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Demoman
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Engineer
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Medic
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Sniper
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Spy
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Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Tyrant's Helm
Level 98 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Captain's Cocktails
Level 74
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
Steam Pipe
Level 55 Pipe
Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the
harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and
dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman
Dracula glasses!
Metal Slug
Level 59 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
Googol Glass Eyes
Level 48 Hat
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the
stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean
hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
Battery Canteens
Level 74
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid.
Robo Community Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Robo Community Crate Key to unlock.
The Robo Community Crate contains Unusual effects that will only come
from this crate.
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Robo Community Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Robo Community Crate Key to unlock.
The Robo Community Crate contains Unusual effects that will only come
from this crate.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Robo Community Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Robo Community Crate Key to unlock.
The Robo Community Crate contains Unusual effects that will only come
from this crate.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Robo Community Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Robo Community Crate Key to unlock.
The Robo Community Crate contains Unusual effects that will only come
from this crate.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Robo Community Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Robo Community Crate Key to unlock.
The Robo Community Crate contains Unusual effects that will only come
from this crate.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Robo Community Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Robo Community Crate Key to unlock.
The Robo Community Crate contains Unusual effects that will only come
from this crate.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Robo Community Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Robo Community Crate Key to unlock.
The Robo Community Crate contains Unusual effects that will only come
from this crate.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Robo Community Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Robo Community Crate Key to unlock.
The Robo Community Crate contains Unusual effects that will only come
from this crate.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Robo Community Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Robo Community Crate Key to unlock.
The Robo Community Crate contains Unusual effects that will only come
from this crate.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Robo Community Crate
Level 13 Supply Crate
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
Robo Community Crate Key to unlock.
The Robo Community Crate contains Unusual effects that will only come
from this crate.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Refined Metal
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Earbuds
Level 86 Hat
OSX represent!
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Cool Breeze
Level 27 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
Liquor Locker #11299
Level 81 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Tam O' Shanter
Level 58 Hat
Bolted Bombardier
Level 2 Facial Hair
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his
beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and
they want to talk to you.
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 32 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 97 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
Teddy Robobelt
Level 47 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 65 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 63 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
Timeless Topper
Level 54 Hat
Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that
decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper's built for
the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core
of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers.
Milkman
Level 6 Hat
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 13 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 29 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
Track Terrorizer #7786
Level 79 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
Hanger-On Hood
Level 38
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your
complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the
stomach for dressing up like a moth.
Cross-Comm Express #9326
Level 94
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
Bonk Boy
Level 81 Hat
Robot Running Man
Level 45
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
Bot Dogger
Level 85 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
Bot Dogger
Level 76 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
Cold Killer #1852
Level 95
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
Sir Hootsalot
Level 13
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
Sir Hootsalot
Level 13
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
Soldered Sensei
Level 2 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
Big Elfin Deal
Level 40 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
Menpo #6016
Level 3 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Dr. Whoa #8846
Level 15 Shirt
Familiar Fez
Level 10 Hat
Base Metal Billycock
Level 31 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
Head Warmer
Level 87
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 86 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Area 451 #3658
Level 87
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
Attendant
Level 40 Hat
Attendant
Level 84 Hat
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 55 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
Dead Cone
Level 80 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Brigade Helm
Level 93 Hat
Jingle Belt
Level 49 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 36 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 95 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Medi-Mask
Level 32 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
Byte'd Beak
Level 41 Hat
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day
masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for
dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
Byte'd Beak
Level 19 Hat
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day
masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for
dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
Virus Doctor
Level 84 Hat
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler,
or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you
look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver
and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
Virus Doctor
Level 22 Hat
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler,
or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you
look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver
and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
Rusty Reaper
Level 10 Hat
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint
something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
Rusty Reaper
Level 47 Hat
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint
something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
Soldier's Stash
Level 2 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Killer's Kabuto
Level 20 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Fancy Dress Uniform #26367
Level 80 Uniform
Honcho's Headgear
Level 29 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
Killer's Kabuto
Level 78 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Captain's Cocktails
Level 31
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
Steel Shako
Level 30 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
Level 49
Filamental
Level 3 Hat
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only
your electrician knows for sure!
