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"The Anus Destroyer"
Seal Mask
Professor Speks
1/6

The following items were found but not yet placed in the backpack:

Mercenary
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Unknown Item 5718

The following items were recently received via trading and are not yet in the backpack:

Unknown Item 30109 #63
jewel8208497
Unusual Big Country
Hitt Mann Badge #27978
Handyman's Handle
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #30342
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #23143
Last Straw #12382
Last Straw #27796
Handyman's Handle
Merc Medal #40535
Titanium Tyrolean
Handyman's Handle
"The Blut Of 40K"
Tribal Bones
Russian Rocketeer #33578
Metal Slug
Unknown Item 30180
Janissary Ketche
Janissary Ketche
Bolgan Family Crest
Unknown Item 1040 #26308
Lucky Shot
Unknown Item 30416
Person in the Iron Mask #28251
Planeswalker Helm #50360
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #34397
Sydney Straw Boat #24658
Unknown Item 1040 #26671
Large Luchadore
L'Inspecteur #45177
Unknown Item 30180 #20706
Unknown Item 30360 #12643
Engineer's Cap
Cold War Luchador #44097
Unknown Item 30416
Lucky Shot
Little Buddy #48495
Last Straw #29906
Carl #26974
Carl #32168
Infernal Orchestrina #38897
Titanium Tyrolean
Unknown Item 30334
Infernal Impaler #41929
Full Metal Drill Hat
HDMI Patch
Grenadier's Softcap
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Unknown Item 30316
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Unknown Item 30106 #795
Unknown Item 30183 #23064
Scrumpy Strongbox
Pocket Purrer
Pocket Purrer #26929
Pocket Purrer #16771
Pocket Purrer #28814
Pocket Purrer
Pocket Purrer #35158
Pocket Purrer
Pocket Purrer
Pocket Purrer
Pocket Purrer
Pocket Purrer
Pocket Purrer
Pocket Purrer #28281
Pocket Purrer #35202
Pocket Purrer #37293
Unknown Item 30183 #23230
Professor's Pineapple #38819
Hetman's Headpiece #50194
Brock's Locks #29489
Unknown Item 1091 #11844
Shooter's Sola Topi
Builder's Blueprints
Builder's Blueprints #38388
Builder's Blueprints
Lucky Shot
Unknown Item 30117 #24623
Tippler's Tricorne
Brain Bucket
Unknown Item 30344 #13052
Merc Medal #44947
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Modest Pile of Hat
Brainiac Goggles
Googly Gazer
Buckaroos Hat
Unknown Item 30093
Unknown Item 30182 #23563
Unknown Item 30547
Big Elfin Deal #44001
Frenchman's Beret
Jumper's Jeepcap #56616
Unknown Item 30117 #20119
Unknown Item 30114 #19005
Noble Amassment of Hats
Unknown Item 30120
Cold War Luchador #10373
Unknown Item 30120
Unknown Item 30075
Unknown Item 30181
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Little Buddy
K-9 Mane #37792
Unknown Item 30071
Stainless Pot
Data Mining Light
Professor's Pineapple #34341
Medic's Mountain Cap
Unknown Item 30125
Electric Escorter
Unknown Item 30399 #14162
Crocodile Smile #50600
Infernal Orchestrina
Unknown Item 30316
Medic's Mountain Cap
Unknown Item 30162 #16996
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Unknown Item 30139
Unknown Item 1096
Larrikin Robin
Unknown Item 30136
Unknown Item 30346 #14590
Unknown Item 30107
Unknown Item 30125
Soldier's Sparkplug
Unknown Item 30139
Hound Dog
Soldier's Sparkplug
Furious Fukaamigasa
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Grimm Hatte
Brown Bomber
Frenchman's Beret
Hermes #50496
Pencil Pusher #39996
Crocleather Slouch
Unknown Item 30344
Pyrobotics Pack
Unknown Item 30106
Unknown Item 30327
Unknown Item 30327
Unknown Item 30327
Unknown Item 30327
Unknown Item 30327
Koala Compact #40055
Unknown Item 30167
Unknown Item 30167
Unknown Item 30430
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Unknown Item 30344 #15584
Horrific Headsplitter
Medic's Mountain Cap
Unknown Item 30099 #24937
Carl #28347
Frenchman's Beret
Liquidator's Lid
Grimm Hatte
Hetman's Headpiece #49453
Googly Gazer
Tin Pot
Tin Pot
Tin Pot
