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The following items were recently received via trading and are not yet in the backpack:
Scout
(119 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(119 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(114 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(114 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(130 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(130 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(104 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(104 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(106 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(106 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(102 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(102 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(92 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(92 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(112 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(112 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(96 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(96 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
Strange Part: Pyros Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Pyros you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Underwater Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill while they are completely
submerged.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Antlers #414
Level 40
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Haunted Crone's Dome
Level 68
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
Company Man #19870
Level 10 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Even more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Haunted Executioner
Level 15
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
Genuine That '70s Chapeau
Level 1
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 15 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Genuine
Level 1
Summer Hat
Level 10 Hat
E hele mākou i kahakai.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 71
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 73 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brown Bomber
Level 19
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
"Swimming In Gold"
Level 30
"Because gold is just the perfect paint for this hat."
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
Haunted Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.
Genuine Croft's Crest
Level 1 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
Haunted Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your
pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know
anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and
house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
Deus Specs #11446
Level 10 Glasses
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Fortune Hunter
Level 1 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 1 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Earbuds
Level 45 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 74 Hat
OSX represent!
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
RoBro 3000
Level 14 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
Photo Badge #4844
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Level 92
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage
Level 88
#Attrib_PyroYearNumber
Haunted Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 88 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
Mark of the Saint #16403
Level 20 Badge
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine
Level 1
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Tuxxy
Level 59 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Level 26
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Strange Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
"Vagina Smasher"
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Spread_Positive
#Attrib_HypeOnDamage
#Attrib_HypeResetsOnJump
Strange Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Genuine
Level 1
Strange
Level 18
Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
#Attrib_CancelFallingDamage
Strange Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Winger
Level 15 Pistol
Strange Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
#Attrib_AirDashCountIncreased
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
#Attrib_BatLaunchesOrnaments
Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat
Strange Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
Level 42
Freedom Staff #5488
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
Unarmed Combat #2415
Level 15 Severed Arm
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
Vintage Sandman
Level 77 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
Strange Bat
Level 1 Bat
Flipped Trilby
Level 64 Hat
Void Monk Hair
Level 1
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 77 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Hanger-On Hood
Level 96
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your
complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the
stomach for dressing up like a moth.
Wrap Battler
Level 87
The Superfan
Level 10
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 69 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Bonk Helm
Level 44 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Batter's Helmet
Level 6 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 50 Hat
Straight outta control point.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bombing Run
Level 20 Hat
Death from above!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hot Dogger #5257
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Backwards Ballcap #2705
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
Front Runner
Level 19
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Elfin Deal #2879
Level 75 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
#Attrib_MakersMark
El Jefe #12280
Level 10 Hat
Bonk Boy #14540
Level 14 Hat
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 38 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Stereoscopic Shades #3158
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
Sign of the Wolf's School #22827
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Planeswalker Goggles #16864
Level 66 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Fast Learner
Level 14 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Track Terrorizer
Level 73 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
Genuine
Level 1
Genuine
Level 1
Spooky Shoes
Level 77 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 68 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 71 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Genuine Tomb Wrapper
Level 1 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
Strange Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.
#Attrib_MultSniperChargePenalty
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
#Attrib_RageGainOnKill
#Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
#Attrib_SniperRageDisplayOnly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Bodyshot_Negative
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_JarateDuration
#Attrib_SniperCharge_Per_Sec
Level 10
Strange Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
"Double Entry"
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
"Yep....That was me!"
