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Hard Ass Sandman c|B
#45
Scout
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Soldier
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Pyro
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Demoman
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Heavy
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Engineer
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Medic
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Sniper
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Spy
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The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-90% slower move speed when aiming
The Pomson 6000 #6970
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
Crafted by John Bonham
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
When weapon is active:
-50% damage penalty
-6 health drained per second on wearer
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
+40% clip size
-15% damage penalty
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage and move speed increase
as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing when in use
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #45
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Strange Diamondback
Strange Revolver - Kills: 0
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Strange Bottle
Strange Bottle - Kills: 0
Strange Back Scratcher
Strange Garden Rake - Kills: 0
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
Strange Bottle
Strange Bottle - Kills: 0
Strange Overdose
Strange Syringe Gun Prototype - Kills: 0
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Industrial Festivizer
Level 93 Hat
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
"CRISP!"
Strange Sniper Rifle - Kills: 0
"Head shot? Body shot? Who cares. I still killed you."
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
Strange Part: Buildings Destroyed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of buildings you destroy with that weapon.
Strange Wrench
Strange Wrench - Sentry Kills: 0
(Kills: 0)
Strange Eyelander
Strange Sword - Heads Taken: 0
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Strange Scottish Resistance
Strange Stickybomb Launcher - Kills: 0
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Strange Direct Hit
Strange Rocket Launcher - Kills: 0
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
Strange Fists
Strange Fists - Kills: 0
Strange Boston Basher
Strange Bat - Kills: 0
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Strange Bushwacka
Strange Kukri - Kills: 0
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Gloves of Running Urgently
Strange Boxing Gloves - Kills: 0
+30% faster move speed on wearer
When weapon is active:
-50% damage penalty
-6 health drained per second on wearer
Strange L'Etranger
Strange Revolver - Kills: 0
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
Strange Eyelander
Strange Sword - Heads Taken: 0
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Strange Boston Basher
Strange Bat - Kills: 0
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Strange Bonesaw
Strange Bonesaw - Kills: 0
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Strange Sniper Rifle - Kills: 0
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
Strange Crusader's Crossbow
Strange Crossbow - Kills: 0
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
Strange Shotgun
Strange Shotgun - Kills: 0
Strange L'Etranger
Strange Revolver - Kills: 0
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Strange Kukri - Kills: 0
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
Muskelmannbraun
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Dark Salmon Injustice
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Drably Olive
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
The Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #1
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #5
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #7
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #10
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #11
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #12
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #13
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #14
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #15
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #16
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #17
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #20
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #21
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #23
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #24
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #25
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #26
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #27
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #28
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #29
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #30
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #31
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #32
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #33
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #34
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #37
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #38
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #39
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #41
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #45
Scarcely Lethal Shortstop
Scarcely Lethal Peppergun - Kills: 33
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Strange Detonator
Strange Flare Gun - Kills: 0
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Strange Kukri - Kills: 0
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
Strange Back Scratcher
Strange Garden Rake - Kills: 0
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
Scarcely Lethal Bottle
Scarcely Lethal Bottle - Kills: 44
Strange Diamondback
Strange Revolver - Kills: 4
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Strange Bat
Strange Bat - Kills: 0
Scarcely Lethal Overdose
Scarcely Lethal Syringe Gun Prototype - Kills: 27
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
Uncharitable Loch-n-Load
Uncharitable Grenade Launcher - Kills: 122
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-60% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
Unremarkable Quick-Fix
Unremarkable Medi Gun Prototype - Ubers: 10
(Kill Assists: 14)
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing
Strange Boxing Gloves - Kills: 0
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Scarcely Lethal SMG
Scarcely Lethal SMG - Kills: 28
Rage-Inducing Dead Ringer
Rage-Inducing Invis Watch - Deaths Feigned: 1670
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
Unremarkable Liberty Launcher
Unremarkable Rocket Launcher - Kills: 10
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
Unremarkable Blutsauger
Unremarkable Syringe Gun - Kills: 10
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
Unremarkable Big Earner
Unremarkable Knife - Kills: 10
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
Unremarkable Bazaar Bargain
Unremarkable Sniper Rifle - Kills: 10
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Rage-Inducing Festive Knife
Rage-Inducing Knife - Kills: 1658
Face-Melting Festive Sniper Rifle
Face-Melting Sniper Rifle - Kills: 1079
Sufficiently Lethal Festive Medi Gun
Sufficiently Lethal Medi Gun - Ubers: 220
(Kill Assists: 448)
"Если бы не эта пушка ты бы уже давно
сдох"
Wicked Nasty Festive Wrench
Wicked Nasty Wrench - Sentry Kills: 581
(Kills: 69)
Server-Clearing Festive Minigun
Server-Clearing Minigun - Kills: 4172
Server-Clearing Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Server-Clearing Stickybomb Launcher - Kills: 3953
Somewhat Threatening Festive Flame Thrower
Somewhat Threatening Flame Thrower - Kills: 88
Server-Clearing Festive Rocket Launcher
Server-Clearing Rocket Launcher - Kills: 4849
Truly Feared Festive Bat
Truly Feared Bat - Kills: 254
Server-Clearing Festive Scattergun
Server-Clearing Scattergun - Kills: 3393
The Satisfactory Santa's Spirit Of Giving
The Satisfactory Santa's Badge - Gifts Given: 19
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmass spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable )
Unremarkable Scottish Resistance
Unremarkable Stickybomb Launcher - Kills: 11
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Unremarkable Southern Hospitality
Unremarkable Wrench - Kills: 10
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Unremarkable Atomizer
Unremarkable Bat - Kills: 10
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
Face-Melting Reserve Shooter
Face-Melting Shotgun - Kills: 1060
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
Unremarkable Amputator
Unremarkable Bonesaw - Kills: 17
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Unremarkable Soda Popper
Unremarkable Scattergun - Kills: 18
Builds hype as you run. When the hype meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-60% clip size
No random critical hits
Uncharitable Family Business
Uncharitable Shotgun - Kills: 102
+40% clip size
-15% damage penalty
Gift from: Ph33r
Unremarkable Your Eternal Reward
Unremarkable Knife - Kills: 10
Upon a successful backstab you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
Uncharitable Holy Mackerel
Uncharitable Fish - Humiliations: 133
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Wicked Nasty Ullapool Caber
Wicked Nasty Stick Bomb - Kills: 533
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
"Fus Ro Dah"
Hale's Own Sniper Rifle - Kills: 15816
""La Machina" they call him!"
