Level 87 Fire Axe 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer Immune to the effects of afterburn.
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Level 73 Hat You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 41 Hat When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy (equipped)
Level 5 Hat Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 1 Hat Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 7 Hat Straight outta control point.
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 40 Hat You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 74 Hat This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 73 Hat Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 56 Hat I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 44 Hat A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat (equipped)
Level 14 Hat This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 30 Hat It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 18 Hat
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 3 Hat
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 51 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Whiskered Gentleman (equipped)
Level 36 Facial Hair The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 45 Hat Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 54 Hat
Vintage Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 30 Hat
Vintage Demoman's Fro
Level 97 Hat
Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 79 Hat
"Vintage Rimmed Raincatcher"
Level 88 Hat Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 61 Hat Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 19 Hat
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 39 Hat This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
The Vintage Hound Dog (equipped)
Level 38 Hat Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
The Vintage Heavy Duty Rag
Level 50 Hat It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 76 Hat
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 49 Hat Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Vintage Mining Light
Level 55 Hat For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 49 Hat Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
Level 26 Hat It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Level 73 Hat Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube (equipped)
Level 89 Hat A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 88 Hat
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 35 Hat We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask (equipped)
Level 51 Hat Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 32 Glasses Nothing
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 70 Hat While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 15 Hat Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 39 Hat A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 29 Hat Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 4 Hat His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Vintage Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 59 Hat Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 50 Hat Gone Snipin'.
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 38 Hat For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 93 Hat This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 71 Facial Hair You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 66 Hat They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Vintage Frenchman's Beret
Level 5 Hat Because real espionage is an artform.
Vintage Modest Pile of Hat
Level 44 Hat Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 58 Hat For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 31 Hat A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Strange%s6 Peppergun - Kills%s5: 1 Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense. +20% bonus healing while deployed. Increase in push force taken from damage and airblast
Server-Clearing Mad Milk
Server-Clearing%s6 Non-Milk Substance - Sodden Victims%s5: 2572 Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Strange Holy Mackerel
Strange%s6 Fish - Humiliations%s5: 0 Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Level 44 Hat
Wicked Nasty Black Box
Wicked Nasty%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 625 On Hit: +15 health -25% clip size
Strange Battalion's Backup
Strange%s6 Battle Banner - Banners Deployed%s5: 2 Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done. +20 max health on wearer
Level 5 Sledgehammer +75 health restored on kill +15% faster move speed on wearer When weapon is active: 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
Level 73 Hat
Uncharitable Sydney Sleeper
Uncharitable%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 127 On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield +25 max health on wearer +15% bullet damage resistance on wearer 20% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Mildly Menacing Bushwacka
Mildly Menacing%s6 Kukri - Kills%s5: 45 Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Level 67 Hat
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 0 +15 cloak on hit +40% cloak duration -20% damage penalty
Strange Your Eternal Reward
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0 Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
Level 76 Hat
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (1096810496) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits -6 max pipebombs out Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
Level 5 Bonesaw On death up to 20% of your stored ÜberCharge is retained -10 max health on wearer
Gift from: Eirin Yagokoro
Level 62 Hat Death from above!
Level 53 Hat
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 21 Hat
Level 60 Hat The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Level 32 Hat After a long day of burning scouts.
Level 19 Hat Clears all sorts of blockage.
Old Guadalajara (equipped)
Level 42 Hat This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Level 47 Hat Suffer not a sentry to live.
Level 33 Hat A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Level 84 Hat
Level 13 Hat You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
Level 15 Hat Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Level 31 Hat Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings. This is a special Halloween 2010 item
( Not Tradable )
Level 31 Hat
Level 31 Hat When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Level 31 Hat Express your undying hatred for the living. This is a special Halloween 2010 item
Gift from: Monsieur Odd
( Not Tradable )
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword 0.5 sec increase in charge duration No random critical hits -15 max health on wearer
Strange Fists of Steel
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 0 -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
Level 15 Wrench 30% faster construction rate -25% damage penalty
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 36 Hat
Level 5 Hat
Level 39 Hat
Level 31 Hat
Level 77 Hat
Level 77 Hat
Level 43 Hat
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 30 Hat
Level 5 Hat
Level 24 Hat
Level 13 Hat
Level 10 Hat
Level 7 Hat Crafted by Negro Alexandrovich Ramius
Level 64 Hat
Level 87 Hat
Level 26 Hat
Le Party Phantom
Level 98 Hat
Strange%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 0 On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates +3 health regenerated per second on wearer When weapon is active: -20% damage penalty
Face-Melting Crusader's Crossbow
Face-Melting%s6 Crossbow - Kills%s5: 1360 Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 81 Hat
The Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
Strange%s6 Stick Bomb - Kills%s5: 0 High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
Level 20 Hat Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
Strange Fan O'War
Strange%s6 Gunbai - Kills%s5: 0 Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
Level 5 Sashimono Provides area speed buff
where damage done provides some healing.
Rage increases through damage. +2 health regenerated per second on wearer
The Vintage Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Uncharitable Conniver's Kunai
Uncharitable%s6 Kunai - Kills%s5: 121 Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
Level 1 Hat One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
The Dread Knot
Level 22 Hat Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
The Geisha Boy
Level 68 Hat Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Level 50 Hat Every little thing is gonna be alright.
