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Class Token - Scout
Slot Token - Primary
Slot Token - Secondary
Slot Token - Melee
Bombinomicon
Bolt Action Blitzer
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Frontline Field Recorder
Party Hat
Seal Mask
Class Token - Soldier
Slot Token - Primary
Slot Token - Secondary
Slot Token - Melee
Vintage Lo-Fi Longwave
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Proof of Purchase
Magnanimous Monarch
Benefactor's Kanmuri
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Class Token - Pyro
Slot Token - Primary
Slot Token - Secondary
Slot Token - Melee
World Traveler's Hat
Cheater's Lament
Custom Item Texture
Photo Badge
Custom Item Texture
Clan Pride
Ghastlierest Gibus
Class Token - Demoman
Slot Token - Primary
Slot Token - Secondary
Slot Token - Melee
jewel1315860
Mann Co. Cap
jewel1315860
"Hey! Is that an Attendant?"
MONOCULUS!
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Full Head Of Steam
Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Class Token - Heavy
Slot Token - Primary
Slot Token - Secondary
Slot Token - Melee
Spiral Sallet
"Edward"
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Taunt: The High Five!
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Scout Soldier Pyro Demoman Heavy Engineer Medic Sniper Spy
Scout
(155 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(165 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(164 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(157 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(151 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(138 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(142 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(140 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(147 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)

Class Token - Scout

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints


Slot Token - Primary

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Slot Token - Secondary

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Slot Token - Melee

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Bombinomicon

Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'

#Attrib_BombinomiconEffectOnDeath

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Bolt Action Blitzer

Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask

Level 10 Holiday Hat

Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Frontline Field Recorder

Level 20 Hat
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Party Hat

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Seal Mask

Level 31 Mask

Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Class Token - Soldier

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints


Slot Token - Primary

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Slot Token - Secondary

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Slot Token - Melee

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Vintage Lo-Fi Longwave

Level 20 Hat
Can't stop the signal.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Strange Spirit Of Giving

Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Proof of Purchase

Level 50 Hat
From another era.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Magnanimous Monarch

Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Benefactor's Kanmuri

Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Humanitarian's Hachimaki

Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Class Token - Pyro

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints


Slot Token - Primary

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Slot Token - Secondary

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Slot Token - Melee

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


World Traveler's Hat

Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!

#Attrib_AttachedParticle

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Cheater's Lament

Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.

#Attrib_AttachedParticle

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Photo Badge

Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.



Clan Pride

Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.





Level 76

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Ghastlierest Gibus

Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item


Class Token - Demoman

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints


Slot Token - Primary

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Slot Token - Secondary

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Slot Token - Melee

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Mann Co. Cap

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


"Hey! Is that an Attendant?"

Level 20 Hat
"Reverting your edits since 2007. http://wiki.teamfortress.com/"
#Attrib_AttachedParticle

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


MONOCULUS!

Level 31 Hat

Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head

Level 31 Hat

He had one all along...

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Full Head Of Steam

Level 81
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Gentle Munitionne of Leisure

Level 68
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Class Token - Heavy

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints


Slot Token - Primary

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Slot Token - Secondary

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Slot Token - Melee

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Spiral Sallet

Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


"Edward"

Level 50
"It's like diamonds...you're beautiful."
#Attrib_AttachedParticle

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Taunt: The Meet the Medic

Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.



Taunt: The Schadenfreude

Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.



Taunt: The Director's Vision

Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Taunt: The High Five!

Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.

This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.



Genuine Participant - ETF2L Highlander Tournament

Level 1
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Bronze Dueling Badge

Level 20 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Grizzled Veteran

Level 15 Badge
Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill
someone, they'll know they weren't the first.

#Attrib_EmployeeNumber

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Summer Shades

Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Treasure Hat

Level 15 Hat
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Bounty Hat

Level 30 Hat
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'

( Not Tradable or Marketable )




Level 63

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


"Counter-Strike: Global Offensive"

Level 100 Ring
#Attrib_AcceptedWeddingRingAccount1
#Attrib_AcceptedWeddingRingAccount2

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Professor Speks

Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Operation Steel Trap Badge

Level 2 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


License to Maim

Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Spine-Twisting Skull

Level 31 Hat
Express your discontent with the living.
#Attrib_MakersMark

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Spine-Tingling Skull

Level 31 Hat
Express your dislike for the living.
#Attrib_MakersMark

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Spine-Cooling Skull

Level 31 Hat
Express your disdain for the living.
#Attrib_MakersMark

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Noise Maker - Koto

Level 5 Party Favor


Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Fireworks

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Winter Holiday

Level 5 Party Favor



Noise Maker - TF Birthday

Level 5 Party Favor

#Attrib_Unlimited

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Noise Maker - Bell

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Noise Maker - Gong

Level 5 Party Favor

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )


Noise Maker - Gremlin

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Witch

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Stabby

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Banshee

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Black Cat

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Werewolf

Level 5 Party Favor


Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh

Level 5 Party Favor


Dueling Mini-Game

Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.



Pomson 6000

Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.



Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


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Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Reclaimed Metal

Level 2 Craft Item


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Scrap Metal

Level 1 Craft Item


Reclaimed Metal

Level 2 Craft Item


Reclaimed Metal

Level 2 Craft Item


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.




Level 66


Scrap Metal

Level 1 Craft Item


Reclaimed Metal

Level 2 Craft Item


Reclaimed Metal

Level 2 Craft Item


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Mann Co. Supply Crate Key

Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.


Ali Baba's Wee Booties

Level 10 Boots


Scrap Metal

Level 1 Craft Item


Scrap Metal

Level 1 Craft Item


Scrap Metal

Level 1 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


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Genuine Three-Rune Blade

Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss


Genuine Fan O'War

Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death

#Attrib_MarkForDeath


Genuine

Level 1


"Combustile Lemon-on-a-Stick"

Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
"Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do
with these?'"



Strange Atomizer

Level 10 Bat
#Attrib_AirDashCountIncreased


Vintage Force-A-Nature

Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative


Vintage Crit-a-Cola

Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.



"Combustible Lemonade"

Level 5 Lunch Box
"When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the
lemons back!"



Strange Shortstop

Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!

Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.



Strange Soda Popper

Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.



Strange Shortstop

Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!

Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.



Strange Mad Milk

Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.



Strange Boston Basher

Level 25 Bat


Vintage Sandman

Level 15 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative


Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick

Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.


"Combustible Lemon Party"

Level 1 Scattergun
"Scout deals 300 damage to target Heavy."


Strange Sandman

Level 15 Bat


Strange Force-A-Nature

Level 10 Scattergun


Strange Bat

Level 1 Bat


Strange Pistol

Level 1 Pistol


Rocket Jumper

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.

#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Increased
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence


Atomizer

Level 10 Bat


Phlogistinator #82091

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Crit-a-Cola

Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.



Enforcer

Level 5 Revolver


Gloves of Running Urgently

Level 10 Boxing Gloves


Candy Cane

Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_DropHealthPackOnKill
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Increased


Wrap Assassin

Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.

#Attrib_BatLaunchesOrnaments


Conscientious Objector

Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.

Custom decals can be applied to this item.



Unarmed Combat

Level 57 Severed Arm
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...


Baby Face's Blaster

Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Spread_Positive
#Attrib_HypeOnDamage
#Attrib_HypeResetsOnJump


Winger

Level 15 Pistol


"The Critic"

Level 5 Frying Pan


Lugermorph

Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol

Level 10 Pistol
#Attrib_CancelFallingDamage


Beggar's Bazooka #1465

Level 17 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_AutoFiresFullClip
#Attrib_CanOverload
#Attrib_Projectile_Spread_Angle_Negative
#Attrib_NoPrimaryAmmoFromDispensers
#Attrib_MakersMark


Genuine Original

Level 5 Rocket Launcher


"Command and Concher"

Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.