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
Gore-Spattered Gunslinger
Gore-Spattered Robot Arm - Sentry Kills: 399
(Kills: 128)
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
Face-Melting Kritzkrieg
Face-Melting Medi Gun - Kill Assists: 1218
(Ubers: 436)
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
Truly Feared Equalizer
Truly Feared Pickaxe - Kills: 268
Damage and move speed increase
as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing when in use
Unremarkable L'Etranger
Unremarkable Revolver - Kills: 14
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
Truly Feared Ubersaw
Truly Feared Bonesaw - Kills: 235
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
Unremarkable Brass Beast
Unremarkable Minigun - Kills: 12
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
Server-Clearing Degreaser
Server-Clearing Flame Thrower - Kills: 2787
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
Somewhat Threatening Fists
Somewhat Threatening Fists - Kills: 79
Wicked Nasty Half-Zatoichi
Wicked Nasty Katana - Kills: 502
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Server-Clearing Mad Milk
Server-Clearing Non-Milk Substance - Sodden Victims: 2978
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Somewhat Threatening Razorback
Somewhat Threatening Shield - Spies Shocked: 77
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Gore-Spattered Black Box
Gore-Spattered Rocket Launcher - Kills: 372
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
Rage-Inducing Axtinguisher
Rage-Inducing Fire Axe - Kills: 2374
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Scarcely Lethal Jag
Scarcely Lethal Wrench - Sentry Kills: 31
(Kills: 3)
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
Truly Feared Wrench
Truly Feared Wrench - Sentry Kills: 234
(Kills: 26)
Gore-Spattered Frontier Justice
Gore-Spattered Shotgun - Kills: 484
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Hale's Own Jarate
Hale's Own Jar Based Karate - Sodden Victims: 19141
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
Rage-Inducing Bushwacka
Rage-Inducing Kukri - Kills: 2407
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Unremarkable Sydney Sleeper
Unremarkable Sniper Rifle - Kills: 10
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
Hale's Own Sniper Rifle
Hale's Own Sniper Rifle - Kills: 8614
Sufficiently Lethal Medi Gun
Sufficiently Lethal Medi Gun - Ubers: 188
(Kill Assists: 420)
Unremarkable Bonesaw
Unremarkable Bonesaw - Kills: 12
Unremarkable Crusader's Crossbow
Unremarkable Crossbow - Kills: 10
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
Mildly Menacing Syringe Gun
Mildly Menacing Syringe Gun - Kills: 68
Unremarkable Backburner
Unremarkable Flame Thrower - Kills: 17
100% critical hits from behind
+10% damage bonus
+150% airblast cost
Unremarkable Powerjack
Unremarkable Sledgehammer - Kills: 15
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
Rage-Inducing Flare Gun
Rage-Inducing Flare Gun - Kills: 1910
Face-Melting Flame Thrower
Face-Melting Flame Thrower - Kills: 1475
Unremarkable Revolver
Unremarkable Revolver - Kills: 10
Wicked Nasty Knife
Wicked Nasty Knife - Kills: 511
Unremarkable Conniver's Kunai
Unremarkable Kunai - Kills: 10
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Spectacularly Lethal Ambassador
Spectacularly Lethal Revolver - Kills: 306
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
Unremarkable Sandman
Unremarkable Bat - Kills: 19
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
Sufficiently Lethal Pistol
Sufficiently Lethal Pistol - Kills: 183
Unremarkable Boston Basher
Unremarkable Bat - Kills: 10
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Epic Scattergun
Epic Scattergun - Kills: 5255
Epic Minigun
Epic Minigun - Kills: 5011
Unremarkable Natascha
Unremarkable Minigun - Kills: 10
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
Scarcely Lethal Gloves of Running Urgently
Scarcely Lethal Boxing Gloves - Kills: 36
+30% faster move speed on wearer
When weapon is active:
-50% damage penalty
-6 health drained per second on wearer
Wicked Nasty Direct Hit
Wicked Nasty Rocket Launcher - Kills: 552
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
Face-Melting Shotgun
Face-Melting Shotgun - Kills: 1337
Unremarkable Pain Train
Unremarkable Makeshift Club - Kills: 21
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Hale's Own Rocket Launcher
Hale's Own Rocket Launcher - Kills: 11423
Mildly Menacing Eyelander
Mildly Menacing Sword - Heads Taken: 66
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Rage-Inducing Stickybomb Launcher
Rage-Inducing Stickybomb Launcher - Kills: 2382
Server-Clearing Grenade Launcher
Server-Clearing Grenade Launcher - Kills: 2975
Unremarkable Chargin' Targe
Unremarkable Shield - Kills: 10
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Cozy Camper #11937
Level 10 Backpack
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-90% slower move speed when aiming
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
Festive Knife
Level 1 Knife
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Festive Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Festive Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Festive Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
The Third Degree #3649
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
The Phlogistinator #19772
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
The Eureka Effect #7484
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Sharp Dresser #2383
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
Unarmed Combat #7327
Level 6
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
Crafted by ebilcookies
Wanga Prick #11937
Level 96 Knife
Upon a successful backstab you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Short Circuit #2292
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
The Diamondback #694
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
The Machina #1440
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
The Widowmaker #748
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
"Mail Time!"
