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Tough Guy's Toque
Level 97 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Your Worst Nightmare #54
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
Last Breath #8
Level 13 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cremator's Conscience #4
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
#Attrib_MakersMark
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Full Head Of Steam
Level 93
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
"The Rotten Ronin's Relic of Repulsion"
Level 68 Hat
"A Decrepid Kabuto that was found sitting on the head of a deceased
samurai."
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Max's Severed Head
Level 91 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Bubble Pipe
Level 65
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
#Attrib_BurnDamageEarnsRage
#Attrib_AirblastDisabled
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
#Attrib_DamageAllConnected
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that
declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on
God's Earth.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Strange Festive Knife
Level 1
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 27 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
#Attrib_AltFireTeleportToSpawn
#Attrib_CannotPickUpBuildings
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Winger
Level 15 Pistol
Level 10
Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death
#Attrib_MarkForDeath
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
Winger
(equipped)
Level 15 Pistol
Genuine Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
Level 42
Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_DropHealthPackOnKill
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Increased
Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss
Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
#Attrib_AirDashCountIncreased
Unarmed Combat #2154
Level 89 Severed Arm
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
#Attrib_BatLaunchesOrnaments
Bonk Boy #14
Level 2 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Rocket Jumper
(equipped)
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Increased
Liberty Launcher #8429
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Strange Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1
Strange Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
Genuine Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Vintage
Level 5
Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction
Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
Reserve Shooter
(equipped)
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemiesDeploy
Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_DamageForceReduction
#Attrib_BootsFallingStomp
Strange Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Genuine Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_Honorbound
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing
Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
#Attrib_CaptureValue_Increased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Increased
Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
#Attrib_CritWhileAirborne
Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
#Attrib_SpeedBuffAlly
Team Captain #14
Level 15 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
#Attrib_MakersMark
Infernal Impaler #14
Level 13 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hat With No Name #14
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Furious Fukaamigasa #4461
Level 85 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
Fancy Dress Uniform #5609
Level 67 Uniform
Vintage Backburner
(equipped)
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased
#Attrib_WpnBurnDmg_Reduced
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
Genuine Maul
(equipped)
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
Vintage
Level 10
Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill
Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced
Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning
Hottie's Hoodie #14
Level 6
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flamboyant Flamenco #14
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Apparition's Aspect #14
Level 13 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
#Attrib_StickyAirBurstMode
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty
Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
Sticky Jumper
(equipped)
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
override projectile type (14)
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence
Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
#Attrib_NoChargeImpactRange
#Attrib_ChargeImpactDamageIncreased
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 33 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeTime_Increase
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Persian Persuader
(equipped)
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_AmmoBecomesHealth
Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Buccaneer's Bicorne #14
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tavish DeGroot Experience #14
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Brass Beast
(equipped)
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_AimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunNoSpinSounds
Vintage
Level 1
Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
(equipped)
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
#Attrib_MakersMark
Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive
Genuine Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
#Attrib_CritKillWillGib
Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DmgFromRanged_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgFromMelee_Increased
#Attrib_DeployTime_Increased
Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
#Attrib_CritForcesLaugh
#Attrib_CritFromBehind
#Attrib_TickleEnemiesWieldingSameWeapon
#Attrib_CritDoesNoDamage
Capo's Capper #14
Level 96 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Purity Fist #14
Level 10
#Attrib_MakersMark
Deus Specs #14
Level 10 Glasses
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
Vintage
(equipped)
Level 5
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
#Attrib_ElectricalAirblast
Lugermorph
(equipped)
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry
Vintage Southern Hospitality
(equipped)
Level 20 Wrench
Jag
Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Virtual Reality Headset #14
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prairie Heel Biters #14
Level 15 Spurs
Big Country
Level 46
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost
Quick-Fix
(equipped)
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal
Vintage
Level 10
Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
#Attrib_PreserveUbercharge
Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal
Solemn Vow
(equipped)
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
#Attrib_SeeEnemyHealth
Couvre Corner #14
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Machina
(equipped)
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer
Vintage
Level 10
Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_JarateDuration
#Attrib_SniperCharge_Per_Sec
Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.
#Attrib_MultSniperChargePenalty
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_BackstabShield
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
Shahanshah
(equipped)
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MultDmgBonusWhileHalfDead
#Attrib_MultDmgPenaltyWhileHalfAlive
Crocodile Smile #14
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
Villain's Veil #28
Level 2 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Diamondback
(equipped)
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits
Vintage
Level 5
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_AddCloakOnHit
Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_DmgBonus_Undisguised
Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
(equipped)
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
#Attrib_Sanguisuge
Genuine Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise
Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_AddCloakOnKill
Wanga Prick #3555
Level 96 Knife
Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire
Rogue's Col Roule #14
Level 15 Apparel
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dr. Whoa #14
Level 15 Shirt
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brown Bomber
Level 94
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
Big Elfin Deal
Level 51 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
Kringle Collection
Level 90 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
Head Warmer
Level 83
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
Stocking Stuffer
Level 9 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
Festive Scattergun
Level 1
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1
Festive Wrench
Level 1
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1
Noise Maker - Witch
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Gremlin
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Werewolf
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Stabby
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Black Cat
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Banshee
Level 5 Party Favor
Manniversary Package
Level 1 Package
From your fine friends at Mann Co., celebrating our one-year
anniversary.
This contains a free sample from our fall lineup and can be opened
from your backpack.
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
The Superfan
Level 10
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
#Attrib_MakersMark
Companion Cube Pin
Level 5 Badge
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Resurrection Associate Pin
Level 13 Badge
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 25 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 4 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 1 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 96 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Vintage Hound Dog
Level 52 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
(equipped)
Level 4 Hat
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
(equipped)
Level 73 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
(equipped)
Level 6 Hat
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 86 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Vintage Fancy Fedora
(equipped)
Level 45
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 25 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 7 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Dangeresque, Too?
(equipped)
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Googly Gazer
(equipped)
Level 30 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
(equipped)
Level 31 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 83 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 25 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 51 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 15 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 7 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 12
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 6 Hat
Vintage Hotrod
Level 64 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 5 Glasses
Nothing
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 30 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 58 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Bill's Hat
(equipped)
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 15 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 93 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Earbuds
Level 91 Hat
OSX represent!
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
Lumbricus Lid
Level 36 Hat
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 82 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 73 Facial Hair
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponChargedShot
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding
#Attrib_NoCritBoost
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Increased
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponPenetration
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Level 15 Badge
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Summer Hat
Level 10 Hat
E hele mākou i kahakai.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Magnanimous Monarch
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Benefactor's Kanmuri
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
(equipped)
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
(equipped)
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Gong
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Bell
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
Genuine Hero's Tail
Level 1 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Genuine El Jefe
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat
Genuine Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Genuine Killer Exclusive
(equipped)
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
Genuine Cold War Luchador
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Genuine Mark of the Saint
Level 20 Badge
Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10
Genuine Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this
skull-themed hate hat.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Wrap Battler
Level 86
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Idiot Box
Level 44
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Blazing Bull
Level 90
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hair of the Dog
Level 8
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Can Opener
Level 61
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Buzz Killer
Level 39
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Einstein
Level 64
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Holy Hunter
Level 63
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Under Cover
Level 12
( Not Usable in Crafting )
MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
B-ankh!
Level 25
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Steel Pipes
Level 67
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Fallen Angel
Level 8
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Scottish Snarl
Level 40
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 41
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Frontier Flyboy
Level 9
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 74
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Silver Bullets
Level 47
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Griffin's Gog
Level 23
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
#Attrib_BombinomiconEffectOnDeath
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Futankhamun
Level 12
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Shoestring Budget
Level 87
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tail From the Crypt
Level 81
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pickled Paws
Level 34
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 67
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Legend of Bugfoot
Level 91
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Emerald Jarate
Level 50
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 73
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Intangible Ascot
Level 16
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Haunted Wrap Battler
Level 44
Haunted Idiot Box
Level 86
Haunted Blazing Bull
Level 63
Haunted Hair of the Dog
Level 52
Haunted Can Opener
Level 86
Haunted Buzz Killer
Level 28
Haunted Einstein
Level 77
Haunted Holy Hunter
Level 50
Haunted Under Cover
Level 65
Haunted B-ankh!
Level 41
Haunted Steel Pipes
Level 62
Haunted Fallen Angel
Level 17
Haunted Scottish Snarl
Level 15
Haunted Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 69
Haunted Frontier Flyboy
Level 25
Haunted Dr. Gogglestache
Level 58
Haunted Silver Bullets
Level 60
Haunted Griffin's Gog
Level 97
Haunted Futankhamun
Level 46
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 32
Haunted Tail From the Crypt
Level 71
Haunted Pickled Paws
Level 35
Haunted Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 26
Haunted Legend of Bugfoot
Level 45
Haunted Emerald Jarate
Level 75
Haunted Garlic Flank Stake
Level 21
Haunted Intangible Ascot
Level 33
Level
Winger
Level 15 Pistol
Level
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Genuine Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Level
Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 4 Hat
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 73 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Googly Gazer
Level 30 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 6 Hat
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 31 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Level
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Level
Winger
Level 15 Pistol
Level
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Genuine Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Level
Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 4 Hat
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 73 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Googly Gazer
Level 30 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 6 Hat
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 31 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
Level
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 189 |
| Hats | 96 |
| Misc | 93 |
| Metal | 7 items worth 19 scrap |
| Total | 385 |
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