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Scout
(213 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(213 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Soldier
(200 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(200 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(193 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(193 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(191 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(191 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Heavy
(191 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(191 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(174 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(174 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Medic
(175 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(175 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(188 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(188 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(183 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(183 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
>> Weapons
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>> Crafting
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>> Tools
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>> Mann Co. Supply Crate
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>> Misc
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Max's Severed Head
Level 1 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Vintage Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Earbuds
Level 100 Hat
OSX represent!
Tux
Level 41 Mascot
Linux represent!
( Not Tradable )
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
"Do The Impossible, See the invisible, Row Row Fight The Power!"
The B.M.O.C.
Level 30 Hat
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Gift from: Revolution Stryker v2
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Unusual Bonk Helm
Level 70 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Effect: Bubbling
Unusual Handyman's Handle
Level 19 Hat
Clears all sorts of blockage.
Effect: Steaming
Unusual Human Cannonball
Level 83 Hat
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot
out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused
stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been
prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
Effect: Stormy Storm
Unusual Executioner
Level 13 Hat
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
Effect: Bubbling
Unusual Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 69 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Effect: Bubbling
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 68 Hat
Vintage Mining Light
Level 50 Hat
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 91 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Upgrade to Premium Gift
Level 59 Tool
Trade away this item to a friend with a free account. Once they use
it, they'll automatically be converted to a premium account and enjoy
perks such as extra backpack slots
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
The Head Warmer
Level 80 Hat
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
Strange Construction PDA
Strange%s6 PDA - Sentry Kills%s5: 0
(Health Dispensed to Allies%s3: 0)
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (17)
Cannonballs push players back on impact
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
Cannonballs do not explode on impact
-50% damage on contact with surfaces
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
Gain Focus on kills and assists
rage on assists (15)
Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full
In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping
-20% damage on body shot
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool
Used to open locked supply crates.
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
Crate Series #55
Batter's Helmet
Level 85 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Batter's Helmet
Level 39 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Shortstop
Strange%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 0
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Strange Scattergun
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Equalizer
Strange%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 0
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Strange Persian Persuader
Strange%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 0
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Strange%s6 Axe - Kills%s5: 0
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
Strange Diamondback
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 0
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Strange Shovel
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Wrap Assassin
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
Strange Force-A-Nature
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Strange Tomislav
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
Strange Shortstop
Strange%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 0
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Strange Scattergun
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Equalizer
Strange%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 0
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
Strange Pistol
Strange%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Diamondback
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 0
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Strange Shovel
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Wrap Assassin
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
Strange Force-A-Nature
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Strange Tomislav
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
Strange Shortstop
Strange%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 0
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump
Strange Homewrecker
Strange%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 0
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Strange Direct Hit
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
Strange L'Etranger
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 0
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
Strange Back Scratcher
Strange%s6 Garden Rake - Kills%s5: 0
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
Strange Shovel
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Wrap Assassin
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
Strange Force-A-Nature
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Strange Tomislav
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
Strange Shortstop
Strange%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 0
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Strange Medi Gun
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Strange Bottle
Strange%s6 Bottle - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Scottish Resistance
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Strange%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
Strange Bonesaw
Strange%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Shovel
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Wrap Assassin
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
Strange Big Earner
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
Strange Detonator
Strange%s6 Flare Gun - Kills%s5: 1
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
Strange Homewrecker
Strange%s6 Sledgehammer - Kills%s5: 0
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
Strange Market Gardener
Strange%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 0
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
Strange Fists of Steel
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 0
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
"OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE!"
Level 1 Hat
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1 Backpack
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
Genuine Area 451
Level 1 Hat
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Genuine Chief Constable
Level 1 Hat
The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer
since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1 Hat
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1 Hat
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10 Hat
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
Genuine Lacking Moral Fiber Mask
Level 1 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.
Genuine Triad Trinket
Level 1 Necklace
Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not
worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance
that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at
home."
Genuine Champ Stamp
Level 1 Tattoos
Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool
tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal
criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to
ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Genuine Human Cannonball
Level 1 Hat
Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot
out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused
stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been
prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
Genuine That '70s Chapeau
Level 1 Hat
Go incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect
disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions.
