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Medusa
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1/40
Scout
(433 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(433 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(420 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(420 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(522 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(522 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(406 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(406 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(420 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(420 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(382 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(382 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(385 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(385 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(363 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(363 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(365 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(365 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 29 Hat
(1)
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 93 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Napper's Respite
Level 74 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 3 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 47 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
(1)
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 69 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 14 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
(1)
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 83 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 38 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 47 Hat
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 37
(1)
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 31
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 92 Hat
(1)
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 36 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 12 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
(1)
Vintage Camera Beard
(equipped)
Level 62 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
(1)
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 48 Hat
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 74 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 83 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 63 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 94 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 73 Hat
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 83
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
(1)
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 44 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 28 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 46 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 53 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 46 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 48 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 67 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 91 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
(equipped)
Level 81 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 35 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
(1)
Vintage Mining Light
Level 52
For Engineers with bright ideas.
(1)
Max's Severed Head
Level 1 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
(1)
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 77 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
(equipped)
Level 79 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Lumbricus Lid
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 70 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 84 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 60 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 72 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Attendant
Level 70 Hat
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 70 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Familiar Fez
Level 50 Hat
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 19 Hat
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 55 Hat
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Old Guadalajara
Level 41 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Sober Stuntman
Level 29 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 43 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 68 Hat
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 86 Hat
Milkman
Level 2 Hat
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 3 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 89 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 48 Hat
Scotch Bonnet
Level 93 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 86 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Hard Counter
Level 25 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 35 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Vintage Hotrod
Level 33 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 96 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 62 Glasses
Nothing
Bombing Run
Level 87 Hat
Death from above!
Vintage Hound Dog
Level 72 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Handyman's Handle
Level 78 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 54 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Stout Shako
Level 11 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 11 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 36 Hat
Carouser's Capotain
Level 16 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 33 Hat
Pugilist's Protector
Level 7 Hat
Vintage Wrangler
(equipped)
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
(1)
(1065353216)
Vintage Backburner
(equipped)
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased
#Attrib_WpnBurnDmg_Reduced
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_DmgTaken_Increased
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
Vintage
Level 10
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
(1)
Vintage Flare Gun
(equipped)
Level 10 Flare Gun
(1065353216)
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Increased
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing
(1065353216)
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction
(1)
Vintage
(equipped)
Level 5
(1)
Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
(1)
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
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Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
(1)
(1)
Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
#Attrib_CaptureValue_Increased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Increased
Vintage Blutsauger
(equipped)
Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 100 Medi Gun
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost
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Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
#Attrib_PreserveUbercharge
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
Vintage
(equipped)
Level 81
#Attrib_AddUber_OnHit_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
(1065353216)
Vintage
Level 10
(1065353216)
(1)
Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_JarateDuration
#Attrib_SniperCharge_Per_Sec
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Increased
(1)
Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Vintage Jarate
(equipped)
Level 47 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_BackstabShield
(1)
Vintage
(equipped)
Level 94
#Attrib_RevolverUseHitLocations
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_AddCloakOnHit
#Attrib_CloakConsumeRate_Decreased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise
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Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate
Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
(1)
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
(equipped)
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 92 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 97 Lunch Box
(1065353216)
(1)
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
(1065353216)
(1)
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
(1)
Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
(1)
(1.4)
(1.4)
(1.2)
Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Level 42
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
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Vintage Natascha
(equipped)
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Increased
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
(equipped)
Level 90 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
Vintage
(equipped)
Level 99
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(1)
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth
(1065353216)
(1)
Vintage
(equipped)
Level 5
#Attrib_SentryKilledRevenge
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
(1065353216)
Mercenary
(equipped)
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
(1)
Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
override projectile type (1096810496)
#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Decreased
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap
Level 4 Craft Item
This is metal scrap taken from the Horseless Headless Horsemann. It
whispers faintly...'heads'...
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
(1)
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
(1)
Noise Maker - Witch
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Gremlin
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Werewolf
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Stabby
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Black Cat
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Banshee
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 92 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
(1065353216)
Treasure Hat
Level 15 Hat
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Flipped Trilby
Level 74 Hat
Détective Noir
Level 100 Hat
Blighted Beak
Level 20 Hat
Madame Dixie
Level 63 Hat
Defiant Spartan
Level 64
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 34
Coupe D'isaster
Level 83 Hat
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 46 Hat
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 16 Hat
Industrial Festivizer
Level 30
Exquisite Rack
Level 94
Le Party Phantom
Level 2
Prancer's Pride
Level 93 Hat
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 20
Larrikin Robin
Level 63 Hat
Buckaroos Hat
Level 25 Hat
German Gonzila
Level 27 Hat
Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal
#Attrib_HealthRegen
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
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Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
(1)
Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_AimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
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(1)
Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DmgFromRanged_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgFromMelee_Increased
#Attrib_DeployTime_Increased
Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
#Attrib_StickyAirBurstMode
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
(1)
Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeTime_Increase
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
(0.25)
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Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced
Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_DropHealthPackOnKill
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Increased
Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss
Jag
Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
(equipped)
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
(equipped)
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
The Superfan
Level 10
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
(1)
Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
(1)
Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
(1)
Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Genuine Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_Honorbound
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Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death
#Attrib_MarkForDeath
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
#Attrib_HealthRegen
(1)
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
#Attrib_Sanguisuge
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
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Vintage Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_Honorbound
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Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
#Attrib_Sanguisuge
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
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Vintage Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death
#Attrib_MarkForDeath
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Vintage Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
#Attrib_HealthRegen
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Noise Maker - Bell
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Gong
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Magnanimous Monarch
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Benefactor's Kanmuri
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Chief
Level 90 Hat
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 79 Hat
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
(1)
Resurrection Associate Pin
Level 13 Badge
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
(1)
Honcho's Headgear
Level 5 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 82 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
Grimm Hatte
Level 81 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 57 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Private Eye
Level 45 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
Big Country
Level 50
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
Googly Gazer
Level 63 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
Reggaelator
Level 99 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 47
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 78 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
Teddy Roosebelt
(equipped)
Level 89 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth
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SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
Genuine Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss
Genuine Hero's Tail
Level 1 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
Dead Cone #22
Level 73 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Furious Fukaamigasa #61
Level 63 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doctor's Sack #94
Level 86 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doctor's Sack #50
Level 43 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
Connoisseur's Cap #21
Level 99 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brain Bucket #7
Level 11 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brain Bucket #77
Level 13 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hetman's Headpiece #23
Level 28 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Janissary Ketche #92
Level 64 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Western Wear #81
Level 4 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
Western Wear #11
Level 97 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hero's Tail #97
Level 42 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sign of the Wolf's School #55
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hottie's Hoodie #11
Level 30
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ol' Geezer #78
Level 70 Hat
Get off mah land!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hero's Hachimaki #32
Level 82 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Large Luchadore #30
Level 75 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Large Luchadore #89
Level 67 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
Crocleather Slouch #39
Level 87
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Conjurer's Cowl #14
Level 82 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Planeswalker Helm #8
Level 62 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Planeswalker Goggles #2
Level 88 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cosa Nostra Cap #62
Level 58 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cosa Nostra Cap #4
Level 38 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Desert Marauder #13
Level 94 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sultan's Ceremonial #7
Level 13 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bonk Boy #24
Level 22 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Fancy Dress Uniform #26
Level 28 Uniform
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fancy Dress Uniform #3
Level 88 Uniform
#Attrib_MakersMark
Made Man #7
Level 30 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pocket Medic #57
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pocket Medic #4
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Team Captain #25
Level 58 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Capo's Capper #13
Level 51 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Jumper's Jeepcap #3
Level 65 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Jumper's Jeepcap #7
Level 51 Hat
Armored Authority #39
Level 30 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Copper's Hard Top #2