Level 10 Mailbox
"Here's the mail it never fails, makes me wanna wag my tail! MAILLL"
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Big Earner #425
Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
The Enforcer #914
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus
0.5 sec increase in time to cloak
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
The Shahanshah #1919
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
The Bazaar Bargain #297
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Crafted by GE
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
Crafted by KKr!l|er
The Eviction Notice #247
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
+40% clip size
-15% damage penalty
Tomislav #1285
Level 5 Minigun
40% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
Ali Baba's Wee Booties #308
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
The Splendid Screen #416
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
Detonator #2354
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
Crafted by Cainisable
The Mantreads #694
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
"Stopitdad's Childhood Memories"
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
The Reserve Shooter #8834
Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
The Liberty Launcher #2502
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
Crafted by megane
The Winger #251
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
The Atomizer #604
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
The Soda Popper #241
Level 10 Scattergun
Builds hype as you run. When the hype meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-60% clip size
No random critical hits
Crafted by KKr!l|er
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Gift from: Stanley
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
The Vintage Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
100% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
100% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
100% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
When weapon is active:
-50% damage penalty
-6 health drained per second on wearer
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
"TnT's French Butter Spreader"
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
Gift from: Sussy: The 39.05
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
"The Ethiopian Emancipator"
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
"With every hit, an ethiopian slave gives 15hp to the master of this
monkey!"
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
"Jake's Slimy Friend"
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Gift from: Nunes
"Simply The Best, Oberweis"
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
The Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
The Vintage Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
The Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-60% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Vintage Razorback
Level 81 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
"Mitch's Piss Ass"
Level 99 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Vintage Huntsman
Level 13 Bow
The Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 76 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
The Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
The Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 91 Lunch Box
The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 40 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
The Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 78 Flare Gun
"Twinweapons"
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+10% damage bonus
+150% airblast cost
The Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage and move speed increase
as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing when in use
The Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, damage done
and damage taken will be mini-crits.
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 53 Lunch Box
The Vintage Sandman
Level 86 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 74 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-60% clip size
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Gong
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Bell
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Gremlin
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Black Cat
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Witch
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Banshee
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Stabby
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Werewolf
Level 5 Party Favor
Class Token - Sniper
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Soldier
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Pyro
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Engineer
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Spy
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Scout
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Heavy
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Medic
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Demoman
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Slot Token - PDA2
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
( Not Tradable )
"Rozik's 6 Inch Average Knife"
Level 1 Knife
"Stylin on yo BITCH ASS!"
Level 1 Knife
"skinned gooks alive since vietNAMM!"
"Chuck Norris' One Flicker Pointer Finger"
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
"Sandman just headshot ya didn't he? Cry now because it WILL happen
again! SKEET"
"Blankman"
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
"Me aka Darryl Walker and J-5 will bring JUSTICE"
"Herpes Shooter"
Level 1 Syringe Gun
"you fucking pussy... if you just died to this gun you're a piece of
shit!"
"Bi-Winning Bicentennial Penis"
Level 1 Bat
"yumadthough?"
Level 1 Scattergun
"LOL boomstick with a side of meatshot! u suck faggot"
"Melville "The Bug" Finster"
Level 1 Scattergun
"Mr. Beans Ball Buster"
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
"Mr. Bean will FUCK YOU UP! and so will I! bitch."
"Pipes of the Silver Monkey"
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
"Bitch Ass Nigga Launcher"
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
"Hide yo kids hide yo wife and hide yo husband cuz niggas gettin
spammed out here"
"Kool-Aid Dispenser"
Level 1 Medi Gun
"OH YEAHHHHH! *CRASHES THROUGH WALL*"
"They See Me Rollin!"
Level 1 Minigun
"I roll a lot of kids with this gun, including u, kid!"
"POW right in the KISSA!"
Level 1 Fists
"Peter Griffin ain't got shit on me!"
"Hard Ass Dick, LAWLnches SPERM!"
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
"I'll blast you with my HARD ASS DICK! yumadthough?"
"Japan's Architectual Savior"
Level 1 Wrench
"Now if we can find something to fix the tsunami's."
"Billy Joel's Fire Starter"
Level 1 Flame Thrower
"Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland"
"The Coontoaster"
Level 1 Flame Thrower
"Lynching niggers has never been THIS easy! NOW U CAN BLOW THEIR
CORPSES AWAY TOO"
"Razor Front"
Level 1 Kukri
"I use this with the razor back to kill pussy spies."
"The Women Beater"
Level 1 Shotgun
"This gun can also be used as a nice blunt weapon, to beat the shit
out of WOMEN!"
"I believe ya, but my TOMMYGUN DON'T!"
Level 1 SMG
"Get down on your knees and tell me you love me!"
"Rolex!"
Level 1 Invis Watch
"Thanks for the watch Billy!"
Haunted Hair of the Dog
Level 74 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Can Opener
Level 20 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Under Cover
Level 63 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Einstein
Level 40 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Idiot Box
Level 38 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Blazing Bull
Level 68 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Holy Hunter
Level 40 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Buzz Killer
Level 48 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Wrap Battler
Level 29 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this
skull-themed hate hat.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Haunted Scottish Snarl
Level 87 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 68 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Intangible Ascot
Level 90 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Dr. Gogglestache
Level 66 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Steel Pipes
Level 24 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Fallen Angel
Level 55 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Silver Bullets
Level 78 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Frontier Flyboy
Level 88 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted B-ankh!
