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Tscott [GWJ]
#49
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Spy
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Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Beggar's Bazooka
Level 98 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_NoPrimaryAmmoFromDispensers
Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
Level 88
Jag
Level 15 Wrench
Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
#Attrib_NoSelfBlastDmg
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Increased
#Attrib_CannotPickUpIntelligence
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10 Supply Crate
You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this.
You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store.
#Attrib_SupplyCrateSeries
Strange Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
Strange Knife
Level 1 Knife
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Refined Metal
Level 3 Craft Item
Reclaimed Metal
Level 2 Craft Item
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Secret Saxton
Level 1 Gift
When used, this Action Item gives a random gift
to a random person on the server!
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Level 1
Level 1
Level 1
Waterlogged Lab Coat
Level 5
Balaclavas Are Forever
Level 5
The Value of Teamwork
Level 5
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Description Tag
Level 1 Tool
Changes the description of an item in your backpack
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5
Color No. 216-190-216
Level 5
A Deep Commitment to Purple
Level 5
A Deep Commitment to Purple
Level 5
Genuine Balloonicorn
Level 20 Balloon
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be
ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the
Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at
City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is
sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on
your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn
is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf
Level 10 Scarf
Wear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck.
Genuine Merc Medal
Level 20 Badge
There exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet
even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other
when one of them does a great job.
Genuine Atomic Accolade
Level 1 Badge
Skip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the
exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies
your bravery in the field of excellence.
Genuine Mark of the Saint
Level 20 Badge
Genuine Doublecross-Comm
Level 1
This battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that
can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you
will never not be aware of them.
Genuine
Level 1
Itsy Bitsy Spyer #278
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH
GOD STOP HITTING ME!
Dr. Whoa #727
Level 15 Shirt
Strange Spirit Of Giving
Level 1 Badge
The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what
gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Participant - Gamers With Jobs Tournament
Level 1
Given to the players who participated in the tournament.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Bolgan Family Crest
Level 1 Badge
This stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point
in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately
involved with a monster cyclops.
Genuine Scrap Pack
Level 1 Robot
Why let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part
of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris.
Genuine Professor's Pineapple
Level 1 Science Project
We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried
in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get
super powers if you drink it.
Genuine
Level 1
Genuine
Level 1
Genuine Deus Specs
Level 10 Glasses
Summer Shades
Level 10 Glasses
These are famous.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Professor Speks
Level 5 Hat
Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band
included.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Vintage
Level 22
#Attrib_PyroYearNumber
Genuine Awesomenauts Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group.
Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or
anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc
Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold
killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party.
Genuine
Level 1
Soldier of Fortune
Level 10 Badge
Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do
it better.
#Attrib_EmployeeNumber
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bronze Dueling Badge
Level 1 Badge
This badge tracks your duel statistics.
Increase its level by winning duels!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
SpaceChem Pin
Level 20 Badge
<no employment record found>
#Attrib_MakersMark
License to Maim
Level 20 Badge
And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Resurrection Associate Pin
Level 13 Badge
Modest Pile of Hat
Level 15 Hat
Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 92 Hat
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Towering Pillar of Hats
Level 49 Hat
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish
notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat
Level 10 Hat
Produce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus.
NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES.
Genuine Company Man
Level 10 Hat
Genuine Warsworn Helmet
Level 1
Whether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the
Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential
employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible
things for money.
Horrific Headsplitter
Level 31 Hat
When wearing such a piece of headgear it is best to keep an open mind.
Ellis' Cap
Level 10 Hat
The Athletic Supporter
Level 10
[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]
Summer Hat
Level 10 Hat
E hele mākou i kahakai.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Team Captain
Level 54 Hat
Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!'
Manniversary Paper Hat
Level 10
Party Hat
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Killer Exclusive
Level 10 Hat
Break news, spirits and heads.
Genuine Point and Shoot
Level 10
The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because
you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this
magically blinding pointy hat and run.
Genuine Robot Chicken Hat
Level 10
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen
by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you
can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you
that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the
FACTS.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Ebenezer
Level 30
If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make
it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by
Steam User Jacen.
B.M.O.C.
Level 30
Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!
A Rather Festive Tree
Level 5
Brown Bomber
Level 37
Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this
commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat.
Bill's Hat
Level 10 Veteran's Beret
Left 4 You.
Earbuds
Level 97 Hat
OSX represent!
Max's Severed Head
Level 55 Hat
Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms
in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks
moisture away when in the heat of battle.
Frontline Field Recorder
Level 20 Hat
I'm the writer, the director, and the star.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of Incorruptibility
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Proof of Purchase
Level 50 Hat
From another era.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20 Hat
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Spiral Sallet
Level 10 Hat
Little known fact: knights in chess travel over other pieces by rocket
jumping.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bolt Action Blitzer
Level 10 Hat
Take a knee, boys. Now, any helmet will protect your head when you're
wearing it – but what about when you're NOT? The Bolt Action Blitzer
solves that problem by securing it to your skull with three
one-and-a-quarter-inch coarse-thread galvanized crown bolts. Make sure
it's in your favorite color, 'cause you WILL be buried in it.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Treasure Hat
Level 15 Hat
Earned by completing 15 objectives in 'The Great Steam Treasure Hunt'
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
World Traveler's Hat
Level 20 Hat
Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Full Head Of Steam
Level 32
You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with
the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took!
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Gentle Munitionne of Leisure
Level 14
This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint
attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year
on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10 Hat
( Not Tradable or Marketable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Level 10 Boots
These steel-toed dogs were scientifically engineered (in a wind
tunnel) by America's foremost authorities on mouth-kicking to
perfectly fit the inside of an idiot's mouth.
Flair!
Level 20 Flair!
Show enthusiasm! For your favorite things!
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Photo Badge
Level 20 Badge
Discourage identity theft.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
All-Father
Level 15 Facial Hair
Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to
symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be
bearded AND stupid with this face-nest. Shove it, civilization!
Genuine K-9 Mane
Level 1
The K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will
either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be
distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll
avoid you altogether. It's a win/win!
Genuine Whale Bone Charm
Level 20 Badge
Made of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten
times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say
goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and
shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets.
Genuine Menpo
Level 1 Mask
Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily!
Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize
after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!
Genuine Vigilant Pin
Level 1 Badge
This pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of
the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those
conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched
Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can
proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained
the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day.
Genuine Crafty Hair
Level 1 Hair
If you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have.
Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere
sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively,
we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though,
you're going to look stylin'.
Strange Scattergun
Level 1 Scattergun
Strange Force-A-Nature
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Scattergun_HasKnockback
#Attrib_BulletsPerShot_Bonus
Strange Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
Holds a 4-shot clip and reloads its entire clip at once.