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Genuine Marxman
Level 1 Glasses
Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that
laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a
cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW
YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
Genuine Cockfighter
Level 10 Hat
Let all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker
with this paintable all-class rooster helmet.
Genuine Faerie Solitaire Pin
Level 1 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 46 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 56 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 2 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 63 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 31 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 7 Hat
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 19 Hat
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 60 Hat
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 1 Hat
"Johnny Bravo Hair"
Level 53 Hat
""Enough about you, let's talk about me, Johnny Bravo.""
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 54 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 22 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 63 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 79 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 9 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 76 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 13 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 42 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 99 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
Whoopee Cap
Level 6 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Bonk Helm
Level 49 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Crafted by Did i miss?
Batter's Helmet
Level 90 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
The Superfan
Level 10 Hat
Flipped Trilby
Level 34 Hat
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
Class Token - Scout
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 42 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
The Track Terrorizer
Level 30 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
The Fast Learner
Level 21 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
The Stereoscopic Shades
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
Strange Force-A-Nature
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Mildly Menacing Baby Face's Blaster
Mildly Menacing%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 54
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
40% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost
-30% damage penalty
35% slower move speed on wearer
Boost resets on jump
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable )
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
+15 max health on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage
-25% slower firing speed
50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Genuine Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
Genuine Flying Guillotine
Level 1 Cleaver
Throw at your enemies to make them bleed!
Long distance hits cause mini-crits
100% critical hit vs stunned players
No random critical hits
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed
-70% damage penalty
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
Honcho's Headgear
Level 37 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 48 Hat
Tyrant's Helm
Level 97 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Class Token - Soldier
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 73 Decorative Bombs
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Level 88 Facial Hair
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
The Kringle Collection
Level 68 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
"PSY BLACK BOX"
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 3
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 85 Rocket Launcher
Hold Fire to load up to three rockets
Release Fire to unleash the barrage
Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
+3 degrees random projectile deviation
Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Genuine Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Strange Mantreads
Strange%s6 Boots - Opponents Flattened%s5: 0
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product
This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
The Attendant
Level 84 Hat
The Head Warmer
Level 99 Hat
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
Pyro's Beanie
Level 6 Hat
Apparition's Aspect
Level 13 Hat
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
Class Token - Pyro
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
The Winter Wonderland Wrap
Level 41 Mask
Just because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't
bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one,
you inscrutable person of mystery!
Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
The HazMat Headcase
Level 39 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
The Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 82 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 19 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds
-10% damage penalty
No airblast
No random critical hits
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
Flare knocks back target on hit
and ignites enemies in a small radius
-50% damage penalty
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
Does not require ammo
+50% projectile speed
Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits
No random critical hits
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
Genuine Neon Annihilator
Level 1 Sign
100% critical hit vs wet players
Damage removes Sappers
-20% damage vs players
No random critical hits
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
Crafted by Blumpkin
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Lollichop
Level 83 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
Demoman's Fro
Level 54 Hat
The Hair of the Dog
Level 98 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Sober Stuntman
Level 45 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 98 Hat
The Buccaneer's Bicorne #14805
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
Class Token - Demoman
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable )
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 34 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 12
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
override projectile type (17)
Cannonballs push players back on impact
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
Cannonballs do not explode on impact
-50% damage on contact with surfaces
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 28 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Class Token - Heavy
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 59 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 25 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
The Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 39 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Genuine Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 Minigun
Sustains a ring of flames while deployed
6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
Strange Tomislav
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
Strange Brass Beast
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
Genuine Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
Strange Holiday Punch
Strange%s6 Fists - Tickle Fights Won%s5: 6
(Kills%s3: 1)
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
Critical hit forces victim to laugh
Always critical hit from behind
On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item
Critical hits do no damage
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 46 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 100 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Class Token - Engineer
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 7 Hat
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
The Frontier Flyboy
Level 92 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Idea Tube
Level 60 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
The Pocket Purrer
Level 49 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
Googly Gazer
Level 93 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
No reload necessary
On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo
Per Shot: -30 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys
projectiles and does slight damage to players
No reload necessary
Per Shot: -35 ammo
Uses metal for ammo
No random critical hits
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Strange Jag
Strange%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 1
(Kills%s3: 1)
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 88 Hat
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 88 Hat
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 82 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Class Token - Medic
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 24 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
Archimedes
Level 44
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
The Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 13 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator
ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target.
