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Genuine Buck Turner All-Stars
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Genuine Wilson Weave
Genuine Person in the Iron Mask
Genuine Steel Songbird
Genuine Blind Justice
Genuine Pounding Father
Genuine Doe-Boy
Genuine Ham Shank
Genuine Vox Diabolus
Enforcer
Tribalman's Shiv
#58
Robo Community Crate
1/20
Scout Soldier Pyro Demoman Heavy Engineer Medic Sniper Spy
Scout
(142 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(146 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(146 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(147 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(141 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(125 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(124 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(130 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(130 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)

Genuine Buck Turner All-Stars

Level 1 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record
for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to
escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes.
Both his feet were later amputated.



Genuine Sydney Straw Boat

Level 1
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!



Genuine Wilson Weave

Level 1 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!



Genuine Person in the Iron Mask

Level 1
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.



Genuine Steel Songbird

Level 1
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?



Genuine Blind Justice

Level 1 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!



Genuine Pounding Father

Level 1
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.



Genuine Doe-Boy

Level 1
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!



Genuine Ham Shank

Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.



Genuine Vox Diabolus

Level 1
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.



Enforcer

Level 5 Revolver


Tribalman's Shiv

Level 5 Kukri


Robo Community Crate

Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Robo Community Crate Key to unlock.

The Robo Community Crate contains Unusual effects that will only come
from this crate.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Rocket Jumper

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.

#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Increased

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Strange Rainblower

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)



Balloonicorn

Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.



Scrap Metal

Level 1 Craft Item


Reclaimed Metal

Level 2 Craft Item


Reclaimed Metal

Level 2 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.



Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.



Squad Surplus Voucher

Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.



Squad Surplus Voucher

Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.



RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code

Level 1 Claim Code
This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from
your backpack to claim the code.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Strange Part: Teammates Extinguished

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of burning teammates you extinguish with that weapon.



Strange Part: Teammates Extinguished

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of burning teammates you extinguish with that weapon.



Strange Part: Teammates Extinguished

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of burning teammates you extinguish with that weapon.



Strange Part: Buildings Destroyed

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of buildings you destroy with that weapon.



Strange Part: Buildings Destroyed

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of buildings you destroy with that weapon.



Strange Part: Buildings Destroyed

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of buildings you destroy with that weapon.



Strange Part: Critical Kills

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with critical hits from that
weapon.



Strange Part: Gib Kills

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you gib with that weapon.



Strange Part: Kills While Explosive Jumping

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while airborne
from a rocket/stickyjump.



Strange Part: Kills While Explosive Jumping

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while airborne
from a rocket/stickyjump.



Strange Part: Posthumous Kills

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while you're
dead.



Strange Part: Posthumous Kills

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while you're
dead.



Strange Part: Posthumous Kills

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon while you're
dead.



Strange Part: Projectiles Reflected

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of projectiles you reflect with that weapon.



Strange Part: Projectiles Reflected

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of projectiles you reflect with that weapon.



Strange Part: Revenge Kills

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies dominating you kill with that weapon.



Strange Part: Soldiers Killed

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Soldiers you kill with that weapon.



Strange Part: Soldiers Killed

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Soldiers you kill with that weapon.



Strange Part: Soldiers Killed

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Soldiers you kill with that weapon.



Strange Part: Soldiers Killed

Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Soldiers you kill with that weapon.



Description Tag

Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack


Description Tag

Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack


Decal Tool

Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Decal Tool

Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Beggar's Bazooka

Level 81 Rocket Launcher


Party Hat

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Humanitarian's Hachimaki

Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Benefactor's Kanmuri

Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Magnanimous Monarch

Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Bolt Action Blitzer

Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Haunted Crone's Dome

Level 68
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.



Genuine Company Man

Level 10 Hat


Ghastlierest Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Haunted Executioner

Level 67
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)



A Rather Festive Tree

Level 26
#Attrib_MakersMark


Full Head Of Steam

Level 5
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


MONOCULUS!