Alt-Fire to reach and shove someone!
Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude
break-action personal defense.
Strange Soda Popper
Level 10 Scattergun
When Hype is full, Alt-Fire to activate Hype mode for multiple air
jumps.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
#Attrib_FireRate_Positive
Baby Face's Blaster
Level 10 Scattergun
#Attrib_Spread_Positive
#Attrib_HypeResetsOnJump
(1)
Clan Pride #213
Level 20 Medallion
Because it's cheaper and less painful than a tattoo.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
#Attrib_MakersMark
RoBro 3000
Level 20 Robot
The RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're
on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet,
you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF"
switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you
do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we
installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own
mysterious reasons!
Operation Steel Trap Badge
Level 2 Badge
Your Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this
badge.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level 43
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Level 5 Lunch Box
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Mad Milk
Level 5 Non-Milk Substance
Players heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.
Can be used to extinguish fires.
Crit-a-Cola
Level 5 Lunch Box
While effect is active: Each attack mini-crits and sets
Marked-For-Death for 5 seconds.
Winger
Level 15 Pistol
#Attrib_DamageDone_Positive
#Attrib_ClipSize_Negative
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 10 Pistol
#Attrib_CancelFallingDamage
Genuine
Level 1
Candy Cane
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_DropHealthPackOnKill
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Increased
Strange Bat
Level 1 Bat
Strange
Level 42
Strange Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
#Attrib_BleedingDuration
#Attrib_HitSelfOnMiss
Strange Atomizer
Level 10 Bat
#Attrib_AirDashCountIncreased
#Attrib_FireRate_Negative
Strange Sandman
Level 15 Bat
#Attrib_BatLaunchesBalls
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 Sword
Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 10 RIFT Fire Mace
Spiky end goes into other man.
#Attrib_CritVsBurning
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fan O'War
Level 5 Gunbai
Winds of Gravel Pit
Scout brings on his deadly fan!
You are Marked-For-Death
#Attrib_MarkForDeath
#Attrib_DamageDone_Negative
Unarmed Combat #1524
Level 36 Severed Arm
So nice of the Spy to lend an arm...
Wrap Assassin
Level 15 Bat
These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your
enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by
batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph.
#Attrib_BatLaunchesOrnaments
Flipped Trilby
Level 66 Hat
Fed-Fightin' Fedora
Level 12 Hat
This hat commemorates that time you stuck it on a broom and tricked
the Feds into shooting at it for an hour while you scooted off with
all that bank money. Goes great with all those bullet wounds in your
torso from that time you pulled the same trick on much smarter Feds.
El Jefe #3437
Level 10 Hat
Hero's Tail #2835
Level 13 Hat
Possibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments.
Possibly a mop of some kind.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hermes
Level 10
Don't shoot the messenger. Actually, go ahead and try. Can't be done,
pal! Too fast!
Bombing Run
Level 17 Hat
Death from above!
The Superfan
Level 10
Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
Level 3 Hat
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself
down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without
them?
Genuine Cross-Comm Express
Level 1
This full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at
light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they
can catch up to you.
Big Elfin Deal
Level 64 Hat
You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick
your teeth in.
Milkman
Level 78 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hot Dogger #1379
Level 10
There's been a terrible explosion at the hot dog factory! That's what
you can tell people, and they'll believe you because you will look
like an expert on hot dogs.
Batter's Helmet
Level 75 Hat
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece
of plastic!
Bonk Helm
Level 28 Hat
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 34 Hat
Straight outta control point.
Whoopee Cap
Level 30 Hat
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of
fashion for the discerning youth.
Ye Olde Baker Boy
Level 23 Hat
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
Dillinger's Duffel
Level 88 Backpack
This duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall
out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money
WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very.
Also handsome.)
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 Apparel
Bootie Time
Level 10 Apparel
You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh
all by yourself, you sexy little man.
#Attrib_AddJingleToFootsteps
"MacDeath"
Level 10
"Double, double, toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble."
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
"Howlet's Wing"
Level 94 Hat
"For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
Level 1 Hat
No more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map.
Genuine Ball-Kicking Boots
Level 10 Shoes
Show balls who is the boss.
Stereoscopic Shades #1727
Level 20 Glasses
If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do
that.
Sign of the Wolf's School #3226
Level 20 Medallion
One wolf, no moon. Collect all three!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Lucky No. 42
Level 10 Beach Towel
Why fight in the sun when you could lounge in the shade?
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Flip-Flops
Level 10 Flip-Flops
Only for those with manly adductor halluci.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Boston Boom-Bringer
Level 74 Futuristic Sound Device
Walkin' down the street to the hardcore beat while his Mann Co. boom
vibrates the concrete.
(1)
Fast Learner
Level 44 Shirt
Read a book – or at least look like you can – with this vintage
educational ensemble. Be the B.M.O.C. (Big Mouth on Campus) of your
own make-believe Ivy League!
Track Terrorizer
Level 85 Shirt
For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one
of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after
three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not
enrolled in the school.
Robot Running Man
Level 54
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually
just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this
item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of
surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh
boy!
Void Monk Hair
Level 1
Channel all the elegance and mystique of an elf with only half the
pretention with the Void Monk Hair. Also included with purchase:
effeminate good looks. But you already had those, didn't you, you
handsome devil.
Front Runner
Level 19
This commemorative sweatband is a loving tribute to the heroes – and
we don't use that word lightly – who live their lives like sweaty
candles in the wind.
Strange Rocket Launcher
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
Strange Direct Hit
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_ProjectileSpeed_Increased
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemies
#Attrib_BlastRadius_Decreased
Strange Black Box
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_HealOnHit_Positive
Strange Liberty Launcher
Level 25 Rocket Launcher
Cow Mangler 5000
Level 30 Focused Wave Projector
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponChargedShot
#Attrib_NoCritBoost
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Increased
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Original
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Rocket Jumper
Level 1 Rocket Launcher
A special rocket launcher for learning
rocket jump tricks and patterns.
This weapon deals ZERO damage.
Beggar's Bazooka
Level 30 Rocket Launcher
#Attrib_AutoFiresFullClip
#Attrib_CanOverload
#Attrib_Projectile_Spread_Angle_Negative
#Attrib_NoPrimaryAmmoFromDispensers
Strange Mantreads
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_DamageForceReduction
#Attrib_BootsFallingStomp
Level 5
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Battalion's Backup
Level 10 Battle Banner
Provides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.
Concheror
Level 5 Sashimono
Provides group speed buff
with damage done giving health.
Gain rage with damage.
