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Spy
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Tin Pot
Level 86
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
Winger
Level 15 Pistol
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Genuine Doe-Boy
Level 1
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
RoBro 3000
Level 85 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
Doe-Boy #14
Level 19
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat
Stealth Steeler
Level 1
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
Strange Lollichop
Level 62 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
Genuine Vox Diabolus
Level 1
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
Genuine Steel Songbird
Level 1
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1
Level 69
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 70
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
Steel Songbird #14
Level 93
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
#Attrib_MakersMark
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Genuine Person in the Iron Mask
Level 1
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
Genuine Blind Justice
Level 1 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 78
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Lollichop
Level 37 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10
Festive Sandvich
Level 1
Festive Ubersaw
Level 10
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1
"The Rotten Ronin's Relic of Repulsion"
Level 68 Hat
"A Decrepid Kabuto that was found sitting on the head of a deceased
samurai."
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Level 78
Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1
Festive Buff Banner
Level 5
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5
Festive Ambassador
Level 5
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Spread_Positive
#Attrib_HypeResetsOnJump
(1)
Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
Beggar's Bazooka
Level 100 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_AutoFiresFullClip
#Attrib_CanOverload
#Attrib_Projectile_Spread_Angle_Negative
#Attrib_NoPrimaryAmmoFromDispensers
Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
Festive Scattergun
Level 1
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death
#Attrib_MarkForDeath
Genuine
Level 1
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
Winger
Level 15 Pistol
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
#Attrib_CancelFallingDamage
Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
Genuine Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
Level 42
Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_DropHealthPackOnKill
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Increased
Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss
Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
#Attrib_AirDashCountIncreased
Unarmed Combat #2154
Level 89 Severed Arm
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
#Attrib_BatLaunchesOrnaments
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Bonk Boy #14
Level 2 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tough Stuff Muffs #14
Level 53
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dillinger's Duffel #14
Level 61 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Digit Divulger #14
Level 28 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
#Attrib_MakersMark
#14
Level 39
#Attrib_MakersMark
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Genuine Glengarry Bonnet
Level 90 Hat
Genuine Brigade Helm
Level 57 Hat
Genuine Ap-Sap
Level 94 Sapper
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science
facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly
defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient,
and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're
trying to work.
#Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak
#Attrib_Sapper_Voice_Pak_Idle_Wait
Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
Genuine Croft's Crest
Level 1 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
Genuine Tomb Wrapper
Level 1 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
Genuine Fortune Hunter
Level 1 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!
Genuine Buck Turner All-Stars
Level 1 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record
for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to
escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes.
Both his feet were later amputated.
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Rocket Jumper
(equipped)
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Increased
Liberty Launcher #8429
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Strange Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Strange Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
Genuine Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Vintage
Level 5
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction
Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
Reserve Shooter
(equipped)
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemiesDeploy
Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_DamageForceReduction
#Attrib_BootsFallingStomp
Strange Festive Buff Banner
Level 5
Strange Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Strange Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Genuine Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_Honorbound
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
#Attrib_CaptureValue_Increased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Increased
Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
#Attrib_SpeedBuffAlly
Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
#Attrib_CritWhileAirborne
Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Strange Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Strange Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Team Captain #14
Level 15 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
#Attrib_MakersMark
Armored Authority #14
Level 53 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hat With No Name #14
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Infernal Impaler #14
Level 13 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Clan Pride #14
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #14
Level 17 Facial Hair
Soldier's Stogie #14
Level 33 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
War Pig #14
Level 6
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
Furious Fukaamigasa #4461
Level 85 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
Conquistador
Level 15
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
Honcho's Headgear
Level 5 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fancy Dress Uniform #5609
Level 67 Uniform
#14
Level 100
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Backburner
(equipped)
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased
#Attrib_WpnBurnDmg_Reduced
Vox Diabolus #14
Level 55
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
Genuine Maul
(equipped)
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
Genuine
Level 1
Vintage
Level 10
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill
Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced
Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Hottie's Hoodie #14
Level 6
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flamboyant Flamenco #14
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Apparition's Aspect #14
