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Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Robo Community Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Robo Community Crate Key to unlock.
The Robo Community Crate contains Unusual effects that will only come
from this crate.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Robo Community Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Robo Community Crate Key to unlock.
The Robo Community Crate contains Unusual effects that will only come
from this crate.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Robo Community Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Robo Community Crate Key to unlock.
The Robo Community Crate contains Unusual effects that will only come
from this crate.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Strange Part: Engineers Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Engineers you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Soldiers Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Soldiers you kill with that weapon.
Unusual Bubble Pipe
Level 78
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Strange Part: Medics Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Medics you kill with that weapon.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Level 1
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 13 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Cut Throat Concierge
Level 96 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 41 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
B.M.O.C.
Level 30
"when u see this little derp so u dead"
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Drably Olive
Level 5
"Restline's 'Gentleman's Moustaches"
Level 63 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Robo Community Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Robo Community Crate Key to unlock.
The Robo Community Crate contains Unusual effects that will only come
from this crate.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Vintage Companion Cube Pin
Level 1 Badge
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 54 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 42 Hat
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 92 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1
Robo Community Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Robo Community Crate Key to unlock.
The Robo Community Crate contains Unusual effects that will only come
from this crate.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Genuine Doublecross-Comm
Level 1
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give it to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Antlers
Level 1
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.
Full Head Of Steam
Level 94
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
#Attrib_Merasmus_Hat_Level
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Spine-Cooling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your disdain for the living.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
#Attrib_MakersMark
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
#Attrib_MakersMark
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 42 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 20 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Galvanized Gibus
Level 2 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
Robo Community Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Robo Community Crate Key to unlock.
The Robo Community Crate contains Unusual effects that will only come
from this crate.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 55 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 80 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 2 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 98
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 94 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
#Attrib_BombinomiconEffectOnDeath
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Croft's Crest
Level 1 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 4 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Level 81
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Clan Pride #9955
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Merc's Muffler
Level 40 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Tuxxy
Level 54 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
"Ruby's 'Deal With It' Shades"
Level 10 Glasses
"Put on your shades, and wave to yesterday."
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
"Ruby's I-Do-Not-Know-Anything Spectacles"
Level 99
"I didn't do anything, I swear! I really did not unaccidently killed
that guy."
"The Engineer's Personal Buddy 3000 E"
Level 16 Robot
"Beep boop. Life is worth protecting. Beep."
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
Battery Canteens
Level 24
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid.
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
#39573
Level 21
#Attrib_MakersMark
Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Spread_Positive
#Attrib_HypeOnDamage
#Attrib_HypeResetsOnJump
Strange Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
Level 73
Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
#Attrib_CancelFallingDamage
Winger
Level 15 Pistol
Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death
#Attrib_MarkForDeath
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Level 42
Freedom Staff #2357
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
Strange Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 83 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
The Superfan
Level 10
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 24 Hat
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained
urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through
a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 51 Hat
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained
urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through
a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 70 Hat
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained
urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through
a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
Bonk Leadwear
Level 1 Hat
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by
mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932,
American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this
mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
Bonk Leadwear
Level 23 Hat
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by
mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932,
American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this
mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 69 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Bot Dogger
Level 71 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
Bot Dogger
Level 71 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 64 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Hero's Tail #21809
Level 22 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Front Runner
Level 26
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
Milkman
Level 9 Hat
Noble Hatter's Violet
Level 5
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
Bonk Boy #25199
Level 16 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Futankhamun
Level 37
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 30 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
Prize Plushy #245
Level 3 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 1 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
Planeswalker Goggles #19011
Level 72 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fast Learner
Level 17 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Fast Learner
Level 39 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
Track Terrorizer #8880
Level 21 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Digit Divulger
Level 10 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
Genuine Tomb Wrapper
Level 1 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
"Ruby's Genuine Aimbot Goggles"
Level 1 Hat
"Keep those UV rays away to (not) aim properly."
"The Running Shoes"
Level 10 Boots
"Hold the B Button to run faster than normal, and attract ladies."
Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.