Gunboats
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_RocketJumpDmgReduction
Righteous Bison
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoAmmo
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponPenetration
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoDeflect
#Attrib_EnergyWeaponNoHurtBuilding
#Attrib_MakersMark
Soldier's Stogie #1269
Level 79 Cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with
this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and
taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.
War Pig
Level 46
After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance,
Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the
fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has
stopped expecting anything from him.
Tin Pot
Level 26
The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it
doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go
through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you
could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).
Strange Equalizer
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelDamageBoost
#Attrib_WeaponBlocksHealing
Strange Escape Plan
Level 10 Pickaxe
#Attrib_ShovelSpeedBoost
Strange Market Gardener
Level 10 Shovel
#Attrib_CritWhileAirborne
Disciplinary Action #8141
Level 10 Riding Crop
#Attrib_SpeedBuffAlly
#Attrib_MakersMark
Infernal Impaler #523
Level 13 Hat
Hero's Hachimaki #4313
Level 58 Hat
Defiant Spartan
Level 64
Furious Fukaamigasa #4369
Level 35 Hat
You can't tell, but he's furious.
Honcho's Headgear
Level 73 Hat
This hat has mean written all over it.
(Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)
Lumbricus Lid
Level 46 Hat
Lucky Shot
Level 7
Let's see you do that again, Private.
Stout Shako
Level 47 Hat
The grand achievement of
Victorian military fashion.
Sergeant's Drill Hat
Level 84 Hat
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
Conquistador
Level 89
Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's
helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French
cosplayer.
Helmet Without a Home
Level 48
Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's
also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your
valuable tramp-thoughts.
Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet #3014
Level 55 Hat
Hat With No Name #1056
Level 10
A nameless hat for a nameless man.
Grenadier's Softcap
Level 65 Hat
Tyrant's Helm
Level 85 Hat
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.
Dr's Dapper Topper
Level 34 Hat
Chieftain's Challenge
Level 53 Hat
Exquisite Rack
Level 4
#Attrib_MakersMark
Killer's Kabuto
Level 84 Hat
A Haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Stainless Pot
Level 53 Hat
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.
Also heats soup.
Jumper's Jeepcap #2239
Level 65 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Armored Authority #3225
Level 79 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Soldier's Stash
Level 43 Hat
This hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or
gambling.
Unusual Salty Dog
Level 10
"Calming my nerves with a salty sea spa treatment and lots and lots of
rockets."
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe #7729
Level 87 Facial Hair
Captain's Cocktails
Level 7
Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of
expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are
you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's
looking? We bet yes!
Kringle Collection
Level 10 Coat
Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed
Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.
Fancy Dress Uniform #3334
Level 18 Uniform
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Level 100 Medal
Given to those few brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly without
sleep, nourishment, or a social life.
#Attrib_MedalIndex_Description
Genuine Battle Bob
Level 1
Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the
natural contours of your fearsome war face.
Genuine Brain Bucket
Level 1 Hat
Zombie tested, braaaains approved.
Genuine Cross-Comm Crash Helmet
Level 1
This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool
everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into
thinking you're probably in the army too.
Genuine Stahlhelm
Level 10 Hat
Strange Flame Thrower
Level 1 Flame Thrower
"Tboon's Way"
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_ModFlamethrower_BackCrits
#Attrib_AirblastCost_Increased
Strange Degreaser
Level 10 Flame Thrower
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased
#Attrib_WpnBurnDmg_Reduced
Strange Rainblower
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Your friends (enemies) will squeal with delight (be consumed with
fire) when you cover them in sparkly rainbows (all-consuming fire).
(Equips Pyrovision.)
Phlogistinator #4212
Level 10 Flame Thrower
Being a revolutionary appliance capable of awakening the fire element
phlogiston that exists in all combustible creatures, which is to say,
all of them.
#Attrib_BurnDamageEarnsRage
#Attrib_AirblastDisabled
Jingle Belt
Level 82 Bells
Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn
victims.
Pyrotechnic Tote
Level 56 Backpack
Any day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps
if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can
set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't
take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this
not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own
shoes?
Pyrobotics Pack
Level 46
Did you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an
army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun
little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical
application for the information, but it's good to learn.
Tribal Bones
Level 1 Bones
No ritual that results in the senseless destruction of human life at
the behest of an angry god is complete without a Tribal Bones
necklace. Like all of our mothers weirdly happened to say, if you're
going to do some human sacrifices, you gotta look the part.
Genuine Russian Rocketeer
Level 1
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested
exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests
we've conducted with this product!
Strange Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare Gun
Strange Detonator
Level 10 Flare Gun
Alt-Fire: Detonate flare.
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Manmelter #1740
Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the
molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and
not, for example, across a square-mile radius.
#Attrib_ExtinguishRevenge
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scorch Shot
Level 10 Flare Gun
This weapon will reload automatically when not active.
#Attrib_FlaregunPelletsWithKnockback
Burning Bongos #122
Level 44 Bongos
When you were a kid, all you wanted was to play the bongos. But then
you grew up and, like all of us, realized you're not as good at bongos
as Matthew McConaughey. Well, guess what, pal: Nobody is, or ever will
be. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 Conscience
'Burn him with fire!' 'No, burn him with fire, then hit him with an
axe!'
Apparition's Aspect #3711
Level 13 Hat
Last Breath #1901
Level 13 Hat
Foster's Facade
Level 1 Hat
Infernal Orchestrina
Level 28 Backpack
Your BFFs (enemies) will turn their frowns upside down (confront their
own mortality) as they dance a merry jig to (run in terror from) these
cheery tunes (soul-destroying funeral dirges). (Equips Pyrovision.)
vision opt in flags (1)
#Attrib_PyroVisionOptIn
#Attrib_PyrovisionFilter
HazMat Headcase
Level 93 Hat
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable
350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you
sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own
sweltering hell.
Moonman Backpack #324
Level 15 Fuel Tank
Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a
body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one
part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum.
Whiskered Gentleman
Level 25 Facial Hair
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available,
for the discerning gentleman of conflagration.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sight for Sore Eyes
Level 34 Hat
Humorously vellicating vitreous.
Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1 Hat
Old Guadalajara
Level 85 Hat
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Little Buddy #1785
Level 10
People will think you're in the Navy. But the joke is on them, BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT! That is just one possible benefit of this tricky hat.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hottie's Hoodie #3714
Level 70
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you don't, hide it under this discreet hoodie.
Attendant
Level 90 Hat
"Plumber's But"
Level 38 Hat
"It used to be my plumber's, but now it's on my head."
Pyromancer's Mask
Level 7 Hat
Prancer's Pride
Level 62 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Stately Steel Toe
Level 14 Hat
Pyro's Beanie
Level 54 Hat
Head Warmer
Level 70
This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees,
while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that
slowly cooks your brain.
