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Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
Strange Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides a 2.5 second resistance bubble that blocks 75%
base damage and 100% crit damage of the selected type to the Medic and
Patient.
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Legend of Bugfoot
Level 56
Strange Part: Airborne Enemies Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of airborne enemies you kill with that weapon.
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
Strange Part: Underwater Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill while they are completely
submerged.
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Level 1
#28239
Level 69
#Attrib_MakersMark
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 3 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 7 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level 23
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Trophy Belt
Level 7 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Fancy Fedora
Level 83
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Level 21
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Tux
Level 88 Mascot
Linux represent!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 47 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage
Level 18
Genuine Quäckenbirdt
Level 1 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.
Genuine Doublecross-Comm
Level 1
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
Strange
Level 5
Strange Festive Ambassador
Level 5
Strange Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire
Festive Knife
Level 1
Business Casual
Level 27 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Haunted Scarecrow
Level 23 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 6
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 88 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Strange L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_AddCloakOnHit
Strange Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
Strange Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
#Attrib_Sanguisuge
Made Man
Level 66 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Cut Throat Concierge
Level 17 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
Haunted Under Cover
Level 90
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 41 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate
Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
Genuine
Level 1
Strange Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Strange Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
Strange Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise
Wanga Prick #5702
Level 3 Knife
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 70 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Unusual Backbiter's Billycock
Level 79 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Genuine Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Strange Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Strange Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_AddCloakOnKill
Strange Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 5
Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Haunted Exorcizor
Level 58 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
Haunted Intangible Ascot
Level 58
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 71 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Unusual Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Strange Knife
Level 1 Knife
Strange Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 2
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
Haunted Griffin's Gog
Level 70
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hat of Cards
Level 33
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Familiar Fez
Level 44 Hat
Sneaky Spats of Sneaking #8021
Level 81 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
Stealth Steeler
Level 84
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
Ninja Cowl
Level 1
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
Le Party Phantom
Level 33
Private Eye
Level 3 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
L'Inspecteur #1941
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 47 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 27 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 8 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
Genuine Deadliest Duckling
Level 1 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
Strange Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Strange Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
Desert Marauder #5056
Level 73 Hat
Haunted Holy Hunter
Level 43
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 38 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Vintage
Level 10
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Strange SMG
Level 1 SMG
Strange Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
Cold Killer
Level 1
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
Haunted Silver Bullets
Level 70
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 44 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_BackstabShield
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_JarateDuration
#Attrib_SniperCharge_Per_Sec
Strange Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Level 4
Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MultDmgBonusWhileHalfDead
#Attrib_MultDmgPenaltyWhileHalfAlive
Flamingo Kid
Level 10
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Liquidator's Lid
Level 23 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1
Haunted Sir Hootsalot
Level 22
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 20 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
Strange Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.
#Attrib_MultSniperChargePenalty
Strange Festive Huntsman
Level 10
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 1 Hat
Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
#Attrib_RageGainOnKill
#Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
#Attrib_SniperRageDisplayOnly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Bodyshot_Negative
Larrikin Robin
Level 42 Hat
Haunted Garlic Flank Stake
Level 35
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 13 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
Genuine Bushman's Boonie
Level 1
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
Strange Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Villain's Veil
Level 6 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
#Attrib_HealthRegen
#Attrib_AimingKnockbackResistance
#Attrib_AimingNoFlinch
#Attrib_SniperAimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
Koala Compact
Level 72 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1
Crocodile Smile #2360
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
Crocleather Slouch
Level 84
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 63 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Genuine Cross-Comm Express
Level 1
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 3
Strange Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 76 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 92 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 15 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 30 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
Genuine Hero's Tail
Level 1 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
Strange Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Strange Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
#Attrib_CancelFallingDamage
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 40 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 79 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
Genuine
Level 1
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
Strange Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Strange Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Strange Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
#Attrib_BatLaunchesOrnaments
Digit Divulger
Level 25 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
Haunted B-ankh!