Genuine Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponPenetration
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding


Vintage Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing


Vintage Escape Plan

Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost


Strange Pain Train

Level 5 Makeshift Club


Strange Reserve Shooter

Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemiesDeploy
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased


Strange Half-Zatoichi

Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill

#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_Honorbound


Strange Rocket Launcher

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


Strange Direct Hit

Level 1 Rocket Launcher


Vintage

Level 5


Vintage Gunboats

Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction


"One-Hit Wonder"

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased


Vintage Pain Train

Level 5 Makeshift Club
#Attrib_CaptureValue_Increased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Increased


Vintage Half-Zatoichi

Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill



Strange Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe


Strange Shotgun

Level 1 Shotgun


Strange Market Gardener

Level 10 Shovel
#Attrib_CritWhileAirborne


Strange Escape Plan

Level 10 Pickaxe


Strange Black Box

Level 5 Rocket Launcher


Rainblower

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)



Cozy Camper

Level 10 Backpack




Level 69


Cow Mangler 5000

Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponChargedShot
#Attrib_NoCritBoost
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Increased


Buffalo Steak Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?



Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher


Battalion's Backup

Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.



Concheror

Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.



Disciplinary Action

Level 10 Riding Crop
#Attrib_SpeedBuffAlly


Strange Liberty Launcher

Level 25 Rocket Launcher


Third Degree

Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.



Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol

Level 10 Pistol


Original

Level 5 Rocket Launcher


Original

Level 5 Rocket Launcher


Slot Token - Primary

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Pomson 6000

Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.

#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Genuine Widowmaker

Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType


Vintage

Level 5


Vintage Wrangler

Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.



Genuine Short Circuit

Level 5 Robot Arm
#Attrib_ElectricalAirblast


Vintage Southern Hospitality

Level 20 Wrench
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased


Vintage Gunslinger

Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry


Slot Token - Secondary

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Strange

Level 5


Strange Widowmaker

Level 5 Shotgun


Strange Wrench

Level 1 Wrench


Strange Southern Hospitality

Level 20 Wrench


Slot Token - Melee

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Eureka Effect

Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.

#Attrib_AltFireTeleportToSpawn
#Attrib_CannotPickUpBuildings

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Jag

Level 15 Wrench


Strange Jag

Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased


Class Token - Engineer

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints


Slot Token - Primary

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun


Crusader's Crossbow

Level 15 Crossbow


Overdose

Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%



Vintage Amputator

Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal


"Ouchies!"

Level 10


"Thunder Girl"

Level 8 Medi Gun
"She flies...like thunder."
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost


Strange Amputator

Level 15 Bonesaw


Vintage Crusader's Crossbow

Level 15 Crossbow
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced


Strange Crusader's Crossbow

Level 15 Crossbow


Slot Token - Secondary

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Kritzkrieg

Level 8 Medi Gun


Strange

Level 10


Vintage Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain


Strange Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun


Strange Medi Gun

Level 1 Medi Gun


Strange Bonesaw

Level 1 Bonesaw


Strange Syringe Gun

Level 1 Syringe Gun


Slot Token - Melee

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Vita-Saw

Level 5 Bonesaw
#Attrib_PreserveUbercharge


Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
#Attrib_SeeEnemyHealth


Strange Quick-Fix

Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal


Strange Overdose

Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%



Class Token - Medic

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints


Slot Token - Primary

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Hitman's Heatmaker

Level 1 Sniper Rifle

Heads will roll.

#Attrib_RageGainOnKill
#Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
#Attrib_SniperRageDisplayOnly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Bodyshot_Negative
#Attrib_MakersMark


Strange Sniper Rifle

Level 1 Sniper Rifle


Strange Jarate

Level 5 Jar Based Karate


Strange Bushwacka

Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits


Hitman's Heatmaker

Level 1 Sniper Rifle

Heads will roll.



