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Scout
(209 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(209 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(227 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(227 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(226 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(226 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(229 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(229 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(209 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(209 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(195 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(195 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(198 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(198 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(197 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(197 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(204 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(204 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
>> Weapons
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>> Mann Co. Supply Crate
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>> Misc
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Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Noise Maker - Stabby
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Stabby
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Stabby
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #56
Smissmas Wreath
Level 22 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Strange%s6 Axe - Kills%s5: 0
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
Genuine Ap-Sap
Level 5 Sapper
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science
facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly
defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient,
and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're
trying to work.
sapper voice pak (1)
sapper voice pak idle wait (3)
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Noise Maker - Bell
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Gong
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Stabby
Level 5 Party Favor
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
A Mann's Mint
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Muskelmannbraun
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Muskelmannbraun
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Zepheniah's Greed
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Muskelmannbraun
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Zepheniah's Greed
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Australium Gold
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Aged Moustache Grey
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
A Color Similar to Slate
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
A Color Similar to Slate
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Drably Olive
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Drably Olive
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Dark Salmon Injustice
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Indubitably Green
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Noble Hatter's Violet
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Indubitably Green
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Indubitably Green
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Class Token - Scout
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
"SCATTERGORIES"
Face-Melting%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 1074
"A Quick Death for Ages 12 and Up"
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Unremarkable Force-A-Nature
Unremarkable%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 21
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Unremarkable Shortstop
Unremarkable%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 11
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Unremarkable Soda Popper
Unremarkable%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 10
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump
"PISTOL GRIP PUMP"
Mildly Menacing%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 49
"on my lap at all times"
The Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
Face-Melting Mad Milk
Face-Melting%s6 Non-Milk Substance - Sodden Victims%s5: 1385
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Genuine Flying Guillotine
Level 1 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
"MEATLOAF"
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
"dying at the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun."
The Vintage Sandman
Level 83 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
Unremarkable Sandman
Unremarkable%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 17
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
Wicked Nasty Holy Mackerel
Wicked Nasty%s6 Fish - Humiliations%s5: 518
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Scarcely Lethal Boston Basher
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 39
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Genuine Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
The Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
The Vintage Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
Mildly Menacing Atomizer
Mildly Menacing%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 61
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
Strange Wrap Assassin
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 83 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 83 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 83 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 83 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 26 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 81 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
The Milkman
Level 83 Hat
Flipped Trilby
Level 83 Hat
The Superfan
Level 10 Hat
The Void Monk Hair
Level 1 Hat
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
Bombing Run
Level 35 Hat
Death from above!
Haunted Wrap Battler
Level 50 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
The Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
Genuine Hero's Tail
Level 1 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
Genuine El Jefe
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Cross-Comm Express
Level 1 Hat
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonk Boy
Level 76 Hat
Genuine Tomb Wrapper
Level 1 Bandages
These coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped
for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy!
But priceless.
Haunted B-ankh!
Level 28 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
Genuine Triad Trinket
Level 1 Necklace
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not
worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance
that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at
home."
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
Haunted Futankhamun
Level 65 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Class Token - Soldier
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
"2.50 CALIBER SNIPER RIFLE"
Rage-Inducing%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 2164
"BOOM! HEADSHOT!"
