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Robin
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Scout
(186 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(186 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(202 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(202 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(187 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(187 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(182 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(182 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(180 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(180 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(173 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(173 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(165 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(165 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(172 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(172 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(164 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(164 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
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>> Crafting
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>> Mann Co. Supply Crate
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>> Misc
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Valve Eyelander
Level 100 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Effect: Flying Bits
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Valve Eyelander
Level 100 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Effect: Particle 1
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Genuine Cold War Luchador
Level 10 Hat
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
The Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 50 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
The Vintage Sandman
(equipped)
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Genuine Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Vintage Ubersaw
(equipped)
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
The Bushwacka
(equipped)
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 50 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Vintage Huntsman
(equipped)
Level 10 Bow
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Genuine Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
Genuine Bolgan
Level 1 Hat
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
The Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Jarate
(equipped)
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #5
The Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Demoman's Fro
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Football Helmet
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Pyro's Beanie
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
The Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
Valve Rocket Launcher
Level 100 Rocket Launcher
+1009900% damage bonus
+109900% clip size
+75% faster firing speed
On Hit: +250 health
On Kill: 10 seconds of 100% critical chance
+50% projectile speed
+100% faster move speed on wearer
Effect: Flying Bits
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Trophy Belt
Level 1 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Fancy Fedora
Level 1 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Valve Eyelander
(equipped)
Level 100 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Effect: Invalid Particle
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Blutsauger
(equipped)
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 10 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Primeval Warrior
(equipped)
Level 20 Badge
A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle
even started.
Hire Date: August 24, 1998 (00:00:00 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 19 Hat
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Engineer's Cap
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 17 Hat
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 1 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 50 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Tyrant's Helm
Level 1 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 50 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Camera Beard
Level 1 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 63 Hat
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
(equipped)
Level 50 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Vintage Hotrod
Level 98 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Brigade Helm
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 1 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Professional's Panama
Level 1 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 62 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 1 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 1 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 18 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 96 Hat
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
The Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 50 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
The Vintage Hound Dog
Level 34 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 98 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 14 Hat
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 50 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Vintage Ze Goggles
(equipped)
Level 50 Glasses
Nothing
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 1 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
(equipped)
Level 15 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 1 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Earbuds
Level 85 Hat
OSX represent!
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
( Not Tradable )
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 92 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 69 Hat
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Hotrod
Level 1 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 2 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 1 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 50 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 50 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 76 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 70 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to
remain in the taunt's pose.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Whoopee Cap
(equipped)
Level 50 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Whoopee Cap
Level 1 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ze Goggles
Level 1 Glasses
Nothing
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 1 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 61 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 50 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 70 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 1 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 27 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 49 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 1 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Heavy Duty Rag
Level 1 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 50 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 10 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
The Attendant
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 58 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 59 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 50 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 24 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
The Milkman
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 43 Hat
Familiar Fez
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Max's Severed Head
Level 1 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Lumbricus Lid
Level 1 Hat
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable )
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
Effect: Holy Glow
( Not Tradable )
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Valve Chargin' Targe
Level 100 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Effect: Invalid Particle
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Frontier Justice
(equipped)
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 30 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #4
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Vintage Companion Cube Pin
(equipped)
Level 1 Badge
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #3
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Gift from: ThriKreen щ(ﾟДﾟщ)
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Gift from: Mr. Mookie
Pugilist's Protector
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Napper's Respite
Level 1 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Hard Counter
Level 1 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Carouser's Capotain
Level 1 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Scotch Bonnet
Level 1 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Larrikin Robin
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Prancer's Pride
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Madame Dixie
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
German Gonzila
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
Coupe D'isaster
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Le Party Phantom
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Exquisite Rack
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Country
Level 1 Hat
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 1 Hat
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 1 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Googly Gazer
Level 1 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Honcho's Headgear
Level 1 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 1 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
A Deep Commitment to Purple
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #9
"Robbin' Walker"
Level 78 Hat
"Keeping heads hatted and wallets empty."
Effect: Sunbeams
Gift from: Robo-JJJJ
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
The Dead Ringer
(equipped)
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
( Not Tradable )
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 6 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Safe'n'Sound
Level 51 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #9
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Gift from: Dayman
The Superfan
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
(equipped)
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #9
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Genuine Scrap Pack
Level 1 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Genuine Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Genuine Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #8
Gift from: SirActionSlacks
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Capo's Capper
Level 1 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 1 Facial Hair
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 1 Uniform
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
"Robin Walker's Service Medal"
(equipped)
Level 100 Medal
"The only Service Medal Mannly enough to be worn on the chest of Robin
Walker."
Medal no. 3292
Gift from: Lord Vader
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
Genuine Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Genuine Hero's Tail
Level 1 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
Gift from: Duke ? Block
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Gift from: Duke ? Block
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #18
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
Gift from: Dial
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
Gift from: RANGER HARDCORE
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Made Man
Level 1
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Security Shades
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Stately Steel Toe
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 1 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Summer Hat
Level 10 Hat
E hele mākou i kahakai.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Hair of the Dog
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Pickled Paws
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
B-ankh!
