Level 8 Hat When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Vintage Batter's Helmet
Level 62 Hat You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Vintage Whoopee Cap
Level 87 Hat You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Vintage Soldier's Stash
Level 22 Hat This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Vintage Stainless Pot
Level 39 Hat Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 34 Hat I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 96 Hat
Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 28 Hat It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 6 Hat
Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 94 Hat At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Vintage Vintage Merryweather
Level 79 Hat Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Level 33 Hat
"The Warden"
Level 9 Hat "Thanks for the great sex, LOSER!!"
Vintage Football Helmet
Level 16 Hat
Vintage Tough Guy's Toque
Level 68 Hat Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 27 Hat This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Vintage Mining Light
Level 6 Hat For Engineers with bright ideas.
Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 27 Hat
Vintage Safe'n'Sound
Level 66 Hat It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Vintage Hotrod
Level 71 Hat Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 9 Hat We can't pronounce it either.
Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 66 Hat A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Vintage Ze Goggles
Level 48 Glasses Nothing
Vintage Trophy Belt
Level 81 Hat Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 45 Hat Gone Snipin'.
Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 42 Hat A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 99 Facial Hair You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 71 Hat For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Vintage Magistrate's Mullet
Level 9 Hat They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Vintage Fancy Fedora
Level 18 Hat This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 37 Hat For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Primeval Warrior (equipped)
Level 20 Badge A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle
even started. Hire Date: September 18, 2007 (02:22:56 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
Unusual Magnificent Mongolian (equipped)
Level 44 Hat Effect: Purple Confetti
Gift from: Atis
The Vintage Hound Dog
Level 75 Hat Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Pugilist's Protector
Level 46 Hat
Vintage Master's Yellow Belt
Level 81 Hat Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded. Effect: Holy Glow
( Not Tradable )
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 46 Hat
Détective Noir
Level 76 Hat
Le Party Phantom
Level 87 Hat
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 62 Hat Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 99 Hat
Vintage Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 58 Hat Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10 Hat [Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
The Superfan
Level 10 Hat
Bill's Hat (equipped)
Level 10 Veteran's Beret Left 4 You.
Treasure Hat
Level 15 Hat Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable )
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable )
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable )
Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 93 Hat While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 22 Hat This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Madame Dixie
Level 1 Hat
The Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10 Hat
Vintage Killer's Kabuto
Level 10 Hat A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap (equipped)
Level 51 Hat Straight outta control point.
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 38 Hat
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon (equipped)
Level 29 Hat Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge <no employment record found> Crafted by jumptard! Freeman (hl2spain)
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable )
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
( Not Tradable )
The Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable )
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds Crafted by jumptard! Freeman (hl2spain)
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #29
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Unlimited use
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool Add a custom decal to eligible items.
Vintage Pyrovision Goggles
Level 73 Pyrovision Goggles Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Witnessed the 2012 inferno
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #33
The B.M.O.C.
Level 30 Hat Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #37
Genuine Faerie Solitaire Pin
Level 1 Pin Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #44
Unusual Bombing Run
Level 72 Hat Death from above! Effect: Circling TF Logo
Unusual German Gonzila
Level 78 Hat Effect: Green Confetti
Unusual Stout Shako
Level 32 Hat The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion. Effect: Searing Plasma
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #38
Decal Tool
Level 5 Tool Add a custom decal to eligible items.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10 Hat Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #41
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #37
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #4
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #33
Earbuds (equipped)
Level 62 Hat OSX represent!