Level 77
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 64 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
Genuine Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
Strange Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Strange Bat
Level 1 Bat
Strange Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
#Attrib_AirDashCountIncreased
Big Elfin Deal
Level 80 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
Backwards Ballcap
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
Haunted Wrap Battler
Level 70
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 4 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Genuine
Level 1
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death
#Attrib_MarkForDeath
Strange Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Spread_Positive
#Attrib_HypeResetsOnJump
(1)
Strange Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
Stereoscopic Shades #3507
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
Haunted Futankhamun
Level 93
Unarmed Combat
Level 59 Severed Arm
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Winger #4767
Level 15 Pistol
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_MakersMark
Milkman
Level 66 Hat
Void Monk Hair
Level 1
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 71 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_DropHealthPackOnKill
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Increased
Bonk Boy #1244
Level 4 Hat
Robot Running Man
Level 85
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
The Superfan
Level 10
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
Level 42
Fast Learner
Level 38 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
Flipped Trilby
Level 72 Hat
Track Terrorizer
Level 38 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
Teufort Tooth Kicker #4168
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 73 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing
Genuine Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 1
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
Strange Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemiesDeploy
Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Increased
Captain's Cocktails
Level 71
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
Haunted Zipperface
Level 21
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know,
thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an
idiot in front of your kids again!
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 4 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Vintage
Level 5
"Love To Be Drilled"
Level 48 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Genuine Chief Constable
Level 1
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
Strange Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
#Attrib_CritWhileAirborne
Strange Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_DamageForceReduction
#Attrib_BootsFallingStomp
Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponChargedShot
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding
#Attrib_NoCritBoost
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Increased
Helmet Without a Home
Level 7
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
Haunted Steel Pipes
Level 61
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 2 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction
Unusual Stainless Pot
Level 89 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat
Strange Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Strange Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Strange Festive Buff Banner
Level 5
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 31 Facial Hair
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 53
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 80 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponPenetration
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
Strange Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 2
Strange Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
#Attrib_SpeedBuffAlly
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
Haunted Idiot Box
Level 98
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 89 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
#Attrib_CaptureValue_Increased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Increased
Genuine Battle Bob
Level 1
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
Strange Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 6
Strange Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
Infernal Impaler #155
Level 13 Hat
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 10
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1
Kringle Collection
Level 96 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Salty Dog
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #3579
Level 82 Hat
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 75 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
Lumbricus Lid
Level 61 Hat
Hat With No Name
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 54 Uniform
Honcho's Headgear
Level 19 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
Jumper's Jeepcap #4132
Level 54 Hat
War Pig
Level 92
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.
Beggar's Bazooka
Level 75 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_AutoFiresFullClip
#Attrib_CanOverload
#Attrib_Projectile_Spread_Angle_Negative
#Attrib_NoPrimaryAmmoFromDispensers
Armored Authority #1596
Level 80 Hat
Defiant Spartan
Level 46
Vintage Hotrod
Level 38 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry
Genuine Grizzled Growth
Level 1 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1
Stocking Stuffer
Level 86 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
Idea Tube
Level 22 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
Festive Wrench
Level 1
Industrial Festivizer
Level 98
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 72 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Genuine Prize Plushy
Level 1 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
#Attrib_ElectricalAirblast
Strange Jag
Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 33 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Rescue Ranger
Level 3 Shotgun
#Attrib_Building_Telporting_PickUp
#Attrib_ArrowHealsBuildings
#Attrib_MarkedForDeathOnBuildingPickup
Buckaroos Hat
Level 73 Hat
Ol' Geezer
Level 21 Hat
Get off mah land!
Haunted Legend of Bugfoot
Level 42
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 90 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
Genuine Last Straw
Level 1
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
Strange Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
Pocket Purrer
Level 22 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit
Western Wear
Level 47 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
Barnstormer
Level 69
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
Haunted Frontier Flyboy
Level 26
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 65 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage
Level 5
Genuine Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
Strange Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
Strange Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Builder's Blueprints #1912
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
Googly Gazer
Level 57 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
Haunted Buzz Killer
Level 4
Vintage Mining Light
Level 51
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 40 Hat
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Strange
Level 5
Strange Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5
Itsy Bitsy Spyer #1423
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Texas Half-Pants
Level 20 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
Big Country
Level 32
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
Haunted Master Mind
Level 22
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to
oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you
glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that
capitalizes on both.