+50% ÜberCharge rate
Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type.
-66% Overheal build rate.
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 87 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Trophy Belt
Level 24 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10 Hat
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
Desert Marauder
Level 21 Hat
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 57 Hat
Silver Bullets
Level 81 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Villain's Veil
Level 89 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
The Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
The Koala Compact
Level 61 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
Effect: Genteel Smoke
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players
On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot
Cannot fire unless zoomed
Fires tracer rounds
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
"Aimbot.exe"
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
"Wave goodbye to your head. wanker!"
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
Unremarkable Razorback
Unremarkable%s6 Shield - Spies Shocked%s5: 13
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack
+1 health regenerated per second on wearer
Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming
No flinching when aiming
-80% slower move speed when aiming
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance
-35% slower firing speed
-20% clip size
No random critical hits
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Familiar Fez
Level 94 Hat
Détective Noir
Level 88 Hat
Fancy Fedora
Level 30 Hat
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Hat of Cards
Level 77 Hat
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Class Token - Spy
Level 1 Craft Item
Used to specify a class in blueprints
The Business Casual
Level 79 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
The Intangible Ascot
Level 33 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Le Party Phantom
Level 22 Hat
Griffin's Gog
Level 58 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each
building destroyed with your sapper attached
-15% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Scarcely Lethal L'Etranger
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 41
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
Genuine Quäckenbirdt
Level 1 Invis Watch
A marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically
handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European
assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns
invisible.
Genuine Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 Sapper
Reverses enemy building construction
-100% sapper damage penalty
Spectacularly Lethal Dead Ringer
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Invis Watch - Deaths Feigned%s5: 292
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
( Not Tradable )
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds
Backstab turns victim to ice
Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Vintage Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
The Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
The Vintage Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Vintage Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
The Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
The Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Vintage Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
Vintage Natascha
Level 49 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
The Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
The Vintage Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
The Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 41 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Vintage Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
The Vintage Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Vintage Cloak and Dagger
Level 27 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
Uncharitable Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Uncharitable%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 105
Strange Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
"The Midas Torch"
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Unremarkable Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Unremarkable%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 20
"Makin' Bacon"
Unremarkable%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 19
(Kills%s3: 3)
Strange Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 7
(Kill Assists%s3: 10)
Uncharitable Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Uncharitable%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 106
Strange Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
The Baseline Benefactor's Spirit Of Giving
The Baseline Benefactor's%s6 Badge - Gifts Given%s5: 1
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable )
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Strange%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 0
(Kills%s3: 0)
Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Strange Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 5 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Strange%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 0
(Kills%s3: 0)
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
Operation Oil Spill Badge
Level 1 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Strange Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Strange%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 0
(Kills%s3: 0)
Strange Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Strange Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
Operation Gear Grinder Badge
Level 1 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Power Up Canteen
Level 5 Usable Item
Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time.
Currently holds 0 charges
Holds a maximum of 3 charges
Each charge lasts 5 seconds
( Not Tradable )
Strange Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
Operation Mecha Engine Badge
Level 15 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable )
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II
Strange%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II
Strange%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 0
(Kills%s3: 0)
Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II
Strange%s6 Medi Gun - Ubers%s5: 0
(Kill Assists%s3: 0)
Strange Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.II
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Blood Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 0
Festive Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Festive Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Festive Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Festive Knife
Level 1 Knife
Mildly Menacing Festive Scattergun
Mildly Menacing%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 58
Mildly Menacing Festive Rocket Launcher
Mildly Menacing%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 62
Mildly Menacing Festive Flame Thrower
Mildly Menacing%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 60
Strange Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Strange%s6 Stickybomb Launcher - Kills%s5: 8
Strange Festive Minigun
Strange%s6 Minigun - Kills%s5: 3
Strange Festive Wrench
Strange%s6 Wrench - Sentry Kills%s5: 0
(Kills%s3: 0)
Scarcely Lethal Festive Sniper Rifle
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 40
Strange Festive Knife
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Festive Bat
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 1
Unremarkable Festive Holy Mackerel
Unremarkable%s6 Fish - Humiliations%s5: 22
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Gore-Spattered Festive Buff Banner
Gore-Spattered%s6 Battle Banner - Banners Deployed%s5: 468
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Strange Festive Axtinguisher
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 4
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Unremarkable Festive Grenade Launcher
Unremarkable%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 11
Scarcely Lethal Festive Sandvich
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Lunch Box - Food Items Eaten%s5: 27
Strange Festive Frontier Justice
Strange%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 0
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
Strange Festive Ubersaw
Strange%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 5
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
Strange Festive Huntsman
Strange%s6 Bow - Kills%s5: 1
override projectile type (19)
Strange Festive Ambassador
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 0
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Festive Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Festive Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Festive Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
Festive Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
The Festive Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
Festive Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
The Festive Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Festive Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Team Captain
Level 21 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 98 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 9 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 98 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 44 Hat
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
The Ebenezer
Level 30 Hat
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.
Tough Stuff Muffs
Level 89 Hat
Frostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death,
gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous
infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these
stylish earmuffs.
The Brütal Bouffant
Level 92 Hair
This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable )
The MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable )
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable )
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable )
Bounty Hat
Level 30 Hat
Earned by completing 5 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable )
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
Crafted by Did i miss?
( Not Tradable )
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
This is a special Halloween 2010 item
( Not Tradable )
The Skull Island Topper
Level 31 Hat
This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful
(mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right
near the entrance of the Hades Spiral).
( Not Tradable )
The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 66 Hat
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Tradable )
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
Explode spectacularly on death
( Not Tradable )
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
Effect: Holy Glow
( Not Tradable )
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
( Not Tradable )
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
( Not Tradable )
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable )
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable )
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
Flair! #12755
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable )
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
( Not Tradable )
The RoBro 3000
Level 7 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable )
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 11 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
( Not Tradable )
The Merc's Muffler
Level 16 Scarf
The perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun
escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent
than any other scarf on the market!
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Noise Maker - Fireworks
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Shred Alert
Level 5 Special Taunt
Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush
your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally
crippling power ballads!
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to
remain in the taunt's pose.
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to
tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to
share with everyone.
( Not Tradable )
Haunted Rump-o'-Lantern
Level 10 Lantern
Since time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and
the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted.
Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern
tackles the other.
Haunted Sir Hootsalot
Level 2
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
Haunted Dr. Gogglestache
Level 57 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Level 5
Haunted Executioner
Level 86 Hat
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
Haunted Exorcizor
Level 34 Apparel
The power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing
outfit!
Haunted Spooky Shoes
Level 50 Shoes
From Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's!
Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!.
Haunted Garlic Flank Stake
Level 85 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 64 Pyrovision Goggles
Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective.
vision opt in flags (1)
On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1 Ash
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is
there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Manniversary Package
Level 1 Package
From your fine friends at Mann Co., celebrating our one-year
anniversary.
This contains a free sample from our fall lineup and can be opened
from your backpack.
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 2 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
Hire Date: July 21, 2009 (11:37:36 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
'Fish'
Level 1 Fishcake Fragment
It's packed with protein.
( Not Tradable )
Spacemetal Scrap
Level 1 Pin Fragment
( Not Tradable )
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.
( Not Tradable )
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.
( Not Tradable )
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.
( Not Tradable )
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.
( Not Tradable )
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.
( Not Tradable )
Moustachium Bar
Level 1 Craft Item
Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the
Australian outback.
( Not Tradable )
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Knife
Level 1 Knife
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Construction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Destruction PDA
Level 1 PDA
Disguise Kit
Level 1 ...Cigarette Case?