Napper's Respite
Level 9 Hat
After a long day of burning scouts.
Vintage Merryweather
Level 75 Hat
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished
trying to quell his flames.
Genuine Area 451
Level 1
If aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to
make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically
accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing
similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of
Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the
other ones.
"My Dixie Wreck"
Level 34 Hat
"Chaos and destruction really gets my blood pumping."
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
Level 83 Hat
At least he's still telling you to burn things.
Respectless Rubber Glove
Level 36 Hat
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
Waxy Wayfinder #1626
Level 47
Finally live your life like a candle in the wind. (Wind not included.)
Birdcage
Level 10
Everyone will wonder what the secret meaning of this mysterious hat
is. The secret is you're an idiot.
Bubble Pipe #4404
Level 38
Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great
men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow
a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Connoisseur's Cap
Level 85 Hat
You're today's theme ingredient...
Brigade Helm
Level 36 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flamboyant Flamenco
Level 10
Help your enemies celebrate Day of the Dead by wearing this hat and
then killing them.
Genuine Dead Cone
Level 1 Hat
You'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone.
Strange
Level 10
Strange Powerjack
Level 5 Sledgehammer
#Attrib_HealOnKill
Strange Back Scratcher
Level 10 Garden Rake
#Attrib_HealthFromPacks_Increased
#Attrib_HealthFromHealers_Reduced
Strange Lollichop
Level 40 Fire Axe
Fill (split) your buddies' tummies (skulls) with delicious candy (cold
steel) with this oversized sugary treat. (Equips Pyrovision.)
Strange Homewrecker
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Postal Pummeler
Level 10 Mailbox
#Attrib_DmgPenaltyVsNonBurning
#Attrib_NoCritVsNonBurning
Maul
Level 5 Sledgehammer
Packs a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust.
#Attrib_DmgVsBuilding_Increased
#Attrib_DmgAppliesToSappers
#Attrib_DmgVsPlayer_Decreased
Third Degree
Level 10 Fire Axe
Being a boon to tree-fellers, backwoodsmen and atom-splitters the
world over, this miraculous matter-hewing device burns each individual
molecule as it cleaves it.
#Attrib_DamageAllConnected
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Level 10 RIFT Fire Axe
Improves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.
#Attrib_SetDamageType_Ignite
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine
Level 1
Genuine King of Scotland Cape
Level 1 Cape
Capes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings.
Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their
illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride,
and make those prepubescents proud.
Battery Bandolier
Level 82
For the first time in history, batteries are included with your
purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing
batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except
for all those times you bought batteries].
Bearded Bombardier
Level 99 Facial Hair
Demo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive
knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now,
they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe.
Ornament Armament
Level 20
Just like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are
purely ornamental.
Grenadier Helm
Level 1
Argghhh! You're angry! And you're small! And you need to convey these
facts through a single accessory! Strap on the Grenadier Helm and send
your enemies to whatever level of Dwarfish hell you deem appropriate.
Scotch Bonnet
Level 93 Hat
Don't let those ninnies take yer good eye!
#Attrib_MakersMark
Carouser's Capotain
Level 95 Hat
Suffer not a sentry to live.
Sober Stuntman
Level 98 Hat
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Conjurer's Cowl
Level 1 Hat
I put on my wizard's hat.
Genuine Mask of the Shaman
Level 10 Mask
An invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a
long, long time.
Genuine Bolgan
Level 1
Protect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving
enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your
mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face.
Sultan's Ceremonial
Level 71 Hat
Buccaneer's Bicorne #817
Level 10 Hat
Hoist the mainsail! Buckle those swashes! Get into a swordfight!
Pirate captains yell stuff like this all the time, and now you can
too.
Tippler's Tricorne
Level 82 Hat
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat.
Don't poke your eye out.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Rimmed Raincatcher
Level 74 Hat
Because there's no alliteration
like alliteration with an 'ARR!'
Tam O' Shanter
Level 11 Hat
Samur-Eye
Level 14 Hat
One-eyed Scottish drunk
Dons his helmet for battle
Blacks out, misses war
#Attrib_MakersMark
Prince Tavish's Crown
Level 90
Hustler's Hallmark
Level 36 Hat
Demoman's Fro
Level 1
Reggaelator
Level 27 Hat
Every little thing is gonna be alright.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Unusual Private Eye
Level 49 Hat
"A Study In Violet."
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Dangeresque, Too?
Level 20 Glasses
Splash the pot with all you got.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
Level 20
Your enemies will clap in delight at the cartoonish innocence of these
old-timey bombs, making it that much sweeter when you blow their arms
off.
Aladdin's Private Reserve
Level 21 Mystical Lamp
Originally owned by some punk kid in Syria, this Arabian wish-granter
is a lamp full of liquid courage. Simply rub, think liquory thoughts,
and pour. Warning: don't think about anything else while rubbing, or
you might not get booze.
Snapped Pupil
Level 62 Photograph
Be honest, lads. Ye cannae even tell, can ye?
Bird-Man of Aberdeen
Level 84
This shoulder-mounted feathered friend comes in any color you like,
and is so full of whiskey it couldn't fly off if it wanted to. Great
to have around if you decide to eat it—just turn your head and bite!
Liquor Locker #289
Level 15 Treasure
The Demo keeps his fortune close to his chest: Specifically, on the
other side of it, strapped to his back. You won't find money in it:
Demo wisely invests in gold, which he then spends on rare cask-aged
liquors, which he then usually drinks, which is why he keeps it locked
and the key hidden.
Scotsman's Stove Pipe
Level 31 Hat
Glengarry Bonnet
Level 88 Hat
Tavish DeGroot Experience #5513
Level 10
Hey, Joe, where you going with that sticky launcher in your hand?
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Festive Stickybomb Launcher
Level 1
Strange Chargin' Targe
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy at distance.
Splendid Screen
Level 10 Shield
Alt-Fire: Charge toward your enemies and remove debuffs.
Gain a critical melee strike after impacting an enemy.
#Attrib_NoChargeImpactRange
#Attrib_ChargeImpactDamageIncreased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Blast_Reduced
Strange Scottish Resistance
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
#Attrib_StickyDetonateMode
#Attrib_StickiesDetonateStickies
#Attrib_MaxammoSecondary_Increased
#Attrib_MaxPipebombs_Increased
#Attrib_StickyArmTimePenalty
Sticky Jumper
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
A special no-damage stickybomb launcher for learning stickybomb jump
tricks and patterns.
override projectile type (14)
Strange Grenade Launcher
Level 1 Grenade Launcher
Strange Loch-n-Load
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
#Attrib_BlastDamageToSelf_Increased
#Attrib_StickyAirBurstMode
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Level 10 Boots
#Attrib_ChargeTurnControl
Bootlegger
Level 10 Boots
Amaze your friends! Impress women! Walk with a limp for life! It's
grotesque!
