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Drunken F00l

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Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Equipped
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Equipped
Vintage Trophy Belt
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Equipped
Vintage Hound Dog
Old Guadalajara
Napper's Respite
Lumbricus Lid
Vintage Mining Light
Vintage Brigade Helm
Vintage Stainless Pot
Vintage Professional's Panama
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Vintage Football Helmet
Treasure Hat
Equipped
"Golden Wrench #ololol"
Equipped
Community
jewel15185211
Equipped
Unusual Backbiter's Billycock
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap
Bronze Dueling Badge
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Big Chief
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Equipped
Unusual Safe'n'Sound
Equipped
Unusual Ze Goggles
Equipped
Attendant
Familiar Fez
Ol' Snaggletooth
Grenadier's Softcap
Milkman
Cheater's Lament
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Ghastlierest Gibus
Ghastlierest Gibus
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Saxton Hale Mask
Ellis' Cap
Mann Co. Cap
Mercenary
Equipped
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
1/20
Scout Soldier Pyro Demoman Heavy Engineer Medic Sniper Spy
Scout
(244 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(266 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(242 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(249 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(231 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(214 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(213 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(212 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(221 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)

Vintage Texas Ten Gallon

Level 68 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.



Vintage Modest Pile of Hat

Level 40 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.


Vintage Demoman's Fro

Level 51


Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus

Level 3 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.


Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
(equipped)


Level 44 Hat


Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats

Level 92 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.


Vintage Trophy Belt
(equipped)


Level 21 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.



Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube

Level 34 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.



Vintage Soldier's Stash

Level 64 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.



Vintage Hound Dog
(equipped)


Level 18 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.



Old Guadalajara

Level 45 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.


Napper's Respite

Level 32 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.


Lumbricus Lid

Level 62 Hat


Vintage Mining Light

Level 33
For Engineers with bright ideas.


Vintage Brigade Helm

Level 29 Hat


Vintage Stainless Pot

Level 2 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.



Vintage Professional's Panama

Level 12 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.


Vintage Fancy Fedora

Level 94
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.



Vintage Pyro's Beanie

Level 50 Hat


Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat

Level 51 Hat
Gone Snipin'.


Vintage Killer's Kabuto

Level 14 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.



Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi

Level 52 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.


Vintage Football Helmet

Level 51 Hat


Treasure Hat

Level 15 Hat
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


"Golden Wrench #ololol"
(equipped)


Level 1 Wrench


Community
(equipped)


Level 50
#Attrib_AttachedParticle

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Unusual Backbiter's Billycock
(equipped)


Level 85 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.

#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head

Level 31 Hat

He had one all along...

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap

Level 4 Craft Item
This is metal scrap taken from the Horseless Headless Horsemann. It
whispers faintly...'heads'...


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Bronze Dueling Badge

Level 3 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Berliner's Bucket Helm

Level 46 Hat

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Big Chief

Level 44 Hat

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Vintage Soldier's Stash

Level 65 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.



Unusual Safe'n'Sound
(equipped)


Level 29 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!

#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Unusual Ze Goggles
(equipped)


Level 28 Glasses
Nothing
#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Attendant
(equipped)


Level 57 Hat

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Familiar Fez

Level 57 Hat

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Ol' Snaggletooth

Level 69 Hat

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Grenadier's Softcap

Level 87 Hat

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Milkman

Level 75 Hat

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Cheater's Lament

Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
"Ya, the creator of the idler now has a halo. Hilarious."
#Attrib_AttachedParticle

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask

Level 10 Holiday Hat

Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Ghastlierest Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.


Ghastlierest Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item


Vintage Killer's Kabuto

Level 10 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.



Saxton Hale Mask

Level 10 Hat


Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Mann Co. Cap

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Mercenary

Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Gentle Manne's Service Medal
(equipped)


Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.



Vintage Sandman

Level 15 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Vintage Force-A-Nature

Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative


Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch

Level 5 Lunch Box


Vintage

Level 10


Vintage Razorback

Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_BackstabShield


Vintage Jarate

Level 5 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description


Vintage Direct Hit

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased


Vintage Equalizer
(equipped)


Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing


Vintage

Level 5


Vintage Gunboats

Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction


Vintage Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty


Vintage Chargin' Targe

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.

#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced


Vintage Eyelander

Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.

#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Vintage Pain Train

Level 5 Makeshift Club
#Attrib_CaptureValue_Increased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Increased


Vintage Kritzkrieg

Level 8 Medi Gun
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost


Vintage Blutsauger
(equipped)


Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain


Vintage
(equipped)


Level 10


Vintage Natascha

Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased


Vintage

Level 1


Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 7 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative


Vintage

Level 10


Vintage Flare Gun

Level 10 Flare Gun


Vintage Backburner

Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased


Vintage Dead Ringer
(equipped)


Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate


Vintage Cloak and Dagger

Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased


Vintage

Level 5


Vintage Wrangler

Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.



Vintage

Level 5


Vintage Gunslinger

Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry


Vintage Southern Hospitality

Level 20 Wrench
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased


Vintage Dalokohs Bar

Level 1 Lunch Box
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth


Vintage Homewrecker

Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased


Vintage Crit-a-Cola

Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.



Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
(equipped)


Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration


Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter

Level 5 Axe


Powerjack
(equipped)


Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill
#Attrib_DmgFromMelee_Increased

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Degreaser
(equipped)


Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased
#Attrib_WpnBurnDmg_Reduced

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Shortstop

Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!

Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.


