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Scout
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Soldier
(68 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(68 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Pyro
(83 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(83 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Demoman
(74 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
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Heavy
(75 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(75 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Engineer
(70 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
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Medic
(62 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(62 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Sniper
(58 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(58 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Spy
(53 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
(53 ITEMS IN INVENTORY)
Metal Slug
Level 77 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the
perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal
Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level 1
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level 1
Level 1
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level 1
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level 1
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Level 1
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level 1
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level 1
Level 1
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level 1
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level 1
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level 1
Mercenary
Level 5 Badge
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Unknown Item 5718
Level 13
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 91 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
Merc Medal #38211
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
Merc Medal #29478
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Atomic Accolade #33567
Level 81 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Base Metal Billycock
Level 21 Hat
Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters,
from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston
Churchill.
Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Level 37 Hat
This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more
important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any.
Bolgan Family Crest
Level 42 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Merc Medal #42473
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Russian Rocketeer #31754
Level 56
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doctor's Sack
Level 81 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
War Head #47084
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hetman's Headpiece #54503
Level 53 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Unknown Item 1089 #15866
Level 13
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30318
Level 4
Unknown Item 30081
Level 5
Awesomenauts Badge #38743
Level 79 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 39 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Unknown Item 30313
Level 30
Russian Rocketeer #33343
Level 89
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
Sober Stuntman
Level 97 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Russian Rocketeer #39304
Level 96
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 39 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
#Attrib_MakersMark
Russian Rocketeer #39124
Level 34
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Doctor's Sack
Level 85 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 64 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
L'Inspecteur #42920
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
Unknown Item 30416
Level 83
Helmet Without a Home
Level 27
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
Furious Fukaamigasa
Level 18 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
Dread Knot
Level 56 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
Helmet Without a Home
Level 77
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 4 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
Bot Dogger
Level 60 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
Stately Steel Toe
Level 19 Hat
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 41 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
Stocking Stuffer
Level 23 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Conquistador
Level 87
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
Unknown Item 30087 #27399
Level 9
#Attrib_MakersMark
Conquistador
Level 33
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pure Tin Capotain
Level 15 Hat
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you
could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger?
Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention
since the electric can opener.
Googly Gazer
Level 70 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stahlhelm #52496
Level 10 Hat
Dread Knot
Level 71 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Company Man #53611
Level 10 Hat
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 84 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug.
Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something
in your mouth that is on fire.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Pounding Father #34399
Level 71
Heavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of
crushing little baby men.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 1040 #32223
Level 85
#Attrib_MakersMark
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
Level 4 Hat
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans
and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great.
Medic Mech-bag
Level 12
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
Big Elfin Deal
Level 5 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
Sober Stuntman
Level 55 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Western Wear
Level 100 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 21 Hat
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 6 Hat
Unknown Item 30180
Level 89
Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats
Level 84 Hat
Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to
nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have
rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett
Packard.
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 16 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
Bot Dogger
Level 88 Hat
It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most
popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone
will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot
Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it.
Unknown Item 30307
Level 64
Unknown Item 30351 #18783
Level 58
Moonman Backpack #57379
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30180 #14058
Level 25
Professional's Panama
Level 39 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
Big Elfin Deal
Level 4 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 10 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Professional's Panama
Level 17 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30416
Level 24
Unknown Item 30117
Level 89
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 94 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gym Rat #42269
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
Brainiac Goggles
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
Doctor's Sack
Level 66 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
Unknown Item 30141
Level 15
Moonman Backpack
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
Birdcage #56581
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teddy Robobelt
Level 72 Pocket Buddy
This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your
pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking
gesture] Glug glug wink wink.
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 62 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30081
Level 21
German Gonzila
Level 91 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 2 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 17 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Surgeon's Side Satchel
Level 75 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
Unknown Item 30181
Level 71
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 93 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hermes #31435
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30139
Level 89
Unknown Item 30139 #32124
Level 75
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 92 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
K-9 Mane #6963
Level 57
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Unknown Item 30070
Level 47
Wingstick #57401
Level 10 Wingstick
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prairie Heel Biters #37849
Level 15 Spurs
Unknown Item 30112
Level 33
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Wingstick
Level 10 Wingstick
Prairie Heel Biters #57540
Level 15 Spurs
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 97 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
Faerie Solitaire Pin #36722
Level 54 Pin
Made with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin
is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those
actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still
letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical
beings.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 71 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 63 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)
Level 31 Hat
Bones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and
they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside,
where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones.
Clan Pride
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Prairie Heel Biters #59434
Level 15 Spurs
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tavish DeGroot Experience #36966
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #48289
Level 94
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
Mark of the Saint #54834
Level 20 Badge
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #48485
Level 20
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 55 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Executioner
Level 61
Being an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes
you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why
not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret
word is "Freedom".)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Burning Bongos #49246
Level 56 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30180 #18170
Level 85
#Attrib_MakersMark
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 84 Hat
Larrikin Robin
Level 22 Hat
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 7 Hat
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 53 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
Big Country
Level 24
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 18 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30181 #31651
Level 37
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30114 #33047
Level 36
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30087
Level 25
Bolted Bushman
Level 56
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
Heavy Artillery Officer's Cap #34452
Level 89
You never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But
there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait.
