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GODLIKE 99KINGZ
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The following items were recently received via trading and are not yet in the backpack:
Scout
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Soldier
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Pyro
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Demoman
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Heavy
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Engineer
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Medic
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Sniper
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Spy
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Chieftain's Challenge
Level 25 Hat
Stout Shako
Level 100 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 3 Hat
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 33 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 13 Hat
Void Monk Hair
Level 1
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
#443
Level 62
Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 33 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
(1)
Flamingo Kid
Level 10
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Familiar Fez
Level 16 Hat
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pugilist's Protector
Level 44 Hat
Surgeon's Stethoscope #7018
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 29 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Salty Dog
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
Bushman's Boonie
Level 90
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
Bonk Boy
Level 60 Hat
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Outback Intellectual #8043
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
Vintage Hotrod
Level 21 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Backwards Ballcap
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 82 Hat
Helmet Without a Home
Level 16
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
Handyman's Handle
Level 79 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
Level 46
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 61 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
Track Terrorizer
Level 57 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
Fast Learner
Level 93 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Defiant Spartan
Level 90
Point and Shoot #6409
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Team Captain #3008
Level 44 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Hottie's Hoodie #2095
Level 87
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
Honcho's Headgear
Level 40 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
Stereoscopic Shades #11241
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
Infernal Impaler #4981
Level 13 Hat
Le Party Phantom
Level 48
B.M.O.C.
Level 30
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
Stocking Stuffer
Level 30 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
Head Warmer #642
Level 67
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description
Fruit Shoot #6411
Level 46
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
Madame Dixie
Level 36 Hat
Virtual Reality Headset #8190
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Chief
Level 75 Hat
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 88 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Carouser's Capotain
Level 84 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Kringle Collection #8090
Level 87 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 22 Hat
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 44 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 59 Hat
Made Man
Level 35 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 56 Hat
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 94 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 29 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Scrap Pack #4069
Level 34 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
Vintage Mining Light
Level 36
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Tin-1000
Level 23
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
HazMat Headcase
Level 2 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
Tam O' Shanter
Level 23 Hat
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 54 Hat
Magnanimous Monarch
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 28 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Bombing Run
Level 95 Hat
Death from above!
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 82 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 73 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Benefactor's Kanmuri
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine El Jefe
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 2 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 53 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 75 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 80
Napper's Respite
Level 56 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
Old Guadalajara
Level 37 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 47 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 57 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
Hard Counter
Level 86 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
Large Luchadore
Level 16 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
Sultan's Ceremonial #1139
Level 50 Hat
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 75 Hat
Unusual Bombing Run
Level 53 Hat
Death from above!
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Unusual Chieftain's Challenge
Level 44 Hat
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Unusual Brigade Helm
Level 61 Hat
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Unusual Pyro's Beanie
Level 79 Hat
"Do not pay attention to the guy that is using me Pay attetion to the
game Logo"
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Unusual Carouser's Capotain
Level 5 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
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Unusual Sober Stuntman
Level 71 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
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Unusual Heavy Duty Rag
Level 1 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
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Unusual Mining Light
Level 72
For Engineers with bright ideas.
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Unusual Safe'n'Sound
Level 7 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
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Unusual Vintage Tyrolean
Level 29 Hat
"Just because Oktoberfestin' ain't the same without TF2 Logo floating
around you"
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Unusual Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 86 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
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Unusual Trophy Belt
Level 23 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
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Unusual Larrikin Robin
Level 45 Hat
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Unusual Magistrate's Mullet
Level 24 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 91 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Cold Killer
Level 42
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
Doctor's Sack
Level 18 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
Earbuds
Level 58 Hat
OSX represent!
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Quadwrangler #1938
Level 16 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Last Breath
Level 13 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 78 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
RoBro 3000
Level 8 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Milkman
Level 85 Hat
Toss-Proof Towel #4096
Level 78 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
Summer Hat
Level 10 Hat
E hele mākou i kahakai.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Little Buddy #2745
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
All-Father #8329
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
Max's Severed Head
Level 89 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sober Stuntman
Level 13 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 23 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 1 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 92 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
Desert Marauder
Level 61 Hat
German Gonzila
Level 43 Hat
Crocleather Slouch #3482
Level 19
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Prancer's Pride
Level 48 Hat
Exquisite Rack
Level 80
Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Cosa Nostra Cap #2010
Level 97 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 30 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
Hat of Cards
Level 87
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Business Casual
Level 7 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
War Pig
Level 27
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.