( Not Usable in Crafting )



(equipped)


Level 42

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Mad Milk

Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


L'Etranger

Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_AddCloakOnHit

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Your Eternal Reward

Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Battalion's Backup

Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Black Box

Level 5 Rocket Launcher

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Sydney Sleeper

Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_JarateDuration
#Attrib_SniperCharge_Per_Sec
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Darwin's Danger Shield
(equipped)


Level 10 Shield

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Bushwacka

Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Vita-Saw

Level 5 Bonesaw
#Attrib_PreserveUbercharge

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Frying Pan

Level 5 Frying Pan




Level 1


Vintage Tough Guy's Toque

Level 41 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.



Backbiter's Billycock

Level 97 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.



Hustler's Hallmark

Level 45 Hat


Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy

Level 8 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!


Vintage Safe'n'Sound

Level 29 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!



Vintage Tyrant's Helm

Level 60 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.



Sergeant's Drill Hat

Level 4 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.



Bloke's Bucket Hat

Level 71 Hat
Gone Snipin'.


Chieftain's Challenge
(equipped)


Level 45 Hat


Dealer's Visor

Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.


Napper's Respite

Level 78 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.


Whoopee Cap

Level 25 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.



Stout Shako

Level 50 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.



Old Guadalajara

Level 49 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.


Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker

Level 86 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.



Spine-Chilling Skull

Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.

( Not Usable in Crafting )


World Traveler's Hat

Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!

#Attrib_AttachedParticle

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Voodoo Juju

Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Horrific Headsplitter

Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Cadaver's Cranium

Level 31 Hat

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Vintage Demoman's Fro

Level 26


Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus

Level 92 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.


Vintage Professional's Panama

Level 18 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.


Handyman's Handle

Level 34 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.


Dr's Dapper Topper

Level 65 Hat


Max's Severed Head

Level 84 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.



The Essential Accessories

Level 10 Apparel


The Superfan

Level 10


The Athletic Supporter

Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]


Rimmed Raincatcher

Level 2 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'



Humanitarian's Hachimaki

Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Benefactor's Kanmuri

Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


"ಠ_ಠ4ಠ_ಠ8ಠ_ಠ2ಠ_ಠ6ಠ_ಠ0ಠ_ಠ4ಠ_ಠ8ಠ_ಠ2ಠ_ಠ6ಠ_ಠ0"

Level 17 Hat
"TestingLengthRestrictionಠ_ಠ29012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890"


Demoman's Fro

Level 82


Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Frenchman's Beret

Level 76 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.


Crusader's Crossbow

Level 15 Crossbow


Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher


Conscientious Objector

Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Earbuds

Level 80 Hat
OSX represent!


Scout Mask

Level 10 Hat



Spy Mask

Level 10 Hat



Heavy Mask

Level 10 Hat



Pyro Mask

Level 10 Hat



Engineer Mask

Level 10 Hat



Medic Mask

Level 10 Hat



Sniper Mask

Level 10 Hat



Soldier Mask

Level 10 Hat



Demoman Mask

Level 10 Hat



Crit-a-Cola

Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.



Vintage

Level 10


Vintage Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher


Taunt: The Director's Vision
(equipped)


Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Vintage Lo-Fi Longwave

Level 20 Hat
Can't stop the signal.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Summer Shades

Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Dueling Mini-Game

Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.



Strange Pain Train

Level 5 Makeshift Club


Noh Mercy

Level 13 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask



Strange Pain Train

Level 5 Makeshift Club


Market Gardener

Level 10 Shovel
#Attrib_CritWhileAirborne


Noise Maker - Black Cat

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Gremlin

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Witch

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Werewolf

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Stabby

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Banshee

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Gong

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Noise Maker - Bell

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Proof of Purchase

Level 50 Hat
From another era.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


A Distinctive Lack of Hue

Level 5


An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge

Level 5


Color No. 216-190-216

Level 5


Australium Gold

Level 5


A Deep Commitment to Purple

Level 5


An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge

Level 5


A Color Similar to Slate

Level 5


The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants

Level 5


Team Spirit

Level 5


Team Spirit

Level 5


Color No. 216-190-216

Level 5


Color No. 216-190-216

Level 5


Dueling Mini-Game

Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.



Dueling Mini-Game

Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.



Dueling Mini-Game

Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.



Dueling Mini-Game

Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.



Dueling Mini-Game

Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.



Dueling Mini-Game

Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.



The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime

Level 5


Peculiarly Drab Tincture

Level 5


Pink as Hell

Level 5


A Color Similar to Slate

Level 5


Drably Olive

Level 5


Noble Hatter's Violet

Level 5


Peculiarly Drab Tincture

Level 5


Pink as Hell

Level 5


RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code

Level 1 Claim Code
This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from
your backpack to claim the code.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )




Level 1


Strange Revolver

Level 1 Revolver


Tux

Level 76 Mascot
Linux represent!

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Hotrod

Level 72 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Fancy Fedora

Level 20
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.



Strange Knife

Level 1 Knife


Half-Zatoichi

Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill



Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Kritzkrieg

Level 8 Medi Gun

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )




Level 10

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Flare Gun

Level 10 Flare Gun

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Natascha

Level 5 Minigun

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 7 Boxing Gloves

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Enthusiast's Timepiece

Level 5 Invis Watch

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Lugermorph

Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


License to Maim

Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Iron Curtain

Level 5 Minigun

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Dangeresque, Too?

Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Force-A-Nature

Level 10 Scattergun

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Demoman's Fro

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Football Helmet

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Pyro's Beanie

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Trophy Belt

Level 1 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Quick-Fix

Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal


Fancy Fedora

Level 1
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Amputator

Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Loch-n-Load

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
#Attrib_StickyAirBurstMode

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Razorback

Level 10 Shield

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Genuine Mark of the Saint

Level 20 Badge


Buffalo Steak Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Genuine Point and Shoot

Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.



