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Mikami Yua
#43
#26
#45
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Scout
(38 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(38 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(45 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(45 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(37 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(37 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(36 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(36 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(26 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(26 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(32 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(32 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(37 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(37 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(28 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(28 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(30 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(30 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
>> Weapons
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>> Hats
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>> Crafting
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>> Tools
>> Mann Co. Supply Crate
>> Misc
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Level 79
Creates a ring of flames while spun up
Consumes an additional 4 ammo per second while spun up
-10% damage penalty
()
(1.25)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
()
(1)
()
(0.455)
Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
-10% slower firing speed
()
Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
Alt-Fire: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
+3 health regenerated per second on wearer
When weapon is active:
-20% damage penalty
()
(1)
()
(0.608)
(1065353216)
Level 76
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
()
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #43
(1)
(5021)
Level 3
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits reduce recharge time
No random critical hits
()
(1)
Level 94
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits reduce recharge time
No random critical hits
()
(1)
Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
-66% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
+25% airblast cost
()
(1)
(0)
(8.5)
(50)
(2450)
(2.8)
(0.6)
(0.1)
(20)
()
(0.4)
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #26
(1)
(5021)
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #45
(1)
(5021)
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #45
(1)
(5021)
Australium Gold
Level 5
(1)
(1)
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
(1)
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
★ Unusual Effect: Holy Glow
(1)
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
(1)
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
(1)
Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that
declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on
God's Earth.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Soldier of Fortune
Level 10 Badge
Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do
it better.
(1)
Hire Date: July 6, 2008 (06:15:28 GMT)
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level 66
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
(1)
()
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage
Level 60
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
(1)
()
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
()
(1)
()
(0.5)
(1)
Soda Popper #71225
Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
()
(1)
()
(0.5)
(1)
Crafted by Mikami Yua
Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
When weapon is active:
()
(1)
()
(0.66)
(1)
(1.2)
(1.2)
Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
()
Strange Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
()
(1)
(0.608)
()
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
()
(1)
(0.8)
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Strange Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
()
(1)
(0.723)
()
Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump while deployed.
Melee attacks mini-crit while airborne.
-30% slower firing speed
-15% damage vs players
()
(1.5)
(1065353216)
Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump while deployed.
Melee attacks mini-crit while airborne.
-30% slower firing speed
-15% damage vs players
()
(1.5)
(1065353216)
Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death
On Hit: One target at a time is Marked-For-Death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
-75% damage penalty
()
Strange Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that slows opponents
-15 max health on wearer
()
(1065353216)
Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
()
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 30 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
(1)
Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
()
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Press 'Reload' to activate focus
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot
()
Crafted by Mikami Yua
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Scoped Hit: Apply Jarate for 2 to 5 seconds based on charge level.
Nature's Call: Scoped headshots always mini-crit and reduce the remaining cooldown of Jarate by 1 second.
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
()
Level 10
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Cozy Camper #60635
Level 10 Backpack
+4 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming and fully charged
-80% slower move speed when aiming
(1)
Crafted by Mikami Yua
Strange Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
When weapon is active:
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
20% damage vulnerability on wearer
No random critical hits
()
Larrikin Robin
Level 38 Hat
(1)
Beggar's Bazooka
Level 98 Rocket Launcher
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
No ammo from dispensers when active
-20% explosion radius
()
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: Gain up to +15 health
-25% clip size
()
(1)
()
(20)
Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or rocket packs
-70% explosion radius
()
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or rocket packs
-70% explosion radius
()
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or rocket packs
-70% explosion radius
()
Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
()
( Not Usable in Crafting )
"에어샷 당할 준비 되셨나?"
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
+25% clip size
-25% blast damage from rocket jumps
-25% clip size
-25% damage penalty
()
()
Crafted by Mikami Yua
Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
-75% reduction in airblast vulnerability
(1)
(3)
Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
-75% reduction in airblast vulnerability
(1)
(3)
Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
mod mini-crit airborne deploy (3)
15% faster weapon switch
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or rocket packs
-34% clip size
()
(1)
()
(0.608)
(0.8)
(1065353216)
Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
mod mini-crit airborne deploy (3)
15% faster weapon switch
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or rocket packs
-34% clip size
()
(1)
()
(0.608)
(0.8)
(1065353216)
Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
+4 health regenerated per second on wearer
()
(1)
"넌 지금 에어샷 당한거다!"