Tin Pot
Bolted Bushman
Helmet Without a Home
Unknown Item 30136 #25571
Brain Bucket #55730
U-clank-a
Googly Gazer
Googly Gazer
Googly Gazer
Googly Gazer
Googly Gazer
Googly Gazer
Googly Gazer
Photo Badge
Stainless Pot
Teddy Roosebelt
Unknown Item 30406
Photo Badge
Virtual Reality Headset
Unknown Item 30329
Ze Goggles
Ze Goggles
Stocking Stuffer
Unknown Item 30406
Liquor Locker #41645
Swagman's Swatter #42390
Brainiac Goggles
Strange Unknown Item 1150
Unknown Item 30163
Horrific Headsplitter
Ellis' Cap
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Plumber's Pipe
Hustler's Hallmark
Your Worst Nightmare
Buckaroos Hat
Defiant Spartan
Unknown Item 30321
Unknown Item 30607 #655
Unknown Item 30607 #12524
Unknown Item 30409 #19143
Unknown Item 30182
Unknown Item 30417
Flipped Trilby
Pencil Pusher
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Magnificent Mongolian
Infernal Orchestrina
Unknown Item 30084
Ol' Snaggletooth
Unknown Item 30182
Frenchman's Beret
Infernal Orchestrina
Jumper's Jeepcap
German Gonzila
Hound Dog
Executioner
Nine-Pipe Problem
Unknown Item 30183
German Gonzila
Unknown Item 30123
Koala Compact
Jumper's Jeepcap
Heavy Duty Rag
Mask of the Shaman
Liquor Locker
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Deus Specs
Unknown Item 30109
Nanobalaclava
Idea Tube
Hot Dogger
Dragonborn Helmet
Vintage Merryweather
Nine-Pipe Problem
Soviet Gentleman
Unknown Item 30114
Unknown Item 30110
Unknown Item 30114
Soviet Gentleman #40717
One-Man Army #51661
Defiant Spartan
Hustler's Hallmark
Defiant Spartan
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Unknown Item 30652
Tyrantium Helmet
Tyrantium Helmet
Unknown Item 30121
Vintage Tyrolean
Brainiac Hairpiece #49488
Hotrod
Hotrod
Rogue's Col Roule
Made Man #33166
Unknown Item 30647
Unknown Item 30067
Soviet Gentleman #25968
Unknown Item 30329
#81
Unknown Item 5719
Vintage Tyrolean
Vintage Tyrolean
Détective Noir
Unknown Item 30110
Unknown Item 30308
Tough Guy's Toque
Unknown Item 30074
Dragonborn Helmet #52587
Unknown Item 30746
Unknown Item 30067
Deus Specs
Gentleman's Ushanka #28541
Virtual Reality Headset
Infernal Impaler
Unknown Item 30067
Unknown Item 30141
Unknown Item 30067
Brain Bucket
Unknown Item 30414
Hat of Cards
Unknown Item 5704
Grenadier's Softcap
Unknown Item 30414
Buccaneer's Bicorne
Quality 15 Unknown Item 15142
Strange Unknown Item 30751
Unknown Item 30180
Soviet Gentleman
Unknown Item 30116
Unknown Item 30366 #16866
Bird-Man of Aberdeen #31142
Pyrotechnic Tote #40378
Hound Dog
Hound Dog
Surgeon's Stahlhelm #13077
U-clank-a
Unknown Item 30362
Brain Bucket
Brain Bucket #57060
Unknown Item 30363 #16546
Unknown Item 30321
Kringle Collection #48932
Unknown Item 30353 #4446
Unknown Item 30353 #12459
Unknown Item 5738
Unknown Item 5738
Unknown Item 5737
Unknown Item 5738
Unknown Item 5737
Unknown Item 1150
Summer Shades
Unknown Item 30186
Unknown Item 30547
Unknown Item 30082
Unknown Item 30429
#77
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Wraith Wrap
Killer's Kabuto
Unknown Item 1094
Unknown Item 1113
Spooky Sleeves
Nine-Pipe Problem
Unknown Item 30401
Unknown Item 30422 #19542
Outback Intellectual
Strange Apoco-Fists
Strange Festive Axtinguisher
Unknown Item 1153
Scout Soldier Pyro Demoman Heavy Engineer Medic Sniper Spy
Scout
(27 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(58 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(41 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(34 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(46 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(71 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(44 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(38 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(32 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)

"The Anus Destroyer"

Level 5 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.

