TF2 Backpack - r/funny

Reclaimed Metal

Level 2 Craft Item

Refined Metal

Level 3 Craft Item

Spooky Spoils Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #124

Wicked Windfall Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #128

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Crimson Cache Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #133

Crimson Cache Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #133

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Crimson Cache Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #133

Crimson Cache Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #133

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Crimson Cache Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #133

Ghoulish Gains Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #137

Terrifying Trove Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #145

Scream Fortress XII War Paint Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #129

Scream Fortress XII War Paint Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #129

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Scream Fortress XII War Paint Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #129

Scream Fortress XII War Paint Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #129

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Scream Fortress XII War Paint Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #129

Scream Fortress XII War Paint Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #129

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Scream Fortress XII War Paint Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #129

Scream Fortress XIII War Paint Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #134

Scream Fortress XIII War Paint Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #134

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Scream Fortress XIII War Paint Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #134

Scream Fortress XIII War Paint Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #134

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Scream Fortress XIII War Paint Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #134

Scream Fortress XIV War Paint Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #138

Scream Fortress XVI War Paint Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #146

Soul Gargoyle

Level 95 Tool

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )

Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap

Level 4 Craft Item

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Pristine Robot Brainstorm Bulb

Level 1 Robot Part

Reinforced Robot Emotion Detector

Level 1 Robot Part

Battle-Worn Robot Taunt Processor

Level 1 Robot Part

Fabricator

Level 1 Recipe
recipe component defined item 1 ()
recipe component defined item 2 ()
recipe component defined item 3 ()
recipe component defined item 4 ()
recipe component defined item 5 ()

Quality 15 War Paint

Level 99 War Paint
paintkit_proto_def_index (391)

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Quality 15 War Paint

Level 99 War Paint
paintkit_proto_def_index (122)

Summer 2021 Cosmetic Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #132

Summer 2022 Cosmetic Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #136

Summer 2025 Cosmetic Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #148

Mann Co. Supply Munition

Level 20 Supply Crate
Crate Series #92

Description Tag

Level 1 Tool

Description Tag

Level 1 Tool

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Name Tag

Level 1 Tool

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Decal Tool

Level 5 Tool

Giftapult

Level 5 Tool

Mann Co. Orange

Level 5 Tool

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Strange Count Transfer Tool

Level 94 Tool

Winter 2019 Cosmetic Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #125

Winter 2019 War Paint Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #126

Winter 2020 Cosmetic Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #130

Winter 2020 War Paint Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #131

Winter 2021 Cosmetic Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #135

Winter 2024 Cosmetic Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #147

Party Hat

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

The Bombinomicon

Level 20 Badge
Explode spectacularly on death

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

The Cold Killer #102788

Level 34 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Festive Fascinator

%s7%s6 Headband - %s5: 702

Reindoonibeanie

Level 92 Hat
Jingle all the way

Shoestring Santa

%s7%s6 Hat - %s5: 863

Bronze Dueling Badge

Level 1 Badge

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Mercenary

Level 5 Badge
Hire Date: December 23, 2018 (07:19:28 GMT)

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Spirit of Giving

%s7%s6 Badge - %s5: 5

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Haunted Medic Mask

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )

Eye-See-You

Level 80 Eyes

Handsome Devil

Level 71 Mask

Hollowed Helm

%s7%s6 Hat - %s5: 176

Killer Exclusive

%s7%s6 Hat - %s5: 596

The Killer Exclusive

Level 10 Hat

Operation Two Cities Badge

Level 2 Badge

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Operation Oil Spill Badge

Level 1 Badge

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

PASS Time Miniature Half JACK

Level 50 Pin

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

World Traveler's Hat

Level 20 Hat
★ Unusual Effect: Map Stamps

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )

Jungle Inferno ConTracker

Level 50 Tracker

( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )

Fancy Spellbook

Level 1
Pages of Tumidum: 1
Pages of Gratanter: 4
Pages of Audere: 9
Pages of Veteris: 7
This weapon deploys 50% faster

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Noise Maker - TF Birthday

Level 5 Party Favor

Unlimited use

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Noise Maker - Winter Holiday