Blighted Beak
Level 82 Hat
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Professor Speks (equipped)
Level 5 Hat Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable )
The Team Captain
Level 95 Hat Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Old Guadalajara (equipped)
Level 49 Hat This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #29
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
Resurrection Associate Pin
Level 13 Badge
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Gloves of Running Urgently (equipped)
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
The Vintage Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
The Vintage Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #9
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #9
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #27
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
The Lugermorph (equipped)
Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable )
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 58 Axe Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
( Not Tradable )
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
The Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer +75 health restored on kill +20% damage from melee sources while active
Vintage Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #9
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #8
Vintage Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
The Loose Cannon
Level 10 Grenade Launcher override projectile type (17) Cannonballs push players back on impact Cannonballs have a fuse time of 2 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key. Cannonballs do not explode on impact -50% damage on contact with surfaces
Iron Curtain (equipped)
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Vintage Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Level 10 Garden Rake +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #5
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #5
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #8
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #1
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #5
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield +25 max health on wearer
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench 30% faster construction rate -25% damage penalty
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver +15 cloak on hit -20% damage penalty
The Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Vintage Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword 0.5 sec increase in charge duration No random critical hits -15 max health on wearer
The Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw On death up to 20% of your stored ÜberCharge is retained -10 max health on wearer
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #3
The Shortstop (equipped)
Level 1 Peppergun Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword 0.5 sec increase in charge duration No random critical hits -15 max health on wearer
The Bushwacka (equipped)
Level 5 Kukri Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher On Hit: +15 health -25% clip size
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow (equipped)
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Vintage Amputator (equipped)
Level 15 Bonesaw On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #8
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #8
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #8
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #7
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #8
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #7
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #7
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #9
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #9
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #9
The Vintage Sandvich (equipped)
Level 1 Lunch Box
The Vintage Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Vintage Homewrecker (equipped)
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Vintage Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Vintage Gunslinger (equipped)
Level 15 Robot Arm +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #7
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #8
The Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch (equipped)
Level 5 Lunch Box
The Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
The Vintage Equalizer (equipped)
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Vintage Eyelander (equipped)
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #26
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #31
The Vintage Sandman
Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
The Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Vintage Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Vintage Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
The Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge 'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician' Explode spectacularly on death
( Not Tradable )
Prairie Heel Biters (equipped)
Level 15 Spurs
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Summer Shades (equipped)
Level 10 Glasses These are famous.
( Not Tradable )
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
The Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat From another era.
( Not Tradable )
The Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
( Not Tradable )
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat I put on my wizard's hat.
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Genuine Hetman's Headpiece
Level 1 Hat Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Genuine Janissary Ketche
Level 1 Hat The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Vintage Camera Beard
Level 22 Facial Hair You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Geisha Boy
Level 1 Hat Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
Genuine Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
Genuine Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
Genuine Dread Knot
Level 1 Hat Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Genuine Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
Genuine Noise Maker - Koto
Level 5 Party Favor
Genuine Samur-Eye
Level 1 Hat One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Genuine Noh Mercy
Level 1 Hat Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable )
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Level 10 Hat Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Benefactor's Kanmuri (equipped)
Level 10 Hat Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Bell
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Noise Maker - Gong
Level 5 Party Favor
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code
Level 1 Claim Code This item will grant you a code to receive a hat in Rift. Use it from
your backpack to claim the code.
( Not Tradable )
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Gift from: Wankstain
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat Way way more ghastly. This is a special Halloween 2009 item
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable )
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
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Mann Co. Supply Crate
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The Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Genuine Wilson Weave
Level 1 Hair Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #37
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #55
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #34
Vintage Tippler's Tricorne
Level 98 Hat Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to
tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to
share with everyone.