#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
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Seal Mask

Level 31 Mask

Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.

(1)

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Professor Speks

Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.

(1)

( Not Tradable or Marketable )




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Pistol

Level 1 Pistol




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Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Shovel

Level 1 Shovel




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Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Fire Axe

Level 1 Fire Axe




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Bottle

Level 1 Bottle




Level  


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Fists

Level 1 Fists


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Pistol

Level 1 Pistol




Level  


Syringe Gun

Level 1 Syringe Gun




Level  


Bonesaw

Level 1 Bonesaw




Level  


SMG

Level 1 SMG


Kukri

Level 1 Kukri


Revolver

Level 1 Revolver




Level  


Invis Watch

Level 1 Invis Watch




Level  


Pistol

Level 1 Pistol




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Level  


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Shovel

Level 1 Shovel




Level  


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Fire Axe

Level 1 Fire Axe




Level  




Level  


Bottle

Level 1 Bottle




Level  


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Fists

Level 1 Fists


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Pistol

Level 1 Pistol




Level  


Syringe Gun

Level 1 Syringe Gun




Level  


Bonesaw

Level 1 Bonesaw




Level  


SMG

Level 1 SMG


Kukri

Level 1 Kukri


Revolver

Level 1 Revolver


Invis Watch

Level 1 Invis Watch




Level  


Mercenary

Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
(1)
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Strange Spirit Of Giving

Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.

(1)

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Unknown Item 5718

Level 13

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Unknown Item 30109 #63

Level 52
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Unusual Big Country

Level 37
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(0)
(1065353216)
(1)


Hitt Mann Badge #27978

Level 81 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.

(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Handyman's Handle

Level 31 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Stovepipe Sniper Shako #30342

Level 87
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.

(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Stovepipe Sniper Shako #23143

Level 37
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.

(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Last Straw #12382

Level 45
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.

(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Last Straw #27796

Level 93
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.

(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Handyman's Handle

Level 13 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)


Merc Medal #40535

Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.

(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Titanium Tyrolean

Level 60 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.

(1)


Handyman's Handle

Level 59 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


"The Blut Of 40K"

Level 133 Syringe Gun
"From a future bathed in blood and darkness... Comes a Blutsauger from
High Terra"

#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain
(1)
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(1073741824)
(2)
(1065353216)
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Tribal Bones

Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.

(1)


Russian Rocketeer #33578

Level 26
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!

(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Metal Slug

Level 74 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.

(1)


Unknown Item 30180

Level 53
(1)


Janissary Ketche

Level 45 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.

(1)


Janissary Ketche

Level 15 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.

(1)


Bolgan Family Crest

Level 55 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.

(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Unknown Item 1040 #26308

Level 73
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Lucky Shot

Level 23
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)


Unknown Item 30416

Level 81
(1)


Person in the Iron Mask #28251

Level 23
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.

(1)


Planeswalker Helm #50360

Level 59 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
(1)


Stovepipe Sniper Shako #34397

Level 90
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.

(1)


Sydney Straw Boat #24658

Level 62
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!

(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Unknown Item 1040 #26671

Level 98
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Large Luchadore

Level 57 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
(1)


L'Inspecteur #45177

Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.

(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Unknown Item 30180 #20706

Level 76
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Unknown Item 30360 #12643

Level 52
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Engineer's Cap

Level 96 Hat
(1)


Cold War Luchador #44097

Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.

(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Unknown Item 30416

Level 97
(1)


Lucky Shot

Level 78
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)


Little Buddy #48495

Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.

(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Last Straw #29906

Level 46
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.