Ullapool Caber

Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Scotch Bonnet

Level 64 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Back Scratcher

Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced


Candy Cane

Level 25 Bat


Claidheamh Mòr

Level 5 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeTime_Increase


Jag

Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased
#Attrib_MakersMark


Cow Mangler 5000

Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponChargedShot
#Attrib_NoCritBoost
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Increased
#Attrib_MakersMark


Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponPenetration
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding
#Attrib_MakersMark


Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )




Level 5

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Engineer's Cap

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Tough Guy's Toque

Level 1 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Boston Basher

Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss


Fists of Steel

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DmgFromRanged_Reduced
#Attrib_DeployTime_Increased


Fan O'War

Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death

#Attrib_MarkForDeath


Conniver's Kunai

Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health

#Attrib_Sanguisuge
#Attrib_MakersMark


Half-Zatoichi

Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill

#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_Honorbound


Concheror

Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.



Sun-on-a-Stick

Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_MakersMark


Eviction Notice

Level 10 Boxing Gloves


Soda Popper

Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.

#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased


Tyrant's Helm

Level 1 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Your Eternal Reward

Level 1 Knife


Boston Basher

Level 25 Bat


Backburner

Level 10 Flame Thrower


Fan O'War

Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death



Amputator

Level 15 Bonesaw


Kritzkrieg

Level 8 Medi Gun


Crusader's Crossbow

Level 15 Crossbow
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced


Wrangler

Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.



Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher


Gunslinger

Level 15 Robot Arm


Gunboats
(equipped)


Level 10 Boots

( Not Usable in Crafting )




Level 5

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Vintage Tyrolean

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Camera Beard

Level 1 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Brigade Helm

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Ye Olde Baker Boy

Level 1 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Mad Milk

Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.



Southern Hospitality

Level 20 Wrench


Half-Zatoichi

Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill



Chargin' Targe
(equipped)


Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.



Professional's Panama

Level 1 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Baseball Bill's Sports Shine

Level 1 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Ghastlierest Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 1 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Direct Hit

Level 1 Rocket Launcher

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )




Level 5

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Chargin' Targe

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Gunboats

Level 10 Boots

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Noble Amassment of Hats

Level 1 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Ullapool Caber

Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion



Reclaimed Metal

Level 2 Craft Item


Reclaimed Metal

Level 2 Craft Item


Scrap Metal

Level 1 Craft Item


Scrap Metal

Level 1 Craft Item


Ghastlierest Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.


Wrangler

Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Gunslinger

Level 15 Robot Arm

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Physician's Procedure Mask

Level 1 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Hustler's Hallmark

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Fan O'War

Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death



Scotsman's Skullcutter

Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty


Sandman

Level 15 Bat




Level 5




Level 42




Level 5


Razorback

Level 10 Shield


Razorback

Level 10 Shield


"The Golden Wrench"

Level 1 Wrench
"What could be more appropriate than sending sending a F00l a gift on
April 1st?"



Homewrecker

Level 5 Sledgehammer

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Back Scratcher

Level 10 Garden Rake


Candy Cane

Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_DropHealthPackOnKill
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Increased


Claidheamh Mòr

Level 5 Sword


Hotrod

Level 1 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Triboniophorus Tyrannus

Level 1 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Homewrecker

Level 5 Sledgehammer

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Southern Hospitality

Level 20 Wrench

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Dalokohs Bar

Level 1 Lunch Box

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Taunt: The High Five!

Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Scotsman's Skullcutter

Level 5 Axe

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Whoopee Cap

Level 1 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Ze Goggles

Level 1 Glasses
Nothing

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Tippler's Tricorne

Level 1 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Bloke's Bucket Hat

Level 1 Hat
Gone Snipin'.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Sergeant's Drill Hat

Level 1 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Heavy Duty Rag

Level 1 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Strange
(equipped)


Level 5


Attendant

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Degreaser

Level 10 Flame Thrower

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Milkman

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )




Level 42

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Familiar Fez

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )




Level 1


Description Tag

Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack


Description Tag

Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack


Dueling Mini-Game

Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.



The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants

Level 5


Dark Salmon Injustice

Level 5


Whoopee Cap

Level 93 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.



Your Eternal Reward

Level 1 Knife

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Grenadier's Softcap

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Ol' Snaggletooth

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Darwin's Danger Shield

Level 10 Shield

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Rocket Jumper

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.

#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Increased
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Ye Olde Rustic Colour

Level 5


Dueling Mini-Game

Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.



Drably Olive

Level 5


Earbuds

Level 13 Hat
OSX represent!


Vintage Bill's Hat

Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.


Pugilist's Protector

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Napper's Respite

Level 1 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Chieftain's Challenge

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Dr's Dapper Topper

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Hard Counter

Level 1 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Fancy Fedora

Level 94
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.



Carouser's Capotain

Level 1 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Hustler's Hallmark

Level 74 Hat


Hotrod

Level 33 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.



Demoman's Fro

Level 90


Sticky Jumper

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.

override projectile type (14)

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head

Level 31 Hat

He had one all along...

