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Scout
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Soldier
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Pyro
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Demoman
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Heavy
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Engineer
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Medic
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Sniper
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Spy
(174 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
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Unusual Villain's Veil
Level 27 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
#Attrib_HalloweenSpell_RGB
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
"Under the Moonlight"
Level 43 Hat
"You see a sight that almost stops your heart"
#Attrib_HalloweenSpell_RGB
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 62 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Modest Pile of Hat
Level 66 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Tough Guy's Toque
Level 41 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 69 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Familiar Fez
Level 97 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Familiar Fez
Level 78 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
Strange Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1
Strange Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry
"Rape Rifle"
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
"On Full Charge: Double Penetration"
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer
"☠✞н℮ Ḱηℯ℮ Иαḯłεґ☠"
Level 10
Strange Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.
#Attrib_MultSniperChargePenalty
Strange Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Strange SMG
Level 1 SMG
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_JarateDuration
#Attrib_SniperCharge_Per_Sec
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Strange Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
Strange Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Strange Razorback
Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_BackstabShield
Grimm Hatte
Level 54 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
Vintage
Level 10
Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
One-Man Army #17240
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Haunted Holy Hunter
Level 72
Haunted Silver Bullets
Level 87
Haunted Garlic Flank Stake
Level 33
Trophy Belt
Level 11 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 58 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
#Attrib_MakersMark
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
#Attrib_BombinomiconEffectOnDeath
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 96
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Full Head Of Steam
Level 75
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Even more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_MakersMark
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level 5
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level 5
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
#97109
Level 93
#Attrib_MakersMark
Manmelter #15021
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
#Attrib_MakersMark
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 34 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(2)
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 71 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Strange Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire
Level 100
Level 1
Stealth Steeler
Level 46
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
Apoco-Fists #16585
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
#Attrib_CritKillWillGib
Strange Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!
MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange
Level 5
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Camera Beard
Level 61 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Tyrant's Helm
Level 64 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 17 Hat
Last Breath
Level 13 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Grizzled Growth #154
Level 21 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Clan Pride #21746
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Toss-Proof Towel #11959
Level 40 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Elfin Deal #10921
Level 59 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
#Attrib_MakersMark
King of Scotland Cape #6920
Level 69 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #13802
Level 64 Facial Hair
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Kringle Collection #728
Level 77 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 44 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Exorcizor
Level 37 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Virus Doctor
Level 73 Hat
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler,
or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you
look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver
and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 84 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Siberian Sophisticate #1866
Level 76 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pure Tin Capotain
Level 1 Hat
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you
could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger?
Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention
since the electric can opener.
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Professional's Panama
Level 87 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Batter's Helmet
Level 100 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Soldier's Slope Scopers #5543
Level 75
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Googly Gazer
Level 86 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brigade Helm
Level 87 Hat
Merc Medal #17277
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
German Gonzila
Level 42 Hat
Stealth Steeler
Level 77
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
Professional's Panama
Level 24 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Vigilant Pin
Level 1 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 85 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Football Helmet
Level 42 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Data Mining Light
Level 40 Hat
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing
away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how
tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not
wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
Hotrod
Level 25 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Data Mining Light
Level 92 Hat
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing
away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how
tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not
wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Vintage
Level 5
Level 69
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Large Luchadore #26504
Level 12 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
Helmet Without a Home
Level 42
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 58 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Salty Dog
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 20 Hat
Football Helmet
Level 1 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Engineer's Cap
Level 41 Hat
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 1 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 45 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Batter's Helmet
Level 1 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sandvich Safe #17491
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 48 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 1 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
Robot Running Man
Level 41
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 83 Hat
Carouser's Capotain
Level 82 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #22545
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Football Helmet
Level 98 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 83 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 1 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 53 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Professional's Panama
Level 45 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 82 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Medic Mech-bag
Level 22
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
Professional's Panama
Level 75 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tin Pot
Level 88
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 99 Hat
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 1 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Professional's Panama
Level 55 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
Crocleather Slouch
Level 61
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
Demoman's Fro
Level 81
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Halogen Head Lamp
Level 35 Hat
This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor's head mirror by
replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be
seen from space. Peer inside your patients' disease-riddled ears,
noses and throats from a safe distance.