(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Carl #26974

Level 15 Hair
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the
unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long
flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness
wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you
the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!

(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Carl #32168

Level 55 Hair
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the
unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long
flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness
wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you
the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!

(1)


Infernal Orchestrina #38897

Level 73 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Titanium Tyrolean

Level 48 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.

(1)


Unknown Item 30334

Level 49
(1)


Infernal Impaler #41929

Level 13 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Full Metal Drill Hat

Level 15 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!

(1)


HDMI Patch

Level 73 Photograph
Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide
Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your
friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face.

(1)


Grenadier's Softcap

Level 95 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Dual-Core Devil Doll

Level 41 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.

(1)


Unknown Item 30316

Level 50
(1)


Dual-Core Devil Doll

Level 52 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.

(1)


Unknown Item 30106 #795

Level 59
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Unknown Item 30183 #23064

Level 27
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Scrumpy Strongbox

Level 55 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.

(1)


Pocket Purrer

Level 31 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.

(1)


Pocket Purrer #26929

Level 95 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.

(1)


Pocket Purrer #16771

Level 88 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.

(1)


Pocket Purrer #28814

Level 48 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.

(1)


Pocket Purrer

Level 37 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.

(1)


Pocket Purrer #35158

Level 74 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.

(1)


Pocket Purrer

Level 6 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.

(1)


Pocket Purrer

Level 9 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.

(1)


Pocket Purrer

Level 4 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.

(1)


Pocket Purrer

Level 10 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.

(1)


Pocket Purrer

Level 39 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.

(1)


Pocket Purrer

Level 71 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.

(1)


Pocket Purrer #28281

Level 2 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.

(1)


Pocket Purrer #35202

Level 21 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.

(1)


Pocket Purrer #37293

Level 100 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.

(1)


Unknown Item 30183 #23230

Level 78
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Professor's Pineapple #38819

Level 21 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.

(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Hetman's Headpiece #50194

Level 87 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Brock's Locks #29489

Level 59 Hair
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased,
tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from
your lower back and buttocks years ago.

(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Unknown Item 1091 #11844

Level 28
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Shooter's Sola Topi

Level 52 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
(1)


Builder's Blueprints

Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)


Builder's Blueprints #38388

Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)


Builder's Blueprints

Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
(1)


Lucky Shot

Level 64
Let's see you do that again, Private.
(1)


Unknown Item 30117 #24623

Level 50
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Tippler's Tricorne

Level 62 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.

(1)


Brain Bucket

Level 46 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)


Unknown Item 30344 #13052

Level 60
(1)


Merc Medal #44947

Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.

(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Berliner's Bucket Helm

Level 29 Hat
(1)


Modest Pile of Hat

Level 60 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
(1)


Brainiac Goggles

Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.

(1)


Googly Gazer

Level 3 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.

(1)


Buckaroos Hat

Level 33 Hat
(1)


Unknown Item 30093

Level 83
(1)


Unknown Item 30182 #23563

Level 92
(1)


Unknown Item 30547

Level 16
(1)


Big Elfin Deal #44001

Level 75 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.

(1)
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Frenchman's Beret

Level 4 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)


Jumper's Jeepcap #56616

Level 66 Hat
(1)


Unknown Item 30117 #20119

Level 5
(1)


Unknown Item 30114 #19005

Level 27
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Noble Amassment of Hats

Level 57 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
(1)


Unknown Item 30120

Level 73
(1)


Cold War Luchador #10373

Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.

(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Unknown Item 30120

Level 74
(1)


Unknown Item 30075

Level 95
(1)


Unknown Item 30181

Level 92
(1)


Sergeant's Drill Hat

Level 93 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.

(1)
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Little Buddy

Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.

(1)


K-9 Mane #37792

Level 65
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!

(1)


Unknown Item 30071

Level 20
(1)


Stainless Pot

Level 26 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.

(1)


Data Mining Light

Level 36 Hat
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing
away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how
tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not
wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.

(1)


Professor's Pineapple #34341

Level 97 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.

(1)
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Medic's Mountain Cap

Level 44 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)


Unknown Item 30125

Level 28
(1)


Electric Escorter

Level 4 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)

(1)


Unknown Item 30399 #14162

Level 50
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Crocodile Smile #50600

Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.