Level 64 Hat It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
Level 85 Hat I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
Level 69 Hat A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
Level 70 Hat It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
Level 22 Pocket Buddy A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
The Janissary Ketche #4594
Level 48 Hat The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it. Crafted by HandSoap
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
The Dead Cone #10240
Level 73 Hat You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone. Crafted by Negro Alexandrovich Ramius
The Team Captain
Level 15 Hat Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Large Luchadore #3847
Level 54 Hat Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it. Crafted by Negro Alexandrovich Ramius
Level 53 Hat The old West never saw this kind of class.
Crocleather Slouch #5454
Level 90 Hat Made from Australia's only natural resource. Crafted by Negro Alexandrovich Ramius
Level 1 Hat The good, the bad, and the dead.
The Conjurer's Cowl
Level 54 Hat I put on my wizard's hat.
The Planeswalker Goggles #2965
Level 37 Hat No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Level 69 Hat This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion. Crafted by Negro Alexandrovich Ramius
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 0 +20% damage bonus while undisguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed
Strange Big Earner
Strange%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 0 +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer
The Made Man #8695
Level 92 A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Cosa Nostra Cap #3830
Level 55 Hat If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
Desert Marauder #1660
Level 61 Hat Crafted by Negro Alexandrovich Ramius
Face-Melting Splendid Screen
Face-Melting%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 1181 Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
Server-Clearing Persian Persuader
Server-Clearing%s6 Sword - Kills%s5: 4232 +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health Killstreaker: 2004 Sheen: 2 Killstreaks Active No random critical hits
Sultan's Ceremonial #3697
Level 12 Hat Crafted by Negro Alexandrovich Ramius
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun Builds Hype as you run.
When full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air jumps. 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size
Level 15 Pistol +15% damage bonus +25% greater jump height when active -60% clip size
Level 10 Bat Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
Uncharitable%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 133 Mini-crits airborne targets for 5 seconds after being deployed 15% faster weapon switch -34% clip size
Scarcely Lethal Market Gardener
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Shovel - Kills%s5: 37 Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits
Jumper's Jeepcap #4092
Level 89 Hat
Notably Dangerous Mantreads
Notably Dangerous%s6 Boots - Opponents Flattened%s5: 156 -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Fancy Dress Uniform
Level 100 Uniform
Level 33 Hat
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Disciplinary Action
Strange%s6 Riding Crop - Kills%s5: 0 (Teammates Whipped%s3: 0) On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
Strange%s6 Medi Gun Prototype - Ubers%s5: 1 (Kill Assists%s3: 1) Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects 50% max overheal
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health
Strange%s6 Syringe Gun Prototype - Kills%s5: 0 Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Copper's Hard Top
Level 92 Hat
The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 71 Hat Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
Genuine Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players, sets them on fire and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings Cannot be crit boosted
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 67 Hat
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Level 10 Hat
Level 10 Hat
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
The Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
Level 10 Hat
Level 10 Armband Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
Strange%s6 Revolver - Kills%s5: 0 Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached or backstab kill -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
Spectacularly Lethal Widowmaker
Spectacularly Lethal%s6 Shotgun - Kills%s5: 305 No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and damages enemies in front of the player. Consumes 15 ammo per projectile destroyed. No reload necessary Per Shot: -5 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits No metal from dispensers when active.
The Purity Fist #10407
Level 10 Cosmetic Augmentation Crafted by Negro Alexandrovich Ramius
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat Break news, spirits and heads.
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Level 10 Boots Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque! +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Buccaneer's Bicorne #3861
Level 10 Hat Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too. Crafted by Unroto㋛ The12th Man
Gift from: Unroto㋛ The12th Man
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
The Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 Hat Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
The Hot Dogger #4389
Level 10 Hat There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
The Hat With No Name
Level 10 Hat A nameless hat for a nameless man.