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 24 Hat
Capo's Capper
Level 86 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
Bunsen Brave
Level 43 Hat
Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction
of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native
Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame
temperature of 3100 °C.
Coupe D'isaster
Level 56 Hat
Titanium Towel
Level 53 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered
in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you
slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
Titanium Towel
Level 55 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered
in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you
slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
Team Captain
Level 45 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Filamental
Level 52 Hat
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only
your electrician knows for sure!
Filamental
Level 87 Hat
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only
your electrician knows for sure!
Killer Exclusive #12223
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Crone's Dome
Level 14
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Reindoonicorn #1335
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
Reindoonicorn #4575
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 3 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
Mecha-Medes
Level 65
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when
Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met
his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried
Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
Mecha-Medes
Level 48
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when
Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met
his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried
Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 67 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
Haunted Sir Hootsalot
Level 6
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
Haunted Sir Hootsalot
Level 3
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
Haunted Coffin Kit
Level 40 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat
Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat
Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat
Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 57 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Master Mind
Level 30
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to
oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you
glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that
capitalizes on both.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Spooky Shoes
Level 27 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Wraith Wrap
Level 62 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Scarecrow
Level 2 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Crone's Dome
Level 57
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Crone's Dome
Level 62
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Plutonidome
Level 76 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tomb Wrapper #13
Level 12 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
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Pallet of Crates
Level 23 Gift
When used, this Action Item drops a crate
on up to 23 other people on the server!
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
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Beggar's Bazooka
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Beggar's Bazooka
Level 42 Rocket Launcher
Beggar's Bazooka
Level 42 Rocket Launcher
Beggar's Bazooka
Level 42 Rocket Launcher
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Beggar's Bazooka
Level 69 Rocket Launcher
Beggar's Bazooka
Level 69 Rocket Launcher
Beggar's Bazooka
Level 100 Rocket Launcher
Vintage
Level 69
#Attrib_PyroYearNumber
Vintage
Level 42
#Attrib_PyroYearNumber
Strange Part: Airborne Enemies Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of airborne enemies you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Long-Distance Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon from far away.
Strange Part: Full Moon Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill during full moons with that
weapon.
Rescue Ranger
Level 42 Shotgun
Rescue Ranger
Level 42 Shotgun
Lollichop
Level 42 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Lollichop
Level 69 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 18
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is
there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is
there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is
there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
Football Helmet
Level 69 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Strange Lollichop
Level 4 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Strange Lollichop
Level 70 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Strange Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
Strange Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
Strange Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
Strange Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Strange Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Gift Wrap
Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap tradable items for gifting.
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Level 1
Level 1
Level 1
Level 1
Level 1
Level 1
Level 1
Level 1
Level 1
Level 1
Level 1
Level 1
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Indubitably Green
Level 5
Indubitably Green
Level 5
Indubitably Green
Level 5
Indubitably Green
Level 5
Indubitably Green
Level 5
Indubitably Green
Level 5
A Color Similar to Slate
Level 5
A Color Similar to Slate
Level 5
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5
Drably Olive
Level 5
Zepheniah's Greed
Level 5
Zepheniah's Greed
Level 5
Zepheniah's Greed
Level 5
Zepheniah's Greed
Level 5
Zepheniah's Greed
Level 5
Zepheniah's Greed
Level 5
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5
Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Level 5
Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Level 5
Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Level 5
Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Level 5
Muskelmannbraun
Level 5
Muskelmannbraun
Level 5
Muskelmannbraun
Level 5
Muskelmannbraun
Level 5
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Level 5
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Level 5
Dark Salmon Injustice
Level 5
Dark Salmon Injustice
Level 5
Dark Salmon Injustice
Level 5
Dark Salmon Injustice
Level 5
Aged Moustache Grey
Level 5
Aged Moustache Grey
Level 5
Aged Moustache Grey
Level 5
Noble Hatter's Violet
Level 5
Noble Hatter's Violet
Level 5
Noble Hatter's Violet
Level 5
Noble Hatter's Violet
Level 5
Australium Gold
Level 5
Australium Gold
Level 5
Australium Gold
Level 5
Australium Gold
Level 5
A Deep Commitment to Purple
Level 5
A Deep Commitment to Purple
Level 5
A Deep Commitment to Purple
Level 5
A Deep Commitment to Purple
Level 5
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 5
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 5
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 5
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 5
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 5
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 4 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 13
Strange Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 2
Strange Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 9