Level 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
Gift from: Quantum G3
Haunted Pickled Paws
Level 88 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 34 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Griffin's Gog
Level 87 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Emerald Jarate
Level 79 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Shoestring Budget
Level 6 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Tail From the Crypt
Level 72 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Garlic Flank Stake
Level 7 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Legend of Bugfoot
Level 62 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Futankhamun
Level 29 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable )
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
Explode spectacularly on death
( Not Tradable )
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable )
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable )
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable )
The Infernal Impaler #279
Level 13 Hat
Apparition's Aspect #598
Level 13 Hat
The Last Breath #852
Level 13 Hat
Crafted by (Red Baron)
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Hair of the Dog
Level 65 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Can Opener
Level 37 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Under Cover
Level 82 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Einstein
Level 50 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Idiot Box
Level 91 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Blazing Bull
Level 57 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Holy Hunter
Level 98 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Buzz Killer
Level 96 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Wrap Battler
Level 93 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap
Level 4 Craft Item
This is metal scrap taken from the Horseless Headless Horsemann. It
whispers faintly...'heads'...
Gift from: Rudy Huxtable
( Not Tradable )
The Scottish Snarl
Level 98 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 45 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Intangible Ascot
Level 11 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 62 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Steel Pipes
Level 62 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Fallen Angel
Level 86 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Silver Bullets
Level 3 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Frontier Flyboy
Level 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
B-ankh!
Level 39 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 86 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Pickled Paws
Level 33 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Griffin's Gog
Level 49 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Emerald Jarate
Level 70 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Shoestring Budget
Level 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Tail From the Crypt
Level 96 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 43 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Legend of Bugfoot
Level 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Futankhamun
Level 41 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
"Luffy's Gomu Gomu Glove"
Level 86 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Effect: Circling TF Logo
"Dayman"
Level 45 Hat
"Fighter of the Nightman, champion of the sun."
Effect: Green Energy
Unusual Soldier's Stash
Level 53 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Effect: Circling Heart
Max's Severed Head
Level 44 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
Medal no. 9165
Earbuds
Level 92 Hat
OSX represent!
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Lumbricus Lid
Level 41 Hat
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Level 15 Badge
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
"Hat Of Undeniable Hard And Ass"
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Benefactor's Kanmuri
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
Gift from: Warner
( Not Tradable )
Treasure Hat
Level 15 Hat
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable )
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
The Superfan
Level 10 Hat
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
( Not Tradable )
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
Resurrection Associate Pin
Level 13 Badge
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
( Not Tradable )
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
Effect: Holy Glow
( Not Tradable )
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable )
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
( Not Tradable )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable )
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable )
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable )
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!
Effect: Map Stamps
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
( Not Tradable )
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable )
Grizzled Veteran
Level 15 Badge
Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill
someone, they'll know they weren't the first.
Hire Date: November 7, 2007 (00:19:12 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
Platinum Dueling Badge
Level 100 Badge
Earned at level 75.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to
tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to
share with everyone.
( Not Tradable )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to
remain in the taunt's pose.
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 69 Hat
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
( Not Tradable )
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Bushman's Boonie
Level 1 Hat
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
Genuine Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
Genuine Bolgan
Level 1 Hat
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10 Hat
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
Genuine Mark of the Saint
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Cold War Luchador
Level 10 Hat
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Genuine Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Genuine El Jefe
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Participant - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
Level 1 Tournament Medal
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Genuine Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Genuine Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
Genuine Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Genuine Hero's Tail
Level 1 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Genuine Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.
( Not Tradable )
The Snapped Pupil
Level 88 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
Crafted by STEAM_0:1:38236957
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 47 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
taunt success sound (1)
The Stocking Stuffer
Level 85 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
The Brown Bomber
Level 20 Hat
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
The Ornament Armament #446
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental.
The Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
The Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
Jingle all the way
The Big Elfin Deal
Level 22 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
The Brainiac Goggles #701
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
The Moonman Backpack #452
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
Crafted by Fucking Michael Kors
The Bubble Pipe #427
Level 85 Hat
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
The Itsy Bitsy Spyer #1191
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
Crafted by Panderah™
Clan Pride #2854
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Crafted by Ser Jusu
"It's a mutha fucking Raichu!"
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
L'Inspecteur #1449
Level 10 Hat
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
The Counterfeit Billycock #2316
Level 10 Hat
This hat is a spy.
Crafted by Śniegus
The Crocodile Smile #1568
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10 Hat
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
The Swagman's Swatter #2073
Level 10 Hat
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
Couvre Corner #46
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
Crafted by Pez
The Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm #1707
Level 10 Hat
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
Crafted by Dr.NomNom 私はあなたが大好きですよ c|B
The Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
The Virtual Reality Headset #1894
Level 10 Hat
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
The Pencil Pusher
Level 10 Hat
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #813
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
Crafted by Zombie Chan™²
The Tavish DeGroot Experience #1850
Level 10 Hat
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
The Buccaneer's Bicorne #1950
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
Crafted by trick17 » Konfy
The Outdoorsman
Level 10 Hat
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
The One-Man Army
Level 10 Hat
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
The Gym Rat #1651
Level 10 Hat
Let's get physical. Physical.
The Cremator's Conscience #3626
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
Crafted by Mongoooooooooooooooooooooooose.