Level 10 Shotgun
mod mini-crit airborne deploy (3)
15% faster weapon switch
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or rocket packs
-34% clip size
()
()
(1)
()
(0.608)
(0.8)
(1065353216)
Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Teammate: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
()
(1)
()
(0.455)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Teammate: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
()
(1)
()
(0.455)
Disciplinary Action #15933
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Teammate: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
()
(1)
()
(0.455)
Crafted by Mikami Yua
Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Teammate: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
()
(1)
()
(0.455)
Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
()
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Gain 50% of base health on kill
Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills
No random critical hits
()
(72)
(1065353216)
Crafted by Mikami Yua
Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
When weapon is active:
Blocks healing while in use
()
(0.1)
(1065353216)
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
You are Marked-For-Death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
Blocks healing while in use
()
(0.1)
(1065353216)
Team Captain
Level 1 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+200% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
(1)
(0.25)
(1.1)
Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
+20% damage vs buildings
-25% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
-25% explosion radius
()
(1)
()
(1)
Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+20% explosive damage resistance on wearer
+50% increase in charge recharge rate
(1)
Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+20% explosive damage resistance on wearer
+50% increase in charge recharge rate
(1)
Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+30% explosive damage resistance on wearer
(1)
Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
()
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
()
Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
When weapon is active:
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
15% damage vulnerability on wearer
()
(1)
()
(0.455)
(0.25)
(72)
(1065353216)
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
()
(72)
(1065353216)
Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
Ammo collected from ammo boxes becomes health
No random critical hits
-80% max primary ammo on wearer
-80% max secondary ammo on wearer
()
(1)
()
(0.455)
(72)
(1065353216)
(0.2)
(1065353216)
Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
()
(2)
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 69 Hat
(1)
Samur-Eye
Level 25 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
()
(1)
()
(0.608)
(1)
Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
-15% damage penalty
()
(1.2)
Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
-15% damage penalty
()
(1.2)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: Gain up to +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
()
Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: Gain up to +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
()
Vintage Blutsauger
Level 22 Syringe Gun
On Hit: Gain up to +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
()
Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÃœberCharge rate
ÃœberCharge grants 100% critical chance
()
(1065353216)
Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
+40% heal rate
+10% ÃœberCharge rate
ÃœberCharge increases healing to 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
50% max overheal
()
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
Alt-Fire: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
+3 health regenerated per second on wearer
When weapon is active:
-20% damage penalty
()
(1)
()
(0.608)
(1065353216)
Crafted by Mikami Yua
Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
-10% slower firing speed
()
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 10
On Hit: 25% ÃœberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
()
(1)
()
(0.608)
(1065353216)
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 70 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
(1)
(1)
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 85 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
(1)
(1)
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
(1)
()
(0)
()
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tomislav #66797
Level 5 Minigun
20% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
20% more accurate
-20% slower firing speed
()
(1)
()
Crafted by Mikami Yua
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
()
(0.8)
Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
+15% faster firing speed
-15% damage penalty
()
(1)
()
(0.608)
Level 1
()
(1)
(30)
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Vintage
Level 32
()
(1)
(30)
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+40% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
()
(1.15)
(5)
(3)
Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
+50 health restored on kill
When weapon is active:
-20 max health on wearer
30% damage vulnerability on wearer
()
Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
Build 'Mmmph' by dealing damage.
Alt-Fire on full 'Mmmph': Taunt to gain crit for several seconds.
Invulnerable while 'Mmmph' taunting.
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
(0)
(8.5)
(50)
(2450)
(2.8)
(0.6)
(0.1)
()
(1065353216)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
(0)
(8.5)
(50)
(2450)
(2.8)
(0.6)
(0.1)
(20)
()
Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
()
(1065353216)
(20)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Scorch Shot #36164
Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Flare knocks back target on hit
and explodes when it hits the ground.
Increased knock back on burning players
100% mini-crits vs burning players
-35% damage penalty
-35% self damage force
()
(1)
()
(0.608)
(1065353216)
Crafted by Mikami Yua
Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
100% mini-crits vs burning players
+50% damage to self
-25% damage penalty
()
(1)
()
(0.608)
(1065353216)
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
100% mini-crits vs burning players
+50% damage to self
-25% damage penalty
()
(1)
()
(0.608)
(1065353216)
Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
()
(1)
()
(0.455)
Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
()
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 10
-33% damage penalty
No random critical hits
(1)
(1.35)
()
Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
+100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
()
Bubble Pipe
Level 89
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
★ Unusual Effect: Genteel Smoke
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
damage bonus while undisguised (1.2)
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
()
(1)
Level 5
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
No random critical hits
()
(1)
Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
+30% cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
()
(1065353216)
(3)
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
+33% cloak drain rate
()
(1065353216)
(1065353216)
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim
-55 max health on wearer
()
(1065353216)
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim
-55 max health on wearer
()
(1065353216)
Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Fireproof for 1 second and Afterburn immunity for 10 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates in 15 seconds and by picking up ammo
()
Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive.
Alt-Fire: Turn invisible. Cannot attack while invisible. Bumping in to enemies will make you slightly visible to enemies.
Cloak drain rate based on movement speed.
()
(1)
(0.65)
Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive.
Alt-Fire: Turn invisible. Cannot attack while invisible. Bumping in to enemies will make you slightly visible to enemies.
Cloak drain rate based on movement speed.
()
(1)
(0.65)
Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive.
Alt-Fire: Turn invisible. Cannot attack while invisible. Bumping in to enemies will make you slightly visible to enemies.
Cloak drain rate based on movement speed.
()
(1)
(0.65)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+50% cloak regen rate
+40% cloak duration
Cloak Type: Feign Death.
Leave a fake corpse on taking damage
and temporarily gain invisibility, speed and damage resistance.
+60% cloak drain rate
()
(0.5)
(1)
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 97 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
(1)
Fancy Fedora
Level 50
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
(1)
(1)
Griffin's Gog
Level 25
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
(1)
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 75 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
(1)
Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
()
(1.1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses up to 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses up to 20% cloak
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
()
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange
Level 5
Gain 2 revenge crits for each sentry kill and
1 for each sentry assist when your sentry is destroyed
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
()
(1)
(1065353216)
Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
Alt-Fire: Launches a projectile-consuming energy ball. Costs 65 metal.
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -5 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
()
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
Alt-Fire: Launches a projectile-consuming energy ball. Costs 65 metal.