Level 31 Hat

Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask

Level 10 Holiday Hat

Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head

Level 31 Hat

He had one all along...

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Pyro Mask

Level 10 Hat



Saxton Hale Mask

Level 10 Hat


Skull Island Topper

Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Seal Mask

Level 31 Mask

Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Spine-Chilling Skull

Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Voodoo Juju

Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Genuine That '70s Chapeau

Level 1
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.



Cheater's Lament

Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.

#Attrib_AttachedParticle

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Horrific Headsplitter

Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.


Genuine Killer Exclusive

Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.


Bill's Hat

Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.


Proof of Purchase

Level 50 Hat
From another era.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Mann Co. Cap

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Manniversary Paper Hat

Level 10


The Athletic Supporter

Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]


Alien Swarm Parasite

Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.



Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat

Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.

NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.



Genuine Robot Chicken Hat

Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.



Genuine Cockfighter

Level 10
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker
with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.



Genuine

Level 1


Spiral Sallet

Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Vintage Lo-Fi Longwave

Level 20 Hat
Can't stop the signal.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Summer Hat

Level 10 Hat
E hele mākou i kahakai.

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Genuine Point and Shoot

Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.



Max's Severed Head

Level 61 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.



Genuine Warsworn Helmet

Level 1
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.



World Traveler's Hat

Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!

#Attrib_AttachedParticle

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


"Schazer's Squidhat"

Level 28 Hat
"Let's be Tangle Buddies!"

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Awesomenauts Badge

Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.



Bombinomicon

Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'

#Attrib_BombinomiconEffectOnDeath

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Haunted Boo Balloon

Level 20 Balloon
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.



Saxxy Clapper Badge

Level 100 Badge
Harness the seductive black magic of Hollywood with this commemorative
clapper board—the same used by actual movie directors. Now YOU can
tell Ryan Reynolds what to do!


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Haunted Dead Little Buddy

Level 20 Ghost
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your
pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know
anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and
house-trained (ghosts don't poop).



Genuine Deus Specs

Level 10 Glasses


Genuine Whale Bone Charm

Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.



Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest

Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest

Level 15 Badge
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that
declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on
God's Earth.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Dr. Grordbort's Crest

Level 15 Badge
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Bronze Dueling Badge

Level 3 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Grizzled Veteran

Level 15 Badge
Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill
someone, they'll know they weren't the first.

#Attrib_EmployeeNumber

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Flair! #8198

Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!

Custom decals can be applied to this item.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf

Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.


Professor Speks

Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Hitt Mann Badge

Level 1 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.



Genuine Merc Medal

Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.



Operation Steel Trap Badge

Level 1 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Balloonicorn

Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.



Photo Badge #514

Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge




Level 80

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Vintage

Level 3
#Attrib_PyroYearNumber


Genuine Atomic Accolade

Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.



Genuine Bolgan Family Crest

Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.



Resurrection Associate Pin

Level 13 Badge


Haunted Rump-o'-Lantern

Level 63 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.



Genuine Mark of the Saint

Level 20 Badge


Genuine

Level 1


SpaceChem Pin

Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>


Summer Shades

Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


License to Maim

Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut

Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.



Genuine Vigilant Pin

Level 1 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.



"Badge of Undeniable Wealth and Respect"

Level 1 Badge
"Every beat is filled with LovOH GOD MY CHEST HURTS"

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Noise Maker - Fireworks

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Noise Maker - TF Birthday

Level 5 Party Favor

#Attrib_Unlimited

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Winter Holiday

Level 5 Party Favor



Taunt: The High Five!

Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Taunt: The Schadenfreude

Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Taunt: The Director's Vision

Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Dueling Mini-Game

Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.



Dueling Mini-Game

Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.



Dueling Mini-Game

Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.



Dueling Mini-Game

Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.





Level 52

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Lugermorph

Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine

Level 1


Vintage Lugermorph

Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?



Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch

Level 5 Lunch Box


Crit-a-Cola

Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.



Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol

Level 10 Pistol
#Attrib_CancelFallingDamage


Strange Pistol

Level 1 Pistol


Winger

Level 15 Pistol


Strange Atomizer

Level 10 Bat
#Attrib_AirDashCountIncreased


Boston Basher

Level 25 Bat


Candy Cane

Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_DropHealthPackOnKill
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Increased


Conscientious Objector

Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.



Fan O'War

Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death

#Attrib_MarkForDeath


Genuine Three-Rune Blade

Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss




Level 42


Genuine Freedom Staff

Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.



Wrap Assassin

Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.

#Attrib_BatLaunchesOrnaments


Haunted Bat Outta Hell

Level 5 Skull Bat


Vintage Sandman

Level 15 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Strange Sandman

Level 15 Bat


Frying Pan

Level 5 Frying Pan


Sun-on-a-Stick

Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_MakersMark


Strange Bat

Level 1 Bat


Unusual Flipped Trilby

Level 17 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Genuine Cross-Comm Express

Level 1
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.



Void Monk Hair

Level 1
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.



Wrap Battler

Level 96

( Not Usable in Crafting )


The Superfan

Level 10


Fed-Fightin' Fedora

Level 94 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.



Bombing Run

Level 88 Hat
Death from above!


Genuine Hero's Tail

Level 1 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.



Whoopee Cap

Level 32 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.



Milkman

Level 65 Hat


Genuine El Jefe

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Crafty Hair

Level 1 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.



Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots

Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.


B-ankh!

Level 63

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Futankhamun

Level 49


Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul

Level 1


The Essential Accessories

Level 10 Apparel


Flip-Flops

Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Dillinger's Duffel

Level 86 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)



Bootie Time #4121

Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Lucky No. 42

Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School

Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!


Track Terrorizer #221

Level 80 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Genuine

Level 1


Genuine

Level 1


Haunted Spooky Shoes

Level 51 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.



Haunted Spooky Sleeves

Level 84 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!





Level 72


Boston Basher

Level 25 Bat


Strange Mad Milk

Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.



Strange Scattergun

Level 1 Scattergun


Baby Face's Blaster #15396

Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Spread_Positive
#Attrib_HypeResetsOnJump
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark


Strange Force-A-Nature

Level 10 Scattergun


Vintage Force-A-Nature

Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative


Strange Shortstop

Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!

Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.



Strange Soda Popper

Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.



Strange Bazaar Bargain

Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.

#Attrib_MultSniperChargePenalty


Genuine AWPer Hand

Level 1
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.



Machina

Level 5 Sniper Rifle


Genuine Machina

Level 5 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer


Hitman's Heatmaker

Level 1 Sniper Rifle

Heads will roll.

#Attrib_RageGainOnKill
#Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
#Attrib_SniperRageDisplayOnly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Bodyshot_Negative


Strange Sydney Sleeper

Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_JarateDuration
#Attrib_SniperCharge_Per_Sec


Vintage

Level 40


Strange Sniper Rifle

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


""Apple Juice""

Level 54 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description


Cozy Camper

Level 10 Backpack
#Attrib_HealthRegen
#Attrib_AimingKnockbackResistance
#Attrib_AimingNoFlinch
#Attrib_SniperAimingMoveSpeed_Decreased


Darwin's Danger Shield

Level 10 Shield


Cleaner's Carbine

Level 1 SMG


Strange Jarate

Level 5 Jar Based Karate


Vintage Razorback

Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_BackstabShield


Strange Razorback

Level 10 Shield


Strange SMG

Level 1 SMG


Shahanshah

Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MultDmgBonusWhileHalfDead
#Attrib_MultDmgPenaltyWhileHalfAlive


Strange Bushwacka

Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits


Vintage Tribalman's Shiv

Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration


Strange Tribalman's Shiv

Level 5 Kukri


Genuine Lone Star

Level 1
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.



Genuine Anger

Level 10 Hat


Crocleather Slouch #4075

Level 11
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
#Attrib_MakersMark


Desert Marauder #9457

Level 51 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark


Holy Hunter

Level 53

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Genuine Bushman's Boonie

Level 1
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.



