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The following items were overlapping other items or in invalid backpack positions:
Scout
(263 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(263 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(281 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(281 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(256 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(256 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(261 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(261 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(250 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(250 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(229 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(229 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(228 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(228 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(229 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(229 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(239 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(239 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
>> Weapons
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>> Hats
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>> Crafting
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>> Tools
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>> Mann Co. Supply Crate
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>> Misc
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Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 68 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 40 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 3 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
(equipped)
Level 44 Hat
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 92 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Vintage Trophy Belt
(equipped)
Level 21 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 34 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 64 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
The Vintage Hound Dog
(equipped)
Level 18 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Old Guadalajara
Level 45 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Napper's Respite
Level 32 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
Lumbricus Lid
Level 62 Hat
Vintage Mining Light
Level 33 Hat
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 29 Hat
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 2 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 12 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 94 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 50 Hat
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 51 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 14 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 52 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 51 Hat
Treasure Hat
Level 15 Hat
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable )
"Golden Wrench #ololol"
(equipped)
Level 1 Wrench
Community Knife
(equipped)
Level 50 Knife
Effect: Community Sparkle
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Unusual Backbiter's Billycock
(equipped)
Level 85 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Effect: Sunbeams
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable )
Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap
Level 4 Craft Item
This is metal scrap taken from the Horseless Headless Horsemann. It
whispers faintly...'heads'...
( Not Tradable )
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 3 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 46 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Big Chief
Level 44 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 65 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Unusual Safe'n'Sound
(equipped)
Level 29 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Effect: Purple Energy
Unusual Ze Goggles
(equipped)
Level 28 Glasses
Nothing
Effect: Circling TF Logo
The Attendant
(equipped)
Level 57 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Familiar Fez
Level 57 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 69 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 87 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Milkman
Level 75 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
"Ya, the creator of the idler now has a halo. Hilarious."
Effect: Holy Glow
( Not Tradable )
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 10 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
Hire Date: December 13, 2008 (02:10:08 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
(equipped)
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
Medal no. 4201
The Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
The Vintage Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
The Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
The Vintage Equalizer
(equipped)
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
The Vintage Blutsauger
(equipped)
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Vintage Ubersaw
(equipped)
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
The Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
The Vintage Dead Ringer
(equipped)
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
(equipped)
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
The Powerjack
(equipped)
Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Degreaser
(equipped)
Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Holy Mackerel
(equipped)
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Darwin's Danger Shield
(equipped)
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 41 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 97 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 45 Hat
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 8 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 29 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 60 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 4 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 71 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Chieftain's Challenge
(equipped)
Level 45 Hat
Gift from: Hell-met
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Napper's Respite
Level 78 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
Whoopee Cap
Level 25 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Stout Shako
Level 50 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Old Guadalajara
Level 49 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 86 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!
Effect: Map Stamps
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 26 Hat
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 92 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 18 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Handyman's Handle
Level 34 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 65 Hat
Max's Severed Head
Level 84 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
The Superfan
Level 10 Hat
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 2 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Benefactor's Kanmuri
Level 10 Hat
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
"ಠ_ಠ4ಠ_ಠ8ಠ_ಠ2ಠ_ಠ6ಠ_ಠ0ಠ_ಠ4ಠ_ಠ8ಠ_ಠ2ಠ_ಠ6ಠ_ಠ0"
Level 17 Hat
"TestingLengthRestrictionಠ_ಠ29012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890"
Demoman's Fro
Level 82 Hat
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Frenchman's Beret
Level 76 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Tradable )
Earbuds
Level 80 Hat
OSX represent!
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Taunt: The Director's Vision
(equipped)
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to
tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to
share with everyone.
( Not Tradable )
The Vintage Lo-Fi Longwave
Level 20 Hat
Can't stop the signal.