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Spine-Chilling Skull

Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Cadaver's Cranium

Level 31 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Lugermorph

Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


License to Maim

Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Iron Curtain

Level 5 Minigun

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Amputator

Level 15 Bonesaw

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Scotch Bonnet

Level 1 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Loch-n-Load

Level 10 Grenade Launcher

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Warrior's Spirit

Level 10 Boxing Gloves

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Brass Beast

Level 5 Minigun

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Larrikin Robin

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Pyromancer's Mask

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Prancer's Pride

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Madame Dixie

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


German Gonzila

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Boston Basher

Level 25 Bat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Claidheamh Mòr

Level 5 Sword

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Coupe D'isaster

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Le Party Phantom

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Exquisite Rack

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Fists of Steel

Level 10 Boxing Gloves


Brass Beast

Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_AimingMoveSpeed_Decreased


Brass Beast

Level 5 Minigun


Gloves of Running Urgently

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive


A Rather Festive Tree

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Detonator

Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Big Country

Level 1
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Professor's Peculiarity

Level 1
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Sight for Sore Eyes

Level 1 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Googly Gazer

Level 1 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Honcho's Headgear

Level 1 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Charmer's Chapeau

Level 1 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Shahanshah

Level 5 Kukri

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Sultan's Ceremonial

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head

Level 31 Hat

He had one all along...

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head

Level 31 Hat

He had one all along...

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head

Level 31 Hat

He had one all along...

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap

Level 4 Craft Item
This is metal scrap taken from the Horseless Headless Horsemann. It
whispers faintly...'heads'...


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap

Level 4 Craft Item
This is metal scrap taken from the Horseless Headless Horsemann. It
whispers faintly...'heads'...


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Gentle Manne's Service Medal

Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.

#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description


Ali Baba's Wee Booties

Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Quick-Fix

Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Reserve Shooter

Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemiesDeploy

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Jumper's Jeepcap

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Family Business

Level 10 Shotgun

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Capo's Capper

Level 1 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe

Level 1 Facial Hair

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Mantreads

Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_DamageForceReduction
#Attrib_BootsFallingStomp

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Fancy Dress Uniform

Level 1 Uniform

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Soda Popper

Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Atomizer

Level 10 Bat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Postal Pummeler

Level 10 Mailbox

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Enforcer

Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_DmgBonus_Undisguised

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Made Man

Level 1 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Spiral Sallet

Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Taunt: The Meet the Medic

Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Security Shades

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Stately Steel Toe

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Rogue's Col Roule

Level 15 Apparel

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun

Level 1 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Flip-Flops

Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Summer Hat

Level 10 Hat
E hele mākou i kahakai.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Hair of the Dog

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Pickled Paws

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


B-ankh!

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Blazing Bull

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Tail From the Crypt

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Dr. Gogglestache

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Idiot Box

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Shoestring Budget

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Griffin's Gog

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Can Opener

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Steel-Toed Stompers

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Silver Bullets

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Buzz Killer

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Legend of Bugfoot

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Apparition's Aspect

Level 13 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Wanga Prick

Level 1 Knife

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Spine-Chilling Skull 2011

Level 31 Hat
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this
skull-themed hate hat.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Bombinomicon

Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Eureka Effect

Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.

#Attrib_AltFireTeleportToSpawn
#Attrib_CannotPickUpBuildings

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Brainiac Goggles

Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Third Degree

Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.

#Attrib_DamageAllConnected

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Manmelter

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.

#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Bubble Pipe

Level 1
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Your Worst Nightmare

Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Counterfeit Billycock

Level 10
This hat is a spy.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Tavish DeGroot Experience

Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Builder's Blueprints

Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Bootlegger

Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


A Whiff of the Old Brimstone

Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Little Buddy

Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Hot Dogger

Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Surgeon's Stahlhelm

Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Crocodile Smile

Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Couvre Corner

Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


L'Inspecteur

Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Clan Pride

Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Flamboyant Flamenco

Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Spectre's Spectacles

Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Hat With No Name

Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Hermes

Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Dr. Whoa

Level 15 Shirt

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Sandvich Safe

Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Outback Intellectual

Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


All-Father

Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Spy-cicle

Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.

#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Lumbricus Lid

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.

#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite


Genuine Concheror

Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.



Genuine Samur-Eye

Level 1 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war



Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat

Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.

NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.



Genuine Dead Cone

Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.


Genuine Conjurer's Cowl

Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Genuine Original
(equipped)


Level 5 Rocket Launcher


Genuine Pip-Boy

Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!


Genuine Purity Fist

Level 10


Genuine Short Circuit

Level 5 Robot Arm
#Attrib_ElectricalAirblast


Genuine Widowmaker

Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType


Genuine Machina
(equipped)


Level 5 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer


Genuine Diamondback

Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits


Genuine Company Man

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Deus Specs

Level 10 Glasses


Genuine Nanobalaclava

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Anger

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Dragonborn Helmet

Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.



Genuine Wingstick

Level 10 Wingstick


Genuine Stahlhelm

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Pilotka

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Mask of the Shaman

Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.



Genuine Planeswalker Goggles

Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.


Genuine Planeswalker Helm

Level 1 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.


Genuine Maul

Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.


Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School

Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!


Genuine Hero's Tail

Level 1 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.



Genuine Three-Rune Blade

Level 10 Sword


Genuine Brain Bucket

Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.


Genuine Janissary Ketche

Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.



Genuine Hetman's Headpiece

Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.


Genuine Noise Maker - Koto

Level 5 Party Favor


Genuine Geisha Boy

Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair



Genuine Noh Mercy

Level 1 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask



Genuine Dread Knot

Level 1 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair



Genuine Half-Zatoichi
(equipped)


Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill



Genuine Conniver's Kunai

Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health



Genuine Fan O'War

Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death



Genuine Hero's Hachimaki

Level 1 Hat


Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick

Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.


Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf

Level 1 Hat


Vintage Foster's Facade

Level 1 Hat


Bill's Hat

Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.


Max's Severed Head

Level 1 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.



Big Kill

Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.



Vintage Lugermorph

Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?



Jingle Belt

Level 1 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.