Strange Ullapool Caber
Level 10 Stick Bomb
High-yield Scottish face removal.
A sober person would throw it...
The first hit will cause an explosion
Strange Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Strange Eyelander
Level 5 Sword
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter
Level 5 Axe
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Penalty
Strange Persian Persuader
Level 10 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeRechargeRateIncreased
#Attrib_AmmoBecomesHealth
Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Sword
#Attrib_ChargeTime_Increase
Nessie's Nine Iron
Level 5 Golf Club
Gives increased speed and health
with every head you take.
#Attrib_CritChance_Disabled
Scottish Handshake
Level 10 Bottle
Your enemies will think you're making peace, right up until the
terrifying moment that their hand is very seriously cut! Here's the
trick: It's a broken bottle!
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 1 Axe
Cursed by dark spirits similar to
those that dwell within the Eyelander.
#Attrib_MakersMark
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Minigun
Level 1 Minigun
Strange Natascha
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_Slow_Enemy_OnHit
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Increased
Strange Brass Beast
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_AimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
Strange Tomislav
Level 5 Minigun
#Attrib_MinigunSpinup_Decreased
#Attrib_MinigunNoSpinSounds
Iron Curtain
Level 5 Minigun
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine
Level 1
Strange Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I
Level 1
Level 1
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Family Business
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_ClipSize_Positive
Dalokohs Bar
Level 1 Lunch Box
#Attrib_LunchboxAddsMaxHealth
Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Level 1 Lunch Box
After consuming, move speed is increased, attacks mini-crit, and the
player may only use melee weapons. Lasts 16 seconds.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
Who needs bread?
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fishcake
Level 1 Fishcake
Eat to gain up to 100 health.
Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)
Vossler Industries All-Natural Artificial-Fish-Derived Food Product
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_MoveSpeed_Bonus
#Attrib_SelfMarkForDeath
#Attrib_ProvideOnActive
Strange Fists
Level 1 Fists
Strange Killing Gloves of Boxing
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_CritBoost_OnKill
Strange Holiday Punch
Level 10 Fists
Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens.
#Attrib_CritForcesLaugh
#Attrib_CritFromBehind
#Attrib_TickleEnemiesWieldingSameWeapon
#Attrib_CritDoesNoDamage
Warrior's Spirit
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Negative
#Attrib_MakersMark
Eviction Notice
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
Fists of Steel
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
#Attrib_DmgFromRanged_Reduced
#Attrib_DmgFromMelee_Increased
#Attrib_DeployTime_Increased
Genuine Apoco-Fists
Level 10 Fists
Turn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove!
The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand!
#Attrib_CritKillWillGib
Soviet Gentleman
Level 49 Hat
Heavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt
deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can
excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow
that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?"
U-clank-a
Level 80
Roast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for
sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an
impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns!
Copper's Hard Top
Level 36
Big Chief
Level 82 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Pugilist's Protector
Level 12 Hat
Tough Guy's Toque
Level 90 Hat
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense.
Heavy Duty Rag
Level 4 Hat
It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
Football Helmet
Level 81 Hat
Cadaver's Cranium
Level 31 Hat
Officer's Ushanka
Level 9
This hat was made of bear hands.
That bear was killed with bare hands.
Hard Counter
Level 98 Hat
You can never be too careful
with Jarate around.
Genuine Dragonborn Helmet
Level 10 Hat
Designed to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less
than impressed.
Capo's Capper
Level 53 Hat
This dashing number will help you commit crimes of all kinds—except
against fashion.
Outdoorsman #1036
Level 10
Chop wood. Eat syrup. Live in Canada. This hat lets you do it all.
Dealer's Visor
Level 50 Hat
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 40 Hat
Coupe D'isaster
Level 50 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gym Rat #1536
Level 10
Let's get physical. Physical.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Dread Knot
Level 25 Hat
Crybabies cower
At the approach of fat man
With terrible hair
Hound Dog
Level 73 Hat
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades
and coif.
Genuine War Head
Level 10 Hat
Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other
make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask.
Genuine Pilotka
Level 10 Hat
Unusual One-Man Army
Level 10
"First blood, then party!"
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Toss-Proof Towel #66
Level 42 Apparel
Make sure you never throw in the towel, even accidentally, by keeping
it nice and close, where it can't run off and surrender like a coward
when you're not looking.
Sandvich Safe
Level 15 Lunchbox
Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more
description. Buy.
Pocket Medic #1504
Level 15 Pocket Buddy
Keep little healing man close.
Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 81 Hat
Wee! It's summer! We're having fun!
AH GOD IT'S BOLTED TO HIS HEAD!
Security Shades
Level 30 Hat
Apparatchik's Apparel
Level 13 Shirt
Toting around a 150-kilogram minigun gives those forearm muscles a
nice workout. Show them off with these rolled-sleeved shirts, in your
choice of argyle, lumberjack, rugby stripe or vertical pinstripe.
Large Luchadore #3850
Level 25 Hat
Wrestling's real, and now you can prove it.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Cold War Luchador
Level 10
The most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile
Crisis.
Genuine Purity Fist
Level 10
Strange
Level 5
Strange Widowmaker
Level 5 Shotgun
#Attrib_OnHit_AddAmmo
Pomson 6000 #1395
Level 10 Indivisible Particle Smasher
Being an innovative hand-held irradiating utensil capable of producing
rapid pulses of high-amplitude radiation in sufficient quantity as to
immolate, maim and otherwise incapacitate the Irish.
#Attrib_SubtractVictimMedigunChargeOnHit
#Attrib_SubtractVictimCloakOnHit
Pocket Purrer
Level 52 Satchel
Little known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask
about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow"
means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder."
It's probably going to say that a lot.
Idea Tube
Level 100 Backpack
This handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do
you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em
in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it,
too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one
simple unballing away from remembering it.
Wingstick #1892
Level 10 Wingstick
#Attrib_MakersMark
Wrangler
Level 5 Laser Pointer
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.
Wrangled sentries gain a shield that reduces
damage and repairs by 66%.
Sentries are disabled for 3 seconds after becoming unwrangled.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Short Circuit
Level 5 Robot Arm
#Attrib_ElectricalAirblast
#Attrib_NoReload
#Attrib_AmmoPerShot
#Attrib_UseMetalAmmoType
Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 64 Hat
Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Big Country
Level 15
It'd be a damn shame to hide hair this handsome.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Strange Wrench
Level 1 Wrench
Strange Jag
Level 15 Wrench
#Attrib_ConstructionRate_Increased
Strange Southern Hospitality
Level 20 Wrench
Strange Gunslinger
Level 15 Robot Arm
#Attrib_WrenchBuildsMiniSentry
Eureka Effect
Level 20 Wrench
Being a tool that eliminates exertion by harnessing the electrical
discharges of thunder-storms for the vigorous coercion of bolts, nuts,
pipes and similar into their rightful places. May also be used to
bludgeon.
