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Soldier
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Pyro
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Demoman
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Heavy
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Engineer
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Medic
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Sniper
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Spy
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Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost
Vintage
Level 10
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
Vintage
Level 10
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
Vintage
Level 1
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
Vintage
Level 10
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_BackstabShield
Vintage
Level 5
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
Vintage
Level 5
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty
Vintage
Level 5
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
Cozy Camper #67432
Level 10 Backpack
#Attrib_HealthRegen
#Attrib_AimingKnockbackResistance
#Attrib_AimingNoFlinch
#Attrib_SniperAimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
#Attrib_MakersMark
Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
Level 1 Claim Code
This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from
your backpack to claim the code.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
#5028
Level 87
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Strange Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Strange Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Strange L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Increased
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
override projectile type (14)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
#Attrib_AltFireTeleportToSpawn
#Attrib_CannotPickUpBuildings
Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_AddCloakOnHit
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 42
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased
#Attrib_WpnBurnDmg_Reduced
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill
#Attrib_DmgFromMelee_Increased
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_JarateDuration
#Attrib_SniperCharge_Per_Sec
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
#Attrib_StickyAirBurstMode
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_AimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Jag
Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
#Attrib_Sanguisuge
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_Honorbound
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death
#Attrib_MarkForDeath
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Original
(equipped)
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Holiday Punch #34008
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
#Attrib_CritForcesLaugh
#Attrib_CritFromBehind
#Attrib_TickleEnemiesWieldingSameWeapon
#Attrib_CritDoesNoDamage
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Pip-Boy
(equipped)
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Strange Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 42
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 42
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 94 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Strange Part: Soldiers Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Soldiers you kill with that weapon.
Noh Mercy
Level 43 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Max's Severed Head
Level 64 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Familiar Fez
Level 83 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 77 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 62 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 83 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
(equipped)
Level 20 Badge
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 3 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Unusual Frenchman's Beret
Level 98 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
"Combat Corps Regiment Helmet"
Level 34 Hat
"The few. The Proud. Founders of Combat Corps Team Fortress 2
Division..."
Frying Pan
(equipped)
Level 5 Frying Pan
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 61 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Fancy Fedora
(equipped)
Level 69
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 86 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
(equipped)
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Iron Curtain
(equipped)
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Dangeresque, Too?
(equipped)
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Enthusiast's Timepiece
(equipped)
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Lugermorph
(equipped)
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Big Kill
(equipped)
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Officer's Ushanka
(equipped)
Level 52
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Demoman's Fro
Level 80
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 77 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 63 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Attendant
Level 40 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 57 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Milkman
Level 18 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
(equipped)
Level 12 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Big Chief
Level 98 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 2 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Scotch Bonnet
Level 9 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 80
"Happy Holidays! -Valve"
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 61
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pyromancer's Mask
(equipped)
Level 52 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Larrikin Robin
Level 43 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Détective Noir
Level 39 Hat
The Superfan
Level 10
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Team Captain
Level 47 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Whoopee Cap
Level 43 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Noh Mercy
Level 64 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Geisha Boy
Level 98 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dread Knot
Level 57 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Samur-Eye
Level 46 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Medic's Mountain Cap
(equipped)
Level 88 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Taunt: The Director's Vision
(equipped)
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 41
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
"Wheatley's Revenge"
(equipped)
Level 10 Hat
"I AM NOT A MORON!"
Stately Steel Toe
Level 24 Hat
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
Tam O' Shanter
(equipped)
Level 9 Hat
Summer Shades
(equipped)
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Last Breath
Level 13 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits
Flamboyant Flamenco #8570
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 22 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 29 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 45 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
Strange Part: Domination Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you dominate by killing them with that
weapon.
Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Level 10
Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
#Attrib_CaptureValue_Increased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Increased
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
(equipped)
Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Strange Part: Teammates Extinguished
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of burning teammates you extinguish with that weapon.