Hat With No Name
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Copper's Hard Top
Level 96
Bombing Run
Level 84 Hat
Death from above!
Broadband Bonnet
Level 99 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 61 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Barnstormer
Level 2
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 93 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Professional's Panama
Level 93 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 15 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Desert Marauder
Level 23 Hat
Genuine Doe-Boy
Level 1
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
Surgeon's Stethoscope #21967
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 72 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Sign of the Wolf's School #18263
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
Tam O' Shanter
Level 38 Hat
Helmet Without a Home #10089
Level 69
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
Détective Noir
Level 4 Hat
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
Football Helmet
Level 4 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonk Leadwear
Level 14 Hat
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by
mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932,
American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this
mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 22 Hat
Surgeon's Stethoscope #21057
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Backwards Ballcap
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 17 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Barnstormer
Level 35
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 15 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Builder's Blueprints #21516
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 4 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Virus Doctor
Level 53 Hat
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler,
or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you
look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver
and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
Pocket Purrer #3034
Level 45 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
Surgeon's Stethoscope #18918
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 1 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
War Head #19335
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
Tyrant's Helm
Level 88 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Cold War Luchador #19547
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Menpo #8480
Level 75 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
War Head #19013
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Geisha Boy
Level 9 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Pugilist's Protector
Level 48 Hat
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 27 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
Prancer's Pride
Level 51 Hat
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
Bolted Bombardier
Level 60 Facial Hair
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his
beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and
they want to talk to you.
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 80 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Chief Constable #5251
Level 98
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Demoman's Fro
Level 4
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hound Dog
Level 2 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Armored Authority #10736
Level 48 Hat
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 82 Hat
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
Merc Medal #17230
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocodile Smile #18805
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
Battery Bandolier
Level 71
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
Burning Bongos
Level 8 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Madame Dixie
Level 84 Hat
Large Luchadore
Level 91 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
Mark of the Saint #15881
Level 20 Badge
Doctor's Sack #21323
Level 28 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
Scrap Sack
Level 82 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an
eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
Googol Glass Eyes
Level 92 Hat
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the
stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean
hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 17 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
Moonman Backpack #15841
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
Conquistador
Level 85
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
Last Straw #3519
Level 18
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 5
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 44 Hat
HDMI Patch
Level 53 Photograph
Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide
Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your
friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face.
Ol' Geezer #23728
Level 99 Hat
Get off mah land!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 62 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Western Wear
Level 89 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
Strange Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 12 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Larrikin Robin
Level 54 Hat
Freedom Staff #44300
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Battery Bandolier
Level 45
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
Stocking Stuffer
Level 43 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
Geisha Boy
Level 17 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 71 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug.
Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something
in your mouth that is on fire.
Bolted Bicorne
Level 29 Hat
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a
human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if
they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your
move, parrots.
Lucky Shot
Level 82
Let's see you do that again, Private.
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 23
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
Jingle Belt #18843
Level 48 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Genuine Doe-Boy
Level 1
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Croft's Crest
Level 1 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
Genuine Vox Diabolus
Level 1
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
Armored Authority
Level 78 Hat
Genuine Vigilant Pin
Level 1 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
Blighted Beak
Level 54 Hat
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Hat With No Name #20993
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Whoopee Cap
Level 18 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 53 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Hot Dogger #21885
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pure Tin Capotain
Level 1 Hat
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you
could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger?
Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention
since the electric can opener.
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Moonman Backpack #17984
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Haunted Scarecrow
Level 46 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
Googly Gazer
Level 62 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Surgeon's Stethoscope #4335
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
Tin-1000
Level 26
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Hitt Mann Badge #7526
Level 32 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pure Tin Capotain
Level 42 Hat
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you
could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger?
Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention
since the electric can opener.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 37 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 99 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
Football Helmet
Level 47 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange
Level 1
Batter's Helmet
Level 70 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ninja Cowl
Level 1
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 36 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 9 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
Stainless Pot
Level 26 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Big Chief
Level 77 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Bolgan
Level 2
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Batter's Helmet
Level 95 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
Doctor's Sack
Level 68 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Fruit Shoot #17460
Level 87
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
Jumper's Jeepcap #27351
Level 29 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Electric Escorter
Level 99 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Mark of the Saint #18802
Level 20 Badge
Builder's Blueprints #21904
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
Strange Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DmgFromRanged_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgFromMelee_Increased
#Attrib_DeployTime_Increased
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 91 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Medic Mech-bag
Level 6
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Détective Noir
Level 2 Hat
Necronomicrown
Level 49
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's
neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in
your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart!
Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Jingle Belt
Level 30 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
Camera Beard
Level 43 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Mutton Mann #4954
Level 55 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Frenchman's Beret
Level 27 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Megapixel Beard
Level 16 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to
have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
Stealth Steeler
Level 82
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Football Helmet
Level 53 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonk Helm
Level 4 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
Noh Mercy
Level 37 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Outdoorsman #21008
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Battery Bandolier
Level 83
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
Engineer's Cap
Level 27 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Mark of the Saint #19649
Level 20 Badge
#Attrib_MakersMark
Grimm Hatte
Level 92 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Desert Marauder
Level 98 Hat
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 89 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Pounding Father #3008
Level 43
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Vox Diabolus
Level 1
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 91 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Infernal Impaler #19277
Level 13 Hat
Barnstormer
Level 33
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
Tyrant's Helm
Level 44 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Barnstormer
Level 72
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
Genuine Doe-Boy
Level 1
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
Big Elfin Deal #19039
Level 35 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 58 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Genuine Doe-Boy
Level 1
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
Strange
Level 14
Hotrod
Level 26 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Pugilist's Protector
Level 43 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flipped Trilby
Level 50 Hat
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 55 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Stealth Steeler
Level 91
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Exquisite Rack
Level 66
Genuine Vigilant Pin
Level 1 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
Big Chief
Level 63 Hat
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Liquidator's Lid
Level 67 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Genuine Vigilant Pin
Level 1 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 84 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
Liquidator's Lid
Level 89 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 58 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Whoopee Cap
Level 27 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 93 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Level 92
Little Buddy #21521
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 38 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 58 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
Doctor's Sack
Level 64 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Doctor's Sack
Level 90 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
Builder's Blueprints #15447
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
Bolgan Family Crest
Level 16 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brigade Helm
Level 47 Hat
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 67 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 34 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 63 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
Pugilist's Protector
Level 26 Hat
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 17 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
Vintage Backburner
Level 26 Flame Thrower
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 91 Medi Gun
Big Elfin Deal
Level 85 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 28 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Camera Beard
Level 10 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Brown Bomber
Level 38
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
Prairie Heel Biters #22515
Level 15 Spurs
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fancy Fedora
Level 2
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
Bolted Bombardier
Level 47 Facial Hair
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his
beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and
they want to talk to you.
Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Increased
Chief Constable #7381
Level 2
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 26 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
"Doublecross-Bill"
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 69 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Tribal Bones
Level 47 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
Strange Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
Big Chief
Level 63 Hat
#23033
Level 94
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_AmmoBecomesHealth
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 54 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_Honorbound
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Professional's Panama
Level 93 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage
Level 63
#Attrib_PyroYearNumber
#112616
Level 77
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
Vintage
Level 1
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Fruit Shoot
Level 64
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
Old Guadalajara
Level 63 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 77 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Level 1
Hotrod
Level 41 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Class Token - Soldier
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
Ninja Cowl
Level 1
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
Engineer's Cap
Level 27 Hat
Jingle Belt
Level 7 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
Batter's Helmet
Level 9 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Madame Dixie
Level 81 Hat
Class Token - Scout
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Engineer's Cap
Level 91 Hat
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 32
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 57 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Surgeon's Side Satchel #14254
Level 44 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 5
Pugilist's Protector
Level 76 Hat
Little Buddy #22263
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Firewall Helmet
Level 96 Hat
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better
hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why?