Larrikin Robin

Level 73 Hat


Liquidator's Lid

Level 88 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.



Professional's Panama

Level 83 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.


Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako

Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.



Genuine Doublecross-Comm

Level 1
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.



Genuine Deadliest Duckling

Level 1 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.



Silver Bullets

Level 53

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Garlic Flank Stake

Level 91

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul

Level 1


Itsy Bitsy Spyer

Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Haunted Sir Hootsalot

Level 79
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.



Villain's Veil

Level 26 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.


Strange Black Box

Level 5 Rocket Launcher


Genuine Original

Level 5 Rocket Launcher


Vintage Direct Hit

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased


Strange Direct Hit

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


Strange Rocket Launcher

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


Festive Rocket Launcher

Level 1


Rocket Jumper

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.



Strange Mantreads

Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_DamageForceReduction
#Attrib_BootsFallingStomp


Strange Reserve Shooter

Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemiesDeploy


Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponPenetration
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding


Concheror

Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.



Battalion's Backup

Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.



Vintage

Level 5


Vintage Gunboats

Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction


Strange Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Disciplinary Action

Level 10 Riding Crop
#Attrib_SpeedBuffAlly


Market Gardener

Level 10 Shovel
#Attrib_CritWhileAirborne


Strange Half-Zatoichi

Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill

#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_Honorbound


Vintage Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing


Strange Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe


Strange Pain Train

Level 5 Makeshift Club
#Attrib_CaptureValue_Increased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Increased


Vintage Escape Plan

Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost


Strange Escape Plan

Level 10 Pickaxe


Strange Shovel

Level 1 Shovel


Genuine Brain Bucket

Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.


Helmet Without a Home

Level 92
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.



Genuine Cross-Comm Crash Helmet

Level 1
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.



Genuine Chief Constable

Level 1
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.



Genuine Hero's Hachimaki

Level 1 Hat


Idiot Box

Level 55

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Genuine Battle Bob

Level 1
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.



Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet

Level 94 Hat

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Genuine Stahlhelm

Level 10 Hat


Dr's Dapper Topper

Level 73 Hat


Tyrant's Helm

Level 89 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.



Hat With No Name

Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.


Killer's Kabuto

Level 55 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Stout Shako

Level 42 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.



Team Captain

Level 62 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'


Grenadier's Softcap

Level 69 Hat


Lumbricus Lid

Level 10 Hat


Haunted Zipperface

Level 76
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know,
thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an
idiot in front of your kids again!



Haunted Bonedolier

Level 91 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.



Captain's Cocktails

Level 57
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!



Steel Pipes

Level 56

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Shoestring Budget

Level 80

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul

Level 1


Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe

Level 69 Facial Hair

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Genuine Professor's Pineapple

Level 1 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.



Genuine Menpo

Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!



Strange Liberty Launcher

Level 25 Rocket Launcher


Beggar's Bazooka #146

Level 86 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_AutoFiresFullClip
#Attrib_CanOverload
#Attrib_Projectile_Spread_Angle_Negative
#Attrib_NoPrimaryAmmoFromDispensers
#Attrib_MakersMark


Cow Mangler 5000

Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponChargedShot
#Attrib_NoCritBoost
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Increased


Ali Baba's Wee Booties

Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl


Bootlegger

Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!



Strange Loch-n-Load

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
#Attrib_StickyAirBurstMode


Strange Grenade Launcher

Level 1 Grenade Launcher


Splendid Screen

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.

#Attrib_NoChargeImpactRange
#Attrib_ChargeImpactDamageIncreased


Vintage Chargin' Targe

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.

#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced


Strange Chargin' Targe

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.



Vintage Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty


Strange Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher


Strange Stickybomb Launcher

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Sticky Jumper

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.

#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
override projectile type (14)
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Festive Stickybomb Launcher

Level 1


Claidheamh Mòr

Level 5 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeTime_Increase


Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker

Level 87 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.



Nessie's Nine Iron

Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.