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 19 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 4
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 66
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 5
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 11
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 11
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 13
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 7
Strange Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 12
Strange Diamond Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 8
Strange Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 16
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 1 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 3
Strange Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 2
Strange Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 83
Strange Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 7
Strange Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1
Strange Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 23
Strange Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 5 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Level 1
Strange Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Level 4
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Level 2
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1
Festive Minigun
Level 1
Festive Knife
Level 1
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Strange Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10
Strange Festive Sandvich
Level 1
Strange Festive Huntsman
Level 10
Strange Festive Buff Banner
Level 5
Strange Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42
Strange Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1
Strange Festive Ubersaw
Level 10
Strange Festive Ambassador
Level 5
Strange Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10
Festive Sandvich
Level 1
Festive Huntsman
Level 10
Festive Buff Banner
Level 5
Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42
Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1
Festive Ubersaw
Level 10
Festive Ambassador
Level 5
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
#Attrib_BombinomiconEffectOnDeath
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
#Attrib_Merasmus_Hat_Level
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Galvanized Gibus
Level 40 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat
Haunted Exorcizor
Level 96 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
Haunted Sir Hootsalot
Level 93
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
Haunted Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your
pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know
anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and
house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
Haunted Wraith Wrap
Level 31 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
Haunted Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 50 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 65 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
Haunted Zipperface
Level 77
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know,
thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an
idiot in front of your kids again!
Haunted Executioner
Level 55
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
Haunted Plutonidome
Level 14 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
Haunted Scarecrow
Level 78 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
Haunted Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 86
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Haunted Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 72 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she
wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop
throne.
Haunted Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 91 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Haunted Master Mind
Level 96
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to
oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you
glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that
capitalizes on both.
Haunted Crone's Dome
Level 5
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
Haunted Spooky Sleeves
Level 15 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 88 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 19 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
Haunted Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.
Haunted Coffin Kit
Level 88 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Blazing Bull
Level 100
Can Opener
Level 69
Holy Hunter
Level 35
Idiot Box
Level 34
Wrap Battler
Level 17
Hair of the Dog
Level 97
Buzz Killer
Level 43
Einstein
Level 22
Under Cover
Level 79
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Fallen Angel
Level 97
Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 92
Silver Bullets
Level 1
Steel Pipes
Level 1
B-ankh!
Level 42
Scottish Snarl
Level 3
Frontier Flyboy
Level 1
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 81
Griffin's Gog
Level 99
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
Tail From the Crypt
Level 100
Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 82
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 13
Shoestring Budget
Level 29
Futankhamun
Level 87
Pickled Paws
Level 84
Legend of Bugfoot
Level 69
Emerald Jarate
Level 1
Intangible Ascot
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1
Primeval Warrior
Level 20 Badge
A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle
even started.
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 7 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 8 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 72 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Genuine Warsworn Helmet
Level 1
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Genuine
Level 1
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 73
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Brown Bomber
Level 81
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 71
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
That '70s Chapeau #2294
Level 6
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 13 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 65 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 50 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
The Superfan
Level 10
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Mann Co. Online Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Level 49
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage
Level 1
#Attrib_PyroYearNumber
Merc's Muffler
Level 88 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Treasure Hat
Level 15 Hat
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Full Head Of Steam
Level 62
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 2 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
RoBro 3000
Level 79 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
Reindoonicorn #3160
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
Tux
Level 12 Mascot
Linux represent!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
Hitt Mann Badge #1719
Level 21 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Battery Canteens
Level 83
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid.
#24274
Level 97
#Attrib_MakersMark
Level 85
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Merc Medal #5990
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Flair! #10193
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Awesomenauts Badge #3608
Level 19 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Photo Badge #10218
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Earbuds
Level 1 Hat
OSX represent!