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -5 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
()
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
()
Jag
Level 15 Wrench
Construction hit speed boost increased by 30%
+15% faster firing speed
-25% damage penalty
20% slower repair rate
()
(1)
()
(0.756)
(0.67)
Strange Jag
Level 15 Wrench
Construction hit speed boost increased by 30%
+15% faster firing speed
-25% damage penalty
20% slower repair rate
()
(1)
()
(0.756)
(0.67)
Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Sentry build speed increased by 150%
Replaces the Sentry with a Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
()
(1)
(1065353216)
Strange Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
()
(1)
(0.756)
()
Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
Press your reload key to choose to teleport to spawn or your exit teleporter
Cannot carry buildings
Construction hit speed boost decreased by 50%
()
(1065353216)
(0.8)
(0.5)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 86 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
(1)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
()
(1)
(0.8)
Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
()
Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-25% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
()
(1)
(8)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-25% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
()
(1)
(8)
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #44
(1)
(5021)
Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
mod mini-crit airborne deploy (3)
15% faster weapon switch
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or rocket packs
-34% clip size
()
(1)
()
(0.608)
(0.8)
(1065353216)
Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Scoped Hit: Apply Jarate for 2 to 5 seconds based on charge level.
Nature's Call: Scoped headshots always mini-crit and reduce the remaining cooldown of Jarate by 1 second.
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
()
Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.
Base charge rate decreased by 50%
()
(1)
()
(0.676)
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
(1)
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
()
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
()
(1065353216)
(1)
Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+200% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
(1)
(0.25)
(1.1)
Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (1099431936)
Cannonballs push players back on impact
+20% projectile speed
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key
Cannonballs do not explode on impact
-50% damage on contact with surfaces
()
(1)
()
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
()
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
(1)
(5021)
Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
-75% reduction in airblast vulnerability
(1)
(3)
Rescue Ranger
Level 52 Shotgun
Alt-Fire: Use 100 metal to pick up your targeted building from long range
Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
override projectile type (1099956224)
Self mark for death when hauling buildings
-50% max primary ammo on wearer
-34% clip size
()
(1)
()
(0.608)
(4)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
()
Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Teammate: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
()
(1)
()
(0.455)
Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
Alt-Fire: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
+3 health regenerated per second on wearer
When weapon is active:
-20% damage penalty
()
(1)
()
(0.608)
(1065353216)
Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
Alt-Fire: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
+3 health regenerated per second on wearer
When weapon is active:
-20% damage penalty
()
(1)
()
(0.608)
(1065353216)
Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
()
Unknown Item 5781
Level 20
Crate Series #90
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Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
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Level 1
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level 1
Level 1
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level 1
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level 1
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Level 1
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level 1
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level 1
Level 1
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level 1
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level 1
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level 1
Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÃœberCharge rate
ÃœberCharge grants 100% critical chance
Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: Gain up to +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that slows opponents
-15 max health on wearer
Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Can be used to extinguish fires
Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death.
Leave a fake corpse on taking damage
and temporarily gain invisibility, speed and damage resistance.
+60% cloak drain rate
Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive.
Alt-Fire: Turn invisible. Cannot attack while invisible. Bumping in to enemies will make you slightly visible to enemies.
Cloak drain rate based on movement speed.
Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions, grapple hooks or rocket packs
-70% explosion radius
Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
+100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
Golden Wrench
Level 25 Wrench
Imbued with an ancient power
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÃœberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
+15% cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: Gain up to +15 health
-25% clip size
Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Scoped Hit: Apply Jarate for 2 to 8 seconds based on charge level.
Nature's Call: Scoped headshots always mini-crit and reduce the remaining cooldown of Jarate by 1 second.
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are Marked-For-Death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase or PASS Time JACK
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 5 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
Alt-Fire: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
No random critical hits
Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
Jag
Level 15 Wrench
Construction hit speed boost increased by 30%
-25% damage penalty
Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
+25% damage to self
Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death
On Hit: One target at a time is Marked-For-Death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim
-65 max health on wearer
Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
Gain 100% of base health on kill
Honorbound: Once drawn sheathing deals 50 damage to yourself unless it kills
Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
Ammo collected from ammo boxes becomes health
No random critical hits
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÃœberCharge rate
ÃœberCharge increases healing to 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
-10% damage penalty
Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
mod mini-crit airborne deploy (3)
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
Saxxy
Level 25
Imbued with an ancient power
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that
mini-crits players, sets them on fire
and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Teammate: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size
Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump while deployed.
Melee attacks mini-crit while airborne.
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
damage bonus while undisguised (1.2)
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
+30% cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
+100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
or backstab kill
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
Alt-Fire: Launches a projectile-consuming energy ball. Costs 65 metal.
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
Unarmed Combat
Level 1 - 100 Severed Arm
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
Wanga Prick
Level 1 - 100 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses up to 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses up to 20% cloak
Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
Press your reload key to choose to teleport to spawn or your exit teleporter
Cannot carry buildings
Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
Build 'Mmmph' by dealing damage.
Alt-Fire on full 'Mmmph': Taunt to gain crit for several seconds.
Invulnerable while 'Mmmph' taunting.
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming and fully charged
-80% slower move speed when aiming
Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Fireproof for 1 second and Afterburn immunity for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates in 15 seconds and by picking up ammo
Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
Beggar's Bazooka
Level 0 - 100 Rocket Launcher
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
No ammo from dispensers when active
Lollichop
Level 0 - 100 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Flare knocks back target on hit
and explodes when it hits the ground.
Increased knock back on burning players
-50% damage penalty
Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Press 'Reload' to activate focus
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
AWPer Hand
Level 0 - 100
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
Robo-Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
Robots don't just run off oil. They also run off metal things
constructed to resemble human food. Why? Why don't you tell me, if
you're so smart? If anything, eating a metal sandwich makes MORE
sense. Why don't you and oil have a baby that you have shared custody
of after you and oil have a messy divorce if you love oil so much?
Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
Ap-Sap
Level 0 - 100 Sapper
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science
facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly
defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient,
and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're
trying to work.
sapper voice pak (1.0)
sapper voice pak idle wait (3.0)
Bat Outta Hell
Level 5 Skull Bat
Quäckenbirdt
Level 0 - 100 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.