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 17
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Brainiac Goggles #13509
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
#Attrib_AltFireTeleportToSpawn
#Attrib_CannotPickUpBuildings
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 66 Hat
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 9 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Strange Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill
#Attrib_DmgFromMelee_Increased
Strange
Level 10
Strange Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 83 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
Moonman Backpack #467
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
Haunted Wraith Wrap
Level 88 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Backburner
Level 61 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Genuine Brigade Helm
Level 66 Hat
Strange Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10
Strange Lollichop
Level 92 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Strange Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
Nose Candy #367
Level 86 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
Haunted Plutonidome
Level 16 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 79 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
Genuine Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Strange Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Level 1
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
Apparition's Aspect #13861
Level 13 Hat
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 87 Hat
Vintage
Level 10
Genuine Area 451
Level 1
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
Genuine
Level 1
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
Strange Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Burning Bongos #1318
Level 33 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
#Attrib_DamageAllConnected
Haunted Coffin Kit
Level 39 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Haunted Fallen Angel
Level 96
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 63 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
Strange Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased
#Attrib_WpnBurnDmg_Reduced
Strange Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Phlogistinator #7899
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
#Attrib_BurnDamageEarnsRage
#Attrib_AirblastDisabled
#Attrib_MakersMark
Handyman's Handle
Level 67 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
Haunted Tail From the Crypt
Level 60
Haunted Blazing Bull
Level 56
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
Head Warmer #1658
Level 72
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
Waxy Wayfinder #1917
Level 38
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
Bubble Pipe #573
Level 70
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
Triclops
Level 10
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick:
You won't be able to see at all!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 53 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
Birdcage #3490
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
Last Breath #14017
Level 13 Hat
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is
there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
HazMat Headcase
Level 69 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 78 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 59 Hat
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 76 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(2)
Jingle Belt
Level 3 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
Hottie's Hoodie #4482
Level 59
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
Attendant
Level 34 Hat
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1
Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_FlaregunPelletsWithKnockback
Napper's Respite
Level 11 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 91 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 75 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Vintage
Level 86
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 46 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Strange
Level 10
Strange Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
#Attrib_PreserveUbercharge
Surgeon's Stethoscope #230
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 5 Hat
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 69 Medi Gun
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Strange Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
#Attrib_SeeEnemyHealth
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides a 2.5 second resistance bubble that blocks 75%
base damage and 100% crit damage of the selected type to the Medic and
Patient.
#Attrib_Medigun_Resists
#Attrib_Overheal_Fill_Rate_Reduced
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1
Haunted Dr. Gogglestache
Level 41
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 16 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Strange Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Strange Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
Blighted Beak
Level 89 Hat
Medi-Mask
Level 52 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 37 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Strange Festive Ubersaw
Level 10
Doc's Holiday
Level 57 Apparel
Comes in "Fever", "Flu", and "Virus" styles, depending on the epidemic
you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 59
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 52 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 18 Hat
Haunted Einstein
Level 82
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 45 Glasses
Nothing
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
Genuine Scrap Pack
Level 1 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
Strange Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Strange Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal
Der Wintermantel
Level 32 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
Team Captain
Level 52 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Surgeon's Stahlhelm #3153
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
Haunted Emerald Jarate
Level 6
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 26 Hat
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Genuine Glengarry Bonnet
Level 39 Hat
Strange Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
Strange Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
Tam O' Shanter
Level 22 Hat
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
Haunted Scottish Snarl
Level 48
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 30
Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 43 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
Strange Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Strange Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Strange Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Reggaelator
Level 19 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_Cannonball_Push_Back
#Attrib_Grenade_Launcher_Mortar_Mode
#Attrib_Grenade_Not_Explode_On_Impact
#Attrib_Grenade_Damage_Reduction_On_World_Contact
Haunted Pickled Paws
Level 42
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 74 Hat
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_AmmoBecomesHealth
Strange Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Strange Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 8 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 34
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 94 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 71 Hat
Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Genuine Bolgan
Level 1
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 4
Grenadier Helm
Level 1
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 91 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Genuine Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_Honorbound
Strange Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
#Attrib_StickyAirBurstMode
Strange Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1
Sultan's Ceremonial #20508
Level 14 Hat
Bearded Bombardier
Level 62 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 23 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
Haunted Hair of the Dog
Level 93
Cool Breeze
Level 41 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
override projectile type (14)
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
#Attrib_NoChargeImpactRange
#Attrib_ChargeImpactDamageIncreased
Snapped Pupil
Level 38 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #3229
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Hound Dog
Level 78 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
Genuine Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
#Attrib_CritKillWillGib
Strange Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunNoSpinSounds
Security Shades
Level 34 Hat
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 31 Hat
Carl #313
Level 38 Hair
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the
unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long
flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness
wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you
the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!
