51 Hat
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 66 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Geisha Boy
Level 87 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pocket Medic #22336
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 87
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
Couvre Corner #34585
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Vox Diabolus #12903
Level 46
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30162
Level 33
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
(1)
Genuine Unknown Item 1091
Level 1
Conquistador
Level 83
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
Prize Plushy #13837
Level 95 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 32 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 41 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Demoman's Fro
Level 39
Unknown Item 30409
Level 8
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Vox Diabolus #15198
Level 41
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stahlhelm #22275
Level 10 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pilotka #8547
Level 10 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mark of the Saint #8146
Level 20 Badge
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Genuine Croft's Crest
Level 1 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
Unknown Item 30173
Level 95
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Stealth Steeler
Level 76
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
Geisha Boy
Level 54 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Croft's Crest #15922
Level 73 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Titanium Towel
Level 38 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered
in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you
slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
Bolted Birdcage
Level 65 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 9 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Russian Rocketeer #22859
Level 86
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 81 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
Scarecrow
Level 70 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 66 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Fortune Hunter #3663
Level 91 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
Tin Pot
Level 38
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
Carouser's Capotain
Level 81 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 80 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bombing Run
Level 75 Hat
Death from above!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 45 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
Unknown Item 30075
Level 77
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Brain Bucket
Level 80 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Carouser's Capotain
Level 71 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 52 Hat
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 64 Hat
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
(1)
Unknown Item 30080 #8961
Level 85
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 62 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
Unknown Item 30099 #9650
Level 62
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mask of the Shaman #12504
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30327
Level 60
Mark of the Saint #24992
Level 20 Badge
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Brigade Helm
Level 28 Hat
Stahlhelm #35179
Level 10 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mask of the Shaman #31501
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bootie Time #31600
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 1038 #9785
Level 1
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 93 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 53 Hat
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 21
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
Haunted Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 80 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Planeswalker Helm #31643
Level 11 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Tin-1000
Level 72
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 65 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
Unknown Item 30307
Level 27
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Sack
Level 28 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an
eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 46 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Hotrod
Level 95 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30125
Level 17
Brock's Locks #19475
Level 49 Hair
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased,
tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from
your lower back and buttocks years ago.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 82
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
Unknown Item 30113
Level 16
Medic Mech-bag
Level 75
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
Unknown Item 30113
Level 73
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30173 #8643
Level 54
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Spooky Shoes
Level 1 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 45 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
HDMI Patch
Level 55 Photograph
Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide
Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your
friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Genuine Unknown Item 30058
Level 1
Unknown Item 30098
Level 50
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 41
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unknown Item 30167
Level 43
Big Elfin Deal
Level 68 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Robot Running Man
Level 81
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Last Straw #8872
Level 21
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hetman's Headpiece #39858
Level 25 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 1093
Level 9
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30315
Level 30
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #20961
Level 52
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 44 Hat
Unknown Item 30409
Level 68
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Blind Justice #3393
Level 51 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 78 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Doe-Boy #16237
Level 72
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Robot Running Man
Level 38
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 90 Hat
Unknown Item 30183
Level 8
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30081
Level 27
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 76 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 14 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Pocket Purrer
Level 82 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
Unknown Item 30315
Level 13
Unknown Item 30080
Level 20
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 10 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Unknown Item 30099
Level 21
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 59 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
FR-0
Level 2 Hat
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic '70s film
"Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 38 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Honcho's Headgear
Level 66 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Atomic Accolade #24411