Level 5 Party Favor

Unlimited use

Dueling Mini-Game

Level 5 Usable Item

Power Up Canteen

Level 45 Usable Item
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Taunt: Mannrobics

Level 73 Special Taunt

Taunt: The Schadenfreude

Level 5 Special Taunt

The Soda Popper

Level 10 Scattergun
25% faster reload time
On Hit: Builds Hype
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size

The Shortstop

Level 1 Peppergun
When weapon is active:
Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast

The Force-A-Nature

Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size

The Back Scatter

Level 19 Scattergun
Mini-crits targets when fired at their back from close range
20% less accurate
-34% clip size
No random critical hits

Baby Face's Blaster

Level 10 Scattergun
boost on damage (1)
10% slower move speed on wearer
Boost reduced on air jumps
Boost reduced when hit
-34% clip size

Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II

%s7%s6 Scattergun - %s5: 1058
Killstreaks Active

Mad Milk

Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -20%

Reclaimed Metal

Level 2 Craft Item

The Flying Guillotine

Level 68 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits reduce recharge time
Killstreaks Active
No random critical hits

Crit-a-Cola

Level 5 Lunch Box
mod_mark_attacker_for_death (5)

Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol

Level 10 Pistol
On Hit: Gain up to +3 health
+15% faster firing speed
When weapon is active:
-25% clip size

Pistol

%s7%s6 Pistol - %s5: 150
paintkit_proto_def_index (253)
Festivized

The Winger

Level 15 Pistol
+25% greater jump height when active
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size

Crit-a-Cola

Level 5 Lunch Box
mod_mark_attacker_for_death (5)

The Atomizer

Level 10 Bat
air dash count (1)
This weapon deploys -50% slower
-15% damage vs players

The Wrap Assassin

Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
+25% increase in recharge rate
-65% damage penalty

The Bat Outta Hell

Level 5 Skull Bat

The Boston Basher

Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.

Summer 2025 Cosmetic Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #148

The Conscientious Objector

Level 25 Sign
"( ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿°̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ͜ʖ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿°̿ ̿
̿ ̿ )"
Sheen: 3
Killstreaks Active

The Conscientious Objector

Level 25 Sign

The Fan O'War

Level 5 Gunbai
On Hit: One target at a time is Marked-For-Death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
-75% damage penalty

The Ham Shank #320537

Level 5 Pork Product
Killstreaks Active
#Attrib_MakersMark

Three-Rune Blade

Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
#Attrib_MakersMark

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

The Holy Mackerel

Level 42 Fish

The Freedom Staff #370963

Level 25 Staff
#Attrib_MakersMark

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Unarmed Combat #120853

Level 87 Severed Arm
#Attrib_MakersMark

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

The Sandman

Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that slows opponents
-15 max health on wearer

The Third Degree

Level 10 Fire Axe
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit

The Frying Pan

Level 5 Frying Pan

The Frying Pan

Level 5 Frying Pan
Sheen: 5
Killstreaks Active

The Necro Smasher

Level 50 Hammer

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

"Friendly Banana"

Level 25 Sign

The Cool Cat Cardigan #57174

Level 56 Apparel
#Attrib_MakersMark

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Dillinger's Duffel #84942

Level 70 Backpack
#Attrib_MakersMark

The Beastly Bonnet #91455

Level 19 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Quality 15 Bazaar Bargain

Level 99 Sniper Rifle
paintkit_proto_def_index (391)
Base charge rate decreased by 50%

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

The Bazaar Bargain

Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Base charge rate decreased by 50%

The AWPer Hand #399813

Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_MakersMark

The Machina

Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds

The Fortified Compound

Level 10 Bow

The Hitman's Heatmaker

Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Gain Focus on kills and assists
Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
sniper rage DISPLAY ONLY (0)
-20% damage on body shot

The Sydney Sleeper

Level 1 Sniper Rifle
jarate duration (5)
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits

The Huntsman

Level 10 Bow

Diamond Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I

%s7%s6 Sniper Rifle - %s5: 3122

The Cozy Camper

Level 10 Backpack
+4 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming and fully charged

( Not Usable in Crafting )