Memory Maker
Level 50 Camera
The memories you made as a Saxxy finalist will live on forever in
film. Other memories—like that time you fractured some jerk
Engineer's skull with an 8mm camera—will live on forever in your
heart.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (17)
Cannonballs push players back on impact
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key
Cannonballs do not explode on impact
-50% damage on contact with surfaces
Rescue Ranger
Level 1 - 100 Shotgun
Alt-Fire: Use 130 metal to pick up your targeted building from long range
Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
override projectile type (18)
Self mark for death when hauling buildings
-50% max primary ammo on wearer
-34% clip size
Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides a 2.5 second resistance bubble that blocks 75%
base damage and 100% crit damage of the selected type to the Medic and
Patient.
+50% ÃœberCharge rate
Press your reload key to cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
-66% Overheal build rate
Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
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Demoman's Fro
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Mining Light
Level 0 - 100
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Football Helmet
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 0 - 100 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Pyro's Beanie
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Batter's Helmet
Level 0 - 100 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Trophy Belt
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Soldier's Stash
Level 0 - 100 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Fancy Fedora
Level 0 - 100
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
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Level 0 - 100
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Engineer's Cap
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Officer's Ushanka
Level 0 - 100
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Stainless Pot
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Tyrant's Helm
Level 0 - 100 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 0 - 100 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Camera Beard
Level 0 - 100 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 0 - 100 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Brigade Helm
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Bonk Helm
Level 0 - 100 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 0 - 100 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Professional's Panama
Level 0 - 100 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 0 - 100 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
Your account has been flagged for circumventing the item distribution system. We have removed the items that were illegally obtained. Future violations will result in the loss of all your items.
Level 100 CheatDetector
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Your account has been flagged for circumventing the item distribution system. We have removed all items in your inventory. Future violations may result in your account being disabled.
Level 100 CheatDetector
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Congratulations! Your Honesty has been rewarded with a new hat! (Some other players were less scrupulous, and have been less fortunate)
Level 100 CheatDetector
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
★ Unusual Effect: Holy Glow
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Level 0 - 100
J.Axer's Dapper Topper
Level 0 - 100 Hat
First Place Winner, Propaganda Contest
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 0 - 100 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Amber's Rad As All Hell Hat
Level 0 - 100 Hat
First Runner-Up, Propaganda Contest
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 0 - 100 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Uncle Sam
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Second Runner-Up, Propaganda Contest
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Level 0 - 100
Earbuds
Level 0 - 100 Hat
OSX represent!
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Hound Dog
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 0 - 100 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Hotrod
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 0 - 100 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Killer's Kabuto
Level 0 - 100 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Max's Severed Head
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Grizzled Veteran
Level 15 Badge
Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill
someone, they'll know they weren't the first.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Soldier of Fortune
Level 10 Badge
Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do
it better.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a partner taunt. Press the action slot key to toggle.
Primeval Warrior
Level 20 Badge
A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle
even started.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Whoopee Cap
Level 0 - 100 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 0 - 100 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Ze Goggles
Level 0 - 100 Glasses
Nothing
Safe'n'Sound
Level 0 - 100 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Frenchman's Beret
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Vintage Merryweather
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 0 - 100 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 0 - 100 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 0 - 100 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Attendant
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Milkman
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Level 0 - 100
Familiar Fez
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Pile o' Gifts
Level 23 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to up to 23 other people on the server!
Lumbricus Lid
Level 10 Hat
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Silver Dueling Badge
Level 25 Badge
Earned at level 25.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Gold Dueling Badge
Level 50 Badge
Earned at level 50.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Platinum Dueling Badge
Level 75 Badge
Earned at level 75.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Pugilist's Protector
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Old Guadalajara
Level 0 - 100 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Napper's Respite
Level 0 - 100 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
Bombing Run
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Death from above!
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Stout Shako
Level 0 - 100 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Handyman's Handle
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
Hard Counter
Level 0 - 100 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
Sober Stuntman
Level 0 - 100 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Carouser's Capotain
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
Wiki Cap
Level 20 Hat
Given to valuable contributors to the official TF2 wiki
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Polycount Pin
Level 1 Badge
Awarded to participants of the Polycount contest.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap
Level 4 Craft Item
This is metal scrap taken from the Horseless Headless Horsemann. It
whispers faintly...'heads'...
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Even more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Noise Maker - Black Cat
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Gremlin
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Werewolf
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Witch
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Banshee
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh
Level 5 Party Favor
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
Noise Maker - Stabby
Level 5 Party Favor
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Scotch Bonnet
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
Big Chief
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Larrikin Robin
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Blighted Beak
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Prancer's Pride
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Détective Noir
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Madame Dixie
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Buckaroos Hat
Level 0 - 100 Hat
German Gonzila
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Flipped Trilby
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Coupe D'isaster
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Bounty Hat
Level 5 Hat
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Treasure Hat
Level 15 Hat
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Hat of Undeniable Wealth And Respect
Level 28 Hat
Earned by completing 28 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt.'
Beware the Cephalopod padlock.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Foster's Facade
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Le Party Phantom
Level 0 - 100
Industrial Festivizer
Level 0 - 100
Exquisite Rack
Level 0 - 100
Defiant Spartan
Level 0 - 100
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 0 - 100
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 0 - 100
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Crocleather Slouch
Level 0 - 100
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
The Superfan
Level 10
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
Dread Knot
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Samur-Eye
Level 0 - 100 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Hero's Hachimaki
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Noh Mercy
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Noise Maker - Bell
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Geisha Boy
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Noise Maker - Gong
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 0 - 100
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
Team Captain
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Western Wear
Level 0 - 100 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
Large Luchadore
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 0 - 100 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Big Country
Level 0 - 100
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
Grimm Hatte
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 0 - 100
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 0 - 100 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
Private Eye
Level 0 - 100 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
Googly Gazer
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
Reggaelator
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
Honcho's Headgear
Level 0 - 100 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
Villain's Veil
Level 0 - 100 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 0 - 100 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 0 - 100 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 0 - 100 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
Doctor's Sack
Level 0 - 100 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
Ol' Geezer
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Get off mah land!