The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool
and refreshed, probably.
Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
Armored Authority #27422
Level 70 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Batter's Helmet
Level 7 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Muskelmannbraun
Level 5
Hot Dogger #22069
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 42 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Medic Mech-bag
Level 27
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Liquidator's Lid
Level 88 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 68 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Virus Doctor
Level 23 Hat
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler,
or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you
look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver
and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
Tux
Level 56 Mascot
Linux represent!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 74 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
Letch's LED
Level 56 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
Rump-o'-Lantern #7971
Level 13 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Batter's Helmet
Level 23 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 75 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Letch's LED
Level 81 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
Pugilist's Protector
Level 3 Hat
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
Level 57
Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_DmgBonus_Undisguised
Whoopee Cap
Level 7 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 1 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Professional's Panama
Level 99 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Professional's Panama
Level 80 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 22
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
override projectile type (14)
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence
Big Chief
Level 53 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Détective Noir
Level 87 Hat
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 66 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Burning Bongos
Level 70 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
#Attrib_CancelFallingDamage
Vintage
Level 46
#Attrib_PyroYearNumber
Genuine Vox Diabolus
Level 1
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
#Attrib_HealthRegen
#Attrib_AimingKnockbackResistance
#Attrib_AimingNoFlinch
#Attrib_SniperAimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
Strange Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 66 Hat
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 100 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 80 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
Bolted Bicorne
Level 69 Hat
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a
human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if
they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your
move, parrots.
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 50 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 56 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 44 Hat
Strange Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Armored Authority
Level 16 Hat
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Desert Marauder
Level 81 Hat
Brigade Helm
Level 3 Hat
Level 63
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 37 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Batter's Helmet
Level 31 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Gym Rat #19183
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
Soldier's Stash
Level 6 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Soldier's Stash
Level 46 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction
Bolted Birdcage
Level 52 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 81 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
One-Man Army
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
Bolted Birdcage
Level 59 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
Tyrant's Helm
Level 6 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hotrod
Level 30 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Medic Mech-bag
Level 40
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
Engineer's Cap
Level 32 Hat
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Strange Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Engineer's Cap
Level 81 Hat
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Ninja Cowl
Level 1
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
Strange Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
Vintage Merryweather
Level 15 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 6 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Scotch Bonnet
Level 23 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 31 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 40 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
War Pig #10333
Level 35
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 25 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Fortune Hunter #1396
Level 33 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Electric Escorter
Level 99 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 55 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Doe-Boy
Level 1
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
Little Buddy #21218
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
Professional's Panama
Level 88 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Practitioner's Processing Mask
Level 69
Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This
handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of
soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 59 Hat
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 91 Hat
Strange Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Galvanized Gibus
Level 61 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Vintage
Level 5
Level 5
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 72 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
HDMI Patch
Level 55 Photograph
Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide
Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your
friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face.
Vintage
Level 5
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
FR-0
Level 92 Hat
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic '70s film
"Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
Merc Medal #17263
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Elfin Deal #19846
Level 1 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 42 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stainless Pot
Level 1 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 42 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
Tungsten Toque
Level 69 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 42 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 42 Hat
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained
urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through
a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
Whoopee Cap
Level 69 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Smissmas Wreath
Level 1 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 1 Hat
Jumper's Jeepcap #27541
Level 99 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 69 Hat
Tuxxy
Level 69 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 1 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 1 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Desert Marauder
Level 100 Hat
Smissmas Wreath
Level 1 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
Smissmas Wreath #2227
Level 42 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
Industrial Festivizer
Level 42
Snapped Pupil
Level 42 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 1 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Professional's Panama
Level 88 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Holy Hunter
Level 2
Stainless Pot
Level 39 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 4 Hat
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 54 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 81 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
Fruit Shoot
Level 5
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 53 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Buckaroos Hat
Level 51 Hat
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Ninja Cowl
Level 1
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Vintage
Level 10
Vintage
Level 10
Mark of the Saint #18762
Level 20 Badge
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 61 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Robot Running Man
Level 25
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Bonk Leadwear
Level 42 Hat
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by
mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932,
American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this
mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
Batter's Helmet
Level 55 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 60
Gridiron Guardian
Level 83 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
Desert Marauder
Level 38 Hat
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 1 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 83 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Wrap Battler
Level 58
Byte'd Beak
Level 70 Hat
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day
masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for
dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
Batter's Helmet
Level 16 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Broadband Bonnet
Level 83 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
Barnstormer #5303
Level 38
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Practitioner's Processing Mask
Level 88
Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This
handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of
soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
FR-0
Level 56 Hat
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic '70s film
"Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
Data Mining Light
Level 7 Hat
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing
away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how
tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not
wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
Football Helmet
Level 93 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Filamental
Level 13 Hat
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only
your electrician knows for sure!
