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The following items were overlapping other items or in invalid backpack positions:
Scout
(195 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(195 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(214 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(214 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(224 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(224 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(184 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(184 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(189 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(189 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(164 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(164 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(180 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(180 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(142 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(142 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(156 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(156 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level 2
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 1
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level 1
Level 1
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level 1
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level 1
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Level 1
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level 1
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level 1
Level 1
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level 1
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level 1
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level 1
Resurrection Associate Pin
Level 13 Badge
Genuine Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
Genuine Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
Genuine Warsworn Helmet
Level 1
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
Level 3
Genuine Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
Genuine Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
Level 30
Level 30
Level 6
Genuine Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
Unusual Bombing Run
Level 48 Hat
Death from above!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Genuine Triple A Badge
Level 20 Badge
The letter "a" is a great letter. We like it so much, we stuck it on a
badge. And we thought this gas mask guy looked neat, so we put him on
there too. We're going with our guts; it's working out pretty well.
Our guts feel like the next item we ship will be...a hat of some kind.
Yeah. We're feeling really good about this.
Haunted Pickled Paws
Level 59
Fireproof Secret Diary
Level 1 Secret Diary
It's smoldering a little, but otherwise it seems okay. This thing must
be built out of the same stuff they make ancient astronauts from.
Haunted Emerald Jarate
Level 39
Haunted Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 37
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
Hitt Mann Badge #302
Level 65 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Chief Constable #195
Level 84
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Haunted Hair of the Dog
Level 43
Haunted Hair of the Dog
Level 92
Genuine Area 451
Level 1
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hitt Mann Badge #677
Level 60 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is
there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
Foppish Physician #2978
Level 73 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Conquistador
Level 68
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Chief Constable #1183
Level 19
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
#Attrib_MakersMark
German Gonzila
Level 19 Hat
Haunted B-ankh!
Level 48
Planeswalker Helm #15330
Level 72 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Genuine Area 451
Level 1
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Little Buddy #4806
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
Burning Bongos #7934
Level 50 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Strange Festive Ubersaw
Level 10
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Antlers #891
Level 50
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
Burning Bongos
Level 6 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Genuine Whale Bone Charm
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
Haunted Einstein
Level 24
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
Stocking Stuffer #5822
Level 45 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
Copper's Hard Top #10832
Level 24
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Strange Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.II
Level 2
Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Genuine Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
Whale Bone Charm #2301
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Planeswalker Helm #14906
Level 29 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 79 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Copper's Hard Top
Level 39
Lucky Shot
Level 93
Let's see you do that again, Private.
Strange Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Level 2
Haunted Coffin Kit
Level 40 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Conquistador
Level 7
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
Futankhamun
Level 80
Stocking Stuffer
Level 61 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
Pilotka #16911
Level 10 Hat
Battle Bob
Level 95
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange
Level 42
Strange Part: Underwater Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill while they are completely
submerged.
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 79 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 64
Genuine Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine Bolgan
Level 1
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 9 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 54 Hat
Strange Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 14
U-clank-a
Level 64
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
Haunted Executioner
Level 87
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Madame Dixie
Level 60 Hat
Soldier's Stash
Level 10 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Haunted Steel Pipes
Level 17
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 59
Haunted Steel Pipes
Level 46
Genuine Deadliest Duckling
Level 1 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
Snapped Pupil
Level 96 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolgan Family Crest
Level 34 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine
Level 1
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 64 Hat
Flight of the Monarch
Level 63 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 83 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Haunted B-ankh!