Level 9
#Attrib_MakersMark
Security Shades #2
Level 1 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #6
Level 53 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
Grenadier Helm
Level 1
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
Ninja Cowl
Level 1
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
Void Monk Hair
Level 1
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
#41753
Level 72
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration
#Attrib_MakersMark
#58
Level 50
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration
#Attrib_MakersMark
Level 70
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description
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Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 1 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 15 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 4 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 1 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Robot Running Man
Level 9
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
Stealth Steeler
Level 24
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
U-clank-a
Level 6
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
Battery Bandolier
Level 59
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
Tin Pot
Level 15
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
Bolted Bushman
Level 62
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 49
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
Tin-1000
Level 36
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Medic Mech-bag
Level 36
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
Strange Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
Strange
Level 10
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Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
Russian Rocketeer #7
Level 43
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Awesomenauts Badge #72
Level 29 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
War Pig #63
Level 53
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Soldier's Stogie #4
Level 9 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hat of Cards #5
Level 38
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pocket Purrer #5
Level 75 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Medi-Mask #6
Level 22 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teufort Tooth Kicker #54
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyrotechnic Tote #7
Level 69 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Archimedes
Level 6
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
Archimedes #13
Level 7
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bearded Bombardier #9
Level 55 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
#Attrib_MakersMark
Soviet Gentleman #7
Level 48 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
#Attrib_MakersMark
Track Terrorizer #5
Level 77 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Koala Compact #6
Level 57 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine
Level 1
#Attrib_Sapper_Degenerates_Buildings
#Attrib_Sapper_Damage_Penalty
Genuine
Level 1
Genuine
Level 1
Genuine
Level 1
#Attrib_CritVsWet
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Genuine
Level 1
#Attrib_Ring_Of_Fire_While_Aiming
#Attrib_Uses_Ammo_While_Aiming
Genuine
Level 1
Genuine
Level 1
Genuine
Level 1
#Attrib_Cleaver_Description
#Attrib_CritVsStunned
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
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Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
AWPer Hand #61
Level 1
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lacking Moral Fiber Mask #13
Level 12 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ham Shank #6
Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
Wilson Weave #9
Level 59 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tuxxy #10
Level 76 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tuxxy
Level 46 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
Unknown Item 1040 #22
Level 81
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1039 #16
Level 57
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1038 #5
Level 89
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Lacking Moral Fiber Mask
Level 1 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Freedom Staff #8
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Foppish Physician #4
Level 37 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Distinguished Rogue #4
Level 6 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
#Attrib_MakersMark
King of Scotland Cape #8
Level 15 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
#Attrib_RageGainOnKill
#Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
#Attrib_SniperRageDisplayOnly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Bodyshot_Negative
Smissmas Wreath #6
Level 60 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
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Antlers #8
Level 18
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
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Crafty Hair #6
Level 31 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
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Genuine Area 451
Level 1
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
Genuine Vigilant Pin
Level 1 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
Stovepipe Sniper Shako #13
Level 20
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
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Vigilant Pin #12
Level 88 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
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Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
Menpo #7
Level 91 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
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Hanger-On Hood
Level 81
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your
complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the
stomach for dressing up like a moth.
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Flunkyware
Level 60 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
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Flight of the Monarch
Level 73 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.
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Lone Star #76
Level 12
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
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K-9 Mane #36
Level 32
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
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Area 451 #32
Level 3
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
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Genuine Chief Constable
Level 1
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
Genuine That '70s Chapeau
Level 1
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
Genuine Deadliest Duckling
Level 1 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
Genuine Quäckenbirdt
Level 1 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.
Genuine Siberian Sophisticate
Level 1 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
Genuine Hitt Mann Badge
Level 1 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
Chief Constable #9
Level 92
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
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That '70s Chapeau #6
Level 2
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
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Deadliest Duckling #10
Level 73 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reindoonicorn #93
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
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Reindoonicorn #87
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
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Reindoonicorn #95
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
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Reindoonicorn #8
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
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Reindoonicorn #26
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
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Reindoonicorn #90
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
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Reindoonicorn #47
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
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Reindoonicorn #64
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
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Reindoonicorn #51
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
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Reindoonicorn #84
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
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Reindoonicorn #2
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
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Reindoonicorn #3
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
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Reindoonicorn #7
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
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Reindoonicorn #44
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
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Reindoonicorn #39
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
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Reindoonicorn #91
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
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Reindoonicorn #40
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
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Reindoonicorn #65
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
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Reindoonicorn #52
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
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Reindoonicorn #86
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
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Reindoonicorn #19
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
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Reindoonicorn #33
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
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Reindoonicorn #17
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
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Reindoonicorn #9
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
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Reindoonicorn #5
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
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Reindoonicorn #11
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
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Reindoonicorn #29
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
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Reindoonicorn #61
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
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Reindoonicorn #98
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
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Reindoonicorn #99
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
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Reindoonicorn #15
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
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Reindoonicorn #62
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
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Reindoonicorn #22
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
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Reindoonicorn #36
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
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Reindoonicorn #23
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
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Reindoonicorn #38
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
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Reindoonicorn #73
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
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Reindoonicorn #89
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reindoonicorn #100
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
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Reindoonicorn #72
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
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#Attrib_MakersMark
Reindoonicorn #16
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reindoonicorn #60
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reindoonicorn #34
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reindoonicorn #57
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reindoonicorn #27
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reindoonicorn #18
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reindoonicorn #49
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reindoonicorn #3000
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
Reindoonicorn #1500
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reindoonicorn #999
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hunger Force #58
Level 3 Shirt
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little
you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have
absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Carl #13
Level 1 Hair
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the
unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long
flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness
wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you
the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Aqua Flops #3
Level 80 Flip-Flops
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a
little taste of the tropics?
#Attrib_MakersMark
Nose Candy #8
Level 57 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
#Attrib_MakersMark
DethKapp #7
Level 45
For centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of
who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally
answers that age-old mystery: It was you!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rail Spikes #10
Level 68 Spikes
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're
cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits
welded onto the round bits.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brock's Locks #7
Level 26 Hair
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased,
tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from
your lower back and buttocks years ago.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Steel Songbird
Level 1
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
Genuine Person in the Iron Mask
Level 1
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
Genuine Whale Bone Charm
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
Whale Bone Charm #16
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Quäckenbirdt #51
Level 3 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hitt Mann Badge #4
Level 71 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Siberian Sophisticate #9
Level 38 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pounding Father #5
Level 45
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Blind Justice #10
Level 9 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Person in the Iron Mask #7
Level 38
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sydney Straw Boat #5
Level 78
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doe-Boy #8
Level 80
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Steel Songbird #7
Level 11
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vox Diabolus #55
Level 1
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Vox Diabolus
Level 1
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
Genuine Doe-Boy
Level 1
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
Genuine Blind Justice
Level 1 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
What's in the Companion Square Box?
Level 1 Package
Open the Companion Square Box to reveal its contents.
What's in the Companion Square Box?
Level 1 Package
Open the Companion Square Box to reveal its contents.
What's in the Sandvich Box?
Level 1 Package
Open the Sandvich Box to reveal its contents.
What's in the Sandvich Box?
Level 1 Package
Open the Sandvich Box to reveal its contents.
What's in the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box?
Level 1 Package
Open the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box to reveal its contents.
What's in the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box?
Level 1 Package
Open the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box to reveal its contents.
Genuine TF2VRH
Level 12 Headset
So long, squares! Take a hike, triangles! Introducing the Team
Fortress 2 Very Rectangular Headset, which brings hundreds of decades
of rectangle research and technology to the absolute forefront of your
face.
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Genuine TF2VRH
Level 97 Headset
So long, squares! Take a hike, triangles! Introducing the Team
Fortress 2 Very Rectangular Headset, which brings hundreds of decades
of rectangle research and technology to the absolute forefront of your
face.
(1)
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Genuine Triple A Badge
Level 20 Badge
The letter "a" is a great letter. We like it so much, we stuck it on a
badge. And we thought this gas mask guy looked neat, so we put him on
there too. We're going with our guts; it's working out pretty well.
Our guts feel like the next item we ship will be...a hat of some kind.
Yeah. We're feeling really good about this.
Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
Reindoonicorn #45
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reindoonicorn #5000
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reindoonicorn #2222
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reindoonicorn #111
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reindoonicorn #63
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reindoonicorn #10
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30058 #6
Level 81
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Unknown Item 30058
Level 1
Genuine Heroic Companion Badge
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
Heroic Companion Badge #12
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Combat Medic's Crusher Cap
Level 1
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
Combat Medic's Crusher Cap #3
Level 46
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bat Outta Hell #5
Level 5 Skull Bat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Conscientious Objector #4
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
#Attrib_HealthRegen
(1)
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
#Attrib_Sanguisuge
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
(1065353216)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 73 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
(1)
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 19 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 66 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
The Superfan
Level 10
The Superfan
Level 10
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
(1)
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
(1)
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
(1)
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
(1)
Manmelter #9
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
(1065353216)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Phlogistinator #7
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
#Attrib_BurnDamageEarnsRage
#Attrib_AirblastDisabled
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
(1065353216)
Moonman Backpack #1
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Eureka Effect #8
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
#Attrib_AltFireTeleportToSpawn
#Attrib_CannotPickUpBuildings
#Attrib_RepairRate_Decreased
(1065353216)
(0.5)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pomson 6000 #4
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brainiac Hairpiece #6
Level 53 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bubble Pipe #5
Level 27
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brainiac Goggles #5
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Third Degree #58
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
#Attrib_DamageAllConnected
#Attrib_MakersMark
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
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(1.9)
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Genuine Bolgan
Level 1
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
Genuine Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
Genuine Warsworn Helmet
Level 1
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
Genuine Bushman's Boonie
Level 1
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
Genuine Battle Bob
Level 1
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
Genuine Merc Medal
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
Merc Medal #10
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
(1)
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
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Conquistador
Level 77
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bolgan
Level 53
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lucky Shot
Level 42
Let's see you do that again, Private.
Bolgan Family Crest
Level 52 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Snapped Pupil
Level 20 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
Battle Bob
Level 79
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bushman's Boonie
Level 21
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 35 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Warsworn Helmet
Level 35
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
Unusual Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 32 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 25 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Pyro's Beanie
Level 62 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unusual Pyro's Beanie
Level 59 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unusual Pyro's Beanie
Level 44 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unusual Hottie's Hoodie
Level 62
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Hottie's Hoodie
Level 68
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Hottie's Hoodie
Level 66
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 60 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 71 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Pyro's Beanie
Level 18 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unusual Pyro's Beanie
Level 20 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unusual Pyro's Beanie
Level 53 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unusual Hottie's Hoodie
Level 19
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Hottie's Hoodie
Level 54
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 45 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 29 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 91 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 21 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Pyro's Beanie
Level 10 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unusual Pyro's Beanie
Level 57 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unusual Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 64 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Hottie's Hoodie
Level 13
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Hottie's Hoodie
Level 4
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Hottie's Hoodie
Level 15
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 46 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 63 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 98 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 21 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 33 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 91 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 37 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 99 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Hottie's Hoodie
Level 70
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Hottie's Hoodie
Level 59
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 16 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 78 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 24 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 66 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 67 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 39 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 2 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 11 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 42 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Whoopee Cap
Level 8 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Connoisseur's Cap
Level 75 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Connoisseur's Cap
Level 13 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Connoisseur's Cap
Level 25 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Tough Guy's Toque
Level 25 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Tough Guy's Toque
Level 69 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 46 Hat
Straight outta control point.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 41 Hat
Straight outta control point.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 54 Hat
Straight outta control point.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 64 Hat
Straight outta control point.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 83 Hat
Straight outta control point.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Connoisseur's Cap
Level 94 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Connoisseur's Cap
Level 25 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Connoisseur's Cap
Level 88 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Tough Guy's Toque
Level 66 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Tough Guy's Toque
Level 63 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Tough Guy's Toque
Level 70 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Vintage Tyrolean
Level 48 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Vintage Tyrolean
Level 36 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Vintage Tyrolean
Level 55 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Batter's Helmet
Level 87 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unusual Connoisseur's Cap
Level 31 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Connoisseur's Cap
Level 25 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Connoisseur's Cap
Level 6 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
"Potassium Grillmaster"
Level 1 Hat
"I prefer my victims well done..."
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
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Unusual Tough Guy's Toque
Level 70 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Tough Guy's Toque
Level 44 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Vintage Tyrolean
Level 27 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Vintage Tyrolean
Level 20 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Batter's Helmet
Level 33 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unusual Batter's Helmet
Level 90 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unusual Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 84 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 33 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 65 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 11 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 13 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 9 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 34 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 51 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 53
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Haunted Griffin's Gog
Level 19
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Haunted Frontier Flyboy
Level 38
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Haunted Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 30
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Haunted Emerald Jarate
Level 61
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Haunted Dr. Gogglestache
Level 45
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Haunted Blazing Bull
Level 76
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Haunted Legend of Bugfoot
Level 26
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Haunted Garlic Flank Stake
Level 88
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Haunted Silver Bullets
Level 76
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Haunted Steel Pipes
Level 46
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Haunted B-ankh!
Level 97
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Haunted Holy Hunter
Level 5
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Haunted Can Opener
Level 60
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Haunted Wrap Battler
Level 67
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Haunted Pickled Paws
Level 34
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Haunted Futankhamun
Level 86
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Haunted Tail From the Crypt
Level 81
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Haunted Intangible Ascot
Level 37
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Haunted Scottish Snarl
Level 27
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Haunted Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 57
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Haunted Einstein
Level 13
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Haunted Buzz Killer
Level 93
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Haunted Hair of the Dog
Level 57
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Haunted Fallen Angel
Level 60
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Haunted Under Cover
Level 53
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Haunted Idiot Box
Level 36
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Level 1
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Gift Wrap
Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.
(1)
Something Special For Someone Special
Level 100 Ring
An eternal symbol of affection and commitment and approximately two
months salary.
Gift wrap this and give it to someone dear, giving them the
opportunity to accept your proposal and announce your happiness to the
whole world.
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Cozy Camper #6
Level 10 Backpack
#Attrib_HealthRegen
#Attrib_AimingKnockbackResistance
#Attrib_AimingNoFlinch
#Attrib_SniperAimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_Increased
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Waxy Wayfinder #4
Level 82
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
#Attrib_MakersMark
Nine-Pipe Problem #2
Level 20 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Surgeon's Side Satchel #4
Level 45 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
Genuine Scrap Pack
Level 1 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
Scrap Pack #11
Level 5 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Toss-Proof Towel #6
Level 18 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fruit Shoot #4
Level 87
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 44 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sneaky Spats of Sneaking #11
Level 46 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Front Runner #2
Level 32
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Texas Half-Pants
Level 55 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Liquor Locker #4
Level 28 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Balloonicorn #10
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
#Attrib_MakersMark
Infernal Orchestrina #5
Level 91 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fed-Fightin' Fedora #2
Level 16 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage
Level 63
#Attrib_PyroYearNumber
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing
(1065353216)
Apparatchik's Apparel #6
Level 3 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Liquidator's Lid #5
Level 10 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gentleman's Ushanka #7
Level 80
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Helmet Without a Home #5
Level 9
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Captain's Cocktails #3
Level 16
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Beggar's Bazooka #2
Level 33 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_AutoFiresFullClip
#Attrib_CanOverload
#Attrib_Projectile_Spread_Angle_Negative
#Attrib_NoPrimaryAmmoFromDispensers
#Attrib_MakersMark
Beggar's Bazooka #4
Level 70 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_AutoFiresFullClip
#Attrib_CanOverload
#Attrib_Projectile_Spread_Angle_Negative
#Attrib_NoPrimaryAmmoFromDispensers
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lollichop #36
Level 98 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rainblower #17
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1065353216)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scorch Shot #12
Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_FlaregunPelletsWithKnockback
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
(1065353216)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Baby Face's Blaster #9
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Spread_Positive
#Attrib_HypeOnDamage
#Attrib_HypeResetsOnJump
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol #11
Level 10 Pistol
#Attrib_CancelFallingDamage
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bird-Man of Aberdeen #4
Level 43
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Burning Bongos #5
Level 25 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
#Attrib_MakersMark
Business Casual #6
Level 48 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dillinger's Duffel #7
Level 4 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing
(1065353216)
Genuine Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
HazMat Headcase #5
Level 43 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cleaner's Carbine #40
Level 1 SMG
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
(8)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Idea Tube #26
Level 91 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Level 83
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
Genuine Cross-Comm Express
Level 1
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
Genuine Doublecross-Comm
Level 1
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
Genuine Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 1
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
Genuine Atomic Accolade
Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
Quadwrangler #2
Level 53 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Atomic Accolade #2
Level 97 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Professor's Pineapple #7
Level 48 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #7
Level 32
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cross-Comm Express #5
Level 95
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doublecross-Comm #31
Level 61
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
#Attrib_MakersMark
#6
Level 98
#Attrib_MakersMark
#2
Level 6
#Attrib_MakersMark
#26
Level 11
#Attrib_CritVsWet
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MakersMark
#31
Level 47
#Attrib_Ring_Of_Fire_While_Aiming
#Attrib_Uses_Ammo_While_Aiming
#Attrib_MakersMark
#56
Level 19
#Attrib_Cleaver_Description
#Attrib_CritVsStunned
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
#6
Level 62
#Attrib_MakersMark
#14
Level 86
#Attrib_Sapper_Degenerates_Buildings
#Attrib_Sapper_Damage_Penalty
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
(1065353216)
Strange Lollichop
Level 82 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is
there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
(1)
Strange Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
#Attrib_CritForcesLaugh
#Attrib_CritFromBehind
#Attrib_TickleEnemiesWieldingSameWeapon
#Attrib_CritDoesNoDamage
(1065353216)
Fireproof Secret Diary
Level 1 Secret Diary
It's smoldering a little, but otherwise it seems okay. This thing must
be built out of the same stuff they make ancient astronauts from.