Medi-Mask
Level 54 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
Stealth Steeler
Level 65
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 59 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Ninja Cowl
Level 1
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 11 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
Soviet Gentleman
Level 31 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
Snapped Pupil
Level 83 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 54 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Bearded Bombardier
Level 35 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
Itsy Bitsy Spyer #7536
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
Medic Mech-bag
Level 1
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
Liquidator's Lid
Level 80 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 30 Hat
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 9
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
Larrikin Robin
Level 8 Hat
Texas Half-Pants
Level 7 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
Idea Tube
Level 21 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
Soldier's Stogie #197
Level 72 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
Nine-Pipe Problem #6157
Level 61 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
Level 97
( Not Usable in Crafting )
#1280
Level 44
Pocket Medic #1364
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
Brown Bomber
Level 25
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 19 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Private Eye
Level 99 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 55 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 94 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 89 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Coupe D'isaster
Level 88 Hat
Buckaroos Hat
Level 5 Hat
Armored Authority #2880
Level 2 Hat
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Copper's Hard Top
Level 34
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
Wraith Wrap
Level 80 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 1 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Battle Bob
Level 59
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
Vintage
Level 77
#Attrib_PyroYearNumber
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 7 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 84 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 28 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Security Shades #1197
Level 63 Hat
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Attendant
Level 61 Hat
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this
skull-themed hate hat.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 45 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
War Head #4951
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 3 Hat
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 81 Hat
Conquistador
Level 95
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
Dashin' Hashshashin #7292
Level 10
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 38 Glasses
Nothing
Brainiac Goggles #6847
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 62
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
Moonman Backpack #4833
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
Bubble Pipe
Level 23
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 8 Facial Hair
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Hero's Tail
Level 1 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
Brainiac Hairpiece #8924
Level 13 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 52
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
Front Runner #2111
Level 81
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
Your Worst Nightmare #8372
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
One-Man Army
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
Big Country
Level 87
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 3 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 49 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
Capo's Capper #2580
Level 96 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 33 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Surgeon's Side Satchel #3415
Level 98 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
Merc Medal #5996
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 84 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
Scotch Bonnet
Level 22 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 92 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Ol' Geezer
Level 42 Hat
Get off mah land!
Villain's Veil
Level 47 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Détective Noir
Level 54 Hat
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 35 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 43 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 61 Hat
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 12
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 46 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Western Wear
Level 77 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
Tin Pot
Level 1
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 17 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Stately Steel Toe
Level 57 Hat
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 12
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Vintage Hound Dog
Level 39 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 46 Uniform
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 30 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 4 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Hat With No Name
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Reggaelator
Level 50 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
Level 60
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Blighted Beak
Level 90 Hat
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 91 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Robot Running Man
Level 30
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
U-clank-a
Level 6
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
Genuine Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 1
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
Bolted Bushman
Level 56
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
Cross-Comm Express #784
Level 12
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
Flipped Trilby
Level 40 Hat
Lucky Shot
Level 54
Let's see you do that again, Private.
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 22 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Treasure Hat
Level 15 Hat
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Grimm Hatte
Level 21 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
Full Head Of Steam
Level 21
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 53
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 91 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 68 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 38 Hat
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Warsworn Helmet
Level 14
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
Bolgan
Level 76
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
Grenadier Helm
Level 1
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 65 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Gold Dueling Badge
Level 50 Badge
Earned at level 50.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 81 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 49
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 40 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
The Superfan
Level 10
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Big Elfin Deal #7860
Level 51 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
Bootie Time #1166
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Industrial Festivizer
Level 76
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 93 Hat
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 25
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 9 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 16 Hat
Lumbricus Lid
Level 83 Hat
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 73
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
Cold War Luchador #3474
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Burning Bongos
Level 41 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
Jingle Belt #8067
Level 70 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 81 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 5
Furious Fukaamigasa #3138
Level 6 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
Googly Gazer
Level 29 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 31 Hat
Balloonicorn #2346
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Team Spirit
Level 5
Team Spirit
Level 5
Wrap Battler
Level 7
( Not Usable in Crafting )
B-ankh!