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Blazing Bull
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tail From the Crypt
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Idiot Box
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Shoestring Budget
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Proof of Purchase
(equipped)
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Genuine Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Griffin's Gog
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Can Opener
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Silver Bullets
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Buzz Killer
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Legend of Bugfoot
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Apparition's Aspect
Level 13 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Wanga Prick
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this
skull-themed hate hat.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
Explode spectacularly on death
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bubble Pipe
Level 1 Hat
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
Gift from: Dante Hicks /r/
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10 Hat
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10 Hat
This hat is a spy.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10 Hat
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Little Buddy
Level 10 Hat
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
L'Inspecteur
Level 10 Hat
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
"King Robin Walker's Sovereignty"
Level 20 Hat
"A true king of Team Fortress Trivia needs not entry, but simply
presence!"
Crafted by balling
Gift from: Kirabetas [MCT Trivia Host]
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
Gift from: Kirabetas [MCT Trivia Host]
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
Gift from: PiNK T☆CO
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
Gift from: PiNK T☆CO
The Southern Hospitality
(equipped)
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Gift from: PiNK T☆CO
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
Gift from: AMO carter
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #21
Gift from: Noah
The Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Original
(equipped)
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Genuine Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Wingstick
Level 10
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
The Vintage Lo-Fi Longwave
Level 20 Hat
Can't stop the signal.
( Not Tradable )
The Hermes
Level 10 Hat
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #23
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 39 Hat
Self-Made Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Self-Made Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Self-Made Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Self-Made Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Self-Made Anger
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Self-Made Wingstick
Level 10
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Self-Made Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
Genuine Wingstick
Level 10
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
Genuine El Jefe
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Genuine Killer Exclusive
(equipped)
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
Gift from: TotalBiscuit
The Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Jingle Belt
Level 1 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
Jingle all the way
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
Jingle all the way
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Bat
Level 1 Bat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The B.M.O.C.
Level 1 Hat
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Brown Bomber
Level 1 Hat
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Lucky Shot
Level 1 Hat
Let's see you do that again, Private.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 1 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Conquistador
Level 1 Hat
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Backpack Expander
Level 50 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Battle Bob
Level 1 Hat
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
Genuine Bushman's Boonie
Level 1 Hat
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
Genuine Merc Medal
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Fast Learner
Level 1 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Snapped Pupil
Level 1 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 1 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
taunt success sound (1)
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Ebenezer
Level 1 Hat
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Stocking Stuffer
Level 1 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Holiday Headcase
Level 1 Hat
Merry Smissmas, everyone! May all your miscellaneous holidays be happy
(or somber, depending on your cultural traditions) with this
ultra-rare TF item, donated by Steam User BANG!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Knife
Level 1 Knife
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 1 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
Festive Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Big Elfin Deal
Level 1 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Kringle Collection
Level 1 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Head Warmer
Level 1 Hat
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that
declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on
God's Earth.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Swagman's Swatter
Level 10 Hat
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Surgeon's Stethoscope
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Flair!
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Birdcage
Level 10 Hat
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Gym Rat
Level 10 Hat
Let's get physical. Physical.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Salty Dog
Level 10 Hat
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Halloween Goodie Cauldron
Level 1 Package
You can pry open the lid of this cauldron to see what strangeness lies
within... from your backpack... IF YOU DARE.