Level 60
Foppish Physician
Level 62 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Haunted Pickled Paws
Level 44
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Genuine Siberian Sophisticate
Level 1 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Pickled Paws
Level 80
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Batter's Helmet
Level 64 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Strange Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 48
Haunted Coffin Kit
Level 91 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Strange Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #7560
Level 81
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 4
Smissmas Wreath
Level 1 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
Strange Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1
Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Area 451 #1286
Level 51
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ze Goggles
Level 13 Glasses
Nothing
Strange Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Level 14
Chief Constable #931
Level 81
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Level 91
L'Inspecteur #17020
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Exorcizor
Level 27 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Prize Plushy
Level 1 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
Vintage
Level 10
Haunted Can Opener
Level 1
Antlers
Level 1
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
#Attrib_CaptureValue_Increased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Increased
Bolgan Family Crest
Level 75 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Chief Constable #2266
Level 57
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal
Stately Steel Toe
Level 45 Hat
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 70 Hat
Vintage Mining Light
Level 56
For Engineers with bright ideas.
#52025
Level 13
#Attrib_MakersMark
Void Monk Hair
Level 1
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
Legend of Bugfoot
Level 98
Carl #1792
Level 41 Hair
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the
unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long
flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness
wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you
the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Atomic Accolade
Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Emerald Jarate
Level 17
Genuine
Level 1
Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
Distinguished Rogue #3203
Level 38 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Jingle Belt #13197
Level 73 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Robo-Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
Robots don't just run off oil. They also run off metal things
constructed to resemble human food. Why? Why don't you tell me, if
you're so smart? If anything, eating a metal sandwich makes MORE
sense. Why don't you and oil have a baby that you have shared custody
of after you and oil have a messy divorce if you love oil so much?
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor
Cold War Luchador #14494
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyro's Beanie
Level 67 Hat
Stealth Steeler
Level 23
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
Cross-Comm Express #7345
Level 38
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
Genuine Last Straw
Level 1
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
An Air of Debonair
Level 5
An Air of Debonair
Level 5
An Air of Debonair
Level 5
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 72 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 29
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 95 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1
Strange Festive Sandvich
Level 1
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #18022
Level 62 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cold War Luchador #13261
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Stahlhelm #16323
Level 10 Hat
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
Private Eye
Level 84 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 13 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
Stately Steel Toe
Level 86 Hat
Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 77 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
Bushman's Boonie
Level 19
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 15 Hat
Lacking Moral Fiber Mask #3054
Level 58 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Soldier's Stash
Level 29 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Menpo #4178
Level 51 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Flight of the Monarch
Level 56 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
#Attrib_PreserveUbercharge
Legend of Bugfoot
Level 38
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
Stainless Pot
Level 68 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Hero's Hachimaki #21295
Level 60 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Backpack Expander
Level 55 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(3000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 57 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(3000 spaces maximum)
Old Guadalajara
Level 15 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
Strange Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Part: Projectiles Reflected
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of projectiles you reflect with that weapon.
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 9 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Pocket Purrer
Level 33 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_DropHealthPackOnKill
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Increased
What's in the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box?
Level 1 Package
Open the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box to reveal its contents.
Brown Bomber #14348
Level 84
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Armored Authority
Level 37 Hat
Strange Part: Projectiles Reflected
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of projectiles you reflect with that weapon.
Strange Part: Projectiles Reflected
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of projectiles you reflect with that weapon.
Genuine
Level 1
Prize Plushy #741
Level 41 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Siberian Sophisticate
Level 1 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 21 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
Strange Part: Projectiles Reflected
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of projectiles you reflect with that weapon.
Strange Part: Projectiles Reflected
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of projectiles you reflect with that weapon.
Intangible Ascot
Level 86
Haunted Scarecrow
Level 28 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Strange Festive Buff Banner
Level 5
#135761
Level 30
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stately Steel Toe
Level 14 Hat
Scarecrow
Level 6 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Foppish Physician #4774
Level 51 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced
Hunger Force #2206
Level 2 Shirt
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little
you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have
absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1
Haunted Pickled Paws
Level 21
Haunted Pickled Paws
Level 21
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat
Strange Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10
Sandvich Safe #14915
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Haunted Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 83
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Haunted Scarecrow
Level 71 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
Strange Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1
Haunted Fallen Angel
Level 59
Strange Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Level 4
Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
DethKapp
Level 92
For centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of
who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally
answers that age-old mystery: It was you!