That's what he had. You get this hat.
#Attrib_MakersMark
K-9 Mane #44681
Level 98
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30399
Level 93
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
Bolted Bicorne
Level 26 Hat
One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a
human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if
they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your
move, parrots.
#31745
Level 38
Robot Running Man
Level 25
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
Respectless Robo-Glove
Level 65 Hat
When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study
it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody
check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!
Unknown Item 30162 #31961
Level 21
#Attrib_MakersMark
Titanium Towel
Level 11 Apparel
Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered
in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you
slowly die of magnetism, that's what.
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 40 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
Helmet Without a Home #50706
Level 51
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
Unknown Item 30096 #31859
Level 47
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 73 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
Croft's Crest #39724
Level 94 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Croft's Crest #35172
Level 27 Badge
This badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering,
weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyro's Boron Beanie
Level 69 Hat
Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat.
"Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny
when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and
are later stripped of your medal for cheating.
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 87 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 63 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
Bolted Bushman
Level 48
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
Unknown Item 30183
Level 27
Bombing Run
Level 68 Hat
Death from above!
Crafty Hair #3023
Level 64 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
Unknown Item 30183
Level 31
Unknown Item 30421 #2049
Level 62
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hard Counter
Level 50 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
Unknown Item 30421 #26465
Level 75
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30096 #32344
Level 34
Unknown Item 30096 #25078
Level 78
#Attrib_MakersMark
Timeless Topper
Level 27 Hat
Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that
decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper's built for
the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core
of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers.
Unknown Item 30183
Level 94
Brainiac Goggles #58107
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30069
Level 17
Gym Rat
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
Unknown Item 30127 #35138
Level 74
#Attrib_MakersMark
Jingle Belt
Level 89 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
Unknown Item 30094
Level 94
Photo Badge #59757
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
Unknown Item 30564
Level 13
Unknown Item 30430
Level 94
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 74
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
Larrikin Robin
Level 94 Hat
Unknown Item 30564 #21576
Level 45
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30428
Level 54
Pilotka #42672
Level 10 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ol' Geezer
Level 82 Hat
Get off mah land!
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
Unknown Item 30096
Level 31
Dual-Core Devil Doll
Level 100 Pocket Buddy
These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian
voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math.
Flight of the Monarch
Level 72 Wings
Unlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul
McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve
Winwood.
Unknown Item 30084
Level 7
Unknown Item 30127 #35968
Level 99
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tam O' Shanter
Level 69 Hat
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 76 Hat
His bullet was close.
I lost my hat.
My bullet was closer.
He lost his head.
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 58 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 4 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Frenchman's Beret
Level 61 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Frenchman's Beret
Level 79 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 92 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
Unknown Item 30430
Level 52
Unknown Item 30090 #16469
Level 78
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Sir Hootsalot
Level 4
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
Unknown Item 30167
Level 80
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Samur-Eye
Level 9 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Connoisseur's Cap #65465
Level 76 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
Unknown Item 30123 #36697
Level 44
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30091 #36910
Level 39
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30426
Level 27
Hound Dog
Level 55 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Jumper's Jeepcap
Level 65 Hat
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 45 Hat
Unknown Item 30415
Level 32
Liquidator's Lid
Level 1 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Unknown Item 30366
Level 47
Samur-Eye
Level 57 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Unknown Item 30082
Level 51
Liquidator's Lid
Level 75 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Samur-Eye
Level 41 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Samur-Eye
Level 95 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Samur-Eye
Level 45 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
Tyrant's Helm
Level 24 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30106
Level 9
Unknown Item 1039
Level 33
Infernal Impaler
Level 13 Hat
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 16 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
Soldered Sensei
Level 80 Hat
Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black.
But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that
lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt
guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years.
Platinum Pickelhaube
Level 70 Hat
Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in
crappy steampunk fiction, probably.
Titanium Tyrolean
Level 85 Hat
Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect
for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss
pavilion at Epcot Center.
Electric Escorter
Level 79 Hat
"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your
head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus
spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin)
Big Country
Level 13
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
Unknown Item 30358
Level 44
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Unknown Item 30069
Level 8
Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
Dragonborn Helmet #62900
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 83 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Barnstormer #43136
Level 85
Step into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite
aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot
aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30082
Level 64
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 92 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Unknown Item 20002
Level 5
Unknown Item 20002
Level 5
Unknown Item 30162 #29060
Level 97
#Attrib_MakersMark
Frenchman's Beret
Level 28 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Attendant
Level 48 Hat
Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced
Unknown Item 30114
Level 41
Copper's Hard Top
Level 45
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun #60197
Level 71 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30107 #30402
Level 65
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 18 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 Shirt
Scarecrow
Level 64 Hat
Need a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture
the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick
him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn.