PDA
Level 1 PDA
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
The Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance
The Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: +3 health
-2 health drained per second on wearer
The Ubersaw
Level 10 Bonesaw
On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added
-20% slower firing speed
The Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
The Backburner
Level 10 Flame Thrower
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
-25% damage penalty
30% slower spin up time
The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance
-20% slower firing speed
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents
-15 max health on wearer
The Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
Knockback on the target and shooter
+50% faster firing speed
+20% bullets per shot
-10% damage penalty
-66% clip size
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
The Huntsman
Level 10 Bow
The Razorback
Level 10 Shield
Blocks a single backstab attempt
Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Coated enemies take mini-crits
Also handy for putting out a fire
The Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
+80% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Feign Death
+60% cloak drain rate
The Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
+100% cloak regen rate
Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive
The Ambassador
Level 5 Revolver
Crits on headshot
-15% damage penalty
-20% slower firing speed
The Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
+80% projectile speed
+25% damage bonus
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions
-70% explosion radius
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
Damage increases as the user becomes injured
Blocks healing while in use
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner
Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
+25% faster firing speed
Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet
Able to destroy enemy stickybombs
+50% max secondary ammo on wearer
+6 max pipebombs out
0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies.
+50% fire damage resistance on wearer
+40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
-60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun
When your sentry is destroyed you
gain revenge crits for every sentry kill
No random critical hits
-50% clip size
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
+25 max health on wearer
Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry
No random critical hits
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
+1 capture rate on wearer
10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
No random critical hits
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Golden Wrench
Level 25 Wrench
Imbued with an ancient power
( Not Tradable )
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds
-50% damage penalty
The Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
+20% damage bonus
15% slower move speed on wearer
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
On death up to 20% of your stored
ÜberCharge is retained
-10 max health on wearer
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
+75 health restored on kill
+20% damage from melee sources while active
The Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
65% faster weapon switch
-25% afterburn damage penalty
-10% damage penalty
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish
Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
+15 cloak on hit
-20% damage penalty
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim
Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
Wearer cannot disguise
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
On Hit: +15 health
-25% clip size
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds
+25% charge rate
No headshots
No random critical hits
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
+25 max health on wearer
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit
20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max primary ammo on wearer
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% faster move speed on wearer
You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
When weapon is active:
-25% damage penalty
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
No self inflicted blast damage taken
+200% max secondary ammo on wearer
override projectile type (14)
-100% damage penalty
No random critical hits
Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 5 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled
40% faster reload time
No headshots
-75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
No random critical hits
The Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
+20% damage bonus
+25% projectile speed
-50% clip size
+25% damage to self
Launched bombs shatter on surfaces
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+30% damage bonus
-20 max health on wearer
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
+20% damage bonus
50% slower spin up time
-60% slower move speed while deployed
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
On Kill: A small health pack is dropped
25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench
30% faster construction rate
-25% damage penalty
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
-40% damage from ranged sources while active
+100% damage from melee sources while active
20% longer weapon switch
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
On Hit: target is engulfed in flames
-20% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
+25% damage to self
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death
On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits
-90% damage penalty
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim.
-65 max health on wearer
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
On Kill: Restores you to 100% health
Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
25% increase in damage when health <50% of max
-25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
+100% increase in charge recharge rate
All ammo collected becomes health
No random critical hits
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
+100% increase in turning control while charging
+25 max health on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Can deal charge impact damage at any range
+70% increase in charge impact damage
+20% fire damage resistance on wearer
+15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target.
+40% heal rate
+25% ÜberCharge rate
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10%
-10% damage penalty
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
Allows you to see enemy health
The Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
+40% projectile speed
-25% clip size
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
15% faster weapon switch
-50% clip size
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
No random critical hits
The Saxxy
Level 25
Imbued with an ancient power
( Not Tradable )
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
10% faster spin up time
Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound
-20% slower firing speed
The Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
+33% clip size
-15% damage penalty
The Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
+50% faster firing speed
-60% damage penalty
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
Does not require ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits
players and disables buildings for 4 sec
No random critical hits
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
-10% damage penalty
Cannot be crit boosted
5% slower reload time
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Does not require ammo
Projectile penetrates enemy targets
Projectile cannot be deflected
Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
-75% reduction in push force taken from damage
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop
On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds
-25% damage penalty
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits!
25% faster reload time
+50% faster firing speed
-66% clip size
No random critical hits
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol
+15% damage bonus
-60% clip size
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used
-30% slower firing speed
-20% damage vs players
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
+20% damage bonus while undisguised
No random critical hits
-20% slower firing speed
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
+30 cloak on kill
-25 max health on wearer
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
100% damage vs buildings
Damage removes Sappers
-25% damage vs players
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club