Strange Sydney Sleeper

Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_JarateDuration
#Attrib_SniperCharge_Per_Sec


Strange Razorback

Level 10 Shield


Strange Tribalman's Shiv

Level 5 Kukri


Darwin's Danger Shield

Level 10 Shield


Slot Token - Secondary

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Cleaner's Carbine

Level 1 SMG


Cozy Camper #16755

Level 10 Backpack
#Attrib_HealthRegen
#Attrib_AimingKnockbackResistance
#Attrib_AimingNoFlinch
#Attrib_SniperAimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
#Attrib_MakersMark


Jarate

Level 5 Jar Based Karate


Darwin's Danger Shield

Level 10 Shield


Strange

Level 10


Strange SMG

Level 1 SMG


Vintage Razorback

Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_BackstabShield


Vintage Jarate

Level 5 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description


Strange Bazaar Bargain

Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.

#Attrib_MultSniperChargePenalty


Vintage

Level 10


Vintage

Level 10


Vintage Tribalman's Shiv

Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_BleedingDuration


Slot Token - Melee

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Shahanshah #5530

Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MultDmgBonusWhileHalfDead
#Attrib_MultDmgPenaltyWhileHalfAlive
#Attrib_MakersMark


Genuine Machina

Level 5 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer


Genuine AWPer Hand

Level 1
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.



Class Token - Sniper

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints


Slot Token - Primary

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Enforcer

Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_DmgBonus_Undisguised


Big Kill

Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.



Slot Token - PDA2

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Cloak and Dagger

Level 5 Invis Watch


Enthusiast's Timepiece

Level 5 Invis Watch

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Slot Token - Melee

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints


Wanga Prick

Level 35 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise


Spy-cicle

Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.

#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire


Black Rose

Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Your Eternal Reward

Level 1 Knife


Class Token - Spy

Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints


The Essential Accessories

Level 10 Apparel


Max's Severed Head

Level 82 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.



Brown Bomber

Level 93
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.



Ebenezer

Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.



Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


"Non-Combustible Lemon"

Level 51 Hat
Straight outta control point.


Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats

Level 4 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Strange Rainblower

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)

vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter


Strange Lollichop

Level 30 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)



Genuine Robo-Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
Robots don't just run off oil. They also run off metal things
constructed to resemble human food. Why? Why don't you tell me, if
you're so smart? If anything, eating a metal sandwich makes MORE
sense. Why don't you and oil have a baby that you have shared custody
of after you and oil have a messy divorce if you love oil so much?



Infernal Orchestrina

Level 35 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)

#Attrib_TauntSoundSuccess


Burning Bongos #277

Level 97 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)



Vintage

Level 3
#Attrib_PyroYearNumber




Level 86


Lollichop

Level 9 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)



Third Degree

Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.

#Attrib_DamageAllConnected


Splendid Screen

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.

#Attrib_NoChargeImpactRange
#Attrib_ChargeImpactDamageIncreased


Bootlegger

Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!



Scottish Handshake

Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!



Fists of Steel

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DmgFromRanged_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgFromMelee_Increased
#Attrib_DeployTime_Increased


Sticky Jumper

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.

override projectile type (14)


Sticky Jumper

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.



"Eduardo"

Level 10


Postal Pummeler

Level 10 Mailbox
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning


Nessie's Nine Iron

Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.





Level 42


Manmelter

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.



"Edgar"

Level 10


Homewrecker

Level 5 Sledgehammer


Iron Curtain

Level 5 Minigun

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Ali Baba's Wee Booties

Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl


Scorch Shot #6635

Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_FlaregunPelletsWithKnockback
#Attrib_MakersMark


Manmelter

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.

Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.

#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Wrap Assassin

Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.



Fishcake

Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)

Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product



Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker

Level 88 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.



Claidheamh Mòr

Level 5 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeTime_Increase


Phlogistinator

Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.

#Attrib_BurnDamageEarnsRage
#Attrib_AirblastDisabled


Eviction Notice

Level 10 Boxing Gloves


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Vintage Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty


"Democritus II"

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher


Strange Bottle

Level 1 Bottle


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Vintage Brass Beast

Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
#Attrib_AimingMoveSpeed_Decreased


Genuine

Level 1


Genuine Apoco-Fists

Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!