(1)


Infernal Orchestrina

Level 40 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)


Unknown Item 30316

Level 56
(1)


Medic's Mountain Cap

Level 28 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Unknown Item 30162 #16996

Level 45
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Berliner's Bucket Helm

Level 40 Hat
(1)


Unknown Item 30139

Level 50
(1)


Unknown Item 1096

Level 89
(1)


Larrikin Robin

Level 7 Hat
(1)


Unknown Item 30136

Level 78
(1)


Unknown Item 30346 #14590

Level 24
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Unknown Item 30107

Level 94
(1)


Unknown Item 30125

Level 64
(1)


Soldier's Sparkplug

Level 2 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug.
Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something
in your mouth that is on fire.

#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)


Unknown Item 30139

Level 33
(1)


Hound Dog

Level 45 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.

(1)


Soldier's Sparkplug

Level 62 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug.
Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something
in your mouth that is on fire.

#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)


Furious Fukaamigasa

Level 37 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
(1)


Soldier's Slope Scopers

Level 78
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.

(1)


Grimm Hatte

Level 46 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.

(1)


Brown Bomber

Level 97
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.

(1)


Frenchman's Beret

Level 30 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)
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Hermes #50496

Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!

(1)
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Pencil Pusher #39996

Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)


Crocleather Slouch

Level 3
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
(1)


Unknown Item 30344

Level 72
(1)


Pyrobotics Pack

Level 76
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.

(1)


Unknown Item 30106

Level 19
(1)


Unknown Item 30327

Level 1
(1)


Unknown Item 30327

Level 64
(1)


Unknown Item 30327

Level 4
(1)


Unknown Item 30327

Level 93
(1)


Unknown Item 30327

Level 53
(1)


Koala Compact #40055

Level 37 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!

(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Unknown Item 30167

Level 99
(1)


Unknown Item 30167

Level 56
(1)


Unknown Item 30430

Level 12
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Baseball Bill's Sports Shine

Level 38 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?

(1)


Unknown Item 30344 #15584

Level 95
(1)
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Horrific Headsplitter

Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)


Medic's Mountain Cap

Level 71 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
(1)


Unknown Item 30099 #24937

Level 14
(1)


Carl #28347

Level 77 Hair
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the
unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long
flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness
wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you
the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!

(1)


Frenchman's Beret

Level 38 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Liquidator's Lid

Level 81 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.

(1)


Grimm Hatte

Level 72 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.

(1)


Hetman's Headpiece #49453

Level 39 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
(1)


Googly Gazer

Level 58 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.

(1)


Tin Pot

Level 96
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).

(1)


Tin Pot

Level 9
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).

(1)


Tin Pot

Level 41
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).

(1)


Tin Pot

Level 12
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).

(1)


Bolted Bushman

Level 89
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.

(1)


Helmet Without a Home

Level 35
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.

(1)


Unknown Item 30136 #25571

Level 11
(1)
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Brain Bucket #55730

Level 22 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
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U-clank-a

Level 55
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!

(1)


Googly Gazer

Level 10 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.

(1)


Googly Gazer

Level 13 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.

(1)


Googly Gazer

Level 31 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.

(1)


Googly Gazer

Level 56 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.

(1)


Googly Gazer

Level 11 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.

(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Googly Gazer

Level 20 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.

(1)


Googly Gazer

Level 19 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.

(1)


Photo Badge

Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.

(1)


Stainless Pot

Level 81 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.

(1)


Teddy Roosebelt

Level 9 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!

(1)


Unknown Item 30406

Level 46
(1)


Photo Badge

Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.

(1)


Virtual Reality Headset

Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
(1)


Unknown Item 30329

Level 96
(1)


Ze Goggles

Level 46 Glasses
Nothing
(1)


Ze Goggles

Level 6 Glasses
Nothing
(1)


Stocking Stuffer

Level 95 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.

(1)


Unknown Item 30406

Level 81
(1)


Liquor Locker #41645

Level 34 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.

(1)
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Swagman's Swatter #42390

Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.

(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Brainiac Goggles

Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.