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Class Token - Pyro
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Napper's Respite
Level 86 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
"El Muchacho"
Level 87 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Handyman's Handle
Level 71 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
Prancer's Pride
Level 60 Hat
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 97 Hat
Madame Dixie
Level 61 Hat
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 71 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 83
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
Attendant
Level 98 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1
Stately Steel Toe
Level 93 Hat
Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
Apparition's Aspect #8235
Level 13 Hat
Head Warmer
Level 20
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
Bubble Pipe
Level 50
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 5
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Haunted Blazing Bull
Level 48
Genuine Area 451
Level 1
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
Necronomicrown
Level 62
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's
neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in
your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart!
Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 10 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
Plumber's Pipe
Level 8 Hat
Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes
with pipe, length of wire.
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 43 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
Electric Escorter
Level 100 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
Bolted Birdcage
Level 81 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
Metal Slug
Level 100 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
Haunted Fallen Angel
Level 100
Last Breath #529
Level 13 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
HazMat Headcase
Level 100 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 42 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
Jingle Belt
Level 84 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
Moonman Backpack #3216
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 6 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
(2)
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 63 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
Russian Rocketeer #3591
Level 23
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Haunted Tail From the Crypt
Level 81
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Burning Bongos
Level 10 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Googol Glass Eyes
Level 32 Hat
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the
stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean
hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
Scrap Sack
Level 69 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an
eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
Filamental
Level 94 Hat
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only
your electrician knows for sure!
Rusty Reaper
Level 51 Hat
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint
something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Strange Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
Strange Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_WpnBurnDmg_Reduced
Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
#Attrib_BurnDamageEarnsRage
#Attrib_AirblastDisabled
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemiesDeploy
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased
Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_FlaregunPelletsWithKnockback
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage
Level 10
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced
Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning
Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
#Attrib_DamageAllConnected
Strange Lollichop
Level 77 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
Strange Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Level 100
Lollichop
Level 100 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Class Token - Heavy
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Hard Counter
Level 84 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
Pugilist's Protector
Level 67 Hat
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 96 Hat
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Genuine Cold War Luchador
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1
Coupe D'isaster
Level 73 Hat
Big Chief
Level 98 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Copper's Hard Top
Level 74
Large Luchadore
Level 42 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
One-Man Army
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
Capo's Capper
Level 95 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
Haunted Can Opener
Level 92
K-9 Mane #2640
Level 40
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brock's Locks #3288
Level 32 Hair
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased,
tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from
your lower back and buttocks years ago.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gridiron Guardian
Level 12 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
Bunsen Brave
Level 66 Hat
Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction
of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native
Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame
temperature of 3100 °C.
Tungsten Toque
Level 50 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
Haunted Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 6
Security Shades
Level 96 Hat
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 34 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10
Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 42 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
Genuine
Level 1
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 73 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
Aqua Flops #1417
Level 79 Flip-Flops
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a
little taste of the tropics?
#Attrib_MakersMark
Haunted Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 79
Titanium Towel
Level 42 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered
in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you
slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
#Attrib_AimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Strange Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
Tomislav #386
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunNoSpinSounds
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
Level 100
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage
Level 1
Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
Strange Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DmgFromRanged_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgFromMelee_Increased
#Attrib_DeployTime_Increased
Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Genuine Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
#Attrib_CritKillWillGib
Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
#Attrib_CritForcesLaugh
#Attrib_CritFromBehind
#Attrib_TickleEnemiesWieldingSameWeapon
#Attrib_CritDoesNoDamage
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Class Token - Sniper
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 1 Hat
Larrikin Robin
Level 91 Hat
Desert Marauder
Level 49 Hat
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
Your Worst Nightmare #5627
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
Bushman's Boonie
Level 62
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
Fruit Shoot
Level 62
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1
Liquidator's Lid
Level 32 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Bolted Bushman
Level 78
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Cold Killer
Level 21
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
Bloodhound
Level 69
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing
gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take
a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Letch's LED
Level 86 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 88 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
Soldered Sensei
Level 75 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
Haunted Holy Hunter
Level 76
Haunted Silver Bullets
Level 66
Villain's Veil
Level 49 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
Koala Compact
Level 82 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
Mutton Mann
Level 42 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
Deadliest Duckling #2430
Level 43 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 8 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
Haunted Garlic Flank Stake
Level 31
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage
Level 10
Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_JarateDuration
#Attrib_SniperCharge_Per_Sec
Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.