( Not Tradable )
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #39
The Vintage Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
Vintage Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
The Vintage Razorback
Level 10 Shield Blocks a single backstab attempt
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
The Vintage Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #31
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
"Late Goodbye"
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
The Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Vintage Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Vintage Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun Knockback on the target and shooter +50% faster firing speed +20% bullets per shot -10% damage penalty -66% clip size
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
The Vintage Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun On Hit: 100% chance to slow target -25% damage penalty 30% slower spin up time
Vintage Natascha
Level 5 Minigun On Hit: 100% chance to slow target -25% damage penalty 30% slower spin up time
The Vintage Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 100 Futuristic Sound Device Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete. taunt success sound (1)
"The Terrible Shotgun"
Level 1 Shotgun
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #32
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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"Diamond Pickaxe"
Level 10 Pickaxe "Able to break up motherfucking obsidian within 15.35 seconds!" Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate
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"Diamond Pickaxe"
Level 10 Pickaxe "Able to break up motherfucking obsidian within 15.35 seconds!" Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience 'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #45
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Wingstick
Level 10
The Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #43
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #29
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1 Hat This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No reload necessary Per Shot: -35 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Large Luchadore
Level 98 Hat Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
The Lollichop
Level 92 Fire Axe Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Holy Hunter
Level 13 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #39
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #45
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack +1 health regenerated per second on wearer Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming No flinching when aiming -80% slower move speed when aiming
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #41
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 72 Hat
The Shoestring Budget
Level 87 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Silver Bullets
Level 19 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Buzz Killer
Level 8 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 65 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #39
Strange Back Scratcher
Strange%s6 Garden Rake - Kills%s5: 0 +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
Genuine AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #37
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque! +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 38 Hat
The Shoestring Budget
Level 96 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Silver Bullets
Level 43 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
The Fallen Angel
Level 98 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 99 Costume Piece
This is a special Halloween 2011 item
Strange Equalizer
Strange%s6 Pickaxe - Kills%s5: 0 Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Spirit Of Giving
The%s6 Badge - Gifts Given%s5: 0 The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable )
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Big Country
Level 70 Hat It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome. Crafted by jumptard! Erikuri
Larrikin Robin
Level 85 Hat
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #27
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Pyrovision Goggles
Level 28 Pyrovision Goggles Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass
worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the
TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland
( Not Tradable )
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #42
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #55
The Ebenezer
Level 30 Hat If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #21
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #37
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #29
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #37
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #28
Genuine Companion Cube Pin
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No reload necessary Per Shot: -35 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
Genuine Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
Genuine Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
Genuine Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #28
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer
The Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed 15% faster weapon switch -50% clip size
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance -35% slower firing speed -20% clip size No random critical hits
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Strange Grenade Launcher
Strange%s6 Grenade Launcher - Kills%s5: 0
Strange Eyelander
Strange%s6 Sword - Heads Taken%s5: 0 This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Strange Chargin' Targe
Strange%s6 Shield - Kills%s5: 0 Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun 10% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound -20% slower firing speed
The Bazaar Bargain #45314
Level 10 Sniper Rifle Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20% Crafted by A Madman in a box
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot carry buildings
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time
Strange Pain Train
Strange%s6 Makeshift Club - Kills%s5: 0 +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
Strange Gloves of Running Urgently
Strange%s6 Boxing Gloves - Kills%s5: 0 +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Strange%s6 Sniper Rifle - Kills%s5: 0 On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
Level 10 Shield Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
Level 10 Fire Axe Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Mildly Menacing Pistol
Mildly Menacing%s6 Pistol - Kills%s5: 50
Strange Sandman
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0 Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
Strange Boston Basher
Strange%s6 Bat - Kills%s5: 0 On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
Level 10 Scattergun Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver +20% damage bonus while undisguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens. Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Critical hits do no damage
Strange Crusader's Crossbow
Strange%s6 Crossbow - Kills%s5: 0 Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Strange Conniver's Kunai
Strange%s6 Kunai - Kills%s5: 0 Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them. All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds -10% damage penalty No airblast No random critical hits
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll. Gain Focus on kills and assists rage on assists (15) Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping -20% damage on body shot
Strange Bonesaw
Strange%s6 Bonesaw - Kills%s5: 0
Unremarkable Syringe Gun
Unremarkable%s6 Syringe Gun - Kills%s5: 22
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a press-and-hold taunt. Hold down the action slot key to
remain in the taunt's pose.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #32
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #49
The Rescue Ranger
Level 72 Shotgun Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings override projectile type (18) Self mark for death on building pick up -50% max primary ammo on wearer -34% clip size
Genuine Ham Shank
Level 5 Pork Product This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common,
everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point,
and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a
second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #45
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #55
The Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #45
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #55
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #55
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
The Samson Skewer
Level 81 Cosmetic Knife The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of
the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of
matches and three raisins.