Hanger-On Hood
Level 37
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your
complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the
stomach for dressing up like a moth.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stocking Stuffer
Level 10 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 47 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Strange Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1
Capo's Capper #23618
Level 41 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
Hotrod
Level 39 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Menpo #4872
Level 97 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Grizzled Growth
Level 1 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
Backpack Expander
Level 51 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(3000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 53 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(3000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 51 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(3000 spaces maximum)
Area 451 #1268
Level 36
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
Level 79
Distinguished Rogue #2618
Level 56 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Level 10
Scrap Pack #11597
Level 78 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #16698
Level 21 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Googly Gazer
Level 87 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
U-clank-a
Level 61
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
Strange Festive Huntsman
Level 10
override projectile type (19)
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 76 Hat
Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 8 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
Haunted Pickled Paws
Level 9
Level 10
Pickled Paws
Level 50
Stainless Pot
Level 76 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Strange Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1
Bonedolier
Level 89 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 34 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Fancy Fedora
Level 70
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage
Level 5
Hat With No Name
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Cold Killer
Level 94
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
Legend of Bugfoot
Level 65
Legend of Bugfoot
Level 97
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
#Attrib_BatLaunchesOrnaments
Private Eye
Level 43 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is
there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Strange Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal
Genuine
Level 1
Battle Bob
Level 89
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
Crafty Hair #3271
Level 48 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
Genuine Grizzled Growth
Level 1 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
Flipped Trilby
Level 52 Hat
Level 10
Backpack Expander
Level 52 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(3000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 53 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(3000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 59 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(3000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 54 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(3000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 51 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(3000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 53 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(3000 spaces maximum)
Mark of the Saint #15279
Level 20 Badge
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scrap Pack #9153
Level 83 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 90 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
Haunted Exorcizor
Level 93 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Frontier Flyboy
Level 77
Apparition's Aspect #16430
Level 13 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 14 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
Nose Candy #2131
Level 34 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
Backpack Expander
Level 53 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(3000 spaces maximum)
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 53 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Level 5
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_CancelFallingDamage
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Spread_Positive
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
#Attrib_HypeResetsOnJump
(1)
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 48 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Legend of Bugfoot
Level 69
Buzz Killer
Level 38
Crafty Hair #4082
Level 20 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Nose Candy
Level 73 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 86 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 84 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Bonk Boy
Level 39 Hat
Doctor's Sack
Level 39 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
Samur-Eye
Level 8 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Coupe D'isaster
Level 15 Hat
Anger
Level 10 Hat
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Bonedolier
Level 96 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
Strange Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
#Attrib_CritForcesLaugh
#Attrib_CritFromBehind
#Attrib_TickleEnemiesWieldingSameWeapon
#Attrib_CritDoesNoDamage
Big Chief
Level 64 Hat
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Ze Goggles
Level 43 Glasses
Nothing
Business Casual
Level 34 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 43 Hat
Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
Anger #16985
Level 10 Hat
Hat With No Name
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Haunted Plutonidome
Level 46 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
Salty Dog
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
Armored Authority
Level 66 Hat
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer
Stealth Steeler
Level 30
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
#Attrib_DamageAllConnected
Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_FlaregunPelletsWithKnockback
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Medi-Mask
Level 68 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
Tin-1000
Level 32
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 48 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Hero's Hachimaki #21384
Level 80 Hat
Idea Tube #6577
Level 93 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Capo's Capper #23607
Level 19 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #2809
Level 90 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Battery Bandolier
Level 83
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
Pilotka #17774
Level 10 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crafty Hair #4937
Level 59 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Level 2
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 38 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Legend of Bugfoot
Level 87
Flipped Trilby
Level 60 Hat
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 15 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Frenchman's Beret
Level 84 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Nine-Pipe Problem #5818
Level 98 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine That '70s Chapeau
Level 1
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
Can Opener
Level 75