#Attrib_CritKillWillGib


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Vintage Loch-n-Load

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
#Attrib_StickyAirBurstMode


Strange Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher


Strange Eyelander

Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.



Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 7 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative


Vintage Warrior's Spirit

Level 10 Boxing Gloves


Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)

Who needs bread?



Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Vintage Ullapool Caber

Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...

The first hit will cause an explosion



Strange Persian Persuader

Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_AmmoBecomesHealth


Strange Grenade Launcher

Level 1 Grenade Launcher


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Vintage Dalokohs Bar

Level 1 Lunch Box
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth


Strange Holiday Punch

Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
#Attrib_CritForcesLaugh
#Attrib_CritFromBehind
#Attrib_TickleEnemiesWieldingSameWeapon
#Attrib_CritDoesNoDamage


Vintage

Level 1


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Vintage Chargin' Targe

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.

#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced


Vintage Eyelander

Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.

#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled


Strange Loch-n-Load

Level 10 Grenade Launcher


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Strange Family Business

Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive


Strange Brass Beast

Level 5 Minigun


Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 7 Boxing Gloves


Strange Gloves of Running Urgently

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter

Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty


Strange Chargin' Targe

Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.



Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter

Level 5 Axe


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Strange Natascha

Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit


Strange Fists

Level 1 Fists


Strange Tomislav

Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunNoSpinSounds


Strange Minigun

Level 1 Minigun


Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.

#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite


Genuine

Level 1


Vintage Backburner

Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Vintage Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate


Vintage

Level 5


Vintage Cloak and Dagger

Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Vintage Flare Gun

Level 99 Flare Gun


Vintage Homewrecker

Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased


Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.



Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Genuine Conniver's Kunai

Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health

#Attrib_Sanguisuge


Genuine Sharp Dresser

Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.



Genuine

Level 1


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Strange Back Scratcher

Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced


Strange Degreaser

Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_WpnBurnDmg_Reduced


Strange Flare Gun

Level 10 Flare Gun


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Strange

Level 5


Strange Conniver's Kunai

Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health



Genuine Diamondback

Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Strange Flame Thrower

Level 1 Flame Thrower


Strange Detonator

Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.



Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Strange Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch


Strange Revolver

Level 1 Revolver


Strange Your Eternal Reward

Level 1 Knife


Strange Knife

Level 1 Knife


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Strange Powerjack

Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill


Strange Backburner

Level 10 Flame Thrower


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Strange Big Earner

Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_AddCloakOnKill


Strange Diamondback

Level 5 Revolver


Strange L'Etranger

Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_AddCloakOnHit


Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item


Saxton Hale Mask

Level 10 Hat


Demoman Mask

Level 10 Hat



Pyro Mask

Level 10 Hat



Medic Mask

Level 10 Hat



Heavy Mask

Level 10 Hat



Scout Mask

Level 10 Hat



Engineer Mask

Level 10 Hat



Spy Mask

Level 10 Hat



Soldier Mask

Level 10 Hat



Sniper Mask

Level 10 Hat



Genuine Killer Exclusive

Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.


Genuine

Level 1


Genuine Robot Chicken Hat

Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Company Man

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Warsworn Helmet

Level 1
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.



Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat

Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.

NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.



Genuine Balloonicorn

Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.



Genuine Deus Specs

Level 10 Glasses


Genuine Whale Bone Charm

Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Mark of the Saint

Level 20 Badge


Genuine Merc Medal

Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.



Genuine Companion Cube Pin

Level 20 Badge


Genuine

Level 1


Genuine Bolgan Family Crest

Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.



Genuine Atomic Accolade

Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.



Genuine Awesomenauts Badge

Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.



Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf

Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.


The Athletic Supporter

Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]


Manniversary Paper Hat

Level 10


Alien Swarm Parasite

Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.



Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat


Horrific Headsplitter

Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.


A Rather Festive Tree

Level 83


Dr. Grordbort's Crest

Level 15 Badge
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.


Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest

Level 15 Badge
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that
declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on
God's Earth.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest

Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Resurrection Associate Pin

Level 13 Badge


RoBro 3000

Level 6 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!


( Not Usable in Crafting )


SpaceChem Pin

Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>


Flair!

Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!

Custom decals can be applied to this item.



Genuine Cross-Comm Express

Level 1
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.



Genuine Hero's Tail

Level 1 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.



Genuine

Level 1


Genuine Planeswalker Goggles

Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.


Genuine

Level 1


Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School

Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!


Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots

Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.


Vintage Batter's Helmet

Level 72 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!



Vintage Bonk Helm

Level 81 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.


Hot Dogger #1022

Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.



Big Elfin Deal

Level 86 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.



Flipped Trilby

Level 48 Hat


Hermes #1089

Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!



Front Runner

Level 64
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


The Superfan

Level 10


Milkman

Level 85 Hat


Fed-Fightin' Fedora

Level 63 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.



Void Monk Hair

Level 1
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.



Bombing Run

Level 46 Hat
Death from above!


Backwards Ballcap #1294

Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.



Teufort Tooth Kicker

Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Bonk Boy #535

Level 71 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark


Stereoscopic Shades #1110

Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.



Dillinger's Duffel

Level 37 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)



Bootie Time

Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.



Track Terrorizer

Level 89 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.



Fast Learner

Level 44 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Genuine Bushman's Boonie

Level 1
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.



Genuine Doublecross-Comm

Level 1
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.



Genuine Lone Star

Level 1
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.



Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako

Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat

Level 71 Hat
Gone Snipin'.


Crocleather Slouch #15

Level 33
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
#Attrib_MakersMark


Fruit Shoot #399

Level 46
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Ol' Snaggletooth

Level 44 Hat


Larrikin Robin

Level 84 Hat


Liquidator's Lid

Level 85 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.



Your Worst Nightmare #1143

Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Desert Marauder #805

Level 97 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark


Swagman's Swatter #417

Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.



Flamingo Kid

Level 10
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Itsy Bitsy Spyer

Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Crocodile Smile #958

Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.



Koala Compact

Level 9 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!



Outback Intellectual

Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!



Villain's Veil #14

Level 42 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
#Attrib_MakersMark


Genuine Stahlhelm

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Hero's Hachimaki

Level 1 Hat


Genuine Cross-Comm Crash Helmet

Level 1
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.



Genuine Brain Bucket

Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.


Genuine Battle Bob

Level 1
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.



Genuine Professor's Pineapple

Level 1 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.



Genuine Menpo

Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat

Level 26 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.



Dr's Dapper Topper

Level 40 Hat


Helmet Without a Home

Level 44
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.



Furious Fukaamigasa #338

Level 85 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.


Honcho's Headgear

Level 18 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)



Infernal Impaler

Level 13 Hat


Exquisite Rack

Level 62


Conquistador

Level 92
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Defiant Spartan

Level 10


Chieftain's Challenge

Level 77 Hat


Hat With No Name #190

Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
#Attrib_MakersMark

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Lucky Shot

Level 69
Let's see you do that again, Private.

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Jumper's Jeepcap

Level 66 Hat


Stout Shako

Level 37 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.



Grenadier's Softcap

Level 68 Hat


Armored Authority

Level 73 Hat


War Pig

Level 25
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.



Salty Dog #981

Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!

#Attrib_MakersMark


Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet

Level 99 Hat


Team Captain

Level 20 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'


Lumbricus Lid

Level 46 Hat


All-Father

Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!



Captain's Cocktails

Level 24
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!



Fancy Dress Uniform

Level 55 Uniform


Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe

Level 68 Facial Hair


Pocket Medic #1112

Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.


Gentle Manne's Service Medal

Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.

#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description


Ornament Armament

Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.



Kringle Collection

Level 10 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.



Soldier's Stogie

Level 57 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Genuine Conjurer's Cowl

Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.


Genuine K-9 Mane

Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Mask of the Shaman

Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.