Desert Marauder
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Benefactor's Kanmuri
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Magnanimous Monarch
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
Resurrection Associate Pin
Level 13 Badge
Capo's Capper
Level 0 - 100 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.
'Fish'
Level 1 Fishcake Fragment
It's packed with protein.
Spacemetal Scrap
Level 1 Pin Fragment
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
Brain Bucket
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Dead Cone
Level 0 - 100 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Janissary Ketche
Level 0 - 100 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 0 - 100 Facial Hair
★ Unusual Effect: Genteel Smoke
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Level 15 Badge
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.
Armored Authority
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 0 - 100 Uniform
Bonk Boy
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Hero's Tail
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 0 - 100 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
Made Man
Level 0 - 100 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Conjurer's Cowl
Level 0 - 100 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Planeswalker Helm
Level 0 - 100 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Planeswalker Goggles
Level 0 - 100 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Lo-Fi Longwave
Level 10 Hat
Can't stop the signal.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Team Fortress 2 - Upgrade to Premium
Level 50 Map Stamp
Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
Copper's Hard Top
Level 0 - 100
Security Shades
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Tam O' Shanter
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Stately Steel Toe
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
Level 0 - 100
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
Summer Hat
Level 10 Hat
E hele mākou i kahakai.
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor
#TF_ValveStoreShipmentBox
Level 1
Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
Anger
Level 10 Hat
Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Purity Fist
Level 10
Clockwerk's Helm
Level 20 Hat
DOTA 2 International Championship
Gamescom 2011
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Sniper's Snipin' Glass
Level 20 Hat
DOTA 2 International Championship
Gamescom 2011
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Storm Spirit's Jolly Hat
Level 20 Hat
DOTA 2 International Championship
Gamescom 2011
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
El Jefe
Level 10 Hat
Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor
Hair of the Dog
Level 0 - 100
Scottish Snarl
Level 0 - 100
Pickled Paws
Level 0 - 100
Wrap Battler
Level 0 - 100
B-ankh!
Level 0 - 100
Futankhamun
Level 0 - 100
Blazing Bull
Level 0 - 100
Fallen Angel
Level 0 - 100
Tail From the Crypt
Level 0 - 100
Einstein
Level 0 - 100
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 0 - 100
Emerald Jarate
Level 0 - 100
Idiot Box
Level 0 - 100
Steel Pipes
Level 0 - 100
Shoestring Budget
Level 0 - 100
Under Cover
Level 0 - 100
Griffin's Gog
Level 0 - 100
Intangible Ascot
Level 0 - 100
Can Opener
Level 0 - 100
Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 0 - 100
Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 0 - 100
Holy Hunter
Level 0 - 100
Silver Bullets
Level 0 - 100
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 0 - 100
Buzz Killer
Level 0 - 100
Frontier Flyboy
Level 0 - 100
Legend of Bugfoot
Level 0 - 100
Last Breath
Level 13 Hat
Apparition's Aspect
Level 13 Hat
Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat
Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this
skull-themed hate hat.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Antique Halloween Goodie Cauldron
Level 1 Package
You can pry open the lid of this cauldron to see what strangeness lies
within... from your backpack... IF YOU DARE.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Spine-Tingling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your dislike for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Spine-Cooling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your disdain for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Spine-Twisting Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your discontent with the living.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
Explode spectacularly on death
Ghastly Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combined with the heady aromas
of mould and grave dust.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Cold War Luchador
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
Mark of the Saint
Level 20 Badge
Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 0 - 100 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
Bubble Pipe
Level 0 - 100
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
★ Unusual Effect: Genteel Smoke
Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
Manniversary Package
Level 1 Package
From your fine friends at Mann Co., celebrating our one-year
anniversary.
This contains a free sample from our fall lineup and can be opened
from your backpack.
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
One-Man Army
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
Outdoorsman
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Pencil Pusher
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
Salty Dog
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
Little Buddy
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
Hot Dogger
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
Backwards Ballcap
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
Flair!
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
Hat With No Name
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
Point and Shoot
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that
declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on
God's Earth.
Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
Top Notch
Level 50 Hat
Welcome to a secret society so exclusive it makes the Illuminati look
like a Costco. How exclusive? You are the only member. This is the
only item of its kind in all of existence. So don't craft it, Miney.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental.
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
Head Warmer
Level 0 - 100
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
★ Unusual Effect: Genteel Smoke
Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
Kringle Collection
Level 0 - 100 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Jingle Belt
Level 0 - 100 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
Jingle all the way
Big Elfin Deal
Level 0 - 100 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
Jingle all the way
Festive Minigun
Level 0 - 100
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 0 - 100 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
★ Unusual Effect: Genteel Smoke
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 0 - 100
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 0 - 100
Festive Bat
Level 0 - 100
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 0 - 100
Festive Wrench
Level 0 - 100
Festive Medi Gun
Level 0 - 100
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 0 - 100
Festive Knife
Level 0 - 100
B.M.O.C.
Level 0 - 100
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
Holiday Headcase
Level 0 - 100
Merry Smissmas, everyone! May all your miscellaneous holidays be happy
(or somber, depending on your cultural traditions) with this
ultra-rare TF item, donated by Steam User BANG!
Full Head Of Steam
Level 0 - 100
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
Festive Scattergun
Level 0 - 100
Stocking Stuffer
Level 0 - 100 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
Brown Bomber
Level 0 - 100
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Ebenezer
Level 0 - 100
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.
Something Special For Someone Special
Level 100 Ring
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Lucky Shot
Level 0 - 100
Let's see you do that again, Private.
Warsworn Helmet
Level 0 - 100
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
Bolgan
Level 0 - 100
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
Bolgan Family Crest
Level 0 - 100 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 0 - 100 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
taunt success sound (1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 0 - 100 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
★ Unusual Effect: Genteel Smoke
Snapped Pupil
Level 0 - 100 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
Dueler
Level 0 - 100
Congratulations on winning more duels yesterday than any other TF2
player! Wear this with pride before it changes hands tomorrow!
Gifting Man From Gifting Land
Level 0 - 100
Congratulations on giving out more gifts yesterday than any other TF2
player! Wear this with pride before it changes hands tomorrow!
Philateler
Level 0 - 100
Congratulations on doing more yesterday to support the TF2 map-making
community through map stamps than anyone else! Wear this with pride
before it changes hands tomorrow!
Merc Medal
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
Battle Bob
Level 0 - 100
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
Bushman's Boonie
Level 0 - 100
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
Conquistador
Level 0 - 100
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
Fast Learner
Level 0 - 100 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 1 - 100 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
Captain's Cocktails
Level 0 - 100
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
Helmet Without a Home
Level 0 - 100
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
RoBro 3000
Level 1 - 100 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Level 0 - 100
Level 0 - 100
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 0 - 100 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
taunt success sound (2)
Only visible in Pyroland
Burning Bongos
Level 0 - 100 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Waxy Wayfinder
Level 0 - 100
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
★ Unusual Effect: Genteel Smoke
Scrap Pack
Level 0 - 100 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
Texas Half-Pants
Level 0 - 100 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
Toss-Proof Towel
Level 0 - 100 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
Fruit Shoot
Level 0 - 100
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
Front Runner
Level 0 - 100
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
Triclops
Level 10
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick:
You won't be able to see at all!
Flamingo Kid
Level 10
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.
Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 0 - 100 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 0 - 100
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
Cross-Comm Express
Level 0 - 100
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
Doublecross-Comm
Level 0 - 100
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
Atomic Accolade
Level 0 - 100 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
Professor's Pineapple
Level 0 - 100 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
Quadwrangler
Level 0 - 100 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 0 - 100 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
Liquor Locker
Level 0 - 100 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Hype
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost reduced on air jumps
Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 0 - 100
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
★ Unusual Effect: Genteel Smoke
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 0 - 100
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 0 - 100 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 0 - 100
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Liquidator's Lid
Level 0 - 100 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 0 - 100 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 0 - 100 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
Business Casual
Level 0 - 100 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
HazMat Headcase
Level 0 - 100 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
Idea Tube
Level 0 - 100 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Grenadier Helm
Level 0 - 100
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
Tribal Bones
Level 0 - 100 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
Void Monk Hair
Level 0 - 100
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
Ninja Cowl
Level 0 - 100
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
What's in the Sandvich Box?
Level 1 Package
Open the Sandvich Box to reveal its contents.
What's in the Companion Square Box?
Level 1 Package
Open the Companion Square Box to reveal its contents.
Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
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Awesomenauts Badge
Level 0 - 100 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
Lone Star
Level 0 - 100
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Russian Rocketeer
Level 0 - 100
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
Soviet Gentleman
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
Pocket Purrer
Level 0 - 100 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
Koala Compact
Level 0 - 100 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
Hat of Cards
Level 0 - 100
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Medi-Mask
Level 0 - 100 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
Track Terrorizer
Level 0 - 100 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
Archimedes
Level 0 - 100
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
War Pig
Level 0 - 100
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.
Bearded Bombardier
Level 0 - 100 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
★ Unusual Effect: Genteel Smoke
Level 0 - 100
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Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
U-clank-a
Level 0 - 100
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
Stealth Steeler
Level 0 - 100
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 0 - 100
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
Medic Mech-bag
Level 0 - 100
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
Tin Pot
Level 0 - 100
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
Battery Bandolier
Level 0 - 100
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
Robot Running Man
Level 0 - 100
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
Bolted Bushman
Level 0 - 100
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
Tin-1000
Level 0 - 100
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Deflector
Level 0 - 100
Soldier's Stogie
Level 0 - 100 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
Crafty Hair
Level 0 - 100 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
Area 451
Level 0 - 100
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
Vigilant Pin
Level 0 - 100 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 0 - 100 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
Flunkyware
Level 0 - 100 Apparel
This matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run
away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your
dignity at the same time.
Hanger-On Hood
Level 0 - 100
Protect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your
complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the
stomach for dressing up like a moth.
Flight of the Monarch
Level 0 - 100 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.
Friends Forever Companion Square Badge
Level 20 Badge
You are a grizzled friendship veteran. Your blood and sweat has been
poured into countless blanket fort constructions. You've fought in
hundreds of harrowing pillow wars. Let this Friends Forever badge be a
reminder to all that you know what it means to be a bro.
Triple A Badge
Level 20 Badge
The letter "a" is a great letter. We like it so much, we stuck it on a
badge. And we thought this gas mask guy looked neat, so we put him on
there too. We're going with our guts; it's working out pretty well.
Our guts feel like the next item we ship will be...a hat of some kind.
Yeah. We're feeling really good about this.
Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap
Level 0 - 100
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
Combat Medic's Crusher Cap
Level 0 - 100
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
Heroic Companion Badge
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 0 - 100 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 1 - 100 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 1 - 100 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Lacking Moral Fiber Mask
Level 0 - 100 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.
Whale Bone Charm
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
King of Scotland Cape
Level 0 - 100 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
Menpo
Level 0 - 100 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
K-9 Mane
Level 0 - 100
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 0 - 100
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Foppish Physician
Level 0 - 100 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Distinguished Rogue
Level 0 - 100 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Blood Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Blood Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Blood Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Blood Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Blood Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Blood Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Blood Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Blood Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Diamond Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Diamond Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Diamond Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Diamond Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Diamond Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 0 - 100
Sir Hootsalot
Level 0 - 100
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
Master Mind
Level 0 - 100
Science fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to
oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you
glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that
capitalizes on both.
Scarecrow
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
Crone's Dome
Level 0 - 100
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
Executioner
Level 0 - 100
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
Bonedolier
Level 0 - 100 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
Plutonidome
Level 0 - 100 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
Spooky Shoes
Level 0 - 100 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
Spooky Sleeves
Level 0 - 100 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Zipperface
Level 0 - 100
"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know,
thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an
idiot in front of your kids again!
Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.
What's in the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box?
Level 1 Package
Open the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box to reveal its contents.
Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 0 - 100 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Grand Duchess Fairy Wings
Level 0 - 100 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she
wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop
throne.
Grand Duchess Tiara
Level 0 - 100
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your
pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know
anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and
house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
Exorcizor
Level 0 - 100 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
Wraith Wrap
Level 0 - 100 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
Coffin Kit
Level 0 - 100 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Ghostly Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Dominate a player wearing any Gibus hat, collect the Ghostly Gibus,
and take your rightful place on the
Halloween-update-related-hat-throne.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
Cockfighter
Level 10
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker
with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
Hitt Mann Badge
Level 0 - 100 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
That '70s Chapeau
Level 0 - 100
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
Chief Constable
Level 0 - 100
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
Siberian Sophisticate
Level 0 - 100 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
Deadliest Duckling
Level 0 - 100 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
DethKapp
Level 0 - 100
For centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of
who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally
answers that age-old mystery: It was you!
Nose Candy
Level 0 - 100 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
Rail Spikes
Level 0 - 100 Spikes
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're
cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits
welded onto the round bits.
Brock's Locks
Level 0 - 100 Hair
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased,
tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from
your lower back and buttocks years ago.
Saxxy Clapper Badge
Level 5 Badge
Harness the seductive black magic of Hollywood with this commemorative
clapper board—the same used by actual movie directors. Now YOU can
tell Ryan Reynolds what to do!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Tuxxy
Level 0 - 100 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
Faerie Solitaire Pin
Level 0 - 100 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Level 0 - 100
Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Level 0 - 100
Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.II
Level 0 - 100
Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Level 0 - 100
Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Level 0 - 100
Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Level 0 - 100
Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Level 0 - 100
Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Level 0 - 100
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Level 0 - 100
Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Level 0 - 100
Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Level 0 - 100
Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.II
Level 0 - 100
Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Level 0 - 100
Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Level 0 - 100
Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Level 0 - 100
Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Level 0 - 100
Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Level 0 - 100
Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Level 0 - 100
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 1 - 100 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 0 - 100 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
Cut Throat Concierge
Level 0 - 100 Shirt
Trick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy
hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car
and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them.
Der Wintermantel
Level 0 - 100 Apparel
This fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee
that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species
went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is
synthetic.
Cool Breeze
Level 0 - 100 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 0 - 100
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
Cold Killer
Level 0 - 100
Melt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the
shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki.
Doc's Holiday
Level 0 - 100 Apparel
Comes in "Fever", "Flu", and "Virus" styles, depending on the epidemic
you'd most like to embody while on vacation.
Digit Divulger
Level 0 - 100 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 0 - 100
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
Heavy's Hockey Hair
Level 0 - 100 Hair
Commemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents
senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons
and enforcers worldwide.
Mutton Mann
Level 0 - 100 Hair
Enjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion
with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these
chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake.
Merc's Muffler
Level 0 - 100 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
Barnstormer
Level 0 - 100
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
Carl
Level 0 - 100 Hair
Action stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the
unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long
flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness
wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you
the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache!
Aqua Flops
Level 0 - 100 Flip-Flops
While the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a
little taste of the tropics?
Hunger Force
Level 0 - 100 Shirt
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little
you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have
absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!
Smissmas Wreath
Level 0 - 100 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
Antlers
Level 0 - 100
Give your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when
they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead.
Mann Co. Online Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 0 - 100
Festive Axtinguisher
Level 0 - 100
Festive Buff Banner
Level 0 - 100
Festive Sandvich
Level 0 - 100
Festive Ubersaw
Level 0 - 100
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 0 - 100
Festive Huntsman
Level 0 - 100
override projectile type (19)
Festive Ambassador
Level 0 - 100
Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 0 - 100
Prize Plushy
Level 0 - 100 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
Grizzled Growth
Level 0 - 100 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
Last Straw
Level 0 - 100
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
Tux
Level 0 - 100 Mascot
Linux represent!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Wilson Weave
Level 0 - 100 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
Brütal Bouffant
Level 0 - 100 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.
Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!
Buck Turner All-Stars
Level 0 - 100 Shoes
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record
for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to
escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes.
Both his feet were later amputated.