Strange Persian Persuader

Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_AmmoBecomesHealth


Scottish Handshake

Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!



Strange Ullapool Caber

Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion



Vintage Eyelander

Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.

#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Strange Eyelander

Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.



Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter

Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty


Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter

Level 5 Axe


Strange Bottle

Level 1 Bottle


Genuine Bolgan

Level 1
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.



Genuine Conjurer's Cowl

Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.


Vintage Demoman's Fro

Level 53


Glengarry Bonnet

Level 94 Hat


Tavish DeGroot Experience

Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?


Carouser's Capotain

Level 4 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.


Unusual Rimmed Raincatcher

Level 36 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'

#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Sober Stuntman

Level 10 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
#Attrib_MakersMark


Grenadier Helm

Level 1
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.



Genuine Mask of the Shaman

Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.



Reggaelator

Level 50 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.


Hair of the Dog

Level 32

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Scotch Bonnet

Level 68 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
#Attrib_MakersMark


Unusual Sultan's Ceremonial

Level 72 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Tam O' Shanter

Level 64 Hat


Genuine K-9 Mane

Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!



Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)

Level 85 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.



Bearded Bombardier

Level 57 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.



Bird-Man of Aberdeen

Level 86
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!



Scottish Snarl

Level 24

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Pickled Paws

Level 70

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul

Level 1


Dangeresque, Too?

Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine King of Scotland Cape

Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.



Vintage

Level 10




Level 10


Strange Flame Thrower

Level 1 Flame Thrower


Overdose

Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%



Persian Persuader

Level 10 Sword


Strange Crusader's Crossbow

Level 15 Crossbow
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced


Strange Overdose

Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%



Vintage Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain


Strange Syringe Gun

Level 1 Syringe Gun


Strange Quick-Fix

Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal


Strange Medi Gun

Level 1 Medi Gun


Festive Medi Gun

Level 1


"Chance I Die"

Level 1 Medi Gun
"Ten Seconds of Hoping my Teammate doesn't fuck up"


"Reflect Bait"

Level 92 Medi Gun
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost


Strange Amputator

Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal


Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
#Attrib_SeeEnemyHealth


Vintage

Level 34


Strange

Level 10


Vita-Saw

Level 5 Bonesaw
#Attrib_PreserveUbercharge


Strange Bonesaw

Level 1 Bonesaw


Berliner's Bucket Helm

Level 32 Hat


Grimm Hatte

Level 52 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.



Einstein

Level 6

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Otolaryngologist's Mirror

Level 42 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.


Gentleman's Gatsby

Level 8 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Gentleman's Ushanka

Level 93
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.



Dr. Whoa

Level 15 Shirt

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Dr. Gogglestache

Level 4

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Emerald Jarate

Level 50

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul

Level 1


Physician's Procedure Mask

Level 39 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
#Attrib_MakersMark


Couvre Corner #11843

Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Genuine Quadwrangler

Level 1 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!



Genuine Scrap Pack

Level 1 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.



Genuine Foppish Physician

Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.



Genuine Foppish Physician

Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.



Taunt: The Meet the Medic

Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Strange Brass Beast

Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_AimingMoveSpeed_Decreased


Iron Curtain

Level 5 Minigun

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine

Level 1


Tomislav

Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunNoSpinSounds


Vintage Natascha

Level 65 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased


Strange Natascha

Level 5 Minigun


Strange Minigun

Level 1 Minigun


Festive Minigun

Level 1


Buffalo Steak Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?



Strange Family Business

Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive


Fishcake

Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)

Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product



Vintage

Level 86


Vintage Dalokohs Bar

Level 1 Lunch Box
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth


Genuine Apoco-Fists

Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!