The Little Buddy #1668
Level 10 Hat
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
Crafted by Megatron
The Birdcage #2184
Level 10 Hat
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
The Flamboyant Flamenco #1997
Level 10 Hat
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
The Salty Dog #1757
Level 10 Hat
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
The Hat With No Name #1934
Level 10 Hat
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
The Stereoscopic Shades #7235
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
The Hermes #1318
Level 10 Hat
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
The Hot Dogger #616
Level 10 Hat
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
Crafted by Ma'ii
The Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Gift from: Dr. Strangelove {MD}
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Wingstick #172
Level 10
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #12
Level 45 Facial Hair
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #679
Level 1 Hat
Tam O' Shanter
Level 69 Hat
Rogue's Col Roule #702
Level 15 Apparel
Crafted by Walmart Security
Stately Steel Toe
Level 64 Hat
Copper's Hard Top
Level 56 Hat
Security Shades
Level 95 Hat
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 18 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
Sultan's Ceremonial #508
Level 14 Hat
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
The Capo's Capper #1108
Level 76 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
Desert Marauder #1141
Level 57 Hat
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
Bonk Boy #1011
Level 93 Hat
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
The Made Man #756
Level 34
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
Cosa Nostra Cap #3907
Level 59 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 74 Uniform
Jumper's Jeepcap #263
Level 39 Hat
Crafted by eGF|Silence
Armored Authority #694
Level 74 Hat
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
Hottie's Hoodie #4373
Level 42 Hat
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
Connoisseur's Cap #193
Level 79 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
Large Luchadore
Level 3 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
Crocleather Slouch #109
Level 35 Hat
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
Crafted by BAMF!!!! - critsandvich.com
Villain's Veil #572
Level 26 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Western Wear #43
Level 44 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
Ol' Geezer #259
Level 4 Hat
Get off mah land!
Crafted by CSn| rem-fingerman
The Team Captain #484
Level 85 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Furious Fukaamigasa #272
Level 19 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
Doctor's Sack #79
Level 3 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
Crafted by Arcus Diabolus - Mika
Grimm Hatte
Level 84 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 22 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Crafted by Hard Ass Tony c|B
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 89 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Big Country
Level 85 Hat
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 91 Hat
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
Googly Gazer
Level 39 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 61 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
Private Eye
Level 86 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
Reggaelator
Level 12 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 61 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
Crafted by Kasper (see my PORTAL2 Maps)
Honcho's Headgear
Level 70 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
Crafted by CSn| rem-fingerman
"A Rather Moopish Festive Poop Tree"
Level 91 Hat
Détective Noir
Level 3 Hat
"The Phantom of the Opera"
Level 88 Hat
Larrikin Robin
Level 26 Hat
German Gonzila
Level 63 Hat
Blighted Beak
Level 82 Hat
Buckaroos Hat
Level 38 Hat
Industrial Festivizer
Level 14 Hat
Coupe D'isaster
Level 36 Hat
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 66 Hat
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 21 Hat
Madame Dixie
Level 77 Hat
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 19 Hat
Prancer's Pride
Level 69 Hat
Exquisite Rack
Level 47 Hat
Defiant Spartan
Level 86 Hat
Flipped Trilby
Level 84 Hat
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 13 Hat
The Big Chief
Level 55 Hat
Scotch Bonnet
Level 44 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
Pugilist's Protector
Level 43 Hat
Hard Counter
Level 3 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 82 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Sober Stuntman
Level 42 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Carouser's Capotain
Level 67 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
Crafted by Hard Ass Sandman c|B
Napper's Respite
Level 48 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
Old Guadalajara
Level 28 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Handyman's Handle
Level 10 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 72 Hat
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 50 Hat
Stout Shako
Level 5 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Bombing Run
Level 16 Hat
Death from above!
Familiar Fez
Level 86 Hat
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 33 Hat
The Attendant
Level 60 Hat
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 31 Hat
Crafted by Hard Ass TNT.syn
The Milkman
Level 72 Hat
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 93 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 78 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 75 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 80 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 97 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 37 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 20 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
"Argent's Afghani Pubic Beard"
Level 53 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 55 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 84 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 67 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 97 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 8 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 55 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 24 Glasses
Nothing
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 84 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 40 Hat
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 17 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 90 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 19 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 82 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 9 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Vintage Hotrod
Level 53 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 2 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 94 Hat
Vintage Mining Light
Level 41 Hat
For Engineers with bright ideas.
"Johnny Bravo"
Level 58 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
The Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 2 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 64 Hat
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 16 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 57 Hat
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 84 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 51 Hat
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 90 Hat
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 94 Hat
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 93 Hat
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 100 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 17 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 69 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 71 Hat
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 38 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
"The Start of an Obsession"
Level 74 Hat
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 76 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 86 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 49 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 49 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 52 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 53 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 43 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 38 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 54 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 100 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
"Mike's Hard Ass Special Ed Helmet"
Level 42 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Knife
Level 1 Knife
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+10% damage bonus
+150% airblast cost
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-60% clip size
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage and move speed increase
as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing when in use
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, damage done
and damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Golden Wrench
Level 25 Wrench
Imbued with an ancient power
( Not Tradable )
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
100% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
100% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
100% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
When weapon is active:
-50% damage penalty
-6 health drained per second on wearer
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 5 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-60% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
The Saxxy
Level 25
Imbued with an ancient power
( Not Tradable )
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
40% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
+40% clip size
-15% damage penalty
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
Builds hype as you run. When the hype meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-60% clip size
No random critical hits
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus
0.5 sec increase in time to cloak
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
Unarmed Combat
Level 1 - 100
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
Wanga Prick
Level 1 - 100 Knife
Upon a successful backstab you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
The Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-90% slower move speed when aiming
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Festive Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Festive Bat
Level 1 Bat
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Festive Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Festive Knife
Level 1 Knife
Festive Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
Demoman's Fro
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Mining Light
Level 1 - 100 Hat
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Football Helmet
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 1 - 100 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Pyro's Beanie
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Batter's Helmet
Level 1 - 100 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Trophy Belt
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Soldier's Stash
Level 1 - 100 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Fancy Fedora
Level 1 - 100 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Engineer's Cap
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Officer's Ushanka
Level 1 - 100 Hat
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Stainless Pot
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Tyrant's Helm
Level 1 - 100 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 1 - 100 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Camera Beard
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 1 - 100 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Brigade Helm
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Bonk Helm
Level 1 - 100 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 1 - 100 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Professional's Panama
Level 1 - 100 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 1 - 100 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
Effect: Holy Glow
( Not Tradable )
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
J.Axer's Dapper Topper
Level 1 - 100 Hat
First Place Winner, Propaganda Contest
( Not Tradable )
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 1 - 100 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Amber's Rad As All Hell Hat
Level 1 - 100 Hat
First Runner-Up, Propaganda Contest
( Not Tradable )
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 1 - 100 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Uncle Sam
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Second Runner-Up, Propaganda Contest
( Not Tradable )
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
The Hound Dog
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 1 - 100 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Hotrod
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 1 - 100 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Killer's Kabuto
Level 1 - 100 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Max's Severed Head
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Whoopee Cap
Level 1 - 100 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Ze Goggles
Level 1 - 100 Glasses
Nothing
Safe'n'Sound
Level 1 - 100 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Frenchman's Beret
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Vintage Merryweather
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 1 - 100 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 1 - 100 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
The Heavy Duty Rag
Level 1 - 100 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
The Attendant
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
The Milkman
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Familiar Fez
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Lumbricus Lid
Level 10 Hat
Pugilist's Protector
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Old Guadalajara
Level 1 - 100 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Napper's Respite
Level 1 - 100 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
Bombing Run
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Death from above!
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Stout Shako
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Handyman's Handle
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
Hard Counter
Level 1 - 100 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
Sober Stuntman
Level 1 - 100 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Carouser's Capotain
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
Wiki Cap
Level 20 Hat
Given to valuable contributors to the official TF2 wiki
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable )
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Even more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
( Not Tradable )
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Scotch Bonnet
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
The Big Chief
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Larrikin Robin
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Blighted Beak
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Prancer's Pride
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Détective Noir
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Madame Dixie
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Buckaroos Hat
Level 1 - 100 Hat
German Gonzila
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Flipped Trilby
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Coupe D'isaster
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Bounty Hat
Level 5 Hat
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable )
Treasure Hat
Level 15 Hat
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable )
Hat of Undeniable Wealth And Respect
Level 28 Hat
Earned by completing 28 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt.'
Beware the Cephalopod padlock.
( Not Tradable )
Le Party Phantom
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Industrial Festivizer
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Exquisite Rack
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Defiant Spartan
Level 1 - 100 Hat
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Crocleather Slouch
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
The Superfan
Level 10 Hat
The Dread Knot
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
The Samur-Eye
Level 1 - 100 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Noh Mercy
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
The Geisha Boy
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Hottie's Hoodie
Level 1 - 100 Hat
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
The Team Captain
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Western Wear
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
Large Luchadore
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
Big Country
Level 1 - 100 Hat
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
Grimm Hatte
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 1 - 100 Hat
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 1 - 100 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
Private Eye
Level 1 - 100 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
Googly Gazer
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
Reggaelator
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
Honcho's Headgear
Level 1 - 100 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
Villain's Veil
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 1 - 100 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 1 - 100 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 1 - 100 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
Doctor's Sack
Level 1 - 100 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
Ol' Geezer
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Get off mah land!
Desert Marauder
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable )
Benefactor's Kanmuri
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable )
Magnanimous Monarch
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable )
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
The Capo's Capper
Level 1 - 100 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
Brain Bucket
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
The Dead Cone
Level 1 - 100 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
The Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
The Janissary Ketche
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Armored Authority
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 1 - 100 Uniform
Bonk Boy
Level 1 - 100 Hat
The Hero's Tail
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 1 - 100 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
The Made Man
Level 1 - 100
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
The Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 - 100 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
The Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 - 100 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
The Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 - 100 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
The Lo-Fi Longwave
Level 10 Hat
Can't stop the signal.
( Not Tradable )
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable )
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
Copper's Hard Top
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Security Shades
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Tam O' Shanter
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Stately Steel Toe
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Summer Hat
Level 10 Hat
E hele mākou i kahakai.
The Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
The Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
The Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
The Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
The Anger
Level 10 Hat
Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
The Wingstick
Level 10
The Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
The Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
The Company Man
Level 10 Hat
The Purity Fist
Level 10
Clockwerk's Helm
Level 20 Hat
DOTA 2 International Championship
Gamescom 2011
( Not Tradable )
Storm Spirit's Jolly Hat
Level 20 Hat
DOTA 2 International Championship
Gamescom 2011
( Not Tradable )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable )
The Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
The El Jefe
Level 10 Hat
The Hair of the Dog
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Wrap Battler
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Blazing Bull
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Einstein
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Idiot Box
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Under Cover
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Can Opener
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Holy Hunter
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Buzz Killer
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Last Breath
Level 13 Hat
Apparition's Aspect
Level 13 Hat
The Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat
The Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this
skull-themed hate hat.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Spine-Tingling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your dislike for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Spine-Cooling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your disdain for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Spine-Twisting Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your discontent with the living.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable )
Ghastly Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combined with the heady aromas
of mould and grave dust.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable )
The Cold War Luchador
Level 10 Hat
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
The Mark of the Saint
Level 20 Badge
The Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 1 - 100 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
The Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
The Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
The Bubble Pipe
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10 Hat
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
The One-Man Army
Level 10 Hat
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
The Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10 Hat
This hat is a spy.
The Outdoorsman
Level 10 Hat
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10 Hat
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
The Pencil Pusher
Level 10 Hat
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
The Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
The Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
The Salty Dog
Level 10 Hat
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
The Little Buddy
Level 10 Hat
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
The Gym Rat
Level 10 Hat
Let's get physical. Physical.
The Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
The Birdcage
Level 10 Hat
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
The Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
Flair!
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
The Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
L'Inspecteur
Level 10 Hat
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Swagman's Swatter
Level 10 Hat
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
The Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Hat
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
The Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
The Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
The Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
The Hermes
Level 10 Hat
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
The Point and Shoot
Level 10 Hat
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
The War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
The Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10 Hat
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
The Top Notch
Level 50 Hat
Welcome to a secret society so exclusive it makes the Illuminati look
like a Costco. How exclusive? You are the only member. This is the
only item of its kind in all of existence. So don't craft it, Miney.