#Attrib_AltFireTeleportToSpawn
#Attrib_CannotPickUpBuildings
Tin-1000
Level 72
Are people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on
The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red,
robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way
to thin out your friend circle – fast!
Professor's Peculiarity
Level 38
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.
Bullet mechanics? Well now that's a different thing entirely.
Pencil Pusher #2000
Level 10
Measure twice, cut once, shoot first.
Virtual Reality Headset #946
Level 10 Headset
With these on, you can pretend you're winning.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Safe'n'Sound
Level 58 Hat
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!
Hotrod
Level 45 Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly
away from your eyeballs.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Mining Light
Level 26
For Engineers with bright ideas.
Engineer's Cap
Level 53 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Hetman's Headpiece
Level 57 Hat
Cossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka.
Industrial Festivizer
Level 54
Ol' Geezer
Level 42 Hat
Get off mah land!
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 61 Hat
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of
engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry
Gun.
Buckaroos Hat
Level 7 Hat
Unusual Western Wear
Level 76 Hat
"Scorching the earth one sentry zone at a time."
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Genuine Pip-Boy
Level 10 Armband
Using modern super-deluxe resolution graphics!
Googly Gazer
Level 43 Hat
Keep one eye on your enemy and
the other one on everything else.
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 1 Pocket Buddy
A cute, plushy pocket buddy.
Aw, he even has his own hat!
Prairie Heel Biters
Level 15 Spurs
Texas Half-Pants
Level 21 Apparel
It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are
perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants
only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants.
Stocking Stuffer
Level 35 Stocking
No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed.
Thanks for nothing, Santa.
Builder's Blueprints #2027
Level 15 Blueprints
Never bring a gun to a blueprint fight.
Brainiac Goggles #711
Level 20 Glasses
Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye
from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting
Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and
several other varieties of structural defect.
Brainiac Hairpiece #195
Level 87 Facial Hair
Being a maths-enhancing hairpiece that endeavors to heighten the
senses of any soul, be he a gentle-man of leisure deserving of such a
thing, or a loathsome tiller of the earth of whom a beating would not
go unwarranted.
Strange Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Strange Blutsauger
Level 5 Syringe Gun
#Attrib_HealthDrain
Strange Crusader's Crossbow
Level 15 Crossbow
#Attrib_FiresHealingBolts
#Attrib_ReloadTime_Decreased
#Attrib_SniperNoHeadshots
#Attrib_MaxammoPrimary_Reduced
Strange Overdose
Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype
While active, movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage
to a maximum of +20%
Strange Medi Gun
Level 1 Medi Gun
Strange Kritzkrieg
Level 8 Medi Gun
#Attrib_UberchargeRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_CritBoost
Strange Quick-Fix
Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype
Mirror the blast jumps and shield charges of patients.
#Attrib_HealRate_Positive
#Attrib_Medigun_MegaHeal
Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 100 Hat
We can't pronounce it either.
Taunt: The Meet the Medic
Level 5 Special Taunt
Remind those ungrateful bastards how valuable your Medic skills are by
striking a heroic pose accompanied by an angelic choir, beams of
divine light, and a flock of doves.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Strange Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Strange
Level 10
Strange Amputator
Level 15 Bonesaw
#Attrib_EnablesAOEHeal
Solemn Vow
Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates
'Do no harm.'
#Attrib_SeeEnemyHealth
Vita-Saw
Level 5 Bonesaw
#Attrib_PreserveUbercharge
( Not Usable in Crafting )
German Gonzila
Level 75 Hat
Vintage Tyrolean
Level 67 Hat
Surgeon's Stahlhelm
Level 10
Technically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the
Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your
killer. It's a conversation starter!
Gentleman's Ushanka
Level 41
Made from genuine German rabbit fur, this military-grade trappers' hat
makes the perfect complement to the Officer's Ushanka. Let the officer
in your life know you'll always be right behind them, with a Medigun
at the ready and a matching wardrobe.
Prussian Pickelhaube
Level 86 Hat
A relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.
Medic's Mountain Cap
Level 82 Hat
The men in his unit called him 'The Bavarian Butcher'
#Attrib_MakersMark
Gentleman's Gatsby
Level 2 Hat
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.
Doctor's Sack #4463
Level 63 Hat
For when you've got that healin' fever.
Berliner's Bucket Helm
Level 22 Hat
Grimm Hatte
Level 39 Hat
Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be
as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Geisha Boy
Level 25 Hat
Frog leaps into pond
Lotus blossoms fall to earth
Medic has girl's hair
#Attrib_MakersMark
Medi-Mask
Level 63 Mask
As a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask,
releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the
poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the
tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So
that's interesting.
Medic Mech-bag
Level 72
The best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of
their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic
Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't
have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body
parts as cosmetic items!
Genuine Planeswalker Helm
Level 1 Hat
If anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work.
Unusual Ze Goggles
Level 23 Glasses
"Ze Goggles: Nothing. Ze Fire: Also Nothing."
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Surgeon's Side Satchel #941
Level 27 Satchel
This compact medical equipment bag makes the perfect accessory for the
doctor on the go. Treat patients out of doors, in the fresh unsterile
air of the battlefield.
Couvre Corner
Level 20 Pocket Square
Sometimes we put some jokes in these descriptions. But, no joke: This
looks good. Really sharp.
Physician's Procedure Mask
Level 8 Hat
Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Nine-Pipe Problem
Level 15 Pipe
In the time it takes you to read this description, I've already ubered
a heavy, captured your base, solved a crime, and smoked three pipes.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Blighted Beak
Level 95 Hat
Surgeon's Stethoscope #3047
Level 20 Stethoscope
Look like you know what you're doing when you pronounce people dead.
Genuine Quadwrangler
Level 1 Science Project
This quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that
siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your
shooting arm, where it is!
Genuine Archimedes
Level 58
Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living
through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt
something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole
that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day
of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients
ever since.
Genuine Foppish Physician
Level 1 Apparel
Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or
attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood
loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper
ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the
right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine.
Strange Sniper Rifle
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Strange Sydney Sleeper
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_JarateDuration
#Attrib_SniperCharge_Per_Sec
Strange Bazaar Bargain
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
Each scoped headshot kill increases the weapon's charge rate by 25% up
to 200%.