#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Teufort Tooth Kicker

Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Fast Learner

Level 1 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Nine-Pipe Problem

Level 1 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Cozy Camper

Level 10 Backpack
#Attrib_HealthRegen
#Attrib_AimingKnockbackResistance
#Attrib_AimingNoFlinch
#Attrib_SniperAimingMoveSpeed_Decreased

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Genuine Scrap Pack

Level 1 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.



Waxy Wayfinder

Level 1
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Bolt Action Blitzer

Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Texas Half-Pants

Level 1 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Toss-Proof Towel

Level 1 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Fruit Shoot

Level 1
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Flamingo Kid

Level 10
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Triclops

Level 10
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick:
You won't be able to see at all!


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Front Runner

Level 1
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Genuine Cross-Comm Crash Helmet

Level 1
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.



Genuine Doublecross-Comm

Level 1
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.



Genuine Cross-Comm Express

Level 1
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.



Sneaky Spats of Sneaking

Level 1 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Flamingo Kid

Level 10
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Atomic Accolade

Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.



Genuine Quadwrangler

Level 1 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!



Genuine Professor's Pineapple

Level 1 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.



Liquor Locker

Level 1 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Surgeon's Side Satchel

Level 1 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Vintage

Level 4
#Attrib_PyroYearNumber


Captain's Cocktails

Level 1
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Balloonicorn

Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.

vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Scorch Shot

Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_FlaregunPelletsWithKnockback

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )




Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Burning Bongos

Level 1 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Hitman's Heatmaker

Level 1 Sniper Rifle

Heads will roll.

#Attrib_RageGainOnKill
#Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
#Attrib_SniperRageDisplayOnly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Bodyshot_Negative

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol

Level 10 Pistol
#Attrib_CancelFallingDamage

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Bird-Man of Aberdeen

Level 1
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Gentleman's Ushanka

Level 1
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Fed-Fightin' Fedora

Level 1 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Business Casual

Level 1 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Idea Tube

Level 1 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Genuine Robot Chicken Hat

Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.



HazMat Headcase

Level 1 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Dillinger's Duffel

Level 1 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Liquidator's Lid

Level 1 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Apparatchik's Apparel

Level 1 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Gentle Munitionne of Leisure

Level 1
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Baby Face's Blaster

Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Spread_Positive
#Attrib_HypeResetsOnJump
(1)

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Cleaner's Carbine

Level 1 SMG

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Infernal Orchestrina

Level 1 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Rainblower

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Lollichop

Level 1 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Helmet Without a Home

Level 1
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Beggar's Bazooka

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_AutoFiresFullClip
#Attrib_CanOverload
#Attrib_Projectile_Spread_Angle_Negative
#Attrib_NoPrimaryAmmoFromDispensers

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Escape Plan

Level 10 Pickaxe

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Vintage Escape Plan

Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Rocket Launcher

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


Gift Wrap

Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Genuine

Level 1


Operation Steel Trap Badge

Level 2 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine

Level 1


Void Monk Hair

Level 1
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.



Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots

Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.


Pyrobotics Pack

Level 1
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Manniversary Package

Level 1 Package
From your fine friends at Mann Co., celebrating our one-year
anniversary.

This contains a free sample from our fall lineup and can be opened
from your backpack.



Robot Running Man

Level 1
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Genuine Lone Star

Level 1
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.



Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Genuine

Level 1


Tin Pot

Level 1
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Soldier's Stogie

Level 1 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Genuine

Level 1


Tin-1000

Level 1
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Medic Mech-bag

Level 1
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Soda Popper

Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.



Fishcake

Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)

Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product



Party Hat

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Noise Maker - TF Birthday
(equipped)


Level 5 Party Favor

#Attrib_Unlimited

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Atomizer

Level 10 Bat
#Attrib_AirDashCountIncreased


Furious Fukaamigasa

Level 60 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.




Level 10


Genuine Participant - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
(equipped)


Level 1
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine El Jefe

Level 10 Hat


Concheror

Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.



Gunboats

Level 10 Boots


Claidheamh Mòr

Level 5 Sword


Cloak and Dagger

Level 5 Invis Watch


Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 7 Boxing Gloves


Wrangler

Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )




Level 1


Eyelander

Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.





Level 5


Your Eternal Reward

Level 1 Knife


Candy Cane

Level 25 Bat


Bonk! Atomic Punch

Level 5 Lunch Box


Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher


Big Earner

Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_AddCloakOnKill


Concheror

Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.



Your Eternal Reward

Level 1 Knife


Soda Popper

Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.



Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf

Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.


Ullapool Caber

Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion



Soda Popper

Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.



Gloves of Running Urgently

Level 10 Boxing Gloves


Market Gardener

Level 10 Shovel


Family Business

Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive


Direct Hit

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


Chargin' Targe

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.



Battery Bandolier

Level 1
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Battalion's Backup

Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.



Genuine Killer Exclusive

Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.


Big Earner

Level 1 Knife


Postal Pummeler

Level 10 Mailbox
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning


Backburner

Level 10 Flame Thrower


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.



Shahanshah

Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MultDmgBonusWhileHalfDead
#Attrib_MultDmgPenaltyWhileHalfAlive


Bonk! Atomic Punch

Level 5 Lunch Box


Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 7 Boxing Gloves


Splendid Screen

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.

#Attrib_NoChargeImpactRange
#Attrib_ChargeImpactDamageIncreased


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Genuine

Level 1


Stealth Steeler

Level 1
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


U-clank-a

Level 1
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Genuine

Level 1


Genuine Russian Rocketeer

Level 1
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!



Tribal Bones

Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.



Genuine

Level 1


Genuine

Level 1


Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela

Level 5 Party Favor


Bolted Bushman

Level 1
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Genuine Awesomenauts Badge

Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.