#Attrib_CritKillWillGib


Eviction Notice

Level 10 Boxing Gloves


Fists of Steel

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DmgFromRanged_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgFromMelee_Increased
#Attrib_DeployTime_Increased


Holiday Punch

Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
#Attrib_CritForcesLaugh
#Attrib_CritFromBehind
#Attrib_TickleEnemiesWieldingSameWeapon
#Attrib_CritDoesNoDamage


Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 85 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative


Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 7 Boxing Gloves


Strange Gloves of Running Urgently

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive


Warrior's Spirit

Level 10 Boxing Gloves


Strange Fists

Level 1 Fists


Cadaver's Cranium

Level 31 Hat


Coupe D'isaster

Level 46 Hat


Genuine Dragonborn Helmet

Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.



Haunted Grand Duchess Tiara

Level 96
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.



Football Helmet

Level 99 Hat


U-clank-a

Level 36
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!



Tough Guy's Toque

Level 67 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.



Hound Dog

Level 91 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.



Pugilist's Protector

Level 23 Hat


Hard Counter

Level 86 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.



Can Opener

Level 21

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Genuine Pilotka

Level 10 Hat


Genuine War Head

Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.



Dealer's Visor

Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.


Security Shades

Level 26 Hat


Genuine Purity Fist

Level 10


Haunted Grand Duchess Fairy Wings

Level 42 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she
wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop
throne.



Haunted Grand Duchess Tutu

Level 51 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.



Apparatchik's Apparel

Level 92 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.



Genuine Siberian Sophisticate

Level 1 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.



Soviet Stitch-Up

Level 45

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Steel-Toed Stompers

Level 62

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul

Level 1


Large Luchadore

Level 23 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.


Genuine Cold War Luchador

Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.



Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #347

Level 40 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!

#Attrib_MakersMark


Strange Rainblower

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter


Phlogistinator

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.

#Attrib_BurnDamageEarnsRage
#Attrib_AirblastDisabled

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Strange Degreaser

Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased
#Attrib_WpnBurnDmg_Reduced


Strange Backburner

Level 10 Flame Thrower


Vintage Backburner

Level 52 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased


Strange Festive Flame Thrower

Level 1


Manmelter

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.

#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge


Scorch Shot #378

Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_FlaregunPelletsWithKnockback
#Attrib_MakersMark


Vintage Flare Gun

Level 10 Flare Gun


Strange Flare Gun

Level 10 Flare Gun


Strange Detonator

Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.



Strange Back Scratcher

Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced


Postal Pummeler

Level 10 Mailbox
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning


Genuine Maul

Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.


Genuine

Level 1


Strange Powerjack

Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill


Third Degree

Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.

#Attrib_DamageAllConnected


Vintage

Level 86


Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.

#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
#Attrib_MakersMark


Strange

Level 10


"Ban Hammer"

Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased


"DIABEATDOWN"

Level 20 Fire Axe
"KILLFORD BRIMLEY warned you"


Bubble Pipe

Level 55
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Connoisseur's Cap #4466

Level 20 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
#Attrib_MakersMark


Blazing Bull

Level 85

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Madame Dixie

Level 23 Hat


Unusual Pyro's Beanie

Level 58 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus

Level 9 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.


Flamboyant Flamenco

Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.



Pyromancer's Mask

Level 66 Hat


Stately Steel Toe

Level 64 Hat


Genuine Dead Cone

Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.


Haunted Wraith Wrap

Level 53 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.



Genuine Area 451

Level 1
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.



Genuine Russian Rocketeer

Level 1
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!



Haunted Coffin Kit

Level 30 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.



Moonman Backpack

Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Tribal Bones

Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.



Fallen Angel

Level 36

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Tail From the Crypt

Level 17

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul

Level 1


Jingle Belt

Level 41 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.

#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps


Vintage Foster's Facade

Level 1 Hat


Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf

Level 1 Hat


Infernal Orchestrina

Level 67 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)



Haunted Plutonidome

Level 96 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.



Pyrotechnic Tote

Level 91 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel?  Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?



HazMat Headcase

Level 67 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.



Whiskered Gentleman

Level 41 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.