Level 13 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cremator's Conscience #14
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Balloonicorn #14
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
#Attrib_MakersMark
Winter Wonderland Wrap #14
Level 53 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Last Breath #8
Level 13 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cremator's Conscience #4
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
#Attrib_MakersMark
Old Guadalajara
Level 30 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
#Attrib_StickyAirBurstMode
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
Buccaneer's Bicorne #14
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
Sticky Jumper
(equipped)
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
override projectile type (14)
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence
Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
#Attrib_NoChargeImpactRange
#Attrib_ChargeImpactDamageIncreased
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #14
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 33 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeTime_Increase
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Persian Persuader
(equipped)
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_AmmoBecomesHealth
Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Liquor Locker #14
Level 42 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tavish DeGroot Experience #14
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Bearded Bombardier #14
Level 79 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bootlegger #14
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reggaelator
Level 6 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
Scottish Handshake #14
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine
Level 1
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
Vintage Brass Beast
(equipped)
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_AimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunNoSpinSounds
Vintage
Level 1
Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
(equipped)
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
#Attrib_MakersMark
Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive
Genuine Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
#Attrib_CritKillWillGib
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DmgFromRanged_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgFromMelee_Increased
#Attrib_DeployTime_Increased
Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
#Attrib_CritForcesLaugh
#Attrib_CritFromBehind
#Attrib_TickleEnemiesWieldingSameWeapon
#Attrib_CritDoesNoDamage
Capo's Capper #14
Level 96 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
#Attrib_MakersMark
One-Man Army #14
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Outdoorsman #14
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
Apparatchik's Apparel #14
Level 94 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Deus Specs #14
Level 10 Glasses
#Attrib_MakersMark
Purity Fist #14
Level 10
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
Vintage
(equipped)
Level 5
Festive Wrench
Level 1
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
#Attrib_ElectricalAirblast
Lugermorph
(equipped)
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry
Vintage Southern Hospitality
(equipped)
Level 20 Wrench
Jag
Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Virtual Reality Headset #14
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prairie Heel Biters #14
Level 15 Spurs
Itsy Bitsy Spyer #14
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pocket Purrer #14
Level 95 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Eureka Effect #14
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost
Quick-Fix
(equipped)
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal
Vintage
Level 10
Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
#Attrib_PreserveUbercharge
Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal
Solemn Vow
(equipped)
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
#Attrib_SeeEnemyHealth
Surgeon's Stahlhelm #14
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Couvre Corner #14
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Nine-Pipe Problem #14
Level 12 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Archimedes #14
Level 55
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
Genuine Machina
(equipped)
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
Vintage
Level 10
Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.
#Attrib_MultSniperChargePenalty
Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
#Attrib_RageGainOnKill
#Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
#Attrib_SniperRageDisplayOnly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Bodyshot_Negative
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_BackstabShield
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
#Attrib_HealthRegen
#Attrib_AimingKnockbackResistance
#Attrib_AimingNoFlinch
#Attrib_SniperAimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
Shahanshah
(equipped)
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MultDmgBonusWhileHalfDead
#Attrib_MultDmgPenaltyWhileHalfAlive
Your Worst Nightmare #14
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fruit Shoot #14
Level 73
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cold Killer #14
Level 8
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocodile Smile #14
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
Villain's Veil #28
Level 2 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Diamondback
(equipped)
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits
Vintage
Level 5
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_AddCloakOnHit
Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_DmgBonus_Undisguised
Genuine
Level 1
Genuine Quäckenbirdt
Level 1 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.
Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
#Attrib_Sanguisuge
Genuine Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise
Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_AddCloakOnKill
Wanga Prick #3555
Level 96 Knife
Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire
Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Hat of Cards #14
Level 53
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cosa Nostra Cap #14
Level 18 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
Rogue's Col Roule #14
Level 15 Apparel
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dr. Whoa #14
Level 15 Shirt
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sneaky Spats of Sneaking #14
Level 100 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ninja Cowl
Level 9
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tribal Bones
Level 16 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Grenadier Helm
Level 99
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Void Monk Hair
Level 28
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Flamingo Kid
Level 10
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tux
Level 33 Mascot
Linux represent!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 1 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Manniversary Package
Level 1 Package
From your fine friends at Mann Co., celebrating our one-year
anniversary.
This contains a free sample from our fall lineup and can be opened
from your backpack.