(1)
(0.5)
Strange Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_DamageForceReduction
#Attrib_BootsFallingStomp
(1)
Strange Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
#Attrib_CritKillWillGib
(1065353216)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Part: Full Moon Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill during full moons with that
weapon.
(1)
#8
Level 5
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Manniversary Package
Level 1 Package
From your fine friends at Mann Co., celebrating our one-year
anniversary.
This contains a free sample from our fall lineup and can be opened
from your backpack.
Geisha Boy
Level 59 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Dread Knot
Level 27 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Noh Mercy
Level 65 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Samur-Eye
Level 33 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Tam O' Shanter #2
Level 51 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rogue's Col Roule #3
Level 15 Apparel
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stately Steel Toe #7
Level 60 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prairie Heel Biters #7
Level 15 Spurs
#Attrib_MakersMark
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
()
(0)
()
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Summer Hat
Level 10 Hat
E hele mākou i kahakai.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #4
Level 20 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #38
Level 90 Facial Hair
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
#Attrib_MakersMark
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Pip-Boy #30
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
Wingstick #2
Level 10 Wingstick
#Attrib_MakersMark
Anger #2
Level 10 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
Dragonborn Helmet #6
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
Company Man #3
Level 10 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Nanobalaclava #13
Level 10 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Purity Fist #2
Level 10
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Deus Specs #8
Level 10 Glasses
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Mask of the Shaman #13
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine El Jefe
Level 10 Hat
El Jefe #6
Level 10 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stahlhelm #12
Level 10 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Pilotka #17
Level 10 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Killer Exclusive #9
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Team Captain #3
Level 1 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
#Attrib_MakersMark
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Eviction Notice #36
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_MakersMark
Family Business #14
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tomislav #62
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunNoSpinSounds
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bazaar Bargain #21
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.
#Attrib_MultSniperChargePenalty
#Attrib_MakersMark
Shahanshah #54
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MultDmgBonusWhileHalfDead
#Attrib_MultDmgPenaltyWhileHalfAlive
#Attrib_MakersMark
Splendid Screen #28
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
#Attrib_NoChargeImpactRange
#Attrib_ChargeImpactDamageIncreased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Persian Persuader #31
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_AmmoBecomesHealth
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
(1065353216)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ali Baba's Wee Booties #77
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
(1)
(0.25)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Earner #84
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_AddCloakOnKill
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
(1065353216)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Earner #27
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_AddCloakOnKill
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
(1065353216)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Atomizer #36
Level 10 Bat
#Attrib_AirDashCountIncreased
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
(1065353216)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Soda Popper #34
Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_MakersMark
Market Gardener #33
Level 10 Shovel
#Attrib_CritWhileAirborne
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MakersMark
Winger #90
Level 15 Pistol
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
(1.25)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mantreads #76
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_DamageForceReduction
#Attrib_BootsFallingStomp
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Enforcer #87
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_DmgBonus_Undisguised
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_MakersMark
Disciplinary Action #35
Level 10 Riding Crop
#Attrib_SpeedBuffAlly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_MakersMark
Reserve Shooter #63
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemiesDeploy
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
(1065353216)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Disciplinary Action #83
Level 10 Riding Crop
#Attrib_SpeedBuffAlly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_MakersMark
Detonator #37
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
(1065353216)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponPenetration
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding
Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponChargedShot
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_NoCritBoost
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Increased
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding
Original #49
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
(1)
Liberty Launcher #3
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_MakersMark
Nessie's Nine Iron #47
Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
(1065353216)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
#Attrib_SeeEnemyHealth
Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal
#Attrib_OverhealAmount_Negative
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
#Attrib_ElectricalAirblast
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
(1065353216)
Short Circuit #13
Level 5 Robot Arm
#Attrib_ElectricalAirblast
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
(1065353216)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Diamondback #6
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MakersMark
Machina #37
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
Widowmaker #36
Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
#Attrib_MakersMark
Widowmaker #12
Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dr. Whoa #10
Level 15 Shirt
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
#Attrib_CritKillWillGib
(1065353216)
Genuine Cold War Luchador
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
Genuine Mark of the Saint
Level 20 Badge
Cold War Luchador #6
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mark of the Saint #19
Level 20 Badge
#Attrib_MakersMark
Point and Shoot #4
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
War Head #2
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
Itsy Bitsy Spyer #7
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Salty Dog #5
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hat With No Name #3
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Swagman's Swatter #5
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Backwards Ballcap #11
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Virtual Reality Headset #6
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pencil Pusher #13
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Builder's Blueprints #2
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Couvre Corner #2
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Surgeon's Stahlhelm #8
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Surgeon's Stethoscope #6
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
Counterfeit Billycock #5
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Your Worst Nightmare #16
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spectre's Spectacles #4
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tavish DeGroot Experience #2
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
#Attrib_MakersMark
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #5
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hermes #7
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocodile Smile #5
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Outdoorsman #4
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hot Dogger #6
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Little Buddy #8
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flamboyant Flamenco #3
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
#Attrib_MakersMark
L'Inspecteur #9
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Birdcage #6
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cremator's Conscience #7
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gym Rat #3
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Clan Pride #3
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flair! #6
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Photo Badge #3
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bootlegger #8
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
(1)
(0.25)
#Attrib_MakersMark
One-Man Army #9
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stereoscopic Shades #6
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
Buccaneer's Bicorne #4
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scottish Handshake #7
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Villain's Veil #13
Level 86 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Infernal Impaler #3
Level 13 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Last Breath #4
Level 13 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Apparition's Aspect #6
Level 13 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wanga Prick #11
Level 4 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise
(1065353216)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unarmed Combat #14
Level 32 Severed Arm
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
#Attrib_MakersMark
MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Antique Halloween Goodie Cauldron
Level 1 Package
You can pry open the lid of this cauldron to see what strangeness lies
within... from your backpack... IF YOU DARE.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this
skull-themed hate hat.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
Sharp Dresser #11
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
Dashin' Hashshashin #8
Level 10
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Level 15 Badge
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Earbuds
Level 1 Hat
OSX represent!
(1)
Earbuds
Level 69 Hat
OSX represent!