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 91
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is
there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
Vintage
Level 5
Capo's Capper
Level 52 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 8 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Haunted Scarecrow
Level 38 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction
Genuine
Level 1
Genuine
Level 1
Dr. Whoa #12767
Level 15 Shirt
Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
#Attrib_HealthRegen
#Attrib_AimingKnockbackResistance
#Attrib_AimingNoFlinch
#Attrib_SniperAimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
Battery Bandolier
Level 36
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
Capo's Capper #23185
Level 41 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
Rump-o'-Lantern #4067
Level 73 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
Robot Running Man
Level 33
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 94 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
Scotch Bonnet
Level 8 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
Nose Candy #2022
Level 12 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Purity Fist
Level 10
Killer's Kabuto
Level 79 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Warsworn Helmet
Level 9
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Stout Shako
Level 86 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
#Attrib_MakersMark
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
Strange Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1
Medi-Mask #6240
Level 41 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
Hetman's Headpiece #20433
Level 56 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
#Attrib_MakersMark
HazMat Headcase
Level 87 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 33
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 50 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Barnstormer
Level 29
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
Professional's Panama
Level 23 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Quadwrangler #3241
Level 81 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 36 Hat
Big Chief
Level 10 Hat
Battery Bandolier
Level 87
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
German Gonzila
Level 30 Hat
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
Purity Fist
Level 10
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
Scotch Bonnet
Level 39 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
Wrap Battler
Level 98
Vintage
Level 10
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 49
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
Strange Jag
Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased
Bonedolier
Level 74 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rump-o'-Lantern #4176
Level 23 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
#Attrib_Sanguisuge
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth
Strange Part: Posthumous Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while you're
dead.
Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1
Haunted B-ankh!
Level 28
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
"PYRO'S PRIDE"
Level 99 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Shoestring Budget
Level 43
Planeswalker Helm #20892
Level 26 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Trophy Belt
Level 38 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Strange Festive Buff Banner
Level 5
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 92 Hat
Strange Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
Strange Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1
Hound Dog
Level 92 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Vintage
Level 5
Genuine Quäckenbirdt
Level 1 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.
Lacking Moral Fiber Mask #3023
Level 33 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.
Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DmgFromRanged_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgFromMelee_Increased
#Attrib_DeployTime_Increased
Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Strange
Level 5
Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
L'Inspecteur #17593
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 47 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is
there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
Level 10
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Cross-Comm Express #6357
Level 88
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
Level 5
Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning
Buzz Killer
Level 71
Intangible Ascot
Level 62
Attendant
Level 38 Hat
Samur-Eye
Level 7 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Backpack Expander
Level 59 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(3000 spaces maximum)
Strange Part: Pyros Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Pyros you kill with that weapon.
Desert Marauder
Level 43 Hat
Strange Part: Posthumous Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while you're
dead.
Strange Part: Pyros Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Pyros you kill with that weapon.
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 55
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
Pickled Paws
Level 11
Level 10
Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponPenetration
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
Attendant
Level 85 Hat
Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Wrap Battler
Level 17
Futankhamun
Level 41
Rail Spikes #2384
Level 88 Spikes
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're
cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits
welded onto the round bits.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hunger Force #2501
Level 46 Shirt
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little
you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have
absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lumbricus Lid
Level 45 Hat
Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Vintage
Level 43
#Attrib_PyroYearNumber
Wanga Prick #56919
Level 61 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise
Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
Strange Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
Front Runner #2350
Level 72
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
Mark of the Saint #15528
Level 20 Badge
#Attrib_MakersMark
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 72
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Hotrod
Level 41 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 67 Hat
Made Man
Level 18 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Strange Jag
Level 15 Wrench
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 65
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
Strange
Level 5
HazMat Headcase
Level 80 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
Strange Part: Projectiles Reflected
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of projectiles you reflect with that weapon.
Strange Part: Robots Destroyed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Robots you destroy with
it in Mann vs. Machine games.
Idea Tube
Level 74 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
Strange Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
Haunted Fallen Angel
Level 73
Level 5
Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
Honcho's Headgear
Level 51 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 59
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
Flair!