Soldier's Stash
Level 86 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 72 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 57 Hat
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of
Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must
kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep
boop kill all humans!
Safe'n'Sound
Level 66 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Plug-In Prospector
Level 96 Hat
Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend you're a grizzled,
cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of
nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of
3047.
Megapixel Beard
Level 93 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to
have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
Tyrant's Helm
Level 20 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Batter's Helmet
Level 82 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Nine-Pipe Problem #3222
Level 92 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
Frenchman's Beret
Level 17 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Unknown Item 5639
Level 66
Filamental
Level 76 Hat
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only
your electrician knows for sure!
Letch's LED
Level 62 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
Base Metal Billycock
Level 100 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
Strange Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
#Attrib_BatLaunchesOrnaments
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
Outdoorsman #21908
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Halogen Head Lamp
Level 19 Hat
This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor's head mirror by
replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be
seen from space. Peer inside your patients' disease-riddled ears,
noses and throats from a safe distance.
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 42 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Professional's Panama
Level 97 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
Under Cover
Level 89
Teddy Robobelt
Level 73 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
Bolt Boy
Level 11 Hat
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to
an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's
also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on
here even we don't know what to make of it.
Mecha-Medes
Level 15
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when
Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met
his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried
Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
Bombing Run
Level 75 Hat
Death from above!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
#Attrib_NoChargeImpactRange
#Attrib_ChargeImpactDamageIncreased
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 14 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 56 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tyrant's Helm
Level 100 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Football Helmet
Level 9 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Lucky Shot
Level 59
Let's see you do that again, Private.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 31 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Football Helmet
Level 100 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hotrod
Level 50 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tyrant's Helm
Level 19 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 73 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Batter's Helmet
Level 63 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Batter's Helmet
Level 42 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 65 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Soldier's Stash
Level 60 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bubble Pipe
Level 41
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonk Helm
Level 96 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Tam O' Shanter
Level 69 Hat
Winter Wonderland Wrap #3019
Level 94 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rogue's Col Roule #13219
Level 15 Apparel
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Fancy Fedora
Level 87
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 56 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Cremator's Conscience #20314
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ol' Geezer #24048
Level 40 Hat
Get off mah land!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Killer's Kabuto
Level 82 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Galvanized Gibus
Level 90 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
Filamental
Level 36 Hat
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only
your electrician knows for sure!
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
Letch's LED
Level 82 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
Desert Marauder
Level 75 Hat
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Hard Counter
Level 49 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
Letch's LED
Level 90 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
Pencil Pusher #21573
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 62 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
Letch's LED
Level 36 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
Mark of the Saint #12700
Level 20 Badge
Pencil Pusher #21286
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 100 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug.
Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something
in your mouth that is on fire.
Jumper's Jeepcap #28031
Level 76 Hat
Mecha-Medes
Level 3
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when
Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met
his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried
Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
Letch's LED
Level 17 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
Pure Tin Capotain
Level 31 Hat
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you
could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger?
Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention
since the electric can opener.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Sack
Level 69 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an
eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
Grimm Hatte
Level 89 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
Captain's Cocktails #13962
Level 97
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Teddy Robobelt
Level 21 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
Teddy Robobelt
Level 86 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 67 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Rusty Reaper
Level 10 Hat
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint
something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
HDMI Patch
Level 6 Photograph
Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide
Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your
friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face.