Level 11
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Futankhamun
Level 37
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Idiot Box
Level 48
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Steel Pipes
Level 83
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Shoestring Budget
Level 15
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Blazing Bull
Level 66
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Fallen Angel
Level 78
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tail From the Crypt
Level 80
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Hair of the Dog
Level 79
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Scottish Snarl
Level 15
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pickled Paws
Level 9
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Can Opener
Level 45
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 93
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 12
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Buzz Killer
Level 13
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Frontier Flyboy
Level 57
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Legend of Bugfoot
Level 15
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
#Attrib_BombinomiconEffectOnDeath
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Einstein
Level 65
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 72
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Emerald Jarate
Level 14
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Holy Hunter
Level 27
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Silver Bullets
Level 92
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 30
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Under Cover
Level 18
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Griffin's Gog
Level 4
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Intangible Ascot
Level 81
( Not Usable in Crafting )
MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
Beggar's Bazooka
Level 91 Rocket Launcher
Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
#Attrib_HealthRegen
#Attrib_AimingKnockbackResistance
#Attrib_AimingNoFlinch
#Attrib_SniperAimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning
Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Dead Cone
Level 43 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 23
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
Surgeon's Stethoscope #11686
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
"GOLD SCATTERGUN"
Level 1
"GOLD ROCKET LAUNCHER"
Level 1
"GOLD FLAME THROWER"
Level 1
"GOLD STICKYBOMB"
Level 1
"GOLD MINIGUN"
Level 1
"GOLD BOTKILLER WRENCH"
Level 1
"GOLD MEDI GUN"
Level 1
"GOLD SNIPER"
Level 1
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Strange Part: Domination Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you dominate by killing them with that
weapon.
Strange Part: Revenge Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies dominating you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Cloaked Spies Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of spies you kill while they're invisible.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Spread_Positive
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
#Attrib_HypeResetsOnJump
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
#Attrib_CancelFallingDamage
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Winger
Level 15 Pistol
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death
#Attrib_MarkForDeath
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 12
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sandman
Level 15 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
#Attrib_AirDashCountIncreased
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
#Attrib_BatLaunchesOrnaments
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_DropHealthPackOnKill
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Increased
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 42
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Unarmed Combat
Level 100 Severed Arm
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Beggar's Bazooka
Level 69 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_AutoFiresFullClip
#Attrib_CanOverload
#Attrib_Projectile_Spread_Angle_Negative
#Attrib_NoPrimaryAmmoFromDispensers
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponChargedShot
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding
#Attrib_NoCritBoost
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Increased
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_DamageForceReduction
#Attrib_BootsFallingStomp
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 5
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemiesDeploy
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponPenetration
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_Honorbound
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
#Attrib_CritWhileAirborne
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
#Attrib_SpeedBuffAlly
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
#Attrib_BurnDamageEarnsRage
#Attrib_AirblastDisabled
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased
#Attrib_WpnBurnDmg_Reduced
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_FlaregunPelletsWithKnockback
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 10
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
#Attrib_DamageAllConnected
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill
#Attrib_DmgFromMelee_Increased
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 21
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Lollichop
Level 30 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_StickyAirBurstMode
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
override projectile type (14)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
#Attrib_NoChargeImpactRange
#Attrib_ChargeImpactDamageIncreased
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 87 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
#Attrib_CaptureValue_Increased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Increased
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_AmmoBecomesHealth
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeTime_Increase
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunNoSpinSounds
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
#Attrib_AimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 57
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 1
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth
Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
#Attrib_CritForcesLaugh
#Attrib_CritFromBehind
#Attrib_TickleEnemiesWieldingSameWeapon
#Attrib_CritDoesNoDamage
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DmgFromRanged_Reduced
#Attrib_DeployTime_Increased
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Apoco-Fists #8221
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
#Attrib_CritKillWillGib
Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 5
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
#Attrib_ElectricalAirblast
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
#Attrib_AltFireTeleportToSpawn
#Attrib_CannotPickUpBuildings
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Jag
Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealthDrain
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 10
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
#Attrib_PreserveUbercharge
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
#Attrib_SeeEnemyHealth
( Not Usable in Crafting )
AWPer Hand #2474
Level 1
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 10
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_JarateDuration
#Attrib_SniperCharge_Per_Sec
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.
#Attrib_MultSniperChargePenalty
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
#Attrib_RageGainOnKill
#Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
#Attrib_SniperRageDisplayOnly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Bodyshot_Negative
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Razorback
Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_BackstabShield
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MultDmgBonusWhileHalfDead
#Attrib_MultDmgPenaltyWhileHalfAlive
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_DmgBonus_Undisguised
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 5
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits
( Not Usable in Crafting )
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_AddCloakOnHit
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
#Attrib_Sanguisuge
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_AddCloakOnKill
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Wanga Prick
Level 42 Knife
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sharp Dresser #52878
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level 69
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 1
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level 1
Level 1
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level 1
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level 1
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Level 1
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level 1
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level 1
Level 1
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level 1
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level 1
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level 1
Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_Cannonball_Push_Back
#Attrib_Grenade_Launcher_Mortar_Mode
#Attrib_Grenade_Not_Explode_On_Impact
#Attrib_Grenade_Damage_Reduction_On_World_Contact
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 388 |
| Hats | 186 |
| Misc | 84 |
| Metal | 9 items worth 75 scrap |
| Total | 667 |
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