Level 8
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Gong
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Bell
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Witch
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Gremlin
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Werewolf
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Stabby
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Black Cat
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Banshee
Level 5 Party Favor
Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
The Superfan
Level 10
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
#Attrib_MakersMark
Companion Cube Pin
Level 5 Badge
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Resurrection Associate Pin
Level 13 Badge
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 25 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 4 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 1 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 96 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Vintage Hound Dog
Level 52 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
(equipped)
Level 4 Hat
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
(equipped)
Level 73 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
(equipped)
Level 6 Hat
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 86 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Vintage Fancy Fedora
(equipped)
Level 45
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 25 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 51 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 15 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 17 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 63
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 59 Hat
Vintage Hotrod
Level 64 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 5 Glasses
Nothing
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 30 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 58 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 25 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 15 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 93 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 31 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 83 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage
Level 66
#Attrib_PyroYearNumber
Level 61
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 7 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Googly Gazer
Level 30 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 82 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 73 Facial Hair
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponChargedShot
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding
#Attrib_NoCritBoost
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Increased
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponPenetration
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Level 15 Badge
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Online Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bubble Pipe
Level 65
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
#Attrib_BurnDamageEarnsRage
#Attrib_AirblastDisabled
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
#Attrib_DamageAllConnected
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that
declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on
God's Earth.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 27 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
#Attrib_AltFireTeleportToSpawn
#Attrib_CannotPickUpBuildings
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Full Head Of Steam
Level 93
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Summer Hat
Level 10 Hat
E hele mākou i kahakai.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Strange Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1
Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 22
Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Level 1
Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Wrap Battler
Level 86
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Idiot Box
Level 44
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Blazing Bull
Level 90
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hair of the Dog
Level 8
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Can Opener
Level 61
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Buzz Killer
Level 39
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Einstein
Level 64
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Holy Hunter
Level 63
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Under Cover
Level 12
( Not Usable in Crafting )
MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
B-ankh!
Level 25
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Steel Pipes
Level 67
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Fallen Angel
Level 8
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Scottish Snarl
Level 40
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 41
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Frontier Flyboy
Level 9
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 74
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Silver Bullets
Level 47
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Griffin's Gog
Level 23
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
#Attrib_BombinomiconEffectOnDeath
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Futankhamun
Level 12
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Shoestring Budget
Level 87
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tail From the Crypt
Level 81
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pickled Paws
Level 34
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 67
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Legend of Bugfoot
Level 91
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Emerald Jarate
Level 50
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 73
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Intangible Ascot
Level 16
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this
skull-themed hate hat.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1
Haunted Wrap Battler
Level 44
Haunted Idiot Box
Level 86
Haunted Blazing Bull
Level 63
Haunted Hair of the Dog
Level 52
Haunted Can Opener
Level 86
Haunted Buzz Killer
Level 28
Haunted Einstein
Level 77
Haunted Holy Hunter
Level 50
Haunted Under Cover
Level 65
Haunted B-ankh!
Level 41
Haunted Steel Pipes
Level 62
Haunted Fallen Angel
Level 17
Haunted Scottish Snarl
Level 15
Haunted Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 69
Haunted Legend of Bugfoot
Level 45
Haunted Emerald Jarate
Level 75
Haunted Garlic Flank Stake
Level 21
Haunted Griffin's Gog
Level 97
Haunted Futankhamun
Level 46
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 32
Haunted Tail From the Crypt
Level 71
Haunted Pickled Paws
Level 35
Haunted Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 26
Haunted Frontier Flyboy
Level 25
Haunted Dr. Gogglestache
Level 58
Haunted Silver Bullets
Level 60
Haunted Intangible Ascot
Level 33
Haunted Executioner
Level 21
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 23 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Haunted Zipperface
Level 36
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know,
thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an
idiot in front of your kids again!
Haunted Wraith Wrap
Level 7 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 99 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
Haunted Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 47
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Haunted Master Mind
Level 34
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to
oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you
glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that
capitalizes on both.
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 77 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
Haunted Sir Hootsalot
Level 15
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
Haunted Scarecrow
Level 16 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
Haunted Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 10 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 52 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
Haunted Coffin Kit
Level 67 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Haunted Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 86 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she
wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop
throne.
Haunted Exorcizor
Level 6 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
Haunted Crone's Dome
Level 80
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
Haunted Plutonidome
Level 60 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
Haunted Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 87 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Haunted Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your
pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know
anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and
house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
Haunted Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.
Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat
Brown Bomber
Level 94
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
Big Elfin Deal
Level 51 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
Kringle Collection
Level 90 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Head Warmer
Level 83
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
Stocking Stuffer
Level 9 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
Jingle Belt
Level 10 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 81 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
Cool Breeze
Level 55 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
Der Wintermantel
Level 33 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 91
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
Digit Divulger
Level 94 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 4
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
Merc's Muffler
Level 48 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
Mutton Mann
Level 60 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 58 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
Barnstormer
Level 63
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
Cold Killer
Level 27
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
Doc's Holiday
Level 41 Apparel
Comes in "Fever", "Flu", and "Virus" styles, depending on the epidemic
you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
Cut Throat Concierge
Level 68 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
Genuine Robo-Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
Robots don't just run off oil. They also run off metal things
constructed to resemble human food. Why? Why don't you tell me, if
you're so smart? If anything, eating a metal sandwich makes MORE
sense. Why don't you and oil have a baby that you have shared custody
of after you and oil have a messy divorce if you love oil so much?
Genuine Friends Forever Companion Square Badge
Level 20 Badge
You are a grizzled friendship veteran. Your blood and sweat has been
poured into countless blanket fort constructions. You've fought in
hundreds of harrowing pillow wars. Let this Friends Forever badge be a
reminder to all that you know what it means to be a bro.
Genuine Triple A Badge
Level 20 Badge
The letter "a" is a great letter. We like it so much, we stuck it on a
badge. And we thought this gas mask guy looked neat, so we put him on
there too. We're going with our guts; it's working out pretty well.
Our guts feel like the next item we ship will be...a hat of some kind.
Yeah. We're feeling really good about this.
Genuine Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
Genuine Archimedes
Level 94
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
Genuine El Jefe
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Cockfighter
Level 10
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker
with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
Genuine Faerie Solitaire Pin
Level 1 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
Genuine Battle Bob
Level 1
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
Genuine Bushman's Boonie
Level 1
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
Genuine Merc Medal
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
Genuine Last Straw
Level 1
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
Genuine Grizzled Growth
Level 1 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
Genuine Prize Plushy
Level 1 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
Genuine Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Genuine Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
Genuine Combat Medic's Crusher Cap
Level 1
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap
Level 1
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Heroic Companion Badge
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
Genuine Atomic Accolade
Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Genuine Cross-Comm Express
Level 1
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
Genuine Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 1
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
Genuine Doublecross-Comm
Level 1
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
Genuine Warsworn Helmet
Level 1
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
Genuine Bolgan
Level 1
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
Genuine Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Genuine Area 451
Level 1
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
Genuine Vigilant Pin
Level 1 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
Genuine
Level 1
Genuine
Level 1
Genuine
Level 1
Genuine
Level 1
Genuine Chief Constable
Level 1
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
Genuine That '70s Chapeau
Level 1
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
Genuine Siberian Sophisticate
Level 1 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
Genuine Deadliest Duckling
Level 1 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
Genuine Hitt Mann Badge
Level 1 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
Genuine Scrap Pack
Level 1 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
Genuine Lacking Moral Fiber Mask
Level 1 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.
Genuine Whale Bone Charm
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Genuine Hero's Tail
Level 1 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
Genuine Cold War Luchador
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
Genuine Mark of the Saint
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Magnanimous Monarch
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Earbuds
Level 91 Hat
OSX represent!
Max's Severed Head
Level 91 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Holiday Headcase
Level 100
Merry Smissmas, everyone! May all your miscellaneous holidays be happy
(or somber, depending on your cultural traditions) with this
ultra-rare TF item, donated by Steam User BANG!
Benefactor's Kanmuri
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
B.M.O.C.
Level 30
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Lumbricus Lid
Level 36 Hat
Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Ebenezer
Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.
Level 1
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Genuine Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
Level 1
Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 4 Hat
Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 73 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 6 Hat
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Level 1
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level 1
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Genuine Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
Level 1
Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 4 Hat
Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 73 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 6 Hat
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level 1
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 405 |
| Hats | 105 |
| Misc | 117 |
| Metal | 0 items worth 0 scrap |
| Total | 627 |
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