#Attrib_MultSniperChargePenalty
Strange Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer
Strange
Level 10
Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
#Attrib_RageGainOnKill
#Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
#Attrib_SniperRageDisplayOnly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Bodyshot_Negative
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_BackstabShield
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
Strange Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
#Attrib_HealthRegen
#Attrib_AimingKnockbackResistance
#Attrib_AimingNoFlinch
#Attrib_SniperAimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MultDmgBonusWhileHalfDead
#Attrib_MultDmgPenaltyWhileHalfAlive
Strange Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Class Token - Soldier
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 11 Hat
Stout Shako
Level 78 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 94 Hat
Defiant Spartan
Level 45
Exquisite Rack
Level 83
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 83 Hat
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1
Honcho's Headgear
Level 82 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 10 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 42 Hat
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 34 Hat
Armored Authority
Level 55 Hat
Salty Dog
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
Hat With No Name
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Conquistador
Level 51
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
Lucky Shot
Level 21
Let's see you do that again, Private.
Haunted Idiot Box
Level 37
Infernal Impaler #459
Level 13 Hat
Helmet Without a Home
Level 88
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
Tin Pot
Level 49
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
War Pig
Level 95
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 100
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
Battle Bob
Level 11
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Chief Constable
Level 1
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 98 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 92 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
Haunted Steel Pipes
Level 99
Steel Shako
Level 87 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 40
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 3 Facial Hair
Soldier's Stogie
Level 21 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 68 Uniform
Kringle Collection
Level 73 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Captain's Cocktails
Level 84
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 90 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug.
Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something
in your mouth that is on fire.
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Increased
Strange Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponChargedShot
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding
#Attrib_NoCritBoost
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Increased
Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Beggar's Bazooka
Level 100 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_AutoFiresFullClip
#Attrib_CanOverload
#Attrib_Projectile_Spread_Angle_Negative
#Attrib_NoPrimaryAmmoFromDispensers
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage
Level 5
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction
Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponPenetration
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_DamageForceReduction
#Attrib_BootsFallingStomp
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost
Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
#Attrib_CritWhileAirborne
Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
#Attrib_SpeedBuffAlly
Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Vintage Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_Honorbound
Strange Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Class Token - Scout
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Milkman
Level 10 Hat
Flipped Trilby
Level 45 Hat
Bombing Run
Level 81 Hat
Death from above!
Genuine Hero's Tail
Level 1 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
Backwards Ballcap
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
Big Elfin Deal
Level 63 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 44 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1
Front Runner
Level 72
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
Genuine Cross-Comm Express
Level 1
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
Robot Running Man
Level 54
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
Hat of Cards
Level 87
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Hanger-On Hood
Level 35
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your
complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the
stomach for dressing up like a moth.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bonk Leadwear
Level 60 Hat
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by
mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932,
American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this
mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
Bot Dogger
Level 96 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 33 Hat
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained
urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through
a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
Haunted Wrap Battler
Level 23
Haunted B-ankh!
Level 73
Fast Learner
Level 70 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
Bonk Boy
Level 72 Hat
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 46 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
Track Terrorizer
Level 89 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 52 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
Spooky Shoes
Level 25 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Digit Divulger
Level 98 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
Haunted Futankhamun
Level 69
Flight of the Monarch
Level 23 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Planeswalker Goggles #22310
Level 79 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
#Attrib_MakersMark
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
Bolt Boy
Level 65 Hat
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to
an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's
also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on
here even we don't know what to make of it.
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Spread_Positive
#Attrib_HypeResetsOnJump
(1)
Strange Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
Winger
Level 15 Pistol
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
#Attrib_CancelFallingDamage
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
Level 42
Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss
Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_DropHealthPackOnKill
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Increased
Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death
#Attrib_MarkForDeath
Unarmed Combat #8253
Level 36 Severed Arm
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
#Attrib_BatLaunchesOrnaments
Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
#Attrib_AirDashCountIncreased
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Strange Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
Level 100
Class Token - Demoman
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Sober Stuntman
Level 85 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Carouser's Capotain
Level 10 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 94 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 99
Reggaelator
Level 42 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Genuine Bolgan
Level 1
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
Scotch Bonnet
Level 76 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1
Tam O' Shanter
Level 80 Hat
Conjurer's Cowl
Level 95 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 67 Hat
FR-0
Level 63 Hat
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic '70s film
"Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
Pure Tin Capotain
Level 19 Hat
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you
could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger?
Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention
since the electric can opener.
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 74 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
Bolted Bicorne
Level 23 Hat
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a
human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if
they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your
move, parrots.
Haunted Hair of the Dog
Level 96
Broadband Bonnet
Level 100 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 51 Hat
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of
Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must
kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep
boop kill all humans!
Haunted Scottish Snarl
Level 89
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 77
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 21 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
Bearded Bombardier
Level 68 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
Battery Bandolier
Level 17
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Liquor Locker
Level 74 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
Snapped Pupil
Level 5 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
Haunted Pickled Paws
Level 74
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
Cool Breeze
Level 78 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 69 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
Bolted Bombardier
Level 38 Facial Hair
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his
beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and
they want to talk to you.
HDMI Patch
Level 99 Photograph
Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide
Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your
friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face.
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty
Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
override projectile type (14)
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence
Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
#Attrib_NoChargeImpactRange
#Attrib_ChargeImpactDamageIncreased
Strange Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
Strange Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
#Attrib_StickyAirBurstMode
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_Cannonball_Push_Back
#Attrib_Grenade_Launcher_Mortar_Mode
#Attrib_Grenade_Not_Explode_On_Impact
#Attrib_Grenade_Damage_Reduction_On_World_Contact
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
#Attrib_CaptureValue_Increased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Increased
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 75 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeTime_Increase
Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
Genuine Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_AmmoBecomesHealth
Strange Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Strange Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Class Token - Medic
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
German Gonzila
Level 92 Hat
Doctor's Sack
Level 76 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
Grimm Hatte
Level 1 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 18 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 79
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 67 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1
Team Captain
Level 42 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Virus Doctor
Level 5 Hat
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler,
or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you
look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver
and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
Halogen Head Lamp
Level 44 Hat
This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor's head mirror by
replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be
seen from space. Peer inside your patients' disease-riddled ears,
noses and throats from a safe distance.
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 80 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 14 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
Haunted Einstein
Level 27
Haunted Dr. Gogglestache
Level 67
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 92 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
Medi-Mask
Level 23 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
Medic Mech-bag
Level 94
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
Blighted Beak
Level 81 Hat
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
Scrap Pack #2208
Level 24 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Haunted Emerald Jarate
Level 97
Doc's Holiday
Level 64 Apparel
Comes in "Fever", "Flu", and "Virus" styles, depending on the epidemic
you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
Der Wintermantel #62
Level 28 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Archimedes
Level 64
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
Byte'd Beak
Level 62 Hat
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day
masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for
dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
Mecha-Medes
Level 31
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when
Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met
his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried
Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
Practitioner's Processing Mask
Level 74
Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This
handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of
soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
Strange Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Strange Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost
Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides a 2.5 second resistance bubble that blocks 75%
base damage and 100% crit damage of the selected type to the Medic and
Patient.
#Attrib_Medigun_Resists
#Attrib_Overheal_Fill_Rate_Reduced
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage
Level 10
Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
#Attrib_PreserveUbercharge
Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal
Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
#Attrib_SeeEnemyHealth
Strange Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Class Token - Spy
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Détective Noir
Level 95 Hat
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 93 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
Private Eye
Level 72 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 50 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Familiar Fez
Level 18 Hat
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1
Stealth Steeler
Level 30
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
Scarecrow
Level 84 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lacking Moral Fiber Mask #2507
Level 54 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dapper Disguise
Level 41 Mask
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the
exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free
bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though,
because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than
before.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 85 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
Base Metal Billycock
Level 81 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
Haunted Under Cover
Level 58
Haunted Griffin's Gog
Level 89
Made Man
Level 37 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Le Party Phantom
Level 1
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
Sneaky Spats of Sneaking #1210
Level 92 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
Business Casual
Level 51 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Cut Throat Concierge
Level 85 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
Haunted Intangible Ascot
Level 49
Megapixel Beard
Level 67 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to
have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
#Attrib_Sanguisuge
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_AddCloakOnKill
Wanga Prick #16369
Level 47 Knife
Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire
Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage
Level 5
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_AddCloakOnHit
Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_DmgBonus_Undisguised
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits
Slot Token - PDA2
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased
Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level 100
Class Token - Engineer
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Buckaroos Hat
Level 69 Hat
Industrial Festivizer
Level 94
Big Country
Level 100
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 26
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
Western Wear
Level 96 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
Ol' Geezer
Level 56 Hat
Get off mah land!