(1)
Earbuds
Level 42 Hat
OSX represent!
(1)
Spine-Twisting Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your discontent with the living.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unusual Milkman
Level 91 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Unknown Item 30182
Level 22
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
"Heavy's favorite party hat"
Level 20 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
()
Unusual Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 86 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Metal Slug
Level 62 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Tough Guy's Toque
Level 3 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 24 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Ze Goggles
Level 16 Glasses
Nothing
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 21 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 40 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 28 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 72 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Tough Guy's Toque
Level 68 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Tough Guy's Toque
Level 52 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Tough Guy's Toque
Level 4 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Fancy Fedora
Level 13
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unusual Fancy Fedora
Level 39
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unusual Texas Ten Gallon
Level 31 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Texas Ten Gallon
Level 1 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 98 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Tough Guy's Toque
Level 22 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Fancy Fedora
Level 5
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unusual Fancy Fedora
Level 29
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Unusual Fancy Fedora
Level 56
"Back Stabbing with Style!"
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
()
(1)
Unusual Texas Ten Gallon
Level 67 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Texas Ten Gallon
Level 61 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Texas Ten Gallon
Level 68 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this
skull-themed hate hat.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
Spine-Tingling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your dislike for the living.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Max's Severed Head
Level 74 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
(1)
Max's Severed Head
Level 54 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
(1)
Max's Severed Head
Level 61 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
(1)
Max's Severed Head
Level 20 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
(1)
Max's Severed Head
Level 51 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
(1)
Max's Severed Head
Level 83 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
(1)
Max's Severed Head
Level 69 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
(1)
Stocking Stuffer #2
Level 63 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wrap Assassin #4
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
#Attrib_BatLaunchesOrnaments
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Elfin Deal #4
Level 66 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bootie Time #5
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spy-cicle #8
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sandvich Safe #3
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ornament Armament #2
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
#Attrib_MakersMark
All-Father #7
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Holiday Punch #9
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
#Attrib_CritForcesLaugh
#Attrib_CritFromBehind
#Attrib_TickleEnemiesWieldingSameWeapon
#Attrib_CritDoesNoDamage
(1065353216)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Head Warmer #5
Level 67
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Outback Intellectual #6
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brown Bomber #3
Level 3
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Jingle Belt #5
Level 10 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
#Attrib_MakersMark
Kringle Collection #4
Level 95 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Holiday Headcase
Level 100
Merry Smissmas, everyone! May all your miscellaneous holidays be happy
(or somber, depending on your cultural traditions) with this
ultra-rare TF item, donated by Steam User BANG!
(1)
Ebenezer
Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.
(1)
B.M.O.C.
Level 30
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
(1)
Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap
Level 4 Craft Item
This is metal scrap taken from the Horseless Headless Horsemann. It
whispers faintly...'heads'...
Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction
(1)
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Hero's Tail #4
Level 38 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1
(1)
Festive Wrench
Level 1
(1)
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1
(1)
Festive Minigun
Level 1
(1)
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1
(1)
Festive Knife
Level 1
(1)
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1
(1)
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1
(1)
Festive Scattergun
Level 1
(1)
Strange Festive Knife
Level 1
(1)
Strange Festive Wrench
Level 1
(1)
Strange Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1
(1)
Strange Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1
(1)
Strange Festive Bat
Level 1
(1)
Strange Festive Scattergun
Level 1
(1)
Strange Festive Medi Gun
Level 1
(1)
Strange Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1
(1)
Strange Festive Minigun
Level 1
(1)
Strange Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1
(1)
Strange Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer
Strange Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
(1)
(1065353216)
Strange Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Strange
Level 42
Strange Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost
(1065353216)
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
#Attrib_CaptureValue_Increased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Increased
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 100 Lunch Box
(1065353216)
(1)
Level 1
Pilotka #2
Level 10 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
Level 1 Claim Code
This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from
your backpack to claim the code.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unusual Texas Ten Gallon
Level 37 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Napper's Respite
Level 42 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Texas Ten Gallon
Level 17 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Vintage Tyrolean
Level 85 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Connoisseur's Cap
Level 66 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 18 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Napper's Respite
Level 61 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Napper's Respite
Level 8 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Connoisseur's Cap
Level 65 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Connoisseur's Cap
Level 1 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Connoisseur's Cap
Level 9 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Connoisseur's Cap
Level 38 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
"Dead Troublemaer's President Cap"
Level 39 Hat
"Hey, I Just Come Back From The Dead, I'll Return Soon... And You Will
Join Me!!!"
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(3.88)
(0)
()
()
Unusual Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 76 Hat
Straight outta control point.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 1 Hat
Straight outta control point.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 78 Hat
Straight outta control point.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 36 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 10 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Unknown Item 30123
Level 97
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Unknown Item 30175
Level 38
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Unknown Item 30182
Level 39
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Unknown Item 30182
Level 87
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Unknown Item 30091
Level 93
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Le Party Phantom
Level 14
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Officer's Ushanka
Level 96
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 48 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual A Rather Festive Tree
Level 2
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Wraith Wrap
Level 15 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Wraith Wrap
Level 90 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Modest Pile of Hat
Level 47 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Milkman
Level 69 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Unknown Item 30182
Level 4
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Tough Guy's Toque
Level 16 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Bubble Pipe
Level 100
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 61 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Ze Goggles
Level 63 Glasses
Nothing
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Connoisseur's Cap
Level 35 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Unknown Item 30122
Level 55
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1065353216)
Unusual Prancer's Pride
Level 50 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Unknown Item 30127
Level 93
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Bonk Helm
Level 26 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 89 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 52 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Milkman
Level 67 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Metal Slug
Level 50 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Genuine Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap
Level 1
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap #49
Level 87
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides a 2.5 second resistance bubble that blocks 75%
base damage and 100% crit damage of the selected type to the Medic and
Patient.
#Attrib_Medigun_Resists
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Overheal_Fill_Rate_Reduced
(0.1)
(0.75)
(0.03)
(0.1)
(0.75)
(0.75)
(0.1)
(0.75)
(0.01)
Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_Cannonball_Push_Back
override projectile type (1099431936)
#Attrib_Grenade_Launcher_Mortar_Mode
#Attrib_Grenade_Not_Explode_On_Impact
#Attrib_Grenade_Damage_Reduction_On_World_Contact
Genuine Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 76 Hat
Genuine Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 52 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Genuine Officer's Ushanka
Level 34
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Genuine Tyrant's Helm
Level 78 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Genuine Unknown Item 30065
Level 1
vision opt in flags (4)
Genuine Unknown Item 30060
Level 1
Genuine Unknown Item 30059
Level 1
Genuine Unknown Item 30063
Level 1
Genuine Unknown Item 30061
Level 1
Genuine Unknown Item 30062
Level 1
Genuine Unknown Item 30064
Level 1
Unknown Item 1115
Level 100
Unknown Item 1114
Level 64
Unknown Item 1109
Level 77
Unknown Item 1110
Level 15
()
(2.6)
Unknown Item 1118
Level 41
(1)
(50)
(50)
(1065353216)
()
Unknown Item 1111
Level 72
Unknown Item 1112
Level 12
Strange Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
#Attrib_NoChargeImpactRange
#Attrib_ChargeImpactDamageIncreased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
(1)
Strange Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Strange Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Strange Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Strange Bacon Grease
Level 5
Use this on a Frying Pan to make it track the number of enemies you
kill with it. Normal Frying Pans will be upgraded to Strange quality.
(1)
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 26 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ol' Geezer
Level 30 Hat
Get off mah land!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ol' Geezer
Level 59 Hat
Get off mah land!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Apparition's Aspect
Level 13 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
King of Scotland Cape
Level 16 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Fast Learner
Level 68 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Flair!