The Salty Dog
Level 10 Hat Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
The Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10 Hat Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
The Outdoorsman #5484
Level 10 Hat Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
The Virtual Reality Headset #3239
Level 10 Headset With these on, you can pretend you're winning. Crafted by Negro Alexandrovich Ramius
The Builder's Blueprints #11580
Level 15 Blueprints Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight. Crafted by Negro Alexandrovich Ramius
The Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
The Spectre's Spectacles
Level 20 Glasses So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
The Point and Shoot #292
Level 10 Hat The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run. Crafted by Negro Alexandrovich Ramius
The War Head #3044
Level 10 Hat Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask. Crafted by Negro Alexandrovich Ramius
Dr. Whoa #6886
Level 15 Shirt Crafted by Negro Alexandrovich Ramius
Server-Clearing Holiday Punch
Server-Clearing%s6 Fists - Tickle Fights Won%s5: 3569 (Kills%s3: 510) Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens. Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Killstreaker: 2005 Sheen: 6 Killstreaks Active Critical hits do no damage
Face-Melting%s6 Knife - Kills%s5: 1180 It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Sandvich Safe #6411
Level 15 Lunchbox Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy. Crafted by Negro Alexandrovich Ramius
The Stocking Stuffer
Level 89 Stocking No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
Strange Wrap Assassin
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0 These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
Level 10 Flame Thrower Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them. All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds -10% damage penalty No airblast No random critical hits
The Manmelter #47479
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius. Does not require ammo +50% projectile speed Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits No random critical hits
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot carry buildings
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack +1 health regenerated per second on wearer Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming No flinching when aiming 20% damage vulnerability on wearer
Genuine Scrap Pack
Level 1 Robot Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
The Texas Half-Pants
Level 26 Apparel It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants. Crafted by Negro Alexandrovich Ramius
The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking #1572
Level 60 Shoes Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
The Liquor Locker #3912
Level 33 Treasure The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden. Crafted by Negro Alexandrovich Ramius
Strange Baby Face's Blaster
Strange%s6 Scattergun - Kills%s5: 0 On Hit: Builds Boost Run speed increased with Boost 10% slower move speed on wearer Boost reduced on air jumps -34% clip size
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol +15 max health on wearer Wearer never takes falling damage -25% slower firing speed 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Level 72 Backpack This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
The Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 5 Hat This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
Strange Beggar's Bazooka
Strange%s6 Rocket Launcher - Kills%s5: 0 Hold Fire to load up to three rockets Release Fire to unleash the barrage Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation No ammo from dispensers when active
Scarcely Lethal Rainblower
Scarcely Lethal%s6 Flame Thrower - Kills%s5: 37 Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun Flare knocks back target on hit and ignites enemies in a small radius -50% damage penalty
Strange%s6 Fire Axe - Kills%s5: 5 Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
Level 20 Balloon Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Infernal Orchestrina
Level 77 Backpack Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland taunt success sound (0) Only visible in Pyroland
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 80 Pyrovision Goggles Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Witnessed the 2012 inferno
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG On Kill: Gain Minicrits for 8 seconds. -35% slower firing speed -20% clip size No random critical hits
The Helmet Without a Home
Level 97 Hat Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
The Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 36 Hat Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Level 24 Hat This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
The Captain's Cocktails
Level 28 Decorative Bombs Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
The HazMat Headcase
Level 25 Hat This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
The Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 14 Mascot This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
The Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 82 Shirt Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
The Idea Tube
Level 74 Backpack This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
The Business Casual
Level 96 Shirt It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
The Bushman's Boonie
Level 8 Hat Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED. Crafted by Negro Alexandrovich Ramius
The Surgeon's Stahlhelm #9044
Level 10 Hat Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
The Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 85 Pipe In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes. Effect: Genteel Smoke
( Not Usable in Crafting )
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Fast Learner
Level 1 Shirt Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
Rage-Inducing All-Father #6538
Rage-Inducing%s6 Facial Hair - Points Scored%s5: 1925 Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization! Crafted by Negro Alexandrovich Ramius
The Brown Bomber #6415
Level 64 Hat Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat. Crafted by Negro Alexandrovich Ramius
The Bootie Time #8138
Level 10 Apparel You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man. Jingle all the way Crafted by Barron™
The Big Elfin Deal #9037
Level 36 Hat You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in. Crafted by Negro Alexandrovich Ramius
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 13 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #76
The Ornament Armament #6869
Level 20 Decorative Bombs Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles
are purely ornamental. Crafted by Negro Alexandrovich Ramius
The Jingle Belt
Level 56 Bells Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims. Jingle all the way
Level 10 Hat Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective. Crafted by Negro Alexandrovich Ramius
The Infernal Impaler #6019
Level 13 Hat
The Moonman Backpack #11607
Level 15 Fuel Tank Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum. Crafted by Negro Alexandrovich Ramius
Level 58 Hat Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face. Crafted by Negro Alexandrovich Ramius
The Waxy Wayfinder #3727
Level 92 Hat Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.) Effect: Genteel Smoke Crafted by Negro Alexandrovich Ramius
The Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience 'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
The Toss-Proof Towel #2867
Level 96 Apparel Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking. Crafted by Negro Alexandrovich Ramius
The Stereoscopic Shades #9742
Level 20 Glasses If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that. Crafted by Negro Alexandrovich Ramius
Level 1 Hat This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
Genuine Cross-Comm Express
Level 1 Hat This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
Genuine Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 1 Hat This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Neon Annihilator
Level 1 Sign 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
Genuine Triad Trinket
Level 1 Necklace Clothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not
worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance
that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at
Genuine Flying Guillotine
Level 1 Cleaver Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
Level 1 Glasses Everyone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that
laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a
cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW
YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious.
Genuine Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 Minigun Sustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
Genuine Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 Sapper Reverses enemy building construction -100% sapper damage penalty
Genuine Human Cannonball
Level 1 Hat Ask any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot
out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused
stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been
prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet.
Genuine Champ Stamp
Level 1 Tattoos Show Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool
tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal
criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to
ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang.
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
Power Up Canteen #77852
Level 24 Usable Item Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must
first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one
bonus type at a time. Currently holds 0 charges Holds a maxim