( Not Tradable )
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental.
The Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
The Head Warmer
Level 1 - 100 Hat
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
The Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
The Kringle Collection
Level 1 - 100 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
The Jingle Belt
Level 1 - 100 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
Jingle all the way
The Big Elfin Deal
Level 1 - 100 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
The Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
Jingle all the way
The Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 1 - 100 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The B.M.O.C.
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
The Holiday Headcase
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Merry Smissmas, everyone! May all your miscellaneous holidays be happy
(or somber, depending on your cultural traditions) with this
ultra-rare TF item, donated by Steam User BANG!
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 1 - 100 Hat
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
The Stocking Stuffer
Level 1 - 100 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
The Brown Bomber
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
The Ebenezer
Level 1 - 100 Hat
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmass spirit by
Steam User Jacen.
The Lucky Shot
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Let's see you do that again, Private.
The Warsworn Helmet
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
The Bolgan
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
The Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1 - 100 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 1 - 100 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
taunt success sound (1)
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 1 - 100 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Snapped Pupil
Level 1 - 100 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
The Dueler
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Congratulations on winning more duels yesterday than any other TF2
player! Wear this with pride before it changes hands tomorrow!
( Not Tradable )
The Gifting Man From Gifting Land
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Congratulations on giving out more gifts yesterday than any other TF2
player! Wear this with pride before it changes hands tomorrow!
( Not Tradable )
The Philateler
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Congratulations on doing more yesterday to support the TF2 map-making
community through map stamps than anyone else! Wear this with pride
before it changes hands tomorrow!
( Not Tradable )
The Merc Medal
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
The Battle Bob
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
The Bushman's Boonie
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
The Conquistador
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
The Fast Learner
Level 1 - 100 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
The Waxy Wayfinder
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Scrap Pack
Level 1 - 100 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
The Toss-Proof Towel
Level 1 - 100 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
The Fruit Shoot
Level 1 - 100 Hat
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
The Front Runner
Level 1 - 100 Hat
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
The Triclops
Level 10 Hat
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick:
You won't be able to see at all!
( Not Tradable )
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.
( Not Tradable )
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 1 - 100 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
The Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 1 - 100 Hat
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
( Not Tradable )
The Cross-Comm Express
Level 1 - 100 Hat
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
( Not Tradable )
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!
Effect: Map Stamps
( Not Tradable )
Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap
Level 4 Craft Item
This is metal scrap taken from the Horseless Headless Horsemann. It
whispers faintly...'heads'...
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.
'Fish'
Level 1 Fishcake Fragment
It's packed with protein.
Spacemetal Scrap
Level 1 Pin Fragment
Something Special For Someone Special
Level 100 Ring
( Not Tradable )
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Class Token - Scout
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Sniper
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Soldier
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Demoman
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Heavy
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Medic
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Pyro
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Spy
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Class Token - Engineer
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Slot Token - Primary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Slot Token - Secondary
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Slot Token - Melee
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Slot Token - PDA2
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a loadout slot in blueprints
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Pile o' Gifts
Level 23 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to up to 23 other people on the server!
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Noise Maker - Black Cat
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Gremlin
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Werewolf
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Witch
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Banshee
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Stabby
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Bell
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - Gong
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor
Valve Store Shipment Box
Level 1 Shipment Box
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor
Halloween Goodie Cauldron
Level 1 Package
You can pry open the lid of this cauldron to see what strangeness lies
within... from your backpack... IF YOU DARE.
( Not Tradable )
Manniversary Package
Level 1 Package
From your fine friends at Mann Co., celebrating our one-year
anniversary.
This contains a free sample from our fall lineup and can be opened
from your backpack.
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Mann Co. Store Package
Level 1 Package
This bag contains one free item from the Mann Co. store! You can open
it from your backpack!
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Paint Can
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
Indubitably Green
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Zepheniah's Greed
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Noble Hatter's Violet
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
A Deep Commitment to Purple
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Mann Co. Orange
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Muskelmannbraun
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Australium Gold
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Aged Moustache Grey
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Gift Wrap
Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap other items for gifting.
A Carefully Wrapped Gift
Level 5 Gift
This item is a wrapped gift. You can give to someone if you wrapped
it, or unwrap it if you received it!
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Team Spirit
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items the color of your current team.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Backpack Expander
Level 50 - 59 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(1000 spaces maximum)
Pink as Hell
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
A Color Similar to Slate
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Drably Olive
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Dark Salmon Injustice
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Stocking Stuffer Key
Level 5 Tool
Someone left this key in your best pair of fightin' socks.
It looks like it will open any festive or normal crate.
( Not Tradable )
Operator's Overalls
Level 5 Tool
Waterlogged Lab Coat
Level 5 Tool
Balaclavas Are Forever
Level 5 Tool
An Air of Debonair
Level 5 Tool
The Value of Teamwork
Level 5 Tool
Cream Spirit
Level 5 Tool
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Something Special For Someone Special
Level 100 Ring
An eternal symbol of affection and commitment and approximately two
months salary.
Gift wrap this and give it to someone dear, giving them the
opportunity to accept your proposal and announce your happiness to the
whole world.
( Not Tradable )
A Mann's Mint
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
After Eight
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
Level 1 Claim Code
This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from
your backpack to claim the code.
Strange Part
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track an additional new statistic!
Strange Part: Heavies Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Heavies you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Demomen Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Demomen you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Soldiers Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of Soldiers you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Buildings Destroyed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of buildings you destroy with that weapon.
Strange Part: Projectiles Reflected
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of projectiles you reflect with that weapon.
Strange Part: Headshot Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of headshot kills you make with that weapon.
Strange Part: Airborne Enemies Killed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of airborne enemies you kill with that weapon.
Strange Part: Gib Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of enemies you gib with that
weapon.