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Made Man
Level 31 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1
L'Inspecteur #17660
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 1
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat
Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
Strange Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.
#Attrib_MultSniperChargePenalty
Strange Knife
Level 1 Knife
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
Robot Running Man
Level 29
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
Bonk Boy
Level 67 Hat
Unusual Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Strange Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Backpack Expander
Level 53 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(3000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 56 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(3000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 56 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(3000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 52 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(3000 spaces maximum)
Fancy Dress Uniform #20631
Level 8 Uniform
Haunted Scarecrow
Level 73 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
Strange Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Rail Spikes
Level 30 Spikes
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're
cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits
welded onto the round bits.
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #3659
Level 44 Facial Hair
Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Freedom Staff #16678
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stately Steel Toe
Level 45 Hat
Backpack Expander
Level 55 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(3000 spaces maximum)
Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
Milkman
Level 22 Hat
Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Part: Robots Destroyed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Robots you destroy with
it in Mann vs. Machine games.
Strange
Level 10
Strange
Level 10
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 68 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Clan Pride #17269
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pencil Pusher #17373
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
Strange Part: Full Moon Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill during full moons with that
weapon.
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #23507
Level 59 Facial Hair
#Attrib_MakersMark
Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 34 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Purity Fist #12655
Level 10
Idea Tube
Level 18 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
Quäckenbirdt #8415
Level 1 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 11 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
Pocket Purrer
Level 25 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 6 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Ebenezer
Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
Cut Throat Concierge
Level 2 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
Haunted Executioner
Level 59
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
Front Runner
Level 13
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
Cross-Comm Express #2527
Level 38
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
Jag
Level 15 Wrench
Big Country
Level 67
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Genuine Mark of the Saint
Level 20 Badge
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Strange Knife
Level 1 Knife
Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain
Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
#Attrib_SeeEnemyHealth
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Brown Bomber
Level 42
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
Sultan's Ceremonial #19523
Level 16 Hat
Lone Star #5843
Level 58
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flair!
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Cut Throat Concierge #943
Level 67 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_AmmoBecomesHealth
Strange Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 63
#Attrib_MakersMark
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_AddCloakOnHit
Level 42
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire
Strange Part: Sappers Destroyed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemy sappers you destroy with it.
Strange Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 61 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 90 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
(1)
Coffin Kit
Level 10 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit
Stealth Steeler
Level 81
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
Sign of the Wolf's School #872
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
Atomic Accolade #8422
Level 19 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Frenchman's Beret
Level 41 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 38 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
Freedom Staff #21557
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
Scottish Snarl
Level 99
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1
Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
#Attrib_NoChargeImpactRange
#Attrib_ChargeImpactDamageIncreased
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 44
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
AWPer Hand #20030
Level 1
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat
Strange Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Genuine
Level 1
Genuine
Level 1
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Vintage
Level 10
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
Texas Half-Pants
Level 5 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
Australium Gold
Level 5
Australium Gold
Level 5
Australium Gold
Level 5
Smissmas Wreath #2459
Level 31 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Tuxxy
Level 89 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
Jumper's Jeepcap #16769
Level 30 Hat
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_Honorbound
Backwards Ballcap
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
Deadliest Duckling #3436
Level 25 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Legend of Bugfoot
Level 79
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Silver Bullets
Level 23
Jumper's Jeepcap #1272
Level 7 Hat
Void Monk Hair
Level 1
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
Pocket Medic #10172
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Scottish Snarl
Level 81
Emerald Jarate
Level 3
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1
Buzz Killer
Level 51
Tail From the Crypt
Level 23
Shoestring Budget
Level 39
Backpack Expander
Level 50 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(3000 spaces maximum)
Industrial Festivizer
Level 44
Level 89
Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased
#Attrib_WpnBurnDmg_Reduced
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Blighted Beak
Level 21 Hat
Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
#Attrib_RageGainOnKill
#Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
#Attrib_SniperRageDisplayOnly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Bodyshot_Negative
Front Runner #5335
Level 46
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
Scottish Snarl
Level 8
Strange Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10
Strange Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 10
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
Strange Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_StickyAirBurstMode
Itsy Bitsy Spyer #15709
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hat With No Name #15770
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Strange Part: Low-Health Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill while you have less than 10%
health.