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer
Cozy Camper #13983
Level 10 Backpack
#Attrib_HealthRegen
#Attrib_AimingKnockbackResistance
#Attrib_AimingNoFlinch
#Attrib_SniperAimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
#Attrib_MakersMark
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
Strange Razorback
Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_BackstabShield
Strange SMG
Level 1 SMG
Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MultDmgBonusWhileHalfDead
#Attrib_MultDmgPenaltyWhileHalfAlive
Strange Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Anger #4687
Level 10 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocleather Slouch #21165
Level 93
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Desert Marauder #4356
Level 86 Hat
Holy Hunter
Level 36
Bushman's Boonie
Level 45
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 98 Hat
Liquidator's Lid #7067
Level 85 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Trophy Belt
Level 14 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 100 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Bolted Bushman
Level 1
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
Professional's Panama
Level 11 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Fruit Shoot #15381
Level 23
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unusual Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 96 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
Flamingo Kid
Level 10
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Cold Killer
Level 78
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
Genuine Deadliest Duckling
Level 1 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted Sir Hootsalot
Level 42
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
Crocodile Smile #2658
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
Crocodile Smile #3077
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
#Attrib_MakersMark
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Koala Compact
Level 4 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
Genuine Steel Songbird
Level 1
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
Mutton Mann
Level 10 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
Outback Intellectual #288
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Villain's Veil
Level 93 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponChargedShot
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_NoCritBoost
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Increased
#Attrib_MakersMark
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Beggar's Bazooka
Level 23 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_AutoFiresFullClip
#Attrib_CanOverload
#Attrib_Projectile_Spread_Angle_Negative
#Attrib_NoPrimaryAmmoFromDispensers
Strange Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
Strange Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Strange Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
Strange Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Increased
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence
Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_DamageForceReduction
#Attrib_BootsFallingStomp
Strange Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemiesDeploy
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased
Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponPenetration
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
Vintage
Level 5
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction
Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
#Attrib_SpeedBuffAlly
Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
#Attrib_CritWhileAirborne
Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing
Strange Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost
Armored Authority #19171
Level 46 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Defiant Spartan
Level 29
Helmet Without a Home
Level 85
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 37 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
Genuine Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 1
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
Genuine Chief Constable
Level 1
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
Hero's Hachimaki #17443
Level 83 Hat
Idiot Box
Level 76
Infernal Impaler #3718
Level 13 Hat
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #14075
Level 59 Hat
Lucky Shot
Level 60
Let's see you do that again, Private.
Stahlhelm #13789
Level 10 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stainless Pot
Level 4 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tyrant's Helm
Level 100 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Salty Dog
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
War Pig
Level 98
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.
Team Captain
Level 50 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted Zipperface
Level 83
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know,
thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an
idiot in front of your kids again!
"Mayor Payne"
Level 67 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
All-Father #13201
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 24 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1
Kringle Collection #9103
Level 72 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
#Attrib_StickyAirBurstMode
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_Cannonball_Push_Back
#Attrib_Grenade_Launcher_Mortar_Mode
#Attrib_Grenade_Not_Explode_On_Impact
#Attrib_Grenade_Damage_Reduction_On_World_Contact
Strange Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
Strange Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
Strange Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
override projectile type (14)
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 4 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
#Attrib_MakersMark
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_AmmoBecomesHealth
Strange Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
Strange Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 94 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Samur-Eye
Level 29 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 86 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Sober Stuntman
Level 95 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Grenadier Helm
Level 1
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
Mask of the Shaman #3703
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Reggaelator
Level 100 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 85 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 38
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
Snapped Pupil
Level 86 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
King of Scotland Cape #482
Level 26 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
Strange Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
Strange Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealthDrain
Strange Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost
Strange Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Strange Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal
Strange
Level 10
Strange Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Festive Ubersaw
Level 10
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 63 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 76 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
Planeswalker Helm #14330
Level 4 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 64
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Archimedes #8342
Level 39
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1
Medi-Mask
Level 79 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 51 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Surgeon's Stethoscope #15937
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Scrap Pack
Level 1 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Strange Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
#Attrib_AimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
Genuine
Level 1
Strange Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunNoSpinSounds
Strange Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
Strange Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage
Level 1
Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Festive Sandvich
Level 1
Strange Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DmgFromRanged_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgFromMelee_Increased
#Attrib_DeployTime_Increased
Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
#Attrib_CritForcesLaugh
#Attrib_CritFromBehind
#Attrib_TickleEnemiesWieldingSameWeapon
#Attrib_CritDoesNoDamage
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
Big Chief
Level 17 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Capo's Capper
Level 37 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
Coupe D'isaster
Level 86 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Haunted Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 59
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Football Helmet
Level 63 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
U-clank-a
Level 57
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 15 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Hound Dog
Level 87 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
One-Man Army
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Outdoorsman #13217
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
Soviet Gentleman
Level 20 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
Pugilist's Protector
Level 54 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Security Shades
Level 93 Hat
Purity Fist
Level 10
Haunted Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 8 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she
wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop
throne.
Haunted Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 16 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Hunger Force #3419
Level 42 Shirt
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little
you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have
absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 18 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 95 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
Haunted Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 9
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1
Large Luchadore #22324
Level 66 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #6023
Level 1 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
#Attrib_BurnDamageEarnsRage
#Attrib_AirblastDisabled
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
Strange Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_WpnBurnDmg_Reduced
Strange Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
Strange Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Strange Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 2
Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
Scorch Shot #42380
Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_FlaregunPelletsWithKnockback
#Attrib_MakersMark
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Strange Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced
Strange Lollichop
Level 75 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
Genuine Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
Genuine
Level 1
Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
#Attrib_DamageAllConnected
Vintage
Level 10
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
Bubble Pipe
Level 92
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Usable in Crafting )
DethKapp #1001
Level 58
For centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of
who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally
answers that age-old mystery: It was you!
Hottie's Hoodie #7350
Level 51
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Blazing Bull
Level 85
Head Warmer #7019
Level 10
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
Madame Dixie
Level 71 Hat
Prancer's Pride
Level 71 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 72 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pyro's Beanie
Level 77 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 51 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Old Guadalajara
Level 31 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Little Buddy #19207
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Birdcage #2344
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 26 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Haunted Wraith Wrap
Level 16 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
Haunted Coffin Kit
Level 74 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Apparition's Aspect #2551
Level 13 Hat
Moonman Backpack #2149
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
Tribal Bones
Level 32 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Last Breath #14534
Level 13 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fallen Angel
Level 28
Tail From the Crypt
Level 33
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Jingle Belt
Level 22 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Nose Candy #717
Level 61 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
Haunted Plutonidome
Level 75 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 49 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 17
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
Burning Bongos
Level 42 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
HazMat Headcase
Level 50 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 26 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 42 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 81 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 93 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Strange Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits
Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_DmgBonus_Undisguised
Strange L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_AddCloakOnHit
Vintage
Level 5
Strange Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_CannotDisguise
Strange Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
#Attrib_Sanguisuge
Sharp Dresser #41358
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire
Wanga Prick
Level 71 Knife
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Knife
Level 1 Knife
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 4
Genuine
Level 1
Quäckenbirdt
Level 31 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased
Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 68 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
Dashin' Hashshashin #11113
Level 10
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Ninja Cowl
Level 1
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 13 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Fancy Fedora
Level 89
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Frenchman's Beret
Level 32 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hat of Cards
Level 5
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Familiar Fez
Level 48 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Haunted Exorcizor
Level 48 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
Intangible Ascot
Level 87
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1
Haunted Scarecrow
Level 58 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
Spectre's Spectacles #18808
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Noh Mercy
Level 99 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Distinguished Rogue #2641
Level 8 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
Strange Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit
Strange
Level 5
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5
Rescue Ranger
Level 34 Shotgun
#Attrib_Building_Telporting_PickUp
#Attrib_ArrowHealsBuildings
#Attrib_MarkedForDeathOnBuildingPickup
Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
#Attrib_ElectricalAirblast
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Strange Jag
Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased
Strange Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry
Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
#Attrib_AltFireTeleportToSpawn
#Attrib_CannotPickUpBuildings
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 29 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tin-1000
Level 25
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Hotrod
Level 54 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Buzz Killer
Level 31
Last Straw #1910
Level 95
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
Haunted Master Mind
Level 76
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to
oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you
glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that
capitalizes on both.
Haunted Master Mind
Level 100
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to
oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you
glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that
capitalizes on both.
Ol' Geezer
Level 98 Hat
Get off mah land!
Barnstormer
Level 68
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
Genuine Vox Diabolus
Level 1
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
Idea Tube
Level 27 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
Texas Half-Pants
Level 56 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pocket Purrer
Level 93 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
Googly Gazer
Level 79 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
Grizzled Growth #1966
Level 74 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prairie Heel Biters #13188
Level 15 Spurs
Frontier Flyboy
Level 1
Legend of Bugfoot
Level 6
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 86 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Wingstick #8619
Level 10 Wingstick
#Attrib_MakersMark
Professional's Panama
Level 78 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
#Attrib_PreserveUbercharge
Level 5
Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning
Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill
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Level 1 Syringe Gun
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Level 1 Bonesaw
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Level 1 Kukri
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Level 1 Revolver
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Level 1 Invis Watch
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Digit Divulger
Level 46 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
Cremator's Conscience #2605
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 71
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
Cool Breeze
Level 53 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 304 |
| Hats | 92 |
| Misc | 64 |
| Metal | 4 items worth 14 scrap |
| Total | 464 |
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