Steam Pipe
Level 54 Pipe
Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the
harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and
dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman
Dracula glasses!
Captain's Cocktails
Level 8
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Rusty Reaper
Level 2 Hat
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint
something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 39 Hat
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained
urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through
a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Bolted Birdcage
Level 89 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 99 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
Steel Shako
Level 99 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Pocket Medic #25175
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 47 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Teddy Robobelt
Level 8 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
Soldered Sensei
Level 42 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
Captain's Cocktails #13445
Level 74
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 73 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
Stainless Pot
Level 11 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Googol Glass Eyes
Level 86 Hat
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the
stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean
hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 63 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
Base Metal Billycock
Level 100 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
Large Luchadore #26733
Level 52 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolt Boy
Level 6 Hat
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to
an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's
also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on
here even we don't know what to make of it.
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 78 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
Burning Bongos
Level 43 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Burning Bongos
Level 22 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 53 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 55 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
Pugilist's Protector
Level 32 Hat
Stainless Pot
Level 13 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Rusty Reaper
Level 77 Hat
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint
something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
Googol Glass Eyes
Level 33 Hat
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the
stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean
hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
Filamental
Level 75 Hat
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only
your electrician knows for sure!
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Bonk Helm
Level 51 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 99 Hat
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come
by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats
out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt
cactuses.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
Bolted Bicorne
Level 39 Hat
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a
human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if
they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your
move, parrots.
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 97 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 11 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 34 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Haunted Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 96 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 47 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Hotrod
Level 56 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
Madame Dixie
Level 98 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Virus Doctor
Level 29 Hat
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler,
or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you
look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver
and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Dragonborn Helmet #18452
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Birdcage #22453
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Level 8
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Unknown Item 5639
Level 65
Unknown Item 5640
Level 13
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Unknown Item 5640
Level 13
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
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Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
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Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
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Level
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
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Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
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Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level
Level
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
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Bootie Time #19749
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 27 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
Hermes #21766
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 64 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 64 Hat
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 38 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 44 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hermes #22146
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 68 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
Large Luchadore
Level 93 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
Sultan's Ceremonial #28289
Level 17 Hat
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Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 57 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 62 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
#Attrib_RageGainOnKill
#Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
#Attrib_SniperRageDisplayOnly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Bodyshot_Negative
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 15 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 50 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Brainiac Goggles #20318
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
Burning Bongos
Level 45 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 78 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
Frenchman's Beret
Level 12 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 88 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
Grenadier Helm
Level 1
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 4 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
#Attrib_MakersMark
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Engineer's Cap
Level 31 Hat
Industrial Festivizer
Level 94
Big Elfin Deal
Level 36 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 12 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
Brigade Helm
Level 96 Hat
Pugilist's Protector
Level 54 Hat
Burning Bongos
Level 59 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 23 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 54 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 74 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 51 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
Brainiac Goggles #21167
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Buckaroos Hat
Level 16 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocleather Slouch
Level 20
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
Mark of the Saint #15254
Level 20 Badge
Big Chief
Level 6 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heavy's Hockey Hair #3347
Level 60 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 34 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
Gentleman's Ushanka #9595
Level 7
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 17 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
L'Inspecteur #17720
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
Officer's Ushanka
Level 14
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Frenchman's Beret
Level 27 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 20 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Grimm Hatte
Level 62 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 33
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
One-Man Army
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
Brainiac Goggles #15233
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Liquidator's Lid
Level 97 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 81 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
Cosa Nostra Cap #8010
Level 21 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Surgeon's Side Satchel #14914
Level 70 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 90
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
Barnstormer
Level 51
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
Mark of the Saint #19385
Level 20 Badge
Medic Mech-bag
Level 79
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
Whoopee Cap
Level 54 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Madame Dixie
Level 89 Hat
Hotrod
Level 83 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Unknown Item 5640
Level 13
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Unknown Item 5639
Level 67
Summary
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 478 |
| Hats | 288 |
| Misc | 133 |
| Metal | 56 items worth 368 scrap |
| Unknown | 6 |
| Total | 961 |
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