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Bonk Leadwear

Level 17 Hat
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by
mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932,
American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this
mixture and invented Bonk Cola.



Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Description Tag

Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack


Description Tag

Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack




Level 1




Level 1


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Indubitably Green

Level 5


An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge

Level 5


A Distinctive Lack of Hue

Level 5


Pink as Hell

Level 5


Drably Olive

Level 5


The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime

Level 5


The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants

Level 5


Zepheniah's Greed

Level 5


Dark Salmon Injustice

Level 5


Noble Hatter's Violet

Level 5


Color No. 216-190-216

Level 5


A Deep Commitment to Purple

Level 5


Mann Co. Orange

Level 5


Muskelmannbraun

Level 5


Peculiarly Drab Tincture

Level 5


Enforcer

Level 5 Revolver


Antlers

Level 1
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.



Party Hat

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Brütal Bouffant

Level 1 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.



Frontline Field Recorder

Level 20 Hat
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Bolt Action Blitzer

Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Crone's Dome

Level 46
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Haunted Crone's Dome

Level 28
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.



Genuine Company Man

Level 10 Hat


Ghastlier Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Even more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Ghastlierest Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.


Ghastlierest Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.


Ghastlierest Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.


Gentle Munitionne of Leisure

Level 100
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Executioner

Level 91
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)



Haunted Executioner

Level 49
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)



Haunted Executioner

Level 51
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)



A Rather Festive Tree

Level 33
"You're gonna get killed by a Christmas tree!"


Full Head Of Steam

Level 26
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


MONOCULUS!

Level 31 Hat

Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask

Level 10 Holiday Hat

Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head

Level 31 Hat

He had one all along...


Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head

Level 31 Hat

He had one all along...

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Demoman Mask

Level 10 Hat



Heavy Mask

Level 10 Hat



Medic Mask

Level 10 Hat



Saxton Hale Mask

Level 10 Hat


Saxton Hale Mask

Level 10 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark


Scout Mask

Level 10 Hat



Spy Mask

Level 10 Hat



Skull Island Topper

Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).

#Attrib_Merasmus_Hat_Level

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Seal Mask

Level 31 Mask

Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Spine-Chilling Skull

Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Spine-Chilling Skull

Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.


Spine-Tingling Skull

Level 31 Hat
Express your dislike for the living.
#Attrib_MakersMark

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Voodoo Juju

Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
#Attrib_MakersMark

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine That '70s Chapeau

Level 1
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.



Genuine Killer Exclusive

Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.


Bill's Hat

Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.


Bill's Hat

Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.


Proof of Purchase

Level 50 Hat
From another era.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Mann Co. Cap

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Manniversary Paper Hat

Level 10


The Athletic Supporter

Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]


Alien Swarm Parasite

Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Alien Swarm Parasite

Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.



Alien Swarm Parasite

Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.



Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat

Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.

NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.



Genuine Robot Chicken Hat

Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.



Genuine Robot Chicken Hat

Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.



Genuine Cockfighter

Level 10
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker
with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.



Genuine

Level 1


Spiral Sallet

Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Summer Hat

Level 10 Hat
E hele mākou i kahakai.

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Tough Stuff Muffs

Level 52
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.



Bounty Hat

Level 30 Hat
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Point and Shoot

Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.



Max's Severed Head

Level 18 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.



Genuine Warsworn Helmet

Level 1
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.



Ebenezer

Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.



Ebenezer

Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.



B.M.O.C.

Level 30
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!


World Traveler's Hat

Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!

#Attrib_AttachedParticle

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Genuine Awesomenauts Badge

Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.



Bombinomicon

Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'

#Attrib_BombinomiconEffectOnDeath

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Haunted Boo Balloon

Level 20 Balloon
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.



Genuine Croft's Crest

Level 1 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.



Haunted Dead Little Buddy

Level 20 Ghost
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your
pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know
anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and
house-trained (ghosts don't poop).



Genuine Deus Specs

Level 10 Glasses


Genuine Whale Bone Charm

Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.



Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest

Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest

Level 15 Badge
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that
declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on
God's Earth.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Dr. Grordbort's Crest

Level 15 Badge
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.


Bronze Dueling Badge

Level 1 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Mercenary

Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Faerie Solitaire Pin

Level 1 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.



Genuine Faerie Solitaire Pin

Level 1 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.



Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf

Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.


Genuine Fortune Hunter

Level 1 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.



Strange Spirit Of Giving

Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Professor Speks

Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Hitt Mann Badge

Level 1 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.



Barely-Melted Capacitor

Level 1
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is
there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?



Genuine Merc Medal

Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.



Tux

Level 86 Mascot
Linux represent!

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Operation Steel Trap Badge

Level 10 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Operation Gear Grinder Badge

Level 2 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this
badge.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Operation Oil Spill Badge

Level 4 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this
badge.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Earbuds

Level 63 Hat
OSX represent!


Earbuds

Level 64 Hat
OSX represent!


Genuine Balloonicorn

Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.



Reindoonicorn

Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.



RoBro 3000

Level 42 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!



Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge




Level 38

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Vintage

Level 17
#Attrib_PyroYearNumber


Vintage

Level 39
#Attrib_PyroYearNumber


Genuine Atomic Accolade

Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.



Genuine Bolgan Family Crest

Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.



Resurrection Associate Pin

Level 13 Badge


Genuine Mark of the Saint

Level 20 Badge


Genuine

Level 1


SpaceChem Pin

Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
#Attrib_MakersMark


Summer Shades

Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Merc's Muffler

Level 81 Scarf
"Would you like a jelly baby?"


Genuine Triple A Badge

Level 20 Badge
The letter "a" is a great letter. We like it so much, we stuck it on a
badge. And we thought this gas mask guy looked neat, so we put him on
there too. We're going with our guts; it's working out pretty well.
Our guts feel like the next item we ship will be...a hat of some kind.
Yeah. We're feeling really good about this.



License to Maim

Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut

Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.



Smissmas Wreath

Level 1 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.



Genuine Vigilant Pin

Level 1 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.



"Psychic Paper"

Level 20 Badge
"I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself."


Secret Saxton

Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!



Noise Maker - Fireworks

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Genuine Noise Maker - Koto

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - TF Birthday

Level 5 Party Favor

#Attrib_Unlimited

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Winter Holiday

Level 5 Party Favor



Noise Maker - Winter Holiday

Level 5 Party Favor



What's in the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box?

Level 1 Package
Open the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box to reveal its contents.


What's in the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box?

Level 1 Package
Open the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box to reveal its contents.


Genuine Shred Alert

Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!



Mann Co. Store Package

Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!



Mann Co. Store Package

Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!



Taunt: The Director's Vision

Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


#19768

Level 1
#Attrib_MakersMark




Level 99

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Soda Popper

Level 2 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.

#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased


Shortstop

Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!

Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.



Force-A-Nature

Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Baby Face's Blaster

Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Spread_Positive
#Attrib_HypeOnDamage
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
#Attrib_HypeResetsOnJump


Strange Scattergun

Level 1 Scattergun


Genuine

Level 1


Lugermorph

Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Vintage Lugermorph

Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?



Bonk! Atomic Punch

Level 5 Lunch Box

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Crit-a-Cola

Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.



Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol

Level 10 Pistol
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_CancelFallingDamage


Winger

Level 15 Pistol


Atomizer

Level 10 Bat
#Attrib_AirDashCountIncreased


Wrap Assassin

Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.

#Attrib_BatLaunchesOrnaments


Candy Cane

Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_DropHealthPackOnKill
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Increased


Genuine Fan O'War

Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death

#Attrib_MarkForDeath


Genuine Three-Rune Blade

Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss




Level 42


Genuine Freedom Staff

Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.



Sandman

Level 15 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls


Sandman

Level 15 Bat


Frying Pan

Level 5 Frying Pan


Frying Pan

Level 5 Frying Pan


Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick

Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
#Attrib_CritVsBurning


Genuine Cross-Comm Express

Level 1
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.



Void Monk Hair

Level 1
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.