( Not Tradable )
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
( Not Tradable )
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Strange Pain Train
Strange%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 0
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Noh Mercy
Level 13 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Strange Pain Train
Strange%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 7
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
Noise Maker - Black Cat
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Gremlin
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Witch
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Werewolf
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Stabby
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Crazy Laugh
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Banshee
Level 5 Party Favor
Noise Maker - Gong
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Bell
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable )
A Distinctive Lack of Hue
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Australium Gold
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
A Deep Commitment to Purple
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
A Color Similar to Slate
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Team Spirit
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items the color of your current team.
Team Spirit
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items the color of your current team.
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Pink as Hell
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
A Color Similar to Slate
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Drably Olive
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Noble Hatter's Violet
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Pink as Hell
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
Level 1 Claim Code
This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from
your backpack to claim the code.
( Not Tradable )
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Strange Revolver
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 0
Tux
Level 76 Mascot
Linux represent!
( Not Tradable )
Hotrod
Level 72 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Crafted by ykcarrot
Fancy Fedora
Level 20 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Strange Knife
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #45
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable )
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable )
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Demoman's Fro
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Football Helmet
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pyro's Beanie
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Trophy Belt
Level 1 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
Fancy Fedora
Level 1 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Mark of the Saint
Level 20 Badge
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10 Hat
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Scotch Bonnet
Level 64 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
Crafted by Drunken F00l
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
Crafted by Drunken F00l
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Crafted by L | Afronanny
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Engineer's Cap
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 1 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Crafted by oh
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
Crafted by Drunken F00l
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
Tyrant's Helm
Level 1 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
The Gunboats
(equipped)
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
( Not Tradable )
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Camera Beard
Level 1 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Brigade Helm
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 1 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Chargin' Targe
(equipped)
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Professional's Panama
Level 1 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 1 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 1 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 1 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
Gift from: KaOS
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 1 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
Gift from: Game316
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
Gift from: IamTHEBOOKIE
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
Gift from: Station,Most excellent scientist
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Gift from: Sigh
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Gift from: >:3
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
Gift from: Butane
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Gift from: Gaucho
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Gift from: Hell-met
"The Golden Wrench"
Level 1 Wrench
"What could be more appropriate than sending sending a F00l a gift on
April 1st?"
Gift from: [GoR]|¿●?|Ďaŗŧh_Ñiñja
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
( Not Tradable )
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
Hotrod
Level 1 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 1 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to
remain in the taunt's pose.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Whoopee Cap
Level 1 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ze Goggles
Level 1 Glasses
Nothing
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 1 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 1 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 1 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Heavy Duty Rag
Level 1 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Sufficiently Lethal Ambassador
(equipped)
Sufficiently Lethal%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 222
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Attendant
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Milkman
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Familiar Fez
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Name Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the name of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Dark Salmon Injustice
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Whoopee Cap
Level 93 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Drably Olive
Level 5 Tool
Used to paint other items.
Earbuds
Level 13 Hat
OSX represent!
Vintage Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Pugilist's Protector
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Napper's Respite
Level 1 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Hard Counter
Level 1 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Fancy Fedora
Level 94 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Carouser's Capotain
Level 1 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 74 Hat
Hotrod
Level 33 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Demoman's Fro
Level 90 Hat
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Scotch Bonnet
Level 1 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Larrikin Robin
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Prancer's Pride
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Madame Dixie
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
German Gonzila
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Coupe D'isaster
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Le Party Phantom
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Exquisite Rack
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
Gift from: KaOS
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Big Country
Level 1 Hat
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 1 Hat
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 1 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Googly Gazer
Level 1 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Honcho's Headgear
Level 1 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 1 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
Gift from: Who am I? < < <>
( Not Tradable )
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
Gift from: DF4
( Not Tradable )
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
Gift from: hobbesattack
( Not Tradable )
Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap
Level 4 Craft Item
This is metal scrap taken from the Horseless Headless Horsemann. It
whispers faintly...'heads'...
Gift from: hobbesattack
( Not Tradable )
Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap
Level 4 Craft Item
This is metal scrap taken from the Horseless Headless Horsemann. It
whispers faintly...'heads'...
