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Scout
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Soldier
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(69 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
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(90 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
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Heavy
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Engineer
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Medic
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Sniper
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Spy
(71 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(71 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
Level 10
Strange Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain
Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased
#Attrib_WpnBurnDmg_Reduced
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Cozy Camper #13096
Level 10 Backpack
#Attrib_HealthRegen
#Attrib_AimingKnockbackResistance
#Attrib_AimingNoFlinch
#Attrib_SniperAimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
#Attrib_MakersMark
Razorback
Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_BackstabShield
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction
Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
#Attrib_NoChargeImpactRange
#Attrib_ChargeImpactDamageIncreased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty
Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 1
Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_DmgBonus_Undisguised
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
Strange Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing
Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_AmmoBecomesHealth
Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal
Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
#Attrib_DamageAllConnected
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 52
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 25 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 91 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 24 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 16 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 41 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 97 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 100 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Flipped Trilby
Level 62 Hat
Flipped Trilby
Level 62 Hat
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 3 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 77 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
The Superfan
Level 10
Bonk Helm
Level 34 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonk Helm
Level 35 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 85 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Batter's Helmet
Level 9 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Batter's Helmet
Level 20 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Batter's Helmet
Level 44 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Batter's Helmet
Level 54 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Batter's Helmet
Level 100 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 57 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 66 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 96 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 64 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 83 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Bombing Run
Level 16 Hat
Death from above!
Bombing Run
Level 17 Hat
Death from above!
Bombing Run
Level 41 Hat
Death from above!
Backwards Ballcap
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
Whoopee Cap
Level 71 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Big Elfin Deal
Level 15 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Milkman
Level 90 Hat
Milkman
Level 94 Hat
"Antoni"
Level 56 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Anger
Level 10 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 23 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Larrikin Robin
Level 15 Hat
Larrikin Robin
Level 46 Hat
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 76 Hat
Trophy Belt
Level 38 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 9 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 40 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 65 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Professional's Panama
Level 1 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Professional's Panama
Level 8 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Professional's Panama
Level 14 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Professional's Panama
Level 66 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 2 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 23 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 97 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 11 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 81 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 96 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 39 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 44 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Armored Authority
Level 77 Hat
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Defiant Spartan
Level 99
Exquisite Rack
Level 37
Exquisite Rack
Level 45
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 19 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat
"PLUS DE PU-PU-PUISSANCE !!!"
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 24 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 80 Hat
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 80 Hat
Soldier's Stash
Level 13 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 98 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Tyrant's Helm
Level 65 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 25 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 91 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 18 Hat
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 65 Hat
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 45 Hat
"Watch out for snakes!"
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 20 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Salty Dog
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
Hat With No Name
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Killer's Kabuto
Level 41 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 17 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 46 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Stout Shako
Level 40 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Stout Shako
Level 62 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Team Captain
Level 12 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 5 Hat
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 12 Hat
Lumbricus Lid
Level 54 Hat
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Demoman's Fro
Level 31
Demoman's Fro
Level 45
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Demoman's Fro
Level 87
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 13
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 21
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 3 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 14 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 40 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 67 Hat
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 74 Hat
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 31 Hat
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 83 Hat
Carouser's Capotain
Level 13 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 34 Hat
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 46 Hat
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 60 Hat
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 64 Hat
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 53 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 56 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 64 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 46 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 91 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Sober Stuntman
Level 5 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Sober Stuntman
Level 28 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Sober Stuntman
Level 50 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Sober Stuntman
Level 68 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Private Eye
Level 5 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
Reggaelator
Level 79 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
Scotch Bonnet
Level 94 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
Tam O' Shanter
Level 57 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 58
"Ol' Jumpy"
Level 98 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
"The Man in the Yellow Hat's yellow hat"
Level 94 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 31 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 73 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
German Gonzila
Level 59 Hat
German Gonzila
Level 82 Hat
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 20 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 45 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 100 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 23 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 16 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 32 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 3 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 40 Hat
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 51 Hat
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 75 Hat
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 7 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 58 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Geisha Boy
Level 18 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ze Goggles