Grenadier Helm

Level 1
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.



Ninja Cowl

Level 1
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."



Archimedes

Level 1
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )




Level 39

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Battery Bandolier

Level 4
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].





Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Genuine AWPer Hand

Level 1
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.



Batter's Helmet

Level 59 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Rainblower

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)



Rocket Jumper

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.



Bootlegger

Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!



Lollichop

Level 62 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)



Pyrobotics Pack

Level 54
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.



Strange Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

Level 1


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Pocket Purrer

Level 1 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Track Terrorizer

Level 1 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Bearded Bombardier

Level 1 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Pyrotechnic Tote

Level 1 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel?  Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Soviet Gentleman

Level 1 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Medi-Mask

Level 1 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


War Pig

Level 1
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Hat of Cards

Level 1
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Koala Compact

Level 1 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Genuine Vigilant Pin

Level 1 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.



Genuine Crafty Hair

Level 1 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.



Genuine Area 451

Level 1
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.



Genuine K-9 Mane

Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!



Genuine Distinguished Rogue

Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.



Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako

Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.



Genuine Foppish Physician

Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.



Amputator

Level 15 Bonesaw


Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
#Attrib_SeeEnemyHealth


Genuine Lacking Moral Fiber Mask

Level 1 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.



Concheror

Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.



Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'


Genuine Freedom Staff

Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.



Genuine King of Scotland Cape

Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.



Genuine Whale Bone Charm

Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.



Genuine Menpo

Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!



Genuine Distinguished Rogue

Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.



Genuine Foppish Physician

Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.



Razorback

Level 10 Shield

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Skull Island Topper

Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Heroic Companion Badge

Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Chief Constable

Level 1
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.



Genuine Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap

Level 1
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Siberian Sophisticate

Level 1 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.



Genuine Quäckenbirdt

Level 1 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.



Genuine Hitt Mann Badge

Level 1 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.



Taunt: The High Five!

Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.



Genuine Deadliest Duckling

Level 1 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.



Genuine Combat Medic's Crusher Cap

Level 1
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Cockfighter

Level 10
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker
with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.



Genuine That '70s Chapeau

Level 1
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.



Saxxy Clapper Badge

Level 100 Badge
Harness the seductive black magic of Hollywood with this commemorative
clapper board—the same used by actual movie directors. Now YOU can
tell Ryan Reynolds what to do!


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Tuxxy

Level 1 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Genuine Buck Turner All-Stars

Level 1 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record
for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to
escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes.
Both his feet were later amputated.



Seal Mask

Level 31 Mask

Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Reindoonicorn

Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.



Genuine Last Straw

Level 1
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.



Antlers

Level 1
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Genuine Grizzled Growth

Level 1 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.



Antlers

Level 1
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.



Vaccinator

Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides a 2.5 second resistance bubble that blocks 75%
base damage and 100% crit damage of the selected type to the Medic and
Patient.

#Attrib_Medigun_Resists
#Attrib_Overheal_Fill_Rate_Reduced

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Tux

Level 1 Mascot
Linux represent!

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Rescue Ranger

Level 1 Shotgun
#Attrib_Building_Telporting_PickUp
#Attrib_ArrowHealsBuildings
#Attrib_MarkedForDeathOnBuildingPickup

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Genuine Prize Plushy

Level 1 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!



Smissmas Wreath

Level 1 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.



Genuine Faerie Solitaire Pin

Level 1 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.



Loose Cannon

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_Cannonball_Push_Back
#Attrib_Grenade_Launcher_Mortar_Mode
#Attrib_Grenade_Not_Explode_On_Impact
#Attrib_Grenade_Damage_Reduction_On_World_Contact

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Smissmas Wreath

Level 1 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Mann Co. Supply Crate

Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.

#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries


Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.





Level 5


Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher


Bombinomicon

Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'

#Attrib_BombinomiconEffectOnDeath

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Cow Mangler 5000

Level 30 Focused Wave Projector


Haunted Steel-Toed Stompers

Level 87


MONOCULUS!

Level 31 Hat

Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin

Level 10
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!



Genuine Sharp Dresser

Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.



Southern Hospitality

Level 20 Wrench


Vita-Saw

Level 5 Bonesaw


Haunted Shoestring Budget

Level 18


Big Earner

Level 1 Knife


Warrior's Spirit

Level 10 Boxing Gloves


Spy Mask

Level 10 Hat



Haunted Soviet Stitch-Up

Level 89


Crusader's Crossbow

Level 15 Crossbow

( Not Usable in Crafting )


L'Etranger

Level 5 Revolver


Brass Beast

Level 5 Minigun


Genuine War Head

Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.



Genuine Apoco-Fists

Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!

#Attrib_CritKillWillGib


Genuine Cold War Luchador

Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.



Genuine Brütal Bouffant

Level 1 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.



Upgrade to Premium Gift

Level 56 Tool
Trade away this item to a friend with a free account.  Once they use
it, they'll automatically be converted to a premium account and enjoy
perks such as extra backpack slots



Original

Level 5 Rocket Launcher




Level 1


Genuine Shred Alert

Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!



Reindoonicorn

Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Squad Surplus Voucher

Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Squad Surplus Voucher

Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Squad Surplus Voucher

Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Squad Surplus Voucher

Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Squad Surplus Voucher

Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Squad Surplus Voucher

Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Squad Surplus Voucher

Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Squad Surplus Voucher

Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Squad Surplus Voucher

Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Squad Surplus Voucher

Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Tour of Duty Ticket

Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Genuine Tomb Wrapper

Level 1 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Fortune Hunter

Level 1 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Croft's Crest

Level 1 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Squad Surplus Voucher

Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Noise Maker - Winter Holiday

Level 5 Party Favor



Strange Spirit Of Giving

Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Degreaser

Level 10 Flame Thrower


Genuine UGC Highlander Participant

Level 1
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Bolgan Family Crest

Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.