Snapped Pupil
Level 13 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
Coffin Kit
Level 9 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Coffin Kit
Level 11 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30122 #31918
Level 35
One-Man Army
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
Jingle Belt
Level 8 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
Conjurer's Cowl #62769
Level 85 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30399
Level 12
Unknown Item 30173
Level 80
Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death
#Attrib_MarkForDeath
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death
#Attrib_MarkForDeath
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Unknown Item 30110 #38363
Level 21
Tavish DeGroot Experience
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MultDmgBonusWhileHalfDead
#Attrib_MultDmgPenaltyWhileHalfAlive
Flipped Trilby
Level 12 Hat
Level 5
Frenchman's Beret
Level 86 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Idea Tube #53416
Level 89 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Idea Tube
Level 99 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
Idea Tube
Level 55 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
Bonedolier
Level 72 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
Swagman's Swatter #63328
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bonedolier
Level 42 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bonedolier
Level 53 Bones
Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly
grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless
human skulls.
#Attrib_MakersMark
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cross-Comm Crash Helmet #55327
Level 82
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
#Attrib_MakersMark
L'Inspecteur
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
The Superfan
Level 10
#Attrib_MakersMark
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 58 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
Coffin Kit
Level 86 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Unknown Item 30182
Level 92
Unknown Item 30182 #37483
Level 28
#Attrib_MakersMark
Coffin Kit
Level 86 Backpack
Unlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes
that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die.
Just pull the ripcord to inflate the miniature coffin into a standard
corpse-sized one that you can die right into.
Unknown Item 30101
Level 76
Wilson Weave #38048
Level 47 Hair
Hear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this
tricorn hat of hair!
Unknown Item 30162 #37793
Level 29
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30333
Level 8
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dillinger's Duffel #56057
Level 88 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
#Attrib_MakersMark
Liquidator's Lid #60133
Level 43 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Blind Justice #45113
Level 94 Facial Hair
Want to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate
distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge
and experience the thrill for yourself!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rail Spikes #48630
Level 46 Spikes
There we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're
cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits
welded onto the round bits.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Person in the Iron Mask #44770
Level 70
Turkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace
will smoke anything placed inside it.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Soviet Gentleman #49653
Level 60 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
#Attrib_MakersMark
One-Man Army #60369
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Tuxxy #41512
Level 92 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Brainiac Hairpiece #38214
Level 96 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 6 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 35 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
Tuxxy
Level 24 Tuxedo
The carpets will run red with enemy blood thanks to this dapper Second
Annual Saxxy Awards ensemble.
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 71 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Liquidator's Lid #59842
Level 61 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
Soldier's Slope Scopers
Level 14
These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny
slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No,
YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank
you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.
Unknown Item 20002
Level 1
Big Country
Level 16
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_Minicrit_Vs_Burning_Player
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death
#Attrib_MarkForDeath
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Brainiac Goggles #2073
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Captain's Cocktails #42451
Level 39
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 57 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
Unknown Item 30326
Level 14
#Attrib_MakersMark
Battle Bob
Level 37
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30120 #39790
Level 27
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scrap Sack
Level 40 Backpack
Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while
you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an
eye on your secret-filled trash at all times.
Unknown Item 30106
Level 49
Unknown Item 30141
Level 79
Unknown Item 30090
Level 19
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Unknown Item 30107
Level 90
Unknown Item 30313
Level 51
Copper's Hard Top #66257
Level 83
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unknown Item 30087
Level 53
Unknown Item 30087
Level 74
Private Eye
Level 56 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Level 17 Hat
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
Spectre's Spectacles #53008
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 81 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pure Tin Capotain
Level 56 Hat
Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you
could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger?
Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention
since the electric can opener.
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 56 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Unknown Item 30072
Level 52
Hotrod
Level 41 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Unknown Item 30113
Level 67
Unknown Item 30141 #18858
Level 37
#53884
Level 55
#Attrib_MakersMark
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 72 Hat
Large Luchadore #52596
Level 90 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 16 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 15 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
Soldier's Sparkplug
Level 75 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug.
Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something
in your mouth that is on fire.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Tyrant's Helm
Level 2 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Safe'n'Sound
Level 35 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
#Attrib_HealthDrain
Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Pomson 6000
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding
Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
#Attrib_NoChargeImpactRange
#Attrib_ChargeImpactDamageIncreased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
Sir Hootsalot
Level 53
If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your
shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a
super-genius on this one.
Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost
Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Manmelter
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
#Attrib_CaptureValue_Increased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Increased
Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth
Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss
Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced
Bonk Helm
Level 86 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_DropHealthPackOnKill
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Increased
Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
#Attrib_CritWhileAirborne
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Summary
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 173 |
| Hats | 88 |
| Misc | 33 |
| Metal | 0 items worth 0 scrap |
| Unknown | 86 |
| Total | 380 |
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