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Tin-1000
Level 1
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1
Barnstormer
Level 81
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
Genuine Last Straw
Level 1
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
Timeless Topper
Level 80 Hat
Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that
decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper's built for
the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core
of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers.
Data Mining Light
Level 82 Hat
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing
away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how
tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not
wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 87 Hat
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come
by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats
out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt
cactuses.
Haunted Buzz Killer
Level 14
Haunted Frontier Flyboy
Level 91
Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 51 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Googly Gazer
Level 64 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 95 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Level 32
Pocket Purrer
Level 25 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
Stocking Stuffer
Level 22 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
Haunted Legend of Bugfoot
Level 53
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
Idea Tube
Level 74 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
Texas Half-Pants
Level 100 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
Genuine Grizzled Growth
Level 1 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
Genuine Prize Plushy
Level 1 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
Teddy Robobelt
Level 17 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage
Level 5
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit
Rescue Ranger
Level 99 Shotgun
#Attrib_Building_Telporting_PickUp
#Attrib_ArrowHealsBuildings
#Attrib_MarkedForDeathOnBuildingPickup
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
#Attrib_ElectricalAirblast
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
Strange Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry
Jag
Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased
Strange Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
#Attrib_AltFireTeleportToSpawn
#Attrib_CannotPickUpBuildings
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 70 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 31 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 92 Hat
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 57 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 13 Hat
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 31 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Vintage Hound Dog
Level 43 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 60 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 78
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 41 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 68 Hat
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 19 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 19 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 25 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 37 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 5 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 36 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 99 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 19 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 94 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 21 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 90 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 39 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 78 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 75 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 44 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 10 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 90 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 49 Hat
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 5 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 49 Hat
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 71
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 21 Hat
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 83 Hat
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 96 Glasses
Nothing
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 21 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 23 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 64 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 36 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 70
"It's not just a hat, it's a symbol... ok, it's just a hat"
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 7 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 65 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 32 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 13 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 52 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Vintage Hotrod
Level 94 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 28 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Vintage Mining Light
Level 20
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 64 Hat
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 40 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Unusual Hard Counter
Level 43 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
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Unusual Hard Counter
Level 12 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
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Unusual Hard Counter
Level 99 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
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Unusual Hard Counter
Level 60 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
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Unusual Hard Counter
Level 96 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
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Unusual Hard Counter
Level 12 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
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Unusual Hard Counter
Level 55 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
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Unusual Hard Counter
Level 72 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
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Unusual Hard Counter
Level 5 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
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Unusual Hard Counter
Level 9 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
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Unusual Hard Counter
Level 29 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
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Unusual Hard Counter
Level 17 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
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Unusual Hard Counter
Level 40 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
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Unusual Hard Counter
Level 97 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
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Unusual Hard Counter
Level 38 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
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Unusual Hard Counter
Level 86 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
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Unusual Hard Counter
Level 54 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
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Unusual Hard Counter
Level 85 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
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Unusual Hard Counter
Level 45 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
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Unusual Hard Counter
Level 27 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
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Unusual Hard Counter
Level 69 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
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Unusual Hard Counter
Level 64 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
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Unusual Hard Counter
Level 10 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
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Unusual Hard Counter
Level 99 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
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Unusual Hard Counter
Level 5 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
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Unusual Hard Counter
Level 81 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
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Unusual Hard Counter
Level 3 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
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Unusual Hard Counter
Level 97 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
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Unusual Hard Counter
Level 8 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
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Unusual Hard Counter
Level 43 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
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Level 1
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level 1
Level 1
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level 1
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level 1
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Level 1
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level 1
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level 1
Level 1
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level 1
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level 1
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level 1
Summary
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 814 |
| Hats | 225 |
| Misc | 123 |
| Metal | 68 items worth 598 scrap |
| Total | 1230 |
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