( Not Tradable )
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver +20% damage bonus while undisguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun 10% faster spin up time Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound -20% slower firing speed
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #54
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #45
The Bat Outta Hell
Level 5
The Rescue Ranger
Level 82 Shotgun Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings override projectile type (18) Self mark for death on building pick up -50% max primary ammo on wearer -34% clip size
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Bonk Boy
Level 60 Hat
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #47
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #45
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Private Eye
Level 29 Hat A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth. Crafted by Arcane
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver +15 cloak on hit -20% damage penalty
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #47
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #49
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Jingle Belt
Level 26 Bells Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims. Jingle all the way
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #45
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #47
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #49
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 27 Sapper Reverses enemy building construction -100% sapper damage penalty
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #57
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #49
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #55
The Sandman
Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 92 Hat
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver +15 cloak on hit -20% damage penalty
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #49
Handyman's Handle
Level 69 Hat Clears all sorts of blockage.
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time
Radigan Conagher Brown
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #45
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
Tux
Level 93 Mascot Linux represent!
( Not Tradable )
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
Level 5 Tool Used to open locked supply crates.
The Idea Tube
Level 9 Backpack This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
Level 4 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer
Vintage Jarate
Level 75 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
The Rescue Ranger
Level 93 Shotgun Alt-Fire: Use metal to pick up buildings from long range Fires a special bolt that can repair friendly buildings override projectile type (18) Self mark for death on building pick up -50% max primary ammo on wearer -34% clip size
Scrap Metal
Level 1 Craft Item
Doctor's Sack
Level 82 Hat For when you've got that healin' fever.
Zepheniah's Greed
Level 5 Tool Used to paint other items.
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
The Vaccinator
Level 8 Vaccinator ÜberCharge provides 75% resistance to a selected damage type. You are
healed for 25% of the matched incoming damage on your heal target. +50% ÜberCharge rate Special-Attack: Cycle through resist types. While healing, provides you and your target with a constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type. -66% Overheal build rate.
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #49
Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
Level 1 Cursed Soul
The All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest.
Shove it, civilization!
The Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Vintage Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
Bat
Level 1 Bat
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 51 Hat Straight outta control point.
Earbuds
Level 62 Hat OSX represent!
Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
The Vintage Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
Old Guadalajara
Level 49 Hat This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses These are famous.
( Not Tradable )
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Primeval Warrior
Level 20 Badge A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle
even started. Hire Date: September 18, 2007 (02:22:56 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
Unusual Magnificent Mongolian
Level 44 Hat Effect: Purple Confetti
Gift from: Atis
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable )
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 29 Hat Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
The Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Earbuds
Level 62 Hat OSX represent!
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Benefactor's Kanmuri
Level 10 Hat Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
Old Guadalajara
Level 49 Hat This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses These are famous.
( Not Tradable )
Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
The Vintage Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
Primeval Warrior
Level 20 Badge A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle
even started. Hire Date: September 18, 2007 (02:22:56 GMT)
( Not Tradable )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
The Vintage Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
Unusual Magnificent Mongolian
Level 44 Hat Effect: Purple Confetti
Gift from: Atis
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable )
The Vintage Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 29 Hat Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
Vintage Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
The Vintage Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Earbuds
Level 62 Hat OSX represent!
Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Vintage Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Benefactor's Kanmuri
Level 10 Hat Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
Level 10 Pickaxe Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
The Buff Banner
Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes
nearby team members to do mini-crits.
The Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +25% faster firing speed Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet Able to destroy enemy stickybombs +50% max secondary ammo on wearer +6 max pipebombs out 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time
The Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield Alt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by
charging toward your enemies. +50% fire damage resistance on wearer +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Eyelander
Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range.
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Gunboats
Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps
The Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun
Frontier Justice
Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill No random critical hits -50% clip size
The Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm +25 max health on wearer Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry No random critical hits
The Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club +1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer
The Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds No random critical hits 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box While under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and
damage taken will be mini-crits.
The Golden Wrench
Level 25 Wrench Imbued with an ancient power
( Not Tradable )
The Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty
Level 1 Peppergun Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
The Holy Mackerel
Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver +15 cloak on hit -20% damage penalty
Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
The Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits
and blocks 35% of incoming damage.
Rage increases through damage taken.
The Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher On Hit: +15 health -25% clip size
The Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle On Hit: Jarate applied to target for 8 seconds +25% charge rate No headshots No random critical hits
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield +25 max health on wearer
The Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher A special no-damage rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max primary ammo on wearer -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% faster move speed on wearer You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons When weapon is active: -25% damage penalty
The Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
The Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns. No self inflicted blast damage taken +200% max secondary ammo on wearer override projectile type (14) -100% damage penalty No random critical hits Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 5 Axe Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander. No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
The Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable )
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable )
The Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled 40% faster reload time No headshots -75% max primary ammo on wearer
The Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it... No random critical hits
Level 10 Boxing Gloves +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer
The Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box While under the effects, move speed is increased,
damage done and taken will be mini-crits,
and the player may only use melee weapons.
Who needs bread?
The Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun +20% damage bonus 50% slower spin up time -60% slower move speed while deployed
The Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat On Kill: A small health pack is dropped 25% explosive damage vulnerability on wearer
The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake +25% damage bonus +50% health from packs on wearer -75% health from healers on wearer
The Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword 0.5 sec increase in charge duration No random critical hits -15 max health on wearer
The Jag
Level 15 Wrench 30% faster construction rate -25% damage penalty
The Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves -40% damage from ranged sources while active +100% damage from melee sources while active 20% longer weapon switch
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty
The Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace Spiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty
Level 5 Sashimono With buff, some damage
Dished out by nearby teammates
Comes back as healing
The Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his fan!
You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty
Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer
The Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
The Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri 25% increase in damage when health <50% of max -25% decrease in damage when health >50% of max
The Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time.
A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus.
Base charge rate decreased by 20%
The Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword +100% increase in charge recharge rate All ammo collected becomes health No random critical hits
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield Can deal charge impact damage at any range +70% increase in charge impact damage +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer
The Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype Can't overheal.
Move at the speed of any faster heal target. +40% heal rate +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects
The Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum
of +10% -10% damage penalty
The Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Allows you to see enemy health
Level 1 Fishcake Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
The Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector Does not require ammo Alt-Fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec No random critical hits Deals only 20% damage to buildings -10% damage penalty Cannot be crit boosted 5% slower reload time
The Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Does not require ammo Projectile penetrates enemy targets Projectile cannot be deflected Deals only 20% damage to buildings
The Mantreads
Level 10 Boots -75% reduction in push force taken from damage Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
The Disciplinary Action
Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
The Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun Builds Hype as you run. When the Hype Meter is full, unleash
mini-crits! 25% faster reload time +50% faster firing speed -66% clip size No random critical hits
The Winger
Level 15 Pistol +15% damage bonus -60% clip size
The Atomizer
Level 10 Bat Grants Triple Jump: The third jump deals 10 damage when used -30% slower firing speed -20% damage vs players
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
The Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players
The Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver +20% damage bonus while undisguised No random critical hits -20% slower firing speed
The Big Earner
Level 1 Knife +30 cloak on kill -25 max health on wearer
The Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust. 100% damage vs buildings Damage removes Sappers -25% damage vs players
The Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer
The Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
The Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver Gives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached -15% damage penalty No random critical hits
The Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players On Full Charge: +15% damage per shot Cannot fire unless zoomed Fires tracer rounds
The Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun No reload necessary On Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Uses metal for ammo
The Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No reload necessary Per Shot: -35 ammo Uses metal for ammo No random critical hits
Unarmed Combat
Level 1 - 100 So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
Wanga Prick
Level 1 - 100 Knife Upon a successful backstab against a human target, you rapidly disguise as your victim Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs Wearer cannot disguise
The Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand! Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully.
The Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish. Does not require ammo Projectile cannot be deflected On Hit: Victim loses 10% Medigun charge On Hit: Victim loses 20% cloak
The Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon. On Alt-Fire: Teleport to spawn Cannot carry buildings
The Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it. All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame Thrower Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them. All fire damage charges 'Mmmph', activate to refill health and crit for several seconds -10% damage penalty No airblast No random critical hits
The Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius. Does not require ammo +50% projectile speed Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits No random critical hits
The Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque! +100% increase in turning control while charging +25 max health on wearer
The Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
The Sharp Dresser
Level 1 Knife Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
The Cozy Camper
Level 10 Backpack +1 health regenerated per second on wearer Knockback reduced by 20% when aiming No flinching when aiming -80% slower move speed when aiming
The Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph. Alt-Fire: Launches a festive ornament that shatters causing bleed -70% damage penalty
The Spy-cicle
Level 1 Knife It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores. Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds Backstab turns victim to ice Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds
Festive Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
The Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens. Critical hit forces victim to laugh Always critical hit from behind On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item Critical hits do no damage
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Festive Bat
Level 1 Bat
Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Festive Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Festive Knife
Level 1 Knife
Festive Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
The Black Rose
Level 1 Knife Slay it with flowers.
The Beggar's Bazooka
Level 1 - 100 Rocket Launcher Hold Fire to load up to three rockets Release Fire to unleash the barrage Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire +3 degrees random projectile deviation Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
The Lollichop
Level 1 - 100 Fire Axe Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun Flare knocks back target on hit and ignites enemies in a small radius -50% damage penalty
The Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.) vision opt in flags (1) On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland
The Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG On Kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance -35% slower firing speed -20% clip size No random critical hits
The Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll. Gain Focus on kills and assists rage on assists (15) Focus activates on Fire when Focus meter is full In Focus: +25% faster charge and no unscoping -20% damage on body shot
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun 40% more accurate On Hit: Builds Boost Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost -30% damage penalty 35% slower move speed on wearer Boost resets on jump
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol +15 max health on wearer Wearer never takes falling damage -25% slower firing speed 50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
The Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use
Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1 Minigun
Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I
Level 1 Knife
Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I
Level 1 Wrench
Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I
Level 1 Medi Gun
Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I
Level 1 Flame Thrower
Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I
Level 1 Scattergun
Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
The Red-Tape Recorder
Level 1 - 100 Sapper Reverses enemy building construction -100% sapper damage penalty
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 - 100 Minigun Sustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Flying Guillotine
Level 1 - 100 Cleaver Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
The Neon Annihilator
Level 1 - 100 Sign 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
The Huo-Long Heater
Level 1 - 100 Minigun Sustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed
The Flying Guillotine
Level 1 - 100 Cleaver Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits 100% critical hit vs stunned players No random critical hits
The Neon Annihilator
Level 1 - 100 Sign 100% critical hit vs wet players Damage removes Sappers -20% damage vs players No random critical hits
Deflector
Level 1 Minigun
The AWPer Hand
Level 1 Sniper Rifle This controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of
countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with
this thing.
The Robo-Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box Robots don't just run off oil. They also run off metal things
constructed to resemble human food. Why? Why don't you tell me, if
you're so smart? If anything, eating a metal sandwich makes MORE
sense. Why don't you and oil have a baby that you have shared custody
of after you and oil have a messy divorce if you love oil so much?
The Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.