Genuine Bolgan

Level 1
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.



Vintage Glengarry Bonnet

Level 81 Hat


Sober Stuntman

Level 21 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.


Grenadier Helm

Level 1
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.



Private Eye

Level 40 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.


Reggaelator

Level 29 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.


Rimmed Raincatcher

Level 5 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'



Carouser's Capotain

Level 2 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.


Sultan's Ceremonial #1565

Level 56 Hat


Scotch Bonnet

Level 49 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!


Tam O' Shanter

Level 63 Hat


"The Fresh Prince of DeGroot"

Level 41


Buccaneer's Bicorne #267

Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.



Tavish DeGroot Experience #986

Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?


Genuine King of Scotland Cape

Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Liquor Locker

Level 63 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #569

Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.



Dangeresque, Too?

Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Bearded Bombardier

Level 40 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.



Aladdin's Private Reserve

Level 35 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Snapped Pupil

Level 97 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?


Bird-Man of Aberdeen

Level 25
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!



Genuine Geisha Boy

Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair



Genuine Planeswalker Helm

Level 1 Hat
"These tusks ain't on autopilot, son!"


Genuine Archimedes

Level 66
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.



Genuine Scrap Pack

Level 1 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.



Genuine Foppish Physician

Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Foppish Physician

Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Vintage Ze Goggles

Level 8 Glasses
Nothing


Vintage Vintage Tyrolean

Level 78 Hat


Berliner's Bucket Helm

Level 12 Hat


German Gonzila

Level 25 Hat


Surgeon's Stahlhelm

Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!



Gentleman's Ushanka

Level 53
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.



Medic's Mountain Cap

Level 88 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'


Doctor's Sack #570

Level 24 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.


Grimm Hatte

Level 77 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.



Dr. Whoa

Level 15 Shirt

( Not Usable in Crafting )


"Medi Beak"

Level 40 Hat


Nine-Pipe Problem

Level 39 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Couvre Corner #998

Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.



Medi-Mask

Level 21 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.



Surgeon's Side Satchel

Level 33 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Surgeon's Stethoscope #264

Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.


Genuine Dragonborn Helmet

Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.



Genuine Cold War Luchador

Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.



Genuine Pilotka

Level 10 Hat


Genuine War Head

Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.



Genuine Dread Knot

Level 1 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair



Genuine Purity Fist

Level 10


Vintage Football Helmet

Level 52 Hat


Pugilist's Protector

Level 46 Hat


Coupe D'isaster

Level 25 Hat


One-Man Army #1029

Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.



Copper's Hard Top

Level 10


Soviet Gentleman

Level 72 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"



Outdoorsman #163

Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
#Attrib_MakersMark

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Hard Counter

Level 22 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.



Cadaver's Cranium

Level 31 Hat


Capo's Capper

Level 61 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.



Big Chief

Level 83 Hat


Gym Rat

Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.


Magnificent Mongolian

Level 38 Hat


Dealer's Visor

Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.


Toss-Proof Towel

Level 51 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Large Luchadore

Level 32 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.


Sandvich Safe

Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.



Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun

Level 71 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!



Apparatchik's Apparel

Level 27 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.



Security Shades

Level 37 Hat


"Barry's Hiding Spot"

Level 1 Hat
"LOOOOOOOL"


Genuine Russian Rocketeer

Level 1
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!



Vintage Vintage Merryweather

Level 75 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.



Vintage Pyro's Beanie

Level 28 Hat


Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove

Level 90 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.


Vintage Foster's Facade

Level 1 Hat


Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf

Level 1 Hat


Vintage Whiskered Gentleman

Level 86 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.



Little Buddy #676

Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.



Birdcage #309

Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.

#Attrib_MakersMark


Napper's Respite

Level 55 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.


Triclops

Level 10
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick:
You won't be able to see at all!


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Flamboyant Flamenco #1057

Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.



Stately Steel Toe

Level 74 Hat


Waxy Wayfinder

Level 100
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)

( Not Usable in Crafting )


Old Guadalajara

Level 24 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.