Wrap Battler

Level 66


Genuine Hero's Tail

Level 1 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.



Big Elfin Deal

Level 39 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.



Milkman

Level 39 Hat


Genuine El Jefe

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Crafty Hair

Level 1 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.



Bonk Boy #3555

Level 46 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark


Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots

Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.


Flight of the Monarch

Level 49 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Haunted B-ankh!

Level 79


Futankhamun

Level 34


Long Fall Loafers

Level 8 Boots
These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your
spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a
great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently
redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


The Essential Accessories

Level 10 Apparel


Bootie Time

Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.

#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps


Flip-Flops

Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Lucky No. 42

Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Stereoscopic Shades

Level 20 Glasses
"Isn't anyone going to ask me what's with the glasses?"


Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School

Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!


Genuine Planeswalker Goggles

Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.


Track Terrorizer #4315

Level 56 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Genuine

Level 1


#6399

Level 1
#Attrib_MakersMark


Genuine

Level 1


Haunted Spooky Sleeves

Level 58 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!



Genuine Tomb Wrapper

Level 1 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.



Genuine Buck Turner All-Stars

Level 1 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record
for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to
escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes.
Both his feet were later amputated.



Bazaar Bargain

Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.

#Attrib_MultSniperChargePenalty


Genuine AWPer Hand

Level 1
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.



Genuine Machina

Level 5 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer


Hitman's Heatmaker

Level 1 Sniper Rifle

Heads will roll.

#Attrib_RageGainOnKill
#Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
#Attrib_SniperRageDisplayOnly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Bodyshot_Negative


Sydney Sleeper

Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_JarateDuration
#Attrib_SniperCharge_Per_Sec
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots


Vintage

Level 10


Festive Huntsman

Level 10


Festive Huntsman

Level 10
override projectile type (19)


Strange Sniper Rifle

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


Cozy Camper

Level 10 Backpack
#Attrib_HealthRegen
#Attrib_AimingKnockbackResistance
#Attrib_AimingNoFlinch
#Attrib_SniperAimingMoveSpeed_Decreased


Cozy Camper

Level 10 Backpack


Darwin's Danger Shield

Level 10 Shield


Cleaner's Carbine

Level 1 SMG


Strange Jarate

Level 5 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description


Razorback

Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_BackstabShield

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Bushwacka

Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased


Tribalman's Shiv

Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration


Genuine Lone Star

Level 1
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.



Bloodhound

Level 10
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing
gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take
a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Anger

Level 10 Hat


Holy Hunter

Level 64


Genuine Bushman's Boonie

Level 1
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.



Larrikin Robin

Level 50 Hat


Ol' Snaggletooth

Level 66 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark


Trophy Belt

Level 54 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.



Genuine Sydney Straw Boat

Level 1
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!



Genuine Sydney Straw Boat

Level 1
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!



Flamingo Kid

Level 10
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako

Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.



Genuine Doublecross-Comm

Level 1
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.



Genuine Deadliest Duckling

Level 1 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.



Silver Bullets

Level 80


Garlic Flank Stake

Level 17


Haunted Garlic Flank Stake

Level 93


Haunted Sir Hootsalot

Level 3
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.



Genuine Steel Songbird

Level 1
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?



Genuine Steel Songbird

Level 1
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?



Villain's Veil

Level 97 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.


Cow Mangler 5000

Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponChargedShot
#Attrib_NoCritBoost
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Increased


Beggar's Bazooka

Level 3 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_AutoFiresFullClip
#Attrib_CanOverload
#Attrib_Projectile_Spread_Angle_Negative
#Attrib_NoPrimaryAmmoFromDispensers


Liberty Launcher

Level 25 Rocket Launcher


Black Box

Level 5 Rocket Launcher


Genuine Original

Level 5 Rocket Launcher


Direct Hit

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


"Blaidd Drwg"

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
"I think you need a Doctor."