Level 57 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 94 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Copper's Hard Top #30731
Level 62
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30107
Level 78
Unknown Item 1093
Level 92
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Genuine Unknown Item 1096
Level 1
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
#24701
Level 87
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 62 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 77
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Bolted Birdcage
Level 80 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
Bot Dogger
Level 7 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30117
Level 86
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Class Token - Soldier
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Unknown Item 30095
Level 31
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30127
Level 65
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30122
Level 5
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Ze Goggles
Level 29 Glasses
Nothing
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Large Luchadore
Level 31 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 13 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
Coupe D'isaster
Level 29 Hat
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 12 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 53 Hat
Grimm Hatte
Level 87 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Captain's Cocktails
Level 98
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Hotrod
Level 76 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30125
Level 89
German Gonzila
Level 57 Hat
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 16 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Unknown Item 30406 #159
Level 59
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Exorcizor
Level 33 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30320
Level 2
Stately Steel Toe
Level 18 Hat
Unknown Item 30313
Level 43
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30163
Level 63
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
#Attrib_HealthRegen
(1)
Spooky Shoes
Level 42 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Brigade Helm
Level 47 Hat
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 32 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
U-clank-a
Level 65
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 65 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Jingle Belt #17253
Level 4 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
#18288
Level 43
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Festive Wrench
Level 1
(1)
Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
Nine-Pipe Problem #27830
Level 42 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30163
Level 2
Crocleather Slouch #39847
Level 23
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Fortune Hunter #16544
Level 37 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
#Attrib_MakersMark
German Gonzila
Level 44 Hat
Genuine Person in the Iron Mask
Level 1
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 99 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 32 Hat
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Person in the Iron Mask #16473
Level 62
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30074
Level 93
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
Unknown Item 1038 #2107
Level 20
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Swagman's Swatter #35363
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 14 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30326
Level 99
Dead Cone
Level 17 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Ze Goggles
Level 75 Glasses
Nothing
Mutton Mann
Level 78 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 86 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
Unknown Item 30162 #2559
Level 25
#Attrib_MakersMark
Deadliest Duckling #21727
Level 89 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 55 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Tin Pot
Level 65
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30137 #10005
Level 82
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30113 #10495
Level 37
#Attrib_MakersMark
Battery Bandolier
Level 65
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 32 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30137
Level 77
Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat
Unknown Item 30123 #10543
Level 77
#Attrib_MakersMark
German Gonzila
Level 73 Hat
Captain's Cocktails
Level 17
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
Unknown Item 30123
Level 81
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Sydney Straw Boat #16554
Level 58
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
Unknown Item 30099
Level 79
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 5 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Letch's LED
Level 79 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Anger
Level 10 Hat
Gridiron Guardian
Level 8 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
Bolted Birdcage
Level 61 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
Liquor Locker
Level 97 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 12 Hat
Coupe D'isaster
Level 88 Hat
Pocket Purrer
Level 19 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 23 Hat
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 88 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Le Party Phantom
Level 34
Deus Specs #34622
Level 10 Glasses
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 65 Hat
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
Fortune Hunter #16691
Level 42 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Large Luchadore
Level 58 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
Exorcizor
Level 20 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
War Head #32844
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 32
Virus Doctor
Level 83 Hat
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler,
or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you
look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver
and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
Madame Dixie
Level 29 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Strange Camera Beard
Level 61 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 37 Hat
Larrikin Robin
Level 93 Hat
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Strange Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Class Token - Medic
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Planeswalker Goggles #38499
Level 53 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30409
Level 3
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Genuine Person in the Iron Mask
Level 1
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 80 Hat
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 45 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
Virus Doctor
Level 3 Hat
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler,
or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you
look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver
and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Villain's Veil #26313
Level 67 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Hanger-On Hood
Level 90
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your
complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the
stomach for dressing up like a moth.