Genuine Bolgan

Level 1
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.



Genuine Warsworn Helmet

Level 1
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.



Genuine Merc Medal

Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.



Genuine Bushman's Boonie

Level 1
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.



Genuine Battle Bob

Level 1
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.



Candy Cane

Level 25 Bat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )




Level 10

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Backburner

Level 10 Flame Thrower

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )




Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Sandman

Level 15 Bat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Bonk! Atomic Punch

Level 5 Lunch Box

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Mining Light

Level 1
For Engineers with bright ideas.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Prussian Pickelhaube

Level 1 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Batter's Helmet

Level 1 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Soldier's Stash

Level 1 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )




Level 10

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Jarate

Level 5 Jar Based Karate

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Cloak and Dagger

Level 5 Invis Watch

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Texas Ten Gallon

Level 1 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Officer's Ushanka

Level 1
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Stainless Pot

Level 1 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Glengarry Bonnet

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Respectless Rubber Glove

Level 1 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Otolaryngologist's Mirror

Level 1 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Bonk Helm

Level 1 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Backbiter's Billycock

Level 1 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Master's Yellow Belt

Level 1 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask

Level 10 Holiday Hat

Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative

Level 1 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Scotsman's Stove Pipe

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Eyelander

Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Towering Pillar of Hats

Level 1 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Modest Pile of Hat

Level 1 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )




Level 5

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Earbuds

Level 1 Hat
OSX represent!

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Hound Dog

Level 1 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Magistrate's Mullet

Level 1 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Troublemaker's Tossle Cap

Level 1 Hat
Straight outta control point.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Killer's Kabuto

Level 1 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Pain Train

Level 5 Makeshift Club

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Shooter's Sola Topi

Level 1 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Crit-a-Cola

Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Tribalman's Shiv

Level 5 Kukri

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Vita-Saw

Level 5 Bonesaw

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Whiskered Gentleman

Level 1 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Safe'n'Sound

Level 1 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Frenchman's Beret

Level 1 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Vintage Merryweather

Level 1 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Gentleman's Gatsby

Level 1 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Alien Swarm Parasite

Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Powerjack

Level 5 Sledgehammer

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Rimmed Raincatcher

Level 1 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Shortstop

Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!

Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Mad Milk

Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


L'Etranger

Level 5 Revolver

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Battalion's Backup

Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Black Box

Level 5 Rocket Launcher

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Sydney Sleeper

Level 1 Sniper Rifle

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Bushwacka

Level 5 Kukri

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Gloves of Running Urgently

Level 10 Boxing Gloves

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Old Guadalajara

Level 1 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Bombing Run

Level 1 Hat
Death from above!

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Stout Shako

Level 1 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Handyman's Handle

Level 1 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Sober Stuntman

Level 1 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Mann Co. Cap

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker

Level 5 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Ghastlier Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Even more ghastly.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Voodoo Juju

Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Horrific Headsplitter

Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Dangeresque, Too?

Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Enthusiast's Timepiece

Level 5 Invis Watch

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Berliner's Bucket Helm

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Crusader's Crossbow

Level 15 Crossbow

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Ullapool Caber

Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Big Chief

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Buffalo Steak Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Magnificent Mongolian

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Blighted Beak

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Détective Noir

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Buckaroos Hat

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Flipped Trilby

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Back Scratcher

Level 10 Garden Rake

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Jag

Level 15 Wrench

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Fists of Steel

Level 10 Boxing Gloves

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Industrial Festivizer

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Defiant Spartan

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Prince Tavish's Crown

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Medic's Mountain Cap

Level 1 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Grimm Hatte

Level 1 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Teddy Roosebelt

Level 1 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Private Eye

Level 1 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Reggaelator

Level 1 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Pocket Medic

Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Desert Marauder

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Bazaar Bargain

Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.

#Attrib_MultSniperChargePenalty

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Persian Persuader

Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_AmmoBecomesHealth

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Splendid Screen

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Overdose

Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Liberty Launcher

Level 25 Rocket Launcher

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Market Gardener

Level 10 Shovel

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Tomislav

Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunNoSpinSounds

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Eviction Notice

Level 10 Boxing Gloves

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Cow Mangler 5000

Level 30 Focused Wave Projector

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Dr. Grordbort's Crest

Level 15 Badge
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Armored Authority

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Disciplinary Action

Level 10 Riding Crop
#Attrib_SpeedBuffAlly

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Winger

Level 15 Pistol

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Bonk Boy

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Cosa Nostra Cap

Level 1 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Big Earner

Level 1 Knife

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Taunt: The Schadenfreude

Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Conscientious Objector

Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Copper's Hard Top

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Tam O' Shanter

Level 1 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Nessie's Nine Iron

Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Prairie Heel Biters

Level 15 Spurs

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Summer Shades

Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Lucky No. 42

Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Noise Maker - Fireworks

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Scottish Snarl

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Wrap Battler

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Futankhamun

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Fallen Angel

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Einstein

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Emerald Jarate

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Steel Pipes

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Under Cover

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Intangible Ascot

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Soviet Stitch-Up

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Holy Hunter

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Garlic Flank Stake

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Frontier Flyboy

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Last Breath

Level 13 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Unarmed Combat

Level 1 Severed Arm
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Infernal Impaler

Level 13 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


MONOCULUS!

Level 31 Hat

Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Pomson 6000

Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.

#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Brainiac Hairpiece

Level 1 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest

Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Phlogistinator

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.