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that
declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on
God's Earth.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Team Captain
Level 14 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 9 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 61 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Stocking Stuffer
Level 17 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Doctor's Sack
Level 66 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
( Not Usable in Crafting )
RoBro 3000
Level 50 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tribal Bones
Level 67 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 42 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 23 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bombing Run
Level 28 Hat
Death from above!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Grenadier Helm
Level 26
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Distinguished Rogue
Level 79 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Country
Level 44
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Stainless Pot
Level 54 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 66 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Chief
Level 50 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Buckaroos Hat
Level 13 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 43 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 20 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Demoman's Fro
Level 51
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Soldier's Stash
Level 65 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Larrikin Robin
Level 40 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 80 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Madame Dixie
Level 17 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Carouser's Capotain
Level 8 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 61 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Scotch Bonnet
Level 67 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Armored Authority
Level 31 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Geisha Boy
Level 66 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Handyman's Handle
Level 60 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 98 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 25 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pugilist's Protector
Level 79 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Helmet Without a Home
Level 14
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Defiant Spartan
Level 3
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Void Monk Hair
Level 72
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 66 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 32
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Whoopee Cap
Level 57 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 21 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 68
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Flipped Trilby
Level 9 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 83 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 69 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 71 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 3
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 100 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Frenchman's Beret
Level 56 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Anger
Level 10 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Engineer's Cap
Level 25 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hard Counter
Level 29 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Chief
Level 71 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Industrial Festivizer
Level 26
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Old Guadalajara
Level 96 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Batter's Helmet
Level 39 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Professional's Panama
Level 43 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Menpo
Level 46 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 70 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Coffin Kit
Level 52 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 65 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Crone's Dome
Level 32
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Wraith Wrap
Level 92 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sir Hootsalot
Level 30
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Executioner
Level 66
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonedolier
Level 86 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Exorcizor
Level 64 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Spooky Sleeves
Level 97 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Chief Constable
Level 7
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
That '70s Chapeau
Level 89
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 41 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 97 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 90 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Siberian Sophisticate
Level 81 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Fancy Fedora
Level 66
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hitt Mann Badge
Level 30 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Deadliest Duckling
Level 58 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Blighted Beak
Level 82 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 56 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 52 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Football Helmet
Level 4 Hat
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tyrant's Helm
Level 37 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 56 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noh Mercy
Level 88 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Trophy Belt
Level 57 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Officer's Ushanka
Level 55
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Mining Light
Level 9
For Engineers with bright ideas.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Brigade Helm
Level 19 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Le Party Phantom
Level 98
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Desert Marauder
Level 33 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonk Helm
Level 86 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pyro's Beanie
Level 19 Hat
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
One-Man Army
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dread Knot
Level 66 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Elfin Deal
Level 84 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 5 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 76 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Copper's Hard Top
Level 5
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hotrod
Level 20 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Coupe D'isaster
Level 37 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
German Gonzila
Level 30 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Prancer's Pride
Level 21 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 28 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 28 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Détective Noir
Level 60 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Purity Fist
Level 10
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 93 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Captain's Cocktails
Level 66
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Lucky Shot
Level 62
Let's see you do that again, Private.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Conquistador
Level 19
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sober Stuntman
Level 42 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Fruit Shoot
Level 31
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Exquisite Rack
Level 16
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Stately Steel Toe
Level 94 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 29 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ze Goggles
Level 26 Glasses
Nothing
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 95 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Grimm Hatte
Level 63 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 40
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 40
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Large Luchadore
Level 69 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Liquidator's Lid
Level 87 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 1 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Burning Bongos
Level 21 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 65 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Private Eye
Level 41 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 96 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonk Boy
Level 76 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 73 Hat
Straight outta control point.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Capo's Capper
Level 46 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hound Dog
Level 35 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 4
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 16 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Samur-Eye
Level 76 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Napper's Respite
Level 94 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Foppish Physician
Level 46 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dread Knot
Level 86 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 28 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 66 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 69 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 41 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 26 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 74 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 70 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Crocleather Slouch
Level 5
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ninja Cowl
Level 68
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Reggaelator
Level 46 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 11 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Idea Tube
Level 72 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 29 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Backwards Ballcap
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hat With No Name
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 30
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Western Wear
Level 14 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 32
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Made Man
Level 84 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 3 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 95 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Familiar Fez
Level 21 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
RoBro 3000
Level 5 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 44 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 31
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Googly Gazer
Level 11 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 23 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 35 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 23
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Grimm Hatte
Level 34 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Archimedes
Level 99
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 61
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 77 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 88 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Front Runner
Level 41
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Camera Beard
Level 13 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 30
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 28 Uniform
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tam O' Shanter
Level 58 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 3 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Security Shades
Level 6 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Brown Bomber
Level 7
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
K-9 Mane
Level 28
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Villain's Veil
Level 14 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Salty Dog
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 80 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 96 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Jingle Belt
Level 61 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 100 Facial Hair
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Last Breath
Level 13 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
HazMat Headcase
Level 77 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Business Casual
Level 54 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 74 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 64
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Killer's Kabuto
Level 80 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Attendant
Level 48 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Merryweather
Level 49 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Head Warmer
Level 88
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Stout Shako
Level 61 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bubble Pipe
Level 49
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Soldier's Stogie
Level 55 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Milkman
Level 54 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Batter's Helmet
Level 85 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 92 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 10 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Kringle Collection
Level 42 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 64 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Liquor Locker
Level 74 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 12 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 63 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Snapped Pupil
Level 10 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Texas Half-Pants
Level 60 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Barnstormer
Level 64
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
Mutton Mann
Level 73 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
Doc's Holiday
Level 68 Apparel
Comes in "Fever", "Flu", and "Virus" styles, depending on the epidemic
you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 34 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
Digit Divulger
Level 97 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 24
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
Der Wintermantel
Level 56 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 3
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
Cold Killer
Level 47
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
Cool Breeze
Level 43 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
Cut Throat Concierge
Level 18 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
Faerie Solitaire Pin #5
Level 82 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Faerie Solitaire Pin
Level 1 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
Genuine Cockfighter
Level 10
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker
with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
Cockfighter #9
Level 10
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker
with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Buck Turner All-Stars
Level 1 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record
for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to
escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes.
Both his feet were later amputated.
Buck Turner All-Stars #5
Level 100 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record
for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to
escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes.
Both his feet were later amputated.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brütal Bouffant #6
Level 76 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Strange Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5
#Attrib_SentryKilledRevenge
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
(1)
(1065353216)
Strange Festive Buff Banner
Level 5
(1)
(1)
Strange Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42
(1)
Strange Festive Ambassador
Level 5
#Attrib_RevolverUseHitLocations
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
(1)
Strange Festive Ubersaw
Level 10
#Attrib_AddUber_OnHit_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
(1)
(1065353216)
Strange Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
(1)
(1)
Strange Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1
(1)
Strange Festive Sandvich
Level 1
(1)
(1065353216)
(1)
Strange Festive Huntsman
Level 10
override projectile type (1100480512)
(1)
(1065353216)
(1)
Genuine Glengarry Bonnet
Level 50 Hat
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5
#Attrib_SentryKilledRevenge
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
(1)
(1065353216)
Festive Buff Banner
Level 5
(1)
(1)
Festive Ambassador
Level 5
#Attrib_RevolverUseHitLocations
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
(1)
Festive Sandvich
Level 1
(1)
(1065353216)
(1)
Festive Ubersaw
Level 10
#Attrib_AddUber_OnHit_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
(1)
(1065353216)
Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42
(1)
Festive Huntsman
Level 10
override projectile type (1100480512)
(1)
(1065353216)
(1)
Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1
(1)
Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
(1)
(1)
Genuine Brigade Helm
Level 82 Hat
Exorcizor
Level 79 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spooky Sleeves
Level 61 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 91 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wraith Wrap
Level 36 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spooky Shoes
Level 26 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crone's Dome
Level 31
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scarecrow
Level 25 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bonedolier
Level 17 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coffin Kit
Level 7 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Executioner
Level 96
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
Doc's Holiday #7
Level 46 Apparel
Comes in "Fever", "Flu", and "Virus" styles, depending on the epidemic
you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Winter Wonderland Wrap #7
Level 52 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prize Plushy #8
Level 81 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tough Stuff Muffs #10
Level 51
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Grizzled Growth #7
Level 66 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Der Wintermantel #5
Level 48 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cool Breeze #3
Level 61 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Heavy's Hockey Hair #10
Level 40 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Soldier's Slope Scopers #9
Level 25
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Barnstormer #5
Level 67
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mutton Mann #9
Level 75 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cut Throat Concierge #5
Level 8 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cold Killer #3
Level 28
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Merc's Muffler #9
Level 2 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Digit Divulger #6
Level 21 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Last Straw #8
Level 5
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Prize Plushy
Level 1 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
Genuine Last Straw
Level 1
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
Genuine Grizzled Growth
Level 1 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!
