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Scout
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Soldier
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(219 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
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(312 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
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Heavy
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Engineer
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Medic
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(197 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(186 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(186 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
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(187 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
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>> Misc
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"Holy Cow!"
Level 80 Hat
"Sun comes up, milkman's comin !"
Effect: Sunbeams
Unusual Killer's Kabuto
Level 12 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Effect: Smoking
Unusual Connoisseur's Cap
Level 35 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
Effect: Sulphurous
"Genuine Stuntman"
Level 44 Hat
"A real stuntman sets himself on fire"
Effect: Scorching Flames
Unusual Pugilist's Protector
Level 62 Hat
Effect: Blizzardy Storm
Unusual Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
"Doesn't seem to be working"
Effect: Nuts n' Bolts
Unusual Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
Effect: Scorching Flames
Unusual Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 29 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Effect: Massed Flies
Unusual Familiar Fez
Level 41 Hat
Effect: Smoking
"The Last Paparazzi"
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Effect: Scorching Flames
Unusual Bonk Boy
Level 96 Hat
Effect: Electrostatic
Unusual Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 16 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Effect: Sunbeams
"Bob"
Level 100 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
Effect: Smoking
Unusual Virtual Reality Headset
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
Effect: Stormy Storm
Unusual Ze Goggles
Level 30 Glasses
Nothing
Effect: Burning Flames
"Modest Pile of Night"
Level 48 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Effect: Cloudy Moon
"My Little Stinker!"
Level 44 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Effect: Massed Flies
Unusual Samur-Eye
Level 66 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Effect: Smoking
Unusual Geisha Boy
Level 54 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Effect: Orbiting Fire
"My little shitpickle"
Level 12 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Effect: Massed Flies
Unusual Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 51 Hat
Effect: Blizzardy Storm
Vintage Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
"The head burner"
Level 100 Hat
"TOO WARM!!!"
Effect: Smoking
Unusual Blighted Beak
Level 13 Hat
Effect: Bubbling
Max's Severed Head
Level 24 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
The Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 47 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 77 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
The Timeless Topper
Level 88 Hat
Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that
decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper’s built for
the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core
of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers.
The Bot Dogger
Level 26 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
The Bot Dogger
Level 29 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
Bonk Leadwear
Level 24 Hat
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by
mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932,
American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this
mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
Steel Shako
Level 23 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky’s "Nutcracker" with
the bold futurism of Tchaikovsky’s "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 64 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 46 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
The Tungsten Toque
Level 87 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
Full Metal Drill Hat
Level 72 Hat
What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag
yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and
fix your major malfunction!
Base Metal Billycock
Level 42 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
Base Metal Billycock
Level 29 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
The Bunsen Brave
Level 81 Hat
Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction
of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native
Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame
temperature of 3100 °C.
The Bunsen Brave
Level 92 Hat
Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction
of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native
Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame
temperature of 3100 °C.
The Bunsen Brave
Level 54 Hat
Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction
of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native
Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame
temperature of 3100 °C.
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 78 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 80 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
The Virus Doctor
Level 95 Hat
Whether you’re a 17th century plague doctor, a professional
wrestler, or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat
lets you look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone
Piledriver and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño
poppers.
The Virus Doctor
Level 68 Hat
Whether you’re a 17th century plague doctor, a professional
wrestler, or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat
lets you look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone
Piledriver and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño
poppers.
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 70 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 31 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 17 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug.
Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something
in your mouth that is on fire.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Plumber’s Pipe
Level 89 Hat
Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes
with pipe, length of wire.
The Electric Escorter
Level 16 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
The Electric Escorter
Level 37 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
The Data Mining Light
Level 66 Hat
If you’re a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of
throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people
know how tough you are. Finally there’s a version for the office
worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
The Filamental
Level 43 Hat
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only
your electrician knows for sure!
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 19 Hat
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come
by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats
out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt
cactuses.
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 27 Hat
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come
by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats
out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt
cactuses.
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 65 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 39 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 21 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
The Bolt Boy
Level 19 Hat
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to
an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's
also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on
here even we don't know what to make of it.
The Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 6 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
The Galvanized Gibus
Level 6 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 79 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 90 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 84 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can’t harm
humans and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
The Scrap Sack
Level 17 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you’re at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep
an eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
The Scrap Sack
Level 44 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you’re at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep
an eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
Practitioner’s Processing Mask
Level 24
Fact: 70%% of the air you breathe was recently in someone’s butt.
This handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a
gauntlet of soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
Practitioner’s Processing Mask
Level 21
Fact: 70%% of the air you breathe was recently in someone’s butt.
This handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a
gauntlet of soapy water and potpourri before entering your body.
Teddy Robobelt
Level 65 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
Teddy Robobelt
Level 94 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
Teddy Robobelt
Level 93 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
The Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 61 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
The Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 8 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
The Megapixel Beard
Level 94 Facial Hair
Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you’re going to
have now that you’ve got a robot beard. If there’s anything ladies
find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we’ll bolt it onto
this perpetual make-out machine.
Pallet of Crates
Level 23 Gift
When used, this Action Item drops a crate
on up to 23 other people on the server!
Pallet of Crates
Level 23 Gift
When used, this Action Item drops a crate
on up to 23 other people on the server!
Pallet of Crates
Level 23 Gift
When used, this Action Item drops a crate
on up to 23 other people on the server!
The FR-0
Level 42 Hat
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic ‘70s
film "Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
The Pure Tin Capotain
Level 42 Hat
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you
could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger?
Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention
since the electric can opener.
Base Metal Billycock
Level 42 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
Battery Canteens
Level 49 Usable Item
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid.
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 1 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 72 Hat
Crafted by SUNSPY™ TRADING PAGE 1
Napper's Respite
Level 91 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
Napper's Respite
Level 80 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
The Hero's Tail #21206
Level 45 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
Crafted by Vendy
The Buccaneer's Bicorne
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
Firewall Helmet
Level 13 Hat
Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better
hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why?
The metal will absorb 100%% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool
and refreshed, probably.
Pocket Medic #23080
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
Crafted by SUNSPY™ TRADING PAGE 1
Pocket Medic #2392
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
Dr. Whoa #181
Level 15 Shirt
Dr. Whoa #18107
Level 15 Shirt
Crafted by SUNSPY™ TRADING PAGE 1
The Tuxxy
Level 40 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 61 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
The Spooky Sleeves
Level 57 Apparel
Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them
all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in
stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's
googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!
Crafted by SUNSPY™ TRADING PAGE 1
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking #12932
Level 88 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
Crafted by SUNSPY™ TRADING PAGE 1
Security Shades
Level 42 Hat
The Itsy Bitsy Spyer #18087
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
Crafted by SUNSPY™ TRADING PAGE 1
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 10 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Backpack Expander
Level 54 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 59 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 58 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 59 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 50 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Flying Guillotine
Level 65 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
Backpack Expander
Level 54 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 54 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 51 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 55 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 54 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
Backpack Expander
Level 59 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 59 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 53 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 56 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
Backpack Expander
Level 51 Tool
Add 100 extra slots to your backpack!
(2000 spaces maximum)
Tour of Duty Ticket
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A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Dark Salmon Injustice
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Gift Wrap
Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap other items for gifting.
Gift Wrap
Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap other items for gifting.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 60 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 9 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 70 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 42 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 53 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 23 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 63 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 24 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 49 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 46 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 45 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 11 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 39 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 47 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 61 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 64 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 69 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 76 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 16 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 95 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 89 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 34 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 36 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 41 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 18 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 74 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 78 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 52 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 3 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 4 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 3 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 19 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 19 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 18 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 16 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 95 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 19 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 11 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 33 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 82 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 1 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 100 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 32 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 29 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 9 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
"Octopusy gallego ^^"
Level 76 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
"Carlos"
Level 64 Hat
"Because Triboniophorus Tyrannus was too complicated."
"Mr.Squishles"
Level 24 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
"Vintage Marshmallow"
Level 19 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 50 Hat
"Я высшая степень эволюции - отдавай
мозги! Трибонифорус тираннус."
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 5 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 38 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Unusual Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 15 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Effect: Green Energy
Strange Part: Long-Distance Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon from far away.
Strange Part: Long-Distance Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill with that weapon from far away.