The Cozy Camper

Level 10 Backpack
+4 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming and fully charged

Darwin's Danger Shield

Level 10 Shield
Immune to the effects of afterburn
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer

The Cleaner's Carbine

Level 1 SMG
Dealing damage fills charge meter
Secondary fire when charged grants mini-crits for 8 seconds
-25% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits

Jarate

Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -20%
jarate description (1)

The Razorback

Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
-100% maximum overheal on wearer

Quality 15 SMG

Level 1 SMG
paintkit_proto_def_index (81)
Festivized

The Shahanshah

Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max

The Bushwacka

Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
When weapon is active:
20% damage vulnerability on wearer
No random critical hits

The Tribalman's Shiv

Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty

Missing Piece

%s7%s6 Hat - %s5: 1210

Most Dangerous Mane

%s7%s6 Facial Hair - %s5: 2586

Sir Shootsalot

Level 6 Bird Head

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Sir Shootsalot

Level 44 Bird Head

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

The Birdman of Australiacatraz #90907

Level 15 Apparel
#Attrib_MakersMark

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Unusual Wild Brim Slouch

Level 66 Hat
★ Unusual Effect: Unknown effect 183

The Cow Mangler 5000

Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
energy weapon charged shot (1)
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Minicrits whenever it would normally crit
No random critical hits

( Not Usable in Crafting )

The Cow Mangler 5000

Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
energy weapon charged shot (1)
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Minicrits whenever it would normally crit
No random critical hits

The Beggar's Bazooka

Level 2 Rocket Launcher
auto fires full clip (1)
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
No ammo from dispensers when active
-20% explosion radius

( Not Usable in Crafting )

The Beggar's Bazooka

Level 74 Rocket Launcher
auto fires full clip (1)
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
No ammo from dispensers when active
-20% explosion radius

The Liberty Launcher

Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
+25% clip size
-25% blast damage from rocket jumps
-25% damage penalty

( Not Usable in Crafting )

The Liberty Launcher

Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
+25% clip size
-25% blast damage from rocket jumps
-25% damage penalty

Quality 15 Black Box

Level 99 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: Gain up to +20 health per attack
paintkit_proto_def_index (248)
-25% clip size

The Black Box

Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: Gain up to +20 health per attack
-25% clip size

The Black Box

Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: Gain up to +20 health per attack
-25% clip size

( Not Usable in Crafting )

The Original

Level 5 Rocket Launcher

The Original

Level 5 Rocket Launcher

( Not Usable in Crafting )

The Direct Hit

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or rocket packs
-70% explosion radius

Quality 15 Air Strike

Level 99 Rocket Launcher
-15% blast damage from rocket jumps
Increased attack speed and smaller blast radius while blast jumping
Clip size increased on kill
paintkit_proto_def_index (143)
-10% explosion radius
-15% damage penalty

The Air Strike

Level 4 Rocket Launcher
Increased attack speed and smaller blast radius while blast jumping
Clip size increased on kill
-15% blast damage from rocket jumps
-10% explosion radius
-15% damage penalty

( Not Usable in Crafting )

The Air Strike

Level 4 Rocket Launcher
-15% blast damage from rocket jumps
Increased attack speed and smaller blast radius while blast jumping
Clip size increased on kill
-10% explosion radius
-15% damage penalty

Quality 15 Rocket Launcher

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Killstreaks Active
paintkit_proto_def_index (60)
Festivized

The Rocket Jumper

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK

The Rocket Jumper

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits

( Not Usable in Crafting )

"Erect Hit"

Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+25% damage bonus
+80% projectile speed
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or rocket packs
-70% explosion radius

( Not Usable in Crafting )

The Mantreads

Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
-75% reduction in airblast vulnerability
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
200% increased air control when blast jumping

The Mantreads

Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
-75% reduction in airblast vulnerability
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
200% increased air control when blast jumping

( Not Usable in Crafting )

The Reserve Shooter

Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or rocket packs
This weapon deploys 20% faster
-34% clip size

( Not Usable in Crafting )

The Reserve Shooter

Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or rocket packs
This weapon deploys 20% faster
-34% clip size

The Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Does not require ammo
Deals only 20% damage to buildings

( Not Usable in Crafting )

The Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings

The Concheror

Level 5 Sashimono
+4 health regenerated per second on wearer

( Not Usable in Crafting )

The Concheror

Level 5 Sashimono
+4 health regenerated per second on wearer

The Battalion's Backup

Level 10 Battle Banner
+20 max health on wearer

The Battalion's Backup

Level 10 Battle Banner
+20 max health on wearer

( Not Usable in Crafting )

The Buff Banner

Level 5 Battle Banner

( Not Usable in Crafting )

The Buff Banner

Level 5 Battle Banner

The Gunboats

Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps

The Gunboats

Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps

( Not Usable in Crafting )

The B.A.S.E. Jumper

Level 36 Parachute

The B.A.S.E. Jumper

Level 68 Parachute

( Not Usable in Crafting )

The Panic Attack

Level 72 Shotgun
+50% bullets per shot
Fires a wide, fixed shot pattern
This weapon deploys 50% faster
Successive shots become less accurate
-20% damage penalty

( Not Usable in Crafting )

The Panic Attack

Level 93 Shotgun
This weapon deploys 50% faster
+50% bullets per shot
Fires a wide, fixed shot pattern
-20% damage penalty
Successive shots become less accurate

Shotgun

%s7%s6 Shotgun - %s5: 820
paintkit_proto_def_index (12)

The Disciplinary Action

Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Teammate: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty

The Disciplinary Action

Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Teammate: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty

( Not Usable in Crafting )

The Market Gardener

Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
-20% slower firing speed
No random critical hits

( Not Usable in Crafting )

The Market Gardener

Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
-20% slower firing speed
No random critical hits

The Half-Zatoichi

Level 5 Katana
Gain 50% of base health on kill
is_a_sword (72)
Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills
No random critical hits

( Not Usable in Crafting )

The Half-Zatoichi

Level 5 Katana
Gain 50% of base health on kill
is_a_sword (72)
No random critical hits
Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills

The Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
When weapon is active:
-90% less healing from Medic sources

( Not Usable in Crafting )

The Equalizer

Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
When weapon is active:
-90% less healing from Medic sources

The Pain Train

Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer

( Not Usable in Crafting )

The Pain Train

Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer

The Escape Plan

Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
When weapon is active:
You are Marked-For-Death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
-90% less healing from Medic sources

( Not Usable in Crafting )

The Escape Plan

Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
When weapon is active:
-90% less healing from Medic sources
You are Marked-For-Death while active, and for short period after switching weapons

"Assume The Position Little Missy"

Level 99 Riding Crop
"Your Punishment will be immediate as soon as you bend over"
On Hit Teammate: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
paintkit_proto_def_index (310)
-25% damage penalty
Festivized

The Eviction Notice

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+15% faster move speed on wearer
+40% faster firing speed
On Hit: Gain a speed boost
Maximum health is drained while item is active
-60% damage penalty

The Viking Braider

Level 18 Facial Hair

The Space Bracers

Level 98 Costume Piece

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

The Hardium Helm

Level 47 Costume Piece

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Lieutenant Bites the Dust

Level 7 Undead Pet

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Calamitous Cauldron

%s7%s6 Cauldron - %s5: 2663

Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul

Level 1 Cursed Soul

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Roaming Roman

%s7%s6 Hat - %s5: 548

Ali Baba's Wee Booties

Level 10 Boots
+200% increase in turning control while charging
+10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)
+25 max health on wearer
Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter

The Bootlegger

Level 10 Boots
+200% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter
+10% faster move speed on wearer (shield required)

The Loch-n-Load

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage vs buildings
+25% projectile speed
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
-25% clip size
-25% explosion radius

The Loose Cannon

Level 10 Grenade Launcher
Cannonballs push players back on impact
override projectile type (1099431936)
+20% projectile speed
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key
Cannonballs do not explode on impact

Grenade Launcher

%s7%s6 Grenade Launcher - %s5: 287
paintkit_proto_def_index (84)