Strange Part: Full Moon Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill during full
moons with that weapon.
Strange Part: Domination Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of enemies you dominate by killing
them with that weapon.
Strange Part: Revenge Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of enemies dominating you kill with
that weapon.
Strange Part: Posthumous Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill with that
weapon while you're dead.
Strange Part: Allies Extinguished
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of burning allies you extinguish
with that weapon.
Strange Part: Critical Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill with critical
hits from that weapon.
Strange Part: Kills While Explosive Jumping
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of enemies you kill with that
weapon while airborne from a rocket/stickyjump.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #1
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #2
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #3
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #4
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #5
Festive Winter Crate
Level 10
This crate is unusually festive.
Its contents are unknown and
normal keys don't fit the lock.
You'd better hold onto it.
There'll probably be a way to open it later.
Crate Series #6
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #7
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #8
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #9
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #10
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #11
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #12
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #13
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #14
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #15
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #16
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #17
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #18
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #19
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #20
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #21
Refreshing Summer Cooler
Level 10
This cooler's contents are unknown and
normal keys don't fit the lock.
You'd better hold onto it.
There'll probably be a way to open it later.
Crate Series #22
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #23
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #24
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #25
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #26
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #27
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #28
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #29
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #30
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #31
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #32
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #33
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #34
Naughty Winter Crate
Level 10
This crate is unusually festive.
Its contents are unknown and
normal keys don't fit the lock.
Some, but not all, of the items in this crate are Strange...
Crate Series #35
Nice Winter Crate
Level 10
This crate is unusually festive.
Its contents are unknown and
normal keys don't fit the lock.
Crate Series #36
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #37
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #38
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #39
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #40
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #41
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #45
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
Earbuds
Level 1 - 100 Hat
OSX represent!
Grizzled Veteran
Level 15 Badge
Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill
someone, they'll know they weren't the first.
Hire Date: January 1, 1970 (00:00:00 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
Soldier of Fortune
Level 10 Badge
Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do
it better.
Hire Date: January 1, 1970 (00:00:00 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
Hire Date: January 1, 1970 (00:00:00 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to
remain in the taunt's pose.
Primeval Warrior
Level 20 Badge
A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle
even started.
Hire Date: January 1, 1970 (00:00:00 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Silver Dueling Badge
Level 25 Badge
Earned at level 25.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Gold Dueling Badge
Level 50 Badge
Earned at level 50.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Platinum Dueling Badge
Level 75 Badge
Earned at level 75.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Polycount Pin
Level 1 Badge
Awarded to participants of the Polycount contest.
( Not Tradable )
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Foster's Facade
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 - 100 Hat
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable )
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
Resurrection Associate Pin
Level 13 Badge
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
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Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to
tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to
share with everyone.
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Level 15 Badge
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
First Place - Gamers With Jobs Tournament
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Given to the winners!
( Not Tradable )
Second Place - Gamers With Jobs Tournament
Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the runner-ups!
( Not Tradable )
Participant - Gamers With Jobs Tournament
Level 1 Tournament Medal
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.
( Not Tradable )
First Place - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Given to the winners!
( Not Tradable )
Second Place - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the second place team!
( Not Tradable )
Third Place - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the third place team!
( Not Tradable )
Participant - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
Level 1 Tournament Medal
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Participant
Level 1 Tournament Medal
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Platinum 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Given to the winners!
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Platinum 2nd Place
Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the second place team!
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Platinum 3rd Place
Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the third place team!
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Silver 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Given to the winners!
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Silver 2nd Place
Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the second place team!
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Silver 3rd Place
Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the third place team!
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Iron 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Given to the winners!
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Iron 2nd Place
Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the second place team!
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Iron 3rd Place
Level 10 Tournament Medal
Given to the third place team!
( Not Tradable )
Sniper's Snipin' Glass
Level 20 Hat
DOTA 2 International Championship
Gamescom 2011
( Not Tradable )
The Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
The Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
The Scottish Snarl
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Pickled Paws
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
B-ankh!
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Futankhamun
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Fallen Angel
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Tail From the Crypt
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Emerald Jarate
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Steel Pipes
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Shoestring Budget
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Griffin's Gog
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Intangible Ascot
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Silver Bullets
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Frontier Flyboy
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Legend of Bugfoot
Level 1 - 100 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
Explode spectacularly on death
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that
declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on
God's Earth.
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmass spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Platinum 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Platinum 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Platinum 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Euro Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Autumn 2011
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Silver 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Silver 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Silver 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Silver Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Euro Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Autumn 2011
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Iron 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Iron 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Iron 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Euro Iron
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Autumn 2011
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Tin 1st Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Tin 2nd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Tin 3rd Place
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Fall 2011
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Euro Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
Autumn 2011
( Not Tradable )
The Map Maker's Medallion
Level 25 Func_Medal
( Not Tradable )
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
The Doublecross-Comm
Level 1 - 100 Hat
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
( Not Tradable )
Something Special For Someone Special
Level 100 Ring
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 1st Place North American Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 2nd Place North American Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 3rd Place North American Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 1st Place European Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 2nd Place European Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 3rd Place European Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 1st Place South American Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 2nd Place South American Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 3rd Place South American Platinum
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 1st Place North American Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 2nd Place North American Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 3rd Place North American Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 1st Place European Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 2nd Place European Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 3rd Place European Silver
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 1st Place North American Steel
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 2nd Place North American Steel
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 3rd Place North American Steel
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 1st Place European Steel
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 2nd Place European Steel
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 3rd Place European Steel
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 1st Place South American Steel
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 2nd Place South American Steel
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander 3rd Place South American Steel
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Platinum Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Silver Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
UGC Highlander Steel Participant
Level 25 Tournament Medal
UGC Highlander League Season 6
( Not Tradable )
Summary
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 388 |
| Hats | 247 |
| Misc | 106 |
| Metal | 26 items worth 218 scrap |
| Total | 767 |
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