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L | DEATH STRIKE
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Scout
(502 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(502 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(505 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(505 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(510 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(510 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(488 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(488 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(490 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(490 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(468 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(468 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(454 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(454 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(487 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(487 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(472 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(472 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
>> Weapons
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>> Tools
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>> Mann Co. Supply Crate
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>> Misc
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Hat of Undeniable Wealth And Respect
Level 28 Hat
"Been There, Done That, and Got The Hat!"
( Not Tradable )
The Holiday Headcase
Level 100 Hat
Merry Smissmas, everyone! May all your miscellaneous holidays be happy
(or somber, depending on your cultural traditions) with this
ultra-rare TF item, donated by Steam User BANG!
Fireproof Secret Diary
Level 1 Secret Diary
It's smoldering a little, but otherwise it seems okay. This thing must
be built out of the same stuff they make ancient astronauts from.
Tux
Level 76 Mascot
Linux represent!
( Not Tradable )
Unusual Pugilist's Protector
Level 78 Hat
Effect: Cloudy Moon
Unusual Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 18 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Effect: Circling Heart
Unusual Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 52 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Effect: Purple Energy
Genuine Ap-Sap
Level 91 Sapper
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science
facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly
defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient,
and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're
trying to work.
sapper voice pak (1)
sapper voice pak idle wait (3)
Genuine Robo-Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
Robots don't just run off oil. They also run off metal things
constructed to resemble human food. Why? Why don't you tell me, if
you're so smart? If anything, eating a metal sandwich makes MORE
sense. Why don't you and oil have a baby that you have shared custody
of after you and oil have a messy divorce if you love oil so much?
Genuine Friends Forever Companion Square Badge
Level 20 Badge
You are a grizzled friendship veteran. Your blood and sweat has been
poured into countless blanket fort constructions. You've fought in
hundreds of harrowing pillow wars. Let this Friends Forever badge be a
reminder to all that you know what it means to be a bro.
Magnanimous Monarch
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Something Special For Someone Special
Level 100 Ring
An eternal symbol of affection and commitment and approximately two
months salary.
Gift wrap this and give it to someone dear, giving them the
opportunity to accept your proposal and announce your happiness to the
whole world.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Max's Severed Head
Level 92 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Unusual Carouser's Capotain
Level 14 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
Effect: Blizzardy Storm
Unusual Sober Stuntman
Level 33 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Effect: Smoking
Gift from: L | 7
Unusual Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 67 Hat
Effect: Nuts n' Bolts
Unusual Trophy Belt
Level 14 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Effect: Green Confetti
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 0 Lunch Box
Genuine Brigade Helm
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Triple A Badge
Level 20 Badge
The letter "a" is a great letter. We like it so much, we stuck it on a
badge. And we thought this gas mask guy looked neat, so we put him on
there too. We're going with our guts; it's working out pretty well.
Our guts feel like the next item we ship will be...a hat of some kind.
Yeah. We're feeling really good about this.
Vintage Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
The Vintage Lo-Fi Longwave
Level 20 Hat
"CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW???"
( Not Tradable )
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
Medal no. 2880
Unusual Handyman's Handle
Level 36 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
Effect: Eerie Orbiting Fire
"HEAVY METAL"
Level 10 Hat
Let's get physical. Physical.
Effect: Nuts n' Bolts
Unusual Familiar Fez
Level 69 Hat
Effect: Smoking
"THE BOY THAT COULD FLY"
Level 39 Hat
Death from above!
Effect: Massed Flies
The Vintage Sandman
Level 0 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
Genuine Glengarry Bonnet
Level 85 Hat
Genuine Archimedes
Level 67
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
"BROMANCE IN THE STONE"
Level 100 Ring
"Yup A Ring...With Some Bling!"
A perpetual bond of commitment between L | DEATH STRIKE
and BoneChalice, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
"Binder Full Of Women"
Level 100 Ring
A perpetual bond of commitment between Don't Stick It In Her Pooper!
and L | DEATH STRIKE, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Saxxy Clapper Badge
Level 100 Badge
Harness the seductive black magic of Hollywood with this commemorative
clapper board—the same used by actual movie directors. Now YOU can
tell Ryan Reynolds what to do!
( Not Tradable )
Unusual Handyman's Handle
Level 25 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
Effect: Searing Plasma
Unusual Football Helmet
Level 100 Hat
Effect: Steaming
Unusual Safe'n'Sound
Level 51 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Effect: Green Confetti
Unusual Prancer's Pride
Level 50 Hat
Effect: Bubbling
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 0 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
Genuine Participant - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
Level 1 Tournament Medal
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.
( Not Tradable )
Earbuds
Level 4 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 38 Hat
OSX represent!
Earbuds
Level 16 Hat
OSX represent!
Unusual Madame Dixie
Level 73 Hat
Effect: Circling TF Logo
Unusual Stainless Pot
Level 66 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Effect: Haunted Ghosts
Unusual Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 59 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Effect: Circling Peace Sign
Genuine El Jefe
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Genuine Mark of the Saint
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Genuine Cold War Luchador
Level 10 Hat
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Hat
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10
Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10 Hat
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Genuine Warsworn Helmet
Level 1 Hat
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Hero's Tail
Level 1 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10 Hat
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Genuine Merc Medal
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
Genuine Wingstick
Level 10
Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
Genuine Battle Bob
Level 1 Hat
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
Genuine Atomic Accolade
Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
Genuine Scrap Pack
Level 1 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
Genuine Whale Bone Charm
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
Genuine Bolgan
Level 1 Hat
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
Genuine Combat Medic's Crusher Cap
Level 1 Hat
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap
Level 1 Hat
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Heroic Companion Badge
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Champ Stamp
Level 1 Tattoos
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool
tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal
criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to
ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Genuine Marxman
Level 1 Glasses
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that
laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a
cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW
YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1 Hat
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Genuine Triad Trinket
Level 1 Necklace
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not
worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance
that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at
home."
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Genuine Vigilant Pin
Level 1 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
Genuine Cockfighter
Level 10 Hat
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker
with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Genuine Tomb Wrapper
Level 1 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
Genuine Croft's Crest
Level 1 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
Genuine Blind Justice
Level 1 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
Genuine Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 1 Hat
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Genuine Hitt Mann Badge
Level 1 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
Genuine Chief Constable
Level 1 Hat
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
Genuine Faerie Solitaire Pin
Level 1 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Genuine Fortune Hunter
Level 1 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
Genuine Buck Turner All-Stars
Level 1 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record
for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to
escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes.
Both his feet were later amputated.
Genuine Steel Songbird
Level 1
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
Genuine Cross-Comm Express
Level 1 Hat
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
"ZUM -ZUM GOGGLES"
Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Genuine Human Cannonball
Level 1 Hat
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot
out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused
stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been
prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1 Backpack
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
Genuine Deadliest Duckling
Level 1 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
Genuine Last Straw
Level 1 Hat
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
Genuine Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1 Hat
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
Genuine Doublecross-Comm
Level 1 Hat
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
Genuine Quäckenbirdt
Level 1 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.
Genuine Siberian Sophisticate
Level 1 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
Genuine Prize Plushy
Level 1 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!
Genuine Vox Diabolus
Level 1 Hat
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1 Hat
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
Genuine Lacking Moral Fiber Mask
Level 1 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
Genuine Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
Genuine That '70s Chapeau
Level 1 Hat
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
Genuine Grizzled Growth
Level 1 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
Genuine Bushman's Boonie
Level 1 Hat
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
Genuine Area 451
Level 1 Hat
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
Genuine Doe-Boy
Level 1 Hat
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
Genuine Person in the Iron Mask
Level 1 Hat
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
RoboCrate
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
Gift from: JoeBoever
RoboCrate
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 63 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 89 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 87 Hat
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 16 Hat
Vintage Mining Light
Level 73 Hat
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Mining Light
Level 70 Hat
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 56 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 60 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 19 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 60 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 13 Hat
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 71 Hat
Vintage Mining Light
Level 83 Hat
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Mining Light
Level 55 Hat
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 26 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 26 Hat
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 43 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 16 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 46 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 91 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Mining Light
Level 28 Hat
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Mining Light
Level 35 Hat
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 53 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 26 Hat
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 53 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 19 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 70 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 66 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 99 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 61 Hat
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 31 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 84 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 95 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 70 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 16 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 23 Hat
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 91 Hat
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 44 Hat
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 84 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 17 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
The Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 18 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
The Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 47 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 1 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 9 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 80 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 26 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 53 Hat
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 16 Hat
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 16 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 95 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 15 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
The Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 1 Hat
"LEVEL 1"
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 15 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 53 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 20 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 7 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 12 Hat
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 50 Hat
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 53 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 81 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 85 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 50 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 85 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 6 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 84 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 18 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 13 Hat
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 69 Hat
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 96 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 98 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 20 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 80 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 93 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 92 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 55 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 48 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 73 Hat
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 2 Hat
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 40 Hat
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 44 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 58 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 71 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 41 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
"P.I.M.P HAT"
Level 61 Hat
"SMACKING BITCHES AND CLOCKIN MY HO'S"
Vintage Hotrod
Level 15 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 66 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 11 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 45 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 84 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 20 Hat
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 40 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 22 Hat
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 43 Hat
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 21 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 77 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 45 Hat
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 78 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 30 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 32 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 87 Hat
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 49 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 33 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 96 Hat
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 95 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 71 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 71 Hat
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 63 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 63 Hat
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 2 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 71 Glasses
Nothing
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 76 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 31 Hat
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 46 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 18 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 48 Hat
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 24 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 74 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 73 Hat
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 36 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 78 Hat
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 66 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?