Unknown Item 30316
Level 14
Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 90 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 59 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Unknown Item 1105
Level 2
override projectile type (1103101952)
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
(1)
(1095761920)
Cut Throat Concierge
Level 46 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
Unknown Item 30070
Level 93
#Attrib_MakersMark
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 70 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Doe-Boy #16890
Level 37
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Western Wear
Level 9 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Unknown Item 30112
Level 63
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Strange Fists
Level 1 Fists
(1065353216)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Cross-Comm Express #26249
Level 70
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30062 #10090
Level 29
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage
Level 10
(1065353216)
(1)
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Level 5
(1)
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
Unknown Item 30113
Level 4
Anger
Level 10 Hat
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 23 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30090
Level 73
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Purity Fist
Level 10
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 77 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
Capo's Capper #31891
Level 71 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
Milkman
Level 8 Hat
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 36 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
Strange Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced
Unknown Item 30087 #10496
Level 52
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #7223
Level 41 Facial Hair
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unknown Item 30350
Level 60
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 35 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Strange Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
(1)
Unknown Item 30141 #10760
Level 55
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_JarateDuration
#Attrib_SniperCharge_Per_Sec
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Head Warmer
Level 48
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Dashin' Hashshashin #31153
Level 10
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
Unknown Item 30410
Level 42
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Unknown Item 30137 #4872
Level 68
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30399 #2497
Level 31
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30187
Level 56
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30162
Level 66
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 34 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Unknown Item 30124
Level 94
Unknown Item 30066
Level 70
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
Tam O' Shanter
Level 28 Hat
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
Unknown Item 30072
Level 17
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Strange Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Genuine Cold War Luchador
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_BackstabShield
(1)
Aged Moustache Grey
Level 5
(1)
Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
(1)
(1)
Jingle Belt
Level 55 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1
(1)
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
(1)
Rogue's Col Roule #36787
Level 15 Apparel
Made Man
Level 92 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30131 #10602
Level 34
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
(1065353216)
Unknown Item 30126
Level 30
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30163
Level 94
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 47 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Unknown Item 5702
Level 1
(1)
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Unknown Item 30305
Level 35
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Killer Exclusive #18354
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_JarateDuration
#Attrib_SniperCharge_Per_Sec
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Strange Unknown Item 1102
Level 51
(1)
Genuine Unknown Item 1096
Level 1
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Strange Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate
Camera Beard
Level 3 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
(1)
Unknown Item 30350 #145
Level 28
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hero's Hachimaki #39872
Level 80 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Trophy Belt
Level 22 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Texas Half-Pants
Level 46 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 21 Hat
Unknown Item 30331
Level 30
Strange Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Stately Steel Toe #37806
Level 83 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 30346
Level 87
Sneaky Spats of Sneaking #25881
Level 16 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
Unknown Item 30406 #2447
Level 23
#Attrib_MakersMark
Level 4
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Crafty Hair #11099
Level 36 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
Haunted Master Mind
Level 26
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to
oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you
glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that
capitalizes on both.
Genuine Unknown Item 1093
Level 1
Strange Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
Strange Bat
Level 1 Bat
Strange Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
(1065353216)
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
(1)
Attendant
Level 33 Hat
Backwards Ballcap #35678
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
#5217
Level 75
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 30179 #8128
Level 95
#Attrib_MakersMark
Team Captain
Level 19 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 14 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
Wanga Prick #243892
Level 34 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise
(1065353216)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 1118
Level 41
(1065353216)
(50)
(1065353216)
(0)
Unknown Item 30189
Level 7
Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!
(0)
(0)
King of Scotland Cape
Level 49 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Killer's Kabuto
Level 70 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 59 Hat
Liquidator's Lid
Level 19 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Unknown Item 30415
Level 98
Unknown Item 30185
Level 79
Unknown Item 30181
Level 79
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 1102
Level 72
(1)
Unknown Item 1102
Level 7
(1)
War Head #32099
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 5
(1)
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 5
(1)
Unknown Item 30176
Level 10
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
Unknown Item 30371
Level 20
Unknown Item 5739
Level 10
(1)
(0)
(5021)
Strange Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire
Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Unknown Item 1120
Level 53
Unknown Item 1108
Level 79
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
(1065353216)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Unknown Item 1118
Level 58
(1065353216)
(50)
(1065353216)
(0)
Unknown Item 30072
Level 51
Unknown Item 30305
Level 19
Hat of Cards
Level 30
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Strange Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
(1065353216)
(1)
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Unknown Item 5707
Level 1
(1)
Strange Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
#Attrib_HealthRegen
(1)
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Unknown Item 5705
Level 1
(1)
Strange Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Summary
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 505 |
| Hats | 134 |
| Misc | 50 |
| Metal | 182 items worth 1632 scrap |
| Unknown | 112 |
| Total | 983 |
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