#Attrib_MultSniperChargePenalty
Strange Machina
Level 5 Sniper Rifle
#Attrib_SniperFullChargePenetration
#Attrib_Sniper_FullChargeBonus
#Attrib_SniperOnlyFireZoomed
#Attrib_Sniper_FiresTracer
Strange
Level 10
Hitman's Heatmaker
Level 1 Sniper Rifle
Heads will roll.
#Attrib_RageGainOnKill
#Attrib_RageGainOnAssists
#Attrib_SniperRageDisplayOnly
#Attrib_DamageDone_Bodyshot_Negative
Strange Jarate
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
#Attrib_Jarate_Description
Strange SMG
Level 1 SMG
Strange Razorback
Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_BackstabShield
Darwin's Danger Shield
Level 10 Shield
#Attrib_MaxHealth_Positive
Cozy Camper #835
Level 10 Backpack
#Attrib_HealthRegen
#Attrib_AimingKnockbackResistance
#Attrib_AimingNoFlinch
#Attrib_SniperAimingMoveSpeed_Decreased
#Attrib_MakersMark
Cleaner's Carbine
Level 1 SMG
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Level 1
This hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows,
then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade.
Strange Bushwacka
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MinicritsBecomeCrits
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Fire_Increased
Strange Tribalman's Shiv
Level 5 Kukri
Shahanshah
Level 5 Kukri
#Attrib_MultDmgBonusWhileHalfDead
#Attrib_MultDmgPenaltyWhileHalfAlive
Bolted Bushman
Level 98
A hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard
drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect.
The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are
steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats
only need to say two things.
Liquidator's Lid
Level 62 Hat
This wool cap/granny glasses combo fits any assassin, whether he's
saving orphans in heated gun battles with the mob or impersonating
lead guitarists in world-famous Irish rock bands.
Genuine Lone Star
Level 1
You're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat
with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show
you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really
don't know how people get respect without this hat.
Ol' Snaggletooth
Level 88 Hat
Your Worst Nightmare
Level 10
This bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke. Like another billy goat.
Trophy Belt
Level 93 Hat
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Bloke's Bucket Hat
Level 54 Hat
Gone Snipin'.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Swagman's Swatter
Level 10
This is the best hat. We couldn't say it if it weren't true. This
one's the best.
Master's Yellow Belt
Level 51 Hat
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white
bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
Desert Marauder
Level 33 Hat
Crocleather Slouch #5614
Level 96
Made from Australia's only natural resource.
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 6 Hat
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
Genuine Bushman's Boonie
Level 1
Everybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much
camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll
kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is
CLASSIFIED.
Unusual Larrikin Robin
Level 43 Hat
"Robin Hood in Sherwood stood, Hooded and hatted, smokey and shod."
#Attrib_AttachedParticle
Outback Intellectual
Level 15 Apparel
Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot.
Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!
Villain's Veil #6335
Level 33 Hat
The good, the bad, and the dead.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Crocodile Smile
Level 20 Necklace
How many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's
the point.
Koala Compact
Level 9 Satchel
Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala!
Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in
alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to
stand the terror yourself!
Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
Level 58 Hat
"Everybody's got nice stuff but me."
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fruit Shoot #1538
Level 48
This fun, all-ages activity brings history alive! All you need is a
bow, an arrow, an apple, and an idiot.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Professional's Panama
Level 45 Hat
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Flamingo Kid
Level 10
Are you man enough to wear this brightly colored cowboy hat? Just in
case you're not, we slapped a half-a-skull on it to ease you into the
exciting new world of wearing this hat.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Anger
Level 10 Hat
Strange Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Strange
Level 5
Strange L'Etranger
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_AddCloakOnHit
Strange Diamondback
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_SapperKillsCollectCrits
Enforcer
Level 5 Revolver
#Attrib_DmgBonus_Undisguised
Big Kill
Level 5 Revolver
Combines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.
Counterfeit Billycock
Level 10
This hat is a spy.
Strange Knife
Level 1 Knife
Strange Conniver's Kunai
Level 1 Kunai
Start off with low health
Kill somebody with this knife
Steal all of their health
#Attrib_Sanguisuge
Strange Your Eternal Reward
Level 1 Knife
Strange Big Earner
Level 1 Knife
#Attrib_AddCloakOnKill
Wanga Prick #1716
Level 34 Knife
#Attrib_DisguiseOnBackstab
#Attrib_SilentKiller
#Attrib_CannotDisguise
Sharp Dresser #15948
Level 1 Knife
Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century
murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks.
Spy-cicle #5544
Level 1 Knife
It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven
into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
#Attrib_BecomeFireproofOnHitByFire
#Attrib_FreezeBackstabVictim
#Attrib_MeltsInFire
#Attrib_MakersMark
Black Rose
Level 1 Knife
Slay it with flowers.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Magistrate's Mullet
Level 44 Hat
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is
also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
Enthusiast's Timepiece
Level 5 Invis Watch
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Cloak and Dagger
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakMeterRegenRate
#Attrib_CloakIsMovementBased
Strange Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis Watch
#Attrib_CloakIsFeignDeath
#Attrib_CloakMeterConsumeRate
Strange Sapper
Level 1 Sapper
Genuine
Level 1
Stealth Steeler
Level 30
Has back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing
this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of
keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is
spine-crushing entertainment!
Hat of Cards
Level 76
Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly
cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our
knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the
nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Ninja Cowl
Level 1
If there's one thing that the ladies/men love, it's mystery. And
what's more mysterious than covering your entire face with a Ninja
Cowl? "Oh my, I can't see any of that man's face!" they'll exclaim.
"He must have a terrible secret I will uncover with my love."
Genuine Lacking Moral Fiber Mask
Level 1 Mask
This grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the
book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck,
dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to
lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work,
you can rob them.
Familiar Fez
Level 85 Hat
Détective Noir
Level 9 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Fancy Fedora
Level 63
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber
into a handsome rogue.
Cosa Nostra Cap #6093
Level 89 Hat
If looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an
accomplice to murder.
Backbiter's Billycock
Level 2 Hat
For when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.
Frenchman's Beret
Level 92 Hat
Because real espionage is an artform.
Charmer's Chapeau
Level 76 Hat
It really is a chapeau. It's just in disguise.
L'Inspecteur #1003
Level 10
Nobody is not scared of a policeman from France. That is why this hat
is so effective.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Janissary Ketche #3992
Level 85 Hat
The first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure
everyone else knew it.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin
Level 10
When you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a
hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce
to the world that you are inconspicuous!
Camera Beard
Level 19 Facial Hair
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard,
would you?
