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Chaos <3
1/40
Scout
(185 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(185 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(207 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(207 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(213 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(213 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(235 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(235 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(171 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(171 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(143 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(143 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(159 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(159 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(164 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(164 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(153 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(153 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
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>> Crafting
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>> Mann Co. Supply Crate
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>> Misc
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The Business Casual #11169
Level 39 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
Crafted by k bee! <3
Unusual Blighted Beak
Level 39 Hat
Effect: Circling Heart
Unusual Texas Ten Gallon
Level 88 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Effect: Circling Heart
Unusual Vintage Tyrolean
Level 56 Hat
Effect: Circling Heart
Unusual Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
Effect: Circling Heart
Unusual Reggaelator
Level 78 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
Effect: Circling Heart
Unusual Charmer's Chapeau
Level 97 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
Effect: Circling Heart
Unusual Outdoorsman
Level 10 Hat
"My love for you is like Diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. <3"
Effect: Circling Heart
Unusual Milkman
Level 49 Hat
Effect: Circling Heart
The Jingle Belt #17179
Level 1 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
Jingle all the way
Crafted by k bee! <3
The Apparatchik's Apparel #11104
Level 43 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
Crafted by k bee! <3
"Boston Love Bringer"
Level 41 Hat
Effect: Circling Heart
Unusual Sober Stuntman
Level 61 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Effect: Burning Flames
Unusual Tyrant's Helm
Level 84 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Spectral Spectrum
Effect: Haunted Ghosts
Unusual Modest Pile of Hat
Level 86 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Effect: Burning Flames
Unusual Bonk Boy
Level 57 Hat
Effect: Burning Flames
Unusual Blighted Beak
Level 92 Hat
Effect: Stormy Storm
Unusual Brain Bucket
Level 33 Hat
"We tried deleting this hat, but it's more fun cutting holes in it
with knives."
Effect: Knifestorm
Unusual Grenadier's Softcap
Level 61 Hat
Effect: Circling Heart
The Outback Intellectual #17214
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Crafted by k bee! <3
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 24 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Crafted by k bee! <3
Unusual Villain's Veil
Level 27 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
Effect: Circling Heart
"I'm made of wax, Larry"
Level 5 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Effect: Circling Heart
Unusual Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 75 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Effect: Circling Heart
"We are forever a pair!"
Level 100 Medal
"This is a dupe. I have one and my girlfriend, k bee has the other!
<3"
Medal no. 724
The Vintage Lo-Fi Longwave
Level 20 Hat
Can't stop the signal.
( Not Tradable )
"❤Pinky❤"
Level 28 Hat
"❤"
Effect: Circling Heart
Unusual Big Chief
Level 15 Hat
Effect: Circling Heart
Unusual Attendant
Level 27 Hat
Effect: Circling Heart
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Crafted by k bee! <3
The Stereoscopic Shades #19910
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
Crafted by k bee! <3
Unusual Le Party Phantom
Level 91 Hat
Effect: Circling Heart
Unusual Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 18 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Effect: Circling Heart
Unusual Hustler's Hallmark
Level 80 Hat
Effect: Circling Heart
"I love you"
Level 100 Ring
A perpetual bond of commitment between Chaos <3
and k bee! <3, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
"CHAOS' SPARKLE CANNON"
Level 50 Rocket Launcher
"IT'S FABULOUS, IT'S GORGOUS AND IT SPREADS THE SPARKLES!"
Effect: Community Sparkle
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unusual Swagman's Swatter
Level 10 Hat
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
Effect: Circling Heart
"Adorable Adversary's Cozy Cap"
Level 94 Hat
"The coziest of knit caps to keep your cranium just as warm as a
Heavy's hug."
Effect: Circling Heart
Unusual Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 73 Hat
Effect: Circling Heart
The Stahlhelm #20165
Level 10 Hat
Crafted by k bee! <3
Exquisite Rack
Level 90 Hat
Crafted by k bee! <3
Unusual Large Luchadore
Level 46 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
Effect: Circling Heart
Unusual Anger
Level 10 Hat
Effect: Circling Heart
"Cuddly Cook"
Level 39 Hat
"I'm today's theme ingredient."
Effect: Circling Heart
"!3ubbling Wonder"
Level 62 Hat
Effect: Bubbling
"The Gay Love Experience"
Level 10 Hat
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Effect: Circling Heart
Unusual Larrikin Robin
Level 89 Hat
Effect: Circling Heart
Unusual Soldier's Stash
Level 88 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Effect: Circling Heart
"Lovely Dictator"
Level 87 Hat
"Only I can look at the guts and blood with love!"
Effect: Circling Heart
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 20 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Crafted by k bee! <3
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Flying Guillotine
Level 55 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
The Wilson Weave #18
Level 81 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
Crafted by Chaos <3
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #57
Gift from: [FLUFFY] RunninFromAwpers
RoboCrate
Level 13
This crate is special.
Its contents are unknown and requires a
RoboCrate Key to unlock.
The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this
crate.
Crate Series #58
Gift from: [FLUFFY] RunninFromAwpers
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #57
Gift from: k bee! <3
"The Coupe D'Casper"
Level 80 Hat
Effect: Haunted Ghosts
Unusual Salty Dog
Level 10 Hat
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
Effect: Stormy Storm
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Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Level 64 Hat
It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained
urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through
a time tunnel and into your modern backpack.
Bonk Leadwear
Level 48 Hat
In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by
mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932,
American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this
mixture and invented Bonk Cola.
The Bot Dogger
Level 1 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
The Bolt Boy
Level 29 Hat
That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to
an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's
also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on
here even we don't know what to make of it.
Steel Shako
Level 43 Hat
Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky’s "Nutcracker" with
the bold futurism of Tchaikovsky’s "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".
Tyrantium Helmet
Level 21 Hat
This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension
where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 50 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug.
Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something
in your mouth that is on fire.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Bolted Birdcage
Level 88 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life’s many distractions. The solution: This.
The Electric Escorter
Level 91 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
The Metal Slug
Level 91 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there’s just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 26 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won’t think it’s so
funny when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics,
and are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 32 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you’d study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I’m a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
The Filamental
Level 91 Hat
Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only
your electrician knows for sure!
The Googol Glass Eyes
Level 16 Hat
These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the
stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean
hunks of metal into your eye sockets.
The Scrap Sack
Level 88 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you’re at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep
an eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
The Broadband Bonnet
Level 83 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
The Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 96 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
The FR-0
Level 93 Hat
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic ‘70s
film "Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
The Pure Tin Capotain
Level 90 Hat
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you
could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger?
Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention
since the electric can opener.
The Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 99 Hat
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of
Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must
kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep
boop kill all humans!
Bolted Bombardier
Level 13 Facial Hair
Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his
beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and
they want to talk to you.
The HDMI Patch
Level 85 Photograph
Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide
Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your
friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face.
The Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 67 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
The Bunsen Brave
Level 86 Hat
Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction
of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native
Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame
temperature of 3100 °C.
The Gridiron Guardian
Level 17 Hat
This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League
showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals
the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don’t believe us? Ask any Canadian!
The Tungsten Toque
Level 81 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
The Titanium Towel
Level 39 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you’re covered
in magnets? What’s your regular towel doing for you now? Watching
you slowly die of magnetism, that’s what.
The Data Mining Light
Level 24 Hat
If you’re a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of
throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people
know how tough you are. Finally there’s a version for the office
worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
Texas Tin-Gallon
Level 89 Hat
It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come
by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats
out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt
cactuses.
The Timeless Topper
Level 73 Hat
Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that
decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper’s built for
the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core
of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers.
Teddy Robobelt
Level 18 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 68 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 53 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
The Virus Doctor
Level 99 Hat
Whether you’re a 17th century plague doctor, a professional
wrestler, or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat
lets you look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone
Piledriver and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño
poppers.
Mecha-Medes
Level 42
Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes’ Flights of Fantasy #314
when Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world,
met his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a
half-buried Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door.
Letch's LED
Level 77 Hat
Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while
alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it.
Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know
how.
Shooter's Tin Topi
Level 21 Hat
This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered
scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling
sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do
anything as stupid as go on safari.
Soldered Sensei
Level 58 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there’s no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
Base Metal Billycock
Level 73 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
Bootleg Base Metal Billycock
Level 24 Hat
Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller,
different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT
CRIME.
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 48 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can’t harm
humans and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
The Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 6 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
Battery Canteens
Level 63 Usable Item
Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens
capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy.
They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water
canteen and are filled with battery acid.
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 58 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug.
Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something
in your mouth that is on fire.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 8 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won’t think it’s so
funny when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics,
and are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
The Bolted Birdcage
Level 3 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life’s many distractions. The solution: This.
The Bolted Birdcage
Level 14 Hat
You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama
"The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the
time. The problem: Life’s many distractions. The solution: This.
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 90 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you’d study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I’m a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
The Electric Escorter
Level 67 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
The Electric Escorter
Level 19 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
The Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 44 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
The Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 45 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
The Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Level 52 Hat
If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists
of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot
actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung
heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt
helmet.
The Broadband Bonnet
Level 88 Hat
This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that
streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf
scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on).
The FR-0
Level 44 Hat
Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic ‘70s
film "Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000".
The Scrumpy Strongbox
Level 61 Treasure
This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in
its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big
metal key scotch taped to the bottom.
The Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 50 Hat
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of
Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must
kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep
boop kill all humans!
The Strontium Stove Pipe
Level 53 Hat
Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of
Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must
kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep
boop kill all humans!
The Pure Tin Capotain
Level 58 Hat
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you
could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger?
Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention
since the electric can opener.
The Pure Tin Capotain
Level 14 Hat
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you
could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger?
Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention
since the electric can opener.
The Tungsten Toque
Level 25 Hat
Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel
cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister!
Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!
The Titanium Towel
Level 22 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you’re covered
in magnets? What’s your regular towel doing for you now? Watching
you slowly die of magnetism, that’s what.
The Titanium Towel
Level 7 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you’re covered
in magnets? What’s your regular towel doing for you now? Watching
you slowly die of magnetism, that’s what.
The Titanium Towel
Level 46 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you’re covered
in magnets? What’s your regular towel doing for you now? Watching
you slowly die of magnetism, that’s what.
The Titanium Towel
Level 97 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you’re covered
in magnets? What’s your regular towel doing for you now? Watching
you slowly die of magnetism, that’s what.
The Data Mining Light
Level 85 Hat
If you’re a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of
throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people
know how tough you are. Finally there’s a version for the office
worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
The Data Mining Light
Level 66 Hat
If you’re a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of
throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people
know how tough you are. Finally there’s a version for the office
worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets.
Teddy Robobelt
Level 5 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
The Virus Doctor
Level 4 Hat
Whether you’re a 17th century plague doctor, a professional
wrestler, or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat
lets you look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone
Piledriver and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño
poppers.
Soldered Sensei
Level 37 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there’s no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
Base Metal Billycock
Level 13 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
Base Metal Billycock
Level 41 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
The Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 35 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 70 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can’t harm
humans and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
Killer's Kabuto
Level 1 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Apparition's Aspect
Level 13 Hat
The Snapped Pupil
Level 15 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Big Chief
Level 30 Hat
The Rump-o'-Lantern #6604
Level 33 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
Crafted by Chaos <3
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
The Spectre's Spectacles #14656
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
The Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
The Dashin' Hashshashin #18082
Level 10 Hat
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
Crafted by Chaos <3
Pocket Medic
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 39 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman
Level 46 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 48 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 18 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 58 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
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The Hero's Tail #24296
Level 31 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
Crafted by Chaos <3
Dillinger's Duffel #11643
Level 85 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
Crafted by Chaos <3
Bonk Boy #27974
Level 75 Hat
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Fast Learner
Level 71 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
Jingle all the way
The Milkman
Level 96 Hat
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Track Terrorizer
Level 45 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
The El Jefe #20837
Level 10 Hat
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Hermes #20416
Level 10 Hat
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
Crafted by Chaos <3
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 94 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Crafted by Chaos <3
Flipped Trilby
Level 44 Hat
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
The Backwards Ballcap #20109
Level 10 Hat
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 94 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
taunt success sound (1)
The Cross-Comm Express #5118
Level 98 Hat
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Fancy Dress Uniform #25527
Level 52 Uniform
Furious Fukaamigasa #24091
Level 52 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Stahlhelm #20506
Level 10 Hat
Crafted by Chaos <3
Hero's Hachimaki #24324
Level 4 Hat
Crafted by Chaos <3
Hero's Hachimaki #24319
Level 51 Hat
Crafted by Chaos <3
Jumper's Jeepcap #25802
Level 79 Hat
Crafted by Chaos <3
Soldier's Slope Scopers #2320
Level 47 Hat
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
Stainless Pot
Level 81 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Crafted by Chaos <3
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #26108
Level 15 Hat
Crafted by Chaos <3
Honcho's Headgear
Level 100 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
Crafted by Chaos <3
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #26793
Level 13 Facial Hair
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Crafted by Chaos <3
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 29 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Crafted by Chaos <3
Exquisite Rack
Level 53 Hat
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Helmet Without a Home #11597
Level 84 Hat
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Salty Dog #19860
Level 10 Hat
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Kringle Collection #17330
Level 5 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Crafted by Chaos <3
Killer's Kabuto
Level 29 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Crafted by Chaos <3
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 8 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Flamboyant Flamenco #20109
Level 10 Hat
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 17 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
taunt success sound (2)
Only visible in Pyroland
Stately Steel Toe #22217
Level 75 Hat
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Head Warmer
Level 13 Hat
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 46 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Cremator's Conscience #20604
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
Crafted by Chaos <3
Vintage Merryweather
Level 27 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Crafted by Chaos <3
Nose Candy #4776
Level 87 Mask
Dress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a
delusional maniac living in a fantasy world!
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Waxy Wayfinder #14400
Level 61 Hat
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Crafted by Chaos <3
Area 451 #6955
Level 87 Hat
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Burning Bongos #11726
Level 1 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Crafted by Chaos <3
Apparition's Aspect #18881
Level 13 Hat
Crafted by Chaos <3
The DethKapp #4749
Level 31 Hat
For centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of
who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally
answers that age-old mystery: It was you!
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Jingle Belt #17560
Level 42 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
Jingle all the way
Crafted by Chaos <3
Napper's Respite
Level 23 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
Crafted by Chaos <3
Handyman's Handle
Level 85 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
Crafted by Chaos <3
The HazMat Headcase #11602
Level 43 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
Crafted by Chaos <3
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 50 Hat
Crafted by Chaos <3
Prancer's Pride
Level 95 Hat
Crafted by Chaos <3
Handyman's Handle
Level 46 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Last Breath #10709
Level 13 Hat
The Bubble Pipe
Level 77 Hat
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 68 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Mask of the Shaman #20602
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Snapped Pupil
Level 11 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
Crafted by Chaos <3
Tam O' Shanter #22303
Level 35 Hat
Crafted by Chaos <3
The King of Scotland Cape #7331
Level 58 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
Crafted by Chaos <3
Sober Stuntman
Level 27 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Liquor Locker #12171
Level 38 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
Crafted by Chaos <3
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 86 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Crafted by Chaos <3
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 96 Hat
Crafted by Chaos <3
Sultan's Ceremonial #25928
Level 35 Hat
Crafted by Chaos <3
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 51 Hat
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
The Conjurer's Cowl #23302
Level 16 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Cool Breeze #3493
Level 17 Kilt
Forget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning.
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
The Soviet Gentleman #8659
Level 73 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Siberian Sophisticate #5621
Level 65 Shirt
The shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the
short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't
find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns.
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Pilotka #20178
Level 10 Hat
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Heavy Duty Rag
Level 76 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Apparatchik's Apparel #11573
Level 75 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Gym Rat #19903
Level 10 Hat
Let's get physical. Physical.
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Dragonborn Helmet #21745
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Pounding Father #1258
Level 21 Hat
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
Crafted by Chaos <3
Copper's Hard Top #22074
Level 48 Hat
Crafted by Chaos <3
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 38 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Crafted by Chaos <3
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Outdoorsman #19808
Level 10 Hat
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #22130
Level 25 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Hound Dog
Level 60 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
The Big Chief
Level 65 Hat
Crafted by Chaos <3
The One-Man Army #20162
Level 10 Hat
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
Crafted by Chaos <3
Security Shades #22042
Level 90 Hat
Crafted by Chaos <3
Brock's Locks #4769
Level 2 Hair
The first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased,
tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from
your lower back and buttocks years ago.
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 46 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Brainiac Hairpiece #18622
Level 50 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
Crafted by Chaos <3
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 45 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Crafted by Chaos <3
Safe'n'Sound
Level 64 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Crafted by Chaos <3
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 99 Hat
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Wingstick #21531
Level 10
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Pencil Pusher #19720
Level 10 Hat
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
Crafted by Chaos <3
The Nine-Pipe Problem #15042
Level 43 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Crafted by Chaos <3
Archimedes #9455