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
Server-Clearing Direct Hit
Server-Clearing%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 2760
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
Wicked Nasty Black Box
Wicked Nasty%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 634
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Unremarkable Liberty Launcher
Unremarkable%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 12
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 39 Rocket Launcher
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Unremarkable Shotgun
Unremarkable%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 11
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Vintage Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Unremarkable Mantreads
Unremarkable%s6 Boots - Opponents Flattened%s5: 20
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Unremarkable Reserve Shooter
Unremarkable%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 16
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
Genuine Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Unremarkable Shovel
Unremarkable%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 11
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Somewhat Threatening Equalizer
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 90
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Somewhat Threatening Pain Train
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 85
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Genuine Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Vintage Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Uncharitable Half-Zatoichi
Uncharitable%s6 Katana - Kills%s5: 115
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
Unremarkable Market Gardener
Unremarkable%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 11
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Somewhat Threatening Escape Plan
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 75
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 83 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 83 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 83 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 83 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 83 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Exquisite Rack
Level 57 Hat
Honcho's Headgear
Level 38 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
Lumbricus Lid
Level 83 Hat
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 83 Hat
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 83 Hat
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 83 Hat
Stout Shako
Level 83 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Defiant Spartan
Level 83 Hat
Haunted Idiot Box
Level 43 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 83 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 83 Hat
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Armored Authority #442
Level 60 Hat
Genuine Chief Constable
Level 1 Hat
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
The Salty Dog
Level 10 Hat
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #1347
Level 45 Hat
Genuine Battle Bob
Level 1 Hat
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
Genuine Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 1 Hat
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
Genuine Doe-Boy
Level 1 Hat
Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and
"freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American
steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
Medal no. 9594
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 83 Uniform
The Kringle Collection
Level 83 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 92 Facial Hair
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 83 Decorative Bombs
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
Haunted Steel Pipes
Level 84 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 83 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Class Token - Pyro
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
"W + M2"
Wicked Nasty%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 550
"CATCH"
The Vintage Backburner
Level 83 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
Spectacularly Lethal Backburner
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 290
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
Spectacularly Lethal Degreaser
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 276
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
Uncharitable Rainblower
Uncharitable%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 103
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
"HMWSG X"
Gore-Spattered%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 454
"Go ahead. Ask me about my immune system."
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Unremarkable Flare Gun
Unremarkable%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 10
Unremarkable Detonator
Unremarkable%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 13
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
Unremarkable Reserve Shooter
Unremarkable%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 10
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius
-50% damage penalty
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
"The Parker Fly"
Level 1 Fire Axe
"Adrian Belew Signature Edition"
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Scarcely Lethal Axtinguisher
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 29
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Unremarkable Homewrecker
Unremarkable%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 15
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Gore-Spattered Powerjack
Gore-Spattered%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 403
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
Genuine Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Unremarkable Back Scratcher
Unremarkable%s6 Garden Rake - Kills%s5: 11
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
Unremarkable Lollichop
Unremarkable%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 16
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Genuine Neon Annihilator
Level 1 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 83 Hat
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 83 Hat
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 83 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 83 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 83 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Genuine Brigade Helm
Level 83 Hat
The Attendant
Level 83 Hat
Handyman's Handle
Level 83 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
Napper's Respite
Level 83 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
Old Guadalajara
Level 83 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 83 Hat
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
Haunted Blazing Bull
Level 69 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 83 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 83 Hat
Madame Dixie
Level 83 Hat
Genuine Area 451
Level 1 Hat
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
Prancer's Pride
Level 13 Hat
Stately Steel Toe
Level 83 Hat
The Waxy Wayfinder
Level 83 Hat
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Head Warmer
Level 83 Hat
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
Haunted Wraith Wrap
Level 83 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
The Birdcage
Level 10 Hat
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
The Little Buddy
Level 10 Hat
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Genuine Person in the Iron Mask
Level 1 Hat
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 83 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
The Last Breath
Level 13 Hat
Apparition's Aspect
Level 13 Hat
Haunted Plutonidome
Level 83 Hat
It's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which
means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only
going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium.
Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter.
The HazMat Headcase
Level 83 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
The Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 83 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
The Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
Genuine Deadliest Duckling
Level 1 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
The Jingle Belt
Level 83 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
Jingle all the way
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental.
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 83 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
Haunted Fallen Angel
Level 83 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Genuine Scrap Pack
Level 1 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1 Backpack
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
The Pyrobotics Pack
Level 83 Backpack
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
The Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 83 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
Haunted Coffin Kit
Level 83 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the minature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Haunted Tail From the Crypt
Level 33 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 83 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
Class Token - Demoman
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
"Howie Epstein's Pill Dispenser"
Server-Clearing%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 3390
"Runnin' down a Scout"
The Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
Unremarkable Loch-n-Load
Unremarkable%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 16
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
Ali Baba's Wee Booties #18963
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
Crafted by noname
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (17)
Cannonballs push players back on impact
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
Cannonballs do not explode on impact
-50% damage on contact with surfaces
"STIG-YBOMB LAUNCHER"
Uncharitable%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 119
"and on that bombshell..."
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Strange Chargin' Targe
Strange%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 0
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Strange Scottish Resistance
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Crafted by noname
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Strange Bottle
Strange%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 0
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Mildly Menacing Eyelander
Mildly Menacing%s6 Sword - Heads Taken%s5: 56
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 83 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Strange%s6 Axe - Kills%s5: 0
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
The Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
Strange Ullapool Caber
Strange%s6 Stick Bomb - Kills%s5: 0
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
Mildly Menacing Persian Persuader
Mildly Menacing%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 50
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
Strange Pain Train
Strange%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 0
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Half-Zatoichi
Strange%s6 Katana - Kills%s5: 0
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 83 Hat
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 83 Hat
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 83 Hat
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 83 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 29 Hat
Carouser's Capotain
Level 81 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 64 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Sober Stuntman
Level 37 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Scotch Bonnet
Level 59 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 35 Hat
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Reggaelator
Level 83 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
Haunted Hair of the Dog
Level 92 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Sultan's Ceremonial #834
Level 6 Hat
Tam O' Shanter
Level 83 Hat
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Genuine Bolgan
Level 1 Hat
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
The Grenadier Helm
Level 1 Hat
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10 Hat
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
The Battery Bandolier
Level 57 Decorative Bombs
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
Haunted Scottish Snarl
Level 41 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Genuine Blind Justice
Level 1 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
Haunted Pickled Paws
Level 99 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Class Token - Heavy
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
"BORIS"
Rage-Inducing%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 2429
"for killing moose and squirrel"
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
Vintage Natascha
Level 83 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
Strange Natascha
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 7
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
The Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
Unremarkable Brass Beast
Unremarkable%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 12
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
Strange Tomislav
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
Genuine Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Strange Shotgun
Strange%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 0
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
Strange Family Business
Strange%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 0
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
"LOVE AND PEACE"
Gore-Spattered%s6 Fists - Kills%s5: 416
"These fists cost $$60,000,000,000 to punch for twelve seconds."
Genuine Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
Strange Holiday Punch
Strange%s6 Fists - Tickle Fights Won%s5: 0
(Kills%s3: 0)
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 83 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 0
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Scarcely Lethal Gloves of Running Urgently
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 42
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
The Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 83 Hat
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 83 Hat
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 83 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
The Vintage Hound Dog
Level 83 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
The Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 83 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Hard Counter
Level 83 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
Pugilist's Protector
Level 93 Hat
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Coupe D'isaster
Level 83 Hat
The Big Chief
Level 83 Hat
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 83 Hat
Haunted Can Opener
Level 60 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
The Capo's Capper
Level 48 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
Copper's Hard Top
Level 83 Hat
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
The Outdoorsman
Level 10 Hat
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Hat
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Genuine Pounding Father
Level 1 Hat
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Large Luchadore
Level 83 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 83 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10
Security Shades
Level 26 Hat
Genuine Siberian Sophisticate
Level 1 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
Haunted Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 17 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Genuine Cold War Luchador
Level 10 Hat
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
Haunted Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 29 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Class Token - Engineer
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
"AA-12"
Strange%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 1
"On loan from FPSRussia"
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Gore-Spattered Frontier Justice
Gore-Spattered%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 389
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
Strange Widowmaker
Strange%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 4
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Rescue Ranger
Level 83 Shotgun
Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
override projectile type (18)
Self mark for death on building pick up
-50% max primary ammo on wearer
-34% clip size
Strange Pistol
Strange%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 5
The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
"The Foo Fighter"
Server-Clearing%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 3643
(Kills%s3: 102)
"one more indecent accident"
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
Somewhat Threatening Gunslinger
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Robot Arm - Sentry Kills%s5: 73
(Kills%s3: 21)
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Southern Hospitality
Strange%s6 Wrench - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Jag
Strange%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 0
(Kills%s3: 0)
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Mining Light
Level 83 Hat
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 83 Hat
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 83 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 83 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Hotrod
Level 83 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 83 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Western Wear #5481
Level 28 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
Haunted Buzz Killer
Level 17 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 83 Hat
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
Genuine Vox Diabolus
Level 1 Hat
With this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into
thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way,
they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket
when you try to get them to sign something.
Genuine Last Straw
Level 1 Hat
Do you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab
yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might
come a-trespassin'.
Ol' Geezer
Level 93 Hat
Get off mah land!
Big Country
Level 87 Hat
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
Industrial Festivizer
Level 60 Hat
Buckaroos Hat
Level 47 Hat
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 95 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Googly Gazer
Level 83 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Genuine Wingstick
Level 10
The Pencil Pusher
Level 10 Hat
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
Genuine Grizzled Growth
Level 1 Facial Hair
Whether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the
overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near.
Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a
bear attack when they awake. Works every time.
Haunted Frontier Flyboy
Level 30 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Genuine Prize Plushy
Level 1 Pocket Buddy
No more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and
a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get
one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go!
Haunted Legend of Bugfoot
Level 13 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Class Token - Medic
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
"Trypanophobia"
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 315
"The only thing you have to fear, is piercing death."
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 83 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
Strange Blutsauger
Strange%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
Unremarkable Crusader's Crossbow
Unremarkable%s6 Crossbow - Kills%s5: 24
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
Strange Overdose
Strange%s6 Syringe Gun Prototype - Kills%s5: 0
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
"Dire Straits"
Uncharitable%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 125
(Kill Assists%s3: 196)
"Heals for nothing, Ubers for free."
The Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
Gore-Spattered Kritzkrieg
Gore-Spattered%s6 Medi Gun - Kill Assists%s5: 355
(Ubers%s3: 67)
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
Strange Quick-Fix
Strange%s6 Medi Gun Prototype - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
+50% ÜberCharge rate
Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
-66% Overheal build rate.
"Property of Harold Shipman"
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 80
"Two Hundred and Eighteen and Counting!"
The Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
Uncharitable Ubersaw
Uncharitable%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 119
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
The Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Strange Amputator
Strange%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 0
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 83 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 83 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 83 Hat
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 83 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 83 Glasses
Nothing
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 83 Hat
German Gonzila
Level 62 Hat
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 68 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Grimm Hatte
Level 83 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
Private Eye
Level 83 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
The Team Captain
Level 83 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Haunted Einstein
Level 88 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Doctor's Sack
Level 93 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 83 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
Blighted Beak
Level 83 Hat
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
The Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Haunted Dr. Gogglestache
Level 87 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Genuine Archimedes
Level 83
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
Haunted Emerald Jarate
Level 13 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Class Token - Sniper
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
"The Bodyrocker"
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 341
"Do you like the way I shoot?"
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
The Vintage Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
Strange Huntsman
Strange%s6 Bow - Kills%s5: 0
Truly Feared Sydney Sleeper
Truly Feared%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 253
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
Strange Bazaar Bargain
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 2
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
Wicked Nasty Machina
Wicked Nasty%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 658
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot
"THE CONSULTANT"
Strange%s6 SMG - Kills%s5: 0
"Solves up to 600 Problems per Minute"
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Wicked Nasty Jarate
Wicked Nasty%s6 Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims%s5: 526
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Vintage Razorback
Level 83 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Strange Razorback
Strange%s6 Shield - Spies Shocked%s5: 1
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
Gift from: amcfaggot
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-80% slower move speed when aiming
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
"The Michael J. Dundee memorial kukri"
Level 1 Kukri
"THAT's a knife."
The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Strange%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
Uncharitable Bushwacka
Uncharitable%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 119
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 83 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 83 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 83 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 35 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 83 Hat
Larrikin Robin
Level 19 Hat
Crocleather Slouch
Level 21 Hat
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
Desert Marauder
Level 16 Hat
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 87 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Haunted Holy Hunter
Level 7 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1 Hat
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Genuine Sydney Straw Boat
Level 1 Hat
Throw this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express
joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great
grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons!
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 70 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Genuine Bushman's Boonie
Level 1 Hat
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Villain's Veil
Level 83 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
The Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
Genuine Steel Songbird
Level 1
It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to
the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by
this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird?
Haunted Silver Bullets
Level 63 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Garlic Flank Stake
Level 69 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Class Token - Spy
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
"Velvet"
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 311
"I keep a journal of memories."
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
The Vintage Ambassador
Level 83 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
Unremarkable Ambassador
Unremarkable%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 19
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
Strange L'Etranger
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 0
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Strange Diamondback
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 0
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
"Sightblinder"
Wicked Nasty%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 545
"The Sword of Stealth is Given to, One Lowly and Despised."
Genuine Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
( Not Tradable )
Strange Your Eternal Reward
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Wicked Nasty Conniver's Kunai
Wicked Nasty%s6 Kunai - Kills%s5: 634
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Strange Big Earner
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
"Griffin's Watch"
Level 1 Invis Watch
"Inscribed on the back, 'HGW'"
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Quäckenbirdt
Level 1 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.
The Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
Somewhat Threatening Dead Ringer
Somewhat Threatening%s6 Invis Watch - Deaths Feigned%s5: 72
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
Strange Spy-cicle
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Unremarkable Sapper
Unremarkable%s6 Sapper - Buildings Sapped%s5: 18
Genuine Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
Genuine Ap-Sap
Level 84 Sapper
Mann Co. got a great deal from a nice lady in an abandoned science
facility on a warehouse full of slightly used, possibly mildly
defective sappers. Unlike our other sappers, the Ap-Sap is sentient,
and will provide hours of lively, one-sided conversation while you're
trying to work.
sapper voice pak (1)
sapper voice pak idle wait (3)
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 83 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 83 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 83 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 43 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Familiar Fez
Level 83 Hat
Détective Noir
Level 83 Hat
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 83 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Cosa Nostra Cap #2448
Level 95 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Haunted Under Cover
Level 58 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10 Hat
This hat is a spy.
The Ninja Cowl
Level 1 Hat
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
L'Inspecteur
Level 10 Hat
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
Genuine Lacking Moral Fiber Mask
Level 1 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.
Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10 Hat
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 83 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Le Party Phantom
Level 83 Hat
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
The Made Man
Level 87
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Haunted Scarecrow
Level 83 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
Haunted Griffin's Gog
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Genuine Doublecross-Comm
Level 1 Hat
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
Haunted Intangible Ascot
Level 87 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 83 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 83 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 83 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 83 Hat
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!
Effect: Map Stamps
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 95 Hat
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable )
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Max's Severed Head
Level 83 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Genuine Warsworn Helmet
Level 1 Hat
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10 Hat
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Genuine Human Cannonball
Level 1 Hat
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot
out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused
stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been
prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Genuine That '70s Chapeau
Level 1 Hat
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
Benefactor's Kanmuri
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable )
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Online Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Genuine Cockfighter
Level 10 Hat
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker
with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable )
The Lo-Fi Longwave
Level 10 Hat
Can't stop the signal.
( Not Tradable )
The Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this
skull-themed hate hat.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Summer Hat
Level 10 Hat
E hele mākou i kahakai.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Treasure Hat
Level 15 Hat
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable )
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
( Not Tradable )
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
( Not Tradable )
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable )
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable )
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable )
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Genuine Fortune Hunter
Level 1 Cosmetic Axe
Whether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain
sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just
one swing away with this trusty adventure axe.
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
Resurrection Associate Pin
Level 13 Badge
Smissmas Wreath
Level 83 Pin
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous
berries pinned to your chest.
The Tuxxy
Level 83 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
Earbuds
Level 83 Hat
OSX represent!
Tux
Level 9 Mascot
Linux represent!
( Not Tradable )
Haunted Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your
pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know
anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and
house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
Haunted Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.
Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
Genuine Champ Stamp
Level 1 Tattoos
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool
tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal
criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to
ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Power Up Canteen
Level 47 Usable Item
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time.
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds
( Not Tradable )
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to
remain in the taunt's pose.
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Faerie Solitaire Pin
Level 1 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
Genuine Croft's Crest
Level 1 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
Genuine Mark of the Saint
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Marxman
Level 1 Glasses
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that
laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a
cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW
YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 83 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
( Not Tradable )
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable )
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to
tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to
share with everyone.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Vigilant Pin
Level 1 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
Genuine Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
Genuine Atomic Accolade
Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
Genuine Whale Bone Charm
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
Genuine Hitt Mann Badge
Level 1 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 5 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Level 15 Badge
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that
declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on
God's Earth.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 2 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
Hire Date: September 7, 2009 (22:34:40 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
The Baron of Bequeathment's Spirit Of Giving
The Baron of Bequeathment's%s6 Badge - Gifts Given%s5: 65
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable )
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
Explode spectacularly on death
( Not Tradable )
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable )
"Coinspinner"
Level 5 Sword