Australium Gold
Level 5
Australium Gold
Level 5
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 54 Uniform
Grizzled Growth
Level 29 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 36 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 64 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Strange Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss
Strange Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Big Elfin Deal
Level 3 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
Desert Marauder
Level 64 Hat
Strange Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Strange Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Strange Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Strange Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
#Attrib_AltFireTeleportToSpawn
#Attrib_CannotPickUpBuildings
Beggar's Bazooka
Level 73 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_AutoFiresFullClip
#Attrib_CanOverload
#Attrib_Projectile_Spread_Angle_Negative
#Attrib_NoPrimaryAmmoFromDispensers
Strange Part: Posthumous Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while you're
dead.
Sandman
Level 15 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Strange Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
Vintage
Level 5
Vintage Hound Dog
Level 27 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
War Pig #3790
Level 93
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.
Digit Divulger
Level 63 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Armored Authority
Level 38 Hat
Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death
#Attrib_MarkForDeath
Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_JarateDuration
#Attrib_SniperCharge_Per_Sec
Brainiac Goggles #7517
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Western Wear
Level 1 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
Strange Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Strange Festive Buff Banner
Level 5
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Flair! #4450
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1
Strange
Level 5
Strange Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
Strange Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.
Strange Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Merc's Muffler
Level 82 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
Hat With No Name
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Last Breath #12514
Level 13 Hat
Blighted Beak
Level 3 Hat
Lumbricus Lid
Level 71 Hat
Ebenezer
Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.
Dead Cone
Level 34 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Strange Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_DamageForceReduction
#Attrib_BootsFallingStomp
Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits
Digit Divulger
Level 78 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
"Engi loves Aperture Labs"
Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Vintage
Level 5
Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Captain's Cocktails #8479
Level 35
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
War Head #15386
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Level 5
Level 5
Level 10
Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Strange Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
Bearded Bombardier
Level 56 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
Strange Part: Snipers Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Snipers you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Defender Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill while they are carrying the
intel, pushing the cart, or capturing a point.
Strange Part: Pyros Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Pyros you kill with that weapon.
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
Robot Running Man
Level 19
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 67 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
Flamboyant Flamenco #2218
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
Strange Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Strange Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
#Attrib_SpeedBuffAlly
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
Level 42
Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunNoSpinSounds
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Robot Running Man
Level 93
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
Medic Mech-bag
Level 44
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
Capo's Capper
Level 95 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
Batter's Helmet
Level 11 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Football Helmet
Level 6 Hat
Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
Vintage
Level 10
Tuxxy
Level 45 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides a 2.5 second resistance bubble that blocks 75%
base damage and 100% crit damage of the selected type to the Medic and
Patient.
#Attrib_Medigun_Resists
#Attrib_Overheal_Fill_Rate_Reduced
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
Der Wintermantel
Level 83 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
B.M.O.C.
Level 30
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
Level 5
Genuine
Level 1
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
Beggar's Bazooka
Level 58 Rocket Launcher
Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 38 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
#Attrib_MakersMark
Kringle Collection
Level 5 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Dead Cone #22213
Level 38 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
Strange Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Strange Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Demoman's Fro
Level 41
Hat of Cards
Level 39
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Bubble Pipe
Level 25
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 18 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Stout Shako
Level 43 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Fallen Angel
Level 13
Level 19
Haunted Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 20
Helmet Without a Home
Level 3
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
Class Token - Spy
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Vintage
Level 10
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence
Vintage
Level 1
Pink as Hell
Level 5
Pink as Hell
Level 5
Pink as Hell
Level 5
Level 10
Level 10
Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 77 Hat
Genuine Siberian Sophisticate
Level 1 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 644 |
| Hats | 152 |
| Misc | 137 |
| Metal | 0 items worth 0 scrap |
| Total | 933 |
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