(1)


Strange Unknown Item 1150

Level 44
#Attrib_StickyArmTimeBonus
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(0.3)
(1.35)
()


Unknown Item 30163

Level 7
(1)


Horrific Headsplitter

Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat
(1)


Berliner's Bucket Helm

Level 30 Hat
(1)


Plumber's Pipe

Level 12 Hat
Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes
with pipe, length of wire.

(1)


Hustler's Hallmark

Level 57 Hat
(1)


Your Worst Nightmare

Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.

(1)


Buckaroos Hat

Level 16 Hat
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Defiant Spartan

Level 17
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Unknown Item 30321

Level 22
(1)


Unknown Item 30607 #655

Level 48
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Unknown Item 30607 #12524

Level 15
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Unknown Item 30409 #19143

Level 11
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Unknown Item 30182

Level 43
(1)


Unknown Item 30417

Level 43
(1)


Flipped Trilby

Level 20 Hat
(1)


Pencil Pusher

Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
(1)


Heavy's Hockey Hair

Level 36 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.

(1)


Magnificent Mongolian

Level 11 Hat
(1)


Infernal Orchestrina

Level 81 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)


Unknown Item 30084

Level 27
(1)


Ol' Snaggletooth

Level 7 Hat
(1)


Unknown Item 30182

Level 33
(1)


Frenchman's Beret

Level 69 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
(1)


Infernal Orchestrina

Level 64 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1)


Jumper's Jeepcap

Level 34 Hat
(1)


German Gonzila

Level 61 Hat
(1)


Hound Dog

Level 71 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.

(1)


Executioner

Level 95
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)

(1)


Nine-Pipe Problem

Level 96 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.

#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)


Unknown Item 30183

Level 18
(1)


German Gonzila

Level 26 Hat
(1)


Unknown Item 30123

Level 34
(1)


Koala Compact

Level 11 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!

(1)


Jumper's Jeepcap

Level 46 Hat
(1)


Heavy Duty Rag

Level 46 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
(1)


Mask of the Shaman

Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.

(1)


Liquor Locker

Level 87 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.

(1)


Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet

Level 63 Hat
(1)


Deus Specs

Level 10 Glasses
(1)


Unknown Item 30109

Level 19
(1)


Nanobalaclava

Level 10 Hat
(1)


Idea Tube

Level 85 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.

(1)


Hot Dogger

Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.

(1)


Dragonborn Helmet

Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.

(1)


Vintage Merryweather

Level 13 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.

(1)


Nine-Pipe Problem

Level 59 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.

#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)


Soviet Gentleman

Level 1 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"

(1)


Unknown Item 30114

Level 36
(1)


Unknown Item 30110

Level 3
(1)


Unknown Item 30114

Level 55
(1)


Soviet Gentleman #40717

Level 78 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"

(1)


One-Man Army #51661

Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.

(1)
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Defiant Spartan

Level 7
(1)


Hustler's Hallmark

Level 13 Hat
(1)


Defiant Spartan

Level 76
(1)


Baseball Bill's Sports Shine

Level 66 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?

(1)


Unknown Item 30652

Level 99
(1)
(1)


Tyrantium Helmet

Level 62 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!

(1)


Tyrantium Helmet

Level 49 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!

(1)


Unknown Item 30121

Level 64
(1)


Vintage Tyrolean

Level 85 Hat
(1)


Brainiac Hairpiece #49488

Level 57 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.

(1)


Hotrod

Level 11 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.

(1)


Hotrod

Level 68 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.

(1)


Rogue's Col Roule

Level 15 Apparel
(1)


Made Man #33166

Level 24 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Unknown Item 30647

Level 18
(1)
(1)


Unknown Item 30067

Level 41
(1)


Soviet Gentleman #25968

Level 23 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"

(1)


Unknown Item 30329

Level 8
(1)


Unknown Item 5719

Level 13
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5720)


Vintage Tyrolean

Level 23 Hat
(1)


Vintage Tyrolean

Level 28 Hat
(1)


Détective Noir

Level 60 Hat
(1)


Unknown Item 30110

Level 68
(1)


Unknown Item 30308

Level 28
(1)


Tough Guy's Toque

Level 46 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.

(1)


Unknown Item 30074

Level 30
(1)


Dragonborn Helmet #52587

Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.

(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Unknown Item 30746

Level 46
(1)
(1)


Unknown Item 30067

Level 45
(1)


Deus Specs

Level 10 Glasses
(1)


Gentleman's Ushanka #28541

Level 3
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.

(1)


Virtual Reality Headset

Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
(1)


Infernal Impaler

Level 13 Hat
(1)


Unknown Item 30067

Level 10
(1)


Unknown Item 30141

Level 13
(1)


Unknown Item 30067

Level 28
(1)


Brain Bucket

Level 98 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)


Unknown Item 30414

Level 25
(1)


Hat of Cards

Level 81
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!

(1)


Unknown Item 5704

Level 1
(1)


Grenadier's Softcap

Level 27 Hat
(1)


Unknown Item 30414

Level 54
(1)


Buccaneer's Bicorne

Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.

(1)


Quality 15 Unknown Item 15142

Level 1
(0.4)
(1)
()
()
(1)
(1)
(0.6)


Strange Unknown Item 30751

Level 9
(1)
(1)


Unknown Item 30180

Level 77
(1)


Soviet Gentleman

Level 46 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"

(1)


Unknown Item 30116

Level 3
(1)


Unknown Item 30366 #16866

Level 28
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Bird-Man of Aberdeen #31142

Level 94
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!

(1)


Pyrotechnic Tote #40378

Level 18 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel?  Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?

(1)
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Hound Dog

Level 65 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.

(1)


Hound Dog

Level 29 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.

(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Surgeon's Stahlhelm #13077

Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!

(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


U-clank-a

Level 70
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!

(1)


Unknown Item 30362

Level 19
(1)


Brain Bucket

Level 12 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)


Brain Bucket #57060

Level 96 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Unknown Item 30363 #16546

Level 45
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Unknown Item 30321

Level 42
(1)


Kringle Collection #48932

Level 59 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.

(1)


Unknown Item 30353 #4446

Level 29
(1)


Unknown Item 30353 #12459

Level 7
(1)


Unknown Item 5738

Level 20
(30407)
(30395)
(30406)
(30402)
()
(1)
(215)
()
()
(5740)
(1)


Unknown Item 5738

Level 20
(30407)
(30395)
(30406)
(30402)
()
(1)
(215)
()
()
(5740)
(1)


Unknown Item 5737

Level 20
(30407)
(30395)
(30406)
(30402)
()
(1)
(215)
()
()
(5740)
(1)


Unknown Item 5738

Level 20
(30413)
(30417)
(30425)
(30412)
()
(1)
(215)
()
()
(5740)
(1)


Unknown Item 5737

Level 20
(30405)
(30409)
(30399)
(30408)
()
(1)
(215)
()
()
(5740)
(1)


Unknown Item 1150

Level 86
#Attrib_StickyArmTimeBonus
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
()
(0.3)
(1.35)
()


Summer Shades

Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
(1)
(1)


Unknown Item 30186

Level 71
(1)


Unknown Item 30547

Level 71
(1065353216)
(1)


Unknown Item 30082

Level 82
(1)


Unknown Item 30429

Level 86
(1)


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 13 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
(1)
(5021)


Wraith Wrap

Level 59 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.

(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Killer's Kabuto

Level 70 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.

(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Unknown Item 1094

Level 65
(1)


Unknown Item 1113

Level 97
(1)


Spooky Sleeves

Level 47 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!

(1)


Nine-Pipe Problem

Level 8 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.

#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)


Unknown Item 30401

Level 84
(1)


Unknown Item 30422 #19542

Level 18
(1)


Outback Intellectual

Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!

#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)


Strange Apoco-Fists

Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!

#Attrib_CritKillWillGib
()
(1065353216)


Strange Festive Axtinguisher

Level 10
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
(1)
(1.75)


Unknown Item 1153

Level 85
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
()
(1)
(2.5)
(1)
(0.5)
(0.5)

Summary

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Item Summary

Item TypeCount
Normal110
Hats80
Misc36
Metal0 items worth 0 scrap
Unknown112
Total338

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