Infernal Orchestrina

Level 8 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)

(2)


Backburner

Level 10 Flame Thrower


Diamondback

Level 5 Revolver


Diamondback

Level 5 Revolver


Genuine Diamondback

Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits


Strange Diamondback

Level 5 Revolver


Enforcer #52998

Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_DmgBonus_Undisguised
#Attrib_MakersMark


Strange L'Etranger

Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_AddCloakOnHit


Big Kill

Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.



Vintage

Level 5


Strange

Level 5


Strange Revolver

Level 1 Revolver


Big Earner

Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_AddCloakOnKill


Your Eternal Reward

Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise


Strange Conniver's Kunai

Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health

#Attrib_Sanguisuge


Genuine Sharp Dresser

Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.



Spy-cicle

Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.

#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire


Strange Knife

Level 1 Knife


Genuine

Level 1


Enthusiast's Timepiece

Level 5 Invis Watch

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Quäckenbirdt

Level 1 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.



Vintage Cloak and Dagger

Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased


Vintage Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate


Strange Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch


Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin

Level 10
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!



Genuine Nanobalaclava

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Lacking Moral Fiber Mask

Level 1 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.



Ninja Cowl

Level 1
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."



Under Cover

Level 30

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Genuine Janissary Ketche

Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.



Vintage Fancy Fedora

Level 47
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.



Frenchman's Beret

Level 68 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.


Hat of Cards

Level 14
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!



Familiar Fez

Level 39 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark


Haunted Exorcizor

Level 61 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!



Griffin's Gog

Level 72

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Intangible Ascot

Level 55

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul

Level 1


Made Man

Level 28 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.


Le Party Phantom

Level 19


Rogue's Col Roule

Level 15 Apparel


Haunted Scarecrow

Level 53 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.



Vintage Camera Beard

Level 4 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?



Business Casual

Level 61 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.



Genuine Distinguished Rogue

Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.



Genuine Distinguished Rogue

Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.



Genuine Prize Plushy

Level 1 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!



Genuine Grizzled Growth

Level 1 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.



Genuine Last Straw

Level 1
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.



Genuine Widowmaker

Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType


Pomson 6000

Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.

#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Vintage

Level 5


Genuine Short Circuit

Level 5 Robot Arm
#Attrib_ElectricalAirblast


Vintage Wrangler

Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.



Strange Jag

Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased


Vintage Southern Hospitality

Level 20 Wrench
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased


Strange Southern Hospitality

Level 20 Wrench


Vintage Gunslinger

Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry


Strange Wrench

Level 1 Wrench


Eureka Effect

Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.

#Attrib_AltFireTeleportToSpawn
#Attrib_CannotPickUpBuildings

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Safe'n'Sound

Level 47 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!



Western Wear

Level 32 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.


Vintage Hotrod

Level 20 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.



Buzz Killer

Level 11

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Haunted Master Mind

Level 82
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to
oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you
glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that
capitalizes on both.



Ol' Geezer

Level 84 Hat
Get off mah land!


Genuine Hetman's Headpiece

Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.


Professor's Peculiarity

Level 66
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.



Brainiac Hairpiece

Level 21 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Brainiac Goggles

Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Idea Tube

Level 95 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.



Prairie Heel Biters

Level 15 Spurs


Frontier Flyboy

Level 97

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Legend of Bugfoot

Level 75

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul

Level 1


Genuine Pip-Boy

Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!


Teddy Roosebelt

Level 69 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!



Genuine Wingstick

Level 10 Wingstick




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Level 1 Shotgun


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Level 1 Shovel




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Level 1 Fire Axe




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Level 1 Bottle




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Level 1 Fists


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Level 1 Shotgun


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Level 1 Syringe Gun




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Level 1 Bonesaw




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Level 1 Kukri


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Level 1 Revolver




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Level 1 Invis Watch




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Level 1 Shotgun


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Level 1 Shovel




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Level 1 Shotgun


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Level 1 Bottle




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Level 1 Syringe Gun




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Level 1 Bonesaw




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Level 1 SMG


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Level 1 Revolver


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Hats102
Misc80
Metal13 items worth 97 scrap
Total559

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