#Attrib_BurnDamageEarnsRage
#Attrib_AirblastDisabled

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Moonman Backpack

Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Manniversary Paper Hat

Level 10

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


One-Man Army

Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Outdoorsman

Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Pencil Pusher

Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Buccaneer's Bicorne

Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Scottish Handshake

Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Salty Dog

Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Gym Rat

Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Birdcage

Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Backwards Ballcap

Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Flair!

Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!

Custom decals can be applied to this item.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Surgeon's Stethoscope

Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Photo Badge

Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Swagman's Swatter

Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Virtual Reality Headset

Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Stereoscopic Shades

Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Cremator's Conscience

Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Ornament Armament

Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest

Level 15 Badge
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that
declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on
God's Earth.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Head Warmer

Level 1
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Itsy Bitsy Spyer

Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Wrap Assassin

Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.

#Attrib_BatLaunchesOrnaments

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Kringle Collection

Level 1 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Big Elfin Deal

Level 1 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Bootie Time

Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Holiday Punch

Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
#Attrib_CritForcesLaugh
#Attrib_CritFromBehind
#Attrib_TickleEnemiesWieldingSameWeapon
#Attrib_CritDoesNoDamage

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Festive Flame Thrower

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Festive Stickybomb Launcher

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Festive Medi Gun

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Festive Knife

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Holiday Headcase

Level 1
Merry Smissmas, everyone! May all your miscellaneous holidays be happy
(or somber, depending on your cultural traditions) with this
ultra-rare TF item, donated by Steam User BANG!


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Stocking Stuffer

Level 1 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Ebenezer

Level 1
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Boston Boom-Bringer

Level 1 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.

(1)

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Snapped Pupil

Level 1 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Black Rose

Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Decal Tool

Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Decal Tool

Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Decal Tool

Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Decal Tool

Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Conquistador

Level 1
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Aladdin's Private Reserve

Level 1 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Lucky Shot

Level 1
Let's see you do that again, Private.

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Brown Bomber

Level 1
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.


( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Festive Rocket Launcher

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Festive Scattergun

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


B.M.O.C.

Level 1
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Festive Sniper Rifle

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Festive Wrench

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Festive Bat

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Festive Minigun

Level 1

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )




Level 1


Pistol

Level 1 Pistol




Level 1


Taunt: The Director's Vision

Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Original

Level 5 Rocket Launcher


Gunboats

Level 10 Boots

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Vintage Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe


Chieftain's Challenge

Level 45 Hat


Gentle Manne's Service Medal

Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.



Taunt: The Director's Vision

Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Degreaser

Level 10 Flame Thrower

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Powerjack

Level 5 Sledgehammer

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Attendant

Level 57 Hat

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Taunt: The Director's Vision

Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )




Level 1


Chargin' Targe

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.



Genuine Half-Zatoichi

Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill



Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe

Level 44 Hat


Taunt: The Director's Vision

Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )




Level 1


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Fists

Level 1 Fists


Vintage Hound Dog

Level 18 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.



Taunt: The Director's Vision

Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Pistol

Level 1 Pistol


"Golden Wrench #ololol"

Level 1 Wrench


Unusual Safe'n'Sound

Level 29 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!

#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Vintage Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun




Level 1


Bonesaw

Level 1 Bonesaw


Unusual Ze Goggles

Level 28 Glasses
Nothing
#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Taunt: The Director's Vision

Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Machina

Level 5 Sniper Rifle


Darwin's Danger Shield

Level 10 Shield

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Vintage Tribalman's Shiv

Level 5 Kukri


Vintage Trophy Belt

Level 21 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.



Noise Maker - TF Birthday

Level 5 Party Favor


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Revolver

Level 1 Revolver




Level 1


Vintage Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch


Unusual Backbiter's Billycock

Level 85 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.

#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Noise Maker - TF Birthday

Level 5 Party Favor


( Not Tradable or Marketable )




Level 1


Pistol

Level 1 Pistol




Level 1


Taunt: The Director's Vision

Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Original

Level 5 Rocket Launcher


Gunboats

Level 10 Boots

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Vintage Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe


Chieftain's Challenge

Level 45 Hat


Gentle Manne's Service Medal

Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.



Taunt: The Director's Vision

Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Degreaser

Level 10 Flame Thrower

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Powerjack

Level 5 Sledgehammer

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Attendant

Level 57 Hat

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Taunt: The Director's Vision

Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )




Level 1


Chargin' Targe

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.



Genuine Half-Zatoichi

Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill



Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe

Level 44 Hat


Taunt: The Director's Vision

Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )




Level 1


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Fists

Level 1 Fists


Vintage Hound Dog

Level 18 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.



Taunt: The Director's Vision

Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Pistol

Level 1 Pistol


"Golden Wrench #ololol"

Level 1 Wrench


Unusual Safe'n'Sound

Level 29 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!

#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Vintage Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun




Level 1


Bonesaw

Level 1 Bonesaw


Unusual Ze Goggles

Level 28 Glasses
Nothing
#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Taunt: The Director's Vision

Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Machina

Level 5 Sniper Rifle


Darwin's Danger Shield

Level 10 Shield

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Vintage Tribalman's Shiv

Level 5 Kukri


Vintage Trophy Belt

Level 21 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.



Noise Maker - TF Birthday

Level 5 Party Favor


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Revolver

Level 1 Revolver


Vintage Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch




Level 1


Unusual Backbiter's Billycock

Level 85 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.

#Attrib_AttachedParticle


Noise Maker - TF Birthday

Level 5 Party Favor


( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Summary

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Item Summary

Item TypeCount
Normal612
Hats241
Misc111
Metal14 items worth 98 scrap
Total978

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