Strange Part: Full Moon Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill during full moons with that
weapon.
Strange Part: Full Moon Kills
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to
track the number of enemies you kill during full moons with that
weapon.
Strange Part: Robots Destroyed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Robots you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Strange Part: Robots Destroyed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Robots you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Strange Part: Robots Destroyed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Robots you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Strange Part: Tanks Destroyed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Tanks you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Strange Part: Tanks Destroyed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Tanks you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Strange Part: Tanks Destroyed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Tanks you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Strange Part: Tanks Destroyed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Tanks you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Strange Part: Tanks Destroyed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Tanks you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Strange Part: Tanks Destroyed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Tanks you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Strange Part: Tanks Destroyed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Tanks you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Strange Part: Tanks Destroyed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Tanks you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Strange Part: Tanks Destroyed
Level 1
Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon of your choice
will enable it to track the number of invading Tanks you destroy with
it in Mann-vs-Machine games.
Upgrade to Premium Gift
Level 59 Tool
Trade away this item to a friend with a free account. Once they use
it, they'll automatically be converted to a premium account and enjoy
perks such as extra backpack slots
The Disciplinary Action #8416
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
( Not Tradable )
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
Gift from: Scout's Mother
( Not Tradable )
The Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Huntsman
Level 95 Bow
Gift from: >>--The Heartsman--->
The Vintage Huntsman
Level 97 Bow
Gift from: >>--The Heartsman--->
"Level 0"
Level 0 Bow
"Level 0"
Level 0 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Vintage Ambassador
Level 44 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
The Team Captain
Level 5 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Hard Counter
Level 100 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 74 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
( Not Tradable )
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 11 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 45 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 54 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 70 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Napper's Respite
Level 21 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
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Hat of Cards
Level 52 Hat
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Familiar Fez
Level 42 Hat
"Non yellow. Non gay."
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
( Not Tradable )
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable )
Pip-Boy #20153
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
The Void Monk Hair
Level 1 Hat
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
The Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
The Grenadier Helm
Level 1 Hat
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
The Ninja Cowl
Level 1 Hat
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.
( Not Tradable )
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
( Not Tradable )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable )
Mann Co. Online Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Gold Dueling Badge
Level 50 Badge
Earned at level 50.
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Primeval Warrior
Level 20 Badge
A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle
even started.
Hire Date: September 18, 2007 (17:38:08 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable )
"IRONIC AURA OF INCORRUPTIBILITY"
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
Effect: Holy Glow
( Not Tradable )
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable )
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!
Effect: Map Stamps
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 9 Hat
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable )
The Full Head Of Steam
Level 93 Hat
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
( Not Tradable )
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
( Not Tradable )
The Kringle Collection
Level 80 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
The Siberian Sophisticate #5154
Level 38 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
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Googly Gazer
Level 21 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
Medi-Mask
Level 94 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
Rogue's Col Roule #11245
Level 15 Apparel
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The RoBro 3000
Level 92 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
The Digit Divulger
Level 45 Gloves
Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
Soldier's Stogie
Level 32 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Battery Bandolier
Level 66 Decorative Bombs
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
The Grand Duchess Tutu
Level 2 Apparel
Celebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this
somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore
while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 90 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
The Surgeon's Side Satchel #1771
Level 55 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
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The Made Man
Level 32
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
The Reindoonicorn #2294
Level 20 Balloon
Tenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit
rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a
bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing
from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and
determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's
recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics
practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
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The Fast Learner
Level 53 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 15 Facial Hair
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 15 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
The Idea Tube #6923
Level 15 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
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Pocket Medic #21516
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
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Dr. Whoa #3249
Level 15 Shirt
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Fancy Dress Uniform #15583
Level 82 Uniform
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Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 2 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Security Shades
Level 30 Hat
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 35 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 27 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Villain's Veil #6464
Level 1 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Dr. Whoa #1985
Level 15 Shirt
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The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Fancy Dress Uniform #11529
Level 92 Uniform
The Cool Breeze
Level 92 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone #3790
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
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The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
Prairie Heel Biters #192
Level 15 Spurs
The Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 43 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Usable in Crafting )
"Lil' Bruce"
Level 62 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
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The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 68 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
The Necronomicrown
Level 42 Hat
Like all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's
neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in
your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart!
Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap.
( Not Tradable )
The Samson Skewer
Level 16 Cosmetic Knife
The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of
the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of
matches and three raisins.
( Not Tradable )
The Bloodhound
Level 14 Hat
Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing
gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take
a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat.
( Not Tradable )
The Dapper Disguise
Level 62 Mask
Go incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the
exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free
bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though,
because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than
before.
( Not Tradable )
The Long Fall Loafers
Level 33 Boots
These curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your
spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a
great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently
redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body.
( Not Tradable )
The Brainiac Hairpiece #18624
Level 100 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
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Mecha-Medes
Level 95
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes’ Flights of Fantasy #314
when Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world,
met his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a
half-buried Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 83 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
The Tuxxy
Level 4 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 62
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 89
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 32
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 54
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 84
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
The Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
The Steam Pipe
Level 65 Pipe
Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the
harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and
dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman
Dracula glasses!
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Merc's Muffler #2333
Level 71 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
The Burning Bongos
Level 63 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 27 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
The Cremator's Conscience #914
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
The Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 72 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
The Galvanized Gibus
Level 31 Hat
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating
aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated
areas.
The Rusty Reaper
Level 22 Hat
Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint
something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered.
The Googol Glass Eyes
Level 22 Hat
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the
stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean
hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
The Filamental
Level 70 Hat
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only
your electrician knows for sure!
The Last Breath #16831
Level 13 Hat
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 54 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Apparition's Aspect #14116
Level 13 Hat
Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
The HazMat Headcase
Level 73 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
The HazMat Headcase
Level 61 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
The HazMat Headcase
Level 81 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
The HazMat Headcase
Level 19 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
The HazMat Headcase
Level 44 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
The HazMat Headcase
Level 29 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 30 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 85 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 9 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 53 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Executioner
Level 79 Hat
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 83 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5
Haunted Wraith Wrap
Level 90 Apparel
The perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings
from midgets.
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 41 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 33 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
Haunted Bonedolier
Level 72 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
Haunted Dead Little Buddy
Level 20 Ghost
Take a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your
pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know
anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and
house-trained (ghosts don't poop).
Haunted Boo Balloon
Level 20 Balloon
These cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual
inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights
activists get wind of this and shut it down.
Haunted Unknown Monkeynaut
Level 20 Ghost
Have an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition
haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut
expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was
unique in that no space shuttles were even used.
Power Up Canteen
Level 49 Usable Item
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time.
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds
( Not Tradable )
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Point and Shoot #14330
Level 10 Hat
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
The Crone's Dome
Level 98 Hat
For hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a
witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men
stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass
ceiling with the Crone's Dome.
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The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable )
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
Killed Merasmus at level 120
( Not Tradable )
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable )
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
Explode spectacularly on death
( Not Tradable )
The Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this
skull-themed hate hat.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Spine-Cooling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your disdain for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Crafted by SUNSPY™ TRADING PAGE 1
( Not Tradable )
The Spine-Cooling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your disdain for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Crafted by SUNSPY™ TRADING PAGE 1
( Not Tradable )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable )
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable )
Strange Invis Watch
Strange%s6 Invis Watch - Seconds Cloaked%s5: 0
Strange Splendid Screen
Strange%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 0
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Strange Invis Watch
Strange%s6 Invis Watch - Seconds Cloaked%s5: 0
Strange Invis Watch
Strange%s6 Invis Watch - Seconds Cloaked%s5: 0
Strange Splendid Screen
Strange%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 0
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Strange Invis Watch
Strange%s6 Invis Watch - Seconds Cloaked%s5: 0
Strange Invis Watch
Strange%s6 Invis Watch - Seconds Cloaked%s5: 0
Strange Construction PDA
Strange%s6 PDA - Sentry Kills%s5: 0
(Health Dispensed to Allies%s3: 0)
Strange Splendid Screen
Strange%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 0
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Strange Original
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Bacon Grease
Level 5
Use this on a Frying Pan to make it track the number of enemies you
kill with it. Normal Frying Pans will be upgraded to Strange quality.
Strange Bacon Grease
Level 5
Use this on a Frying Pan to make it track the number of enemies you
kill with it. Normal Frying Pans will be upgraded to Strange quality.
Strange Bacon Grease
Level 5
Use this on a Frying Pan to make it track the number of enemies you
kill with it. Normal Frying Pans will be upgraded to Strange quality.
Strange Invis Watch
Strange%s6 Invis Watch - Seconds Cloaked%s5: 0
Strange Invis Watch
Strange%s6 Invis Watch - Seconds Cloaked%s5: 0
Strange Construction PDA
Strange%s6 PDA - Sentry Kills%s5: 0
(Health Dispensed to Allies%s3: 0)
Strange Splendid Screen
Strange%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 0
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Strange Original
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Bacon Grease
Level 5
Use this on a Frying Pan to make it track the number of enemies you
kill with it. Normal Frying Pans will be upgraded to Strange quality.
Strange Bacon Grease
Level 5
Use this on a Frying Pan to make it track the number of enemies you
kill with it. Normal Frying Pans will be upgraded to Strange quality.
Strange Bacon Grease
Level 5
Use this on a Frying Pan to make it track the number of enemies you
kill with it. Normal Frying Pans will be upgraded to Strange quality.
Strange Bacon Grease
Level 5
Use this on a Frying Pan to make it track the number of enemies you
kill with it. Normal Frying Pans will be upgraded to Strange quality.
Strange Invis Watch
Strange%s6 Invis Watch - Seconds Cloaked%s5: 0
Strange Invis Watch
Strange%s6 Invis Watch - Seconds Cloaked%s5: 0
Strange Construction PDA
Strange%s6 PDA - Sentry Kills%s5: 0
(Health Dispensed to Allies%s3: 0)
Strange Splendid Screen
Strange%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 0
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Strange Original
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Frying Pan
Strange%s6 Frying Pan - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Bacon Grease
Level 5
Use this on a Frying Pan to make it track the number of enemies you
kill with it. Normal Frying Pans will be upgraded to Strange quality.
Strange Bacon Grease
Level 5
Use this on a Frying Pan to make it track the number of enemies you
kill with it. Normal Frying Pans will be upgraded to Strange quality.
Strange Bacon Grease
Level 5
Use this on a Frying Pan to make it track the number of enemies you
kill with it. Normal Frying Pans will be upgraded to Strange quality.
Strange Bacon Grease
Level 5
Use this on a Frying Pan to make it track the number of enemies you
kill with it. Normal Frying Pans will be upgraded to Strange quality.
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump
The Beggar's Bazooka #12276
Level 4 Rocket Launcher
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Crafted by SUNSPY™ TRADING PAGE 1
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (17)
Cannonballs push players back on impact
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
Cannonballs do not explode on impact
-50% damage on contact with surfaces
Crafted by SUNSPY™ TRADING PAGE 1
The Huo-Long Heater #3681
Level 56 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
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The Rescue Ranger
Level 45 Shotgun
Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range
Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings
override projectile type (18)
Self mark for death on building pick up
-50% max primary ammo on wearer
-34% clip size
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The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol #733
Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
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The Original #21364
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
Does not require ammo
Projectile cannot be deflected
On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge
On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot
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The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
The Liberty Launcher #5997
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
The Widowmaker #12983
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
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The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
+50% ÜberCharge rate
Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
-66% Overheal build rate.
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The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Family Business #48982
Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
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Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius
-50% damage penalty
The Splendid Screen #21189
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
"A DAMN GOOD COP"
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
"JAR OF PISS MATE"
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
"A jar full of fresh, warm sniper piss"
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 75 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-80% slower move speed when aiming
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Mantreads #9716
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Unarmed Combat #2202
Level 81
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
Crafted by Jiggly
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Flying Guillotine
Level 69 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Shahanshah #12934
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
The Disciplinary Action #7584
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
The Neon Annihilator #2074
Level 14 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
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The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
The Lollichop
Level 25 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
"YE OLDE USELESS RL"
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #50
Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
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Crate Series #50
Gift from: ǤǃӅ™
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool
Add a custom decal to eligible items.
Benefactor's Kanmuri
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disas