Handyman's Handle

Level 6 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.


Pyromancer's Mask

Level 24 Hat


Hottie's Hoodie

Level 85
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.



Madame Dixie

Level 37 Hat


Bubble Pipe

Level 47
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Head Warmer

Level 64
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.



"Hey! Is that a Wiki Cap?"

Level 1 Hat


Connoisseur's Cap #268

Level 36 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...


Prancer's Pride

Level 72 Hat


Jingle Belt

Level 69 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.

#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps


Apparition's Aspect

Level 13 Hat


Tribal Bones

Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.



HazMat Headcase

Level 48 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.



Moonman Backpack

Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Last Breath

Level 13 Hat


Pyrotechnic Tote

Level 8 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel?  Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?



Sight for Sore Eyes

Level 44 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.


Cremator's Conscience #867

Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'



Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin

Level 10
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!



Genuine Nanobalaclava

Level 10 Hat


Genuine Janissary Ketche

Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.



Genuine Lacking Moral Fiber Mask

Level 1 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Noh Mercy

Level 1 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask



Genuine Distinguished Rogue

Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Genuine Distinguished Rogue

Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.


( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Vintage Fancy Fedora

Level 60
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.



Vintage Frenchman's Beret

Level 88 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.


"Ronnie"

Level 62 Hat
"I would not call that making love..."


Vintage Camera Beard

Level 96 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?



Counterfeit Billycock #183

Level 10
This hat is a spy.
#Attrib_MakersMark

( Not Tradable or Marketable )


Charmer's Chapeau

Level 49 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.


Hat of Cards

Level 64
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!



Ninja Cowl

Level 1
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."



Cosa Nostra Cap #288

Level 11 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.



Familiar Fez

Level 2 Hat


Détective Noir

Level 67 Hat


L'Inspecteur #957

Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.



Made Man

Level 20 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.


Le Party Phantom

Level 100


Spectre's Spectacles #258

Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.


Business Casual

Level 29 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.



"Administrator's Attire"

Level 15 Apparel
"Well. I am nothing if not pragmatic."


Sneaky Spats of Sneaking

Level 20 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Vintage Safe'n'Sound

Level 7 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!



Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine

Level 64 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.


Vintage Mining Light

Level 40
For Engineers with bright ideas.


Vintage Engineer's Cap

Level 60 Hat


Professor's Peculiarity

Level 42
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.



Ol' Geezer #174

Level 37 Hat
Get off mah land!


Virtual Reality Headset #1192

Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.


Pencil Pusher #1053

Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.


Western Wear #341

Level 17 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.


Big Country

Level 73
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.


Buckaroos Hat

Level 75 Hat


Industrial Festivizer

Level 56


Genuine Hetman's Headpiece

Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.


Genuine Wingstick

Level 10 Wingstick


Brainiac Hairpiece

Level 50 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Brainiac Goggles

Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Builder's Blueprints #402

Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.


Idea Tube

Level 77 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.



Texas Half-Pants

Level 63 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.


( Not Usable in Crafting )


Pocket Purrer

Level 56 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.



Googly Gazer

Level 71 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.



Prairie Heel Biters

Level 15 Spurs


Teddy Roosebelt

Level 23 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!



Stocking Stuffer

Level 14 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.





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Level 1 Bottle




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Level 1 Shotgun


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Level 1 Fists


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Level 1 Shotgun


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Level 1 Syringe Gun




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Level 1 Bonesaw




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Level 1 SMG


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Level 1 Kukri


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Level 1 Revolver




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Level 1 Invis Watch




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Level 1 Shotgun


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Level 1 Shovel




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Level 1 Bottle




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Level 1 Fists


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Level 1 Syringe Gun




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Level 1 Bonesaw




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Level 1 SMG


Kukri

Level 1 Kukri


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Level 1 Revolver


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Level 1 Invis Watch




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Item Summary

Item TypeCount
Normal426
Hats131
Misc78
Metal110 items worth 920 scrap
Total745

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