Mantreads

Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_DamageForceReduction
#Attrib_BootsFallingStomp


Reserve Shooter

Level 10 Shotgun


Reserve Shooter

Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemiesDeploy
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased


Genuine Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponPenetration
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding


Genuine Concheror

Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.



Battalion's Backup

Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.



Festive Buff Banner

Level 5


Strange Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Disciplinary Action

Level 10 Riding Crop
#Attrib_SpeedBuffAlly


Market Gardener

Level 10 Shovel
#Attrib_CritWhileAirborne


Genuine Half-Zatoichi

Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill

#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_Honorbound


Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Strange Pain Train

Level 5 Makeshift Club
#Attrib_CaptureValue_Increased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Increased


Escape Plan

Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost


Genuine Brain Bucket

Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.


Genuine Doe-Boy

Level 1
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!



Genuine Doe-Boy

Level 1
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!



Genuine Cross-Comm Crash Helmet

Level 1
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.



Genuine Chief Constable

Level 1
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.



Genuine Hero's Hachimaki

Level 1 Hat
"Japan Banzai!"


Genuine Battle Bob

Level 1
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.



Genuine Stahlhelm

Level 10 Hat


Soldier's Stash

Level 49 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Soldier's Stash

Level 89 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.



Salty Dog #569

Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!



Team Captain

Level 52 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'


Team Captain

Level 71 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'


Team Captain

Level 80 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'


Grenadier's Softcap

Level 5 Hat


Lumbricus Lid

Level 99 Hat


"The Flaming Captain"

Level 30 Hat
"His Fury Is Legend!"
#Attrib_AttachedParticle


All-Father

Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!



Bonedolier

Level 85 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.



Fancy Dress Uniform

Level 58 Uniform


Haunted Steel Pipes

Level 68


Haunted Shoestring Budget

Level 24


Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #8238

Level 2 Facial Hair
#Attrib_MakersMark


Pocket Medic

Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.


Genuine Professor's Pineapple

Level 1 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.



Ornament Armament

Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.



Kringle Collection #4457

Level 60 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.



Genuine Menpo

Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!



Ali Baba's Wee Booties

Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl


Bootlegger

Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!



Loch-n-Load

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
#Attrib_StickyAirBurstMode


Splendid Screen

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.

#Attrib_NoChargeImpactRange
#Attrib_ChargeImpactDamageIncreased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced


Chargin' Targe

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.



Vintage Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty


Sticky Jumper

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.

#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence


Claidheamh Mòr

Level 5 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeTime_Increase


Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker

Level 19 Axe
"Effect: Scorching Flames"

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Persian Persuader

Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_AmmoBecomesHealth


Scottish Handshake

Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!



Ullapool Caber

Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion



Eyelander

Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.



Vintage Eyelander

Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.

#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Genuine Bolgan

Level 1
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.



Genuine Conjurer's Cowl

Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.


Genuine Glengarry Bonnet

Level 36 Hat


Genuine Samur-Eye

Level 1 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war



Hustler's Hallmark

Level 85 Hat


Rimmed Raincatcher

Level 89 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'



Grenadier Helm

Level 1
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.



Genuine Mask of the Shaman

Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.



Genuine K-9 Mane

Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!



Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)

Level 96 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Genuine Blind Justice

Level 1 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!



Genuine Blind Justice

Level 1 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!



Scottish Snarl

Level 92


Pickled Paws

Level 52


A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #13814

Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.



Cool Breeze

Level 25 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.


Dangeresque, Too?

Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine King of Scotland Cape

Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.



Crusader's Crossbow

Level 15 Crossbow
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced


Overdose

Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%



Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Kritzkrieg

Level 8 Medi Gun
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Strange Medi Gun

Level 1 Medi Gun


Amputator

Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal


Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
#Attrib_SeeEnemyHealth


Vita-Saw

Level 5 Bonesaw
#Attrib_PreserveUbercharge
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Einstein

Level 23


Unusual Prussian Pickelhaube

Level 62 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.

#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Vintage Tyrolean

Level 94 Hat


Genuine Geisha Boy

Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair



Genuine Planeswalker Helm

Level 1 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.


Genuine Archimedes

Level 40
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.



Dr. Whoa #1076

Level 15 Shirt
#Attrib_MakersMark


Dr. Whoa #133

Level 15 Shirt


Dr. Whoa

Level 15 Shirt


Dr. Whoa #199

Level 15 Shirt
"I wear a bowtie now. Bowties are cool."


Der Wintermantel

Level 15 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.



Doc's Holiday

Level 7 Apparel
Comes in "Fever", "Flu", and "Virus" styles, depending on the epidemic
you'd most like to embody while on vacation.



Dr. Gogglestache

Level 99


Surgeon's Stethoscope

Level 20 Stethoscope
"Well, he's got two hearts... or not?"


Genuine Quadwrangler

Level 1 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!



Genuine Scrap Pack

Level 1 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.



Genuine Foppish Physician

Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.



Brass Beast

Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_AimingMoveSpeed_Decreased


Iron Curtain

Level 5 Minigun

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine

Level 1


Tomislav

Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunNoSpinSounds


Tomislav

Level 5 Minigun


Natascha

Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Buffalo Steak Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?



Fishcake

Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)

Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product

#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth
#Attrib_MakersMark




Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Dalokohs Bar

Level 1 Lunch Box

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Festive Sandvich

Level 1


Genuine Apoco-Fists

Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!

#Attrib_CritKillWillGib


Eviction Notice

Level 10 Boxing Gloves


Fists of Steel

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DmgFromRanged_Reduced
#Attrib_DeployTime_Increased


Holiday Punch

Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
#Attrib_CritForcesLaugh
#Attrib_CritFromBehind
#Attrib_TickleEnemiesWieldingSameWeapon
#Attrib_CritDoesNoDamage


Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 7 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Gloves of Running Urgently

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive


Warrior's Spirit

Level 10 Boxing Gloves


Big Chief

Level 91 Hat


Genuine Dragonborn Helmet

Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.



Unusual Football Helmet

Level 3 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Officer's Ushanka

Level 33
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.



Genuine Dread Knot

Level 1 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair



Genuine Pilotka

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Pounding Father

Level 1
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.



Genuine Pounding Father

Level 1
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.



Genuine War Head

Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.



Dealer's Visor

Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.


Security Shades #1392

Level 43 Hat


Genuine Purity Fist

Level 10


Genuine Siberian Sophisticate

Level 1 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.



Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul

Level 1


Genuine Cold War Luchador

Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.



Samson Skewer

Level 57 Decorative Knife
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of
the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of
matches and three raisins.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun

Level 84 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!



Phlogistinator

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.

#Attrib_BurnDamageEarnsRage
#Attrib_AirblastDisabled


Strange Rainblower

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter


Backburner

Level 10 Flame Thrower


Vintage Backburner

Level 10 Flame Thrower


Strange Backburner

Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased


Manmelter

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.

#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge


Scorch Shot

Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_FlaregunPelletsWithKnockback


Flare Gun

Level 10 Flare Gun


Detonator

Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.



Back Scratcher

Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced


Lollichop

Level 61 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)



Postal Pummeler

Level 10 Mailbox
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning


Genuine Maul

Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased




Level 86


Genuine

Level 1


Powerjack

Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill
#Attrib_DmgFromMelee_Increased


Third Degree

Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.

#Attrib_DamageAllConnected


Vintage

Level 10


Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.

#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite


Homewrecker

Level 5 Sledgehammer


Bubble Pipe #1332

Level 62
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.

#Attrib_AttachedParticle
#Attrib_MakersMark


Head Warmer

Level 10
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.



Genuine Person in the Iron Mask

Level 1
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.



Genuine Person in the Iron Mask

Level 1
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.



Necronomicrown

Level 13
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's
neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in
your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart!
Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Brigade Helm

Level 11 Hat


Little Buddy #1768

Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.



Vintage Merryweather

Level 9 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.



Pyromancer's Mask

Level 48 Hat


Stately Steel Toe

Level 100 Hat


Triclops

Level 10
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick:
You won't be able to see at all!