Vox Diabolus
Level 0 - 100
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
Pounding Father
Level 0 - 100
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
Blind Justice
Level 0 - 100 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
Person in the Iron Mask
Level 0 - 100
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
Doe-Boy
Level 0 - 100
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
Sydney Straw Boat
Level 0 - 100
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
Steel Songbird
Level 0 - 100
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
Croft's Crest
Level 0 - 100 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
Fortune Hunter
Level 0 - 100 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
Tomb Wrapper
Level 0 - 100 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
Mann Co. Painting Set
Level 1 Package
This Do-It-Yourself Mann Co. painting set comes with samples of a few
different colors that are, legally-speaking, absolutely, definitely
not giving off toxic fumes.
Samson Skewer
Level 0 - 100 Decorative Knife
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of
the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of
matches and three raisins.
Bloodhound
Level 0 - 100
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing
gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take
a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
Dapper Disguise
Level 0 - 100 Mask
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the
exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free
bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though,
because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than
before.
Necronomicrown
Level 0 - 100
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's
neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in
your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart!
Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
Long Fall Loafers
Level 0 - 100 Boots
These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your
spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a
great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently
redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.
TF2VRH
Level 0 - 100 Headset
So long, squares! Take a hike, triangles! Introducing the Team
Fortress 2 Very Rectangular Headset, which brings hundreds of decades
of rectangle research and technology to the absolute forefront of your
face.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Conspiracy Cap
Level 10 Hat
Don't shield your head from government secrets with a tinfoil hat like
a know-nothing chump. Listen in on the private chat lines of our
shape-shifting Reptiloid overlords. Find out who wins next year's
World Series! Learn what's really in Area 51! Eavesdrop on Bigfoot's
late-night drunken calls to the President!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Public Accessor
Level 10 Hat
This broken antenna cap is the perfect receiver for any local radio
stations broadcasting up to twenty feet away from you. Tune in to all
the hits from local-area ham radio operators, walkie-talkie
enthusiasts, and small children with soup cans connected by old wire.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Pallet of Crates
Level 23 Gift
When used, this Action Item drops a crate
on up to 23 other people on the server!
Electric Badge-aloo
Level 0 - 100 Badge
This badge's monocle lets you know it can't see, the cane tells you
it's at death's door, and the top hat says it's rich! Marry this badge
before some other gold digger snaps it up!
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 0 - 100 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
Letch's LED
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
Galvanized Gibus
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
Soldered Sensei
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 0 - 100 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
Base Metal Billycock
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
Megapixel Beard
Level 0 - 100 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to
have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
HDMI Patch
Level 0 - 100 Photograph
Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide
Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your
friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face.
Bolted Bombardier
Level 0 - 100 Facial Hair
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his
beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and
they want to talk to you.
Titanium Towel
Level 0 - 100 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered
in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you
slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
Gridiron Guardian
Level 0 - 100 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 0 - 100 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
Battery Canteens
Level 0 - 100
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid.
FR-0
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic '70s film
"Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
Steel Shako
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the
bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
Bot Dogger
Level 0 - 100 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 0 - 100 Hat
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained
urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through
a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
Scrap Sack
Level 0 - 100 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an
eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
Pure Tin Capotain
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you
could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger?
Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention
since the electric can opener.
Plumber's Pipe
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes
with pipe, length of wire.
Teddy Robobelt
Level 0 - 100 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 0 - 100 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
Electric Escorter
Level 0 - 100 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 0 - 100 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
Bolt Boy
Level 0 - 100 Hat
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to
an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's
also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on
here even we don't know what to make of it.
Metal Slug
Level 0 - 100 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
Broadband Bonnet
Level 0 - 100 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
Bonk Leadwear
Level 0 - 100 Hat
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by
mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932,
American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this
mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
Plug-In Prospector
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend you're a grizzled,
cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of
nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of
3047.
Rusty Reaper
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint
something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 0 - 100 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug.
Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something
in your mouth that is on fire.
★ Unusual Effect: Genteel Smoke
Bolted Bicorne
Level 0 - 100 Hat
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a
human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if
they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your
move, parrots.
Timeless Topper
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that
decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper's built for
the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core
of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers.
Filamental
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only
your electrician knows for sure!
Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of
Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must
kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep
boop kill all humans!
Firewall Helmet
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better
hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why?
The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool
and refreshed, probably.
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 0 - 100 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
Halogen Head Lamp
Level 0 - 100 Hat
This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor's head mirror by
replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be
seen from space. Peer inside your patients' disease-riddled ears,
noses and throats from a safe distance.
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
Virus Doctor
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler,
or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you
look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver
and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers.
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 0 - 100 Hat
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come
by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats
out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt
cactuses.
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
Practitioner's Processing Mask
Level 0 - 100
Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This
handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of
soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
Mecha-Medes
Level 0 - 100
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when
Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met
his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried
Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
Tungsten Toque
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
Steam Pipe
Level 0 - 100 Pipe
Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the
harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and
dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman
Dracula glasses!
★ Unusual Effect: Genteel Smoke
Data Mining Light
Level 0 - 100 Hat
If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing
away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how
tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not
wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
Byte'd Beak
Level 0 - 100 Hat
This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day
masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for
dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar.
Googol Glass Eyes
Level 0 - 100 Hat
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the
stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean
hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
Bunsen Brave
Level 0 - 100 Hat
Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction
of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native
Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame
temperature of 3100 °C.
Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 0 - 100 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 0 - 100 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
Bolted Birdcage
Level 0 - 100 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This.
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Level 1
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ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Premier Division Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 1 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 2 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 3 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 4 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 5 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L 6v6 Division 6 Participation Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Gold Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Silver Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Bronze Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Gold Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Silver Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 1 Bronze Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Gold Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Silver Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Premier Division Bronze Medal
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 6 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 2 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 3 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 4 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100
ETF2L Highlander Division 5 Group Winner
Level 0 - 100