Hat With No Name
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
#Attrib_DamageAllConnected
Level 5
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
Level 8
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
#2917
Level 29
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Professional's Panama
Level 35 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer
Hottie's Hoodie #14325
Level 12
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
#Attrib_PreserveUbercharge
Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit
Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
Futankhamun
Level 56
Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Level 10
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 5
Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
Level 5
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_DropHealthPackOnKill
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Increased
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeTime_Increase
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DmgFromRanged_Reduced
#Attrib_DeployTime_Increased
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
#Attrib_MakersMark
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
#Attrib_MakersMark
Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 98 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 100 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10
"Teh Fucking Wizard Again Eh?"
MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Part: Teammates Extinguished
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of burning teammates you extinguish with that weapon.
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Earbuds
Level 90 Hat
OSX represent!
Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponPenetration
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding
Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
#160
Level 91
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Part: Teammates Extinguished
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of burning teammates you extinguish with that weapon.
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Level 5
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 5
Muskelmannbraun
Level 5
Dark Salmon Injustice
Level 5
The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Level 5
Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Surgeon's Side Satchel #2516
Level 57 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ze Goggles
Level 22 Glasses
Nothing
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunNoSpinSounds
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MultDmgBonusWhileHalfDead
#Attrib_MultDmgPenaltyWhileHalfAlive
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.
#Attrib_MultSniperChargePenalty
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_AddCloakOnKill
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_DmgBonus_Undisguised
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
#Attrib_CritWhileAirborne
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemiesDeploy
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
#Attrib_AirDashCountIncreased
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Winger
Level 15 Pistol
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
#Attrib_NoChargeImpactRange
#Attrib_ChargeImpactDamageIncreased
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_AmmoBecomesHealth
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_DamageForceReduction
#Attrib_BootsFallingStomp
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
#Attrib_SpeedBuffAlly
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
#Attrib_SeeEnemyHealth
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
#Attrib_ElectricalAirblast
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #7392
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
Buccaneer's Bicorne #3930
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
Strange Part: Domination Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you dominate by killing them with that
weapon.
Winger
Level 15 Pistol
#6355
Level 19
#Attrib_MakersMark
Phlogistinator #217755
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
#Attrib_BurnDamageEarnsRage
#Attrib_AirblastDisabled
#Attrib_MakersMark
One-Man Army #10203
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Waxy Wayfinder #4575
Level 21
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
#4809
Level 46
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 58 Uniform
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
(equipped)
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
(equipped)
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Armored Authority
(equipped)
Level 89 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Desert Marauder
(equipped)
Level 32 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonk Boy
(equipped)
Level 28 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Capo's Capper
Level 46 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Made Man
(equipped)
Level 5 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 28 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 6 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 57 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pocket Medic
(equipped)
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
Idea Tube
Level 74 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
Liquidator's Lid
Level 27 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Liquidator's Lid
Level 70 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 43 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
(2)
Idea Tube
Level 94 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
Strange Lollichop
Level 51 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Beggar's Bazooka
Level 26 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_AutoFiresFullClip
#Attrib_CanOverload
#Attrib_Projectile_Spread_Angle_Negative
#Attrib_NoPrimaryAmmoFromDispensers
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 66 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 71 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
Captain's Cocktails
Level 39
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 67
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
HazMat Headcase
Level 55 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 82 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Liquidator's Lid
Level 64 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
Le Party Phantom
Level 72
#Attrib_MakersMark
Helmet Without a Home
Level 26
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
Strange Lollichop
Level 36 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 1
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 93 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
HazMat Headcase
Level 92 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
HazMat Headcase
Level 79 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
HazMat Headcase
Level 61 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
Strange Lollichop
Level 17 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Idea Tube
Level 39 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
Strange Lollichop
Level 19 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 66
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 79 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 72 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 85 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 65 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 40 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 70
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
Liquidator's Lid
Level 85 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Liquidator's Lid
Level 9 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Medic Mech-bag
Level 60
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
Strange Lollichop
Level 83 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 12
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Strange Lollichop
Level 68 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 64
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 4
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
Idea Tube
Level 87 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 8
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
Liquidator's Lid
Level 71 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 4 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 51 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
HazMat Headcase
Level 66 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
Helmet Without a Home
Level 96
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
Strange Lollichop
Level 68 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Idea Tube
Level 37 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 79 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 90 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
HazMat Headcase
Level 75 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 43 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 70
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 22 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
#Attrib_CancelFallingDamage
Liquidator's Lid
Level 36 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 42
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Strange Lollichop
Level 21 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 79
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 96 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
Business Casual
Level 51 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 12
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 49 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
Idea Tube
Level 38 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
Helmet Without a Home
Level 63
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 75 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
Strange Lollichop
Level 36 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 77 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Liquidator's Lid
Level 6 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Captain's Cocktails
Level 66
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
Liquidator's Lid
Level 82 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Strange Lollichop
Level 55 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 95 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Helmet Without a Home
Level 63
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
HazMat Headcase
Level 35 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 93 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 11 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 18 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
Strange Lollichop
Level 25 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 32 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
Liquidator's Lid
Level 7 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Captain's Cocktails
Level 23
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
Helmet Without a Home
Level 23
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 47 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
Helmet Without a Home
Level 73
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
Idea Tube
Level 93 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
Helmet Without a Home
Level 43
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
Liquidator's Lid
Level 1 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Helmet Without a Home
Level 43
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 60 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
Vintage
Level 81
#Attrib_PyroYearNumber
Burning Bongos #454
Level 90 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Level 39
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 35
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 80
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 33
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
Helmet Without a Home
Level 47
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_FlaregunPelletsWithKnockback
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
Lollichop
Level 49 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
#Attrib_RageGainOnKill
#Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
#Attrib_SniperRageDisplayOnly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Bodyshot_Negative
Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Spread_Positive
#Attrib_HypeResetsOnJump
(1)
Strange Lollichop
Level 4 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Strange Lollichop
Level 1 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Dillinger's Duffel #1652
Level 84 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mantreads #32619
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponChargedShot
#Attrib_NoCritBoost
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Increased
#Attrib_MakersMark
Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
Moonman Backpack #8685
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bubble Pipe
Level 16
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
Cremator's Conscience #10265
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
#Attrib_MakersMark
Old Guadalajara
Level 42 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.
Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Genuine Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
Jag
Level 15 Wrench
Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Knife
Level 1
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1
Festive Scattergun
Level 1
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1
Festive Wrench
Level 1
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1
Ninja Cowl
Level 1
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
Tail From the Crypt
Level 73
Fallen Angel
Level 100
Blazing Bull
Level 17
Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 2 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
#Attrib_BatLaunchesOrnaments
Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 51 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
Tin-1000
Level 21
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Level 5
Level 10
Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
Level 5
Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
Tin Pot
Level 30
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
Level 91
Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Battery Bandolier
Level 18
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
Jag
Level 15 Wrench
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
Strange Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1
Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Scorch Shot
Level 1 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Winger
Level 15 Pistol
Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
Strange SMG
Level 1 SMG
Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
U-clank-a
Level 48
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 5
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
Bolted Bushman
Level 97
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
Fast Learner
Level 8 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
Stealth Steeler
Level 30
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
Robot Running Man
Level 2
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Outback Intellectual #7400
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
Level 1
Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Level 1
Bonk Boy
Level 28 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Armored Authority
Level 89 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 52 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level 1
Level 1
Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Tam O' Shanter
Level 9 Hat
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Level 1
"Wheatley's Revenge"
Level 10 Hat
"I AM NOT A MORON!"
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level 1
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 88 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 12 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 1
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Desert Marauder
Level 32 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Level 1
Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Made Man
Level 5 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level 1
Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Level 1
Bonk Boy
Level 28 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Armored Authority
Level 89 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 52 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level 1
Level 1
Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Tam O' Shanter
Level 9 Hat
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Level 1
"Wheatley's Revenge"
Level 10 Hat
"I AM NOT A MORON!"
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level 1
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 88 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 12 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 1
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Desert Marauder
Level 32 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level 1
Made Man
Level 5 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Summary
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 462 |
| Hats | 69 |
| Misc | 40 |
| Metal | 0 items worth 0 scrap |
| Total | 571 |
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