Level 28 Glasses
Nothing
Ze Goggles
Level 38 Glasses
Nothing
Ze Goggles
Level 49 Glasses
Nothing
Big Chief
Level 51 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Chief
Level 92 Hat
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
Coupe D'isaster
Level 4 Hat
Coupe D'isaster
Level 35 Hat
Coupe D'isaster
Level 63 Hat
Football Helmet
Level 6 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Football Helmet
Level 24 Hat
"ı am a superstar"
Football Helmet
Level 29 Hat
Football Helmet
Level 65 Hat
Football Helmet
Level 65 Hat
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 84 Hat
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 20 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 52 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 52 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Officer's Ushanka
Level 61
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 59
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 69
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 43 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 100 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Hound Dog
Level 3 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Hound Dog
Level 17 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Hound Dog
Level 33 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
Pugilist's Protector
Level 39 Hat
Pugilist's Protector
Level 55 Hat
Hard Counter
Level 12 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 21 Hat
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 68 Hat
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
Bubble Pipe
Level 62
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Connoisseur's Cap #1332
Level 55 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 9
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Madame Dixie
Level 87 Hat
Madame Dixie
Level 99 Hat
Prancer's Pride
Level 9 Hat
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 35 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 59 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 61 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 63 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 69 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 69 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 90 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Brigade Helm
Level 2 Hat
Brigade Helm
Level 41 Hat
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 44 Hat
Pyro's Beanie
Level 90 Hat
Napper's Respite
Level 10 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
Napper's Respite
Level 52 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 70 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 75 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 90 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Old Guadalajara
Level 92 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Old Guadalajara
Level 94 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
Vintage Merryweather
Level 41 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Vintage Merryweather
Level 67 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 55 Hat
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 82 Hat
Handyman's Handle
Level 6 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
Handyman's Handle
Level 28 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
Handyman's Handle
Level 65 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
Attendant
Level 27 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Attendant
Level 61 Hat
Dead Cone
Level 39 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
"The Plunger Of Many Abortions"
Level 40 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 68 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
Détective Noir
Level 65 Hat
Détective Noir
Level 85 Hat
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Under Cover
Level 32
Janissary Ketche #139
Level 27 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 24 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 27 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 65 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 69 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Fancy Fedora
Level 45
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Fancy Fedora
Level 61
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Fancy Fedora
Level 81
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 7
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 71
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 71
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 90
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Frenchman's Beret
Level 23 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Frenchman's Beret
Level 72 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Frenchman's Beret
Level 83 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Frenchman's Beret
Level 94 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 11 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 50 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 55 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 57 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 96 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Familiar Fez
Level 22 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Country
Level 91
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
Buckaroos Hat
Level 17 Hat
Buckaroos Hat
Level 72 Hat
Industrial Festivizer
Level 90
Industrial Festivizer
Level 95
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 60 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 61 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 100 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Mining Light
Level 17
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Mining Light
Level 69
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Engineer's Cap
Level 41 Hat
Engineer's Cap
Level 63 Hat
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 76 Hat
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 97 Hat
Safe'n'Sound
Level 36 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Safe'n'Sound
Level 67 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Safe'n'Sound
Level 96 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Western Wear
Level 69 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hotrod
Level 35 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Hotrod
Level 40 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Hotrod
Level 62 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Hotrod
Level 82 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Hotrod
Level 83 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 95 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Ol' Geezer
Level 70 Hat
Get off mah land!
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
"I Can't Hear You Scream"
Level 29 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Earbuds
Level 78 Hat
OSX represent!
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Clan Pride #1589
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Crocodile Smile #940
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
Villain's Veil
Level 58 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 49 Facial Hair
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Blighted Beak
Level 15 Hat
Blighted Beak
Level 21 Hat
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 4 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Surgeon's Stethoscope #5412
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Purity Fist
Level 10
Purity Fist
Level 10
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 26
Large Luchadore
Level 8 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 17 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 86 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 59 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 84 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Le Party Phantom
Level 20
Le Party Phantom
Level 86
Le Party Phantom
Level 99
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 26 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 53 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 56 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 82 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Noh Mercy
Level 56 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 81 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Googly Gazer
Level 23 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 63 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 72 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Stocking Stuffer
Level 45 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill
#Attrib_DmgFromMelee_Increased
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Level 1 Bottle
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Level 1 Shotgun
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Level 1 Shotgun
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Level 1 Syringe Gun
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Level 1 Bonesaw
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Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
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Level 1 Revolver
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Level 1 Invis Watch
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Level 1 Shotgun
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Level 1 Shotgun
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Level 1 Shotgun
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Level 1 Fists
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Level 1 Shotgun
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Level 1 Syringe Gun
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Level 1 Bonesaw
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Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 75 |
| Hats | 243 |
| Misc | 53 |
| Metal | 0 items worth 0 scrap |
| Total | 371 |
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