( Not Tradable )
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Pencil Pusher
Level 10 Hat
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Outdoorsman
Level 10 Hat
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The One-Man Army
Level 10 Hat
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Brainiac Hairpiece
Level 1 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unarmed Combat
Level 1
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Last Breath
Level 13 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Frontier Flyboy
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Holy Hunter
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Intangible Ascot
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Under Cover
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Steel Pipes
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Emerald Jarate
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Einstein
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Fallen Angel
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Futankhamun
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Wrap Battler
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Scottish Snarl
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tam O' Shanter
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Copper's Hard Top
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Cosa Nostra Cap
Level 1 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonk Boy
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Armored Authority
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Level 15 Badge
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Desert Marauder
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Reggaelator
Level 1 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Private Eye
Level 1 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 1 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Grimm Hatte
Level 1 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 1 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Defiant Spartan
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Industrial Festivizer
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Flipped Trilby
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Buckaroos Hat
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Détective Noir
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Blighted Beak
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Big Chief
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Even more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 5 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Sober Stuntman
Level 1 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Handyman's Handle
Level 1 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Stout Shako
Level 1 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bombing Run
Level 1 Hat
Death from above!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Old Guadalajara
Level 1 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 1 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 1 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Merryweather
Level 1 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Frenchman's Beret
Level 1 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Safe'n'Sound
Level 1 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 1 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 1 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Killer's Kabuto
Level 1 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 1 Hat
Straight outta control point.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 1 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Hound Dog
Level 1 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Earbuds
Level 1 Hat
OSX represent!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 1 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 1 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 1 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 1 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 1 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonk Helm
Level 1 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 1 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 1 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Stainless Pot
Level 1 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Officer's Ushanka
Level 1 Hat
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 1 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Soldier's Stash
Level 1 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Batter's Helmet
Level 1 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 1 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mining Light
Level 1 Hat
For Engineers with bright ideas.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
Genuine Warsworn Helmet
Level 1 Hat
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10 Hat
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10 Hat
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Genuine Mark of the Saint
Level 20 Badge
The Waxy Wayfinder
Level 1 Hat
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-80% slower move speed when aiming
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
Gift from: Stealth_Cow
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Gift from: pentax | pc dead
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
Gift from: Stealth_Cow
The Toss-Proof Towel
Level 1 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 1 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
Gift from: Agro | KritzKast.com (Q)<
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
Gift from: [V101]Phil Loves Puppies
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The HazMat Headcase
Level 1 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Area 451
Level 1 Hat
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
The Liquor Locker
Level 1 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Hat
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 1 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 1 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
taunt success sound (2)
Only visible in Pyroland
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 1 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 1 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 1 Decorative Bombs
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Pyrobotics Pack
Level 1 Backpack
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1 Backpack
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
The Lollichop
Level 1 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Stealth Steeler
Level 1 Hat
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Hat of Cards
Level 1 Hat
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Soldier's Stogie
Level 1 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Liquidator's Lid
Level 1 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Neon Annihilator
Level 1 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Genuine Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
Genuine Lacking Moral Fiber Mask
Level 1 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.
The Battery Bandolier
Level 1 Decorative Bombs
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
The Bolted Bushman
Level 1 Hat
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 1 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Human Cannonball
Level 1 Hat
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot
out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused
stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been
prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
The Void Monk Hair
Level 1 Hat
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
Genuine Triad Trinket
Level 1 Necklace
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not
worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance
that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at
home."
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Tin Pot
Level 1 Hat
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Ninja Cowl
Level 1 Hat
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
The Tin-1000
Level 1 Hat
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Marxman
Level 1 Glasses
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that
laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a
cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW
YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
The U-clank-a
Level 1 Hat
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 1 Hat
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Business Casual
Level 1 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Front Runner
Level 1 Hat
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius
-50% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Robot Running Man
Level 1 Hat
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 1 Hat
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
The Medic Mech-bag
Level 1 Backpack
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 1 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Pocket Purrer
Level 1 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Koala Compact
Level 1 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Idea Tube
Level 1 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Flying Guillotine
Level 1 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
The Fruit Shoot
Level 1 Hat
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Track Terrorizer
Level 1 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Cross-Comm Express
Level 1 Hat
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
The War Pig
Level 1 Hat
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Whale Bone Charm
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
Medi-Mask
Level 1 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
The Triclops
Level 10 Hat
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick:
You won't be able to see at all!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Grenadier Helm
Level 1 Hat
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 1
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
Archimedes
Level 1
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
Power Up Canteen
Level 1 Usable Item
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time.
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 1 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Tour of Duty Ticket
Level 1 Ticket
Present this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an
official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of
Duty Badge.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Doublecross-Comm
Level 1 Hat
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1 Hat
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
The Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 1 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 1 Hat
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Atomic Accolade
Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 1 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Squad Surplus Voucher
Level 1 Ticket
Present this voucher in Mann vs. Machine when starting Mann Up Mode.
You and every person on your team will receive an extra item drop when
you complete a mission.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Soviet Gentleman
Level 1 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Champ Stamp
Level 1 Tattoos
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool
tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal
criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to
ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
Genuine Vigilant Pin
Level 1 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
The Burning Bongos
Level 1 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
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On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Helmet Without a Home
Level 1 Hat
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
Genuine Quäckenbirdt
Level 1 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
Genuine That '70s Chapeau
Level 1 Hat
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
Genuine Hitt Mann Badge
Level 1 Badge
The Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of
professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster
supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry.
Genuine Cockfighter
Level 10 Hat
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker
with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
Genuine Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap
Level 1 Hat
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
( Not Tradable )
The Tuxxy
Level 1 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Combat Medic's Crusher Cap
Level 1 Hat
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Deadliest Duckling
Level 1 Duck
Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck
Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go
to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the
Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.
Genuine Chief Constable
Level 1 Hat
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
Genuine Heroic Companion Badge
Level 20 Badge
This badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that
you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally
they let you hang out with them.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Siberian Sophisticate
Level 1 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Gift Wrap
Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap other items for gifting.
Genuine Faerie Solitaire Pin
Level 1 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
The Reindoonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
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On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )