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Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
Level 5
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
Strange Part: Posthumous Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while you're
dead.
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Class Token - Scout
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 72 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 81 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 85 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 39 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
"Non-Combustible Lemon"
Level 51 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 60 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Milkman
Level 85 Hat
Bombing Run
Level 46 Hat
Death from above!
Flipped Trilby
Level 48 Hat
The Superfan
Level 10
Genuine Hero's Tail
Level 1 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
Genuine El Jefe
Level 10 Hat
Backwards Ballcap #1294
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
Hermes #1089
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
Hot Dogger #1022
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
Haunted Wrap Battler
Level 94
Big Elfin Deal
Level 86 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
Genuine Cross-Comm Express
Level 1
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 63 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Void Monk Hair
Level 1
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
Robot Running Man
Level 73
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Bonk Boy #535
Level 71 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
Stereoscopic Shades #1110
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
Haunted B-ankh!
Level 48
Haunted Futankhamun
Level 15
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 18 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Fast Learner
Level 44 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Front Runner
Level 64
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 37 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
Genuine
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
"Combustible Lemon Party"
Level 1 Scattergun
"Scout deals 300 damage to target Heavy."
Strange Festive Scattergun
Level 1
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 3
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Strange Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Spread_Positive
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
#Attrib_HypeResetsOnJump
(1)
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Strange Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
"Combustible Lemonade"
Level 5 Lunch Box
"When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the
lemons back!"
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
Strange Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
Winger
Level 15 Pistol
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
#Attrib_CancelFallingDamage
Genuine
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Strange Bat
Level 1 Bat
Strange Festive Bat
Level 1
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
Strange Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Strange
Level 42
Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_DropHealthPackOnKill
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Increased
Strange Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
Genuine Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss
"Combustile Lemon-on-a-Stick"
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
"Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do
with these?'"
Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death
#Attrib_MarkForDeath
Vintage Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death
Strange Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
#Attrib_AirDashCountIncreased
Unarmed Combat
Level 57 Severed Arm
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
#Attrib_BatLaunchesOrnaments
Class Token - Soldier
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 59 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 28 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 33 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 24 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 26 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Lumbricus Lid
Level 46 Hat
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 68 Hat
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 77 Hat
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 40 Hat
Stout Shako
Level 37 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Defiant Spartan
Level 10
Exquisite Rack
Level 62
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat
Honcho's Headgear
Level 18 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Furious Fukaamigasa #338
Level 85 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 66 Hat
Armored Authority
Level 73 Hat
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 99 Hat
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Hat With No Name #190
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
#Attrib_MakersMark
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Salty Dog #981
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Haunted Idiot Box
Level 61
Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat
Lucky Shot
Level 69
Let's see you do that again, Private.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Conquistador
Level 92
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Battle Bob
Level 1
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
Genuine Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 1
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
Helmet Without a Home
Level 44
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
Tin Pot
Level 83
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 55 Uniform
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 68 Facial Hair
Haunted Steel Pipes
Level 13
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 83
Kringle Collection
Level 10 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Captain's Cocktails
Level 24
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
Soldier's Stogie
Level 57 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Strange Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Strange Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1
Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1
"One-Hit Wonder"
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
Strange Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Strange Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Increased
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence
Strange Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponChargedShot
#Attrib_NoCritBoost
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Increased
Beggar's Bazooka #1465
Level 17 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_AutoFiresFullClip
#Attrib_CanOverload
#Attrib_Projectile_Spread_Angle_Negative
#Attrib_NoPrimaryAmmoFromDispensers
#Attrib_MakersMark
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage
Level 5
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction
Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
"Command and Concher"
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
Vintage Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
Strange Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_DamageForceReduction
#Attrib_BootsFallingStomp
Genuine Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponPenetration
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
#Attrib_SpeedBuffAlly
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
#Attrib_CritWhileAirborne
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost
Strange Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Class Token - Pyro
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 28 Hat
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 96 Hat
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 90 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 45 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 75 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
"Hey! Is that a Wiki Cap?"
Level 1 Hat
Handyman's Handle
Level 6 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
Napper's Respite
Level 55 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
Old Guadalajara
Level 24 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 24 Hat
Prancer's Pride
Level 72 Hat
Madame Dixie
Level 37 Hat
"Barry's Hiding Spot"
Level 1 Hat
"LOOOOOOOL"
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 85
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
Connoisseur's Cap #268
Level 36 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
Stately Steel Toe
Level 74 Hat
Birdcage #309
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Little Buddy #676
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
Flamboyant Flamenco #1057
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
Haunted Blazing Bull
Level 81
Bubble Pipe
Level 47
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Head Warmer
Level 64
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 100
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Triclops
Level 10
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick:
You won't be able to see at all!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
HazMat Headcase
Level 48 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 86 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 44 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
Cremator's Conscience #867
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
Haunted Fallen Angel
Level 82
Haunted Tail From the Crypt
Level 80
Apparition's Aspect
Level 13 Hat
Last Breath
Level 13 Hat
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Jingle Belt
Level 69 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 35 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
Burning Bongos #277
Level 97 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 28
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Strange Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Strange Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1
Strange Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
Strange Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Strange Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_WpnBurnDmg_Reduced
Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
#Attrib_BurnDamageEarnsRage
#Attrib_AirblastDisabled
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 99 Flare Gun
Strange Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Strange Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemiesDeploy
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased
Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Scorch Shot #6635
Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_FlaregunPelletsWithKnockback
#Attrib_MakersMark
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
"Eduardo"
Level 10
"Edward"
Level 50
"It's like diamonds...you're beautiful."
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
"Edgar"
Level 10
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
Strange Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill
Strange Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Genuine Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning
Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
#Attrib_DamageAllConnected
Strange Lollichop
Level 30 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Genuine
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Class Token - Demoman
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 16
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 81 Hat
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 2 Hat
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 93 Hat
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 69 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Carouser's Capotain
Level 2 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 5 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Sober Stuntman
Level 21 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Scotch Bonnet
Level 49 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
"The Fresh Prince of DeGroot"
Level 41
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Reggaelator
Level 29 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Sultan's Ceremonial #1565
Level 56 Hat
Tam O' Shanter
Level 63 Hat
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Buccaneer's Bicorne #267
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
Tavish DeGroot Experience #986
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Haunted Hair of the Dog
Level 90
Genuine Bolgan
Level 1
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
Grenadier Helm
Level 1
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #569
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
Haunted Scottish Snarl
Level 7
Haunted Pickled Paws
Level 12
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 35 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Snapped Pupil
Level 97 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
Liquor Locker
Level 63 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 25
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
Battery Bandolier
Level 25
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Strange Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
#Attrib_StickyAirBurstMode
Strange Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
"Democritus II"
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Strange Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 2
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
Strange Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty
Strange Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
override projectile type (14)
Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
#Attrib_NoChargeImpactRange
#Attrib_ChargeImpactDamageIncreased
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Strange Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Strange Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
#Attrib_CaptureValue_Increased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Increased
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 88 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
"The Critic"
Level 5 Frying Pan
Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
Strange Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeTime_Increase
"Oh God, are you using the sword again?"
Level 5 Katana
"Alright, I'm not giving you the Uber."
#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_Honorbound
Vintage Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Strange Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_AmmoBecomesHealth
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Class Token - Heavy
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 52 Hat
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 94 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Hound Dog
Level 45 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 62
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 80 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Hard Counter
Level 22 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
Pugilist's Protector
Level 46 Hat
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Coupe D'isaster
Level 25 Hat
Big Chief
Level 83 Hat
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 38 Hat
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Capo's Capper
Level 61 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
Copper's Hard Top
Level 10
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
One-Man Army #1029
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
Outdoorsman #163
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
#Attrib_MakersMark
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Haunted Can Opener
Level 14
Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
U-clank-a
Level 72
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
Pocket Medic #1112
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 71 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Security Shades
Level 37 Hat
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10
Large Luchadore
Level 32 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
Haunted Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 62
Haunted Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 16
Genuine Cold War Luchador
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 51 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 27 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Strange Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Strange Festive Minigun
Level 1
Strange Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 4
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
Strange Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_AimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
Strange Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunNoSpinSounds
Genuine
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage
Level 1
Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Strange Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Strange Fists
Level 1 Fists
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
Strange Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DmgFromRanged_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgFromMelee_Increased
#Attrib_DeployTime_Increased
Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Genuine Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
#Attrib_CritKillWillGib
Strange Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
#Attrib_CritForcesLaugh
#Attrib_CritFromBehind
#Attrib_TickleEnemiesWieldingSameWeapon
#Attrib_CritDoesNoDamage
Class Token - Engineer
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Vintage Mining Light
Level 40
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 60 Hat
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 72 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 64 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Hotrod
Level 10 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 7 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Buckaroos Hat
Level 75 Hat
Industrial Festivizer
Level 56
Big Country
Level 73
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 42
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Western Wear #341
Level 17 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
Ol' Geezer #174
Level 37 Hat
Get off mah land!
Pencil Pusher #1053
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
Virtual Reality Headset #1192
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
Haunted Buzz Killer
Level 79
Tin-1000
Level 96
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 23 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Googly Gazer
Level 71 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Genuine Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
Builder's Blueprints #402
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
Haunted Frontier Flyboy
Level 92
Haunted Legend of Bugfoot
Level 10
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 50 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Stocking Stuffer
Level 14 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
Texas Half-Pants
Level 63 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Idea Tube
Level 77 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Strange Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Vintage
Level 5
Strange
Level 5
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
Strange Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Backpack Expander
Level 58 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(3000 spaces maximum)
Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 20 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Business Casual
Level 29 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Backpack Expander
Level 58 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(3000 spaces maximum)
Genuine
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Ninja Cowl
Level 1
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
Stealth Steeler
Level 80
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
#Attrib_ElectricalAirblast
What's in the Companion Square Box?
Level 1 Package
Open the Companion Square Box to reveal its contents.
Strange Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1
Bolted Bushman
Level 2
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Backpack Expander
Level 57 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(3000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 57 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(3000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 50 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(3000 spaces maximum)
Strange Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Strange Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Strange Festive Wrench
Level 1
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry
Strange Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
Strange Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
Strange Jag
Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased
Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
#Attrib_AltFireTeleportToSpawn
#Attrib_CannotPickUpBuildings
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Class Token - Medic
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 72 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 90 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 78 Hat
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 82 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 8 Glasses
Nothing
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 12 Hat
German Gonzila
Level 25 Hat
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 88 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Grimm Hatte
Level 77 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
Private Eye
Level 40 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
Team Captain
Level 20 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Doctor's Sack #570
Level 24 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat
"These tusks ain't on autopilot, son!"
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
Haunted Einstein
Level 60
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 53
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
"Hey! Is that a Camera Beard?"
Level 26 Hat
"No, probably not."
"Medi Beak"
Level 40 Hat
Couvre Corner #998
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
Surgeon's Stethoscope #264
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
Haunted Dr. Gogglestache
Level 20
Haunted Emerald Jarate
Level 8
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 39 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Scrap Pack
Level 1 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 33 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Medic Mech-bag
Level 55
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
Genuine Archimedes
Level 66
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Strange Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain
Strange Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
Strange Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Strange Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Strange Festive Medi Gun
Level 1
Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 3
"Thunder Girl"
Level 8 Medi Gun
"She flies...like thunder."
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost
Strange Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
Strange Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Strange Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Strange
Level 10
"Ouchies!"
Level 10
Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
#Attrib_PreserveUbercharge
Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal
Strange Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
#Attrib_SeeEnemyHealth
Class Token - Sniper
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 85 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 26 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 81 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 41 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 73 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 71 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 44 Hat
Larrikin Robin
Level 84 Hat
Crocleather Slouch #15
Level 33
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Desert Marauder #805
Level 97 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
Swagman's Swatter #417
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
Your Worst Nightmare #1143
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Haunted Holy Hunter
Level 10
Genuine Bushman's Boonie
Level 1
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
Fruit Shoot #399
Level 46
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flamingo Kid
Level 10
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Liquidator's Lid
Level 85 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Genuine Doublecross-Comm
Level 1
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Strange Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Strange Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1
Vintage
Level 10
Strange
Level 10
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_JarateDuration
#Attrib_SniperCharge_Per_Sec
Strange Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.
#Attrib_MultSniperChargePenalty
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer
Strange Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
Villain's Veil #14
Level 42 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Strange SMG
Level 1 SMG
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
Strange Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_BackstabShield
Strange Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
Cozy Camper #16755
Level 10 Backpack
#Attrib_HealthRegen
#Attrib_AimingKnockbackResistance
#Attrib_AimingNoFlinch
#Attrib_SniperAimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
Crocodile Smile #958
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
Strange Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
Shahanshah #5530
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MultDmgBonusWhileHalfDead
#Attrib_MultDmgPenaltyWhileHalfAlive
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
#Attrib_RageGainOnKill
#Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
#Attrib_SniperRageDisplayOnly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Bodyshot_Negative
#Attrib_MakersMark
Haunted Garlic Flank Stake
Level 83
Haunted Silver Bullets
Level 39
Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
Class Token - Spy
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 60
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 59 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
"Ronnie"
Level 62 Hat
"I would not call that making love..."
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 88 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Familiar Fez
Level 2 Hat
Détective Noir
Level 67 Hat
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 49 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Cosa Nostra Cap #288
Level 11 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Counterfeit Billycock #183
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
#Attrib_MakersMark
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
L'Inspecteur #957
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
Haunted Under Cover
Level 8
Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 96 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Le Party Phantom
Level 100
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Made Man
Level 20 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
"Administrator's Attire"
Level 15 Apparel
"Well. I am nothing if not pragmatic."
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Strange Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Vintage
Level 5
Strange
Level 5
Strange L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_AddCloakOnHit
Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_DmgBonus_Undisguised
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits
Strange Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Spectre's Spectacles #258
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Strange Knife
Level 1 Knife
Strange Festive Knife
Level 1
Strange Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
#Attrib_Sanguisuge
"X1V"
Level 1 Kunai
"찰지구나! 너의 정력을 가져가겠어!"
Strange Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Strange Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_AddCloakOnKill
Wanga Prick
Level 35 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise
Haunted Intangible Ascot
Level 96
Slot Token - PDA2
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate
Strange Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
Strange Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire
Haunted Griffin's Gog
Level 6
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 35 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 4 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 17 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Max's Severed Head
Level 82 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
"Hey! Is that an Attendant?"
Level 20 Hat
"Reverting your edits since 2007. http://wiki.teamfortress.com/"
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Treasure Hat
Level 15 Hat
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Hat of Undeniable Wealth And Respect
Level 28 Hat
Earned by completing 28 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt.'
Beware the Cephalopod padlock.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 83
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Benefactor's Kanmuri
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Magnanimous Monarch
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Lo-Fi Longwave
Level 20 Hat
Can't stop the signal.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Summer Hat
Level 10 Hat
E hele mākou i kahakai.
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this
skull-themed hate hat.
Spine-Twisting Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your discontent with the living.
#Attrib_MakersMark
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Spine-Cooling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your disdain for the living.
#Attrib_MakersMark
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Spine-Tingling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your dislike for the living.
#Attrib_MakersMark
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
B.M.O.C.
Level 30
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
Holiday Headcase
Level 100
Merry Smissmas, everyone! May all your miscellaneous holidays be happy
(or somber, depending on your cultural traditions) with this
ultra-rare TF item, donated by Steam User BANG!
Full Head Of Steam
Level 81
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Brown Bomber
Level 93
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
Ebenezer
Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.
Genuine Warsworn Helmet
Level 1
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 68
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Grizzled Veteran
Level 15 Badge
Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill
someone, they'll know they weren't the first.
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Earbuds
Level 16 Hat
OSX represent!
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 20 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Resurrection Associate Pin
Level 13 Badge
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Level 15 Badge
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Genuine Participant - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
Level 1
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Flair!
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
#Attrib_BombinomiconEffectOnDeath
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Mark of the Saint
Level 20 Badge
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that
declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on
God's Earth.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
Genuine Merc Medal
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
"Counter-Strike: Global Offensive"
Level 100 Ring
#Attrib_AcceptedWeddingRingAccount1
#Attrib_AcceptedWeddingRingAccount2
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Atomic Accolade
Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
Vintage
Level 3
#Attrib_PyroYearNumber
Level 63
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
Genuine
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 2 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
RoBro 3000
Level 6 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
A Color Similar to Slate
Level 5
A Deep Commitment to Purple
Level 5
A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Level 5
A Mann's Mint
Level 5
Aged Moustache Grey
Level 5
After Eight
Level 5
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5
Australium Gold
Level 5
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5
Dark Salmon Injustice
Level 5
Drably Olive
Level 5
Indubitably Green
Level 5
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5
Muskelmannbraun
Level 5
Noble Hatter's Violet
Level 5
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5
Pink as Hell
Level 5
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 5
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Level 5
The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Level 5
Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Level 5
Zepheniah's Greed
Level 5
Team Spirit
Level 5
An Air of Debonair
Level 5
Cream Spirit
Level 5
Balaclavas Are Forever
Level 5
Waterlogged Lab Coat
Level 5
The Value of Teamwork
Level 5
Operator's Overalls
Level 5
Noise Maker - Gremlin
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Banshee
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Werewolf
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Witch
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Stabby
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Black Cat
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Bell
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Gong
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Level 76
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Fireproof Secret Diary
Level 1 Secret Diary
It's smoldering a little, but otherwise it seems okay. This thing must
be built out of the same stuff they make ancient astronauts from.
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is
there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
Level 1
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level 1
Level 1
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level 1
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level 1
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Level 1
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level 1
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level 1
Level 1
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level 1
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level 1
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level 1
Summary
Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 448 |
| Hats | 177 |
| Misc | 95 |
| Metal | 2 items worth 2 scrap |
| Total | 722 |
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