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Dead Cone

Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.


Wraith Wrap

Level 36 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Wraith Wrap

Level 59 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.



Genuine Area 451

Level 1
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.



Genuine Russian Rocketeer

Level 1
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!



Haunted Coffin Kit

Level 1 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.



Haunted Coffin Kit

Level 2 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.



Moonman Backpack

Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.



Tribal Bones

Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.



Fallen Angel

Level 28


Tail From the Crypt

Level 60


Jingle Belt

Level 88 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.



Foster's Facade

Level 1 Hat


Vintage Foster's Facade

Level 1 Hat


Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf

Level 1 Hat


Genuine Diamondback

Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits


Enforcer

Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_DmgBonus_Undisguised


L'Etranger

Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_AddCloakOnHit


Big Kill

Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.





Level 5

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Big Earner

Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_AddCloakOnKill


Black Rose

Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Your Eternal Reward

Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_CannotDisguise


Genuine Conniver's Kunai

Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health

#Attrib_Sanguisuge


Genuine Sharp Dresser

Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.



Spy-cicle

Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.

#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire


Strange Knife

Level 1 Knife


Genuine

Level 1


Genuine Quäckenbirdt

Level 1 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.



Enthusiast's Timepiece

Level 5 Invis Watch

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Vintage Cloak and Dagger

Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased


Vintage Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate


Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin

Level 10
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!



Détective Noir

Level 55 Hat


Genuine Nanobalaclava

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Lacking Moral Fiber Mask

Level 1 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.



Ninja Cowl

Level 1
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."



Under Cover

Level 62


Genuine Janissary Ketche

Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.



Backbiter's Billycock

Level 30 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.



Fancy Fedora

Level 76
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.



Familiar Fez

Level 50 Hat


Familiar Fez

Level 82 Hat
"It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool."


Dapper Disguise

Level 43 Mask
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the
exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free
bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though,
because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than
before.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Haunted Exorcizor

Level 42 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!



Haunted Exorcizor

Level 48 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!



Haunted Exorcizor

Level 88 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!



Griffin's Gog

Level 30


Intangible Ascot

Level 83


Rogue's Col Roule

Level 15 Apparel


Scarecrow

Level 42 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Vintage Camera Beard

Level 79 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?



Genuine Noh Mercy

Level 1 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask



Genuine Distinguished Rogue

Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.



Genuine Widowmaker

Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType


Pomson 6000

Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.

#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit


Vintage

Level 5


Festive Frontier Justice

Level 5


Festive Frontier Justice

Level 5


Genuine Short Circuit

Level 5 Robot Arm
#Attrib_ElectricalAirblast


Wrangler

Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Strange Jag

Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased


Southern Hospitality

Level 20 Wrench


Gunslinger

Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry


Festive Wrench

Level 1


Mining Light

Level 5
For Engineers with bright ideas.


Mining Light

Level 33
For Engineers with bright ideas.


Tin-1000

Level 43
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!



Safe'n'Sound

Level 98 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!



Genuine Last Straw

Level 1
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.



Genuine Hetman's Headpiece

Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.


Genuine Vox Diabolus

Level 1
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.



Genuine Vox Diabolus

Level 1
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.



Brainiac Goggles #172

Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Genuine Grizzled Growth

Level 1 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.



Haunted Legend of Bugfoot

Level 90


Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul

Level 1


Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul

Level 1


Genuine Prize Plushy

Level 1 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!



Teddy Roosebelt

Level 11 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!



Genuine Wingstick

Level 10 Wingstick


Stocking Stuffer

Level 83 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.



"Soft Penny, Warm Penny"

Level 99 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.



"Vortex Manipulator"

Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!




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Level 1 Fists


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Level 1 Syringe Gun




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Level 1 Bonesaw




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Level 1 Revolver




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Level 1 Invis Watch




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Level 1 Shovel




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Level 1 Fists


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Level 1 Syringe Gun




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Level 1 Bonesaw




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Hats94
Misc86
Metal17 items worth 153 scrap
Total541

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