Le Party Phantom
Level 60
Rogue's Col Roule
Level 15 Apparel
Spectre's Spectacles #1694
Level 20 Glasses
So mysterious. So deadly. So nearsighted.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Noh Mercy
Level 17 Hat
Chain-smoking Frenchman
Skulks in shadows, then attacks
Terrifying mask
Made Man #6341
Level 37 Rose
A gentleman always has a flower handy to drop on an opponent's grave.
Business Casual #757
Level 37 Shirt
It's casual business up front, and more casual business in the back.
Now: check those sides. Yep. It's casual business there too. Cover all
the casual business bases with this unbuttoned suit jacket.
#Attrib_MakersMark
Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Level 90 Shoes
Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows.
But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll
want EVERYONE to check you out.
Genuine Distinguished Rogue
Level 1 Apparel
This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a
sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else
at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala
completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy
calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is.
Genuine Nanobalaclava
Level 10 Hat
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Scout Mask
Level 10 Hat
Soldier Mask
Level 10 Hat
Pyro Mask
Level 10 Hat
Demoman Mask
Level 10 Hat
Heavy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Engineer Mask
Level 10 Hat
Medic Mask
Level 10 Hat
Sniper Mask
Level 10 Hat
Spy Mask
Level 10 Hat
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Wrap Battler
Level 99
Idiot Box
Level 8
Blazing Bull
Level 5
Hair of the Dog
Level 7
Can Opener
Level 43
Buzz Killer
Level 78
Einstein
Level 63
Holy Hunter
Level 66
Under Cover
Level 27
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Level 31 Hat
He had one all along...
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
B-ankh!
Level 61
Steel Pipes
Level 36
Fallen Angel
Level 6
Scottish Snarl
Level 77
Soviet Stitch-Up
Level 55
Frontier Flyboy
Level 14
Dr. Gogglestache
Level 32
Silver Bullets
Level 72
Griffin's Gog
Level 61
Seal Mask
Level 31 Mask
Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this
adorable mask.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Futankhamun
Level 99
Shoestring Budget
Level 1
Tail From the Crypt
Level 5
Pickled Paws
Level 27
Steel-Toed Stompers
Level 44
Legend of Bugfoot
Level 85
Emerald Jarate
Level 10
Garlic Flank Stake
Level 45
Intangible Ascot
Level 66
MONOCULUS!
Level 31 Hat
Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome
mask based on his missing, haunted eye.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Bombinomicon
Level 20 Badge
'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS
ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician'
#Attrib_BombinomiconEffectOnDeath
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Ghastlierest Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Way way more ghastly.
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10 Hat
Even more ghastly.
#Attrib_Halloween_Item
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Voodoo Juju
Level 31 Hat
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31 Hat
Express your undying hatred for the living.
#Attrib_MakersMark
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Spine-Chilling Skull 2011
Level 31 Hat
Re-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this
skull-themed hate hat.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Level 15 Badge
A symbol of service in the Venusian legions.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that
declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on
God's Earth.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Level 15 Badge
Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute
testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may
cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the
infirm, elderly and those graced with child.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Festive Scattergun
Level 1
Festive Rocket Launcher
Level 1
Festive Flame Thrower
Level 1
Festive Minigun
Level 1
Barely-Melted Capacitor
Level 1
This damaged capacitor seems to be fire-proof as well as broken. Is
there anything it CAN'T do (besides work)?
Strange Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Strange Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Festive Wrench
Level 1
Festive Medi Gun
Level 1
Festive Sniper Rifle
Level 1
Festive Knife
Level 1
Level 61
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Lugermorph
Level 5 Pistol
The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Strange Reserve Shooter
Level 10 Shotgun
#Attrib_MiniCritAirborneEnemiesDeploy
#Attrib_DeployTime_Decreased
Backwards Ballcap #2060
Level 10
Stick it to Major League Baseball by not wearing their hat the right
way.
Bonk Boy #15277
Level 86 Hat
#Attrib_MakersMark
Salty Dog #1162
Level 10
Get all of a boat captain's respect without the crushing
responsibility of actually captaining a boat or the enormous amount of
ongoing maintenance a boat requires!
Noise Maker - TF Birthday
Level 5 Party Favor
#Attrib_Unlimited
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Genuine Freedom Staff
Level 25 Staff
Since America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle
has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom
by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like
Kofi Annan.
Frying Pan
Level 5 Frying Pan
Strange Half-Zatoichi
Level 5 Katana
Soldiers and Demos
Can duel with katanas
For a one-hit kill
#Attrib_RestoreHealthOnKill
#Attrib_Honorbound
Madame Dixie
Level 73 Hat
Private Eye
Level 18 Hat
A select style for the scrutinizing sleuth.
One-Man Army
Level 10
You send that many men against a bandanna like this, don't forget one
thing: A good supply of body bags.
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Noise Maker - Winter Holiday
Level 5 Party Favor
Conscientious Objector
Level 25 Sign
We gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
Custom decals can be applied to this item.
"hl2.exe"
Level 25 Sign
"has stopped you."
Strange Pain Train
Level 5 Makeshift Club
#Attrib_CaptureValue_Increased
#Attrib_DmgTaken_From_Bullets_Increased
Western Wear
Level 93 Hat
The old West never saw this kind of class.
Ze Goggles
Level 63 Glasses
Nothing
Larrikin Robin
Level 1 Hat
Dueling Mini-Game
Level 5 Usable Item
Is an enemy player questioning your skills, personal hygiene, and/or
ancestry?
Use these stylish firearms to challenge them to a duel!
See the Mann Co. Catalog for full details.
Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Level 5 Party Favor
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special Taunt
Don't leave your friends hanging.
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Level 5 Special Taunt
Share a good natured laugh with everyone except that one guy you just
shot.
( Not Usable in Crafting )
Taunt: The Director's Vision
Level 5 Special Taunt
Equip this item in a Taunt Slot. Activate to tell your victims you are
making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone.
( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Level 1
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level 1
Level 1
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level 1
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level 1
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Level 1
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level 1
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Shovel
Level 1 Shovel
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fire Axe
Level 1 Fire Axe
Level 1
Level 1
Bottle
Level 1 Bottle
Level 1
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Fists
Level 1 Fists
Shotgun
Level 1 Shotgun
Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
Level 1
Syringe Gun
Level 1 Syringe Gun
Level 1
Bonesaw
Level 1 Bonesaw
Level 1
SMG
Level 1 SMG
Kukri
Level 1 Kukri
Revolver
Level 1 Revolver
Invis Watch
Level 1 Invis Watch
Level 1
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Item Summary
| Item Type | Count |
| Normal | 348 |
| Hats | 173 |
| Misc | 102 |
| Metal | 12 items worth 96 scrap |
| Total | 635 |
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