Iron Bomber

%s7%s6 Grenade Launcher - %s5: 1454
Grenades have very little bounce and roll
-30% fuse time on grenades
paintkit_proto_def_index (257)
-15% explosion radius
Festivized

The Iron Bomber

Level 95 Grenade Launcher
Grenades have very little bounce and roll
-30% fuse time on grenades
-15% explosion radius

The Splendid Screen

Level 10 Shield
+50% increase in charge recharge rate
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+20% explosive damage resistance on wearer

The Tide Turner

Level 18 Shield
+15% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Full turning control while charging
Melee kills refill 75% of your charge meter
Taking damage while shield charging reduces remaining charging time

The Tide Turner

Level 98 Shield
+15% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Full turning control while charging
Melee kills refill 75% of your charge meter
Taking damage while shield charging reduces remaining charging time

The Chargin' Targe

Level 82 Shield
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+30% explosive damage resistance on wearer

The Scottish Resistance

Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+6 max stickybombs out
+25% faster firing speed
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time

Quality 15 Stickybomb Launcher

Level 99 Stickybomb Launcher
paintkit_proto_def_index (391)

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

The Sticky Jumper

Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
No self inflicted blast damage taken
override projectile type (1096810496)
-6 max stickybombs out
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK

Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I

%s7%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - %s5: 692
Killstreaks Active

Quality 15 Claidheamh Mòr

Level 99 Sword
Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
paintkit_proto_def_index (163)
is_a_sword (72)
When weapon is active:
15% damage vulnerability on wearer
No random critical hits

The Claidheamh Mòr

Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
Melee kills refill 25% of your charge meter
is_a_sword (72)
When weapon is active:
15% damage vulnerability on wearer
No random critical hits

Nessie's Nine Iron

Level 5 Golf Club
is_a_sword (72)
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer

Quality 15 Persian Persuader

Level 99 Sword
Ammo boxes collected also refill your charge meter
Melee hits refill 20% of your charge meter
paintkit_proto_def_index (122)
is_a_sword (72)
-80% max secondary ammo on wearer
-80% max primary ammo on wearer
No random critical hits

The Scottish Handshake

Level 10 Bottle

The Ullapool Caber

Level 10 Stick Bomb
This weapon deploys -100% slower
-20% slower firing speed
No random critical hits

The Eyelander

Level 5 Sword
is_a_sword (72)
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer

Quality 15 Scotsman's Skullcutter

Level 99 Axe
+20% damage bonus
paintkit_proto_def_index (144)
is_a_sword (72)
When weapon is active:
15% slower move speed on wearer

The Scotsman's Skullcutter

Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
is_a_sword (72)
When weapon is active:
15% slower move speed on wearer

Helm Helm

%s7%s6 Hat - %s5: 447

The Bearded Bombardier

Level 45 Facial Hair
attach particle effect static (28)

Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul

Level 1 Cursed Soul

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Backbreaker's Guards

%s7%s6 Shoulder Pads - %s5: 3689

Tartan Tyrolean

Level 68 Hat

Taunt: The Pooped Deck

Level 54 Special Taunt

Quality 15 Crusader's Crossbow

Level 99 Crossbow
paintkit_proto_def_index (112)
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer

Crusader's Crossbow

Level 15 Crossbow
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer

The Overdose

Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
-15% damage penalty

The Blutsauger

Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: Gain up to +3 health
-2 health regenerated per second on wearer

The Kritzkrieg

Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance

The Quick-Fix

Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
+40% heal rate
+10% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing to 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
50% max overheal

The Vaccinator

Level 8 Vaccinator
+67% ÜberCharge rate
medigun charge is resists (3)
-33% ÜberCharge rate on Overhealed patients
-66% Overheal build rate

"Retard Leash"

%s7%s6 Medi Gun - %s5: 206
(%s3: 731)

Quality 15 Amputator

Level 99 Bonesaw
Alt-Fire: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
+3 health regenerated per second on wearer
paintkit_proto_def_index (160)
When weapon is active:
-20% damage penalty

The Solemn Vow

Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
Allows you to see enemy health
-10% slower firing speed

Quality 15 Übersaw

Level 99 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
paintkit_proto_def_index (163)
-20% slower firing speed

The Übersaw

Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed

The Huntsman

Level 10 Bow

Night Ward

Level 68 Pants and Slippers

Doc's Holiday #71290

Level 75 Apparel
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Archimedes the Undying

Level 51 Undead Pet

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Madmann's Muzzle

Level 45 Muzzle

The Angel of Death

Level 86 Apparel
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Taunt: Surgeon's Squeezebox

Level 94 Special Taunt

Taunt: Time Out Therapy

Level 48 Special Taunt

Taunt: The Meet the Medic

Level 5 Special Taunt

Quality 15 Brass Beast

Level 99 Minigun
-20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
+20% damage bonus
paintkit_proto_def_index (122)
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed

The Brass Beast

Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
-20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed

The Huo-Long Heater

Level 79 Minigun
Creates a ring of flames while spun up
25% damage bonus vs burning players
Consumes an additional 4 ammo per second while spun up
-10% damage penalty

Quality 15 Tomislav

Level 99 Minigun
20% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
20% more accurate
paintkit_proto_def_index (161)
-20% slower firing speed
Festivized

Tomislav

Level 5 Minigun
20% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
20% more accurate
-20% slower firing speed

Natascha

Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time

Quality 15 Minigun

Level 99 Minigun
paintkit_proto_def_index (391)

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.I

%s7%s6 Minigun - %s5: 790
Killstreaks Active

The Buffalo Steak Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box
+20% damage vulnerability while active

The Family Business

Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
+15% faster firing speed
-15% damage penalty

The Sandvich

Level 1 Lunch Box

The Second Banana

Level 1 Lunch Box
+50% increase in charge recharge rate
-33% healing effect

The Dalokohs Bar

Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds

"Fat Scout gun"

Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
+15% faster firing speed
-15% damage penalty

Apoco-Fists

%s7%s6 Fists - %s5: 223
Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
Killstreaks Active

The Eviction Notice

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
On Hit: Gain a speed boost
+15% faster move speed on wearer
+40% faster firing speed
Maximum health is drained while item is active
-60% damage penalty

The Fists of Steel

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
-40% maximum overheal on wearer
-40% health from healers on wearer
This weapon holsters 100% slower

The Holiday Punch

Level 10 Fists
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage

The Killing Gloves of Boxing

Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed

Gloves of Running Urgently

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
Maximum health is drained while item is active
This weapon holsters 50% slower

The Warrior's Spirit

Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
+50 health restored on kill
When weapon is active:
30% damage vulnerability on wearer

Festive Gloves of Running Urgently

%s7%s6 Boxing Gloves - %s5: 62
+30% faster move speed on wearer
This weapon holsters 50% slower
Maximum health is drained while item is active

The Abominable Snow Pants

Level 50 Costume Piece

Bear Walker

Level 13 Pants and Slippers

BedBug Protection

Level 21 Shirt

The One-Man Army #84156

Level 10 Hair
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( Not Tradable or Marketable )

The Apparatchik's Apparel

Level 14 Shirt

The Himalayan Hair Shirt

Level 50 Costume Piece

Snack Stack

Level 63 Snack

Unusual Taunt: The Soviet Strongarm

Level 55 Special Taunt
★ Unusual Effect: Skill Gotten Gains

The Nostromo Napalmer #86373

Level 10 Flame Thrower
flame_spread_degree (2.8)
Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
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The Phlogistinator

Level 10 Flame Thrower
burn damage earns rage (1)
flame_spread_degree (2.8)
No airblast
No random critical hits

The Rainblower

Level 10 Flame Thrower
flame_spread_degree (2.8)
Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland

The Degreaser

Level 10 Flame Thrower
flame_spread_degree (2.8)
Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
This weapon deploys 60% faster
This weapon holsters 30% faster
-66% afterburn damage penalty
+25% airblast cost
Festivized

The Backburner

Level 10 Flame Thrower
flame_spread_degree (2.8)
Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost

The Dragon's Fury

Level 85 Flame Launcher
dragons fury positive properties (1)
Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
dragons fury neutral properties (1)
-50% repressurization rate on Alt-Fire

The Festive Backburner

Level 58 Flame Thrower
Killstreaks Active
flame_spread_degree (2.8)
Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost

The Gas Passer

Level 87 Gas-Like Substance
Gas meter builds with damage done and/or time
Spawning and resupply do not affect the Gas meter
Gas meter starts empty

The Manmelter

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
No random critical hits

The Scorch Shot

Level 10 Flare Gun
100% mini-crits vs burning players
mod flaregun fires pellets with knockback (3)
-35% self damage force
-35% damage penalty

The Thermal Thruster

Level 60 Rocket Pack
Push enemies back when you land (force and radius based on velocity)
holster_anim_time (0.8)

The Flare Gun

Level 10 Flare Gun
100% critical hit vs burning players

Detonator

Level 10 Flare Gun
100% mini-crits vs burning players
+50% damage to self
-25% damage penalty

The Back Scratcher

Level 10 Garden Rake
+50% health from packs on wearer
+25% damage bonus
-75% health from healers on wearer

The Lollichop

Level 30 Fire Axe
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland

The Postal Pummeler

Level 10 Mailbox
attack_minicrits_and_consumes_burning (1)
-33% damage penalty
This weapon holsters 35% slower
No random critical hits

The Neon Annihilator

Level 91 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits

Quality 15 Powerjack

Level 99 Sledgehammer
+25 health restored on kill
+15% faster move speed on wearer
paintkit_proto_def_index (249)
When weapon is active:
20% damage vulnerability on wearer

The Powerjack

Level 5 Sledgehammer
+25 health restored on kill
+15% faster move speed on wearer
When weapon is active:
20% damage vulnerability on wearer

The Third Degree

Level 10 Fire Axe
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit

The Vintage Axtinguisher

Level 10 Fire Axe
attack_minicrits_and_consumes_burning (1)
-33% damage penalty
This weapon holsters 35% slower
No random critical hits

Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty

The Homewrecker

Level 5 Sledgehammer
+100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players

The Hot Hand

Level 78 Slap
Gain a speed boost when you hit an enemy player
-20% damage penalty

PY-40 Incinibot

Level 51 Mask

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

The Face of Mercy

Level 30 Mask

Smiling Somen

Level 58 Mask

Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul

Level 1 Cursed Soul

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

The Hot Case

Level 88 Coat

The Diamondback

Level 5 Revolver
sapper kills collect crits (1065353216)
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits

The Enforcer

Level 5 Revolver
Attacks pierce damage resistance effects and bonuses
+20% damage bonus while disguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed

Ambassador

%s7%s6 Revolver - %s5: 120
Crits on headshot
Critical damage is affected by range
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
No random critical hits

The Big Earner

Level 1 Knife
+30% cloak on kill
Gain a speed boost on kill
-25 max health on wearer

Your Eternal Reward

Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
+33% cloak drain rate
Normal disguises require (and consume) a full cloak meter

Conniver's Kunai

Level 1 Knife
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim
-55 max health on wearer

The Sharp Dresser #585498

Level 1 Knife
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The Spy-Cicle

Level 1 Knife
On Hit by Fire: Fireproof for 1 second and Afterburn immunity for 10 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates in 15 seconds and by picking up ammo

Quality 15 Knife

Level 1 Knife
Team Colored Decorated Weapon
paintkit_proto_def_index (78)

The Red-Tape Recorder

Level 75 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty

The Cloak and Dagger

Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
set cloak is movement based (2)
No cloak meter from ammo boxes when invisible
-35% cloak meter from ammo boxes

The Dead Ringer

Level 5 Invis Watch
+40% cloak duration
+50% cloak regen rate
set cloak is feign death (1)
-50% cloak meter when Feign Death is activated
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The Dashin' Hashshashin #114430

Level 10 Hood
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The Scarecrow

Level 32 Hat

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Crustaceous Cowl

Level 40 Hat

The Cut Throat Concierge #67246

Level 22 Shirt
#Attrib_MakersMark

( Not Tradable or Marketable )

Unusual Taunt: The Box Trot

Level 45 Special Taunt
★ Unusual Effect: Skill Gotten Gains

The Widowmaker

Level 5 Shotgun
10% increased damage to your sentry's target
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo

Natascha

Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-20% damage resistance when below 50% health and spun up
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time

Festive Frontier Justice

Level 5 Shotgun
mod sentry killed revenge (1)
Revenge crits are lost on death
No random critical hits
-50% clip size

Quality 15 Rescue Ranger

Level 99 Shotgun
Alt-Fire: Use 100 metal to pick up your targeted building from long range
Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
override projectile type (1099956224)
paintkit_proto_def_index (114)
Self mark for death when hauling buildings
-50% max primary ammo on wearer
-34% clip size
4-to-1 health-to-metal ratio when repairing buildings

Quality 15 Rescue Ranger

Level 99 Shotgun
Alt-Fire: Use 100 metal to pick up your targeted building from long range
Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
override projectile type (1099956224)
paintkit_proto_def_index (114)
Self mark for death when hauling buildings
-50% max primary ammo on wearer
4-to-1 health-to-metal ratio when repairing buildings
-34% clip size

The Rescue Ranger

Level 39 Shotgun
Alt-Fire: Use 100 metal to pick up your targeted building from long range
Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
override projectile type (1099956224)
Self mark for death when hauling buildings
-50% max primary ammo on wearer
-34% clip size
4-to-1 health-to-metal ratio when repairing buildings

Respectless Rubber Glove

Level 9 Hat

The Short Circuit

Level 5 Robot Arm
Alt-Fire: Launches a projectile-consuming energy ball. Costs 65 metal.
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -5 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits

The Wrangler

Level 5 Laser Pointer

The Jag

Level 15 Wrench
Construction hit speed boost increased by 30%
+15% faster firing speed
20% slower repair rate
-25% damage penalty
-33% damage penalty vs buildings

The Southern Hospitality

Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
No random critical hits

The Gunslinger

Level 15 Robot Arm
Third successful punch in a row always crits
Sentry build speed increased by 150%
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits

Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II

%s7%s6 Wrench - %s5: 200
(%s3: 19)
Killstreaks Active

Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I

%s7%s6 Wrench - %s5: 314
(%s3: 31)
Pumpkin Bombs
Sheen: 4
Killstreaks Active

The Eureka Effect

Level 20 Wrench
Press your reload key to choose to teleport to spawn or your exit teleporter
-50% metal cost when constructing or upgrading teleporters
Construction hit speed boost decreased by 50%
20% less metal from pickups and dispensers

"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - your passion"

Level 15 Wrench
Construction hit speed boost increased by 30%
Killstreaks Active
+15% faster firing speed
20% slower repair rate
-33% damage penalty vs buildings
-25% damage penalty
Festivized
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Wavefinder

Level 53 Headgear

The Hook, Line, and Thinker

Level 3 Hat

Professor's Peculiarity

Level 80 Hair
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The Antarctic Researcher #48946

Level 64 Coat
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The Dogfighter

Level 19 Coat

Summer 2025 Cosmetic Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #148

Frontier Justice

Level 5 Shotgun
mod sentry killed revenge (1)
Revenge crits are lost on death
No random critical hits
-50% clip size

The Phlogistinator

Level 10 Flame Thrower
flame_spread_degree (2.8)
burn damage earns rage (1)
No airblast
No random critical hits

The Righteous Bison

Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings

Summer 2025 Cosmetic Case

Level 1 Supply Crate
Crate Series #148

The Huo-Long Heater

Level 82 Minigun
Creates a ring of flames while spun up
25% damage bonus vs burning players
Consumes an additional 4 ammo per second while spun up
-10% damage penalty

The Rainblower

Level 10 Flame Thrower
flame_spread_degree (2.8)
Extinguishing teammates restores 20 health
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland

Dillinger's Duffel

Level 94 Backpack

Item Type	Count
Normal	464
Hats	0
Misc	68
Metal	3 items worth 15 scrap
Total	535

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