#Attrib_MultSniperChargePenalty
Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer
Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
#Attrib_RageGainOnKill
#Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
#Attrib_SniperRageDisplayOnly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Bodyshot_Negative
Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_JarateDuration
#Attrib_SniperCharge_Per_Sec
Level 10
Level 10
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Huntsman
Level 10
Festive Huntsman
Level 10
Strange Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Strange Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Strange Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
#Attrib_HealthRegen
#Attrib_AimingKnockbackResistance
#Attrib_AimingNoFlinch
#Attrib_SniperAimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MultDmgBonusWhileHalfDead
#Attrib_MultDmgPenaltyWhileHalfAlive
Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
Strange Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 53 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 90 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Letch's LED
Level 32 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 40 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 44 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 50 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
Soldered Sensei
Level 17 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
Cold Killer
Level 96
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Doublecross-Comm #9046
Level 43
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 1 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
Koala Compact
Level 29 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
Villain's Veil #20436
Level 94 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponChargedShot
#Attrib_NoCritBoost
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Increased
Beggar's Bazooka
Level 42 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_AutoFiresFullClip
#Attrib_CanOverload
#Attrib_Projectile_Spread_Angle_Negative
#Attrib_NoPrimaryAmmoFromDispensers
Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
Strange Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Increased
Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_DamageForceReduction
#Attrib_BootsFallingStomp
Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemiesDeploy
Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponPenetration
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding
Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
Level 5
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction
Festive Buff Banner
Level 5
Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
#Attrib_SpeedBuffAlly
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
#Attrib_CritWhileAirborne
Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_Honorbound
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing
Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
#Attrib_CaptureValue_Increased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Increased
Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost
Idiot Box
Level 50
Idiot Box
Level 59
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 38 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 49 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 82 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 96 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 96 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
Steel Shako
Level 82 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 35 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 86 Hat
Stout Shako
Level 22 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 26 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 68 Hat
All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Steel Pipes
Level 42
Shoestring Budget
Level 4
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 10 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug.
Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something
in your mouth that is on fire.
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 16 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug.
Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something
in your mouth that is on fire.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Kringle Collection
Level 52 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Kringle Collection
Level 60 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Menpo
Level 74 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
Strange Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
#Attrib_StickyAirBurstMode
Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_Cannonball_Push_Back
#Attrib_Grenade_Launcher_Mortar_Mode
#Attrib_Grenade_Not_Explode_On_Impact
#Attrib_Grenade_Damage_Reduction_On_World_Contact
Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1
Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
#Attrib_NoChargeImpactRange
#Attrib_ChargeImpactDamageIncreased
Strange Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
override projectile type (14)
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence
Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeTime_Increase
Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_AmmoBecomesHealth
Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Strange Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
Genuine Glengarry Bonnet
Level 64 Hat
Bolted Bicorne
Level 23 Hat
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a
human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if
they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your
move, parrots.
Bolted Bicorne
Level 25 Hat
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a
human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if
they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your
move, parrots.
Pure Tin Capotain
Level 7 Hat
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you
could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger?
Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention
since the electric can opener.
Pure Tin Capotain
Level 78 Hat
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you
could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger?
Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention
since the electric can opener.
Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 32 Hat
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of
Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must
kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep
boop kill all humans!
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 49 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 88 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
K-9 Mane #7594
Level 42
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Blind Justice #1405
Level 97 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bearded Bombardier
Level 23 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 70
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
Liquor Locker
Level 11 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
Scottish Snarl
Level 92
Pickled Paws
Level 74
Bolted Bombardier
Level 3 Facial Hair
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his
beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and
they want to talk to you.
Bolted Bombardier
Level 18 Facial Hair
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his
beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and
they want to talk to you.
Bolted Bombardier
Level 58 Facial Hair
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his
beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and
they want to talk to you.
Bolted Bombardier
Level 89 Facial Hair
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his
beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and
they want to talk to you.
Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 91 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 91 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 98 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
HDMI Patch
Level 78 Photograph
Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide
Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your
friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face.
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealthDrain
Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1
Level 10
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Festive Ubersaw
Level 10
Festive Ubersaw
Level 10
Einstein
Level 87
Virus Doctor
Level 40 Hat
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler,
or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you
look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver
and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
Virus Doctor
Level 51 Hat
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler,
or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you
look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver
and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
Virus Doctor
Level 91 Hat
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler,
or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you
look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver
and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
Halogen Head Lamp
Level 90 Hat
This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor's head mirror by
replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be
seen from space. Peer inside your patients' disease-riddled ears,
noses and throats from a safe distance.
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 7 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 21 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 88 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 4 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 13 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 23 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 49 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 95 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
Der Wintermantel
Level 23 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 49
Emerald Jarate
Level 55
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1
Nine-Pipe Problem #9488
Level 59 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
Byte'd Beak
Level 40 Hat
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day
masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for
dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
Byte'd Beak
Level 62 Hat
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day
masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for
dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
Byte'd Beak
Level 81 Hat
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day
masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for
dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
Byte'd Beak
Level 92 Hat
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day
masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for
dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
Practitioner's Processing Mask
Level 34
Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This
handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of
soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
#Attrib_AimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level 73
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunNoSpinSounds
Festive Minigun
Level 1
Level 1
Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth
Festive Sandvich
Level 1
Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DmgFromRanged_Reduced
#Attrib_DeployTime_Increased
Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
#Attrib_CritForcesLaugh
#Attrib_CritFromBehind
#Attrib_TickleEnemiesWieldingSameWeapon
#Attrib_CritDoesNoDamage
Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_MakersMark
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Carl #708
Level 62 Hair
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the
unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long
flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness
wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you
the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 81 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
Can Opener
Level 43
Can Opener
Level 89
Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
Bunsen Brave
Level 8 Hat
Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction
of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native
Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame
temperature of 3100 °C.
Bunsen Brave
Level 17 Hat
Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction
of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native
Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame
temperature of 3100 °C.
Gridiron Guardian
Level 19 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
Gridiron Guardian
Level 68 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
Tungsten Toque
Level 20 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
Tungsten Toque
Level 66 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
Security Shades
Level 1 Hat
Aqua Flops
Level 73 Flip-Flops
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a
little taste of the tropics?
Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 16
Titanium Towel
Level 9 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered
in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you
slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
Titanium Towel
Level 44 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered
in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you
slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
Titanium Towel
Level 73 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered
in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you
slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
Titanium Towel
Level 88 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered
in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you
slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
#Attrib_BurnDamageEarnsRage
#Attrib_AirblastDisabled
Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased
#Attrib_WpnBurnDmg_Reduced
Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_FlaregunPelletsWithKnockback
Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced
Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning
Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill
#Attrib_DmgFromMelee_Increased
Level 10
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 100
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
Blazing Bull
Level 35
Head Warmer
Level 95
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Doc's Holiday
Level 87 Apparel
Comes in "Fever", "Flu", and "Virus" styles, depending on the epidemic
you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
Bolted Birdcage
Level 2 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
Bolted Birdcage
Level 32 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
Bolted Birdcage
Level 42 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
Bolted Birdcage
Level 58 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
Electric Escorter
Level 20 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
Electric Escorter
Level 55 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
Electric Escorter
Level 86 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
Firewall Helmet
Level 12 Hat
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better
hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why?
The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool
and refreshed, probably.
Firewall Helmet
Level 49 Hat
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better
hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why?
The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool
and refreshed, probably.
Firewall Helmet
Level 55 Hat
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better
hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why?
The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool
and refreshed, probably.
Firewall Helmet
Level 60 Hat
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better
hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why?
The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool
and refreshed, probably.
Firewall Helmet
Level 61 Hat
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better
hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why?
The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool
and refreshed, probably.
Firewall Helmet
Level 66 Hat
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better
hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why?
The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool
and refreshed, probably.
Firewall Helmet
Level 67 Hat
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better
hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why?
The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool
and refreshed, probably.
Firewall Helmet
Level 71 Hat
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better
hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why?
The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool
and refreshed, probably.
Firewall Helmet
Level 79 Hat
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better
hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why?
The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool
and refreshed, probably.
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 18 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 64 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 67 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
Metal Slug
Level 6 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
Metal Slug
Level 15 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
Metal Slug
Level 56 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 26 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 42 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 100 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
Attendant
Level 31 Hat
Fallen Angel
Level 8
Tail From the Crypt
Level 28
Tail From the Crypt
Level 91
Burning Bongos
Level 63 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Filamental
Level 31 Hat
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only
your electrician knows for sure!
Aqua Flops #4923
Level 2 Flip-Flops
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a
little taste of the tropics?
#Attrib_MakersMark
Googol Glass Eyes
Level 82 Hat
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the
stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean
hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
Googol Glass Eyes
Level 95 Hat
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the
stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean
hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits
Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_DmgBonus_Undisguised
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_AddCloakOnHit
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
Strange L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
Festive Ambassador
Level 5
Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_AddCloakOnKill
Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
Strange Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire
Wanga Prick #98738
Level 59 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ap-Sap
Level 92 Sapper
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science
facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly
defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient,
and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're
trying to work.
#Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak
#Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak_Idle_Wait
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate
Strange Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 10 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Under Cover
Level 3
Base Metal Billycock
Level 14 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
Base Metal Billycock
Level 24 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
Base Metal Billycock
Level 39 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
Base Metal Billycock
Level 47 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 17 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 55 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
Familiar Fez
Level 77 Hat
Dapper Disguise
Level 97 Mask
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the
exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free
bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though,
because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than
before.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Griffin's Gog
Level 77
Intangible Ascot
Level 95
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1
Megapixel Beard
Level 17 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to
have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
Megapixel Beard
Level 45 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to
have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
Megapixel Beard
Level 66 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to
have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 10 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
Strange Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit
Level 5
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5
Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Jag
Level 15 Wrench
Jag
Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased
Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 200
Festive Wrench
Level 1
Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
#Attrib_AltFireTeleportToSpawn
#Attrib_CannotPickUpBuildings
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 31 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Buzz Killer
Level 38
Data Mining Light
Level 95 Hat
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing
away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how
tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not
wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
Timeless Topper
Level 49 Hat
Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that
decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper's built for
the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core
of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers.
Timeless Topper
Level 99 Hat
Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that
decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper's built for
the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core
of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers.
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 22 Hat
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come
by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats
out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt
cactuses.
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 32 Hat
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come
by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats
out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt
cactuses.
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 84 Hat
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come
by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats
out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt
cactuses.
Googly Gazer
Level 42 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Frontier Flyboy
Level 46
Legend of Bugfoot
Level 67
Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Teddy Robobelt
Level 51 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
Teddy Robobelt
Level 59 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
Teddy Robobelt
Level 88 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
Stocking Stuffer #8903
Level 69 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
#Attrib_MakersMark
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
"Pimp-Boy 3 Billion"
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Koala Compact
Level 84 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
Western Wear
Level 84 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
Strange Part: Airborne Enemies Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of airborne enemies you kill with that weapon.
Détective Noir
Level 7 Hat
Hat of Cards
Level 5
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 93 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Texas Half-Pants
Level 76 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 51 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
Grenadier Helm
Level 1
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
Base Metal Billycock
Level 57 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
Flair! #20269
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
That '70s Chapeau #6177
Level 8
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
#Attrib_MakersMark
One-Man Army
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Level 5
Couvre Corner #20679
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Soldier's Stash
Level 57 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 20 Hat
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Level 1 Pistol
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Level 1 Shotgun
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Level 1 Shovel
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Level 1 Shotgun
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Level 1 Fire Axe
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Level 1 Bottle
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Level 1 Shotgun
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Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
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Level 1 Syringe Gun
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Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
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SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
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Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
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Level 1 Pistol
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Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
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Level 1 Shotgun
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Level 1 Fire Axe
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Level 1 Bottle
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Level 1 Shotgun
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Level 1 Fists
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Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
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Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
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Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
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SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 390 |
| Hats | 44 |
| Misc | 53 |
| Metal | 1 item worth 1 scrap |
| Total | 488 |
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