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Genuine Tomb Wrapper
Level 1 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
Tomb Wrapper #3
Level 53 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Croft's Crest
Level 1 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
Croft's Crest #5
Level 100 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Fortune Hunter
Level 1 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
Fortune Hunter #7
Level 5 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
#Attrib_MakersMark
RoBro 3000
Level 78 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Fast Learner
Level 86 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!
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Unknown Item 1113
Level 85
Unknown Item 1106
Level 33
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Level 87
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Level 76
Unknown Item 1117
Level 28
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Unknown Item 1107
Level 97
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Unknown Item 5772
Level 1
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Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Unknown Item 5718
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 1122
Level 1
(2014)
(1)
(1)
Genuine Unknown Item 1067
Level 35
Genuine Unknown Item 1097
Level 22
Genuine Unknown Item 30469
Level 71
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5
(1)
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5
(1)
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5
(1)
Strange Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 23
Strange Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 21
Strange Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 7
Strange Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 2
Strange Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 3
Strange Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 3
Level 1
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 5
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 2
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 4
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 4
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 29
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 16
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 2
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 3
Level 1
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Level 107
Strange Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Level 29
Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Level 11
Strange Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Level 9
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Level 1
Strange Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Level 10
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Level 6
Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Level 6
Strange Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.II
Level 24
Unknown Item 1103
Level 89
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
#Attrib_Spread_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
(1)
Strange Diamond Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 91
Strange Diamond Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 6
Strange Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 34
Strange Diamond Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 33
Strange Diamond Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Diamond Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 2
Strange Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 98
Strange Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 28
Strange Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1
Unknown Item 1151
Level 70
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Strange Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 2
Strange Blood Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 2
Strange Blood Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 4
Strange Blood Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Blood Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 3
Strange Blood Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Blood Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Blood Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 3
Strange Blood Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 2
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Strange Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Level 7
Strange Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Level 18
Strange Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Level 1
Strange Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Level 1
Strange Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Level 1
Strange Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.II
Level 72
Strange Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Level 1
Strange Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Level 3
Strange Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Level 31
Unusual Unknown Item 30479
Level 72
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1)
Strange Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 2
Strange Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 4
Strange Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 9
Strange Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 4
Unusual Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 69 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Strange Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 2
Strange Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 8
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 14
Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 12
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 13
Strange Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 11
Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 7
Unusual Napper's Respite
Level 68 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 17 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Milkman
Level 71 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Milkman
Level 7 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 35 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Engineer's Cap
Level 80 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
"15 Minutes of Flame"
Level 19
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
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Unusual Hustler's Hallmark
Level 93 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Unknown Item 1112
Level 15
(3005)
Unusual Unknown Item 1112
Level 25
(3001)
Unusual Unknown Item 1112
Level 86
(3006)
Unusual Unknown Item 1112
Level 53
(3003)
Unusual Unknown Item 30175
Level 36
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Unknown Item 30097
Level 55
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Unknown Item 30182
Level 54
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(-4.83)
(1065353216)
Unusual Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 87 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1065353216)
Unusual Front Runner
Level 70
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Unknown Item 30162
Level 23
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Unknown Item 30162
Level 12
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 75 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
#Attrib_HalloweenSpell_Footstep
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Milkman
Level 69 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 74 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 28 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
FR-0
Level 5 Hat
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic '70s film
"Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 97 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 28 Hat
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of
Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must
kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep
boop kill all humans!
Mecha-Medes
Level 83
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when
Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met
his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried
Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 45 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
Tungsten Toque
Level 43 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
Steel Shako
Level 71 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
Galvanized Gibus
Level 67 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
Bolted Bicorne
Level 81 Hat
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a
human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if
they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your
move, parrots.
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 97 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
Bonk Leadwear
Level 74 Hat
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by
mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932,
American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this
mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 10 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
Broadband Bonnet
Level 93 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 37 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
Teddy Robobelt
Level 16 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
Firewall Helmet
Level 79 Hat
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better
hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why?
The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool
and refreshed, probably.
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 2 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
Metal Slug
Level 56 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
Pure Tin Capotain
Level 85 Hat
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you
could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger?
Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention
since the electric can opener.
Gridiron Guardian
Level 88 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 70 Hat
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained
urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through
a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
Steam Pipe
Level 84 Pipe
Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the
harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and
dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman
Dracula glasses!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Megapixel Beard
Level 21 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to
have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
Practitioner's Processing Mask
Level 96
Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This
handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of
soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
Rusty Reaper
Level 26 Hat
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint
something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 47 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 37 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 84 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
Electric Escorter
Level 78 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
Bot Dogger
Level 95 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
Scrap Sack
Level 18 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an
eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
Letch's LED
Level 97 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 59 Hat
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come
by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats
out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt
cactuses.
Virus Doctor
Level 6 Hat
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler,
or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you
look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver
and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
Halogen Head Lamp
Level 6 Hat
This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor's head mirror by
replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be
seen from space. Peer inside your patients' disease-riddled ears,
noses and throats from a safe distance.
Data Mining Light
Level 6 Hat
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing
away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how
tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not
wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
Soldered Sensei
Level 3 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 42 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
Bolted Bombardier
Level 70 Facial Hair
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his
beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and
they want to talk to you.
Titanium Towel
Level 100 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered
in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you
slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
Base Metal Billycock
Level 85 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
Battery Canteens
Level 75
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid.
#Attrib_PowerupCharges
#Attrib_PowerupMaxCharges
#Attrib_PowerupDuration
Plumber's Pipe
Level 81 Hat
Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes
with pipe, length of wire.
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 16 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
HDMI Patch
Level 7 Photograph
Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide
Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your
friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face.
Plug-In Prospector
Level 75 Hat
Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend you're a grizzled,
cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of
nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of
3047.
Byte'd Beak
Level 20 Hat
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day
masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for
dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
Timeless Topper
Level 63 Hat
Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that
decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper's built for
the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core
of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers.
Googol Glass Eyes
Level 83 Hat
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the
stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean
hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
Bolted Birdcage
Level 87 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 8 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug.
Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something
in your mouth that is on fire.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Bunsen Brave
Level 78 Hat
Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction
of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native
Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame
temperature of 3100 °C.
Bolt Boy
Level 43 Hat
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to
an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's
also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on
here even we don't know what to make of it.
Filamental
Level 90 Hat
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only
your electrician knows for sure!
