Level 14 Hat "Now Playing: Breaking Benjamin - Blow Me Away"
Gun Mettle Campaign Coin
Level 1 Tool Grants access to contacts during the Gun Mettle Campaign.
You can level up this coin by earning Contract Points from completed
contracts during the campaign. The coin will level up when you reach
1000, 2000, and 3000 Contract Points.
The Gun Mettle Campaign ends September 30, 2015.
( Not Tradable )
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 64 Hat When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 7 Hat Straight outta control point.
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 82 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 28 Hat
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 23 Hat This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 80 Hat Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 55 Hat Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 37 Glasses Nothing
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 57 Hat Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 35 Facial Hair You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
Level 99 Hat
The Hot Dogger
Level 10 Hat There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
Level 10 Hat Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
Level 17 Hair "I'm the only one on this team not balding! Damn right I'm gonna make
my hair look good!"
Level 46 Hat Crafted by Rikkukun
The Helmet Without a Home
Level 88 Hat Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
The Caribbean Conqueror #850
Level 37 Hat "You! Stop jibbing that mainsail and give me twenty! You up in the
crow's nest! Drop that telescope and get on your face! Everybody on
this ship start doing push-ups!"
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 2 Hat This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
The Hat With No Name #1103
Level 10 Hat A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Level 57 Hat The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion. Crafted by Rikkukun
( Not Tradable )
The War Pig
Level 14 Hat After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.
Level 21 Hat For centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of
who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally
answers that age-old mystery: It was you!
Level 63 Hat Every little thing is gonna be alright.
Sultan's Ceremonial #11749
Level 99 Hat Crafted by Rikkukun
Level 16 Hat One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
The Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 59 Hat Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones. Crafted by Rikkukun
Large Luchadore #11690
Level 71 Hat Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it. Crafted by Rikkukun
The Capo's Capper
Level 56 Hat This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
Level 31 Hat Crafted by Rikkukun
Level 68 Hat It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
Level 27 Hat It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Level 7 Hat Crafted by Rikkukun
Level 94 Hat Crafted by Rikkukun
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm #1113
Level 10 Hat Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter! Crafted by Rikkukun
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 12 Hat Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10 Hat This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
Level 48 Hat Made from Australia's only natural resource.
Level 93 Hat This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Level 16 Hat For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top. Crafted by Rikkukun
Level 50 Hat Crafted by Rikkukun
Level 95 Hat Crafted by Rikkukun
Cosa Nostra Cap #16107
Level 39 Hat If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
The Stealth Steeler
Level 10 Hat Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 65 Hat Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 38 Hat
Level 10 Hat
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1 Hat You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
Level 1 Horns
Genuine Brütal Bouffant
Level 1 Hair This brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was
hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with
sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and
air-mailed straight out of hell.
"RIN'S BIONIC COMPRESSOR HAT"
Level 10 Hat Break news, spirits and heads.
The Bootie Time #28720
Level 10 Apparel You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man. Jingle all the way Crafted by az
The Digit Divulger
Level 57 Gloves Keep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable
leather and suede fingerless gloves.
Sign of the Wolf's School #966
Level 20 Medallion One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 12 Decorative Bombs Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
Fancy Dress Uniform #9079
Level 97 Uniform
Marshall's Mutton Chops
Level 75 Facial Hair Crafted by Katzekopf
The Last Breath #1383
Level 13 Hat
The Cremator's Conscience #3997
Level 15 Conscience 'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
Level 20 Balloon Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 23 Backpack Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland cosmetic taunt sound () Only visible in Pyroland
The Jingle Belt
Level 15 Bells Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims. Jingle all the way
The Bearded Bombardier
Level 58 Facial Hair Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe. ★ Unusual Effect: Genteel Smoke