Haunted Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 91
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 100 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Strange Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Strange Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_AimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
Soviet Gentleman
Level 31 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
Coupe D'isaster
Level 55 Hat
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 11 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
Haunted Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 56 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she
wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop
throne.
Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 84 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
Genuine Cold War Luchador
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10
Strange Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
Strange Fists
Level 1 Fists
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
Copper's Hard Top #16956
Level 14
Haunted Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 61 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 43
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
Genuine Siberian Sophisticate
Level 1 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
Strange Festive Sandvich
Level 1
Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
Strange Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 88 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Haunted Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 99
Haunted Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 48
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 42 Hat
Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth
Vintage
Level 1
Genuine
Level 1
Strange Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
Strange Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Strange Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1
Haunted Can Opener
Level 35
Capo's Capper #20978
Level 27 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 1 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
Gym Rat #15088
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
U-clank-a
Level 53
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
#Attrib_CritForcesLaugh
#Attrib_CritFromBehind
#Attrib_TickleEnemiesWieldingSameWeapon
#Attrib_CritDoesNoDamage
Festive Minigun
Level 1
Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.
Haunted Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your
pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know
anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and
house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Whale Bone Charm
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Genuine Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Noise Maker - Black Cat
Level 5 Party Favor
Haunted Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 46 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 33
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
Genuine That '70s Chapeau
Level 1
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
Genuine Faerie Solitaire Pin
Level 1 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
Genuine Hitt Mann Badge
Level 1 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
Genuine Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
Genuine Merc Medal
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
Noise Maker - Stabby
Level 5 Party Favor
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat
Merc's Muffler
Level 32 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
Brown Bomber #12068
Level 1
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Genuine
Level 1
Genuine Warsworn Helmet
Level 1
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Noise Maker - Gremlin
Level 5 Party Favor
Haunted Crone's Dome
Level 43
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
Haunted Executioner
Level 57
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Genuine
Level 1
Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
Noise Maker - Werewolf
Level 5 Party Favor
Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 29 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
Genuine Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
Genuine Vigilant Pin
Level 1 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
Genuine
Level 1
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
Genuine Atomic Accolade
Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
Genuine Mark of the Saint
Level 20 Badge
MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
What's in the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box?
Level 1 Package
Open the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box to reveal its contents.
Vintage
Level 46
#Attrib_PyroYearNumber
RoBro 3000
Level 53 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Ebenezer
Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Spine-Tingling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your dislike for the living.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 26 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Max's Severed Head
Level 91 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
Soldier of Fortune
Level 10 Badge
Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do
it better.
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Noise Maker - Witch
Level 5 Party Favor
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mutton Mann
Level 14 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 70 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 84
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Resurrection Associate Pin
Level 13 Badge
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh
Level 5 Party Favor
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Antlers
Level 1
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 51 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Unusual Team Captain
Level 88 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 72
Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Noise Maker - Banshee
Level 5 Party Favor
Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
#Attrib_BombinomiconEffectOnDeath
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Smissmas Wreath
Level 59 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
Vintage Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
"its pink its mine you cant have"
Level 81
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Even more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level 1
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level 1
Level 1
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level 1
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level 1
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Level 1
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level 1
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level 1
Level 1
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level 1
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level 1
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level 1
Summary
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 436 |
| Hats | 147 |
| Misc | 96 |
| Metal | 3 items worth 13 scrap |
| Total | 682 |
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