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Level 28
Unknown Item 30082
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Unknown Item 30089
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Unknown Item 30073
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Unknown Item 30097
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Unknown Item 30116
Level 35
Unknown Item 30078
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Unknown Item 30087
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Unknown Item 30086
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Unknown Item 30117
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Unknown Item 30069
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Unknown Item 30072
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Level 86
Unknown Item 30075
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Unknown Item 30130
Level 54
Unknown Item 30083
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Unknown Item 30090
Level 57
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Unknown Item 30124
Level 67
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Unknown Item 30079
Level 35
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Level 95
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Unknown Item 30173
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Unknown Item 30178
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Unknown Item 30187
Level 71
Unknown Item 30163
Level 74
Unknown Item 30172
Level 95
Unknown Item 30170
Level 48
Unknown Item 30180
Level 14
Unknown Item 30177
Level 89
Unknown Item 30176
Level 97
Unknown Item 30179
Level 58
Unknown Item 30169
Level 96
Unknown Item 30189
Level 14
Unknown Item 30190
Level 26
Unknown Item 30183
Level 2
Unknown Item 30182
Level 43
Unknown Item 30167
Level 79
Unknown Item 30168
Level 11
Unknown Item 30175
Level 74
Unknown Item 30162
Level 91
Unknown Item 30165
Level 73
Unknown Item 30185
Level 46
Unknown Item 30164
Level 66
Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
(1065353216)
Level 42
Level 5
#Attrib_SentryKilledRevenge
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
(1065353216)
Beggar's Bazooka
Level 32 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_AutoFiresFullClip
#Attrib_CanOverload
#Attrib_Projectile_Spread_Angle_Negative
#Attrib_NoPrimaryAmmoFromDispensers
Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
#Attrib_HealthRegen
(1)
Level 42
Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Unknown Item 6065
Level 1
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
(1)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeTime_Increase
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
(0.25)
(1065353216)
Unusual Unknown Item 30162
Level 13
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Haunted Unknown Item 30203
Level 25
Haunted Unknown Item 30214
Level 34
Haunted Unknown Item 30259
Level 38
Haunted Unknown Item 30194
Level 82
Haunted Unknown Item 30206
Level 74
Haunted Unknown Item 30237
Level 76
()
Haunted Unknown Item 30298
Level 29
Haunted Unknown Item 30225
Level 62
Haunted Unknown Item 30226
Level 69
Haunted Unknown Item 30283
Level 37
Haunted Unknown Item 30197
Level 15
()
Haunted Unknown Item 30219
Level 22
Haunted Unknown Item 30265
Level 32
Haunted Unknown Item 30302
Level 44
Haunted Unknown Item 30227
Level 35
Haunted Unknown Item 30211
Level 8
Haunted Unknown Item 30212
Level 15
Haunted Unknown Item 30213
Level 21
Haunted Unknown Item 30230
Level 78
Haunted Unknown Item 30241
Level 78
Haunted Unknown Item 30263
Level 46
Haunted Unknown Item 30228
Level 95
Haunted Unknown Item 30229
Level 64
Haunted Unknown Item 30218
Level 86
Haunted Unknown Item 30245
Level 14
Haunted Unknown Item 30224
Level 19
Haunted Unknown Item 30223
Level 80
Haunted Unknown Item 30273
Level 29
Haunted Unknown Item 30277
Level 44
Haunted Unknown Item 30196
Level 80
Haunted Unknown Item 30233
Level 85
Haunted Unknown Item 30231
Level 74
Haunted Unknown Item 30216
Level 51
Haunted Unknown Item 30264
Level 47
Haunted Unknown Item 30270
Level 77
Haunted Unknown Item 30249
Level 98
Haunted Unknown Item 30301
Level 34
Haunted Unknown Item 30221
Level 6
Haunted Unknown Item 30236
Level 75
Haunted Unknown Item 30204
Level 49
Haunted Unknown Item 30253
Level 5
Haunted Unknown Item 30248
Level 49
Haunted Unknown Item 30261
Level 11
Haunted Unknown Item 30257
Level 14
Haunted Unknown Item 30280
Level 2
Haunted Unknown Item 30200
Level 5
Haunted Unknown Item 30288
Level 82
Haunted Unknown Item 30222
Level 35
Haunted Unknown Item 30287
Level 54
Haunted Unknown Item 30235
Level 63
Haunted Unknown Item 30207
Level 74
Haunted Unknown Item 30247
Level 72
Haunted Unknown Item 30208
Level 99
Haunted Unknown Item 30285
Level 14
Haunted Unknown Item 30217
Level 14
Haunted Unknown Item 30232
Level 15
Haunted Unknown Item 30296
Level 15
Haunted Unknown Item 30205
Level 92
Haunted Unknown Item 30254
Level 41
Haunted Unknown Item 30267
Level 4
Haunted Unknown Item 30281
Level 28
Haunted Unknown Item 30292
Level 29
Haunted Unknown Item 30256
Level 21
Haunted Unknown Item 30303
Level 40
Haunted Unknown Item 30260
Level 18
Haunted Unknown Item 30234
Level 64
Haunted Unknown Item 30258
Level 45
Haunted Unknown Item 30284
Level 37
()
Haunted Unknown Item 30252
Level 41
Haunted Unknown Item 30199
Level 36
Haunted Unknown Item 30242
Level 21
Haunted Unknown Item 30290
Level 38
Haunted Unknown Item 30238
Level 26
()
Haunted Unknown Item 30294
Level 54
()
Haunted Unknown Item 30300
Level 19
()
Haunted Unknown Item 30195
Level 42
Haunted Unknown Item 30198
Level 47
Haunted Unknown Item 30276
Level 92
Haunted Unknown Item 30282
Level 97
Haunted Unknown Item 30215
Level 51
Haunted Unknown Item 30192
Level 97
Haunted Unknown Item 30289
Level 8
Haunted Unknown Item 30220
Level 74
Haunted Unknown Item 30251
Level 51
Haunted Unknown Item 30267
Level 11
Haunted Unknown Item 30297
Level 82
()
Haunted Unknown Item 30243
Level 18
Haunted Unknown Item 30278
Level 40
#Attrib_HalloweenSpell_Voice
Haunted Unknown Item 30286
Level 14
Haunted Unknown Item 30240
Level 47
Haunted Unknown Item 30279
Level 86
()
Haunted Unknown Item 30191
Level 68
Haunted Unknown Item 30268
Level 23
()
Haunted Unknown Item 30299
Level 3
Haunted Unknown Item 30293
Level 27
Haunted Unknown Item 30275
Level 63
Haunted Unknown Item 30239
Level 53
()
Haunted Unknown Item 30269
Level 35
Haunted Unknown Item 30274
Level 14
Haunted Unknown Item 30255
Level 3
Unknown Item 1068
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 1070
Level 7
(0.5)
Unknown Item 20005
Level 5
()
()
()
()
()
()
()
(2)
Unknown Item 20005
Level 5
()
()
()
()
()
()
()
(2)
Unknown Item 5718
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Unknown Item 5085
Level 5
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 1099
Level 2
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
(3)
(1)
(50)
(0.75)
Unknown Item 1092
Level 10
(1065353216)
(1)
Unknown Item 1084
Level 13
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
(1)
Unknown Item 1081
Level 87
(1)
(1065353216)
Unknown Item 1078
Level 24
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
(1)
Unknown Item 1083
Level 66
override projectile type (1102053376)
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
(1)
Unknown Item 1079
Level 66
override projectile type (1102577664)
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
(1)
(1)
Unknown Item 1085
Level 8
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
(1)
Unknown Item 1080
Level 11
(1)
Unknown Item 1086
Level 30
(1)
Unknown Item 1082
Level 14
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
(1)
(1065353216)
Unknown Item 1104
Level 9
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
(0.75)
(0.35)
(1)
(5)
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Earbuds
Level 11 Hat
OSX represent!
(1)
Earbuds
Level 49 Hat
OSX represent!
(1)
Earbuds
Level 75 Hat
OSX represent!
(1)
Earbuds
Level 41 Hat
OSX represent!
(1)
Earbuds
Level 31 Hat
OSX represent!
(1)
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 47 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unusual Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 1 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Unknown Item 30123
Level 50
#Attrib_HalloweenSpell_RGB
#Attrib_HalloweenSpell_Voice
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Milkman
Level 46 Hat
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Unknown Item 30182
Level 35
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
(1065353216)
Unusual Milkman
Level 38 Hat
#Attrib_HalloweenSpell_Footstep
#Attrib_HalloweenSpell_Voice
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Unknown Item 30162
Level 97
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unusual Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Level
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 79 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
(1065353216)
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Level
Level
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 90 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Level
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 89 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain
Level
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level
Vintage Jarate
Level 47 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Level
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 81 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 62 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Level
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Level
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 79 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
(1065353216)
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Level
Level
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 90 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Level
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 89 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain
Level
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level
Vintage Jarate
Level 47 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased
Level
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 81 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 62 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Summary
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 841 |
| Hats | 479 |
| Misc | 258 |
| Metal | 37 items worth 251 scrap |
| Unknown | 277 |
| Total | 1892 |
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