Gift from: DF4
( Not Tradable )
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
Medal no. 6941
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Capo's Capper
Level 1 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 1 Facial Hair
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 1 Uniform
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Made Man
Level 1
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Security Shades
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Stately Steel Toe
Level 1 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 1 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Summer Hat
Level 10 Hat
E hele mākou i kahakai.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Hair of the Dog
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Pickled Paws
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
B-ankh!
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Blazing Bull
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Tail From the Crypt
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Idiot Box
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Shoestring Budget
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Griffin's Gog
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Can Opener
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Silver Bullets
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Buzz Killer
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Legend of Bugfoot
Level 1 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Apparition's Aspect
Level 13 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Wanga Prick
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this
skull-themed hate hat.
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
Explode spectacularly on death
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn
Cannot carry buildings
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bubble Pipe
Level 1 Hat
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10 Hat
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10 Hat
This hat is a spy.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10 Hat
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Builder's Blueprints
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20 Decorative Bombs
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Little Buddy
Level 10 Hat
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
L'Inspecteur
Level 10 Hat
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Hermes
Level 10 Hat
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Lumbricus Lid
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Genuine Original
(equipped)
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
Genuine Machina
(equipped)
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
Genuine Wingstick
Level 10
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Genuine Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Genuine Sign of the Wolf's School
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
Genuine Hero's Tail
Level 1 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
Genuine Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Genuine Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Genuine Half-Zatoichi
(equipped)
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
Genuine Hero's Hachimaki
Level 1 Hat
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Max's Severed Head
Level 1 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
The Vintage Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Jingle Belt
Level 1 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
Jingle all the way
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Fast Learner
Level 1 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 1 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-80% slower move speed when aiming
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Scrap Pack
Level 1 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
The Waxy Wayfinder
Level 1 Hat
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #41
The Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 1 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Toss-Proof Towel
Level 1 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Fruit Shoot
Level 1 Hat
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Triclops
Level 10 Hat
Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick:
You won't be able to see at all!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Front Runner
Level 1 Hat
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 1 Hat
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
Genuine Doublecross-Comm
Level 1 Hat
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
Genuine Cross-Comm Express
Level 1 Hat
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 1 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Flamingo Kid
Level 10 Hat
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Atomic Accolade
Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
The Liquor Locker
Level 1 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 1 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 4 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 1 Decorative Bombs
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius
-50% damage penalty
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 1 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Burning Bongos
Level 1 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 1
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 1 Hat
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 1 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Business Casual
Level 1 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Idea Tube
Level 1 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
The HazMat Headcase
Level 1 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 1 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Liquidator's Lid
Level 1 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 1 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 1 Hat
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 1 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
taunt success sound (2)
Only visible in Pyroland
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Lollichop
Level 1 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Helmet Without a Home
Level 1 Hat
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #44
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Gift Wrap
Level 5 Tool
Used to wrap other items for gifting.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #45
Genuine Marxman
Level 1 Glasses
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that
laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a
cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW
YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 2 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Champ Stamp
Level 1 Tattoos
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool
tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal
criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to
ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
The Void Monk Hair
Level 1 Hat
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
The Pyrobotics Pack
Level 1 Backpack
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Manniversary Package
Level 1 Package
From your fine friends at Mann Co., celebrating our one-year
anniversary.
This contains a free sample from our fall lineup and can be opened
from your backpack.
The Robot Running Man
Level 1 Hat
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1 Hat
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #31
Genuine Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Tin Pot
Level 1 Hat
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Soldier's Stogie
Level 1 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Triad Trinket
Level 1 Necklace
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not
worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance
that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at
home."
The Tin-1000
Level 1 Hat
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Medic Mech-bag
Level 1 Backpack
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
(equipped)
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
( Not Tradable )
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 60 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
Genuine Participant - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
(equipped)
Level 1 Tournament Medal
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine El Jefe
Level 10 Hat
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Gift from: Game316
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
( Not Tradable )
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Battery Bandolier
Level 1 Decorative Bombs
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #26
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #27